The Pirates of The Caribbean Eu4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • EU4 MP in a nutshell
    (Europa Universalis 4 multiplayer diplomacy/international relations in a nutshell)
    POTC.MP3
    Players:
    Bo - France // Thomas - Prussia // Swimmy - Austria// Peef - Portugal// Rilber - Rome// Braun - Sweden// Abra - England// Golden - Ethiopia// Schäfer - Norway// Choking - Ottomans // College - Spain // Jake - Russia//
    Braun Twitch:
    / braun1productions
    Schäfers Twitch:
    / malactica
    Intro and outro: Europa Universalis IV OST | The Voyage - Main Theme
    Twitch:
    / bokoen
    Patreon: / bokoen1
    Twitter: / bokoen1
    My Discord: / discord
    #EuropaUniversalis4 #Memes #History
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 518

  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  3 роки тому +1943

    POTC.MP3
    Also notice something new? If this video doesn't break 10k likes and/or 100k views in 24 hours the EU4 vids are going back to without countryballs lmao(Don't worry they'll be there forever on Hoi4 and Vicky2 videos) EDIT 2: Well you guys did it, no going back on it now. EU4 videos will now have Countryballs on them. Also I might remake the old ones at some point.

  • @dasderpdood228
    @dasderpdood228 3 роки тому +2713

    This episode be like:
    France: *pokes Spain*
    Spain: *drops ducats*
    All of Europe: how do we sign up to raid the boss, we want some cash too

    • @filipasceric2174
      @filipasceric2174 3 роки тому +70

      Mafia boss colorised

    • @artofthepossible7329
      @artofthepossible7329 3 роки тому +61

      IRL replace France with England.
      And all of Europe instead went to Italy.

    • @heiwiik8744
      @heiwiik8744 3 роки тому +2

      gib me the ducats b0ss

    • @CharlotteGamesMC
      @CharlotteGamesMC 3 роки тому +8

      Spain: *magically gets revived and is wanting to hunt sparrow until dead*

  • @TerceiroMundista
    @TerceiroMundista 3 роки тому +1593

    "Are you privateering?"
    "The official answer is No"
    I mean, that's better than what the Germans did with the Zimmermann Telegram...

    • @JohnTrustworthy
      @JohnTrustworthy 3 роки тому +4

      It's almost as if they were trying to lose.

    • @TerceiroMundista
      @TerceiroMundista 3 роки тому +159

      @@JohnTrustworthy You don't understand. Kaiser Wilhelm II wanted to bring the USA into the war so he could defeat the USA and annex it in the peace deal later.

    • @madermc2979
      @madermc2979 3 роки тому +89

      @@TerceiroMundista 4D chess

    • @ghudbob8613
      @ghudbob8613 3 роки тому +9

      @@TerceiroMundista which led to Germany having to rush to beat the entente and we all know how that went

    • @idkwut4523
      @idkwut4523 3 роки тому +70

      @@ghudbob8613 is ok he'll come back when someone does the "oppose hitler" focus

  • @mediaman3145
    @mediaman3145 3 роки тому +1672

    Jack sparrow was alive and pirated the Caribbean for around 90 years.

    • @mediaman3145
      @mediaman3145 3 роки тому +147

      He is an absolute mad lad.

    • @Patches2212
      @Patches2212 3 роки тому +247

      Secretly, he had been dead for most of that, but the crew just tied his corpse to the prow as a mascot

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 3 роки тому +67

      @@Patches2212 ah yes, zhuge liang strategy

    • @vaporwave2359
      @vaporwave2359 3 роки тому +19

      They dropped him into the sea when they were trying to clean the corpse

  • @manwithaplan5503
    @manwithaplan5503 3 роки тому +2751

    France: And you will forever remember today as the day you *almost* caught Captain Jacque Moineau!

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 3 роки тому +472

    "Are you privateering?"
    "The diplomats say NO"

  • @ryanmalone4464
    @ryanmalone4464 3 роки тому +874

    Unironically this is almost exactly how it happened in real life.

