[EU4] Religious War - Revange of Ottomans

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  • @humannamednizar
    @humannamednizar 5 років тому +7234

    Austria: you can't defeat me
    France: but he can
    *Ottoman empire music trigger*

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 5 років тому +6531

    France: Russia, for once in your life, don't fight the Ottomans!
    Russia: Big empire!

  • @jcdenton1868
    @jcdenton1868 5 років тому +8681

    when great britain says “ I’m not European “, it makes more sense than my whole life.

    • @jcdenton1868
      @jcdenton1868 5 років тому +72

      wow thanks man i didn’t expect that fast 😅

    • @joshuapardo6179
      @joshuapardo6179 5 років тому +48

      How, sorry im from asia. Britains are not from europe?

    • @geetunknown3037
      @geetunknown3037 5 років тому +236

      @@joshuapardo6179 not anymore cause of Brexit 😂😂😂

    • @CanadianBacon16
      @CanadianBacon16 5 років тому +179

      Joshua Pardo Great Britain has always had a fervent independent spirit in regards to the rest of Europe

    • @mystic2134
      @mystic2134 4 роки тому +39

      Canadian Laser Bear well we brits are difficult we are Europeans but at the same time we might as well be a different species cos we can be very different to the rest of Europe

  • @turchetti6072
    @turchetti6072 3 роки тому +1014

    When Ming said 'I know what it's like to lose' I felt that and remembered all the times Ming exploded in my campaigns

  • @grimhunter42
    @grimhunter42 6 років тому +4800

    "I'm not european" pretty much sums up uk

    • @Anonymousteadrinka
      @Anonymousteadrinka 6 років тому +41

      we are tho 😉

    • @Smokyquartz98
      @Smokyquartz98 6 років тому +96

      @@Anonymousteadrinka you are, but you often distance yourselves from europe

    • @MaycroftCholmsky
      @MaycroftCholmsky 6 років тому +3

      I literally died xD

    • @scottwhitley3392
      @scottwhitley3392 5 років тому +23

      Tschekad Nolte because after the napoleonic war in the 19th century we distanced our selves from the continent and focused attention on empire building

    • @spawnof200
      @spawnof200 5 років тому +9

      nowadays we say we arnt european mainly because the EU claims itself as europe and we are trying to distance ourselves from that.

  • @Thatoneguy-kf4vx
    @Thatoneguy-kf4vx 5 років тому +5161

    Russia: *sees Ottoman Empire*
    Also Russia: Big monster

    • @wxct6171
      @wxct6171 4 роки тому +174

      @Kirill Ggamer because when Ottomans siege the Vienna some armys betrayed the Ottomans then Ottomans is going to fall and they shit

    • @emirhangokda6730
      @emirhangokda6730 4 роки тому +150

      Kirill Ggamer russia won cause they had allies for ottoman like holy league

    • @emirhangokda6730
      @emirhangokda6730 4 роки тому +55

      Kirill Ggamer ottaman had allies after holy league for defance

    • @Garibanmarti
      @Garibanmarti 4 роки тому +38

      @Kirill Ggamer you are a joke

    • @polatpeker5733
      @polatpeker5733 4 роки тому +16

      @Kirill Ggamer you say true but ottomab only extra 1 times lose you look time . Time is 1650 idiot ottomans lose War at between1800 1900

  • @sonyvegas9838
    @sonyvegas9838 4 роки тому +2831

    4:53 best moment in eu4 meme history

    • @mehmettahaseven4893
      @mehmettahaseven4893 3 роки тому +34

      Yes

    • @gamer4life0602
      @gamer4life0602 3 роки тому +18

      Your not wrong lol

    • @cameroff
      @cameroff 3 роки тому +250

      The timestamp being 4:53 looks very similar to 1453...
      Coincidence? I THINK NOT

    • @kararjamal9622
      @kararjamal9622 3 роки тому +103

      @@cameroff -Mehmed the conqueror
      Enters the chat

    • @ligma_balls6969
      @ligma_balls6969 3 роки тому +15

      As a Türk, I feel very proud

  • @LeedsUnitedOffical
    @LeedsUnitedOffical 4 роки тому +1269

    Britains entrance is the most British thing I've seen all week

  • @teng100
    @teng100 4 роки тому +1851

    Austira: you cant beat me
    France: yeah, but he can
    Austria : why do I hear boss music

    • @greenthepkmn9194
      @greenthepkmn9194 4 роки тому +112

      *CEDDIN DEDEN ,NESLIN BABAN*

    • @vilyanali
      @vilyanali 4 роки тому +8

      @@greenthepkmn9194 aksnsbsbsb

    • @femi-naziolanerkek2029
      @femi-naziolanerkek2029 4 роки тому +8

      @Louis XIV dude don't talk with your ass they won the war the problem is they couldn't stay in viena

    • @kasadam85
      @kasadam85 4 роки тому +3

      @@femi-naziolanerkek2029 pis feminazi

    • @protocolguy9595
      @protocolguy9595 3 роки тому +7

      @@greenthepkmn9194 koptum shsjdb

  • @s4hagt981
    @s4hagt981 4 роки тому +5191

    Ottomans join the Server
    Europe left the server

    • @dracarys9748
      @dracarys9748 4 роки тому +9

      S4HA GT 🤣🤣

    • @s4hagt981
      @s4hagt981 4 роки тому +2

      @@dracarys9748?

