First Date Gone Feminist w/ Cabot Phillips

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 19 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 4,5 тис.

  • @HoosierThrottle
    @HoosierThrottle 6 років тому +4015

    The scary part is that even though this is satire, it's really not that far off the mark.

    • @datgreedymouse6860
      @datgreedymouse6860 6 років тому +6

      Ikr!?!

    • @ElectricalExistence
      @ElectricalExistence 6 років тому +58

      You should all realize that you can't satirize the left, because then they just clamor to one up your sarcasm with their insanity.

    • @MrPGC137
      @MrPGC137 6 років тому +28

      Yeah, really! It's so accurate, it's chilling! Of course, that's usually the best satire: The kind that's so close to the mark that very little exaggeration is even necessary.

    • @Lysander-Spooner
      @Lysander-Spooner 6 років тому +25

      Are you sure it is satire?

    • @cathyknott9062
      @cathyknott9062 6 років тому +3

      You don't recognize the actors?

  • @barcrrt850
    @barcrrt850 6 років тому +2216

    This same kind of crap has happened to me. As soon as I realized what was happening, I excused myself to the men's Room and never came back.

    • @guidosanchez4516
      @guidosanchez4516 6 років тому +134

      Good strategy

    • @Kariegoz
      @Kariegoz 6 років тому +283

      Just start witnessing to her about Jesus Christ. People that full of hate can't stand being told about the love of God.

    • @sethmarquez6076
      @sethmarquez6076 6 років тому +26

      Kariegoz truth!

    • @CNubel
      @CNubel 6 років тому +27

      Good move. Always get out of the line of fire.

    • @elli003
      @elli003 6 років тому +56

      I had a date like that too. I dropped her off in the parking lot ........... during a light rain. LOL

  • @GeneHill
    @GeneHill 6 років тому +332

    I really felt bad for this guy, even knowing it was a skit.

    • @JesusisKing222
      @JesusisKing222 6 років тому +21

      Me too! And as a mom to 4 sons, I'm worried for their future.

    • @cjohn3937
      @cjohn3937 6 років тому +4

      right?

    • @freespeech8030
      @freespeech8030 6 років тому +3

      Margaret There's always the priesthood. 🧐

    • @averagefemale3731
      @averagefemale3731 6 років тому

      #metoo

    • @TodaysDante
      @TodaysDante 6 років тому +2

      LOL - Probably because you can see it happening in real life.
      I know I can.

  • @rngrtt3689
    @rngrtt3689 4 роки тому +299

    "-I guess chivalry is dead..."
    "-I'm pretty sure it was killed."
    That delivery is gold.

  • @thymark
    @thymark 6 років тому +2845

    Girl you play it good. I actually started to hate the girl after several seconds. This is a good acting, lets hope it is.

    • @thymark
      @thymark 6 років тому +23

      @Royale with cheese you do understand Sarcasm, do you

    • @MrCryptler69
      @MrCryptler69 6 років тому +42

      Just don't call her an "Actress"

    • @frankdn109
      @frankdn109 6 років тому +29

      I did too! Even though I knew she was playing a part, she played it so well I couldn't help but to despise her. :-)

    • @thymark
      @thymark 6 років тому +9

      OK, OK, I just thinked about a little more and found a mistake in the whole thing. She is to nice ( fuckable ) to play a feminist.

    • @jumpinjojo
      @jumpinjojo 6 років тому +3

      thymark Dude, it's a scripted skit. Are you fucking unconscious??

  • @mindysworld4782
    @mindysworld4782 6 років тому +495

    Hahaha... "Chivalry is really dead" "I'm pretty sure it has been killed". Best! Line! EVER!!!!!!

    • @arnieus866
      @arnieus866 6 років тому +14

      "Chivalry is really dead and women killed it".

    • @mindysworld4782
      @mindysworld4782 6 років тому +14

      @@arnieus866 not all women. Unfortunately, those of us who aren't like this, get the fall out too.

    • @wysestone
      @wysestone 6 років тому +7

      @@mindysworld4782 I wouldn't be worried about getting any fallout from things like this. Any guy worth his salt and that is chivalrous wouldn't let something like this stop him from being himself on future dates.

    • @OneCatholicSpeaks
      @OneCatholicSpeaks 6 років тому +5

      The real fun irony is she says this right after being offended by the fact that he offered to pay the bill.

    • @derekthompson5731
      @derekthompson5731 6 років тому +4

      What's not so funny is that I've heard this exact same line come out of the mouth of a woman... who also frequently bemoans the "patriarchy"... Yes, today's (feminist) woman really IS that scatter-brained and self-contradictory

  • @DarthBalsamic
    @DarthBalsamic 6 років тому +672

    This reminds me of a female I met at my job once. She was supremely attractive, was cool to hang out with from time to time, and so on, and then she started talking about feminism, and my interest went to zero. Lol

    • @sosuapimp8449
      @sosuapimp8449 6 років тому +68

      I just bought a feminism sucks T shirt,I cant wait to where it around Manhattan

    • @TriggeredJelly
      @TriggeredJelly 6 років тому +40

      Please, please, please, report back how it went! lol

    • @raz1616
      @raz1616 6 років тому +5

      @@sosuapimp8449 you the real edgelord

    • @DarthBalsamic
      @DarthBalsamic 6 років тому +25

      @@sosuapimp8449 Be careful in the subway and in Times Square or Soho, feminists will likely attempt to stone you. Lol

    • @DarthBalsamic
      @DarthBalsamic 6 років тому +6

      @james c Haha...she just may do that. She was a wacky one once I got down to what she thought about things.

  • @masterbulgokov
    @masterbulgokov 4 роки тому +854

    Married. Haven't dated in 25+ years. Wasn't really considering a change, but now I think I'm going to go tell my wife how much I love and appreciate her, and beg her never to leave.

    • @mariobros7834
      @mariobros7834 4 роки тому +36

      Big mistake

    • @theelderelk5582
      @theelderelk5582 4 роки тому +52

      Noo! No begging dude it's a bad move

    • @HuStLeBuniiie
      @HuStLeBuniiie 4 роки тому +4

      Great idea women of my generation are very woke code for insane.

    • @sup9542
      @sup9542 4 роки тому +10

      Millennials and Gen Z girls have been super sensitive like this. It comes down to social media putting everyone in bubbles. Thankfully I do see that as Millennials are getting into their 30's they are lightening up, at least the ones who are too busy actually working to sit around whining.

    • @RandomPerson-nd2ey
      @RandomPerson-nd2ey 4 роки тому +13

      As a fellow married man, I agree with you. However, I have to agree with the other people here on the "no begging" bit. If you treat her like a celebrity, she will view you as a fan. Sure, compliment her on doing a great job but don't beg her to stay. Instead, point out ways you're doing a good job as well and say that you do them because you take your role as her husband seriously. I could go on but you get the jist.
      Edit: Complimenting her on what she does well is positive reinforcement thus she will put even more focus on those things. Women enjoy approval and will keep doing what gets them praised. I know it's a weird way to think of it but... think of it like a kid trying to get their Dad's approval. If Dad says they did a great job with their drawing and hangs one on the fridge, that fridge is going to end up covered with them.

  • @ohtehlolz
    @ohtehlolz 6 років тому +696

    I've had a date like this. She told me she had been raped about halfway through dinner on our first date.
    I do CSI, and she asked me if men get raped. I said yes, men are raped by both men and women. She inquired further, and I told her about a case I worked where a man was nearly raped to death because his rectum became detached and he almost bled out.
    She laughed. Gotta love those double standards.

    • @batteringram4822
      @batteringram4822 6 років тому +93

      Edit: Reading stuff like this makes me actually hate women (not just kinda).
      It sucks, because I'm a woman.... :(
      This world is crap.

    • @amunraankh
      @amunraankh 6 років тому +44

      @@batteringram4822 LOL! I Understand what you mean; but try your best not to hate women, or even apologize for women. Just be a better person and better woman than these types. Show love and respect, and receive love and respect. 😊

    • @portgasdann3389
      @portgasdann3389 6 років тому +9

      I will lose my mind if this sjw thing goes longer.

    • @GiveMeYourEyes947
      @GiveMeYourEyes947 6 років тому +26

      Oh that's not just double standards. That's a complete and utter disrespect for life or empathy for what that man went through. It makes me sick to know there are people like that out there.

    • @Chrisiamtheluciddream
      @Chrisiamtheluciddream 6 років тому +8

      Speaks volumes about a chick wanting to know about broken rectum's during dinner.

  • @GabrielEddy
    @GabrielEddy 6 років тому +1286

    Mandatory question before any first date:
    “Are you a feminist?” Is she answers “Yes,” run.

    • @planetbenji1493
      @planetbenji1493 6 років тому +85

      Sásta Vista....No, it doesn't. It very accurately describes feminism and how it tries to reduce men to blithering idiots because....because....MUH OPPRESSION.

