goblins will see you teleport and say "he can't afford a steed"

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  • @Shadest
    @Shadest Рік тому +23733

    Dwarves will see you enjoy a fine cup of tea and say "Leaf Lover can't hold his ale!"

    • @father2mother3
      @father2mother3 Рік тому +2981

      Knife-ears will see you indulge in a pint of ale and say "he rejects the bountiful gifts of nature (nuts and berries)"

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 Рік тому +1099

      Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

    • @lflame8637
      @lflame8637 Рік тому +476

      @@noisemarine561 ROCK!... AND!... STOOOOONE!

    • @vit968
      @vit968 Рік тому +158

      @@father2mother3
      "he rejects the bountiful gifts of -nature (nuts and berries)- DEEZ NUTS"

    • @CoolNoQuestionMark
      @CoolNoQuestionMark Рік тому +275

      ​@@noisemarine561 IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMING HOME!

  • @k28xl
    @k28xl Рік тому +287

    "I could walk across the Potomac River and the next day the Post would be printing that I can't swim" - Lyndon B Johnson

  • @emmetcoyne6436
    @emmetcoyne6436 Рік тому +16813

    Elves will see you turn an orc into mist with a 4 barrel blunderbuss and say
    "That Dwarf doesn't have the skill to use a bow"

    • @MohammadAlnaas755
      @MohammadAlnaas755 Рік тому +2228

      dwarves will see you shoot one arrow through the hearts of six goblins and say:
      "That knife-ears doesn't have the industry to make a blunderbuss"

    • @joethepsycho2123
      @joethepsycho2123 Рік тому +712

      A Dwarf will see an elf existing and say
      HE CAN'T EVEN ROCK AND STONE!

    • @mcsquaredES
      @mcsquaredES Рік тому +217

      @@MohammadAlnaas755 Neither will see the purple ork

    • @ozfifer7392
      @ozfifer7392 Рік тому +179

      IT'S GOING IN THE FUCKING BOOK KNIFE-EAR!

    • @thatorangeguy3646
      @thatorangeguy3646 Рік тому +141

      ​@@joethepsycho2123managememt will see you ping compressed gold and say "his not even depositing it"

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 Рік тому +5275

    If wizards SEE you sneaking, then their suggestion of invisibility is justified 😂

    • @fairenwordsmith4008
      @fairenwordsmith4008 Рік тому +515

      What a studious fellow, you must be a wizard, for one has to read many a tome to aquire such wisdom.

    • @Dark_Slayer3000
      @Dark_Slayer3000 Рік тому +260

      @@fairenwordsmith4008 I aquired my wisdom from an old turtle that's around a panda sometimes.

    • @fairenwordsmith4008
      @fairenwordsmith4008 Рік тому +154

      @@Dark_Slayer3000 ah yes. So a monk then. Your kind are rather famous for your great wisdom indeed.
      At least that is what my scrolls tell me, but i will have to leave my tower to find out on my own, and by spark of magic, i have better things to spend my time on.
      The orbs won't ponder themselves.

    • @spyhy4019
      @spyhy4019 Рік тому +41

      Ah such wisdom and knowledge in this many a' tale section

    • @Dark_Slayer3000
      @Dark_Slayer3000 Рік тому

      @@spyhy4019 you belong on pizza

  • @InquisitorThomas
    @InquisitorThomas Рік тому +11601

    "Unlike you Mercenaries we fight for honor, not coin."
    "Well we all fight for what we lack."

    • @CausticLemons7
      @CausticLemons7 Рік тому +991

      French can be fucking based when they want to be.

    • @AegisAuras
      @AegisAuras Рік тому +433

      You just got yourself a duel

    • @cherryrook8684
      @cherryrook8684 Рік тому +634

      Based and Mercenary pilled

    • @MoaRider
      @MoaRider Рік тому +189

      Men will fight harder when its their livelihoods, not their lives, on the line.

    • @Cirac1
      @Cirac1 Рік тому +29

      Ooooh shiiiiiiiit!!!

  • @CoolNoQuestionMark
    @CoolNoQuestionMark Рік тому +913

    A Hunter will see your homestead and crops and say:
    "He hath not the skill to hunt game!"

    • @mofumyon
      @mofumyon Рік тому +146

      Farmers will see you and your comrades fell a raging aurochs and say "He doesn't have land to tend."

    • @mr.cauliflower3536
      @mr.cauliflower3536 Рік тому +7

      ​@@mofumyontechnically hunting by the poor would be called poaching and the people tending their own land would likely be low nobles

    • @jazzy4830
      @jazzy4830 Рік тому +13

      @@mr.cauliflower3536 even low nobles would not tend their own land, the variety of peasants, villeins, serfs etc. bound to the land, depending on period, would do that and pay rent/taxes to the landowner. Post black death however, due to the labour shortage to incentivise workers to stay they would have been allowed to consolidate or even purchase land more easily which laid the basis for many small independent farmers to develop over time.