    • @ersin9144
      @ersin9144 4 роки тому +1

      @@dracarys9748 jdjdjsjsjs

    • @ersin9144
      @ersin9144 4 роки тому +87

      @@s4hagt981 The Ottoman empire is among the strongest states

    • @makky6239
      @makky6239 4 роки тому +7

      To America, than come back and conquer ottoman territories in Egypt

  • @bengalsix
    @bengalsix 6 років тому +969

    7:14 Oh snap, he's got the Ming-finity Gauntlet

    • @thebronzedragon1
      @thebronzedragon1 6 років тому +10

      That is officially my favourite pun

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 6 років тому +48

      The Gauntlet of Heaven.

    • @daisuki1444
      @daisuki1444 6 років тому +8

      More like the mandate the heaven.

    • @Gew219
      @Gew219 6 років тому +16

      "Oh snap"
      See what you did there

    • @maozedong7536
      @maozedong7536 6 років тому +5

      The Ming-Reformation gauntlet

  • @El_ven1
    @El_ven1 4 роки тому +644

    *Legends say the Commonwealth and Russia are still fighting today*

    • @swolzer
      @swolzer 3 роки тому +33

      this is no legend this is a fact

    • @renatatorbus1458
      @renatatorbus1458 3 роки тому +3

      In The killed countries world

    • @rezigdhia9004
      @rezigdhia9004 2 роки тому +8

      This hits differently with the war between Russia and Ukraine

    • @heisenstein6392
      @heisenstein6392 2 роки тому +2

      Well this aged like spoiled, drank and then vomited, milk 🤦‍♂️

    • @El_ven1
      @El_ven1 2 роки тому +6

      @@heisenstein6392 not sure if thats an insult

  • @willarddavis7938
    @willarddavis7938 6 років тому +3023

    Loki's dagger should have been opium

  • @owo1282
    @owo1282 5 років тому +3210

    Ottoman: ahh I need some rest.....-----
    Turkey: dad----
    Ottoman: *turns dust*
    Turkey: NOOOO-----

    • @omarsamara5039
      @omarsamara5039 5 років тому +8

      Wha?

    • @EduzReeveM
      @EduzReeveM 5 років тому +91

      Aha turk

    • @Ezio_auditore128
      @Ezio_auditore128 5 років тому +68

      Bizi övenleri gördüm kanal Türkmü acaba

    • @owo1282
      @owo1282 5 років тому +17

      @@Ezio_auditore128 evet 😂

    • @btkn4428
      @btkn4428 4 роки тому +38

      @@Ezio_auditore128 yok la tarihe göre anlatıo

  • @husaamel-mohiuddin5049
    @husaamel-mohiuddin5049 5 років тому +2573

    was the most well made meme ive ever seen in my entire life

  • @maxvillaverde6430
    @maxvillaverde6430 2 роки тому +370

    Papal States: declares crusade against ottomans
    Ottomans: That was a mistake

    • @Acyx
      @Acyx 2 роки тому +27

      "papal states" : dies

    • @GjergjKastriotiottomanSlayer
      @GjergjKastriotiottomanSlayer 2 роки тому +8

      1683-1699 Great Turkish War
      Crusaders destroyed the Ottoman 😂

    • @erdy2558
      @erdy2558 2 роки тому +50

      @@GjergjKastriotiottomanSlayer one out of countless crusades succeded where multiple great powers team up to just beat one

    • @Sharow987
      @Sharow987 Рік тому +8

      @@GjergjKastriotiottomanSlayer yes when 7 countries attack öne that soemtines happens but sometimes like almost everytime they lose

    • @Crepigold
      @Crepigold Рік тому +9

      Many crusades were launched against the Ottomans (varna) that the only one that won was one that not even the papacy launched, and it was not in the 1400s or in the 1300s but almost in the 1700s, it says a lot about how "important" the crusades were to the Ottomans. xd @@GjergjKastriotiottomanSlayer

  • @lapplandvonoberstein755
    @lapplandvonoberstein755 4 роки тому +609

    4:57 *Suleiman intensifies*

    • @n_asmo
      @n_asmo 4 роки тому +11

      THE ONION HAT!

    • @mustafaishtiaq4507
      @mustafaishtiaq4507 4 роки тому +20

      Sultan suleyman the maginfiecent????

    • @Khagan_1
      @Khagan_1 4 роки тому +16

      @@mustafaishtiaq4507 Is there a another sultan suleyman that we don't know ?

    • @mustafaishtiaq4507
      @mustafaishtiaq4507 4 роки тому +2

      @@Khagan_1 i was a little confused...thanks for telling me🔥❤👍

    • @thisismacom3723
      @thisismacom3723 4 роки тому +20

      @@Khagan_1
      I. Prophet/King Sulaiman of Israel (970BCE),
      II. Sultan Sulaiman Shah I of Kedah (1373),
      III. Sultan Sulaiman of Brunei (1432),
      IV. Sultan Suleiman I the Magnifecent of Ottoman (1520),
      V. Sultan Sulaiman Shah II of Kedah (1602),
      VI. Sultan Suleiman II of Ottoman (1687),
      VII. Sultan Sulaiman Badrul Alam Shah of Johor (1722),
      IX. Sultan Sulaiman Badrul Alam Shah II of Johor Riau Lingga (1853),
      IIX. Sultan Sir Alauddin Sulaiman of Selangor (1898),
      X. Sultan Sulaiman Badrul Alam Shah of Terengganu (1920).
      Edit: year, spelling and order
      1 Israeli king, 7 Malay sultan, 2 Ottoman sultan.

  • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
    @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 5 років тому +893

    I love how Russia and the Commonwealth are just having a good time fighting each other lol

    • @Sebastian-oz1lj
      @Sebastian-oz1lj 4 роки тому +34

      just like in most of games XD

    • @gukutto
      @gukutto 4 роки тому +63

      Like fucking always

    • @renatatorbus1458
      @renatatorbus1458 3 роки тому +7

      @@gukutto as Polish Guy i agree

    • @emperor7985
      @emperor7985 3 роки тому +12

      Yep,a tipical relationships in east europe at 16-17 centuries

    • @Hello-xh3rx
      @Hello-xh3rx 2 роки тому +6

      @@renatatorbus1458 as Russian guy i agree

  • @TheGhostLegend001
    @TheGhostLegend001 6 років тому +3776

    So when Thor comes back with stormbreaker is it just going to be Revolutionary France?

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  6 років тому +479

      Hell yeah

    • @neo967
      @neo967 6 років тому +108

      Zlewikk TV let me guess
      The other Avengers would be on the New World

    • @cyrclack5616
      @cyrclack5616 6 років тому +106

      Nah, Stormbreaker should be Revolutionary Ulm

    • @neo967
      @neo967 6 років тому +22

      I would lol if Black Panther is in South America or even their homeland in Africa

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 6 років тому +30

      @@neo967 BP would be either Mali/Songhai or Ethiopia.

  • @freakingcatmaster2657
    @freakingcatmaster2657 3 роки тому +248

    4:47 i love how spain just relaxing and watching there

    • @zamirroa
      @zamirroa 3 роки тому +11

      Incredible how Spain went from. A monster in XVI and XVII to a great power till it downfall due to the Napoleonic invasion.

    • @СтефановићКараџић
      @СтефановићКараџић 3 роки тому +10

      The funny thing is Spain had an important role in the war

  • @michael120.
    @michael120. 5 років тому +1435

    Ive never had a game where Ming gets into Europe, but I can imagine how horrifying it can be

    • @tonisadiraj9978
      @tonisadiraj9978 4 роки тому +56

      Its scary the first 3 years then the mingsplosiin hapens and china becomes a puncing bag

    • @filon738
      @filon738 4 роки тому +61

      colonial wars reaching to mainland?

    • @clashthegamer4873
      @clashthegamer4873 4 роки тому +213

      @@tonisadiraj9978 Imagine if it doesn't though. Like I've seen Poland refuse to form the commonwealth and Castille refuse the Iberian wedding, it's possible for Ming to not Mingsplode, which at that point... what happens?

    • @tonisadiraj9978
      @tonisadiraj9978 4 роки тому +13

      @@clashthegamer4873 higly doubt it

    • @ShadyDemoness
      @ShadyDemoness 4 роки тому +56

      @@tonisadiraj9978 some other guy in another thread said its about 1 in 4 times that it doesn't explode

  • @sarunotaslt
    @sarunotaslt 6 років тому +5074

    Actually using russian anthem instead of soviet one? woah

    • @MrVladko0
      @MrVladko0 6 років тому +396

      Actually it's anthem of Russian Federation. It's better than soviet, but I also think that anthem of Russian Empire (Gove, save the Tsar) will be cooler because Russia in the game is tsardom.

    • @MrVladko0
      @MrVladko0 6 років тому +271

      REMEMBER ME Russian Empire with Soviet anthem it’s like USA using “God save the Queen”.

    • @grev7794
      @grev7794 6 років тому +13

      Should have used russian empire military march.

    • @facecuter16
      @facecuter16 6 років тому +42

      @REMEMBER ME soviet version is overused and the lyrics suck, god save the tsar is better than them both actually

    • @Vahki100
      @Vahki100 6 років тому +11

      @REMEMBER ME Fuck the Soviet version.

  • @elbow_thief8446
    @elbow_thief8446 5 років тому +957

    austria: *exists*
    ottomans: im about to end dis mans whole career

    • @moko5080
      @moko5080 5 років тому +15

      Polishlithuvian:oh i don't thinks so

    • @efeyldz2620
      @efeyldz2620 5 років тому +6

      Pas d’idée dude the guy just made a joke,not about real history, about game.

    • @youravaragetoxicmasculinem9508
      @youravaragetoxicmasculinem9508 5 років тому +62

      @Pas d’idée Dude are you serious Europe and the whole world was sucking Ottoman's ass until 1700's ıt was the strongest country in the world there were no match for it even russia used to pay taxes to Crimea(Ottoman vassal) ottoman had invaded Moscowy (Baltacı Mehmet Pasha) beated all Ukraine and annexed it, all hungary, Arabian penunsila, Iran to Tahran, and all Mesopotamia and North Africa from Egypt to Morrocco and to Vien We beated all Europe several times with less man against Crusades and Varna beated all Hunarian army in 2 hour (even the armies were very close) while these happening Habsburg were selling their asses to unite all Europe against Ottomans you know what 2. Mehmet was even tried to take Rome and he was able to do that, there were no obstacle to him even all europewas united stil didn't had a chance against.

    • @TacitusSempronius
      @TacitusSempronius 5 років тому +14

      @@youravaragetoxicmasculinem9508 The Ottomans were dominamt for 200 years and spent the next 200 years as everybody's punching bag. And their descendants are still lagging behind Europe.