    • @BodieVBS2fsxA2Gmod
      @BodieVBS2fsxA2Gmod 6 років тому +37

      This Sasta person is fried. Most 3rd wave feminists are like that. They are now called Feminazi's is the us for a reason. We font need it in the US anymore. Maybe the middle east? Where you get stoned to death for simple things like, taking off your hijab, for example.

    • @BodieVBS2fsxA2Gmod
      @BodieVBS2fsxA2Gmod 6 років тому +17

      @@oceanscene22 Sásta Vista where did I say that Sasta is a feminist or a girl. You dont need to be a girl to be a feminist FYI, you misogynistic biggot. I dis agree with, the boy Burnie Sanders being able to fix anything, and the people on the left are mostly the more violent non tolerent, non accepting people. And most feminist here in the US of A are Feminazies. (Like 90%)

    • @BodieVBS2fsxA2Gmod
      @BodieVBS2fsxA2Gmod 6 років тому +22

      @@oceanscene22 didnt the left literally cry when trump won? And on his MAGA verserry, the left went out in multiple citys to yell and cry at the sky. Sooooo

    • @ltsallwood
      @ltsallwood 6 років тому +7

      @@oceanscene22 FOUND THE FEMINIST.

  • @jeffdianebald
    @jeffdianebald 6 років тому +457

    .... that's my daughter, and I'm terrified.

    • @jcjbike
      @jcjbike 6 років тому +51

      Diane.. Nothing you can do. She has been reprogrammed.

    • @jeffdianebald
      @jeffdianebald 6 років тому +83

      @CJ Em ... I'm trying... these kids are nuts. Everything we say is racist. I said the cat was getting fat this weekend and she called me out. As God as my witness.

    • @neptuneconsus4992
      @neptuneconsus4992 6 років тому +9

      @@jeffdianebald Probably she Will change as she matures.

    • @nkn8820
      @nkn8820 6 років тому +34

      Stop buying her shit and pampering her make her get a job

    • @h3ll0gudbye
      @h3ll0gudbye 6 років тому +5

      @@nkn8820 Agreed, kids like that usually only behave that way because 1) they have too much time on their hands and 2) they spend too much time surrounded by the wrong types of people.
      Once you make her get a job, or keep her busy with activities where she's forced to interact with a lot of different kids etc, she'd probably start behaving like a normal person soon enough.

  • @youdagoob
    @youdagoob 3 роки тому +195

    The only thing Beth was missing to really get into character, was a half-shaved head with a good dose of blue hair dye on the side with remaining hair.

  • @Bobsheaux
    @Bobsheaux 6 років тому +669

    "Wow... Chivalry's really dead."
    "I'm pretty sure it's been killed."
    Mic-drop! XD

    • @cobaltrebel3133
      @cobaltrebel3133 6 років тому +6

      Best part!

    • @jordanroberts7931
      @jordanroberts7931 6 років тому +4

      It's been murdered and then brought back to life and tortured.

    • @sahiel5
      @sahiel5 6 років тому +8

      chivalry is dead - and women killed it...

    • @harfast10
      @harfast10 6 років тому +2

      And then they pissed on its grave.

    • @sahiel5
      @sahiel5 6 років тому

      @I am not Dale Gribble yep

  • @DRake-jt2zs
    @DRake-jt2zs 6 років тому +312

    Unfortunately, I dated a lady like that once. It was so bad, that I excused myself to the restroom before our order was taken. She called my cell phone about 30 minutes later to find out where I was. I told her I was having wings and beer at a sports bar. She asked me how I expected her to get home. I told
    her, "I'm sure a man could figure it out". Needless to say, she hung up on me. And for some odd reason, she never called me again.

    • @hugolindum7728
      @hugolindum7728 6 років тому +24

      I did exactly the same for exactly the same reason. Went to the toilet. Just left her and went.

    • @MichaelDavis-cy4ok
      @MichaelDavis-cy4ok 6 років тому +20

      ...and your world is a better place. ;)

    • @brainmind4070
      @brainmind4070 6 років тому +30

      "I'm sure a man could figure it out" lol

    • @gallopingalumphus5390
      @gallopingalumphus5390 6 років тому +9

      Why she never called again? Musta been the wings, dude. Couldn't have been the beer.

    • @kyjo72682
      @kyjo72682 6 років тому +14

      Seems cowardly. Why didn't you just confront her openly and end the date like a normal person?

  • @GrammarPaladin
    @GrammarPaladin 6 років тому +472

    "I guess chivalry is really dead"
    "I'm pretty sure it was killed"
    Best line

    • @fuzzykeuh
      @fuzzykeuh 4 роки тому +5

      And becoming more true every day, as long as hardcore feminists get much more attention and advertising then they should. They believe that female hosts/models should stop doing their job they love, because they believe it's objectifying (they allready managed to achieve that races don't have gridgirls anymore, victoria secret shows stopped, etc.). And they think, holding the door open for someone else is sexist... Hard to have a normal conversation if that's how far they gone in the mind. Even giving a compliment is sexist if a man says it to a woman. Just google how Keanu Reeves poses for phtographs these days. Because another celebrity got convicted for sexual harresment based on a 5 year old picture where he was putting his arm around a fan, that btw asked for the picture herself and was touching him also!!! That's how far it's gone, and that's what kills chivalry quickly. Well that and the tinder-digital area. No real human interactions needed anymore to meet someone, just swipe and shag. I fear for the new generation not being able to form meaningful relationships. Cuz they grew up all their life on short time dopamine rushes, they don't know anything else.

    • @nicholaslin1630
      @nicholaslin1630 3 роки тому +4

      Chivalry is not actually the main thing that feminism has killed. The other is the birth rate of white couples. They are marrying later and are not average two children per couple - which is the optimal average. And the loss of chivalry has played a major part in that. By encouraging women to prioritize their career over have a second child or in some cases having a child at all. But because most influential feminists are either young women or are lesbians/bisexuals/other this issue is selectively ignored.

    • @Boots3962
      @Boots3962 3 роки тому +1

      @@nicholaslin1630 and the fact there are movements called MLTOW, men disgusted with todays females and how pathetic some can be. Choosing the solitary life and living extremely happily

    • @mele2904
      @mele2904 3 роки тому

      Historically chivalry was just warriors on horseback being good at warriors on horseback. It was nothing to do with how to talk to women. It was about running through enemy soldiers with a spear or lance.

    • @GrammarPaladin
      @GrammarPaladin 3 роки тому +2

      @@mele2904 What you refer to is indeed mounted combat if we trace etymology, however some brainlets later on decided to write and romanticize the role of Heavy Cavalry and Knights in an era where they use of Shock cavalry was in decline. Thus the contemporary understanding of chivalry was born, wherein men are taught to act with 'high class', that befitting of actual nobility, and did detail how 'true' men should act and treat a woman.

  • @samuvisser
    @samuvisser 4 роки тому +205

    "So you're assuming its a woman again"
    "Ah there she is"

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 4 роки тому +14

      I was expecting him to say, "Well, she already came by to introduce herself, and her name was Wendy." He'd probably get attacked for paying attention to the server.

  • @katiejon17
    @katiejon17 6 років тому +2215

    I couldn't even laugh. I actually have seen women act this way.

    • @johnng4596
      @johnng4596 6 років тому +55

      Lol that moment when it's suddenly not funny

    • @jaxthedisintegrator8096
      @jaxthedisintegrator8096 6 років тому +8

      @graham buckley What the... i mean you...
      but... ???
      😂🤐😮 i'm confused!!!

    • @johnperdue7541
      @johnperdue7541 6 років тому +4

      They're not acting.......

    • @12B4Christ
      @12B4Christ 6 років тому +14

      191 replies to your two sentences so far. Rule number 1: These are not women. They are females, but most assuredly not women.

    • @12B4Christ
      @12B4Christ 6 років тому +4

      Excuse me, 191 likes so far. Wonder what these females are going to do when men avoid them like the plague for a few years. I mean all of them who behave this way. Can you spell hysteria?

  • @markthomas9769
    @markthomas9769 6 років тому +128

    Unfortunately, this isn't even really a joke. It's very, very close to reality.

    • @DatJewia
      @DatJewia 6 років тому

      Mark Thomas it is???

    • @TheWoodfordreserve
      @TheWoodfordreserve 6 років тому +6

      Lana - You're either a hermit or you don't live in a major city.

    • @DatJewia
      @DatJewia 6 років тому +2

      S. J. Lol I’m both a hermit and I don’t live in a major city

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 5 років тому

      Lana Lang
      I'm guessing you're a woman? If you don't know what feminism is, that automatically puts you in the top 10 percent of women.

  • @northerniggy8261
    @northerniggy8261 6 років тому +133

    Unrealistic.. hair not blue enough!

  • @hcsd48
    @hcsd48 4 роки тому +618

    When Chuck Norris goes on a date with a feminist.. He comes home with his shirt ironed.

