Yeah, really! It's so accurate, it's chilling! Of course, that's usually the best satire: The kind that's so close to the mark that very little exaggeration is even necessary.
@@mindysworld4782 I wouldn't be worried about getting any fallout from things like this. Any guy worth his salt and that is chivalrous wouldn't let something like this stop him from being himself on future dates.
What's not so funny is that I've heard this exact same line come out of the mouth of a woman... who also frequently bemoans the "patriarchy"... Yes, today's (feminist) woman really IS that scatter-brained and self-contradictory
This reminds me of a female I met at my job once. She was supremely attractive, was cool to hang out with from time to time, and so on, and then she started talking about feminism, and my interest went to zero. Lol
Married. Haven't dated in 25+ years. Wasn't really considering a change, but now I think I'm going to go tell my wife how much I love and appreciate her, and beg her never to leave.
Millennials and Gen Z girls have been super sensitive like this. It comes down to social media putting everyone in bubbles. Thankfully I do see that as Millennials are getting into their 30's they are lightening up, at least the ones who are too busy actually working to sit around whining.
As a fellow married man, I agree with you. However, I have to agree with the other people here on the "no begging" bit. If you treat her like a celebrity, she will view you as a fan. Sure, compliment her on doing a great job but don't beg her to stay. Instead, point out ways you're doing a good job as well and say that you do them because you take your role as her husband seriously. I could go on but you get the jist. Edit: Complimenting her on what she does well is positive reinforcement thus she will put even more focus on those things. Women enjoy approval and will keep doing what gets them praised. I know it's a weird way to think of it but... think of it like a kid trying to get their Dad's approval. If Dad says they did a great job with their drawing and hangs one on the fridge, that fridge is going to end up covered with them.
I've had a date like this. She told me she had been raped about halfway through dinner on our first date. I do CSI, and she asked me if men get raped. I said yes, men are raped by both men and women. She inquired further, and I told her about a case I worked where a man was nearly raped to death because his rectum became detached and he almost bled out. She laughed. Gotta love those double standards.
@@batteringram4822 LOL! I Understand what you mean; but try your best not to hate women, or even apologize for women. Just be a better person and better woman than these types. Show love and respect, and receive love and respect. 😊
Oh that's not just double standards. That's a complete and utter disrespect for life or empathy for what that man went through. It makes me sick to know there are people like that out there.
Sásta Vista....No, it doesn't. It very accurately describes feminism and how it tries to reduce men to blithering idiots because....because....MUH OPPRESSION.
This Sasta person is fried. Most 3rd wave feminists are like that. They are now called Feminazi's is the us for a reason. We font need it in the US anymore. Maybe the middle east? Where you get stoned to death for simple things like, taking off your hijab, for example.
@@oceanscene22 Sásta Vista where did I say that Sasta is a feminist or a girl. You dont need to be a girl to be a feminist FYI, you misogynistic biggot. I dis agree with, the boy Burnie Sanders being able to fix anything, and the people on the left are mostly the more violent non tolerent, non accepting people. And most feminist here in the US of A are Feminazies. (Like 90%)
@@oceanscene22 didnt the left literally cry when trump won? And on his MAGA verserry, the left went out in multiple citys to yell and cry at the sky. Sooooo
@CJ Em ... I'm trying... these kids are nuts. Everything we say is racist. I said the cat was getting fat this weekend and she called me out. As God as my witness.
@@nkn8820 Agreed, kids like that usually only behave that way because 1) they have too much time on their hands and 2) they spend too much time surrounded by the wrong types of people. Once you make her get a job, or keep her busy with activities where she's forced to interact with a lot of different kids etc, she'd probably start behaving like a normal person soon enough.
The only thing Beth was missing to really get into character, was a half-shaved head with a good dose of blue hair dye on the side with remaining hair.
Unfortunately, I dated a lady like that once. It was so bad, that I excused myself to the restroom before our order was taken. She called my cell phone about 30 minutes later to find out where I was. I told her I was having wings and beer at a sports bar. She asked me how I expected her to get home. I told her, "I'm sure a man could figure it out". Needless to say, she hung up on me. And for some odd reason, she never called me again.
And becoming more true every day, as long as hardcore feminists get much more attention and advertising then they should. They believe that female hosts/models should stop doing their job they love, because they believe it's objectifying (they allready managed to achieve that races don't have gridgirls anymore, victoria secret shows stopped, etc.). And they think, holding the door open for someone else is sexist... Hard to have a normal conversation if that's how far they gone in the mind. Even giving a compliment is sexist if a man says it to a woman. Just google how Keanu Reeves poses for phtographs these days. Because another celebrity got convicted for sexual harresment based on a 5 year old picture where he was putting his arm around a fan, that btw asked for the picture herself and was touching him also!!! That's how far it's gone, and that's what kills chivalry quickly. Well that and the tinder-digital area. No real human interactions needed anymore to meet someone, just swipe and shag. I fear for the new generation not being able to form meaningful relationships. Cuz they grew up all their life on short time dopamine rushes, they don't know anything else.
Chivalry is not actually the main thing that feminism has killed. The other is the birth rate of white couples. They are marrying later and are not average two children per couple - which is the optimal average. And the loss of chivalry has played a major part in that. By encouraging women to prioritize their career over have a second child or in some cases having a child at all. But because most influential feminists are either young women or are lesbians/bisexuals/other this issue is selectively ignored.
@@nicholaslin1630 and the fact there are movements called MLTOW, men disgusted with todays females and how pathetic some can be. Choosing the solitary life and living extremely happily
Historically chivalry was just warriors on horseback being good at warriors on horseback. It was nothing to do with how to talk to women. It was about running through enemy soldiers with a spear or lance.
@@mele2904 What you refer to is indeed mounted combat if we trace etymology, however some brainlets later on decided to write and romanticize the role of Heavy Cavalry and Knights in an era where they use of Shock cavalry was in decline. Thus the contemporary understanding of chivalry was born, wherein men are taught to act with 'high class', that befitting of actual nobility, and did detail how 'true' men should act and treat a woman.
I was expecting him to say, "Well, she already came by to introduce herself, and her name was Wendy." He'd probably get attacked for paying attention to the server.
Excuse me, 191 likes so far. Wonder what these females are going to do when men avoid them like the plague for a few years. I mean all of them who behave this way. Can you spell hysteria?
I had a date like this a couple of years ago. After I realized the situation it was actually fun subtly trolling her. Make her think you're on board with pc culture, then let a few strategically placed slips come out. The goal is to see how much of her time you can waste until she realizes you're laughing at her.
I met her at a women's basketball game......a #metoo rally.........a Socialist fundraiser......an Atifa social......at Dianne Feinstein's house. Stay the Hell away from these girls. Let 'em get a small dog and wallow in their hatred.........alone.
This is hilarious and truthful. Sadly if i had a first date like this I would instantly run run far away as possible. I love your satire and your democratic ad is excellent.
@@publia2.053 I would have, but this is great satire to show what feminism is. I'm all for equal rights if it's realistic, the WNBA argument though is this, the NBA is more popular and has been around a lot longer. IF WNBA made the same as the NBA, there would be no WNBA. When i was working at a job one time, one woman got offended that I opened the door for her, and she said to me I'm not helpless and I can get my own door, I kept my mouth shut because I would have rather sit in silence than hear the screaming.
I have lived in San Francisco for 6 years and plenty of women are like this. I have even gone on dates with these feminists. The first feminist I dated, within 5 mins on our first date, she popped the question: "Are you a feminist?" I said: "I am gender egalitarian". "So you are not a feminist?!" She asked. Literally, every aspect of her life is within the framework of feminism. After that, I gone on dating a few other women in SF. However, before we even order coffee or anything, I just said: "I am not a feminist, I am an egalitarian. " and I waited for her response. If she is offended, at least I am not stuck with the bill or a lousy date!"
Hahahaha! As a part-time Uber driver, I can actually tell you that I've seen this play out in the back of my car on a weekend night more times than I would care to remember. I've mastered the art of laughing hysterically inside while keeping a straight face. Sad but true! Lol😂
The term "objectify" is straight from the Judeo-Christian tradition, in the segregation of the "flesh and spirit". The "piece of meat" routine is something that a Christian would say, and it is hilarious when an anti-Christ pushes Judeo-Christian values. Good point about not sticking around for the entire date. It is better to just fuck and skip the date.
@@joelwillis2043 considering its a military doctrine and not about interpersonal relationships, it's still very much alive. People misconstruing its principles are the problem with chivalry.
Yeah, you're hot, but it's a good thing you snapped out of it, girl, because you need to get married to a winner now while you're still young and beautiful. Otherwise you'll be stuck choosing between losers such as myself!!! LOL
I tell guys I despise feminism and I’ve been actually shamed by feminist men and women. But I still say I’m not a fucking feminist and I don’t need it.