    • @sbarz106
      @sbarz106 5 років тому +4

      @@youravaragetoxicmasculinem9508 North africa from Egypt to Algeria*

  • @ibnebadr367
    @ibnebadr367 3 роки тому +446

    the ottoman part was the best 😂

    • @kaanriyal
      @kaanriyal 2 роки тому +7

      Adamsın🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

  • @thedepression950
    @thedepression950 4 роки тому +1271

    The ottoman part got me 😂

  • @adolfasramanauskas6780
    @adolfasramanauskas6780 5 років тому +5012

    Russia fights with 500k manpower
    Ming: 1500k manpower
    Russia: impossible

    • @madman026
      @madman026 4 роки тому +208

      1500k shit peasants

    • @FVMCRAFT
      @FVMCRAFT 4 роки тому +229

      multiple it twice ming has tributaries and they gives at least 300 manpower every year so ming never loses manpower against russia .d

    • @drinkyourwater1039
      @drinkyourwater1039 4 роки тому +78

      That's why i always force ming to mingplode

    • @FVMCRAFT
      @FVMCRAFT 4 роки тому +57

      @@drinkyourwater1039 How can we do that ? When i played as japan, ming was always strong...

    • @FVMCRAFT
      @FVMCRAFT 4 роки тому +26

      @@drinkyourwater1039 How can we do that ? When i played as japan, ming was always strong...

  • @maltvinegar436
    @maltvinegar436 6 років тому +615

    Loki being great Britain that just works so well

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 5 років тому +64

      absolutely hating France but in reality loves France because he allows him to hate him

    • @zamalamahama4894
      @zamalamahama4894 5 років тому +53

      France and Britain are like brothers who fight all the time
      They may fight and they don’t want to admit it, but they care for each other in a their own weird way

    • @xeixi3789
      @xeixi3789 5 років тому +6

      Also his relationship with the new world/Earth.

    • @1forest120
      @1forest120 5 років тому +3

      2:07

    • @Grivian
      @Grivian 5 років тому +6

      Yes. Trickery. Not participating but acting like they do. Enemy with everyone, friend with everyone

  • @AbdulRahman-sm9wt
    @AbdulRahman-sm9wt 4 роки тому +195

    4:59 Ottoman Empire joins the fight.

  • @leaksson93
    @leaksson93 5 років тому +1210

    "i expected more" is how i feel when fighting the Ottomans late game

    • @diegollorente1137
      @diegollorente1137 5 років тому +77

      You don't say the dame in the early Game..

    • @thebandofbastards4934
      @thebandofbastards4934 4 роки тому +136

      If you get to the late game

    • @rairarku2964
      @rairarku2964 4 роки тому +36

      True, Ottoman units are really weak late game.

    • @huleyn135
      @huleyn135 4 роки тому +101

      i mean its pretty realistic. to have a chance late game you have to switch to western tech tree which is rife with unease and rebellions..much like the real life ottoboi empire, its reform attempts were met with coups by the corrupt and conservative parts of the empire

    • @andreydoronin6995
      @andreydoronin6995 4 роки тому +2

      @@huleyn135
      How to switch tech groups? What are the conditions to do it? I never understood how to make it happen. I heard you need to have a neighbor with tech group you want to switch to, but I have no idea, cause the UI is convoluted mess, it is hard to find any options you need.

  • @OrangeDiCapa
    @OrangeDiCapa 6 років тому +241

    4:48 I love how spain is the ship just watching all this shit happen. literally the same shit happens in the game . its always that they have their whole army stack in fucking *argentina*

  • @edim108
    @edim108 6 років тому +501

    Love it! Can't wait for part two and conclusion to that story! :)

    • @MinecraftReidson
      @MinecraftReidson 6 років тому +22

      There is one certain former colony we have not seen yet...

    • @edim108
      @edim108 6 років тому +5

      @@MinecraftReidson And there are the Ottomans. We've seen what they did in that campaign...

    • @English_Thespian
      @English_Thespian 6 років тому +3

      @@MinecraftReidson Sounds like someone needs to start a trade war with *_CH-EYE-NA_*

    • @Wojjjie
      @Wojjjie 6 років тому +1

      Well from today's new part it looks like few years before Ming China heavily developd , had fist discovered absolutism , subjugated avengers as tributaries and now it's time for rest of Europe ( Spain , Rest of Russia , Italy , United Scandinavia , USA and empire of Africa to stand together in fight against Mongols hords)

    • @certifiedcoolguy583
      @certifiedcoolguy583 6 років тому +3

      mingfinity war

  • @JesterOfAce
    @JesterOfAce 2 роки тому +54

    When the ottoman's opening song starts playing you know what's coming.

  • @alexbelbaru9158
    @alexbelbaru9158 5 років тому +510

    4:55 best anthem i ever heard

  • @dn8291
    @dn8291 4 роки тому +203

    Tracher: how do you know a lot about history?
    Me: Books
    My mind:

  • @haiiro8610
    @haiiro8610 6 років тому +124

    Thank you for the reupload! It is probably my favorite EU IV meme of all time. I was going to show it to a few of my friends last week, apparently just after the video got taken down. Now I have finally had the chance to share this glorious piece of art! Keep up the good work!

  • @lewycraft
    @lewycraft 4 роки тому +73

    I love that Commonwealth and Russia are just going toe to toe in their private fight no bothering anyone else, just to giants

    • @TheOvalOwl
      @TheOvalOwl 3 роки тому

      Grammar... Jesus dude...

  • @professionaldaft7403
    @professionaldaft7403 5 років тому +80

    4:57 that change was just perfect

  • @Shahi_lancer
    @Shahi_lancer 5 років тому +232

    "Ceddin dedan neslin baban" oooh I got goosebumps

    • @Turkcu14
      @Turkcu14 4 роки тому +25

      Ceddin deden,neslin baban lan o gavur pezeveng

    • @tuncay7220
      @tuncay7220 3 роки тому +6

      @@Turkcu14 sj

    • @tuncay7220
      @tuncay7220 3 роки тому +1

      @@tr_oesolder5462 ekran görüntüsü aldım, mahkemede görüşürüz.