    • @sunandan0
      @sunandan0 4 роки тому +11

      underrated comment

    • @r.blakehole932
      @r.blakehole932 4 роки тому +13

      Best superhuman Chuck Norris joke yet!

    • @jonny777bike
      @jonny777bike 4 роки тому +25

      And with a sandwich made for him.

    • @SimonASNG
      @SimonASNG 4 роки тому +5

      Ha, a new one. Got me to snort.

    • @mikelp72
      @mikelp72 4 роки тому +2

      YES!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @joepaul1814
    @joepaul1814 6 років тому +148

    Hahahaha you are hilarious. I love the way you think and understand our current culture. Thank you for your voice and all you do

  • @rabbibacongrease88
    @rabbibacongrease88 6 років тому +133

    I guess whoever hit the dislike button must have seen themselves accurately represented in this video

    • @kevinmorgan_truth
      @kevinmorgan_truth 6 років тому +2

      Or felt pain like I did. It was painful more than funny.

    • @thotsaboutGod
      @thotsaboutGod 6 років тому

      The good news is it's only .014 % of the responses... .014 too many I might add

  • @clutch1141
    @clutch1141 6 років тому +441

    I had a date like this a couple of years ago. After I realized the situation it was actually fun subtly trolling her. Make her think you're on board with pc culture, then let a few strategically placed slips come out. The goal is to see how much of her time you can waste until she realizes you're laughing at her.

    • @GroudFrank
      @GroudFrank 6 років тому +20

      Alright, I'll try that!

    • @Chris-sb9hr
      @Chris-sb9hr 6 років тому +44

      fun and games until she makes up some lie about you or accuses you of doing something you didnt....

    • @1995texasaggie
      @1995texasaggie 6 років тому +19

      I met her at a women's basketball game......a #metoo rally.........a Socialist fundraiser......an Atifa social......at Dianne Feinstein's house. Stay the Hell away from these girls. Let 'em get a small dog and wallow in their hatred.........alone.

    • @mdredheadguy1979
      @mdredheadguy1979 6 років тому +6

      John Lacy Now *THAT* is a plan I've got to try!!!!
      So I'm going to steal this idea, now to find a vict- ummm, test subject to try it on....

    • @superbeast4287
      @superbeast4287 5 років тому +13

      @@1995texasaggie damn bro...what do you have against small dogs? Haha

  • @UberBri
    @UberBri 5 років тому +640

    She is so good. Even got the creaky not so subtle vocal condescension down!

    • @horseman4now
      @horseman4now 4 роки тому +14

      Vocal fry.

    • @ResearcherofArabPagans
      @ResearcherofArabPagans 4 роки тому +21

      A year later... and after listening to Kamala speak with a creaky condescension with every breath... @brianbowman nailed it👍

    • @JSmoothSoul
      @JSmoothSoul 4 роки тому +10

      @130starfish she's married with a kid fool.

    • @terbentur2943
      @terbentur2943 4 роки тому +7

      Yea why do they do that? It is SO annoying

    • @Bristecom
      @Bristecom 3 роки тому +3

      I cannot stand women who have this kind of voice/accent. It's like the ultimate man repellant.

  • @scootover7
    @scootover7 6 років тому +152

    This is hilarious and truthful. Sadly if i had a first date like this I would instantly run run far away as possible. I love your satire and your democratic ad is excellent.

    • @publia2.053
      @publia2.053 6 років тому

      I wanted him to get up and leave halfway through. What times we live in.

    • @scootover7
      @scootover7 6 років тому +1

      @@publia2.053 I would have, but this is great satire to show what feminism is. I'm all for equal rights if it's realistic, the WNBA argument though is this, the NBA is more popular and has been around a lot longer. IF WNBA made the same as the NBA, there would be no WNBA. When i was working at a job one time, one woman got offended that I opened the door for her, and she said to me I'm not helpless and I can get my own door, I kept my mouth shut because I would have rather sit in silence than hear the screaming.

  • @concernedcitizen6577
    @concernedcitizen6577 6 років тому +184

    I have lived in San Francisco for 6 years and plenty of women are like this. I have even gone on dates with these feminists. The first feminist I dated, within 5 mins on our first date, she popped the question: "Are you a feminist?" I said: "I am gender egalitarian". "So you are not a feminist?!" She asked. Literally, every aspect of her life is within the framework of feminism. After that, I gone on dating a few other women in SF. However, before we even order coffee or anything, I just said: "I am not a feminist, I am an egalitarian. " and I waited for her response. If she is offended, at least I am not stuck with the bill or a lousy date!"

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 6 років тому

      Typical selfish and lazy.

    • @lumox7
      @lumox7 6 років тому +13

      The shit is not all on the sidewalks.

    • @stephenstrang590
      @stephenstrang590 6 років тому +1

      @@lumox7 Can I use that?

    • @djanitatiana
      @djanitatiana 6 років тому +1

      There's a moral obligation to advise ahead of time if you're a feminist.

    • @MichaelDavis-cy4ok
      @MichaelDavis-cy4ok 6 років тому +11

      Save time. Just ask them out for a steak dinner, and pick them up in a 30 year old pickup truck. It's like throwing holy water on a vampire. ;)

  • @j.c.castrillon1392
    @j.c.castrillon1392 6 років тому +196

    Hahahaha! As a part-time Uber driver, I can actually tell you that I've seen this play out in the back of my car on a weekend night more times than I would care to remember. I've mastered the art of laughing hysterically inside while keeping a straight face. Sad but true! Lol😂

    • @meghanmarquez3065
      @meghanmarquez3065 6 років тому +15

      J.C. Castrillon that makes me so sad. Those poor guys!

    • @Hope-Solos-Darkstar
      @Hope-Solos-Darkstar 6 років тому +10

      Don’t hold your joy in when you could laugh in a cancerous thots face

    • @leslieangela9114
      @leslieangela9114 6 років тому +2

      love it!!!!!!

    • @glamdring0007
      @glamdring0007 6 років тому +4

      Laugh on the outside dude...put up with no ones nonsense

    • @sebassanchezc-1379
      @sebassanchezc-1379 6 років тому +2

      😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😉😉😆😆😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

  • @edhill8341
    @edhill8341 4 роки тому +77

    Yeah I wasn’t laughing at this...it is a documentary

  • @elsad5810
    @elsad5810 6 років тому +1099

    This...isn't even exaggerated.

    • @lisamendez4309
      @lisamendez4309 4 роки тому +14

      I know, and it’s so sad.

    • @koolsmoothfan
      @koolsmoothfan 4 роки тому +3

      Ikr...SAD!

    • @osmoregulatoryorgan
      @osmoregulatoryorgan 4 роки тому +6

      @@lemur2882 Where do you meet these girls?? On the fringes of BLM protests?

    • @amandasmith5344
      @amandasmith5344 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah it’s like they have this chip on their shoulder. I wonder if they were abused as kids by men or something. They’re so bitter in real life!

    • @grizzlybear2702
      @grizzlybear2702 4 роки тому +2

      If you walk past a feminist while carrying a baby boy she would tell u to strangle him to death because she thinks his a future rapist.

  • @OFFF861
    @OFFF861 6 років тому +981

    I went on a date with a feminist...
    My trial start next week .

  • @annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239
    @annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239 6 років тому +566

    That was hard to watch... I wouldn't expect any guy to stick around for the entire date.

    • @gibransaliba8801
      @gibransaliba8801 5 років тому +15

      Anna's Original Remakes I would have left in an instant

    • @tjstrong3607
      @tjstrong3607 5 років тому

      wait,, my man,,, Christian California Conservative? Really,, so your so much better than my environmentally aware boyfriend,,, really....really ….

    • @lilbeaupeep3719
      @lilbeaupeep3719 4 роки тому

      He is looking for his 15 minutes on her coattails.

    • @annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239
      @annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239 4 роки тому

      @@lilbeaupeep3719 lol I just made a new video on my channel btw!

    • @jeffreyreeves9854
      @jeffreyreeves9854 4 роки тому +1

      The term "objectify" is straight from the Judeo-Christian tradition, in the segregation of the "flesh and spirit". The "piece of meat" routine is something that a Christian would say, and it is hilarious when an anti-Christ pushes Judeo-Christian values. Good point about not sticking around for the entire date. It is better to just fuck and skip the date.

  • @djhallmighty
    @djhallmighty 4 роки тому +560

    "Chivalry is dead."
    And women killed it.

    • @nicole-wf4pe
      @nicole-wf4pe 4 роки тому +24

      More like these types of women

    • @joelwillis2043
      @joelwillis2043 4 роки тому +10

      Pretty sure the end of feudalism killed it.

    • @zarroth
      @zarroth 4 роки тому +2

      @@joelwillis2043 considering its a military doctrine and not about interpersonal relationships, it's still very much alive. People misconstruing its principles are the problem with chivalry.

    • @ameliebowman5091
      @ameliebowman5091 4 роки тому +2

      haha sure, “don’t treat anyone like shit” also means you can’t open doors, that’s why chivalry is dead.