    • @jazzy4830
      @jazzy4830 Рік тому +7

      There were non-noble landowners throughout much of history but in England post 1066 Norman invasion it was declared that the entire realm was the ultimately property of the king, with nobility being granted certain rights over regions at the king's digression, though this claim was weakened and reduced over time, I guess it depends on the setting/period in this pseudo-medieval/early modern story who could possibly own land.

    • @Kazuhira2249
      @Kazuhira2249 Рік тому +3

      ​@@mr.cauliflower3536it depends most places the nobles had their own forests to hunt in which were secluded while the plebians could still hunt in the wild it wasnt uncommon to have hunters on villages of peasants since meat was pretty much the only way to gather meat they then would sell this meat to the village butcher and make some coin

  • @weirdtyrant6274
    @weirdtyrant6274 Рік тому +15484

    I love how this started fantastical and just devolved into pure medieval/early modern territory.

    • @DreadAnon
      @DreadAnon  Рік тому +3100

      The ideal fantasy setting is just the real world except with wizards and goblins

    • @WretchedRedoran
      @WretchedRedoran Рік тому +558

      ​@@DreadAnon This guy gets it

    • @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305
      @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305 Рік тому +265

      @@DreadAnonlet's bring wizardry back
      Let some kids cosplay as goblins

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s Рік тому +123

      @@DreadAnon now i want the fantasy Boxer Insurrection where the Boxers are actual 3rd level Monks

    • @weirdtyrant6274
      @weirdtyrant6274 Рік тому +30

      @@DreadAnon Only wizards and goblins, if the video is anything to go by.

  • @blackdragon5274
    @blackdragon5274 Рік тому +987

    This was art
    Dragonslayers will see you sleeping on a pile of gold, and say "He hasn't heard of a bed?"

    • @mrfaywilds8852
      @mrfaywilds8852 Рік тому +154

      Dragons will see you put a bucket over a shopkeep's head, and say: "Doesn't he know that might makes right?"

    • @testname5042
      @testname5042 Рік тому +34

      Dragons will see you put a bucket over *your own head* and say, "thank you for preparing my next meal."

  • @emmetcoyne6436
    @emmetcoyne6436 Рік тому +4339

    Rouges will see you beat an iron door open with nothing but your fist's and say
    "That barbarian can't figure out how to pick a lock"

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 Рік тому +730

      Barbarians will see you sneak into a lord's very bedchambers to relieve him of his possessions and say
      "The cowardly whelp couldn't face the guards in a fight"

    • @yphoenix5957
      @yphoenix5957 Рік тому +73

      Mercs will witness the Barbarian go on a bloody path, cutting everything down in his path of vengence and say:
      "The Outlander couldn't even run to save himself or his fellow man, let along show up in a timely manner; and here we are with the target dead of boredom."
      ... If you know, that was a low blow even for me, please don't kill your _lockpicking friend, sincerely, The Mercenery._

    • @tylerian4648
      @tylerian4648 Рік тому +22

      Good ol' color red and it's lockpicking.

    • @unclekanethetiberiummain1994
      @unclekanethetiberiummain1994 Рік тому +21

      What do you mean? I just picked the lock into pieces.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Рік тому +34

      @@unclekanethetiberiummain1994 A dwarf barbarian with low wis that thinks he's a rogue; Picks locks with his pickaxe, leaves no witnesses(no survivors), "disarms" traps by using a dead man's arm to trigger them, etc.

  • @Little_One777
    @Little_One777 Рік тому +118

    Goblins see you purchase a steed after their insults and then say "He hath not the magical mastery to teleport."

    • @nooooooooot
      @nooooooooot Рік тому +14

      Goblins when I’ve had enough and use transmutation spell to literally turn them inside out

    • @calthekonqueror312
      @calthekonqueror312 4 місяці тому +19

      @@nooooooooot "He hath not the courage to fight us hand-to-hand"

    • @raidenpainn1561
      @raidenpainn1561 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@calthekonqueror312 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @Baronnax
      @Baronnax 3 місяці тому +7

      Humans will see you blend into the darkness like a shadowy spectre and say
      "They doth not possess the coin to purchase a torch."

  • @konignickerchen7265
    @konignickerchen7265 Рік тому +15340

    > peasants with british accents
    > noblemen with french accents
    And the English language never recovered.

    • @GenericProtagonist118
      @GenericProtagonist118 Рік тому +831

      "Ah ha, _Bõn Joví..."_

    • @EternalQuestion
      @EternalQuestion Рік тому +1011

      Near where I live in the UK, is the vale of Belvoir.
      It was named by William the Conqueror after his victory at Hastings. It means 'beautiful view' in Norman French.
      Since medieval times (and still to this day) all of the local anglo saxons pronounce 'Belvoir' as 'Beaver' instead, because William the conqueror can fuck right off with his fancy French bullshit.
      And before any frogs start raging and calling me a dirty rosbif, it's a joke, I love you guys really. Now calm down and finish eating your snails.

    • @oswaldfeurst5247
      @oswaldfeurst5247 Рік тому +300

      supposedly English developed from France occupation... so... seems legit?