    • @tuncay7220
      @tuncay7220 3 роки тому +1

      @@tr_oesolder5462 anlamamış numarası yapmanız yok mu bide "SG" yazmışsın, bende seni dava edicem canım.

    • @tuncay7220
      @tuncay7220 3 роки тому +1

      @@tr_oesolder5462 abi hem küfür edip, hemde üstü çıkmaya çalışman? hem neden tanımadığın bir insana küfür edersin.

  • @emilekroth100
    @emilekroth100 5 років тому +324

    Spoilers, Ming get thanos snapped into a million small warlords in the end.

    • @batuhanerdogan7519
      @batuhanerdogan7519 4 роки тому +21

      Manchu is the one who snaps him and dies of loans causing bankruptcy at the end

    • @huiyu6739
      @huiyu6739 2 дні тому

      The last Ming emperor had already been forced to commit suicide by internal rebels, and the Manchus had merely wiped out the remnants of the Ming Dynasty in the south

  • @theresgottabeagermanwordfo903
    @theresgottabeagermanwordfo903 3 роки тому +39

    1:50 **Russia forms and saves Sweden**
    1:53 **Sweden realizing she's gonna lose finland**

    • @PaulRakoczi
      @PaulRakoczi 9 місяців тому

      Thats why you always take Moscow so Russia cannot form lmao

  • @-AytaL-
    @-AytaL- 6 років тому +276

    its even better than the original. And the duo Thor/loki aka France/England is really perfect with this additionnal content. Even if we like to mock England and were enemy at some time at the bottom with so much rivalry between us we finally learnt to appreciate & respect each other.
    I encourage you to work on part two. There are still some countries to use, spain, USA, mali, mamluks, bharat, bengal...

    • @hermanngoring3995
      @hermanngoring3995 6 років тому +6

      Yah I wanted to see spain, probably a powerful being?

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  6 років тому +10

      Look closer, it is in the video ;)

    • @bojak7808
      @bojak7808 6 років тому +3

      ​@Reckoning Yeah, when we see the union jack flag, we immediately think of England instead of UK, actually the word "british" is "britannique" in french , but we never use it for one reason or another
      , even tho we all probably know the difference between being english and being british.

    • @bojak7808
      @bojak7808 6 років тому +4

      @Reckoning I don't think you can call that racism tho, it's more like a verbal tic.
      But I do agree we should "learn" the difference

    • @cloverhal2284
      @cloverhal2284 5 років тому +1

      Aytal la bande de français est là ça fait 10min que je la cherche dans les commentaires..

  • @zekeriyaersoy5499
    @zekeriyaersoy5499 5 років тому +995

    No One:
    Ottoman:WARRRR

  • @shirosocool2938
    @shirosocool2938 5 років тому +76

    I love how the “you can’t defeat me. But he can”. Spain is just in the back escaping

  • @huseyineneserturk5098
    @huseyineneserturk5098 3 роки тому +75

    4:56 I got goosebumps, man

  • @ergungulmez89
    @ergungulmez89 6 років тому +2869

    Ver Mehteri Türkleri görelim sayımızı öğrenelim

    • @oguzg8436
      @oguzg8436 6 років тому +37

      Gaza geldim amk

    • @sabalax
      @sabalax 6 років тому +10

      Videodaki Filmin adi neydi unuttum amk

    • @oguzg8436
      @oguzg8436 6 років тому +11

      @@sabalax tor 3 kardeşim

    • @ksjddksdjske7096
      @ksjddksdjske7096 6 років тому +15

      @@sabalax Thor 3 ragnorok

    • @dinozoroyun3617
      @dinozoroyun3617 6 років тому +6

      Gaza geldim

  • @ahmeddadanovic4384
    @ahmeddadanovic4384 5 років тому +80

    Ottomans as Ironman, kills Ming but dies afterwards cus of exhaustion and rebellions

  • @astral9138
    @astral9138 6 років тому +695

    I bet Captain America is gonna be the USA

    • @bengalsix
      @bengalsix 6 років тому +153

      Black Panther as Ethiopia

    • @astral9138
      @astral9138 6 років тому +14

      @Shiny Reshiram 2 dude i'm mentioning the United States in EU4!

    • @1HardCoreGaming1
      @1HardCoreGaming1 6 років тому +50

      There is USA in EU4, it’s a formable nation.

    • @KheptlaxaXonu
      @KheptlaxaXonu 6 років тому +3

      @Shiny Reshiram 2 Yes... yes there is.

    • @ariellesigler6920
      @ariellesigler6920 6 років тому +7

      USA dosen't exist at this time lol

  • @-Haktan-
    @-Haktan- 4 роки тому +20

    Everyone :İmpossible to conquer constatinople
    II.Mehmet:
    Drive ship by land

  • @hubithepyromain6927
    @hubithepyromain6927 6 років тому +581

    "Co to kurwa jest"

  • @yusuko8904
    @yusuko8904 4 роки тому +285

    austria: *Join the game*
    Russia: *invited ottomans*
    *Ottomans*:*MERHABALAR*
    Austria And Russia:R.I.P

    • @BFG66666
      @BFG66666 3 роки тому +21

      Russian-Turkish wars:
      1568-70, win-Russia
      1672-81, win-no one
      1686-1700, win-Russia
      1710-11, win Turkey
      1735-39, win Russia
      1768-74, win Russia
      1787-91 win Russia
      1806-12, win Russia
      1828-29, win Russia
      1853-56, win England, France and Turkey
      1877-78, win Russia
      1914-18, win Turkey.