    • @SubsequentSauce
      @SubsequentSauce 4 роки тому +6

      - Dave Chappelle

  • @kristinamedinaagee3452
    @kristinamedinaagee3452 6 років тому +397

    This was 100% me in college 🙈 studied sociology, I was brainwashed. I really don’t understand why guys still liked me

    • @tvidenbe
      @tvidenbe 6 років тому +42

      You kinda cute, probably that why.

    • @spartanman5231
      @spartanman5231 6 років тому +3

      yeah Theo dor is right its because your cute

    • @painiscupcake5433
      @painiscupcake5433 6 років тому +80

      They didn't.
      But you had something they needed so they faked it

    • @akj7
      @akj7 6 років тому +16

      Kristina Agee, because some men are idiots and desperate to get accepted by someone or looking for a place to empty their sex drive.

    • @user-pv9pv4xf9c
      @user-pv9pv4xf9c 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, you're hot, but it's a good thing you snapped out of it, girl, because you need to get married to a winner now while you're still young and beautiful. Otherwise you'll be stuck choosing between losers such as myself!!! LOL

  • @handimanjay6642
    @handimanjay6642 6 років тому +62

    Funny. He was patient and tolerant. She was everything you don’t want in a date.

  • @LaFranceBonjour
    @LaFranceBonjour 6 років тому +64

    I met a girl, She was nice at first. After about 2 weeks she started with this feminist crap. I could not run away fast enough.

    • @grelly_chan8401
      @grelly_chan8401 6 років тому +4

      It really is safer for guys to ask before asking someone on a date I've had a guy in my class ask if I was a feminist I laughed and said no

    • @ryanphillips5591
      @ryanphillips5591 6 років тому +1

      La France sorry man its a damn shame

    • @Lilliz91
      @Lilliz91 6 років тому +2

      I tell guys I despise feminism and I’ve been actually shamed by feminist men and women. But I still say I’m not a fucking feminist and I don’t need it.

  • @rayandaas1695
    @rayandaas1695 4 роки тому +205

    This is real, That is women after they leave gender studies.

  • @doozerchuck8625
    @doozerchuck8625 6 років тому +107

    I had a dinner date with a "feminist" a while back. She had some hardcore feminist views. When it came time to leave and take care of the check, I asked if I could pay or would she prefer to split. She proceeded to tell me that "I didn't know how to treat a woman"
    Feminist want the best of both worlds, what to be equal AND want to be treated like a lady.... take your pick!

    • @brianmillar5075
      @brianmillar5075 6 років тому +8

      You should have said>>"Ok ok [with your hands raised in defeat] I'll let you pay for it" and then just turn and walk quickly away.

    • @geoffrobinson
      @geoffrobinson 6 років тому +3

      As Bill Burr joked, they treat life like a buffet. "I like the equal pay part. Oh, that's icky."

    • @MMaaddeelleeiinnee
      @MMaaddeelleeiinnee 6 років тому +6

      Equal? Rather privileged. Anyways, they don't really know what they want, that's the problem with frustration. They hate their own ideal world they proclaim.

    • @davester1970
      @davester1970 6 років тому +2

      The moment I find out a woman is a feminist, I kick her to the curb just as fast as if I found out she is a bigot.

    • @CourageDearHeart89
      @CourageDearHeart89 6 років тому +1

      That was really nice of you to ask. If the dude is still a stranger, I'd prefer to pay myself and I'm not a feminist.
      In case he is a crazy guy who expects something in return over something as trivial as dinner.

  • @JNYC-gb1pp
    @JNYC-gb1pp 6 років тому +69

    I live in New York and this is NOT satire - this is reality! The amount of times I've gotten into a conversation with someone over the most innocuous subject and its lead to these type of confrontations! Holy crap! You never know when this will happen and its incredibly annoying. You even captured the up-speak and contempt-laden vocal-fry.
    I was standing next to a girl at work in line at a buffet who i barely knew and she said to me - literally word for word - "i wonder how many of these men have raped someone?"

    • @mr.d.572
      @mr.d.572 6 років тому +16

      I know what you mean, I'm in New York too. They also expect the world from you. I asked one woman out on a date once who seemed pretty normal. All she did throughout the whole date was grill me about how much money I made, why I didn't make more, did I want to make more, why was I not more ambitious, etc. Then she proceeded to talk about her ex, who was some millionaire club owner, for the rest of the date. Needless to say, I never talked to her after that!

    • @logostruth1868
      @logostruth1868 6 років тому +14

      to which you reply: "I wonder how many of these men have been falsely accused of the most heinous crime, rape, by brainwashed feminists who have an axe to grind against their imaginary patriarchal boogeyman, and who think believing all women is virtuous and moral?"

    • @vincentrodriguez3420
      @vincentrodriguez3420 6 років тому +14

      @@logostruth1868 A buddy of mine once rejected a girl at a nightclub, who wanted a one night stand and then she falsely accused him of rape. She had obviously no evidence whatsoever, but the police still showed up at his house and took him with them. He was only lucky, that the "eyewitnesses" who just randomly happen to be all friends of her, contradicted each other, because they didn't arrange their story properly in advance. Otherwise he would have ended in jail for a very long time. So you see, there is really no way to be safe as a man anymore. Women these days are braindead tyrants.

    • @leslieangela9114
      @leslieangela9114 6 років тому

      shes not wrong!

    • @MichaelDavis-cy4ok
      @MichaelDavis-cy4ok 6 років тому +5

      @@vincentrodriguez3420 I'm amazed more guys don't start following the philosophy of, "If I'm going to go to jail, I might as well go for a good reason" and get out on bail and just punch the girl right on the jaw. SOOOO glad I'm out of the dating pool.

  • @wassup5000
    @wassup5000 6 років тому +921

    "Why cant I find a man?"

    • @cintaxic6430
      @cintaxic6430 6 років тому +35

      Cause they know how to hide. -_-

    • @Runeswik
      @Runeswik 5 років тому +4

      @@cintaxic6430 That's exactly why Antione Dodson said "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!"

    • @karanaima
      @karanaima 5 років тому +1

      Because they tryin so hard not to get one

    • @darthpanther247
      @darthpanther247 4 роки тому +1

      @@cintaxic6430 omg I lolled so hard

    • @user-pv9pv4xf9c
      @user-pv9pv4xf9c 4 роки тому +4

      "Where are all the good men??"

  • @audeamus1180
    @audeamus1180 3 роки тому +48

    Nothing defeats a "strong and independent" woman like the act of placing a bill or cheque on the table.

  • @patricklindsay72
    @patricklindsay72 6 років тому +54

    I laughed throughout this. Then I realized it was true, and I became sad again.

  • @JamesMiddletonDesign
    @JamesMiddletonDesign 6 років тому +45

    Been there, done that. I used to date a feminist. Couldn't say a single thing without being analysed, interrogated and treated like a 'patriarchy-tyrant'. Wonderful.

    • @doktork3406
      @doktork3406 6 років тому +3

      they say "toxic masculinity" but they love big biker cocks in them
      #doublestandards

  • @measl
    @measl 6 років тому +128

    *I had one of these "dates" in 1990. The only difference is it didn't last nearly as long: once I realized what was sitting across from me, I started talking about "my job" testing beauty products on Rabbits... It was over in under two minutes.*

  • @valorandstrength2829
    @valorandstrength2829 4 роки тому +144

    “Chivalry is dead.”
    “Pretty sure it’s been killed.”
    As a girl, this makes me say sad. 😞

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 4 роки тому +13

      And these kinds of women don't realize just how much they've killed it. Demonizing men for this kind of behavior, and they turn around and wonder why men aren't chivalrous. They also don't recognize the hypocrisy that chivalry is a gender role. Or that it generally means treating women as better. But it's only gender discrimination when it happens to women.

    • @mariobros7834
      @mariobros7834 4 роки тому +11

      All women killed it when they kept their pretty little mouths very well shut during the last 100 years of this escalating BS

    • @Msstakeable
      @Msstakeable 4 роки тому

      Yes, if only we had unruly gangs of knights for hire raping and murdering innocent people and requiring a code of conduct because their crimes have become unbearable. If only we lived in medieval England at its prime. Oh shucks.

    • @Christina-cf9ot
      @Christina-cf9ot 3 роки тому +9

      @@Msstakeable just because people fail to live up to a standard didn't mean the standard is bad.

    • @Msstakeable
      @Msstakeable 3 роки тому

      @@Christina-cf9ot no, but it doesn't mean it's the status quo either.

  • @schalkvandermerwe4160
    @schalkvandermerwe4160 6 років тому +118

    It’s funny because it’s true and sad

  • @alcoholandfun243
    @alcoholandfun243 6 років тому +213

    Wonder why the marriage and birth rates are plummeting... What man in his right mind would date something like that?