I had a dinner date with a "feminist" a while back. She had some hardcore feminist views. When it came time to leave and take care of the check, I asked if I could pay or would she prefer to split. She proceeded to tell me that "I didn't know how to treat a woman" Feminist want the best of both worlds, what to be equal AND want to be treated like a lady.... take your pick!
Equal? Rather privileged. Anyways, they don't really know what they want, that's the problem with frustration. They hate their own ideal world they proclaim.
That was really nice of you to ask. If the dude is still a stranger, I'd prefer to pay myself and I'm not a feminist. In case he is a crazy guy who expects something in return over something as trivial as dinner.
I live in New York and this is NOT satire - this is reality! The amount of times I've gotten into a conversation with someone over the most innocuous subject and its lead to these type of confrontations! Holy crap! You never know when this will happen and its incredibly annoying. You even captured the up-speak and contempt-laden vocal-fry. I was standing next to a girl at work in line at a buffet who i barely knew and she said to me - literally word for word - "i wonder how many of these men have raped someone?"
I know what you mean, I'm in New York too. They also expect the world from you. I asked one woman out on a date once who seemed pretty normal. All she did throughout the whole date was grill me about how much money I made, why I didn't make more, did I want to make more, why was I not more ambitious, etc. Then she proceeded to talk about her ex, who was some millionaire club owner, for the rest of the date. Needless to say, I never talked to her after that!
to which you reply: "I wonder how many of these men have been falsely accused of the most heinous crime, rape, by brainwashed feminists who have an axe to grind against their imaginary patriarchal boogeyman, and who think believing all women is virtuous and moral?"
@@logostruth1868 A buddy of mine once rejected a girl at a nightclub, who wanted a one night stand and then she falsely accused him of rape. She had obviously no evidence whatsoever, but the police still showed up at his house and took him with them. He was only lucky, that the "eyewitnesses" who just randomly happen to be all friends of her, contradicted each other, because they didn't arrange their story properly in advance. Otherwise he would have ended in jail for a very long time. So you see, there is really no way to be safe as a man anymore. Women these days are braindead tyrants.
@@vincentrodriguez3420 I'm amazed more guys don't start following the philosophy of, "If I'm going to go to jail, I might as well go for a good reason" and get out on bail and just punch the girl right on the jaw. SOOOO glad I'm out of the dating pool.
Been there, done that. I used to date a feminist. Couldn't say a single thing without being analysed, interrogated and treated like a 'patriarchy-tyrant'. Wonderful.
*I had one of these "dates" in 1990. The only difference is it didn't last nearly as long: once I realized what was sitting across from me, I started talking about "my job" testing beauty products on Rabbits... It was over in under two minutes.*
And these kinds of women don't realize just how much they've killed it. Demonizing men for this kind of behavior, and they turn around and wonder why men aren't chivalrous. They also don't recognize the hypocrisy that chivalry is a gender role. Or that it generally means treating women as better. But it's only gender discrimination when it happens to women.
Yes, if only we had unruly gangs of knights for hire raping and murdering innocent people and requiring a code of conduct because their crimes have become unbearable. If only we lived in medieval England at its prime. Oh shucks.
The real reason for mass immigration is to fulfill the Kalergi Plan and to destroy "the West" in order to establish a world government ruled by the Illuminati bankster elite.
@Thomas McGill but waifu's can't HAVE children. Unless they are imaginary too and that still doesn't work. Isn't "waifu" an imaginary or anime character wife hence they don't physically exist in the real world.
at the end of the day, men are looking for the mother of their children - what fem/sjw/thot would any man want to mother his children? let their issues die with them
I'm a software engineer and this reminds me of a woman I work with. (I work in the auto industry) Everytime she has a question it somehow relates to why there aren't more women or minority managers....ads....programs....etc. She only talks about how things affect women for the most part. This same woman reported me for calling her "fat" because I said, to a group of people, that we should get treadmill desks (yes a thing), because they're awesome. Can't even make this stuff up.
I had a date that went this bad. I picked up the check and put down enough money to cover my half and told her she was responsible for the rest. Oddly enough she waited to see if I would be interested in seeing her again. Without a word I turned and walked away and never saw or spoke with her ever again. ....fine by me. nasty....
I had to put up with this type of crap back in the 60’s. It was fun when I would get up and walk out and let them pay the check. It would piss them off when I could type 60 words a minute and could cook and sew better than them. My grandmother was a Home economics teacher and my Hero. She didn’t have much to do with liberal women!
I've had a few dates like this. The women would buy multiple glasses of their most expensive wine. I would have a beer or two. I'd get tired of hearing their crap. I'd reach into my pocket and pay cash for my beer and just walk out. The look on their faces when they realized they had to pay for their own wine. The best part is when one time the bartender busted out laughing. He knew what was up!
+geensloth911 _"the strongest, smartest, most capable and independent women in my life have had little to nothing to do with feminism and liberalism."_ And I married one! How did I get to be so lucky? :-)
I'm in my 60's and never experienced ny woman like today's arrogant feminists. Back then gentlemen had the gonads to treat women like women and skanks like skanks, cuz with skanks, you knew that they ut out like a crack whore at a used car salesman convention and women, well, they were well worth paying respect for.
I recently learned that 20% of women are taking meds for their mental health issues. I found this extremely concerning as this means that 80% of women are walking around untreated!
LOLOLOL!!! the sad thing is ... this could be (if we were enlightened i guess) extremely rude and not at all funny. I think it is hilarious .... but to clarify, you are joking correct? LOL
@@tomj528 hey ... happily married to a man i love and respect, love my beautiful daughter .... not at all involved in any of the rhetoric these days pitting men and women against each other ... soooooooo ...... in my opinion men and women need each other and were made for each other ... could be so much peace and love .... so i am just gonna move along and assume that you were kidding .... but if people (men & women) are a bit crazy these days .... i know the solution.
GRJ Duncan I'm married too and even my wife thinks women are nuts! She doesn't like my joke either, no matter how many times I tell it! Both of you should be glad because that's what keeps us husbands sticking close by.
"I don't really have time for 'fun' when there's an administration that is literally trying to demean the essence of what it means to be a woman." This isn't even an exaggeration, I've genuinely heard Feminists practically say that lol.
Reminds me of that video of the woman saying she's offended before she even wakes up. Sees signs of the patriarchy six times before she's brushed her teeth. And then remembers how toothbrushes and toothpaste were invented by men or something. It's seriously got to be exhausting to be that angry all the time.
There's a famous feminist author who wrote a book about how the speed of light, in physics, is sexist. They use her book in gender studies curriculums.
@@dotheyfloat9961 There's also a French book that's title translates to something like "Kill All Men". Came out last year. The French minister of culture tried to get it banned as sexist and inciting violence against men, but people flipped out on him.
Fast forward 20 years - same table - this time sitting alone while wondering why they could never find a good man to date\marry... Uh-oh, was it misogynistic to assume they wanted to date\marry a man? Oops, my bad, sorry for any offense I may have inadvertently caused (said in a voice that is anything but sorry...)
I drove my DeLorean at 88 miles an hour and activated the flux capacitor. I went 40 years into the future and found this woman sitting alone in her apartment telling her 14 cats what a great life she's had without a man.
We're just now starting to see the first batch of 3rd wave feminists hit their 40s and 50s. Twenty-five years of manhating has NOT been kind to them. They're already whining about being "invisible" to male attention.
Been there, done that, right down to being called out when I went to pick up the check, followed by the hypocrisy when I suggested splitting it. That wasn't a first date, though, it was an ONLY date -- next time I saw the woman I pretended I didn't even know she existed....
The fact that this is actually how some women act, makes me feel really bad for the men out there who encounter this. Shout out to all the men out there how still maintain their decency and respect in the face of these feminine brutes!
Soooo glad I met a wonderful woman and married her before all this 3rd wave feminism set in. I would rather be alone for the rest of my life than have a spouse like some of these nut jobs.
Steven Love2bike! The guys who marry feminists deserve whatever they get. As soon as a feminist opens her mouth one can tell exactly what they are. No sympathy for the soy boi spouses.
Mr T there's more "uninfected" women out there than you think. My mother in law is a typical piece of shit feminist. My wife however is one of the most conservative women I know.
Feminists don't marry & divorce ass rape men, Dumbo, Trad-Con conservative women like your 'wife' do. Lol I just have to put 'wife' in quotes because the notion that any woman today is any man's actual 'wife' is hilariously stupid. 94% of marriages today end before the 10 year mark & 80% of the time it's because the wife is fucking around like all married women fuck around with other men with no shame at all. Claiming a female is your 'wife' nowadays is as retarded as sitting ona park bench and declaring it's yours. It's not, like your wife it's public property. Andeveryone 'sits' on her. LOL!
