Who would’ve ever thought that out of all of their achievements the one that would stand out the most would be getting Bert to have an adult conversation without interrupting anyone. It’s like they’re superhuman.
I did not expect to be so incredibly moved by this episode. That point where they expounded on parenting, love, listening, showing affection etc. was everything. moved to tears over here.
OK have lived in Hawaii 2 times, once when my Dad was stationed there and another time with my ex and my kiddos. Hawaii is beautiful and the people are fantastic. I still have many friends I talk to who I went to school with ❤❤❤
you can tell laird is even more dynamic than he seems due to gabbys intensive stare when he talks. goes a long way when she is no dummy herself. and ive never herd of either of them
You don't know their story. Laird was one of thebif not the best pipeline and big wave surfers. Gabby Reese was a pro beach volleyball player. Laird had a huge drinking problem and they worked through a ton of shit together. They are an amazing couple
The Hormel Foods Corporation once said that it means "Shoulder of Pork and Ham", but in some dictionaries "Spam" means "spiced ham". Members of staff at the SPAM museum say it stands for Specially Produced American Meat. In 2019, Spam began making advertisements containing the definition “Sizzle Pork And Mmmm”.
Funny story: my dad's barber that he would go to thought he was laird Hamilton because she heard that he owned a property nearby and he kinda looked like him. My dad was so confused why he was getting treated like a celebrity lol
They should do a surprise guest episode with Laird and Sterling Spencer! Dont tell either of them about the other guest. There would be so much laughter!
Tom Selleck was never considered for Han Solo, it was for Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford was a carpenter in the mid 70's around Laurel Canyon and sold weed at the time. He was doing work on George Lucas's house when he was offered an audition for the first Star Wars in 1976.
Bert's vibe is : "Yeah i could definitely tickle him long enough he weezes till he farts. After that he'll be laughing too hard to breath and he'll turn colors."
You should hunt for a deer with Steve rinella and field dress it and cook the back strap (beef wellington style) with steve and Rogan. That episode will get views
LOL I THOUGHT THE SHAVED ICE MACHINE NOISE WAS A DRUM ROLL I WAS WAITING FOR SOME JOKE TO HAPPEN AND DEAD SILENCE AS GABBY WAS TASTING THE SHAVED ICE FOR THE FIRST BITE ASKING IF THEY WANTED HER TO TEL THEM HOW IT TASTES. THEN LAIRD JUST SAYS ...NO.
As someone who is born and raised in Hawai’ithese are the two worst representatives of Hawai’i I have ever seen. First of all, Bert actually pronounced Poké correctly. No one calls it “PoKee” except fo da haoles. Das one sad lookin spam musubi. No furikake, too much grease and no musubi mold to make it look authentic. There’s so many videos out there about Hawaiian food in this day and age. I love you Bert but do some research before you attempt anything.
Being from spam town shout out Austin Minnesota❤ I have to say spam is not the crap they find on the floor it's actually made out of the best cuts of meat just a little bits that are still stuck to the Bone kind of like pieces of guanciale and the belly and the butt🎉
1. In Hawaii it's just "shave ice" no d. 2. That movie you hated and subsequent book you would burn, was adapted from a true story about how white businessmen in Oklahoma took advantage of and conspired to kill oil rich Osage people. 3. I love your show but sometimes you're painful to watch.
If your not kissed and loved on as a child you can show that love towards your own children because I know that I wasn't treated like that and I am so loving towards my kids and they get mad when I give them smooches on the cheeks and I always say I love you so much baby kid and they are not even babies anymore but I will always see them as my babies. They are 4 ,7,8 , 11,13 . My 4 year old son will always be the baby and he is my favorite but thats not supposed to be said but he is more like me and is my best friend. Such a great sense of humor and quick with the responses to my bullshit when I mess with him. I'm surprised daily that he is so smart and witty with the comedy and he doesn't seem 4. He is wise beyond his years for sure.but I still have to grab him up and give him some hugs and kisses and tell him that you're the best guy I know and so funny.I always call him by the wrong name sarcastic like and now when I get home from work he will say whats up Rick. Or how was your day Gill. I hope he never stops that cuz it makes my day alot of times when im tired and not even expecting to laugh
Sorry guys but Chris McCandless (whose story is told in the book and movie Into the Wild) was a real guy with friends and family who loved him. He may have died more than 30 years ago but it’s still unkind to make fun of someone who died a painful death.
For the love of god its not poki its poke ,Bert had it right , i couldn't even listen to this episode it was so embarrassing they represent hawaii and they can't even pronounce poke 😂 Learn your hawaiian vowels. Have kimi Warner on. Sending Hate from hawaii 😎. love you Bert 🤙🏽🤙🏽
Kinda bonkers because Bert was right.. she's only a couple of years older than he is. She talks as though she's some ancient being walking the earth. Sorry, but early to mid 50's is hardly old.
Who would’ve ever thought that out of all of their achievements the one that would stand out the most would be getting Bert to have an adult conversation without interrupting anyone. It’s like they’re superhuman.