    • @alcoholandfun243
      @alcoholandfun243 6 років тому +5

      @Blazing Kugelblitz I can't disagree with you 🙂

    • @Rickuo
      @Rickuo 6 років тому +8

      The real reason for mass immigration is to fulfill the Kalergi Plan and to destroy "the West" in order to establish a world government ruled by the Illuminati bankster elite.

    • @sboz7387
      @sboz7387 6 років тому +2

      @Thomas McGill but waifu's can't HAVE children. Unless they are imaginary too and that still doesn't work. Isn't "waifu" an imaginary or anime character wife hence they don't physically exist in the real world.

    • @afrosheenix
      @afrosheenix 5 років тому +3

      @Benjamin Chevalier true. For every toxic feminist there's a basement beta ready to father a child he may never see again.

    • @andyman8630
      @andyman8630 4 роки тому +1

      at the end of the day, men are looking for the mother of their children - what fem/sjw/thot would any man want to mother his children? let their issues die with them

  • @Eastmaniac
    @Eastmaniac 6 років тому +24

    I'm a software engineer and this reminds me of a woman I work with. (I work in the auto industry) Everytime she has a question it somehow relates to why there aren't more women or minority managers....ads....programs....etc. She only talks about how things affect women for the most part. This same woman reported me for calling her "fat" because I said, to a group of people, that we should get treadmill desks (yes a thing), because they're awesome.
    Can't even make this stuff up.

  • @maxcross6846
    @maxcross6846 4 роки тому +35

    “I guess chivalry is really dead”
    “I’m pretty sure it has been killed”
    So funny

  • @JohnDoe-bf1fw
    @JohnDoe-bf1fw 6 років тому +65

    I had a date that went this bad. I picked up the check and put down enough money to cover my half and told her she was responsible for the rest. Oddly enough she waited to see if I would be interested in seeing her again. Without a word I turned and walked away and never saw or spoke with her ever again. ....fine by me. nasty....

  • @bootmender
    @bootmender 6 років тому +105

    I had to put up with this type of crap back in the 60’s. It was fun when I would get up and walk out and let them pay the check. It would piss them off when I could type 60 words a minute and could cook and sew better than them. My grandmother was a Home economics teacher and my Hero. She didn’t have much to do with liberal women!

    • @travisadams4470
      @travisadams4470 6 років тому +21

      I've had a few dates like this. The women would buy multiple glasses of their most expensive wine. I would have a beer or two. I'd get tired of hearing their crap. I'd reach into my pocket and pay cash for my beer and just walk out. The look on their faces when they realized they had to pay for their own wine. The best part is when one time the bartender busted out laughing. He knew what was up!

    • @geensloth911
      @geensloth911 6 років тому +10

      In my experience the strongest, smartest, most capable and independent women in my life have had little to nothing to do with feminism and liberalism.

    • @FlatEarthMath
      @FlatEarthMath 6 років тому +4

      +geensloth911 _"the strongest, smartest, most capable and independent women in my life have had little to nothing to do with feminism and liberalism."_ And I married one! How did I get to be so lucky? :-)

    • @gatortoob
      @gatortoob 6 років тому +3

      I'm in my 60's and never experienced ny woman like today's arrogant feminists.
      Back then gentlemen had the gonads to treat women like women and skanks like skanks, cuz with skanks, you knew that they ut out like a crack whore at a used car salesman convention and women, well, they were well worth paying respect for.

    • @jackaurier3519
      @jackaurier3519 6 років тому +2

      Do you guys have any other stories. I am 18 and trying to get this into my head.

  • @tomj528
    @tomj528 6 років тому +1191

    I recently learned that 20% of women are taking meds for their mental health issues. I found this extremely concerning as this means that 80% of women are walking around untreated!

    • @robertwarner1160
      @robertwarner1160 6 років тому +39

      boom lol

    • @jgrdunc1081
      @jgrdunc1081 6 років тому +20

      LOLOLOL!!! the sad thing is ... this could be (if we were enlightened i guess) extremely rude and not at all funny. I think it is hilarious .... but to clarify, you are joking correct? LOL

    • @tomj528
      @tomj528 6 років тому +23

      @@jgrdunc1081 Walk around for a few days paying close attention to the women you come across then you tell me! ;)

    • @jgrdunc1081
      @jgrdunc1081 6 років тому +31

      @@tomj528 hey ... happily married to a man i love and respect, love my beautiful daughter .... not at all involved in any of the rhetoric these days pitting men and women against each other ... soooooooo ...... in my opinion men and women need each other and were made for each other ... could be so much peace and love .... so i am just gonna move along and assume that you were kidding .... but if people (men & women) are a bit crazy these days .... i know the solution.

    • @tomj528
      @tomj528 6 років тому +23

      GRJ Duncan I'm married too and even my wife thinks women are nuts! She doesn't like my joke either, no matter how many times I tell it! Both of you should be glad because that's what keeps us husbands sticking close by.

  • @freedomanalysis2509
    @freedomanalysis2509 4 роки тому +40

    "I don't really have time for 'fun' when there's an administration that is literally trying to demean the essence of what it means to be a woman."
    This isn't even an exaggeration, I've genuinely heard Feminists practically say that lol.

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 4 роки тому +7

      Reminds me of that video of the woman saying she's offended before she even wakes up. Sees signs of the patriarchy six times before she's brushed her teeth. And then remembers how toothbrushes and toothpaste were invented by men or something. It's seriously got to be exhausting to be that angry all the time.

    • @andyman8630
      @andyman8630 4 роки тому

      a WOMAN???? how dare you presume someones gender! you BIGOT (stomps out)

    • @dotheyfloat9961
      @dotheyfloat9961 3 роки тому +2

      There's a famous feminist author who wrote a book about how the speed of light, in physics, is sexist. They use her book in gender studies curriculums.

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 3 роки тому +2

      @@dotheyfloat9961 There's also a French book that's title translates to something like "Kill All Men". Came out last year. The French minister of culture tried to get it banned as sexist and inciting violence against men, but people flipped out on him.

  • @nathanwoodruff9422
    @nathanwoodruff9422 6 років тому +45

    The bad thing is this was recorded about 3 years ago. It is far worse today.

  • @painkllrrr
    @painkllrrr 6 років тому +161

    Fast forward 20 years - same table - this time sitting alone while wondering why they could never find a good man to date\marry...
    Uh-oh, was it misogynistic to assume they wanted to date\marry a man?
    Oops, my bad, sorry for any offense I may have inadvertently caused (said in a voice that is anything but sorry...)

    • @recoveringnewyorker2243
      @recoveringnewyorker2243 6 років тому +13

      I drove my DeLorean at 88 miles an hour and activated the flux capacitor. I went 40 years into the future and found this woman sitting alone in her apartment telling her 14 cats what a great life she's had without a man.

    • @freespeech8030
      @freespeech8030 6 років тому +3

      We're just now starting to see the first batch of 3rd wave feminists hit their 40s and 50s. Twenty-five years of manhating has NOT been kind to them. They're already whining about being "invisible" to male attention.

    • @aguyandhiscomputer
      @aguyandhiscomputer 6 років тому

      Your apology offends me...

    • @JNYC-gb1pp
      @JNYC-gb1pp 6 років тому +2

      pain
      She should do a follow up video with her with make up to age her wondering aloud why she's alone - while feeding her cat food at the table.

    • @AnalyticalChick
      @AnalyticalChick 6 років тому

      Plenty of women aren't like that and still don't find anyone because men just want to have sex.

  • @danielallenbutler1782
    @danielallenbutler1782 6 років тому +107

    Been there, done that, right down to being called out when I went to pick up the check, followed by the hypocrisy when I suggested splitting it. That wasn't a first date, though, it was an ONLY date -- next time I saw the woman I pretended I didn't even know she existed....

    • @knightoyin6500
      @knightoyin6500 6 років тому +1

      Lol..Well played!
      Seems like the kind of lady that will die alone in midst of her 21 cats

    • @Zephlos
      @Zephlos 6 років тому +5

      I bet she wrote an essay on twitter about how evil you were for not getting on one knee after the first date lol :D

  • @-Princesse-
    @-Princesse- 4 роки тому +35

    The fact that this is actually how some women act, makes me feel really bad for the men out there who encounter this. Shout out to all the men out there how still maintain their decency and respect in the face of these feminine brutes!

  • @gr82bcrazy1
    @gr82bcrazy1 6 років тому +155

    Soooo glad I met a wonderful woman and married her before all this 3rd wave feminism set in. I would rather be alone for the rest of my life than have a spouse like some of these nut jobs.

    • @ROTAXD
      @ROTAXD 6 років тому +4

      Steven Love2bike! The guys who marry feminists deserve whatever they get. As soon as a feminist opens her mouth one can tell exactly what they are. No sympathy for the soy boi spouses.

    • @ROTAXD
      @ROTAXD 6 років тому

      Mr T there's more "uninfected" women out there than you think. My mother in law is a typical piece of shit feminist. My wife however is one of the most conservative women I know.

