The Pirates of The Caribbean Eu4 MP In A Nutshell
Вставка
- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- EU4 MP in a nutshell
(Europa Universalis 4 multiplayer diplomacy/international relations in a nutshell)
POTC.MP3
Players:
Bo - France // Thomas - Prussia // Swimmy - Austria// Peef - Portugal// Rilber - Rome// Braun - Sweden// Abra - England// Golden - Ethiopia// Schäfer - Norway// Choking - Ottomans // College - Spain // Jake - Russia//
Braun Twitch:
/ braun1productions
Schäfers Twitch:
/ malactica
Intro and outro: Europa Universalis IV OST | The Voyage - Main Theme
Twitch:
/ bokoen
Patreon: / bokoen1
Twitter: / bokoen1
My Discord: / discord
#EuropaUniversalis4 #Memes #History - Ігри
POTC.MP3
Also notice something new? If this video doesn't break 10k likes and/or 100k views in 24 hours the EU4 vids are going back to without countryballs lmao(Don't worry they'll be there forever on Hoi4 and Vicky2 videos) EDIT 2: Well you guys did it, no going back on it now. EU4 videos will now have Countryballs on them. Also I might remake the old ones at some point.
Your first dammit
Fuck seven seconds i almost beat you
Hell yeah
:(
*Immediately like the vid w/o watching it*
This episode be like:
France: *pokes Spain*
Spain: *drops ducats*
All of Europe: how do we sign up to raid the boss, we want some cash too
Mafia boss colorised
IRL replace France with England.
And all of Europe instead went to Italy.
gib me the ducats b0ss
Spain: *magically gets revived and is wanting to hunt sparrow until dead*
Jack sparrow was alive and pirated the Caribbean for around 90 years.
He is an absolute mad lad.
Secretly, he had been dead for most of that, but the crew just tied his corpse to the prow as a mascot
@@Patches2212 ah yes, zhuge liang strategy
They dropped him into the sea when they were trying to clean the corpse
France: And you will forever remember today as the day you *almost* caught Captain Jacque Moineau!
actually sounds cool
(French national anthem starts playing)
Nice escapist reference
*Jacques
Moin Moin düdü dü dü düddü düdü
Unironically this is almost exactly how it happened in real life.
We Dutch totally deny these false accusations. **Steals Spanish Silver Fleet while you aren't looking**
@@peterpan4962 Don't think we've forgotten the Flandes are ours.
@@nooneinparticular3370 I'm not implying anything with this, but are you sure you bolted that down to the earths core ? Because i'm not saying we can steal anything but molten rock, but we might have attempted it regardless.
"Are you privateering?"
"The diplomats say NO"
*69 papal influence*
Just imagine you being that one spanish dude fighting against an international force of pirates
I can just imagine the absolute fuckfest of languages of Pirates shouting at eachoter over the loot on the Treasure ships while the spanish are being Cannone'd On a 360 Degree naval firing squad
@La nova renaissance Mr Worldwide
@@federicofiordelli104 lmao
"Kurwa..."
Spain in the 16th century basically
"Are you privateering?"
"The official answer is No"
I mean, that's better than what the Germans did with the Zimmermann Telegram...
It's almost as if they were trying to lose.
@@JohnTrustworthy You don't understand. Kaiser Wilhelm II wanted to bring the USA into the war so he could defeat the USA and annex it in the peace deal later.
@@TerceiroMundista 4D chess
@@TerceiroMundista which led to Germany having to rush to beat the entente and we all know how that went
@@ghudbob8613 is ok he'll come back when someone does the "oppose hitler" focus
“You trying to privateer me Collage?”
“My official answer is no.”
Pog
“International law requires I answer no.”
All this time I thought it was college, I have been fooled
college: how do I win?
Truth is, THE GAME WAS RIGGED FROM THE START!
College*?
I can’t spell
"Zis is ze day that you almost caught Capitaine Jacques Moineau!"
- 'Le Pirates des Caraïbes', coming soon to one cinema in the Ile-de-France region.
Les*
Ethiopia's countryball was made in 2 seconds in Microsoft paint
But it matches so well with Golden
It's recolored from vic2 madagascar ball
Lmfao
you should know that bo never details extremely shitty (not minor) nations
@@quackityalt7213 Ethiopia isn't a shitty nation
This feels strangely historically accurate.
Art imitating life I guess.
Technically, the English were pirates to the Spanish trade routes. When the English took over, the French actually started to raid English ships.
@@antoinevirion5881 England has a specific policy of "Screw everyone who isn't our current allies", France had a specific policy of "SCREW ENGLAND!"