    • @PattPlays
      @PattPlays Рік тому +114

      ​@@oswaldfeurst5247gaul didnt occupy brittania, the romans did.
      wajt

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 Рік тому +313

      I still think it's kinda funny they made Anglo-Norman a thing at all. Like they deliberately mixed French and English together into one cursed bastard language to be used by the upper classes.

  • @somedude6833
    @somedude6833 Рік тому +1118

    Bards will see you bargain with deities and say “He cannot swoon a lady!”

    • @mrfaywilds8852
      @mrfaywilds8852 Рік тому +197

      Priests will see you performing on the streets, and say:
      "He serves no higher purpose worth financing."

    • @shem7146
      @shem7146 Рік тому +20

      Bards will see you and say
      Toss a coin to your witcher, oh valley of plenty!

  • @MoaRider
    @MoaRider Рік тому +8122

    A Space Marine will see you erase his brother from existence from a kilometer away and say
    "Tau can't melee"

    • @justinfrazier9555
      @justinfrazier9555 Рік тому +244

      Fire warriors ain't outshooting Marines anyways. They can pick their battlefield. They'll come up short regardless.

    • @AMabud-lv7hy
      @AMabud-lv7hy Рік тому +197

      A kilometer? Pffft, try halfway across the continent.

    • @gerald2508
      @gerald2508 Рік тому +183

      ​@@AMabud-lv7hy If the planetoid is small enough ...

    • @samrein9919
      @samrein9919 Рік тому +602

      A Tau will see you slaughter his entire battalion in close combat and say "He has no tactical acumen!"

    • @Cirac1
      @Cirac1 Рік тому +197

      ​@@justinfrazier9555 They literally were in the Democles gulf. Space Marines actually faced existential fear facing the Tau, because their weapons dont just kill the space marine, but also the geneseed.
      A company dying to tau is a wound that could take centuries to recover from.

  • @1800PAlN
    @1800PAlN Рік тому +240

    this meme is unironically a great reminder that people will judge you no matter what you do, thanks for the boost

  • @nanomario
    @nanomario Рік тому +2429

    Sorcerers will see the wizard casting spells memorized in 2 hours of study while speaking words of power in ancient fae from memory alone where one single mispelling can tear apart the fabric of reality and say
    "He lacks the will to evoke untamed magical forces"

    • @wn9500
      @wn9500 Рік тому +479

      Wizards will see sorcerers calling up vast magical powers with their natural talent and say ‘he hath not the talent to attend a magical university’

    • @GarlicPudding
      @GarlicPudding Рік тому +196

      ​@@wn9500Artificers will see you Whip a crowd of cringing slaves to fight for their freedom with a song and say,
      "Bards aren't smart enough to build a steam-powered ballista!"

    • @HexoHorizon
      @HexoHorizon Рік тому +141

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@GarlicPuddingbards will see you breach a fortress with your ingenious invention and say,
      “Artificers aren’t skillful enough to play music!”

    • @GripFist
      @GripFist Рік тому +122

      Warlocks will look at you conjure divine power directly from a deity and say “Clerics don’t have the guts to make a pact with a demon”

    • @CovertPosting
      @CovertPosting Рік тому +92

      Clerics will look at you after sacrificing 12 virgins to summon an ancient forgotten demon and say ''this lost soul has sold himself to the devil.''

  • @coolguymcbadass
    @coolguymcbadass Рік тому +98

    Halflings will watch you forge an Artificer’s Boomstick and say “Thou cannot afford a crossbow”

    • @mr.cauliflower3536
      @mr.cauliflower3536 Рік тому +10

      artificers will see thee pierce through two people and say
      "you lack the technical acumen to forge a boomstick and skill to shoot a bow"

    • @bryanmcclure2220
      @bryanmcclure2220 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@mr.cauliflower3536 Artificers will see you beat your enemy's death and say " This monk lacketh the skill to make wepons. "

  • @hueghh3775
    @hueghh3775 Рік тому +1732

    Eldar will see you obliterate an Ork camp from kilometers away with a Basilisk and say
    “The foolish Mon’keigh lacks the skill for a subtle and daring assault.”

    • @AMabud-lv7hy
      @AMabud-lv7hy Рік тому +210

      Humans will see you obliterate an enemy camp with one-hundredth of the manpower and resources they would have to use and say
      "Hmph, these xenos scums are a bunch of cowards"

    • @Meteorknite
      @Meteorknite Рік тому +8

      No Eldars tactics are long range
      Longer than tau humans
      They blow up planets with krorks from outside galaxy

    • @AMabud-lv7hy
      @AMabud-lv7hy Рік тому +20

      @@Meteorknite Eh, Krorks are more or less extinct by now (save for that one in Trazyn's collection), they were made by the Old Ones to fight against the Necrons very, very long time ago.