    • @jeffbridges5312
      @jeffbridges5312 6 років тому +2

      Feminists don't marry & divorce ass rape men, Dumbo, Trad-Con conservative
      women like your 'wife' do. Lol I just have to put 'wife' in quotes because the notion
      that any woman today is any man's actual 'wife' is hilariously stupid. 94% of
      marriages today end before the 10 year mark & 80% of the time it's because the
      wife is fucking around like all married women fuck around with other men with no
      shame at all. Claiming a female is your 'wife' nowadays is as retarded as sitting ona park bench and declaring it's yours. It's not, like your wife it's public property. Andeveryone 'sits' on her. LOL!

    • @freespeech8030
      @freespeech8030 6 років тому +2

      Science has created a human egg without the input of women, and they're also creating artificial wombs, to grow babies outside of a woman's womb. This will make women obsolete in the near future. Marriage and divorce will be unnecessary.

    • @jeffbridges5312
      @jeffbridges5312 6 років тому +1

      Free Speech
      Women in the U.S. today have already become obsolete- for the last 40 years they've been aborting more of their babies than having babies because women in the U.S. have become pure evil thanks to feminism.Thus why whites have been below replacement birth rates for decades.
      A)Worthless in the workplace/even have to lower all standards for womenB) Too toxic & vile for marriage C) Too STD infested & false accusing for casual sex D) Won't even have babies/can't even get that right they're such losers *What does that mean? Women in the U.S. have become USELESS FEEDERS.*
      All that's left to do is round them up & put them in FEMA camps or maybe sell them to other countries. Our women are certainly of no use to us anymore & worse have become too dangerous & a financial drain.

  • @johnmichaellunstrumsr.7716
    @johnmichaellunstrumsr.7716 6 років тому +66

    He lasted longer then i would have.

    • @IAmTheRealBill
      @IAmTheRealBill 6 років тому +3

      Yeah I think about the 10s mark would have been the end.

    • @jorgensenmj
      @jorgensenmj 6 років тому

      I think 15 seconds into the video is the point I would have ended the date. Seriously.
      The longer a man sits there and takes that behavior the more a "feminist" is reinforced to continue it.

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 5 років тому

      Bill Anderson
      Why are you verified? Who are you?

  • @FartyMcgooo
    @FartyMcgooo 6 років тому +75

    funny how this is satire but just yesterday my friend's sister was telling me how she started an argument with her date because her date assumed that the uber driver that drove her to that date was a man. and so she said "so you think women cant be uber drivers?!"

    • @user-pv9pv4xf9c
      @user-pv9pv4xf9c 6 років тому +3

      Did you tell her she'll never get married with that attitude? If not then you did her a disservice.

    • @ohfortheloveofguacamole6803
      @ohfortheloveofguacamole6803 6 років тому

      @@user-pv9pv4xf9c Unfortunately, the feminist types wouldn't find "you'll never get married" as a reason to change their behavior....they generally are of the "oh, so you think I NEED a man?! How dare you!" types.

    • @user-pv9pv4xf9c
      @user-pv9pv4xf9c 6 років тому

      @@ohfortheloveofguacamole6803 natural selection, my friend lol. Sure most women will have that knee jerk reaction at first, but when they get home at night and think about what you said, which THEY WILL, lol, they'll realize the truth, and either change their ways or double down deeper into the cult, which is 3rd wave feminism.

    • @ohfortheloveofguacamole6803
      @ohfortheloveofguacamole6803 6 років тому +1

      @@user-pv9pv4xf9c Even though I'm a woman....I find feminists difficult to understand or get along with. And I never had those "knee jerk" reactions. Probably the reason I didn't scare off my husband when we first started dating. And now we've been married more than 10 years.
      Any person who says a woman doesn't need a man is in denial of simple facts. Men and women have complementing strengths....the only problem with many women today is that they try to deny their own natural skills and abilities to try acting more like men. Such foolishness. No wonder so many women are unhappy.

    • @user-pv9pv4xf9c
      @user-pv9pv4xf9c 6 років тому

      @@ohfortheloveofguacamole6803 interesting you say that. I'm a writer and I'm working on a book series with primarily female superheroes, but they don't act like men, like Jessica Jones, they're still women: beautiful and feminine and fun, and, yes, often crazy haha.
      But I saw that new Ms. Marvel trailer and I cringed. Another chick trying to act like cool like a guy instead of charming like a girl.

  • @robedmund9948
    @robedmund9948 3 роки тому +11

    And THIS is why therapists are doing so well, economically.

  • @edweiser63
    @edweiser63 6 років тому +109

    I would be laughing except I actually had a date just like this. I never actually made it as far as he did. Once she brought up her stress from Trump and the war on women, I just got up and left. I told the waitress that she will be paying for the check so that she feels empowered. I got a text later that night saying "If I was a real man I would have paid the bill."

    • @ronin10bt
      @ronin10bt 6 років тому +84

      The reply to that text should be "If you were a real woman, I would have paid it."

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 6 років тому +13

      ronin10bt savage

    • @tugboat2
      @tugboat2 6 років тому +7

      @@ronin10bt LOL

    • @JNYC-gb1pp
      @JNYC-gb1pp 6 років тому +10

      @@ronin10bt
      LMFAO. Best comment of the day!

    • @Akihito007
      @Akihito007 6 років тому +19

      Should have told her that REAL MEN died in REAL WARS to protect her freedom so she could take her "war on women" bs and shove it up her ass!

  • @Chrisiamtheluciddream
    @Chrisiamtheluciddream 6 років тому +489

    Literally the moment a man finds out a woman has even a slight inclination toward feminism he would be a fool to not stand up and leave, no exceptions, none.

    • @Wojak369
      @Wojak369 6 років тому +11

      *3rd wave feminism

    • @Chrisiamtheluciddream
      @Chrisiamtheluciddream 6 років тому +7

      @Martin Green Oldest phrase in the world - "many fish in the sea". It's really true though. Many guys (myself included of course) get into the mind set that they/we can bring them back into the fold but the fact is that as long as we were learning baseball, chivalry, etc, they were being indoctrinated. Could you, me, any guy unlearn things we have loved and enjoyed since being kids? Very unlikely as it completely changes who we are as individuals so the same goes with them. They cannot be helped unless/until THEY themselves recognize what they have become and, on their own, do the work.
      So my point stands in my eyes, the very moment a man realizes that he is best served to cut ties in totality as the cons outweigh any possible pro by monumental margin.

    • @lauraberg6272
      @lauraberg6272 5 років тому +2

      Any feminism or just the weird third wave feminism?

    • @naidhruvananthiyer5723
      @naidhruvananthiyer5723 5 років тому +5

      Well if she was kinda on the edge or she just called herself a feminist and just accepted whatever feminists told her, I would try to educate her first and if she wasn’t open to learning then I would leave.

    • @SuperrBoyful
      @SuperrBoyful 4 роки тому

      100%

  • @the379man
    @the379man 6 років тому +118

    Yes chivalry is dead and women killed it and this is exactly how 😂😂😂😂

    • @PracticaProphetica
      @PracticaProphetica 6 років тому +32

      Feminists turn chivalry into shrivelry.

    • @Onemadgnome-yy1vs
      @Onemadgnome-yy1vs 6 років тому +2

      @Mr T
      NOPE... NOT RAPE...
      Just "nonconsenting sex" would be more accurate !
      ROFLMFAO

    • @debik5689
      @debik5689 6 років тому +6

      Chivalry didn’t die, it committed suicide.

    • @louisbk5003
      @louisbk5003 6 років тому +3

      One of my favorite Dave Chappelle quotes!

    • @dumpeeplarfunny
      @dumpeeplarfunny 6 років тому

      Apparently, spelling is dead too.

  • @maureensimpson4383
    @maureensimpson4383 4 роки тому +163

    I heartily encourage my husband to open doors, and order for me. I’m not a feminist, I love my manly husband and appreciate everything he does for me. Women like this are miserable, always looking for the worst in everyone. What an awful way to live.

    • @vgcc9723
      @vgcc9723 4 роки тому +10

      A man who knows what you like to eat and what you might be in the mood for and orders for you is a gentleman.

    • @16nwb1
      @16nwb1 4 роки тому

      Amen sister! My fiancé is the same x

    • @lollidolly5381
      @lollidolly5381 4 роки тому

      Trying to figure out what you want to eat while also trying to figure out what someone else may possibly be wanting at that moment, take out the guess work 🤣

    • @Msstakeable
      @Msstakeable 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry, did you ask your husband permission before posting your opinion on the internet?

    • @7779-c3m
      @7779-c3m 4 роки тому +8

      @@Msstakeable To bad no one will love YOU like that.

  • @Ricardotanina
    @Ricardotanina 6 років тому +40

    Modern feminist ruined the basic aspect of forming a family...

    • @natural_law
      @natural_law 6 років тому +7

      As planned.

    • @downfromkentuckeh
      @downfromkentuckeh 6 років тому +3

      they ruined everything.

