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  • @mikerueffer579
    @mikerueffer579 Рік тому +9179

    Blood Angel: "Uh...governor where are your pants?"
    Governor: "It's the Jeanstealers they've taken everything!"

    • @DarkApostleNoek
      @DarkApostleNoek Рік тому +242

      It was the magpies really, wasn't it.

    • @vinculaomega5283
      @vinculaomega5283 Рік тому +109

      Wear some sweatpants then, or are those stolen too?

    • @Sapphh1c
      @Sapphh1c Рік тому +89

      I sure do hate the Jeanstealers.

    • @omeka8842
      @omeka8842 Рік тому +43

      dam those Jeans stealer!

    • @amorphoussolid8512
      @amorphoussolid8512 Рік тому +44

      They even took my formal jorts! Nothing denim is safe.

  • @Scarletraven87
    @Scarletraven87 Рік тому +5184

    >wave at them
    >3 armed
    Ships above:
    Commissar: what do you see?
    Gunner at the optics: A surprising lack of moral dilemma

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking Рік тому +379

      I mean, there isn't really one, if they were truly loyal then in death they will see the emperor and all will be forgiven, if not then they weren't worthy of forgiveness.

    • @chuckbuck5002
      @chuckbuck5002 Рік тому +154

      No I want a Guardsman unit that concist of genestealer cult members who had their connection to the Hive shut off. Maybe the inquisitor needed a force to hold them off and they were the only ones availible on planet.

    • @callumjohnston858
      @callumjohnston858 Рік тому +173

      @@chuckbuck5002 There's a space marine equivalent: the Scythes of the Emperor made a bit of an error during a tyranid invasion when their leadership got pretty much wiped. A few of them got infected, and had to wear psychic dampeners to shut out the hive mind.

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai Рік тому +189

      There's also a whole line of genestealers that the hivemind _doesn't want back._ Nobody knows exactly why but the hive fleets actively avoid any worlds they're active on. They've tried to migrate to a planet in the path of a splinter fleet at least once...only to have that fleet suddenly turn around and go somewhere else.

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 Рік тому

      @@GaldirEonai How does a genestealer cult migrate?

  • @dustinnabil798
    @dustinnabil798 Рік тому +5016

    The space marines are truly a reliable source of emotional support.

    • @____________838
      @____________838 Рік тому +75

      Blood Angels, specifically

    • @OckhamAsylum
      @OckhamAsylum Рік тому +93

      Ah yes, the most level-headed, emotionally stable and supportive of chapters, the Blood Angels.

    • @thelogicmatrix
      @thelogicmatrix Рік тому +28

      Requesting emotional support!

    • @highlandsprings5752
      @highlandsprings5752 Рік тому +9

      CH 130 over head for emotional support.

    • @grifinorange
      @grifinorange Рік тому +21

      Deploying tactical emotional support ship

  • @xxmattopsxx3931
    @xxmattopsxx3931 Рік тому +5754

    I like the idea that the Blood Angels just have a Tyranid infestation on board ship but are completely unfazed after the devastation of Ba'al

    • @donkface8509
      @donkface8509 Рік тому +536

      I mean, after you killed your 1 millionth bug, you'd get jaded after awhile

    • @Banchoking
      @Banchoking Рік тому +313

      It would be entirely in character for them to have looted a Tyranid ship and simply try to keep them quarantined until they can unleash them on the enemy.

    • @CountKibblesNBits
      @CountKibblesNBits Рік тому +256

      ​@@Banchoking I believe your thinking of Blood Ravens, these are Blood Angels. The Ravens have white pauldrons.

    • @I_am_always_correct
      @I_am_always_correct Рік тому +153

      It's equivalent to rural houses getting mice coming in from nearby wilds but the people living inside already have several cats

    • @bloodraven7237
      @bloodraven7237 Рік тому +44

      Who hath summoned me!

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 Рік тому +6145

    "Killing them is super easy, barely an inconvenience"
    Man, unexpected references are *_tight._*

  • @r.e.z9428
    @r.e.z9428 Рік тому +4253

    I mean, those were some pretty chill space marines overall honestly, even gave them a quick painless death rather than let them consumed by the hive.