    • @BFG66666
      @BFG66666 3 роки тому +4

      @Sefa Karadaş bunlar gerçekler, kebap

    • @dogi233
      @dogi233 3 роки тому +4

      @@BFG66666 1735 Türkler için zafer sayılmaz mı? "Russia gives up territorial claims to Ottoman".

    • @ОсманАлиев-р1я
      @ОсманАлиев-р1я 3 роки тому +11

      @@BFG66666 1914-1918 win Turkey? Lol

    • @BFG66666
      @BFG66666 3 роки тому +5

      @@ОсманАлиев-р1я ну фактически они были в союзе с немцами и австрийцами в 1 мировую, и так как российская империя ее проиграла то мы проиграли и туркам тоже, вроде так.

  • @josebh197
    @josebh197 5 років тому +73

    The rest of Europe: *Fighting with Austria*
    Spain: *in de sky* Hi guys are you ok? Somebody wants paella?

  • @CheddarMannn
    @CheddarMannn 4 роки тому +29

    0:38
    Funny Easter Egg
    You can hear:
    "O kurwa co to jest? Co to kurwa jest?" which translates to "Oh Lord, what is that? What the fuck is that?"
    This is a common meme in Poland :D

  • @speeda1253
    @speeda1253 6 років тому +287

    Now I wanna see all the scenes where ming gets his reforms. (Thanos getting the infinity stones)

    • @wilburdemitel8468
      @wilburdemitel8468 6 років тому +43

      Then a twist at the end where he snaps and mingplodes instead of killing everyone else

    • @benip3751
      @benip3751 5 років тому +16

      Endgame is just a bunch of savescummy reloads then lmao

    • @chiangkaishrek5123
      @chiangkaishrek5123 5 років тому +9

      Ming probably just goes back a few patches and uses the mingals strategy

    • @johnnyboy3410
      @johnnyboy3410 2 роки тому

      Japan coming to save the day along with fat Bengal

  • @CosmicDalmatian
    @CosmicDalmatian 5 років тому +107

    8:01 Qing anthem on Ming lmaooo

  • @ozgurozhan5749
    @ozgurozhan5749 6 років тому +682

    So I guess ottomans died after to much overexpension

    • @gladehartdreamer5620
      @gladehartdreamer5620 6 років тому +24

      @فهمي كتاني based on the ending, id say mostly ming

    • @darkshadow6758
      @darkshadow6758 6 років тому +3

      @@gladehartdreamer5620 at this time ottomans werent ottomans, am i right🧐? U can look at the hisory of Turkey

    • @ShaikhMaaz.
      @ShaikhMaaz. 6 років тому +16

      @@darkshadow6758 you're right. After some traitors of our own caliphate came in. It's now just Turkey and not ottoman empire.

    • @ЯковН-ю9х
      @ЯковН-ю9х 5 років тому

      @فهمي كتاني the Corporate

    • @Unspre
      @Unspre 5 років тому +2

      Beyler ozet gecsenize

  • @PPps271
    @PPps271 2 роки тому +17

    Ming: I have 1670k soliders
    Russia; impressive but not enough.

  • @NRooster
    @NRooster 5 років тому +56

    Austria: you can't defeat me
    France: but he can
    *CEDDİN DEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN*

  • @fingolfin575
    @fingolfin575 6 років тому +267

    Ottomans Come Fight With The Mings And Universe is Destroyed Xd

    • @Damnto
      @Damnto 5 років тому +8

      Ready for some Giant cannons

    • @darkbrawler0997
      @darkbrawler0997 5 років тому +1

      Mings......

    • @animationcity8178
      @animationcity8178 2 роки тому +1

      Fun Fact: They kinda did with The Huns (Older Turks (Which is What Ottomans are)), And they beat the Chinese! Even with the wall!

  • @thebluesoulofintegrity4170
    @thebluesoulofintegrity4170 6 років тому +846

    *Spoiler:*
    Ulm wins..... wait wrong channel

    • @NotChicoAndPico
      @NotChicoAndPico 6 років тому +14

      Ulm winning is always right, no matter the channel.

    • @variedgamer9498
      @variedgamer9498 6 років тому +5

      You plebs forgot about the all-powerful Brittany!

    • @foughtstatue1023
      @foughtstatue1023 5 років тому +1

      No we watched this so technically it’s not the wrong channel

    • @cazique
      @cazique 5 років тому

      No this is the right channel

    • @vikkstar6262
      @vikkstar6262 5 років тому +2

      drew durnil time!

  • @lehecpec9341
    @lehecpec9341 4 роки тому +41

    I really like the comparison of the relationship between France and Great Britain with that of Thor and Loki because ultimately it's the same, two brothers who often clashed but who in the end look alike and love each other

  • @aruthorcarly
    @aruthorcarly 5 років тому +140

    -Summoning kebabrock
    How come you summon something that you cant control??

  • @theryukan1044
    @theryukan1044 6 років тому +121

    Iron Man (USA): You throw another Tributary at me, and I'm gonna get pissed
    Thanos (Ming): America
    Iron Man (USA): You know me?
    Thanos (Ming): I do
    *big insane fight ensues*

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  6 років тому +7

      I uploaded that scene yesterday (Ming vs Manchu)

    • @theryukan1044
      @theryukan1044 6 років тому

      @@ZlewikkTV I saw, just put my own head canon here :p

    • @GalaDBae
      @GalaDBae 6 років тому +2

      and japan be the black panther xD

    • @williamylee
      @williamylee 5 років тому

      Legend has it the fight goes on to date

  • @sirgon1991
    @sirgon1991 5 років тому +137

    4:55 "But he can" ... The best moment ever for me! And 5:17 First Crimean War? XD Long way before the original one, but France stopped the Tsar? XD
    So many likes! Thank you! xD

    • @0_o295
      @0_o295 2 роки тому

      First ?