Science has created a human egg without the input of women, and they're also creating artificial wombs, to grow babies outside of a woman's womb. This will make women obsolete in the near future. Marriage and divorce will be unnecessary.
Free Speech Women in the U.S. today have already become obsolete- for the last 40 years they've been aborting more of their babies than having babies because women in the U.S. have become pure evil thanks to feminism.Thus why whites have been below replacement birth rates for decades. A)Worthless in the workplace/even have to lower all standards for womenB) Too toxic & vile for marriage C) Too STD infested & false accusing for casual sex D) Won't even have babies/can't even get that right they're such losers *What does that mean? Women in the U.S. have become USELESS FEEDERS.* All that's left to do is round them up & put them in FEMA camps or maybe sell them to other countries. Our women are certainly of no use to us anymore & worse have become too dangerous & a financial drain.
I think 15 seconds into the video is the point I would have ended the date. Seriously. The longer a man sits there and takes that behavior the more a "feminist" is reinforced to continue it.
funny how this is satire but just yesterday my friend's sister was telling me how she started an argument with her date because her date assumed that the uber driver that drove her to that date was a man. and so she said "so you think women cant be uber drivers?!"
@@user-pv9pv4xf9c Unfortunately, the feminist types wouldn't find "you'll never get married" as a reason to change their behavior....they generally are of the "oh, so you think I NEED a man?! How dare you!" types.
@@ohfortheloveofguacamole6803 natural selection, my friend lol. Sure most women will have that knee jerk reaction at first, but when they get home at night and think about what you said, which THEY WILL, lol, they'll realize the truth, and either change their ways or double down deeper into the cult, which is 3rd wave feminism.
@@user-pv9pv4xf9c Even though I'm a woman....I find feminists difficult to understand or get along with. And I never had those "knee jerk" reactions. Probably the reason I didn't scare off my husband when we first started dating. And now we've been married more than 10 years. Any person who says a woman doesn't need a man is in denial of simple facts. Men and women have complementing strengths....the only problem with many women today is that they try to deny their own natural skills and abilities to try acting more like men. Such foolishness. No wonder so many women are unhappy.
@@ohfortheloveofguacamole6803 interesting you say that. I'm a writer and I'm working on a book series with primarily female superheroes, but they don't act like men, like Jessica Jones, they're still women: beautiful and feminine and fun, and, yes, often crazy haha. But I saw that new Ms. Marvel trailer and I cringed. Another chick trying to act like cool like a guy instead of charming like a girl.
I would be laughing except I actually had a date just like this. I never actually made it as far as he did. Once she brought up her stress from Trump and the war on women, I just got up and left. I told the waitress that she will be paying for the check so that she feels empowered. I got a text later that night saying "If I was a real man I would have paid the bill."
Literally the moment a man finds out a woman has even a slight inclination toward feminism he would be a fool to not stand up and leave, no exceptions, none.
@Martin Green Oldest phrase in the world - "many fish in the sea". It's really true though. Many guys (myself included of course) get into the mind set that they/we can bring them back into the fold but the fact is that as long as we were learning baseball, chivalry, etc, they were being indoctrinated. Could you, me, any guy unlearn things we have loved and enjoyed since being kids? Very unlikely as it completely changes who we are as individuals so the same goes with them. They cannot be helped unless/until THEY themselves recognize what they have become and, on their own, do the work. So my point stands in my eyes, the very moment a man realizes that he is best served to cut ties in totality as the cons outweigh any possible pro by monumental margin.
Well if she was kinda on the edge or she just called herself a feminist and just accepted whatever feminists told her, I would try to educate her first and if she wasn’t open to learning then I would leave.
I heartily encourage my husband to open doors, and order for me. I’m not a feminist, I love my manly husband and appreciate everything he does for me. Women like this are miserable, always looking for the worst in everyone. What an awful way to live.
Trying to figure out what you want to eat while also trying to figure out what someone else may possibly be wanting at that moment, take out the guess work 🤣
It was never such a strong concept anyway since females have a sex drive also, some stronger than others, this species was never meant to be monogamous in the first place, and this is being highly exploited in the West
And then the guts were kicked, tossed in a fire and incinerated, then feminists pissed all over the ashes, and threw the pee-ash mix in other men's faces, and then went along whining and complaining more about men...
@@labhraidhcostello3871 good for you. What rights don't women have? All I even hear is how strong and independent women are but their so oppressed and how educated women are but they want the government to pay their student debt.
As a Native NYer I can say that this is NOT satire, it's a documentary. When I marry, it will be to a Conservative small town girl who actually values having a family. Dating in this feminist, liberal cesspool is akin to playing Russian roulette with your manhood, I am literally surrounded with all these snooty, holier than thou progressive princesses. I'd definitely marry you, Allie.
I literally became asexual by choice about 6 years ago. It's not exactly a "happy" life, but it sure is peaceful. The opposite sex on average is exhausting. If only I didn't have this chemically induced urge to have sex with women (which I wouldn't want to change) life would be a lot easier.
The guy is missing the point (and I know Allie is a keeper herself and playing a role here). If you find one of these...you get up, get in your car and forget the experience quickly. There are millions of decent, smart and reasonable women...this is an example of a throwback.
I’m happily engaged to my man who treats me like a princess. I respect his masculinity and he respects my femininity. However, our opinions and feelings are both equal and we respect each other as people. Isn’t this the way relationships should be?
Hmmmmnnn....my guess is that all that will change after the 'I do'....well, has it?? Will you accept the challenge to provide an update as of 26/Nov/2020 regarding your engagement and marriage and ....? (my guess is ...you will not). Hilarious.
I'm a mature woman who's a baby boomer and I am really sorry for guys in the younger generations. Thankfully I did not contribute to the gene pool of horrible idiots called "feminists". You guys are really screwed. My sincerest sympathies.
The Absolute Madman i dont understand. How did you secure that second job if you did not inform a previous manager of yours for recommendation to said job? Did she recommend you ANYWAY?
no deplatforming here! running 35 to 1 likes to dislikes. Figuring half the viewers are female, that's about one grumpy lady compared to sixteen ladies that get the joke.
My God, it's true! I usually think of Allie as an attractive person, but seeing that "faux feminism" acting job she performed excellently? The *ugly* shot right to the surface and shown through! I was physically sick to my stomach by the end. Give this girl an Oscar!
Is this how women are like nowadays? That woman looks about my age and I couldn't even think about acting that way. My husband opens my door, pays for dinner and all the gentleman things. I am sorry to all the men that have to deal with that.
By the time a feminist is 50 or 60, it will have been years and years since any male had any interest whatsoever, and there's no one to complain to. Then what? Bitterness and cats, that's what.
@@davidbehsman3324 Nah, got a guy at work who keeps bugging me to go out with him. I keep telling him my cats are all I need and since menopause I have no interest in sex. He still askes, and tells me that he thinks I'm beautiful.. I just thank him and turn him down. I know those feminazies would have turned that nice guy into HR for that, but I'm much too old for that nonsense.
Is this legit?!? God help me get back into the dating scene. No wonder these women say there are “no good guys” lol they are all running from these chicks (yes I said chick)
StephyLynnF Thank you for your post. Thank you for not freaking out over the word "chick". Feminism is not about equality and justice. It is White Genocide. Feminism is like methamphetamine: it gives the user a feeling of unlimited power, but it destroys white families. Of course Feminists are correct about abuses and wrongdoings against women and girls, and all that sort of thing. But Feminists don't want to be equal, women are equal now, Feminists want revolutionary satanic destruction of white men, white families, the USA and Western Civilization. Thank you for your post. You are one of the good ones.
@@diogofarias1822 I think it was popular in the 60s-80s it was fine in the early 90s but especially after the “new” women’s right and #metoo movement happened, it socially became inflammatory and derogatory to that subject of females. I also think it depends on how it is used. But for the most part with the current snowflake culture at least in the U.S. it’s not looked at favorably. I’m in my mid 30s but if I had a group of friends who said I was a “cool chick” I’d take it as a compliment. It’s ok for girls to say it but somehow insensitive and objectifying if a male says it 🤣🤣 I think people are just after drama...(watch the responses in the comment section and see if it’s true🤭)
Oh crap reminds me of a date I went on back in the day just add talk of the environment and Al Gore. She asked if I wanted to come to her place too but I passed, no good could come of that.
Sadly the 6 who disliked it were exactly who this was about. Fantastic job. The more dislikes the better when the point is PROVEN! Allie you are the best!
I'm willing to bet that half of the dislikes are from men who actually married women like this and don't think it's funny to be reminded what life is like everyday for them.
Romanticism is dead. I dread the possibility of ever losing my GF... Putting myself out there again scares the shit out of me. It makes me want to record everything that's going on at all times, like using a Life-Logger, just to protect my credibility and honor so I don't lose my career and life.