I like how the the Golden Age of Piracy is declared by the Swedish, they're really going back to their roots
That’s the thing, it never left them
That has got to be the best pirate ive ever seen...
“So it would seem” - Spain circa 1550
Honestly Bo, I think the country balls make this so much easier in this series.
I get countries change more often, but being able to know who's talking is so much better.
I like how swimmy was actually kind enough to tell spain to not stand with him because how weak he was and was willing to have Spain live. Swimmy had grown a lot towards his allies it seems
"That has to be the greatest pirate I've ever seen"
"Or so it would seem...."
@@BinksDilly *dudududududududududududududu*
"*POTC.MP3*"
**pirate kazoo noises**
"Braun is Keira Knightley" is a quote for the history books
I love how everyone started piratying college because Bo was getting like +30 ducats each time, and at the end the uk simply broke me with their deal to help the spanish
Britain is like: "So we help you, to help me to help u, due to the fact that i can't take over the Caribbean *Yet* but hopefully by me helping you, to help me, the Caribbeans will be mine."
@@generalkenobi5173 Is that why you lost the clone wars?
@@nayeemibrahim2543 ah such a low blow. So uncivilized.
I'll protect your treasure ships. Just send them to London and I'll even unload them for you
@@Septimus_ii you won't have treasure ships raided if you don't have any of them lol
College: You are undoubtedly the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.
Bo: But you have heard of me.
Hundreds of years before we discovered stonks in Wall Street, Bo discovered stonks in in the Caribbean
The privateers are back... Oh no...
*Braun's Privateer Meta PTSD*
Ah, how'd he get here? I completed the Motion of No Confidence focus!
@@ladywaffle2210 Same question I had!
Fun fact: Bo started POTC meme raid on 1564 and ended on 1653 imagine 100 years of Jack and the gang raiding Spain treasure fleet
that pirate captain was like 108 years old if he was 18 when it started
truly a man worthy of being the true jack sparrow.@@gabevenderdahl1642
That’s one hell of a role-player right there, many would give up entirely if they were dog piled like that early game, but the man played along and kept going
Spain: "STOP PIRATING IN THE CARIBBEAN!!!"
France: "Haha, Marine Nationale corvettes go brrr".
Why is golden’s new mic a pringles can
I was literally about to comment this but you beat me to it.
Finally, countryballs in eu4!!
"You are the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
"Ah, but you have heard of me!"
I love how this episode went from "Oh I'll go over to the Caribbean to be a pirate" To "WE will go over to the Caribbean"
Spain is like Cutler Beckett walking down the stairs as his ship is being destroyed
The last Spanish sailor in the Caribbean is just the guy going down the stairs as his ship blows up around him in the last POTC movie.
*_POTC.MP3 INTENSIFIES_*
Imagine not playing a pirate republic 100% of the time
Listen here
Pirate republic Malaya(formable); trade ideas+exploration ideas+quantity ideas.
Now see the british burn as all their fleets robbed blind and the Dutch bleed as their trades imbalanced
It’s the only way to play eu4
@@felixsubakti6907 imagining a bunch of malay discovering london and then returning to london with a 100 ships to loot and burn it to the ground. Malay vikings
@@cryed0
ASSALAMUALAIKUM with a side of frigates
@@felixsubakti6907 you had my interest, now you have my attention
Alt Title: Everyone bullies Spain for 10 minutes straight
This was funny as hell, best part was when everybody chimed in with how much they each got
Why does golden sound like he’s in a pringles can?
You merely adopted to the dark. I was born in it, moulded by it
@@votecthulhu9378 Xd
@@filipkopec525 Xd
Spain: “How do I win? 😖”
Me: You don’t win. Ever. At all. Have you ever seen POTC??
spoiler: Swimmy spent the entire 400 years of this game trying to fuck over Bo
“That has to be the Frenchiest Pirate I have ever seen” - Some Spanish Sailor
"Are you Spanish??" he said in return
"Is the flag white?"
"No it's just zoomed in on the skull."
@@LedosKell Oooooh (That’s really good, I’m yoinking that)
Kinda disappointed he didn’t include the three times Swimmy got destroyed by other powers while trying to death war Bo.
The gang really do be out here recreating the age of privateers almost perfectly
All I see is just College on his treasure fleets when all of a sudden he just hears Captain look!!
Imagine hearing about the wonderfull life that propaganda tells you about the colonies, and then you move there and there's 23k british, french, dutch and swedish pirates dividing up your organs and selling them amongst eachother.
A French Pirate Republic! We gotta get an Assassin’s Creed game on this.
Alternative title for this is "How to Ruin Spain, Part 3."