  • @arifemrebayrakdar4655
    @arifemrebayrakdar4655 3 роки тому +70

    5:58 I'm dying to laugh

  • @mrmcawesome9746
    @mrmcawesome9746 4 роки тому +51

    Scary accuracy, to the point of needing to time travel to an older save to defeat Ming

    • @manooxi327
      @manooxi327 2 роки тому

      Oooooh 😮 i did not think about that

  • @SaadBinAlamgir3345
    @SaadBinAlamgir3345 5 років тому +217

    My conquest of Half of Europe (including vienna and rome)

    • @mustafakucukkurtul3678
      @mustafakucukkurtul3678 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah sure like 500 years ago

    • @SaadBinAlamgir3345
      @SaadBinAlamgir3345 4 роки тому +24

      @@mustafakucukkurtul3678
      Any problem?

    • @mustafakucukkurtul3678
      @mustafakucukkurtul3678 4 роки тому +5

      @@SaadBinAlamgir3345 nothing apart from it being too long ago

    • @SaadBinAlamgir3345
      @SaadBinAlamgir3345 4 роки тому +1

      @Louis XIV jk😎😎

    • @SaadBinAlamgir3345
      @SaadBinAlamgir3345 4 роки тому +6

      @Louis XIV
      Who cares?
      You Don't know Austria will have quarter Muslim in 20 year??
      Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Here, Islam is terrorist religion.....
      ua-cam.com/video/yGE2ueFH0Do/v-deo.html
      Two Turkish muslim saved lives in Vienna....
      Probably your pagan Christian politicians Didn't saw it....
      And said everyone is terrorist lul

  • @martinlin5315
    @martinlin5315 6 років тому +30

    Best meme of EU IV, both funny and amazing, great job my friend

  • @fives5555arc
    @fives5555arc 3 роки тому +32

    Normally in EU 4 I do what I can to make sure the ottomans and Russia would be able to defeat Ming. But, one game the ottomans and Russia joined an alliance with Ming (Not becoming tributaries but actual allies) and that is the moment where I knew the world was over

  • @lucapena9330
    @lucapena9330 5 років тому +51

    Sweden: This stupid Commonwealth wont die! XD

  • @mason7645
    @mason7645 5 років тому +56

    8:00 *Kung fu Master mode activated*

  • @leandronunescavalcante7367
    @leandronunescavalcante7367 6 років тому +44

    7:46 "I'm not european" essa frase representa muito bem os britânicos

  • @mehmettahaseven4893
    @mehmettahaseven4893 3 роки тому +57

    -Ottoman Empire joins the server
    -Europe left the server

    • @Patriot20054
      @Patriot20054 3 роки тому

      That's old

    • @mehmettahaseven4893
      @mehmettahaseven4893 3 роки тому +2

      @@Patriot20054 yes

    • @theentertainmentnation4694
      @theentertainmentnation4694 3 роки тому

      why so? The ottomans never passed trought Austria.

    • @emre4202
      @emre4202 2 роки тому

      @@theentertainmentnation4694 ottoman could have taken the whole europe but they saw its unnecessary that and need to be done another jobs like fighting with timur

    • @theentertainmentnation4694
      @theentertainmentnation4694 2 роки тому

      @@emre4202 The ottomans tried to take vienna three times with far more superior numbers and failed both times.
      Get out with ur nationalism of these youtube comments sick man of europe 😂😂😂

  • @oguzhanozcelik9756
    @oguzhanozcelik9756 6 років тому +60

    Man you should've add "You literally are the worst *ally*" as thor says that to loki. Beside that, this is Amazing!

    • @saimonno5261
      @saimonno5261 5 років тому +1

      Bro those ports need blockading, what more do you want when fighting central european powers?

  • @lucapena9330
    @lucapena9330 5 років тому +239

    No one:
    Ottomans: T R E M B L E BEFORE ME EUROPE!!

    • @theArgent44
      @theArgent44 4 роки тому +1

      16th and 17th ceuntry be like:

  • @wiktorco
    @wiktorco 6 років тому +131

    0:39
    ,,Co to kurwa jest"
    Classic meme

  • @bismarckfamily277
    @bismarckfamily277 3 роки тому +9

    2:36 the most french thing i could ever see

  • @studentofhistory718
    @studentofhistory718 5 років тому +33

    2:07 accurate depiction of England up to the 20th century

    • @Itachi951000
      @Itachi951000 5 років тому +1

      What did you "save" until the 20th century? lol

    • @vj9086
      @vj9086 4 роки тому +3

      @@Itachi951000
      He meant the show up guy

    • @iscifion7122
      @iscifion7122 4 роки тому

      True

  • @yusohizm
    @yusohizm 3 роки тому +17

    🇹🇷Turkey (Ottoman): Join the game
    🇦🇹Austria: Left the game
    🇪🇺Europe: Left the game

  • @byron-ih2ge
    @byron-ih2ge 3 роки тому +27

    Turkey then: i am europe's doom
    Turkey now: guys its been 20+ yrs u guys have still not given me my eu membership..

    • @Rogerrramjet1
      @Rogerrramjet1 3 роки тому

      lol,, so true. Ottomans must be rolling int heir grave, Saying we conquered the whole europe and offered it to you my son on a golden plate and now,, you are begging them to be in their gangs,,, shame on you son,, and spits at turkeys face.