On our second date my future wife and I were discussing how many children each of us wanted. 31 years and going. Cut right to the chase. I eliminated a score of women that way.
The scary part is that even though this is satire, it's really not that far off the mark.
Ikr!?!
You should all realize that you can't satirize the left, because then they just clamor to one up your sarcasm with their insanity.
Yeah, really! It's so accurate, it's chilling! Of course, that's usually the best satire: The kind that's so close to the mark that very little exaggeration is even necessary.
Are you sure it is satire?
You don't recognize the actors?
This same kind of crap has happened to me. As soon as I realized what was happening, I excused myself to the men's Room and never came back.
Good strategy
Just start witnessing to her about Jesus Christ. People that full of hate can't stand being told about the love of God.
Kariegoz truth!
Good move. Always get out of the line of fire.
I had a date like that too. I dropped her off in the parking lot ........... during a light rain. LOL
I really felt bad for this guy, even knowing it was a skit.
Me too! And as a mom to 4 sons, I'm worried for their future.
right?
Margaret There's always the priesthood. 🧐
#metoo
LOL - Probably because you can see it happening in real life.
I know I can.
"-I guess chivalry is dead..."
"-I'm pretty sure it was killed."
That delivery is gold.
Girl you play it good. I actually started to hate the girl after several seconds. This is a good acting, lets hope it is.
@Royale with cheese you do understand Sarcasm, do you
Just don't call her an "Actress"
I did too! Even though I knew she was playing a part, she played it so well I couldn't help but to despise her. :-)
OK, OK, I just thinked about a little more and found a mistake in the whole thing. She is to nice ( fuckable ) to play a feminist.
thymark Dude, it's a scripted skit. Are you fucking unconscious??
Hahaha... "Chivalry is really dead" "I'm pretty sure it has been killed". Best! Line! EVER!!!!!!
"Chivalry is really dead and women killed it".
@@arnieus866 not all women. Unfortunately, those of us who aren't like this, get the fall out too.
@@mindysworld4782 I wouldn't be worried about getting any fallout from things like this. Any guy worth his salt and that is chivalrous wouldn't let something like this stop him from being himself on future dates.
The real fun irony is she says this right after being offended by the fact that he offered to pay the bill.
What's not so funny is that I've heard this exact same line come out of the mouth of a woman... who also frequently bemoans the "patriarchy"... Yes, today's (feminist) woman really IS that scatter-brained and self-contradictory
This reminds me of a female I met at my job once. She was supremely attractive, was cool to hang out with from time to time, and so on, and then she started talking about feminism, and my interest went to zero. Lol
I just bought a feminism sucks T shirt,I cant wait to where it around Manhattan
Please, please, please, report back how it went! lol
@@sosuapimp8449 you the real edgelord
@@sosuapimp8449 Be careful in the subway and in Times Square or Soho, feminists will likely attempt to stone you. Lol
@james c Haha...she just may do that. She was a wacky one once I got down to what she thought about things.
Married. Haven't dated in 25+ years. Wasn't really considering a change, but now I think I'm going to go tell my wife how much I love and appreciate her, and beg her never to leave.
Big mistake
Noo! No begging dude it's a bad move
Great idea women of my generation are very woke code for insane.
Millennials and Gen Z girls have been super sensitive like this. It comes down to social media putting everyone in bubbles. Thankfully I do see that as Millennials are getting into their 30's they are lightening up, at least the ones who are too busy actually working to sit around whining.
As a fellow married man, I agree with you. However, I have to agree with the other people here on the "no begging" bit. If you treat her like a celebrity, she will view you as a fan. Sure, compliment her on doing a great job but don't beg her to stay. Instead, point out ways you're doing a good job as well and say that you do them because you take your role as her husband seriously. I could go on but you get the jist.
Edit: Complimenting her on what she does well is positive reinforcement thus she will put even more focus on those things. Women enjoy approval and will keep doing what gets them praised. I know it's a weird way to think of it but... think of it like a kid trying to get their Dad's approval. If Dad says they did a great job with their drawing and hangs one on the fridge, that fridge is going to end up covered with them.
I've had a date like this. She told me she had been raped about halfway through dinner on our first date.
I do CSI, and she asked me if men get raped. I said yes, men are raped by both men and women. She inquired further, and I told her about a case I worked where a man was nearly raped to death because his rectum became detached and he almost bled out.
She laughed. Gotta love those double standards.
Edit: Reading stuff like this makes me actually hate women (not just kinda).
It sucks, because I'm a woman.... :(
This world is crap.
@@batteringram4822 LOL! I Understand what you mean; but try your best not to hate women, or even apologize for women. Just be a better person and better woman than these types. Show love and respect, and receive love and respect. 😊
I will lose my mind if this sjw thing goes longer.
Oh that's not just double standards. That's a complete and utter disrespect for life or empathy for what that man went through. It makes me sick to know there are people like that out there.
Speaks volumes about a chick wanting to know about broken rectum's during dinner.
Mandatory question before any first date:
“Are you a feminist?” Is she answers “Yes,” run.
Sásta Vista....No, it doesn't. It very accurately describes feminism and how it tries to reduce men to blithering idiots because....because....MUH OPPRESSION.
This Sasta person is fried. Most 3rd wave feminists are like that. They are now called Feminazi's is the us for a reason. We font need it in the US anymore. Maybe the middle east? Where you get stoned to death for simple things like, taking off your hijab, for example.
@@oceanscene22 Sásta Vista where did I say that Sasta is a feminist or a girl. You dont need to be a girl to be a feminist FYI, you misogynistic biggot. I dis agree with, the boy Burnie Sanders being able to fix anything, and the people on the left are mostly the more violent non tolerent, non accepting people. And most feminist here in the US of A are Feminazies. (Like 90%)
@@oceanscene22 didnt the left literally cry when trump won? And on his MAGA verserry, the left went out in multiple citys to yell and cry at the sky. Sooooo
@@oceanscene22 FOUND THE FEMINIST.
.... that's my daughter, and I'm terrified.
Diane.. Nothing you can do. She has been reprogrammed.
@CJ Em ... I'm trying... these kids are nuts. Everything we say is racist. I said the cat was getting fat this weekend and she called me out. As God as my witness.
@@jeffdianebald Probably she Will change as she matures.
Stop buying her shit and pampering her make her get a job
@@nkn8820 Agreed, kids like that usually only behave that way because 1) they have too much time on their hands and 2) they spend too much time surrounded by the wrong types of people.
Once you make her get a job, or keep her busy with activities where she's forced to interact with a lot of different kids etc, she'd probably start behaving like a normal person soon enough.
The only thing Beth was missing to really get into character, was a half-shaved head with a good dose of blue hair dye on the side with remaining hair.
🙌🏻😅
Nailed it!
#Facts
So on point! Best comment winner 🏆
And add tattoos and piercings, especially a nose ring.
"Wow... Chivalry's really dead."
"I'm pretty sure it's been killed."
Mic-drop! XD
Best part!
It's been murdered and then brought back to life and tortured.
chivalry is dead - and women killed it...
And then they pissed on its grave.
@I am not Dale Gribble yep
Unfortunately, I dated a lady like that once. It was so bad, that I excused myself to the restroom before our order was taken. She called my cell phone about 30 minutes later to find out where I was. I told her I was having wings and beer at a sports bar. She asked me how I expected her to get home. I told
her, "I'm sure a man could figure it out". Needless to say, she hung up on me. And for some odd reason, she never called me again.
I did exactly the same for exactly the same reason. Went to the toilet. Just left her and went.
...and your world is a better place. ;)
"I'm sure a man could figure it out" lol
Why she never called again? Musta been the wings, dude. Couldn't have been the beer.
Seems cowardly. Why didn't you just confront her openly and end the date like a normal person?
"I guess chivalry is really dead"
"I'm pretty sure it was killed"
Best line
And becoming more true every day, as long as hardcore feminists get much more attention and advertising then they should. They believe that female hosts/models should stop doing their job they love, because they believe it's objectifying (they allready managed to achieve that races don't have gridgirls anymore, victoria secret shows stopped, etc.). And they think, holding the door open for someone else is sexist... Hard to have a normal conversation if that's how far they gone in the mind. Even giving a compliment is sexist if a man says it to a woman. Just google how Keanu Reeves poses for phtographs these days. Because another celebrity got convicted for sexual harresment based on a 5 year old picture where he was putting his arm around a fan, that btw asked for the picture herself and was touching him also!!! That's how far it's gone, and that's what kills chivalry quickly. Well that and the tinder-digital area. No real human interactions needed anymore to meet someone, just swipe and shag. I fear for the new generation not being able to form meaningful relationships. Cuz they grew up all their life on short time dopamine rushes, they don't know anything else.