    • @AMabud-lv7hy
      @AMabud-lv7hy Рік тому +9

      @@cpaul562 Only the Eldars call humans Mon-keigh

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 Рік тому +21

      A Space Marine will see a Guardsman fire his Lasgun and say
      "He can't afford real ammunition"

  • @bitty_beastly47
    @bitty_beastly47 Рік тому +107

    "He cant afford a steed" one gets me so good. I love how stupid but also sharply insulting the goblin is

  • @father2mother3
    @father2mother3 Рік тому +3003

    Highwaymen will see you travel in a legally acquired stagecoach and say "stand and deliver"

  • @josefranco480
    @josefranco480 Рік тому +43

    Kings will see you raise an immortal army of the dead and say:
    “He hath not the respect of his people”

    • @littlefishbigmountain
      @littlefishbigmountain Рік тому +10

      Necromancers will see you rally your loyal troops to battle of their own volition and say
      “He busies himself with politics.”

  • @noahdavis7570
    @noahdavis7570 Рік тому +1204

    Horse owners will see you gas up your 4 horsepower Model T and say
    “That city slicker ain’t got no horses”

    • @Post_Shitters
      @Post_Shitters Рік тому +236

      Car owners will watch you spend years training a powerful beast and say “that country bumpkin does not have the finances to purchase a vehicle”

    • @MediHusky
      @MediHusky Рік тому +51

      @@Post_Shitters A horse is more expensive than most cars but you'll still catch me saying those exact words.

    • @bjboss1119
      @bjboss1119 Рік тому +13

      Correction, by acquiring a model T you have 4 horses and a carriage

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому +24

      "no horses? 🤨"

    • @MediHusky
      @MediHusky Рік тому +8

      @@bjboss1119 a horse has 15 horsepower. The model T was very ok by comparison because no poop/food & water.

  • @wimpwampwomp
    @wimpwampwomp Рік тому +459

    Scholars will see you distribute your crops amongst your people in a wise and filial way and say
    "This ruler acts in an unvirtuous manner and has lost Heaven's favor"

    • @Idkausernamelol69
      @Idkausernamelol69 Рік тому +73

      Kings will see you study the ancient rivalry between dwarves and elves and say "Ha, what a nerdeth he be."

    • @suwakomoriya5145
      @suwakomoriya5145 Рік тому +38

      Taoist: Scholars will see your religion endorsed by the emperor and say
      “Ha! Those hermits have no bearing on politics!”

    • @askinnyshademan
      @askinnyshademan Рік тому +27

      Emperors will see you educating yourself on great knowledge and say:
      "Hah! Scholars bear no political sense."

    • @Aedlmonrl
      @Aedlmonrl Рік тому +12

      @@suwakomoriya5145 Buddhists: Scholars will see your religion gain prominence and popular support amongst the populace and say
      "Bah, Those monks lack the ability to govern nations!"

    • @suwakomoriya5145
      @suwakomoriya5145 Рік тому +11

      Confucianist/Scholar-Official: Monks will see you revere Heaven and your ancestors and say:
      “He is too obsessed with worldly affairs!”

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Рік тому +3355

    That knight one was uncalled for. Who says you can't be chivalrous and get paid in the process?

    • @arnijulian6241
      @arnijulian6241 Рік тому +363

      The codes of Chivalry says it lad.
      Why titles & land were granted instead in history to permanently be under thumb to be called upon at any moment.
      Why my Cornish Clan swore off chivalry after England stopped waring with the French turning to Cornish rebellions with Piracy, plunder, mercenary work then privateering under Elizabeth in 1588 for pardon of all crimes rendered.
      Any monarch that make friendship with the Frog's is no monarch of mine to this day!

    • @PattPlays
      @PattPlays Рік тому +29

      the king/pope

    • @PattPlays
      @PattPlays Рік тому +118

      @@arnijulian6241 fast forward to the 1800's and the old nobility are a bunch of larping aristocrats..

    • @DrRipper19
      @DrRipper19 Рік тому +69

      Men-at-arms get laid
      Monastic knights get PAID (in the kingdom of god)

    • @arnijulian6241
      @arnijulian6241 Рік тому +32

      @@PattPlays Indeed, I find them Toffs as in those ''larping aristocrats'' that you rightly coined insufferable as well!
      Nice to happen upon someone that isn't gullible as it seems rather rare these days.
      Justice is foundation of kingdom/state!
      Iustitia est regnorum fundamentum.
      My how toffs that play as just have forgotten that.
      I can't help but be amused at the hubris of today leadership & the willingness to revise the past till they along with all have nothing!
      My Clan heraldry & name of Julianus as in 'servant of the celestial' as in the child of Jove is 2 & 1/2 millennia old but I see no reason to stand on ceremony like them walking breathing jokes.
      My family in continuity & select possessions are older then these nation's that come & fall as all do.
      Them ''Larping Aristocrats'' only bother mine when they are in war as I'm one of few true polemologist's left.
      lot of good name & revoked-titles ever did my elders for even in ww2 only 2 of 6 male elders lived through that war & ww1 was worse.
      I have no intention of accepting commission like my elders when the next inevitable war comes as London is a carrion city & Englishmen strangers in their own land.
      Truly a sad sight to behold is our Kingdom.
      Our glorious kingdom no more, undone by quislings punters & Entryism!

  • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
    @Connor_Kirkpatrick Рік тому +782

    Sorcerers will see you obliterate an entire army of goblins using a mounted catapult and say
    “He lacks the magical prowess to summon a fireball”

    • @lukabeltadze5326
      @lukabeltadze5326 Рік тому +110

      Generals will witness thine magical display of arcane magic and utter
      "He lacks the ability to control heavy artilary"

    • @ronnickels5193
      @ronnickels5193 Рік тому +23

      Fighters will see you harness the elements against your enemies and say
      "He lacks the strength and endurance for melee combat!!"

    • @bofuuu
      @bofuuu Рік тому +14

      Hog riders will observe you utilizing an x-bow and declare "he lacks the porcine potency to annihilate bastions with his swinish brawn"

  • @alexcunningham1647
    @alexcunningham1647 Рік тому +2854

    I'm only offended for the goblins

    • @toe_sucker_4165
      @toe_sucker_4165 Рік тому +394

      To be fair, they did get seen sneaking.

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 Рік тому +100

      As a bonafide goblin, I know many wizards who can't afford steeds.

    • @matthewyeldig4608
      @matthewyeldig4608 Рік тому +37

      ​@@Morec0 I assume that's why they learn teliport. =P

    • @ventgoblin330
      @ventgoblin330 Рік тому +22

      @@matthewyeldig4608 he be poor still

    • @DreadAnon
      @DreadAnon  Рік тому +167

      GOBBO PRIDE WORLD WIDE

  • @josipeka89
    @josipeka89 Рік тому +132

    This is objectively the best and finest genre of memes conjured so far.

  • @a.i5233
    @a.i5233 Рік тому +11

    Princes will bear witness to your unending onslaught of raids and sieges of the holds in their land and declare
    "the barbarous oaf lacketh the dedication to raise a kingdom"

  • @helicopterman8544
    @helicopterman8544 Рік тому +44

    Elves will see you build a war machine with pipes and steam and say “that dwarf is not close enough with nature to form an alliance with the tree folk”

  • @robwayne
    @robwayne Рік тому +46

    This is peak voice acting. This king put a whole demo reel in one UA-cam short.

  • @owlgoddess8534
    @owlgoddess8534 Рік тому +239

    all of these are great but nothing tops “he can’t afford a steed” for me that one’s just perfect

  • @matthewtully4103
    @matthewtully4103 Рік тому +12

    Hunters gatherers will see you till the soil on the bank of the Nile and say "he is too slow to catch beasts and too blind to find berries"

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 8 місяців тому +3

      Farmers will see you skilfully collecting the bounties of the forest and say "He lacks the patience and knowledge to maintain crops and livestock"

  • @DavidAsimov0
    @DavidAsimov0 11 місяців тому +7

    I like the detail of the nobility talk in a french accent and the peasantry with an english one. It shows the history of the english nobility being normans.

  • @tomaionescu6185
    @tomaionescu6185 Рік тому +127

    Early Medieval citizens will see you effortlessly capture a star to siphon its energy for your ship and say "By Gods, she hath stolen the Sun!"

    • @nooooooooot
      @nooooooooot Рік тому +35

      space age folk will observe you plow acres with nothing but a hoe and say “he doesn’t own a fabricator”

    • @tomaionescu6185
      @tomaionescu6185 Рік тому +16

      @@nooooooooot Sentient androids will see you move mountains with nothing but your arms and legs and say: "Haha, he doesn't have a metal body or access to the internet!"

    • @Aedlmonrl
      @Aedlmonrl Рік тому +14

      @@tomaionescu6185 softskinned beings would see you efficiently relegate tasks to billions of others using a neural network and say
      "The fools do not know honor and kinship"

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 4 місяці тому

      Theyre not wrong

  • @much7395
    @much7395 Рік тому +217

    That's another, free, 1 minute and 18 seconds of smiling, thank you very much

  • @TheVnator
    @TheVnator Рік тому +45

    My favorite part about this is how you do impressions of one side as if you were the other. Especially your impression of a goblin pretending to be a wizard, it actually sounded like a goblin pretending to be a wizard!

  • @kaptainmanslaughta7887
    @kaptainmanslaughta7887 Рік тому +257

    Dem uumiez will see ya wiv a tankbusta hamma an' be like:
    "That is tech heresy of the highest order and furthermore that rocket strapped to a metal pipe shouldn't be an effective anti-tank weapon."

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 Рік тому +83

      Orks will see you work together and be like:
      "DAT GIT'Z AIN'T INFIGHTIN', DEYZ WEAK!"

    • @oktagon4546
      @oktagon4546 Рік тому +6

      Daz uumie!
      Dey don' get da impact til it hitz 'em, harrr harrr.

    • @Eternus_transmogrifus49
      @Eternus_transmogrifus49 Рік тому +2

      I love that the Orks from Warhammer 40K are capable of speaking in concise grammatical sentences… they just choose not to!

    • @kimkillillasfuq8212
      @kimkillillasfuq8212 Рік тому +3

      ​@@oktagon4546the fact that this offers an English translation, just amazing

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze Рік тому +7

    Hostiles’ll spot you patchin’ your wounds and say,
    “Those idiots can’t afford a medic!”