    • @Leviathis_Krade
      @Leviathis_Krade Рік тому +209

      you know, those -chaos marines- [Blood Angels] -may have been servants of khorne- but even they can spot -a false deity- tyranids a mile away.
      i'm more surprised in how calm they were.

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch Рік тому +126

      Those were Blood Angels.

    • @EnbyOccultist
      @EnbyOccultist Рік тому +219

      @@Leviathis_Krade Those are Blood Angels, not Korn Marines, you can tell because they completely lack belts of skulls and massive brass horns

    • @the-wanderer111
      @the-wanderer111 Рік тому +69

      Seem more like red salamanders for how nice they where to the genestealers.

    • @Leviathis_Krade
      @Leviathis_Krade Рік тому +58

      @@EnbyOccultist oh yeah I see that now, the second one holding a leech threw me off.
      and this also explains their amicable temperament towards the genestealer cultist being as they are interlinked lorewise to be vigilant toward said enemy's pawns
      the first one even has a visible blood angel livery

  • @sono_chi_no_sodium_chlorid7635
    @sono_chi_no_sodium_chlorid7635 Рік тому +2264

    I like how calm he was when he said "Well that's sounds herecital"

    • @PetrMashianov
      @PetrMashianov Рік тому +116

      Mortal heretics are not high tier enemies, barely an inconvenience. It is ok to stay calm =)

    • @TheThing4444
      @TheThing4444 Рік тому +55

      He probably help crushed several Genestealer uprisings just in this month.

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 Рік тому +53

      “Sounds herecital but we’ll hear you out.”

    • @flaetsbnort
      @flaetsbnort Рік тому +48

      I bet he just genuinely wanted to know where it was going

    • @yanaskhoir3657
      @yanaskhoir3657 Рік тому +2

      ❤ Heresy more, Emperor is Liar

  • @thomasace2547
    @thomasace2547 Рік тому +702

    “Using exterminatus to remove heresy was super easy... Barely an inconvenience” - The Imperial Inquisition

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero Рік тому

      Signing the death warrant for an entire world and consigning a million souls to oblivion is *_Tight!_*

    • @Gekk-rx7nv
      @Gekk-rx7nv Рік тому

      Man, virus bombs dropped from low orbit are tight

  • @cthulhuman6162
    @cthulhuman6162 Рік тому +472

    “I can spit out my ears” in a hillbilly accent killed me because of the ambiguity as to whether he can spit *out of* his ears or just *spit out ears*

  • @cassandrabelyeu2419
    @cassandrabelyeu2419 Рік тому +1561

    For a second I thought the Blood Angels were leaving the cultists to be eaten by the Tyranid Hive fleet, and disapproved.
    Then the screen went white and I realized that they burned off everything the Tyranids could have eaten.
    Good job, Marines! Not perfect, but good.

    • @hisLoneliness2961
      @hisLoneliness2961 Рік тому +88

      There with the emperor's light now

    • @necromater6656
      @necromater6656 Рік тому +120

      Better to burn than be consumed by space bugs

    • @psychicmane7636
      @psychicmane7636 Рік тому +59

      @@necromater6656 yeah and consumed in a rather fucked way too they did them a mercy getting eaten by tyranids is right behind getting captured by slaaneshi daemons on the idealeo scale

    • @bognog0469
      @bognog0469 Рік тому +18

      @@psychicmane7636 Don't forget Dark Eldar.

    • @reduande
      @reduande Рік тому +12

      ​@@bognog0469Dark Eldars?
      They are saving themselfs. By doing to others, what Slaanesh would do to them.
      Technically, they are his demons too.

  • @TheSleepingSeer
    @TheSleepingSeer Рік тому +3135

    "If a weird giant lobster showed up at my house and told me to kill all my friends and family, I would... simply refuse."
    Possibly one of my favorite lines from this channel lmao

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama Рік тому

      Yeah, but in practice they manipulate you with psykic. So you are not yourself when listen to them.

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune Рік тому +39

      "No thanks."

    • @celestialsalamander
      @celestialsalamander Рік тому +21

      This should have been Abraham's response.