Geez, you just gotta look at 'em to know that
These are getting so old at this point its wild
@@TheBlink247 you crazy, they're god damn specimens
I did not expect to be so incredibly moved by this episode. That point where they expounded on parenting, love, listening, showing affection etc. was everything. moved to tears over here.
"When you know how to hurt people, you know you can be hurt" That quote from Laird blew my mind
I need a Laird that just follows me around everyday, he just listens and then spouts some random wisdom at ya real quick and moves on
~ 11:18
"in scarcity you present preciousness"
feels like wordsmithing i've never come across. cheers.
Laird is a living legend
Deep thoughtful couple. Love this.
Solid guests Bert! Also I go to the movies by myself to really get the legit experience.
Laird is a surfing legend!
I love these guests
OK have lived in Hawaii 2 times, once when my Dad was stationed there and another time with my ex and my kiddos. Hawaii is beautiful and the people are fantastic. I still have many friends I talk to who I went to school with ❤❤❤
Those are two good people. Aloha from Maui. 🤙🏽
The north shore roar!!! 🌊
for people who aren't familiar with Laird, he IS a living legend
100% 🤙🏼
Great episode. Such fun to watch interesting people being real people!!
Gabby is kind and a gentle genius 😊 💕
Laird needs to play MacGruber's older brother...if we're lucky enough to get more MacGruber.
I knew I wasn’t the only one
Omg. I just had that thought !
Or anything with Will Forte. His hotter stoner brother who surfs.
He looks like a Chad version of will forte. Guy seems very charismatic, I think he could pair really well with Will
Ty
you can tell laird is even more dynamic than he seems due to gabbys intensive stare when he talks. goes a long way when she is no dummy herself. and ive never herd of either of them
What do you mean?
You don't know their story. Laird was one of thebif not the best pipeline and big wave surfers. Gabby Reese was a pro beach volleyball player. Laird had a huge drinking problem and they worked through a ton of shit together. They are an amazing couple
Make Laird famous again.
Laird is like a human but just better. Gotta watch his vids bro
@@evansteckler4102are you crazy Laird is sooooooo famous around the world. He's like a human but better
These two make me miss Hawaii 😂
Lol. He put a bowl of cut fish (nothing in it) in the fridge and it came out Poke. Lol.
"thats why i love Florida, theyre broken people but theyre my people" 😂😂
greatt episode guys!
Love this!!!
Lairds shirt makes him look like captain kirk..lol
tremendous, lets see Laird pull Bert into a big wave
The Hormel Foods Corporation once said that it means "Shoulder of Pork and Ham", but in some dictionaries "Spam" means "spiced ham". Members of staff at the SPAM museum say it stands for Specially Produced American Meat. In 2019, Spam began making advertisements containing the definition “Sizzle Pork And Mmmm”.
Funny story: my dad's barber that he would go to thought he was laird Hamilton because she heard that he owned a property nearby and he kinda looked like him. My dad was so confused why he was getting treated like a celebrity lol
You see that quit edit from fingers in the shaved ice to a spoon
Burt "this is thd first time i tried making this"
" I ate so many prepping for this episode"
They should do a surprise guest episode with Laird and Sterling Spencer! Dont tell either of them about the other guest. There would be so much laughter!
Laird devouring the food, while ignoring Gabriel's BS, is the best part...
R u stupid or what? She's awesome. That's why Laird loves her.
She's awesome. Wtf r u saying
Tom Selleck was never considered for Han Solo, it was for Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford was a carpenter in the mid 70's around Laurel Canyon and sold weed at the time. He was doing work on George Lucas's house when he was offered an audition for the first Star Wars in 1976.
Damn Burt looks great!!
Lovely...... best episode ever....!!!
Stoked
You know da rules!
“You still have a single fin mentality.”
lol!!
Love ya big fella!
we're gonna tragically lose Bart to Jaws
Very thing but the squeal !!!😆🤣😂😊💯👍❤️
I still use one of Laird’s lines from North Shore. “You’ve got a single fin mentality…”
It's an old man's board!
She is such a babe!
Bert's vibe is : "Yeah i could definitely tickle him long enough he weezes till he farts. After that he'll be laughing too hard to breath and he'll turn colors."
Killers of the flower moon was a true story
You know da rulz!!!
Speaking of Juaquine Phoenix, if you haven’t seen Inherent Vice, that’s one of my favorites that he’s in
Anyone know where or what team Bert's hat is from?
Bert said it better than the two guys on the show from Hawaii😅
I'll bet Laird goes as James T Kirk on Halloween.
Will Forte? Amazing
Yes... It was previously mentioned on a podcast that you were supposed to train with them instead of playing basketball.
0:48 I live in Hawaii, and they pronounced poke wrong. I don't know where they learned that from. great guests though.
Looking forward to a solid double date.
Did i fall asleep? Was anything cooked?