  • @crankyhead1089
    @crankyhead1089 Рік тому +58

    I guess insecurity runs in any background and in any profession

  • @Ningflingslinger
    @Ningflingslinger Рік тому +169

    Book readers see you enjoying hundreds of literary works in digital form from the comfort of your phone and say:
    "Look at the techie, afraid of paper cuts!"

    • @stansman5461
      @stansman5461 Рік тому +85

      Tech loves will see you enjoy the peace of a book, independent of digital reliance and say
      "The hipster lives in the dark ages"

  • @voidishprattles4319
    @voidishprattles4319 Рік тому +1558

    I honestly love this because i feel like statistically some of these jokes were probably made verbatim by real people in the past.
    The pirate one especially, i can totally see a Pirate talking in a posh British accent and mocking the idea of licences.

    • @logandunlap9156
      @logandunlap9156 Рік тому +114

      i can definitely see the goblin one, wizards are assholes

    • @KingKayro87
      @KingKayro87 Рік тому +94

      "Talking in a posh British accent and mocking the idea of licenses" some things never change.

    • @shem7146
      @shem7146 Рік тому +9

      @@logandunlap9156there are also goblins who are aholes just like there are wizards who are aholes
      don't generalize

    • @ThePopo543
      @ThePopo543 Рік тому +1

      @@shem7146 yeah especially those goblins that kidnapped poor poor Nagi :'(

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 Рік тому +14

      Weren't pirates literally just noblemen with a ship and crew who decided to go rogue?

  • @shugafoo2847
    @shugafoo2847 Рік тому +8

    Pinkertons will see you rob a stagecoach and say:
    "By golly, i don't reckon that feller is a certified bounty hunter."

  • @SpookSkellington
    @SpookSkellington Рік тому +391

    The inquisition will see me raise hundreds of undead and say "He uses inferior dark magic, the light shall prevail"

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю Рік тому +85

      The necromancers will see me burning a hundredth witch and say "ha! The actual witch would burn him herself"

    • @mr.cauliflower3536
      @mr.cauliflower3536 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Слышьты-ф4юWhat is there to boast about?

    • @TheRhalf
      @TheRhalf Рік тому +3

      The emperor has no tolerance for undead filth

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю Рік тому +4

      @@mr.cauliflower3536 Simply, just for you: me kill A. A was not an impostor(chance: 100%).

  • @giavannaxo4908
    @giavannaxo4908 Рік тому +12

    0:37 That voice is so attractive to me, idk why😂

    • @notmyopinion4981
      @notmyopinion4981 3 місяці тому +3

      Nah you are on to something. Something moved inside of me when I heard that

  • @RedmondAlizarin
    @RedmondAlizarin Рік тому +27

    Samurai will witness you throw your sharpened projectiles with pinpoint accuracy then dissipate into the shadows and say:
    "That coward lacks a code of honor to live by."

    • @VeraVemaVena
      @VeraVemaVena 3 місяці тому +3

      Shinobi will see you push back the enemy's frontline from horseback and say:
      "He lacks the agility to infiltrate enemy territory"

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 3 місяці тому

      The samurai didn’t have a code of honor. That was edo propaganda

    • @KABLAMMATS
      @KABLAMMATS 3 місяці тому

      ​@@goldenfiberwheat238 no thats a meme

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 3 місяці тому

      @@KABLAMMATS you think edo period propaganda is a meme?

  • @supersnackbros2423
    @supersnackbros2423 Рік тому +6

    "Everyone's best at something, but nobody's best at everything." - Spongebob Squarepants

  • @illuminoeye_gaming
    @illuminoeye_gaming Рік тому +4

    i love how its just like everything is a clapback, theyre in dialogue

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua Рік тому +15

    The rogue will see you successfully intimidate *wood* and say: "Bah, this orc has no skill at _stealth."_
    *YOU NO SEE GROG!* (rolls a nat 20)

  • @redeniousmusic7551
    @redeniousmusic7551 Рік тому +6

    A monk will look at a townsfolk and say
    "oooh look at me I can't even concentrate on transcribing for even 5 hours"

  • @hammdogporkington3058
    @hammdogporkington3058 Рік тому +12

    I love the idea that all of these characters can do perfect impersonations of each other

  • @satvik142
    @satvik142 Рік тому +4

    Goblins will be blasted away by fireballs and say
    “He cant wield a bow”

  • @ranibowsprimkle1905
    @ranibowsprimkle1905 Рік тому +10

    dungeon masters will see you cast fireball in an enclosed space and say “this fool knowest not that he shall flame grill the rest of the party”

  • @sebastianlightcap2764
    @sebastianlightcap2764 Рік тому +7

    I love the subtle detail of the medieval period having peasants with anglo-Saxon/English accents and lords with Norman/French accents

  • @catgirlmariuwu1877
    @catgirlmariuwu1877 2 місяці тому +2

    Sailors will be lured to their death from your songs and say
    “This siren lacks the knowledge of loading a musket!”

  • @skyrah1365
    @skyrah1365 Рік тому +5

    Wizards will see you channel the might of your deity to burn the heretics and say "they lack the smarts to learn magic themselves".