Chivalry is not actually the main thing that feminism has killed. The other is the birth rate of white couples. They are marrying later and are not average two children per couple - which is the optimal average. And the loss of chivalry has played a major part in that. By encouraging women to prioritize their career over have a second child or in some cases having a child at all. But because most influential feminists are either young women or are lesbians/bisexuals/other this issue is selectively ignored.
@@nicholaslin1630 and the fact there are movements called MLTOW, men disgusted with todays females and how pathetic some can be. Choosing the solitary life and living extremely happily
Historically chivalry was just warriors on horseback being good at warriors on horseback. It was nothing to do with how to talk to women. It was about running through enemy soldiers with a spear or lance.
@@mele2904 What you refer to is indeed mounted combat if we trace etymology, however some brainlets later on decided to write and romanticize the role of Heavy Cavalry and Knights in an era where they use of Shock cavalry was in decline. Thus the contemporary understanding of chivalry was born, wherein men are taught to act with 'high class', that befitting of actual nobility, and did detail how 'true' men should act and treat a woman.
"So you're assuming its a woman again"
"Ah there she is"
I was expecting him to say, "Well, she already came by to introduce herself, and her name was Wendy." He'd probably get attacked for paying attention to the server.
I couldn't even laugh. I actually have seen women act this way.
Lol that moment when it's suddenly not funny
@graham buckley What the... i mean you...
but... ???
😂🤐😮 i'm confused!!!
They're not acting.......
191 replies to your two sentences so far. Rule number 1: These are not women. They are females, but most assuredly not women.
Excuse me, 191 likes so far. Wonder what these females are going to do when men avoid them like the plague for a few years. I mean all of them who behave this way. Can you spell hysteria?
Unfortunately, this isn't even really a joke. It's very, very close to reality.
Mark Thomas it is???
Lana - You're either a hermit or you don't live in a major city.
S. J. Lol I’m both a hermit and I don’t live in a major city
Lana Lang
I'm guessing you're a woman? If you don't know what feminism is, that automatically puts you in the top 10 percent of women.
Unrealistic.. hair not blue enough!
lol
Haha. Nuanced and precise!
When Chuck Norris goes on a date with a feminist.. He comes home with his shirt ironed.
underrated comment
Best superhuman Chuck Norris joke yet!
And with a sandwich made for him.
Ha, a new one. Got me to snort.
YES!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Hahahaha you are hilarious. I love the way you think and understand our current culture. Thank you for your voice and all you do
I guess whoever hit the dislike button must have seen themselves accurately represented in this video
Or felt pain like I did. It was painful more than funny.
The good news is it's only .014 % of the responses... .014 too many I might add
I had a date like this a couple of years ago. After I realized the situation it was actually fun subtly trolling her. Make her think you're on board with pc culture, then let a few strategically placed slips come out. The goal is to see how much of her time you can waste until she realizes you're laughing at her.
Alright, I'll try that!
fun and games until she makes up some lie about you or accuses you of doing something you didnt....
I met her at a women's basketball game......a #metoo rally.........a Socialist fundraiser......an Atifa social......at Dianne Feinstein's house. Stay the Hell away from these girls. Let 'em get a small dog and wallow in their hatred.........alone.
John Lacy Now *THAT* is a plan I've got to try!!!!
So I'm going to steal this idea, now to find a vict- ummm, test subject to try it on....
@@1995texasaggie damn bro...what do you have against small dogs? Haha
She is so good. Even got the creaky not so subtle vocal condescension down!
Vocal fry.
A year later... and after listening to Kamala speak with a creaky condescension with every breath... @brianbowman nailed it👍
@130starfish she's married with a kid fool.
Yea why do they do that? It is SO annoying
I cannot stand women who have this kind of voice/accent. It's like the ultimate man repellant.
This is hilarious and truthful. Sadly if i had a first date like this I would instantly run run far away as possible. I love your satire and your democratic ad is excellent.
I wanted him to get up and leave halfway through. What times we live in.
@@publia2.053 I would have, but this is great satire to show what feminism is. I'm all for equal rights if it's realistic, the WNBA argument though is this, the NBA is more popular and has been around a lot longer. IF WNBA made the same as the NBA, there would be no WNBA. When i was working at a job one time, one woman got offended that I opened the door for her, and she said to me I'm not helpless and I can get my own door, I kept my mouth shut because I would have rather sit in silence than hear the screaming.
I have lived in San Francisco for 6 years and plenty of women are like this. I have even gone on dates with these feminists. The first feminist I dated, within 5 mins on our first date, she popped the question: "Are you a feminist?" I said: "I am gender egalitarian". "So you are not a feminist?!" She asked. Literally, every aspect of her life is within the framework of feminism. After that, I gone on dating a few other women in SF. However, before we even order coffee or anything, I just said: "I am not a feminist, I am an egalitarian. " and I waited for her response. If she is offended, at least I am not stuck with the bill or a lousy date!"
Typical selfish and lazy.
The shit is not all on the sidewalks.
@@lumox7 Can I use that?
There's a moral obligation to advise ahead of time if you're a feminist.
Save time. Just ask them out for a steak dinner, and pick them up in a 30 year old pickup truck. It's like throwing holy water on a vampire. ;)
Hahahaha! As a part-time Uber driver, I can actually tell you that I've seen this play out in the back of my car on a weekend night more times than I would care to remember. I've mastered the art of laughing hysterically inside while keeping a straight face. Sad but true! Lol😂
J.C. Castrillon that makes me so sad. Those poor guys!
Don’t hold your joy in when you could laugh in a cancerous thots face
love it!!!!!!
Laugh on the outside dude...put up with no ones nonsense
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Yeah I wasn’t laughing at this...it is a documentary
This...isn't even exaggerated.
I know, and it’s so sad.
Ikr...SAD!
@@lemur2882 Where do you meet these girls?? On the fringes of BLM protests?
Yeah it’s like they have this chip on their shoulder. I wonder if they were abused as kids by men or something. They’re so bitter in real life!
If you walk past a feminist while carrying a baby boy she would tell u to strangle him to death because she thinks his a future rapist.
I went on a date with a feminist...
My trial start next week .
You looked at her and she filed for rape...?
Frank Zimmerman seems reasonable to me
You gave her a compliment didn't you?
Hahahh love you
Damn for some reason i laughed harder at this than the video
That was hard to watch... I wouldn't expect any guy to stick around for the entire date.
Anna's Original Remakes I would have left in an instant
wait,, my man,,, Christian California Conservative? Really,, so your so much better than my environmentally aware boyfriend,,, really....really ….
He is looking for his 15 minutes on her coattails.
@@lilbeaupeep3719 lol I just made a new video on my channel btw!
The term "objectify" is straight from the Judeo-Christian tradition, in the segregation of the "flesh and spirit". The "piece of meat" routine is something that a Christian would say, and it is hilarious when an anti-Christ pushes Judeo-Christian values. Good point about not sticking around for the entire date. It is better to just fuck and skip the date.
"Chivalry is dead."
And women killed it.
More like these types of women
Pretty sure the end of feudalism killed it.
@@joelwillis2043 considering its a military doctrine and not about interpersonal relationships, it's still very much alive. People misconstruing its principles are the problem with chivalry.
haha sure, “don’t treat anyone like shit” also means you can’t open doors, that’s why chivalry is dead.
- Dave Chappelle
This was 100% me in college 🙈 studied sociology, I was brainwashed. I really don’t understand why guys still liked me
You kinda cute, probably that why.
yeah Theo dor is right its because your cute
They didn't.
But you had something they needed so they faked it
Kristina Agee, because some men are idiots and desperate to get accepted by someone or looking for a place to empty their sex drive.
Yeah, you're hot, but it's a good thing you snapped out of it, girl, because you need to get married to a winner now while you're still young and beautiful. Otherwise you'll be stuck choosing between losers such as myself!!! LOL
Funny. He was patient and tolerant. She was everything you don’t want in a date.
I met a girl, She was nice at first. After about 2 weeks she started with this feminist crap. I could not run away fast enough.
It really is safer for guys to ask before asking someone on a date I've had a guy in my class ask if I was a feminist I laughed and said no
La France sorry man its a damn shame
I tell guys I despise feminism and I’ve been actually shamed by feminist men and women. But I still say I’m not a fucking feminist and I don’t need it.
This is real, That is women after they leave gender studies.
I had a dinner date with a "feminist" a while back. She had some hardcore feminist views. When it came time to leave and take care of the check, I asked if I could pay or would she prefer to split. She proceeded to tell me that "I didn't know how to treat a woman"
Feminist want the best of both worlds, what to be equal AND want to be treated like a lady.... take your pick!
You should have said>>"Ok ok [with your hands raised in defeat] I'll let you pay for it" and then just turn and walk quickly away.