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 Рік тому +3

      I wouldn't refuse

    • @noneofyourbusiness4830
      @noneofyourbusiness4830 Рік тому

      Genestealers inject a brainwashing venom first, then people become obedient to them.
      I know this from playing a Warhammer game and reading its encyclopedia.

  • @Lightscribe225
    @Lightscribe225 Рік тому +979

    The blood angel librarian Mephiston called one a Magus. The Magus was shocked that it knew who he was. Mephiston says "That's what you always call yourself. Every cult, every gathering across a dozen worlds I've met you. And you were always called the Magus."
    Should have been a clue that things weren't going to end well for the cult...

    • @adamdymke8004
      @adamdymke8004 Рік тому +106

      At least they chose a different Primarch, else the chaplains would assume Genestealers all triggered the Black rage.

    • @Ariana321
      @Ariana321 Рік тому +92

      It *NEVER* ends well for anyone who Mephiston recognizes as an enemy. He's called the "Lord of Death" for a very good reason.

    • @Lorddacenshadowind
      @Lorddacenshadowind Рік тому +22

      Is this from a specific book?

    • @powerist209
      @powerist209 Рік тому +11

      Also Mephiston was part of Space Hulk team in Sins of Damnation as Calistarius.
      So he fought Genestealer for a long time.

    • @CatBxtchNami
      @CatBxtchNami 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Lorddacenshadowind
      Yap.

  • @PikachuLittle
    @PikachuLittle Рік тому +278

    Blood Angel: “Yeah killing genestealers is super easy”
    Dark Angel Deathwing: “Say psych right now!”

    • @l1ghtd3m0n3
      @l1ghtd3m0n3 Рік тому +44

      “Maybe if you were at Baal you wouldn’t suck at it!”

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle Рік тому +36

      @@l1ghtd3m0n3 “Maybe if we were at Baal you wouldn’t have had to have your asses bailed out by Chaos”

    • @JeffGreff
      @JeffGreff Рік тому +24

      @@PikachuLittle I’ve read the devastation of Baal. Chaos did fuck all except write Ka'Bandhas name on one of the moons after getting his ass handed to him by Mephiston and the rest of the blood angel librarians. Chaos only invaded on the secondary moon away from all of the action and were only important in the story of how the Flesh Tearers saw themselves and their ending in the destruction of that other chapter. Ka'Bandha didn’t even manage to turn the other chapter.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle Рік тому +21

      @@JeffGreff they also chucked a good chunk of the Hive Fleet into the Warp, therefore removing a significant portion of the Tyranids from the playing field. So yeah Chaos saved their asses by clearing out the bugs.

    • @JeffGreff
      @JeffGreff Рік тому +7

      @@PikachuLittle I know they killed a bunch of the bugs but I thought the space marines stationed on that moon would have taken an equal chunk out of them. I don’t remember the book saying that the demons damaged the fleet. I know Ka’Banda fell through space and saw the fleet battle and then the demons and tyranids on the moon fought. I might just have forgotten something. Apologies if that is the case however I do remember that after the rift opened a very large portion of the fleet was destroyed due to how the opening of the great rift affected the hive mind. In that way I guess chaos did inadvertently help the blood angels but I know Guiliman told Dante after the fight that he had basically beaten the Tyranids before the crusade got there but that could just be the G man trying to cheer Dante up.
      Either way it was still a great book and i’m a massive Imperium simp so fuck chaos.
      (I am joking sorry if that didn’t come across earlier)

  • @rdubayoo
    @rdubayoo Рік тому +182

    The Blood Angels might be underselling how much damage Genestealers are doing to the Imperium by just a smidgen.

    • @lokiweb2165
      @lokiweb2165 Рік тому +4

      Nonsense

    • @kingofworms831
      @kingofworms831 Рік тому +36

      The imperium has to deal with
      1. Mummy terminators
      2. New game+ orks
      3. Four Satans
      4. And the bugs themselves
      I think the gene-stealers might be bit less important

    • @rdubayoo
      @rdubayoo Рік тому +16

      @@kingofworms831 Remind me, how do the Tyranids find new planets to invade? Oh, that's right, Genestealer scouts that infest entire populations and rise up in rebellion just as the Nids start pulling up to the buffet.