    • @peterpan4962
      @peterpan4962 3 роки тому +252

      We Dutch totally deny these false accusations. **Steals Spanish Silver Fleet while you aren't looking**

    • @nooneinparticular3370
      @nooneinparticular3370 3 роки тому +50

      @@peterpan4962 Don't think we've forgotten the Flandes are ours.

    • @peterpan4962
      @peterpan4962 3 роки тому +44

      @@nooneinparticular3370 I'm not implying anything with this, but are you sure you bolted that down to the earths core ? Because i'm not saying we can steal anything but molten rock, but we might have attempted it regardless.

  • @yaxsuo
    @yaxsuo 3 роки тому +1789

    Just imagine you being that one spanish dude fighting against an international force of pirates

    • @federicofiordelli104
      @federicofiordelli104 3 роки тому +182

      I can just imagine the absolute fuckfest of languages of Pirates shouting at eachoter over the loot on the Treasure ships while the spanish are being Cannone'd On a 360 Degree naval firing squad

    • @rebelkommando6166
      @rebelkommando6166 3 роки тому +56

      @La nova renaissance Mr Worldwide

    • @jaidengabriel1675
      @jaidengabriel1675 2 роки тому +3

      @@federicofiordelli104 lmao

    • @mykoaikondratenkov7867
      @mykoaikondratenkov7867 Рік тому +1

      "Kurwa..."

    • @GolemTheUkrainian
      @GolemTheUkrainian Рік тому +4

      Spain in the 16th century basically

  • @tysonnuggets1212
    @tysonnuggets1212 3 роки тому +837

    Ethiopia's countryball was made in 2 seconds in Microsoft paint

    • @shirokatsumoto9918
      @shirokatsumoto9918 3 роки тому +134

      But it matches so well with Golden

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 3 роки тому +82

      It's recolored from vic2 madagascar ball

    • @sphealumus3769
      @sphealumus3769 3 роки тому +8

      Lmfao

    • @quackityalt7213
      @quackityalt7213 3 роки тому +3

      you should know that bo never details extremely shitty (not minor) nations

    • @jasonhaven7170
      @jasonhaven7170 2 роки тому +11

      @@quackityalt7213 Ethiopia isn't a shitty nation

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier 3 роки тому +605

    "Zis is ze day that you almost caught Capitaine Jacques Moineau!"
    - 'Le Pirates des Caraïbes', coming soon to one cinema in the Ile-de-France region.

  • @TheBigYarg
    @TheBigYarg 3 роки тому +1714

    “You trying to privateer me Collage?”
    “My official answer is no.”
    Pog

    • @MamaLuigi2
      @MamaLuigi2 3 роки тому +108

      “International law requires I answer no.”

    • @jeffreyroach9823
      @jeffreyroach9823 3 роки тому +7

      All this time I thought it was college, I have been fooled

    • @halzan7467
      @halzan7467 3 роки тому +20

      college: how do I win?
      Truth is, THE GAME WAS RIGGED FROM THE START!

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 3 роки тому +3

      College*?

    • @TheBigYarg
      @TheBigYarg 3 роки тому +3

      I can’t spell

  • @cwovictor3281
    @cwovictor3281 3 роки тому +723

    This feels strangely historically accurate.

    • @insignificantgnat9334
      @insignificantgnat9334 3 роки тому +63

      Art imitating life I guess.

    • @antoinevirion5881
      @antoinevirion5881 3 роки тому +61

      Technically, the English were pirates to the Spanish trade routes. When the English took over, the French actually started to raid English ships.

    • @artofthepossible7329
      @artofthepossible7329 3 роки тому +61

      @@antoinevirion5881 England has a specific policy of "Screw everyone who isn't our current allies", France had a specific policy of "SCREW ENGLAND!"