As Bill Burr joked, they treat life like a buffet. "I like the equal pay part. Oh, that's icky."
Equal? Rather privileged. Anyways, they don't really know what they want, that's the problem with frustration. They hate their own ideal world they proclaim.
The moment I find out a woman is a feminist, I kick her to the curb just as fast as if I found out she is a bigot.
That was really nice of you to ask. If the dude is still a stranger, I'd prefer to pay myself and I'm not a feminist.
In case he is a crazy guy who expects something in return over something as trivial as dinner.
I live in New York and this is NOT satire - this is reality! The amount of times I've gotten into a conversation with someone over the most innocuous subject and its lead to these type of confrontations! Holy crap! You never know when this will happen and its incredibly annoying. You even captured the up-speak and contempt-laden vocal-fry.
I was standing next to a girl at work in line at a buffet who i barely knew and she said to me - literally word for word - "i wonder how many of these men have raped someone?"
I know what you mean, I'm in New York too. They also expect the world from you. I asked one woman out on a date once who seemed pretty normal. All she did throughout the whole date was grill me about how much money I made, why I didn't make more, did I want to make more, why was I not more ambitious, etc. Then she proceeded to talk about her ex, who was some millionaire club owner, for the rest of the date. Needless to say, I never talked to her after that!
to which you reply: "I wonder how many of these men have been falsely accused of the most heinous crime, rape, by brainwashed feminists who have an axe to grind against their imaginary patriarchal boogeyman, and who think believing all women is virtuous and moral?"
@@logostruth1868 A buddy of mine once rejected a girl at a nightclub, who wanted a one night stand and then she falsely accused him of rape. She had obviously no evidence whatsoever, but the police still showed up at his house and took him with them. He was only lucky, that the "eyewitnesses" who just randomly happen to be all friends of her, contradicted each other, because they didn't arrange their story properly in advance. Otherwise he would have ended in jail for a very long time. So you see, there is really no way to be safe as a man anymore. Women these days are braindead tyrants.
shes not wrong!
@@vincentrodriguez3420 I'm amazed more guys don't start following the philosophy of, "If I'm going to go to jail, I might as well go for a good reason" and get out on bail and just punch the girl right on the jaw. SOOOO glad I'm out of the dating pool.
"Why cant I find a man?"
Cause they know how to hide. -_-
@@cintaxic6430 That's exactly why Antione Dodson said "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!"
Because they tryin so hard not to get one
@@cintaxic6430 omg I lolled so hard
"Where are all the good men??"
Nothing defeats a "strong and independent" woman like the act of placing a bill or cheque on the table.
Lol ikr
I laughed throughout this. Then I realized it was true, and I became sad again.
Been there, done that. I used to date a feminist. Couldn't say a single thing without being analysed, interrogated and treated like a 'patriarchy-tyrant'. Wonderful.
they say "toxic masculinity" but they love big biker cocks in them
#doublestandards
*I had one of these "dates" in 1990. The only difference is it didn't last nearly as long: once I realized what was sitting across from me, I started talking about "my job" testing beauty products on Rabbits... It was over in under two minutes.*
:D Absolutelly genious idea.
“Chivalry is dead.”
“Pretty sure it’s been killed.”
As a girl, this makes me say sad. 😞
And these kinds of women don't realize just how much they've killed it. Demonizing men for this kind of behavior, and they turn around and wonder why men aren't chivalrous. They also don't recognize the hypocrisy that chivalry is a gender role. Or that it generally means treating women as better. But it's only gender discrimination when it happens to women.
All women killed it when they kept their pretty little mouths very well shut during the last 100 years of this escalating BS
Yes, if only we had unruly gangs of knights for hire raping and murdering innocent people and requiring a code of conduct because their crimes have become unbearable. If only we lived in medieval England at its prime. Oh shucks.
@@Msstakeable just because people fail to live up to a standard didn't mean the standard is bad.
@@Christina-cf9ot no, but it doesn't mean it's the status quo either.
It’s funny because it’s true and sad
Wonder why the marriage and birth rates are plummeting... What man in his right mind would date something like that?
@Blazing Kugelblitz I can't disagree with you 🙂
The real reason for mass immigration is to fulfill the Kalergi Plan and to destroy "the West" in order to establish a world government ruled by the Illuminati bankster elite.
@Thomas McGill but waifu's can't HAVE children. Unless they are imaginary too and that still doesn't work. Isn't "waifu" an imaginary or anime character wife hence they don't physically exist in the real world.
@Benjamin Chevalier true. For every toxic feminist there's a basement beta ready to father a child he may never see again.
at the end of the day, men are looking for the mother of their children - what fem/sjw/thot would any man want to mother his children? let their issues die with them
I'm a software engineer and this reminds me of a woman I work with. (I work in the auto industry) Everytime she has a question it somehow relates to why there aren't more women or minority managers....ads....programs....etc. She only talks about how things affect women for the most part. This same woman reported me for calling her "fat" because I said, to a group of people, that we should get treadmill desks (yes a thing), because they're awesome.
Can't even make this stuff up.
“I guess chivalry is really dead”
“I’m pretty sure it has been killed”
So funny
I had a date that went this bad. I picked up the check and put down enough money to cover my half and told her she was responsible for the rest. Oddly enough she waited to see if I would be interested in seeing her again. Without a word I turned and walked away and never saw or spoke with her ever again. ....fine by me. nasty....
I had to put up with this type of crap back in the 60’s. It was fun when I would get up and walk out and let them pay the check. It would piss them off when I could type 60 words a minute and could cook and sew better than them. My grandmother was a Home economics teacher and my Hero. She didn’t have much to do with liberal women!
I've had a few dates like this. The women would buy multiple glasses of their most expensive wine. I would have a beer or two. I'd get tired of hearing their crap. I'd reach into my pocket and pay cash for my beer and just walk out. The look on their faces when they realized they had to pay for their own wine. The best part is when one time the bartender busted out laughing. He knew what was up!
In my experience the strongest, smartest, most capable and independent women in my life have had little to nothing to do with feminism and liberalism.
+geensloth911 _"the strongest, smartest, most capable and independent women in my life have had little to nothing to do with feminism and liberalism."_ And I married one! How did I get to be so lucky? :-)
I'm in my 60's and never experienced ny woman like today's arrogant feminists.
Back then gentlemen had the gonads to treat women like women and skanks like skanks, cuz with skanks, you knew that they ut out like a crack whore at a used car salesman convention and women, well, they were well worth paying respect for.
Do you guys have any other stories. I am 18 and trying to get this into my head.
I recently learned that 20% of women are taking meds for their mental health issues. I found this extremely concerning as this means that 80% of women are walking around untreated!
boom lol
LOLOLOL!!! the sad thing is ... this could be (if we were enlightened i guess) extremely rude and not at all funny. I think it is hilarious .... but to clarify, you are joking correct? LOL
@@jgrdunc1081 Walk around for a few days paying close attention to the women you come across then you tell me! ;)
@@tomj528 hey ... happily married to a man i love and respect, love my beautiful daughter .... not at all involved in any of the rhetoric these days pitting men and women against each other ... soooooooo ...... in my opinion men and women need each other and were made for each other ... could be so much peace and love .... so i am just gonna move along and assume that you were kidding .... but if people (men & women) are a bit crazy these days .... i know the solution.
GRJ Duncan I'm married too and even my wife thinks women are nuts! She doesn't like my joke either, no matter how many times I tell it! Both of you should be glad because that's what keeps us husbands sticking close by.
"I don't really have time for 'fun' when there's an administration that is literally trying to demean the essence of what it means to be a woman."
This isn't even an exaggeration, I've genuinely heard Feminists practically say that lol.
Reminds me of that video of the woman saying she's offended before she even wakes up. Sees signs of the patriarchy six times before she's brushed her teeth. And then remembers how toothbrushes and toothpaste were invented by men or something. It's seriously got to be exhausting to be that angry all the time.
a WOMAN???? how dare you presume someones gender! you BIGOT (stomps out)
There's a famous feminist author who wrote a book about how the speed of light, in physics, is sexist. They use her book in gender studies curriculums.
@@dotheyfloat9961 There's also a French book that's title translates to something like "Kill All Men". Came out last year. The French minister of culture tried to get it banned as sexist and inciting violence against men, but people flipped out on him.
The bad thing is this was recorded about 3 years ago. It is far worse today.
Fast forward 20 years - same table - this time sitting alone while wondering why they could never find a good man to date\marry...
Uh-oh, was it misogynistic to assume they wanted to date\marry a man?
Oops, my bad, sorry for any offense I may have inadvertently caused (said in a voice that is anything but sorry...)
I drove my DeLorean at 88 miles an hour and activated the flux capacitor. I went 40 years into the future and found this woman sitting alone in her apartment telling her 14 cats what a great life she's had without a man.