    • @AMPMASTER10
      @AMPMASTER10 4 місяці тому +2

      And the fact they can open a set of space marine terminator armor like a can of sardines.

  • @gagaplex
    @gagaplex Рік тому +608

    Spotting a Ryan George reference is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @Miron_Marnic
    @Miron_Marnic Рік тому +891

    I feel bad for this guy. I hope he can find peace in the Emperor's embrace. Remember, MOST people deserve a second chance.

    • @CyrodiilCome
      @CyrodiilCome Рік тому +44

      He's part alien emperor ain't taking him lol

    • @timmorin6657
      @timmorin6657 Рік тому +113

      ​@@CyrodiilCome he'll take the human part I'm sure.

    • @chefmaikocook5233
      @chefmaikocook5233 Рік тому +49

      @@timmorin6657 does genestealer affect souls? They aren't like Nurgle gift from what I can tell

    • @brucejedilee5290
      @brucejedilee5290 Рік тому +25

      That sounds pretty heretical

    • @Maskof7eyes2
      @Maskof7eyes2 Рік тому +1

      Yeah sorry bud the life on them is that they're all litteraly biological descendants of the genestealer. And the more human they look the closer they are to birthing a new wave of genestealers and staring the whole process over again. The worst part for them is that the Tyranids turn their brainwashing off the moment they don't need them anymore, which is usually followed by a long walk off a short precipice into a vat of acid where they feel horrible guilt for their actions.

  • @loyalistmundicomedentisdux9538
    @loyalistmundicomedentisdux9538 Рік тому +518

    Considering the overall intelligence and vastness of the imperium, that conversation may have transpired. Both funny and pitiful.

    • @AStrangeWindmill
      @AStrangeWindmill Рік тому +57

      And the emperor continues to sit on his throne, just mad as hell about it.

    • @utubrGaming
      @utubrGaming Рік тому

      ​@@AStrangeWindmill [CAPTAIN GENERAL, PREPARE THE CREATION OF ANOTHER TEN THOUSAND CUSTODES TO BE SENT THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY]
      May I ask why, my lord?
      [BECAUSE THE GENESTEALER CULTS ARE DISTRIBUTING UNAUTHORISED COPIES OF MY LIKENESS. IT'S A COPYRIGHT THING. HELP THEM CEASE AND DESIST]

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 6 місяців тому +11

      @@AStrangeWindmill Dude has been glued to his gamer chair for 10,000 years just seething at the state of humanity unable to do anything about it

    • @chrisironland7050
      @chrisironland7050 6 місяців тому +1

      @@JJAB91 This made me wheeze for a good while, idk why XD

    • @CatBxtchNami
      @CatBxtchNami 5 місяців тому +3

      @@JJAB91 The emperor sounding like a user of r/atheism.

  • @jonathanwatson4484
    @jonathanwatson4484 Рік тому +333

    RIP planet governor, may you soul find redemption in death and be united once again with you family, for despite bieng a heretic you were able to repent in the end.

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama Рік тому +21

      At least he repent.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking Рік тому +46

      It's kind of hard to say heretic since how are you suppose to tell one seemingly godly manifestation claiming to be the emperor from another, especially since the church says things like that absolutely happen to those people who are worthy.

    • @jonathanwatson4484
      @jonathanwatson4484 Рік тому

      @@Nyghtking well it depends on what you would call a heretic in context, in my mind a heretic is someone not worshipping the emperor or not carrying out what the emperor wishes, the blood guard is a good example, them bieng cultist to khorne are heretics but they think the emperor will be a new chaos god, however they are still blood thirsty psychotic worshipers of chaos, so even do the planet governor thought he was carrying out the emperor wishes he still murder his wife and son which is in opposite with the emperor wish, he was aware of the entire process and even do the genestealer had to convince him he didn't stop and consider "wait why is the emperor asking me to kill my friend's and family, also why is he an alien" which makes him a heretic, but he was actually seem like a nice planet governor since he ask the Spacemarine to join him and didnt bring any bodyguards so yeah, he just an very unlucky victim.

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity Рік тому +7

      @@Nyghtking >how are you suppose to tell
      Scepticism.