  • @TheKillingThrow
    @TheKillingThrow Рік тому +6

    Goblins will watch you grow your own crops and say “he can’t afford to buy them at the store”

  • @seddybear
    @seddybear Рік тому +74

    german soldiers will see you with a trench gun and say
    "that weapon is inhumane"

    • @katier9725
      @katier9725 Рік тому +39

      French soldiers look at the greatest fighter ace of the war and shout "Mondieu, come down and fight like a man!"

    • @dulguunjargal1199
      @dulguunjargal1199 9 місяців тому +2

      Generals will see you wear down the enemy with a days long artillery barrage and overrun them in a sneak attack and say.
      That boy got no mustard gas! 😂

  • @DaveManHA
    @DaveManHA Рік тому +11

    If the Wizard can see you sneak, he probably has a good reason to front you.

  • @somemadnessfan4763
    @somemadnessfan4763 Рік тому +3

    i like how a majority of the memes are Medieval/Fantasy related and then BOOM Pirates

  • @DJMpro1999
    @DJMpro1999 5 місяців тому +21

    0:01 I'm a teleport superpower kinda guy... But if I was a goblin I'd rather have steed (wolf or spider ofc)

  • @reginlief1
    @reginlief1 Рік тому +40

    …I love that each individual perfectly imitates the other.
    Also the French accent.

  • @theHatted
    @theHatted Рік тому +10

    These are the goddamn best medieval/fantasy/whatever it’s called voices I’ve ever heard

  • @Overlord99762
    @Overlord99762 Рік тому +950

    KNIFE EARS WILL SEE YOU CUT DOWN TREES TO FULFILL YOUR INDUSTRIAL NEEDS AND SAY
    "You fool of a dwarf! You are destroying the sacred forest"

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 Рік тому +279

      Shorties will see you beseech the forest and mold a sword sharper than steel out of wood and say
      "KNIFE EAR CAN'T FORGE!"

    • @kenrudd6362
      @kenrudd6362 Рік тому +19

      @@nonya1366 simple as

    • @zosimustarkas_vt
      @zosimustarkas_vt Рік тому +48

      @@nonya1366 Short??? No Alliance!!!

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 Рік тому +37

      ​@@zosimustarkas_vt
      *Tugs beard with vengeful intent.*
      "Yup, that's a grudgin' fer the elmgi."

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s Рік тому +28

      knife-ears will see you flooding the wilderness surrounding the entrance to your fortress with lava to fend off sieges and say
      "he is not in tune with nature!"

  • @AngloSaxonWheatFarmer
    @AngloSaxonWheatFarmer Рік тому +16

    The men at arms will watch you shoot a man at 1000 paces with your longbow and proclaim
    “Hah! The man has no strength to wield a sword!”

  • @legionxfretensis1010
    @legionxfretensis1010 Рік тому +18

    Iron Warriors will see you construct fortresses that are impregnable yet majestic to behold and say:
    “Those amber-colored Fists do not deserve the favor they garner from He who sits on the Throne!”

    • @paudiedaly22
      @paudiedaly22 Рік тому +3

      Imperial Fists will watch you crack an enemy fortress like an egg and remark:
      "It's a tragedy that brutes are allowed to defile such fine work"
      The only exception is when it's an ork or Eldar base. In that case, they don't speak at all.

    • @legionxfretensis1010
      @legionxfretensis1010 Рік тому +1

      @@paudiedaly22 nice.

  • @Illumina_Blade
    @Illumina_Blade Рік тому +10

    If the wizard saw the goblin sneak he might be right.

  • @cornesalvo9366
    @cornesalvo9366 Рік тому +132

    "Sorcerers will see you invoke the divine judgement of the heavens above to smite your opponents and say: 'Pitiful is he who relieth not on his own skill but upon a figment of the imagination'"
    "Clerics will see you call upon the raw energies of the earth and say 'Faith reaches far, further than the unfulfilling toil of altering and manipulating God's intended creation'"

  • @Thefrogbread
    @Thefrogbread 5 місяців тому +2

    Gringlemores will see you sneed thine bleek and say
    “He can not hold upon to a gleck!”

  • @ManiakPL22
    @ManiakPL22 Рік тому +8

    ok, now I need, nay, I DEMAND a fictional universe where wizards, goblins, kings, pesants, knights, mercenaries, pirates, and sea traders all existing in the same universe and interacting on constnat basis.

  • @nonmodal
    @nonmodal Рік тому +2

    When thou art a simple sellsword and thine commander begins to speak of 'death before surrender'

  • @onebilliontacos3405
    @onebilliontacos3405 Рік тому +6

    The fact that this video was only one minute and twenty seconds is incredible.

  • @goingbozo
    @goingbozo Рік тому +2

    Clerics will watch you tap into your inner fighting aura to decimate a foe with a flash of fists and say
    "He hath no god to call on for this power!"