    • @artv.9989
      @artv.9989 6 років тому +1

      It was never such a strong concept anyway since females have a sex drive also, some stronger than others, this species was never meant to be monogamous in the first place, and this is being highly exploited in the West

  • @slyfoxx2973
    @slyfoxx2973 6 років тому +46

    Perfect. Probably didn't even need a script.

  • @dannyavarice
    @dannyavarice 6 років тому +531

    Chivalry has been brutally murdered and gutted. lol

    • @andrewphillips470
      @andrewphillips470 6 років тому +12

      Daniel Smith it got stabbed in the back crawled away and bled to death in a dark alley

    • @bghoody5665
      @bghoody5665 5 років тому +4

      It died a slow death when feminists chopped off its balls and stuck them in their purses.

    • @wyattjeter7891
      @wyattjeter7891 4 роки тому +1

      And then the guts were kicked, tossed in a fire and incinerated, then feminists pissed all over the ashes, and threw the pee-ash mix in other men's faces, and then went along whining and complaining more about men...

    • @jeffreyreeves9854
      @jeffreyreeves9854 4 роки тому

      @130starfish Feminist bitches bitch to hear their heads rattle.

  • @Moviemaniac174892
    @Moviemaniac174892 5 років тому +227

    Me - so tell me about yourself
    Date - well I'm a proud femi...
    Me - we aren't gonna work out take care good day
    Date - but i was
    Me - i said good day

    • @michaelhurlbut4830
      @michaelhurlbut4830 4 роки тому +15

      Forgot the part about "Backs away slowly and upon reaching 20 ft, runs screaming in terror." LOL

    • @Encryptus1
      @Encryptus1 4 роки тому +7

      Like a boss.

    • @labhraidhcostello3871
      @labhraidhcostello3871 4 роки тому +1

      are you not ashamed? are you not embarrassed? dis is embarrassing, you should be embarrassed

    • @Moviemaniac174892
      @Moviemaniac174892 3 роки тому +12

      @@labhraidhcostello3871 shit I don't need hair to have game and even if my standards were as low as your I.Q. I still wouldn't date a feminist!

    • @Moviemaniac174892
      @Moviemaniac174892 3 роки тому +11

      @@labhraidhcostello3871 good for you. What rights don't women have? All I even hear is how strong and independent women are but their so oppressed and how educated women are but they want the government to pay their student debt.

  • @GoddessOfWhim2003
    @GoddessOfWhim2003 6 років тому +72

    damn, that was brutal. these chicks make life hard for the rest of us. very insightful guys

  • @IndyCrewInNYC
    @IndyCrewInNYC 6 років тому +41

    As a Native NYer I can say that this is NOT satire, it's a documentary. When I marry, it will be to a Conservative small town girl who actually values having a family. Dating in this feminist, liberal cesspool is akin to playing Russian roulette with your manhood, I am literally surrounded with all these snooty, holier than thou progressive princesses. I'd definitely marry you, Allie.

    • @cmntkxp
      @cmntkxp 6 років тому +4

      Goodluck

  • @Northstar4653
    @Northstar4653 6 років тому +84

    Must really suck being a young person today. Trying to date with the vast majority of Dolts turned into NPC.

    • @Chris-sb9hr
      @Chris-sb9hr 6 років тому +6

      i stopped. it became pointless.

    • @MrKingjordan
      @MrKingjordan 6 років тому +6

      100% it is! I focus on my life and my career, trying to buy my my first place

    • @h.c.parkeriv2747
      @h.c.parkeriv2747 6 років тому +5

      I literally became asexual by choice about 6 years ago. It's not exactly a "happy" life, but it sure is peaceful. The opposite sex on average is exhausting. If only I didn't have this chemically induced urge to have sex with women (which I wouldn't want to change) life would be a lot easier.

    • @Wojak369
      @Wojak369 6 років тому +2

      tinder , buy hookers or master no fap

  • @gbigsangle3044
    @gbigsangle3044 4 роки тому +17

    The guy is missing the point (and I know Allie is a keeper herself and playing a role here). If you find one of these...you get up, get in your car and forget the experience quickly. There are millions of decent, smart and reasonable women...this is an example of a throwback.

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 4 роки тому

      And then you get an article written about you and how men don't know how to be respectful. Or you end up as a viewer submission on The Real.

    • @stanspb763
      @stanspb763 3 роки тому +1

      " There are millions of decent, smart and reasonable women... " But there are 150 million who aren't

    • @burlatsdemontaigne6147
      @burlatsdemontaigne6147 3 роки тому

      A 'throwback' to when, the days of the pussy hats- all those long, long years ago? This is contemporary.

  • @hauntedmushroomsasmr7716
    @hauntedmushroomsasmr7716 6 років тому +140

    I’m happily engaged to my man who treats me like a princess. I respect his masculinity and he respects my femininity. However, our opinions and feelings are both equal and we respect each other as people. Isn’t this the way relationships should be?

    • @jeffreyreeves9854
      @jeffreyreeves9854 4 роки тому +5

      I am glad that you are happy.

    • @pan528
      @pan528 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, exactly.

    • @ka81alex
      @ka81alex 4 роки тому +5

      Nope. The only way for you is - kitchen and bed. And being silent all the time.

    • @johniewalker4356
      @johniewalker4356 4 роки тому +3

      @@ka81alex what a douche you are..

    • @elgar6743
      @elgar6743 4 роки тому

      Hmmmmnnn....my guess is that all that will change after the 'I do'....well, has it??
      Will you accept the challenge to provide an update as of 26/Nov/2020 regarding your engagement and marriage and ....?
      (my guess is ...you will not). Hilarious.

  • @sadie-megindaniels9921
    @sadie-megindaniels9921 6 років тому +21

    The only thing funny about this is knowing Allie Beth actually disagrees with all of the things she's saying.

  • @happyblue2792
    @happyblue2792 6 років тому +108

    I'm a mature woman who's a baby boomer and I am really sorry for guys in the younger generations.
    Thankfully I did not contribute to the gene pool of horrible idiots called "feminists".
    You guys are really screwed. My sincerest sympathies.

    • @LaisCordiolli
      @LaisCordiolli 6 років тому +12

      I'm a woman and I'm starting to believe that feminism is destroying relationships through natural behavior changes... So sad

    • @almostmedic3723
      @almostmedic3723 6 років тому +2

      @The Absolute Madman Holy crap what happened? That sounds awful :0

    • @alexanderchenf1
      @alexanderchenf1 6 років тому +1

      The Absolute Madman i dont understand. How did you secure that second job if you did not inform a previous manager of yours for recommendation to said job? Did she recommend you ANYWAY?

    • @alexanderchenf1
      @alexanderchenf1 6 років тому

      Well you are a lucky man and you should take her out for dinner!

    • @Nightdare
      @Nightdare 6 років тому

      @The Absolute Madman
      She wanted you man!

  • @11FruitCake11
    @11FruitCake11 4 роки тому +11

    "I'm sure there's lots of bacon brought home by you" lol

  • @Saintly
    @Saintly 6 років тому +346

    308 dislikes, must be the feminists out for deplatforming.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 3 роки тому +3

      no deplatforming here! running 35 to 1 likes to dislikes. Figuring half the viewers are female, that's about one grumpy lady compared to sixteen ladies that get the joke.

  • @ukguy
    @ukguy 6 років тому +75

    Not very realistic.. she is too attractive, not overweight, hasn't got thick black plastic framed glasses and doesn't have red/blue/green hair

    • @richardclark1077
      @richardclark1077 4 роки тому +7

      @UKGUY. YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THE NOSE RINGS AND THREE DOZEN TATTOOS !!!

    • @PracticaProphetica
      @PracticaProphetica 4 роки тому +3

      ...or no hair at all...

    • @ukguy
      @ukguy 4 роки тому +1

      @Ch Pe well she could have those for all we know lol

  • @daveskinner5131
    @daveskinner5131 6 років тому +23

    Wow. Nailed it. I hear NBC is looking to replace Megyn.

  • @greenwich1754
    @greenwich1754 4 роки тому +5

    I've been alone my entire life, and despite my terminal insecurities, this just makes me feel a bit comforted.

    • @inactiveuser555
      @inactiveuser555 2 роки тому +1

      "it is not good for the man to be alone (genesis 2:18)."

    • @ameliac504
      @ameliac504 Рік тому

      @@inactiveuser555 PREACH

  • @twzted_synapse221
    @twzted_synapse221 6 років тому +78

    My God, it's true! I usually think of Allie as an attractive person, but seeing that "faux feminism" acting job she performed excellently? The *ugly* shot right to the surface and shown through! I was physically sick to my stomach by the end. Give this girl an Oscar!

    • @kevinmorgan_truth
      @kevinmorgan_truth 6 років тому +3

      My stomach too.

    • @roadrunner9622
      @roadrunner9622 6 років тому +4

      I'm not the only one? This literally made my stomach tense up and start to feel sick.

  • @howardroark3947
    @howardroark3947 6 років тому +207

    Her New Democratic Party video is spot on.