    • @logandelaharpe6362
      @logandelaharpe6362 Рік тому +2

      Maybe draw the line at two arms

  • @Al3xtheMeh
    @Al3xtheMeh Рік тому +222

    “Killing them is super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
    “Wow wow wow.”

    • @jacobm8242
      @jacobm8242 Рік тому +8

      …wow

    • @SpacebarKodo
      @SpacebarKodo Рік тому +7

      Oh two comments referencing another youtuber is tight

  • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
    @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Рік тому +131

    The calm delivery of 'that sounds heretical' absolutely killed me.

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 5 місяців тому +3

      And his brother saying "That sounds extremely heretical but hey, we'll hear you out." Killed me.

  • @thedbdentity2102
    @thedbdentity2102 Рік тому +85

    “ yeah… This was the first cult that actually maintain some semblance of humanity. That jeans dealer must’ve been trying out a new tactic. Too bad it didn’t work OK drop the nuke swarm now.”

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +443

    Blood Angels asked Genestealers how's their health plan.
    Apparently it was great.

    • @cognisant307
      @cognisant307 Рік тому +21

      I understood that reference.

    • @greatclubsandwich5612
      @greatclubsandwich5612 Рік тому +52

      Broodlord: "I may or may not have fed a lie to the local Governacia that for their devotion, I would give them immortality..."
      Blood Angels: "And they fuc king bought that?"
      Broodlord: "Like discount peixe."
      Blood Angel: "You cheeky dick waffle..!"

    • @wylandnares8642
      @wylandnares8642 Рік тому +26

      *Blood Angels proceed to go on a very enthusiastic walk.*

    • @screret4794
      @screret4794 Рік тому +6

      *screams of pain*

    • @manticore6963
      @manticore6963 Рік тому

      "And what about the Cult Leader?"
      *BANG*
      Pussed out like a BITCH

  • @patrickblanchette4337
    @patrickblanchette4337 Рік тому +151

    0:58 I gotta say, I love the “cape” that the model-maker gave to the “God-Emperor of Mankind”.

    • @z.adkins862
      @z.adkins862 Рік тому +18

      It's like he's peeking out under his favorite blanket. Just can't DEAL with this shit today.

    • @timwhalen8171
      @timwhalen8171 2 місяці тому +2

      Reminded me of the Blood-Starved Beast from Bloodborne.

  • @gulver8693
    @gulver8693 Рік тому +62

    Yeah, Exterminatius is usually a lot more merciful fate than what happen when a hive fleet arrive.

    • @gorkemaykut5230
      @gorkemaykut5230 Рік тому +2

      Lol if someone can erase my existence in a mere moment I wouldn't have a problem with it

  • @Edward-mo7tn
    @Edward-mo7tn Рік тому +24

    "You've basically been worshipping the equivalent of a space marine scout."

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott Рік тому +38

    Funniest part for me is that he wasn't even worshipping a Patriarch, just an average, run-of-the-mill Genestealer 😂

    • @iamsinistar8971
      @iamsinistar8971 Рік тому +4

      Must be one of the really gullible hive worlds if the Tyranids didn't even bother setting up a proper cult.

  • @lukelim5094
    @lukelim5094 Рік тому +18

    The two blood angels were actually pretty nice not to burst his bubble and shoot him there and then. Actually even had a nice conversation lol. Probably felt bad for him.

  • @willhiggins9563
    @willhiggins9563 Рік тому +13

    0:15 “More for us I suppose”. That’s a real warrior poet, he’s know the reading was fake, but he probably plans are organizing his own just because he was looking forward to it.

  • @vezanmatics
    @vezanmatics Рік тому +254

    Isn't comparing a Genestealer to a Genestealer Patriarch kind of like comparing an acorn to a fully-grown oak, or a single cancer cell to Stage 3 Leukemia

    • @oldred890
      @oldred890 Рік тому +34

      All if it will burn equally well in the exterminatus~

    • @vezanmatics
      @vezanmatics Рік тому +33

      @@oldred890 oh so they ARE a serious threat then! You wouldn't exterminatus a planet without considering it a last resort

    • @flinfake
      @flinfake Рік тому +10

      @@vezanmatics bet

    • @MrSpartanspud
      @MrSpartanspud Рік тому

      @vezanmatics It almost seems like a passive aggressive questioning of the Inquisition. Good thing the virus bombs are already on their way.