  • @nightsong81
    @nightsong81 Рік тому +44

    UA-camrs will see you comment on a video and say
    "Lol, he has no content on his channel"

    • @father2mother3
      @father2mother3 Рік тому +19

      Commenters will see you upload a standard commentary video and say "They are slaves to the algorithm"

  • @lord-of-roses6647
    @lord-of-roses6647 11 місяців тому +1

    I appreciate these come in opposite pairs, as if they were responding to each other

  • @Raxacoricofallapatorius
    @Raxacoricofallapatorius Рік тому +3

    I love the cockney accent given to the goblin, like you see in Shadow of War with the uruk lol. The Runescape music was a nice touch as well!

  • @hippotripo6145
    @hippotripo6145 Рік тому +8

    Marquis will watch you create the most awe inspiring masterpiece in existing and say “He hath none patron though”

  • @FarnesV
    @FarnesV Рік тому +7

    Orks will see you build castles for defense and says
    "He can't even Mass assault "

  • @clown1536
    @clown1536 11 місяців тому +2

    Y'know, these memes unironically help me see these kinds of things from the different perspectives, it's actually kinda cool

  • @Nello_angelo
    @Nello_angelo Рік тому +3

    Swordmans will see you shoot the enemies general from mountain away with a bow and say :"hohoho he have no courage to engage in an honrable duel "

  • @fiendfoliorealnotfake
    @fiendfoliorealnotfake 10 місяців тому +2

    Dwarves will see you transmutate common metals to gold and say "he lacks the strength to mine for riches"

  • @GenericClient
    @GenericClient Рік тому +3

    Dragons will see you cook with an oven and say,
    "He lack'eth a healthy throat!"

  • @TheLivingEnd987
    @TheLivingEnd987 6 місяців тому +2

    Scally wags will see your blunderbuss and say “he shan’t wield a cutlass”

  • @vnom84
    @vnom84 Рік тому +4

    Pharisees will see the son of god walk on water and say
    “He does not know how to swim!”

  • @ryanc970
    @ryanc970 Рік тому +2

    Scurvy dogs will witness ye blast the Kraken to Davy Jones's locker with yer cannon and say
    "Cap'n lacks the the ability to cast a harpoon"

  • @Awesomeevrydy
    @Awesomeevrydy Рік тому +9

    I like to imagine every single medieval/fantasy creature or position is all in a single bar and then there's just us walking around asking "What do you hate your rival counterpart says about you?" and immediately after they answer our question everyone gets into a massive brawl

  • @ethanstine426
    @ethanstine426 Рік тому +2

    Necromancers will see you fall into a spike trap and die impaled on a thousand spikes and say
    "Welcome"

  • @TOUGHEYES
    @TOUGHEYES Рік тому +176

    Paladins be looking at Fighters meleeing tactfully and saying: "He hath not a virtuous life by the Grace of the Gods."
    Fighters would look at Paladins Smiting a 12 ft demon and be saying: "You *need* your power ups."

  • @SammyPlayzRoblox
    @SammyPlayzRoblox 4 місяці тому +1

    Fairies will see you bury yer tooth under thy pillow and say
    “Who dost thou think us thee? THE TOOTHFAIRY?”

  • @TornHyperion
    @TornHyperion Рік тому +3

    Orcs will see you cast a spell of light and say, "He cant squabble the funds to buy a torch"

  • @Gookwear
    @Gookwear Рік тому +2

    The "peasants will see you subjects swear fealty to you" not ironically made me think

  • @ZombieBitez69
    @ZombieBitez69 2 місяці тому +2

    Bards will see you stutter and say “He hath no wit!”

  • @gedoplanet
    @gedoplanet Рік тому +2

    Merchants will see you purchase a used sword and say “he lacks the dexterity to haggle!”

  • @cuban-being3087
    @cuban-being3087 Рік тому +3

    Space Dwarfs will see you stepping on a bug and say.
    "If you don't Rock and Stone...you ain't coming home."

  • @TheFoolish727
    @TheFoolish727 Рік тому +2

    Merchant gargoyles see you trade a magic chalice for a magic sword and say
    “He cannot afford second hand goods!”

  • @TheBcoolGuy
    @TheBcoolGuy Рік тому +3

    mercenaries will see you lay down your life for king and country and say "wave goodbye to yer head, wanker!"

  • @theplaguedoctor142
    @theplaguedoctor142 Рік тому +3

    Knights will see you cast a spell that fires lightning from your tome and say:
    “He couldn’t best me in the ring of honor!”

  • @lordvess6214
    @lordvess6214 Рік тому +4

    Outlaws will see you pay your serf debts with the king's coin and say "He has no freedoms of travel or commerce"

  • @derpnip
    @derpnip Рік тому +7

    A man-at-arms will see you collapse a castle wall with a 200 lbs block of stone from 500 ft away and say "he cannot climb a ladder!"

  • @lunsine
    @lunsine Рік тому +2

    The god of the underworld see me slay his underlings and say:
    "Half-man know not a hardy spell to purge the wicked"

  • @u.kw1461
    @u.kw1461 Рік тому +3

    This is the best series ever. Love the mix of accents

  • @axetheviking6482
    @axetheviking6482 7 місяців тому +2

    Barbarians will see you infiltrate an enemy fortress and get out without raising an alarm and say "sneakthief doesn't have the balls to fight!"