We're just now starting to see the first batch of 3rd wave feminists hit their 40s and 50s. Twenty-five years of manhating has NOT been kind to them. They're already whining about being "invisible" to male attention.
Your apology offends me...
pain
She should do a follow up video with her with make up to age her wondering aloud why she's alone - while feeding her cat food at the table.
Plenty of women aren't like that and still don't find anyone because men just want to have sex.
Been there, done that, right down to being called out when I went to pick up the check, followed by the hypocrisy when I suggested splitting it. That wasn't a first date, though, it was an ONLY date -- next time I saw the woman I pretended I didn't even know she existed....
Lol..Well played!
Seems like the kind of lady that will die alone in midst of her 21 cats
I bet she wrote an essay on twitter about how evil you were for not getting on one knee after the first date lol :D
The fact that this is actually how some women act, makes me feel really bad for the men out there who encounter this. Shout out to all the men out there how still maintain their decency and respect in the face of these feminine brutes!
Soooo glad I met a wonderful woman and married her before all this 3rd wave feminism set in. I would rather be alone for the rest of my life than have a spouse like some of these nut jobs.
Steven Love2bike! The guys who marry feminists deserve whatever they get. As soon as a feminist opens her mouth one can tell exactly what they are. No sympathy for the soy boi spouses.
Mr T there's more "uninfected" women out there than you think. My mother in law is a typical piece of shit feminist. My wife however is one of the most conservative women I know.
Feminists don't marry & divorce ass rape men, Dumbo, Trad-Con conservative
women like your 'wife' do. Lol I just have to put 'wife' in quotes because the notion
that any woman today is any man's actual 'wife' is hilariously stupid. 94% of
marriages today end before the 10 year mark & 80% of the time it's because the
wife is fucking around like all married women fuck around with other men with no
shame at all. Claiming a female is your 'wife' nowadays is as retarded as sitting ona park bench and declaring it's yours. It's not, like your wife it's public property. Andeveryone 'sits' on her. LOL!
Science has created a human egg without the input of women, and they're also creating artificial wombs, to grow babies outside of a woman's womb. This will make women obsolete in the near future. Marriage and divorce will be unnecessary.
Free Speech
Women in the U.S. today have already become obsolete- for the last 40 years they've been aborting more of their babies than having babies because women in the U.S. have become pure evil thanks to feminism.Thus why whites have been below replacement birth rates for decades.
A)Worthless in the workplace/even have to lower all standards for womenB) Too toxic & vile for marriage C) Too STD infested & false accusing for casual sex D) Won't even have babies/can't even get that right they're such losers *What does that mean? Women in the U.S. have become USELESS FEEDERS.*
All that's left to do is round them up & put them in FEMA camps or maybe sell them to other countries. Our women are certainly of no use to us anymore & worse have become too dangerous & a financial drain.
He lasted longer then i would have.
Yeah I think about the 10s mark would have been the end.
I think 15 seconds into the video is the point I would have ended the date. Seriously.
The longer a man sits there and takes that behavior the more a "feminist" is reinforced to continue it.
Bill Anderson
Why are you verified? Who are you?
funny how this is satire but just yesterday my friend's sister was telling me how she started an argument with her date because her date assumed that the uber driver that drove her to that date was a man. and so she said "so you think women cant be uber drivers?!"
Did you tell her she'll never get married with that attitude? If not then you did her a disservice.
@@user-pv9pv4xf9c Unfortunately, the feminist types wouldn't find "you'll never get married" as a reason to change their behavior....they generally are of the "oh, so you think I NEED a man?! How dare you!" types.
@@ohfortheloveofguacamole6803 natural selection, my friend lol. Sure most women will have that knee jerk reaction at first, but when they get home at night and think about what you said, which THEY WILL, lol, they'll realize the truth, and either change their ways or double down deeper into the cult, which is 3rd wave feminism.
@@user-pv9pv4xf9c Even though I'm a woman....I find feminists difficult to understand or get along with. And I never had those "knee jerk" reactions. Probably the reason I didn't scare off my husband when we first started dating. And now we've been married more than 10 years.
Any person who says a woman doesn't need a man is in denial of simple facts. Men and women have complementing strengths....the only problem with many women today is that they try to deny their own natural skills and abilities to try acting more like men. Such foolishness. No wonder so many women are unhappy.
@@ohfortheloveofguacamole6803 interesting you say that. I'm a writer and I'm working on a book series with primarily female superheroes, but they don't act like men, like Jessica Jones, they're still women: beautiful and feminine and fun, and, yes, often crazy haha.
But I saw that new Ms. Marvel trailer and I cringed. Another chick trying to act like cool like a guy instead of charming like a girl.
And THIS is why therapists are doing so well, economically.
I would be laughing except I actually had a date just like this. I never actually made it as far as he did. Once she brought up her stress from Trump and the war on women, I just got up and left. I told the waitress that she will be paying for the check so that she feels empowered. I got a text later that night saying "If I was a real man I would have paid the bill."
The reply to that text should be "If you were a real woman, I would have paid it."
ronin10bt savage
@@ronin10bt LOL
@@ronin10bt
LMFAO. Best comment of the day!
Should have told her that REAL MEN died in REAL WARS to protect her freedom so she could take her "war on women" bs and shove it up her ass!
Literally the moment a man finds out a woman has even a slight inclination toward feminism he would be a fool to not stand up and leave, no exceptions, none.
*3rd wave feminism
@Martin Green Oldest phrase in the world - "many fish in the sea". It's really true though. Many guys (myself included of course) get into the mind set that they/we can bring them back into the fold but the fact is that as long as we were learning baseball, chivalry, etc, they were being indoctrinated. Could you, me, any guy unlearn things we have loved and enjoyed since being kids? Very unlikely as it completely changes who we are as individuals so the same goes with them. They cannot be helped unless/until THEY themselves recognize what they have become and, on their own, do the work.
So my point stands in my eyes, the very moment a man realizes that he is best served to cut ties in totality as the cons outweigh any possible pro by monumental margin.
Any feminism or just the weird third wave feminism?
Well if she was kinda on the edge or she just called herself a feminist and just accepted whatever feminists told her, I would try to educate her first and if she wasn’t open to learning then I would leave.
100%
Yes chivalry is dead and women killed it and this is exactly how 😂😂😂😂
Feminists turn chivalry into shrivelry.
@Mr T
NOPE... NOT RAPE...
Just "nonconsenting sex" would be more accurate !
ROFLMFAO
Chivalry didn’t die, it committed suicide.
One of my favorite Dave Chappelle quotes!
Apparently, spelling is dead too.
I heartily encourage my husband to open doors, and order for me. I’m not a feminist, I love my manly husband and appreciate everything he does for me. Women like this are miserable, always looking for the worst in everyone. What an awful way to live.
A man who knows what you like to eat and what you might be in the mood for and orders for you is a gentleman.
Amen sister! My fiancé is the same x
Trying to figure out what you want to eat while also trying to figure out what someone else may possibly be wanting at that moment, take out the guess work 🤣
Sorry, did you ask your husband permission before posting your opinion on the internet?
@@Msstakeable To bad no one will love YOU like that.
Modern feminist ruined the basic aspect of forming a family...
As planned.
they ruined everything.
It was never such a strong concept anyway since females have a sex drive also, some stronger than others, this species was never meant to be monogamous in the first place, and this is being highly exploited in the West
Perfect. Probably didn't even need a script.
Chivalry has been brutally murdered and gutted. lol
Daniel Smith it got stabbed in the back crawled away and bled to death in a dark alley
It died a slow death when feminists chopped off its balls and stuck them in their purses.
And then the guts were kicked, tossed in a fire and incinerated, then feminists pissed all over the ashes, and threw the pee-ash mix in other men's faces, and then went along whining and complaining more about men...
@130starfish Feminist bitches bitch to hear their heads rattle.
Me - so tell me about yourself
Date - well I'm a proud femi...
Me - we aren't gonna work out take care good day
Date - but i was
Me - i said good day
Forgot the part about "Backs away slowly and upon reaching 20 ft, runs screaming in terror." LOL
Like a boss.
are you not ashamed? are you not embarrassed? dis is embarrassing, you should be embarrassed
@@labhraidhcostello3871 shit I don't need hair to have game and even if my standards were as low as your I.Q. I still wouldn't date a feminist!
@@labhraidhcostello3871 good for you. What rights don't women have? All I even hear is how strong and independent women are but their so oppressed and how educated women are but they want the government to pay their student debt.
damn, that was brutal. these chicks make life hard for the rest of us. very insightful guys
As a Native NYer I can say that this is NOT satire, it's a documentary. When I marry, it will be to a Conservative small town girl who actually values having a family. Dating in this feminist, liberal cesspool is akin to playing Russian roulette with your manhood, I am literally surrounded with all these snooty, holier than thou progressive princesses. I'd definitely marry you, Allie.