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 Рік тому +31

      Yes it is. Especially when said acorn has hardened claws that can rip apart terminator armour like butter. those are just the babies, imagine the grandpa of them all

  • @Dumb-Comment
    @Dumb-Comment Рік тому +26

    What is so sad about this is almost the same thing is happening in real life with cults, except for the flesh melting part

  • @AdeptKing
    @AdeptKing Рік тому +28

    Those space marines were remarkably reasonable and calm about the whole thing.

  • @caseymalkiewicz6689
    @caseymalkiewicz6689 Рік тому +329

    Blood Angel 1: How foolish, mistaking a simple genestealer for a being as important as the Emperor. Isn't that right Horus?
    Blood Angel 2: Absolutely Horus.
    Both:...DIE BETRAYER!!

    • @avezearth9528
      @avezearth9528 Рік тому +24

      Well... That escalated quickly

    • @caseymalkiewicz6689
      @caseymalkiewicz6689 Рік тому +13

      @Avezearth 9 Their father was known for his temper.

    • @HeIsAnAli
      @HeIsAnAli Рік тому +22

      ...and this is why the Deathwing does Space Hulks.
      - Belial, Grand Master of the Deathwing

    • @caseymalkiewicz6689
      @caseymalkiewicz6689 Рік тому +31

      @Ali C. Dark Angel: Alright talk, where are the Fallen??!
      Tyranid: 'hissing, growls and roars.'
      Dark Angel: Playing hardball ehh?

    • @HeIsAnAli
      @HeIsAnAli Рік тому +8

      @Mal Theri Black Rage, not an obsession with -hunting the Fallen- ABSOLUTE LOYALTY.

  • @TheDreadedAssassin
    @TheDreadedAssassin Рік тому +20

    Those marines were like..
    "Hehe, Extermi- NOT US!" (Evacuates)

  • @jiado6893
    @jiado6893 Рік тому +92

    I really wonder if anyone in the Inquisition or Eccliarchry have sat a GS cultures down to explain this to them. Just to see if it breaks their brains.

    • @claudiomunoz5751
      @claudiomunoz5751 Рік тому +66

      During first contact the "emperor" puts the cultists under hypnosis, the cultists really sees the "emperor" and the weird offsprings as angels and full of the true emperor's radiance, that is until the moment they jump into the acid pool when the mirage is gone and they get to see how deep they got screwed

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim Рік тому

      ​@@claudiomunoz5751Apparently, in recent events, the Hivemind has been maintaining the Illusion.
      Some Genestealer Cults have been carried up to the Hiveships by Gargoyles, and I think there is a Genestealer Cult floating alongside a Hivefleet after their planet was devoured.

    • @thegreyghostwarband
      @thegreyghostwarband Рік тому

      No point. Once you're implanted with the genestealer's kiss, you are their thrall. If you rise high enough in the cult to see the patriarch, you're either already implanted, or you're the child of a genestealer.

  • @siamihari8717
    @siamihari8717 Місяць тому +2

    Meanwhile the terminators waltzing through a spacehulk with only one survivor in the end:

  • @nicholasleon7819
    @nicholasleon7819 Рік тому +27

    the wide blood angel with the deadpan delivery of "that sounds heretical" really got me

  • @NonApplicable1983
    @NonApplicable1983 Рік тому +19

    This happens in Day of Ascension and they come to the conclusion that giant bugs that will eat them are still preferable to the Imperium.

  • @hydra7427
    @hydra7427 Рік тому +32

    I dunno if "space marine scout" is really a fair comparison. They are the vanguard, but more like a "trained ninja with mind control powers and razor sharp claws" vanguard.

    • @cron1807
      @cron1807 3 місяці тому

      To be fair a space marine scout had a gun and pretty good stealth so

  • @AStrangeWindmill
    @AStrangeWindmill Рік тому +13

    That might be the most lighthearted thing I've seen out of 40k.