    • @scootover7
      @scootover7 4 роки тому +1

      Yes it is and is the best political ad I’ve ever seen

    • @alangknowles
      @alangknowles 4 роки тому +1

      Her white house briefing gotcha questions are even better.

    • @paulmasters8666
      @paulmasters8666 4 роки тому

      Man she just put that out a few days ago this comment is from 2 years ago, i got chills...

    • @silversilk8438
      @silversilk8438 4 роки тому

      @@paulmasters8666 There was more than the one, but the newest one was really funny.

  • @sarahleroy465
    @sarahleroy465 6 років тому +24

    Is this how women are like nowadays? That woman looks about my age and I couldn't even think about acting that way. My husband opens my door, pays for dinner and all the gentleman things. I am sorry to all the men that have to deal with that.

    • @mr.d.572
      @mr.d.572 6 років тому +6

      It's true...this is the sad reality men are faced with now.

    • @vincentrodriguez3420
      @vincentrodriguez3420 6 років тому +2

      To put it simple, yes, that's precisely how the average woman nowadays behaves.

    • @kidagave1
      @kidagave1 6 років тому

      Anonymous Bastard agreed, I tend to stick to Filipinas myself. A bit crazy but very feminine and generally great in bed.

  • @monkeytrollhunter
    @monkeytrollhunter 4 роки тому +15

    Feminists: *Kills chivalry*
    Also Feminists: "Chivalry is dead"

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA 6 років тому +15

    There are people ACTUALLY like this!!! HOW HIDEOUS!!

  • @rogerdale5451
    @rogerdale5451 6 років тому +34

    By the time a feminist is 50 or 60, it will have been years and years since any male had any interest whatsoever, and there's no one to complain to. Then what? Bitterness and cats, that's what.

    • @americanmade1701
      @americanmade1701 6 років тому +4

      Sounds like my daughter's mother in law.. LMAO

    • @tibetloga
      @tibetloga 6 років тому +3

      Cats need homes too.

    • @davidbehsman3324
      @davidbehsman3324 6 років тому +2

      I can tell you what happens. It will be cats and dogs, and probably lesbianism.

    • @gryphenicedancer8796
      @gryphenicedancer8796 6 років тому +1

      @@davidbehsman3324 Nah, got a guy at work who keeps bugging me to go out with him. I keep telling him my cats are all I need and since menopause I have no interest in sex.
      He still askes, and tells me that he thinks I'm beautiful..
      I just thank him and turn him down. I know those feminazies would have turned that nice guy into HR for that, but I'm much too old for that nonsense.

  • @RxIFE
    @RxIFE 6 років тому +75

    This is hilarious. Spot on!

  • @Book_Dragon2562
    @Book_Dragon2562 5 років тому +18

    This poor dude is trying so dang hard...just leave the check for her to cover and run!

  • @benwillard6751
    @benwillard6751 6 років тому +21

    By the way, the proper response for the "guy "on this date should have been to excuse himself to go to the bathroom, and keep walking and drive away.

    • @KM-hw6tw
      @KM-hw6tw 6 років тому

      Take your burger. Leave the check.

    • @brainmind4070
      @brainmind4070 6 років тому +1

      Like the classic Simpsons gag: hurried footsteps followed by a car door slamming, tires squealing and then the sound of a jet taking off lol.

  • @davidsaj1
    @davidsaj1 6 років тому +102

    LOLOL awesome, every college girl ever

    • @sosuapimp8449
      @sosuapimp8449 6 років тому +8

      Wow,I'm out of college 25 years,is this true?

    • @orssidia
      @orssidia 6 років тому +9

      @@sosuapimp8449 Not all of em, but a lot. Also depends on what college too ofc

    • @kennyxsd
      @kennyxsd 6 років тому +1

      Men these days are screwed lmao

    • @DeliberateContrarian
      @DeliberateContrarian 6 років тому +3

      @@sterlingholobyte You should see Brown.

    • @publia2.053
      @publia2.053 6 років тому +3

      @@sosuapimp8449 If Gender Studies weren't rampant, perhaps the pendulum could swing back.

  • @richardiwanowski9216
    @richardiwanowski9216 6 років тому +53

    A scene from the "Perfect" LIBERAL date. Thank you both.

  • @stephyLynn7
    @stephyLynn7 4 роки тому +37

    Is this legit?!? God help me get back into the dating scene. No wonder these women say there are “no good guys” lol they are all running from these chicks (yes I said chick)

    • @stephyLynn7
      @stephyLynn7 4 роки тому +1

      @@Hardworkbuildscharacter are you telling me you don’t understand obvious sarcasm? Ha rude.

    • @jeffreyreeves9854
      @jeffreyreeves9854 4 роки тому +2

      StephyLynnF Thank you for your post. Thank you for not freaking out over the word "chick". Feminism is not about equality and justice. It is White Genocide. Feminism is like methamphetamine: it gives the user a feeling of unlimited power, but it destroys white families. Of course Feminists are correct about abuses and wrongdoings against women and girls, and all that sort of thing. But Feminists don't want to be equal, women are equal now, Feminists want revolutionary satanic destruction of white men, white families, the USA and Western Civilization. Thank you for your post. You are one of the good ones.

    • @stephyLynn7
      @stephyLynn7 4 роки тому

      @@jeffreyreeves9854 😊 thanks and I agree.

    • @diogofarias1822
      @diogofarias1822 3 роки тому

      Brazilian here: I never knew the "chick" has a negative connotation. Was it like this in the 90's and 2000's?

    • @stephyLynn7
      @stephyLynn7 3 роки тому

      @@diogofarias1822 I think it was popular in the 60s-80s it was fine in the early 90s but especially after the “new” women’s right and #metoo movement happened, it socially became inflammatory and derogatory to that subject of females. I also think it depends on how it is used. But for the most part with the current snowflake culture at least in the U.S. it’s not looked at favorably.
      I’m in my mid 30s but if I had a group of friends who said I was a “cool chick” I’d take it as a compliment. It’s ok for girls to say it but somehow insensitive and objectifying if a male says it 🤣🤣 I think people are just after drama...(watch the responses in the comment section and see if it’s true🤭)

  • @alexanderburrell5457
    @alexanderburrell5457 6 років тому +6

    This channel needs to explode in popularity.

  • @556poor7
    @556poor7 6 років тому +23

    Oh crap reminds me of a date I went on back in the day just add talk of the environment and Al Gore. She asked if I wanted to come to her place too but I passed, no good could come of that.

    • @556poor7
      @556poor7 6 років тому +5

      @@typeNtardis Seriously!!! I was scared, that was the last blind date I've been on lol

  • @The1TheyCall2-Tone
    @The1TheyCall2-Tone 6 років тому +24

    Sadly the 6 who disliked it were exactly who this was about. Fantastic job. The more dislikes the better when the point is PROVEN! Allie you are the best!

    • @asapco1
      @asapco1 6 років тому

      I'm willing to bet that half of the dislikes are from men who actually married women like this and don't think it's funny to be reminded what life is like everyday for them.

  • @seanpatrick7497
    @seanpatrick7497 3 роки тому +2

    Allie’s comedic chops are so strong and she’s really convincing in the role. She never misses.

  • @RingQuest
    @RingQuest 6 років тому +16

    Romanticism is dead. I dread the possibility of ever losing my GF... Putting myself out there again scares the shit out of me.
    It makes me want to record everything that's going on at all times, like using a Life-Logger, just to protect my credibility and honor so I don't lose my career and life.

    • @downfromkentuckeh
      @downfromkentuckeh 6 років тому +1

      BREAK UP WITH YOUR GF, WASTE OF TIME. YOU WILL BE MUCH HAPPIER IN THE END.

    • @ameliac504
      @ameliac504 Рік тому

      @@downfromkentuckeh ?

  • @armidaescareno3923
    @armidaescareno3923 6 років тому +27

    😂😂😂 the end was classic I'm sure it has been killed 😂

  • @babydriver8134
    @babydriver8134 6 років тому +53

    On our second date my future wife and I were discussing how many children each of us wanted. 31 years and going. Cut right to the chase. I eliminated a score of women that way.

    • @legolover6619
      @legolover6619 4 роки тому +1

      This comment combined with the cute dimpled kid in the photo 😂🤣

    • @HerrMikael
      @HerrMikael 4 роки тому

      So, how many then? 😃

    • @amandasmith5344
      @amandasmith5344 4 роки тому +2

      Há! Sounds like me and my husband!

    • @babydriver8134
      @babydriver8134 4 роки тому +1

      @@legolover6619 Yes, cute one day,
      Old fart now.

    • @babydriver8134
      @babydriver8134 4 роки тому +2

      @@HerrMikael
      she said she thought 3, maybe 4, I told her I wanted a pair of each and a tie breaker.
      We have 4.

  • @uke7084
    @uke7084 5 років тому +34

    "Chivalry really is dead"
    "I'm pretty sure it's been killed"
    HA!