Goodluck
Must really suck being a young person today. Trying to date with the vast majority of Dolts turned into NPC.
i stopped. it became pointless.
100% it is! I focus on my life and my career, trying to buy my my first place
I literally became asexual by choice about 6 years ago. It's not exactly a "happy" life, but it sure is peaceful. The opposite sex on average is exhausting. If only I didn't have this chemically induced urge to have sex with women (which I wouldn't want to change) life would be a lot easier.
tinder , buy hookers or master no fap
The guy is missing the point (and I know Allie is a keeper herself and playing a role here). If you find one of these...you get up, get in your car and forget the experience quickly. There are millions of decent, smart and reasonable women...this is an example of a throwback.
And then you get an article written about you and how men don't know how to be respectful. Or you end up as a viewer submission on The Real.
" There are millions of decent, smart and reasonable women... " But there are 150 million who aren't
A 'throwback' to when, the days of the pussy hats- all those long, long years ago? This is contemporary.
I’m happily engaged to my man who treats me like a princess. I respect his masculinity and he respects my femininity. However, our opinions and feelings are both equal and we respect each other as people. Isn’t this the way relationships should be?
I am glad that you are happy.
Yes, exactly.
Nope. The only way for you is - kitchen and bed. And being silent all the time.
@@ka81alex what a douche you are..
Hmmmmnnn....my guess is that all that will change after the 'I do'....well, has it??
Will you accept the challenge to provide an update as of 26/Nov/2020 regarding your engagement and marriage and ....?
(my guess is ...you will not). Hilarious.
The only thing funny about this is knowing Allie Beth actually disagrees with all of the things she's saying.
I'm a mature woman who's a baby boomer and I am really sorry for guys in the younger generations.
Thankfully I did not contribute to the gene pool of horrible idiots called "feminists".
You guys are really screwed. My sincerest sympathies.
I'm a woman and I'm starting to believe that feminism is destroying relationships through natural behavior changes... So sad
@The Absolute Madman Holy crap what happened? That sounds awful :0
The Absolute Madman i dont understand. How did you secure that second job if you did not inform a previous manager of yours for recommendation to said job? Did she recommend you ANYWAY?
Well you are a lucky man and you should take her out for dinner!
@The Absolute Madman
She wanted you man!
"I'm sure there's lots of bacon brought home by you" lol
308 dislikes, must be the feminists out for deplatforming.
no deplatforming here! running 35 to 1 likes to dislikes. Figuring half the viewers are female, that's about one grumpy lady compared to sixteen ladies that get the joke.
Not very realistic.. she is too attractive, not overweight, hasn't got thick black plastic framed glasses and doesn't have red/blue/green hair
@UKGUY. YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THE NOSE RINGS AND THREE DOZEN TATTOOS !!!
...or no hair at all...
@Ch Pe well she could have those for all we know lol
Wow. Nailed it. I hear NBC is looking to replace Megyn.
I've been alone my entire life, and despite my terminal insecurities, this just makes me feel a bit comforted.
"it is not good for the man to be alone (genesis 2:18)."
@@inactiveuser555 PREACH
My God, it's true! I usually think of Allie as an attractive person, but seeing that "faux feminism" acting job she performed excellently? The *ugly* shot right to the surface and shown through! I was physically sick to my stomach by the end. Give this girl an Oscar!
My stomach too.
I'm not the only one? This literally made my stomach tense up and start to feel sick.
Her New Democratic Party video is spot on.
Yes it is and is the best political ad I’ve ever seen
Her white house briefing gotcha questions are even better.
Man she just put that out a few days ago this comment is from 2 years ago, i got chills...
@@paulmasters8666 There was more than the one, but the newest one was really funny.
Is this how women are like nowadays? That woman looks about my age and I couldn't even think about acting that way. My husband opens my door, pays for dinner and all the gentleman things. I am sorry to all the men that have to deal with that.
It's true...this is the sad reality men are faced with now.
To put it simple, yes, that's precisely how the average woman nowadays behaves.
Anonymous Bastard agreed, I tend to stick to Filipinas myself. A bit crazy but very feminine and generally great in bed.
Feminists: *Kills chivalry*
Also Feminists: "Chivalry is dead"
There are people ACTUALLY like this!!! HOW HIDEOUS!!
By the time a feminist is 50 or 60, it will have been years and years since any male had any interest whatsoever, and there's no one to complain to. Then what? Bitterness and cats, that's what.
Sounds like my daughter's mother in law.. LMAO
Cats need homes too.
I can tell you what happens. It will be cats and dogs, and probably lesbianism.
@@davidbehsman3324 Nah, got a guy at work who keeps bugging me to go out with him. I keep telling him my cats are all I need and since menopause I have no interest in sex.
He still askes, and tells me that he thinks I'm beautiful..
I just thank him and turn him down. I know those feminazies would have turned that nice guy into HR for that, but I'm much too old for that nonsense.
This is hilarious. Spot on!
This poor dude is trying so dang hard...just leave the check for her to cover and run!
By the way, the proper response for the "guy "on this date should have been to excuse himself to go to the bathroom, and keep walking and drive away.
Take your burger. Leave the check.
Like the classic Simpsons gag: hurried footsteps followed by a car door slamming, tires squealing and then the sound of a jet taking off lol.
LOLOL awesome, every college girl ever
Wow,I'm out of college 25 years,is this true?
@@sosuapimp8449 Not all of em, but a lot. Also depends on what college too ofc
Men these days are screwed lmao
@@sterlingholobyte You should see Brown.
@@sosuapimp8449 If Gender Studies weren't rampant, perhaps the pendulum could swing back.
A scene from the "Perfect" LIBERAL date. Thank you both.
Is this legit?!? God help me get back into the dating scene. No wonder these women say there are “no good guys” lol they are all running from these chicks (yes I said chick)
@@Hardworkbuildscharacter are you telling me you don’t understand obvious sarcasm? Ha rude.
StephyLynnF Thank you for your post. Thank you for not freaking out over the word "chick". Feminism is not about equality and justice. It is White Genocide. Feminism is like methamphetamine: it gives the user a feeling of unlimited power, but it destroys white families. Of course Feminists are correct about abuses and wrongdoings against women and girls, and all that sort of thing. But Feminists don't want to be equal, women are equal now, Feminists want revolutionary satanic destruction of white men, white families, the USA and Western Civilization. Thank you for your post. You are one of the good ones.
@@jeffreyreeves9854 😊 thanks and I agree.
Brazilian here: I never knew the "chick" has a negative connotation. Was it like this in the 90's and 2000's?
@@diogofarias1822 I think it was popular in the 60s-80s it was fine in the early 90s but especially after the “new” women’s right and #metoo movement happened, it socially became inflammatory and derogatory to that subject of females. I also think it depends on how it is used. But for the most part with the current snowflake culture at least in the U.S. it’s not looked at favorably.
I’m in my mid 30s but if I had a group of friends who said I was a “cool chick” I’d take it as a compliment. It’s ok for girls to say it but somehow insensitive and objectifying if a male says it 🤣🤣 I think people are just after drama...(watch the responses in the comment section and see if it’s true🤭)
This channel needs to explode in popularity.
Oh crap reminds me of a date I went on back in the day just add talk of the environment and Al Gore. She asked if I wanted to come to her place too but I passed, no good could come of that.
@@typeNtardis Seriously!!! I was scared, that was the last blind date I've been on lol
Sadly the 6 who disliked it were exactly who this was about. Fantastic job. The more dislikes the better when the point is PROVEN! Allie you are the best!
I'm willing to bet that half of the dislikes are from men who actually married women like this and don't think it's funny to be reminded what life is like everyday for them.
Allie’s comedic chops are so strong and she’s really convincing in the role. She never misses.
Romanticism is dead. I dread the possibility of ever losing my GF... Putting myself out there again scares the shit out of me.
It makes me want to record everything that's going on at all times, like using a Life-Logger, just to protect my credibility and honor so I don't lose my career and life.
BREAK UP WITH YOUR GF, WASTE OF TIME. YOU WILL BE MUCH HAPPIER IN THE END.
@@downfromkentuckeh ?
😂😂😂 the end was classic I'm sure it has been killed 😂
😂
On our second date my future wife and I were discussing how many children each of us wanted. 31 years and going. Cut right to the chase. I eliminated a score of women that way.
This comment combined with the cute dimpled kid in the photo 😂🤣
So, how many then? 😃
Há! Sounds like me and my husband!
@@legolover6619 Yes, cute one day,
Old fart now.
@@HerrMikael
she said she thought 3, maybe 4, I told her I wanted a pair of each and a tie breaker.
We have 4.
"Chivalry really is dead"
"I'm pretty sure it's been killed"
HA!