You should hunt for a deer with Steve rinella and field dress it and cook the back strap (beef wellington style) with steve and Rogan. That episode will get views
I’m just a fan name is tater But I think I need to see you and Bill burr and it would be hilarious and thanks for all that funny shit you do😂
Ya if Vert Cheats on Leanne. He will become a Ned and gone forever 😂😂😂
LOL I THOUGHT THE SHAVED ICE MACHINE NOISE WAS A DRUM ROLL I WAS WAITING FOR SOME JOKE TO HAPPEN AND DEAD SILENCE AS GABBY WAS TASTING THE SHAVED ICE FOR THE FIRST BITE ASKING IF THEY WANTED HER TO TEL THEM HOW IT TASTES. THEN LAIRD JUST SAYS ...NO.
As someone who is born and raised in Hawai’ithese are the two worst representatives of Hawai’i I have ever seen. First of all, Bert actually pronounced Poké correctly. No one calls it “PoKee” except fo da haoles. Das one sad lookin spam musubi. No furikake, too much grease and no musubi mold to make it look authentic. There’s so many videos out there about Hawaiian food in this day and age. I love you Bert but do some research before you attempt anything.
When I heard them say that about poke right at the beginning, I thought there’s no way these people are from Hawaii. That was 100% wrong.
Being from spam town shout out Austin Minnesota❤ I have to say spam is not the crap they find on the floor it's actually made out of the best cuts of meat just a little bits that are still stuck to the Bone kind of like pieces of guanciale and the belly and the butt🎉
They made a straight kook outa you!!!!
They should make another Macgruber,movie and Laird could play ,Will Fortes', big brother.they look like twins. Except one is a star athlete.😅
Don't forget to hit that like button people 👍👍💯
Love Love Love the show, just please don't talk with food in your mouth lol.
Never thought Bert was funny
9:32 I completely understand. It makes me feel gross.
Black seeds are poppy seeds get it right love💀💀💀
Rick KANE!
Can we watch Laird and Gabby bump ugs
CBS wouldn't let Tom Celeck out of his Magnum PI contract. That's why he couldn't take the Indy role.
Da Worlds Fittest meets the Worlds Fattest lol wtf is this episode?!?!
thought that was caitlin jenner in the thumbnail
I saw gabby play in a tournament back in the day when she was dating superman dean cain.
He never served him desert 🤦🏻♀️😂
Does he know he has 2 watches on?
Will Forte 2; the Squeekquel
Is this mcgruuger?
1. In Hawaii it's just "shave ice" no d.
2. That movie you hated and subsequent book you would burn, was adapted from a true story about how white businessmen in Oklahoma took advantage of and conspired to kill oil rich Osage people.
3. I love your show but sometimes you're painful to watch.
If your not kissed and loved on as a child you can show that love towards your own children because I know that I wasn't treated like that and I am so loving towards my kids and they get mad when I give them smooches on the cheeks and I always say I love you so much baby kid and they are not even babies anymore but I will always see them as my babies. They are 4 ,7,8 , 11,13 . My 4 year old son will always be the baby and he is my favorite but thats not supposed to be said but he is more like me and is my best friend. Such a great sense of humor and quick with the responses to my bullshit when I mess with him. I'm surprised daily that he is so smart and witty with the comedy and he doesn't seem 4. He is wise beyond his years for sure.but I still have to grab him up and give him some hugs and kisses and tell him that you're the best guy I know and so funny.I always call him by the wrong name sarcastic like and now when I get home from work he will say whats up Rick. Or how was your day Gill. I hope he never stops that cuz it makes my day alot of times when im tired and not even expecting to laugh
Watch the fat electrician. He is awesome
Sorry guys but Chris McCandless (whose story is told in the book and movie Into the Wild) was a real guy with friends and family who loved him. He may have died more than 30 years ago but it’s still unkind to make fun of someone who died a painful death.
The difference between men and women she says did he hurt himself? he says did he cry?
For the love of god its not poki its poke ,Bert had it right , i couldn't even listen to this episode it was so embarrassing they represent hawaii and they can't even pronounce poke 😂 Learn your hawaiian vowels. Have kimi Warner on. Sending Hate from hawaii 😎. love you Bert 🤙🏽🤙🏽
berty boy, really, check yourself in this ep vs s1 or 2; keto is doing you right, sir
44 thousand views and only 1000 likes😅 wtf people you get 5 a day to dole out?
Sound..audio sucks
Omg. I made it 12 seconds. 3 people talking at once to no one. Can’t
Who are these people
Athlete's from the 90's
He is a pro surfer and she is pro volleyball
Kinda bonkers because Bert was right.. she's only a couple of years older than he is. She talks as though she's some ancient being walking the earth. Sorry, but early to mid 50's is hardly old.
Casey uh fleck
Please don't associate Bert with Philly.... He's not from Philly. We will not accept him...
Bert is predictable and transparent in a way that makes me embarrassed.
Bert. Way better without the laughing talk.
nobody listens to turtle.
👎
He is certainly no Kelly Slater tho
Just different styles,vibes, people. Kelly was the boy genius.
His abilities far exceed Kelly Slater.
Laird can big wave surf, well!
For the record... what they said about spam is untrue.
Laird is the fucking man. He's a inspiration times ten. Dudes fearless and Gabby.... God as a kid i thought she was soooo smoking hot. Still is 😊