    • @mustafacil4468
      @mustafacil4468 3 роки тому +1

      @@Rogerrramjet1 We are not begging btw. We know this, EU dont want to be ally with a muslim country. We doesn't care these thinks. They can take us EU or not. It's not a big deal. Even we don't talking about this situation anymore.

    • @omeradilaltuntas2060
      @omeradilaltuntas2060 2 роки тому +1

      yes it was, our multi-national structure destroyed us

  • @Hlodolog
    @Hlodolog 4 роки тому +50

    I just love the little detail how GB is tempted by betraying France and taking that achievement. Especially when we know what Loki is like and what he did in the movie.

  • @Secto-R
    @Secto-R 5 років тому +94

    Russia, for once in your life - DONT SMASH
    Me: *D E D*

  • @johnnyboy3410
    @johnnyboy3410 2 роки тому +8

    5:37 Austria hiring the Free Company

  • @endoriansynedurina4403
    @endoriansynedurina4403 6 років тому +17

    No i fajnie, twoje memy zawsze na propsie, popcorn do prawej, cola do lewej i oglądamy

  • @thatoneguy8365
    @thatoneguy8365 3 роки тому +15

    4:40 best moment stars

  • @konradhalman5104
    @konradhalman5104 4 роки тому +22

    0:39 protestants be like: "Co to, kurwa, jest?!"

  • @Holy-byzantium
    @Holy-byzantium 2 роки тому +12

    When hella (Austria) said ‘I’m the goddes of reforms, what god are you again?’ Thor (France) should’ve said ‘god of revolutionary ideas’ 🤣

  • @gabrielegiacomuzzi5607
    @gabrielegiacomuzzi5607 4 роки тому +12

    This is the best meme humanity has ever produced to this day period. Thank you so much Zlewikk

  • @СергейПлугатырёв
    @СергейПлугатырёв 2 роки тому +15

    As a Russian I didn't even know we had some religious wars with China, or even a somewhat serious war

    • @0_o295
      @0_o295 2 роки тому +5

      Их и не было

  • @ashrafulislamsaimon3623
    @ashrafulislamsaimon3623 4 роки тому +27

    3:56 We just need to hold her off untill everyone converts to protestantism 😂😂

  • @godoff.5304
    @godoff.5304 3 роки тому +19

    Ottomans joined the Server.
    EU: Here we go again. the Ottomans
    China; No, these are the Huns
    EU: No, they are the Ottomans
    China: I know it mate, thse are the bloody Huns
    Russia. Vodka
    UK: Run......
    EU: No, The Ottomans
    China: No, no it is the Huns
    EU: No, The Ottomans
    China: No, no it is the Huns
    EU: No, The Ottomans
    China: No, no it is the Huns

    • @changeforrise
      @changeforrise 3 роки тому +2

      Huns=Turks lol

    • @FarisMoringstar
      @FarisMoringstar 3 роки тому

      I never felt that the Turks were Huns. I have never heard of such a statement in China.

    • @FarisMoringstar
      @FarisMoringstar 3 роки тому

      @@le_doner The Huns are not Turks.The Huns in northern China look similar to the Chinese. After the Huns were eliminated, a large part of the Huns became Han people.

    • @changeforrise
      @changeforrise 3 роки тому +1

      @@FarisMoringstar Hah. You guys just committed genocide!

    • @godoff.5304
      @godoff.5304 3 роки тому

      @@FarisMoringstar You better read Chinese history from the Chinese!!!

  • @MattJunewski
    @MattJunewski 3 роки тому +4

    6:17 France: the people of the New World love me.
    *Bruh, thats some accuracy right there*

  • @thomastotland3615
    @thomastotland3615 4 роки тому +28

    I just started playing Eu4, and i can't fucking wait untill i understand any of this, i aleready love it!

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  4 роки тому +3

      Good luck!

    • @Sikkeskatona
      @Sikkeskatona 3 роки тому

      Haha same here, but already understand some parts of it, although now I'm dreading the part when Ming comes for Europe 😨😄

  • @anarchicpancake2840
    @anarchicpancake2840 5 років тому +55

    No one:
    Nobody
    Literally no one:
    Not even the boys:
    Void:
    Great Britain: *YOUR SAVIOR IS HERE!!!!*

  • @kiri2784
    @kiri2784 5 років тому +12

    7:40 And the sun will never set afterwards.

  • @friendlyfire3412
    @friendlyfire3412 5 років тому +29

    Next one
    Ming VS OTTOMANS

    • @turanbirligi8135
      @turanbirligi8135 3 роки тому +1

      If Ming had declared war on us in the 1600s, we would have jumped into his mouth and he would have asked the Chinese for help in the bizanz straw, but he was afraid to declare war on the ottomans of the old 1400s.

  • @theblackdeath4398
    @theblackdeath4398 4 роки тому +33

    I love how memes bring us together regardless of background or which side we're on. And of course there are butt hurt people in the comments.

  • @originalname2457
    @originalname2457 4 роки тому +17

    8:00 Literally how it feels to fight against China in Meiou and taxes mod

  • @herrnein4164
    @herrnein4164 6 років тому +23

    Ah yes, the moment the Opium war goes badly.

  • @redacted8577
    @redacted8577 5 років тому +12

    Tremble before me, Europe
    I am your ending
    I am Europe's Doom!

  • @waves9789
    @waves9789 4 роки тому +17

    2 things i love about this video one is commonwealth and russia brawling it out, second " i am europe's doom" that line made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