  • @EmjayMusic05
    @EmjayMusic05 3 роки тому +224

    That has got to be the best pirate ive ever seen...
    “So it would seem” - Spain circa 1550

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 3 роки тому +886

    I like how the the Golden Age of Piracy is declared by the Swedish, they're really going back to their roots

    • @anti_neon8910
      @anti_neon8910 3 роки тому +67

      That’s the thing, it never left them

  • @blademasterx1460
    @blademasterx1460 3 роки тому +80

    I like how swimmy was actually kind enough to tell spain to not stand with him because how weak he was and was willing to have Spain live. Swimmy had grown a lot towards his allies it seems

  • @keirangray902
    @keirangray902 3 роки тому +785

    "That has to be the greatest pirate I've ever seen"

  • @thebladeofchaos
    @thebladeofchaos 3 роки тому +288

    Honestly Bo, I think the country balls make this so much easier in this series.
    I get countries change more often, but being able to know who's talking is so much better.

  • @victor_of_the_rivers8343
    @victor_of_the_rivers8343 3 роки тому +407

    "Braun is Keira Knightley" is a quote for the history books

  • @francoemiliano4920
    @francoemiliano4920 3 роки тому +235

    I love how everyone started piratying college because Bo was getting like +30 ducats each time, and at the end the uk simply broke me with their deal to help the spanish

    • @generalkenobi5173
      @generalkenobi5173 3 роки тому +55

      Britain is like: "So we help you, to help me to help u, due to the fact that i can't take over the Caribbean *Yet* but hopefully by me helping you, to help me, the Caribbeans will be mine."

    • @nayeemibrahim2543
      @nayeemibrahim2543 3 роки тому +1

      @@generalkenobi5173 Is that why you lost the clone wars?

    • @generalkenobi5173
      @generalkenobi5173 3 роки тому +4

      @@nayeemibrahim2543 ah such a low blow. So uncivilized.

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii 3 роки тому +11

      I'll protect your treasure ships. Just send them to London and I'll even unload them for you

    • @francoemiliano4920
      @francoemiliano4920 3 роки тому +3

      @@Septimus_ii you won't have treasure ships raided if you don't have any of them lol

  • @beknown63
    @beknown63 3 роки тому +318

    Why is golden’s new mic a pringles can

    • @rebelkommando6166
      @rebelkommando6166 3 роки тому +24

      I was literally about to comment this but you beat me to it.

  • @skinkpriestshawchek8847
    @skinkpriestshawchek8847 3 роки тому +280

    The privateers are back... Oh no...
    *Braun's Privateer Meta PTSD*

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 роки тому +3

      Ah, how'd he get here? I completed the Motion of No Confidence focus!

    • @shanejohnson4180
      @shanejohnson4180 2 роки тому +1

      @@ladywaffle2210 Same question I had!

  • @augustoniclotti6828
    @augustoniclotti6828 3 роки тому +38

    Fun fact: Bo started POTC meme raid on 1564 and ended on 1653 imagine 100 years of Jack and the gang raiding Spain treasure fleet

    • @gabevenderdahl1642
      @gabevenderdahl1642 Рік тому +4

      that pirate captain was like 108 years old if he was 18 when it started

    • @housewilma4904
      @housewilma4904 6 місяців тому

      truly a man worthy of being the true jack sparrow.@@gabevenderdahl1642

  • @manofwar9307
    @manofwar9307 3 роки тому +33

    Hundreds of years before we discovered stonks in Wall Street, Bo discovered stonks in in the Caribbean

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 3 роки тому +108

    College: You are undoubtedly the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.
    Bo: But you have heard of me.

  • @TheE_G_G
    @TheE_G_G 3 роки тому +34

    *_POTC.MP3 INTENSIFIES_*

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle 3 роки тому +87

    Spain: "STOP PIRATING IN THE CARIBBEAN!!!"
    France: "Haha, Marine Nationale corvettes go brrr".

  • @warbi4449
    @warbi4449 3 роки тому +59

    Finally, countryballs in eu4!!