Think this may be my favorite video Bo has made. I've rewatched it way too many times.
I've watched this video so many times and I cannot believe I only JUST noticed that Peef formed Japan as *Portugal*
College trying very hard not to swear and comes up with "fucats" instead of ducats...
GOLD.
I love the intense music intro then you just hear bo saying “NOOO!”
Imagine being sent to another continent to see your 3rd cousin raiding your home
0:30 Yes early modern france was in possession of AR-15s. Truly a technological powerhouse of a nation.
The constant pirates soundtrack is what made this video.
YES THE COUNTRY BALLS ARE FINALLY IN AN EU4 VIDEO
9:54 "That's the neat part. You don't."
I can imagine someone playing Sweden like a viking/pirate, becoming rich by raiding spaniards gold fleets, until he gets put down by the UK or another great power.
LIKE THE VIDEO SO THE COUNTRYBALLS STAY
Yes I like countryballs
How Topical, we're beating the coins outta Wall Street and Global Financial, and bo makes a eu4 video about pirates.
"This must be the best pirate i've ever seen"
“December 7th, 2020. A day that shall remain in infamy”
You make me so happy, love you
This game was great, bo had one hell of a pirate
Spain: "I'll stand with you Austria!"
Austria: "So you have chosen... Death."
Jack Sparrow 2.0 was alive for like 100 years and he was probably 20 something when we was recruited making him one of the oldest humans in history and also a pirate
I swear that every video Braun either breaks something (including sanity) or uses funny mic
Watching Bo's armies die of attrition the whole time for no reason.
He always does this. Pretty sure that stack was larger than the combat width, so it was completely unnecessary.
Of wow, I forgot this was the RatKoen stream. RATKOEN RATKOEN RATKOEN
Netherlands LARPing raiding spanish trading in the late 1500's pog
So wait, do French pirates just fight with stale baguettes and would the white flag be the equivalent to the Jolly Roger?
Spanish mate: Captain, there flying the white flag.
Spanish captain: Oh fuck oh God oh God oh fuck.
This is the content I signed on for
COUNTRYBALLS IN EU4 POG!!
9:54 "How am I supposed to win?"
_Exactly_
France and every other power : ruthlessly pirating
Netherlands and Britiain: "Why fight when you can negotiate?"
We are getting nearer to the date of Doom.
“Now is not the time to stand with me. I’ll tell you that”
Emperor Swimmy
I appreciate that Spain was being a good sport about it. He will remember....
Hey look College, I turned myself into a pirate. I’m pirate Rick. Funniest ship I’ve ever seen!
Bo, having only island colonies: "This is how I win"
I appreciate the country balls so much because otherwise I find it harder to tell who's speaking
Golden sounds like he's actually in Ethiopia
1460 to 1653. If it's the same man, that admiral was 193 years old when he died. Opening and closing the golden age of piracy.
Peef’s laugh is the absolute best, it cracks me up every time lmao
I aopreciate that you added country balls here Bo!
Missed opportunity to name one “Jackdaw” after Edward Kenway’s ship
more eu content perfect right after i asked for more eu content i feel listend to XD
Those have got to be the greatest pirates I’ve ever seen.
Bruh, the AI was doing this to me. I built like the second larges navy, declared a war on Spain and Portugal (who were the culprits) because their alliance broke with the UK. Conquered most of Africa from Spain while the Austrian AI fully sieged down the two of them. Was the most satisfying war I've ever done.
Happy First Anniversary of December the 27th of 2020
This gives me *plans* for my own MP Games.
You're making the Spanish Matador Captain Salazar
Imagine it...
*France, Sweden, the Netherlands, the UK, and the Ottoman Empire all T-Posing on Spain in a corner*
The only EUIV multiplayer I’ve watched is the dev streams way back when... man they were enjoyable. Salty Daniel!
"Yeah it's called extortion"
I'm crying
When you accidentally recreate the Golden Age of Piracy in EUIV.
very nice bo man
don’t look at brazil at 4:50 worst mistake of my life
I love this channel
I like how in every Eu4 or Victoria game they find someone to bully
you will never be rid of the dane
UK: “So I’m going to protect your trade and you’re going to give me all of your money.”
Spain: “Wait…then how do I win?”
UK: “That’s just it, you don’t.”
In a Maya-game I financed my "re"conquest of the American continent, almost exclusively by privateering in the Caribbean. I had over 140% privateer efficiency and I wasnt even a pirate-republic xD
How?
@@1992zorro golden age of piracy and similar temporary modifiers. also naval and maritime idea policy I think? it has been a while ago (see date) and honestly I dont remember all the details anymore ^^
Thank you a lot. this helps