  • @mcarr3492
    @mcarr3492 2 роки тому +14

    That’s one hell of a role-player right there, many would give up entirely if they were dog piled like that early game, but the man played along and kept going

  • @khorneberzerker2184
    @khorneberzerker2184 3 роки тому +35

    Alt Title: Everyone bullies Spain for 10 minutes straight

  • @TheSkyGuy77
    @TheSkyGuy77 3 роки тому +128

    "You are the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
    "Ah, but you have heard of me!"

  • @pegin8550
    @pegin8550 3 роки тому +346

    Why does golden sound like he’s in a pringles can?

    • @votecthulhu9378
      @votecthulhu9378 3 роки тому +43

      You merely adopted to the dark. I was born in it, moulded by it

    • @filipkopec525
      @filipkopec525 3 роки тому +2

      @@votecthulhu9378 Xd

    • @Ron-qg6bn
      @Ron-qg6bn 2 роки тому

      @@filipkopec525 Xd

  • @mrmoney9822
    @mrmoney9822 3 роки тому +95

    Spain is like Cutler Beckett walking down the stairs as his ship is being destroyed

  • @Batcena
    @Batcena 3 роки тому +9

    I love how this episode went from "Oh I'll go over to the Caribbean to be a pirate" To "WE will go over to the Caribbean"

  • @onesnoffledshotgun
    @onesnoffledshotgun 3 роки тому +287

    Imagine not playing a pirate republic 100% of the time

    • @felixsubakti6907
      @felixsubakti6907 3 роки тому +50

      Listen here
      Pirate republic Malaya(formable); trade ideas+exploration ideas+quantity ideas.
      Now see the british burn as all their fleets robbed blind and the Dutch bleed as their trades imbalanced

    • @7track7
      @7track7 3 роки тому +11

      It’s the only way to play eu4

    • @cryed0
      @cryed0 3 роки тому +13

      @@felixsubakti6907 imagining a bunch of malay discovering london and then returning to london with a 100 ships to loot and burn it to the ground. Malay vikings

    • @felixsubakti6907
      @felixsubakti6907 3 роки тому +3

      @@cryed0
      ASSALAMUALAIKUM with a side of frigates

    • @summerhuman
      @summerhuman 3 роки тому +4

      @@felixsubakti6907 you had my interest, now you have my attention

  • @MitchellBirt
    @MitchellBirt 3 роки тому +17

    The last Spanish sailor in the Caribbean is just the guy going down the stairs as his ship blows up around him in the last POTC movie.

  • @noahdewitz790
    @noahdewitz790 3 роки тому +16

    Spain: “How do I win? 😖”
    Me: You don’t win. Ever. At all. Have you ever seen POTC??

  • @rayraywa
    @rayraywa 3 роки тому +12

    This was funny as hell, best part was when everybody chimed in with how much they each got

  • @augustocesar5191
    @augustocesar5191 3 роки тому +157

    spoiler: Swimmy spent the entire 400 years of this game trying to fuck over Bo

  • @kingdom25
    @kingdom25 3 роки тому +63

    “That has to be the Frenchiest Pirate I have ever seen” - Some Spanish Sailor

    • @scorpixel1866
      @scorpixel1866 3 роки тому +3

      "Are you Spanish??" he said in return

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 3 роки тому +4

      "Is the flag white?"
      "No it's just zoomed in on the skull."

    • @kingdom25
      @kingdom25 3 роки тому

      @@LedosKell Oooooh (That’s really good, I’m yoinking that)

  • @TheSniperBoy
    @TheSniperBoy 3 роки тому +82

    Kinda disappointed he didn’t include the three times Swimmy got destroyed by other powers while trying to death war Bo.

  • @buddyj5VCO
    @buddyj5VCO 3 роки тому +10

    Alternative title for this is "How to Ruin Spain, Part 3."

  • @dolphee9935
    @dolphee9935 3 роки тому +47

    LIKE THE VIDEO SO THE COUNTRYBALLS STAY

  • @decskideclan1195
    @decskideclan1195 3 роки тому

    Think this may be my favorite video Bo has made. I've rewatched it way too many times.

  • @kaiservonpanzer213
    @kaiservonpanzer213 3 роки тому +6

    0:30 Yes early modern france was in possession of AR-15s. Truly a technological powerhouse of a nation.

  • @sebastiankristiansen9839
    @sebastiankristiansen9839 3 роки тому +4

    All I see is just College on his treasure fleets when all of a sudden he just hears Captain look!!

  • @Mankorra_Gomorrah
    @Mankorra_Gomorrah 3 роки тому +4

    The gang really do be out here recreating the age of privateers almost perfectly

  • @jaquequinn7780
    @jaquequinn7780 3 роки тому +60

    A French Pirate Republic! We gotta get an Assassin’s Creed game on this.

  • @awijaya2116
    @awijaya2116 3 роки тому +3

    9:54 "How am I supposed to win?"
    _Exactly_

  • @matthewetc6078
    @matthewetc6078 3 роки тому +1

    You make me so happy, love you

  • @hornet370
    @hornet370 3 роки тому +2

    I love the intense music intro then you just hear bo saying “NOOO!”

  • @johnglisson7713
    @johnglisson7713 8 місяців тому

    I’m going to be honest this is one of the first ever ones I watch of Bokoen. I could just imagine Bo taking over Spanish Convoys

  • @katsu7383
    @katsu7383 3 роки тому +5

    COUNTRYBALLS IN EU4 POG!!

  • @redguard76
    @redguard76 3 роки тому +2

    The constant pirates soundtrack is what made this video.

  • @ayyyyylmao
    @ayyyyylmao 3 роки тому +3

    1:52 brazil sus? 😳😳

  • @davidxiang3725
    @davidxiang3725 3 роки тому

    very nice bo man

  • @HeavyGuyFP
    @HeavyGuyFP Рік тому +2

    I've watched this video so many times and I cannot believe I only JUST noticed that Peef formed Japan as *Portugal*

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 3 роки тому +1

    Spain: "I'll stand with you Austria!"
    Austria: "So you have chosen... Death."

  • @andrewthechillgamer9735
    @andrewthechillgamer9735 3 роки тому

    I love this channel

  • @ducce9474
    @ducce9474 3 роки тому +3

    YES THE COUNTRY BALLS ARE FINALLY IN AN EU4 VIDEO

  • @TheBigYarg
    @TheBigYarg 3 роки тому +1

    I swear that every video Braun either breaks something (including sanity) or uses funny mic

  • @Loalrikowki
    @Loalrikowki Рік тому +1

    9:54 "That's the neat part. You don't."

  • @tir4344
    @tir4344 3 роки тому +3

    This game was great, bo had one hell of a pirate

  • @thekatplayz
    @thekatplayz 3 роки тому +1

    Of wow, I forgot this was the RatKoen stream. RATKOEN RATKOEN RATKOEN

  • @francoemiliano4920
    @francoemiliano4920 3 роки тому +6

    I can imagine someone playing Sweden like a viking/pirate, becoming rich by raiding spaniards gold fleets, until he gets put down by the UK or another great power.

  • @bartoszpastuszak257
    @bartoszpastuszak257 2 роки тому +2

    "This must be the best pirate i've ever seen"

  • @izul4223
    @izul4223 3 роки тому

    more eu content perfect right after i asked for more eu content i feel listend to XD

  • @hallilax
    @hallilax 3 роки тому +3

    don’t look at brazil at 4:50 worst mistake of my life

  • @jamesf4076
    @jamesf4076 3 роки тому

    Peef’s laugh is the absolute best, it cracks me up every time lmao

  • @greenbutter3190
    @greenbutter3190 3 роки тому

    Stable video👍

  • @OzyWazza
    @OzyWazza 2 роки тому +1

    College trying very hard not to swear and comes up with "fucats" instead of ducats...
    GOLD.

  • @ArexusGalia
    @ArexusGalia 3 роки тому

    I aopreciate that you added country balls here Bo!

  • @jackgarrett6366
    @jackgarrett6366 3 роки тому

    This gives me *plans* for my own MP Games.

  • @BOSsIAm3343354
    @BOSsIAm3343354 3 роки тому +1

    This is the content I signed on for

  • @oliverjones1000
    @oliverjones1000 3 роки тому +2

    “December 7th, 2020. A day that shall remain in infamy”

  • @kylefitz.2639
    @kylefitz.2639 3 роки тому +3

    Netherlands LARPing raiding spanish trading in the late 1500's pog

  • @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup
    @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup Рік тому +2

    Imagine hearing about the wonderfull life that propaganda tells you about the colonies, and then you move there and there's 23k british, french, dutch and swedish pirates dividing up your organs and selling them amongst eachother.

  • @theoharvey9236
    @theoharvey9236 3 роки тому

    Bo, having only island colonies: "This is how I win"

  • @Jsay18
    @Jsay18 3 роки тому +1

    How Topical, we're beating the coins outta Wall Street and Global Financial, and bo makes a eu4 video about pirates.

  • @diegoviramontes2479
    @diegoviramontes2479 3 роки тому

    Those have got to be the greatest pirates I’ve ever seen.

  • @TheLoneTerran
    @TheLoneTerran 2 роки тому +2

    I appreciate that Spain was being a good sport about it. He will remember....

  • @veggieboi4662
    @veggieboi4662 3 роки тому +1

    Jack Sparrow 2.0 was alive for like 100 years and he was probably 20 something when we was recruited making him one of the oldest humans in history and also a pirate

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator 3 роки тому +1

    Watching Bo's armies die of attrition the whole time for no reason.

    • @ethanyeung6216
      @ethanyeung6216 3 роки тому +1

      He always does this. Pretty sure that stack was larger than the combat width, so it was completely unnecessary.

  • @Jay_Owen
    @Jay_Owen 3 роки тому

    you will never be rid of the dane

  • @thepro44
    @thepro44 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine being sent to another continent to see your 3rd cousin raiding your home

  • @whitettwhitett
    @whitettwhitett 3 роки тому

    good video

  • @shamelessemperor1901
    @shamelessemperor1901 3 роки тому +5

    “Now is not the time to stand with me. I’ll tell you that”
    Emperor Swimmy

  • @sophiaisbased9621
    @sophiaisbased9621 3 роки тому +4

    Golden sounds like he's actually in Ethiopia

  • @Purin1023
    @Purin1023 2 роки тому +2

    "Yeah it's called extortion"
    I'm crying

  • @aj_wlyms3117
    @aj_wlyms3117 3 роки тому +1

    Missed opportunity to name one “Jackdaw” after Edward Kenway’s ship

  • @spencerpollock5688
    @spencerpollock5688 3 роки тому +1

    You're making the Spanish Matador Captain Salazar

  • @Lazaphaza
    @Lazaphaza 3 роки тому

    Pirates life for Bo

  • @PwnZombie
    @PwnZombie 3 роки тому +1

    The only EUIV multiplayer I’ve watched is the dev streams way back when... man they were enjoyable. Salty Daniel!

  • @craigstephenson7676
    @craigstephenson7676 3 роки тому

    Hey look College, I turned myself into a pirate. I’m pirate Rick. Funniest ship I’ve ever seen!

  • @MyUsersDark
    @MyUsersDark 3 роки тому +1

    Yes! Eu4 countryballs!
    Finally! Inner peace.

  • @villevalste1888
    @villevalste1888 3 роки тому

    Such relevance, much wow.

  • @alaztor1490
    @alaztor1490 2 роки тому +1

    We are getting nearer to the date of Doom.

  • @jo8422
    @jo8422 3 роки тому +3

    I appreciate the country balls so much because otherwise I find it harder to tell who's speaking

  • @blake7756
    @blake7756 3 роки тому

    God I really like the Eu4 content best paradox game

  • @al-pd7vf
    @al-pd7vf 3 роки тому

    Nice more eu4 love it.

  • @yers7638
    @yers7638 2 роки тому

    The sound of him saying NOOOO!!! It's sound like.... Something