  • @prodi16
    @prodi16 Рік тому +21

    the fact that both of them appeared in full terminator armor makes it better.

  • @UGNAvalon
    @UGNAvalon Рік тому +144

    “The Emperor is the big flaming ball of light in the sky!”
    “Not quite, but we’ll accept it.”
    “The Emperor has 2 extra arms for embracing all of humanity!”
    “Ok _that.._ That is heretical.”

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 Рік тому +68

      "The Emperor is a big machine god that looks like a dragon!"
      "That is definitely heretical, but we'll let it slide because we need tech."

    • @patches3555
      @patches3555 Рік тому +29

      "The emperor is an undying spooky skeleton!"
      "Well thats about right-"
      "Made of metal! And he steals our things!"

    • @ShadesMF
      @ShadesMF Рік тому +15

      @@patches3555 wait who in the galaxy thinks Trazyn is the Emperor?

    • @elitemook4234
      @elitemook4234 Рік тому +9

      ​@@Mechagodzilla128 'because we don't know how to restart the wi fi router ourselves'

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm Рік тому +3

      @@ShadesMF One planet did.

  • @mansoorhameed7075
    @mansoorhameed7075 Рік тому +36

    Easily the most chill, relatable space marines of all time

  • @MrDorkbot
    @MrDorkbot Рік тому +28

    >genestealers are actually pretty low down
    He says but I had my deathwatch character get completely eviscerated in 1 turn by 2 of those fuckers because whoever made the RPG thought every enemy needed like 15 rules each.

  • @andrefilipe9042
    @andrefilipe9042 Рік тому +12

    The addition of Age of Mythology combat music was a welcome surprise.

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 Рік тому +25

    Scythe of the Emperor nearby downing his 18th amasec: IT WAS THAT FUCKING EASY?!

  • @kobold7466
    @kobold7466 Рік тому +2

    i wonder how canon it is for space marines to really be like "hes not a bad guy...but hes still gonna die anyway...ill let him be blessed with ignorance"

  • @simoneichler7320
    @simoneichler7320 Рік тому +14

    "That sounds heretical" is the best one liner I heared

  • @JanitorScruffy
    @JanitorScruffy Рік тому +3

    "Not the mookiest of mooks" lmao

  • @sayansaha155
    @sayansaha155 Рік тому +20

    1:34 : Ryan is that you?

  • @emmetcoyne6436
    @emmetcoyne6436 Рік тому +9

    They gave them the Emperor's peace, better that then being turned into a biomass smoothie for the hive fleets I guess.

  • @camramaster
    @camramaster Рік тому +3

    "Illuminating conversation."
    No, see, that's what the orbital ships with their Lances are for.

  • @haydennoble9253
    @haydennoble9253 Рік тому +31

    This was even funnier than I thought it would be. Great work.

  • @abnegazher
    @abnegazher Рік тому +12

    Imagine if in the Grim Darkness of the Far Future... Suddenly all humanity (super and abhumans included) gained good common sense.

  • @stavinaircaeruleum2275
    @stavinaircaeruleum2275 Рік тому +5

    "Not the mookiest of mooks, but still pretty mooky."
    New favorite phrase

  • @jackielana9993
    @jackielana9993 Місяць тому +1

    I love the Age of Empires 2 music in the background, it fits so well here!

  • @17raysplays29
    @17raysplays29 Рік тому +11

    "Making a Pitch Meeting reference must be pretty hard in a 40k video huh?"

  • @vitaliyred622
    @vitaliyred622 Рік тому +12

    "It's barely an inconvenience!" I get that quote, nice reference.

  • @templargfx
    @templargfx Рік тому +5

    Space Marine "You didn't think it was at all weird that the champion of humanity and scurge of the xenos was mutating you all into three-armed purple bug people?"
    Governor "I going to need you to get ALL the way off my back on that"

  • @Toneill029
    @Toneill029 Рік тому +1

    Don’t worry governor the emperor is merciful and you as a faithful servant will join him and your family in the next life over. You are forgiven.

  • @mr.shameless1886
    @mr.shameless1886 Рік тому +2

    still cant get the image of a genestealer WEARING JEANS.

  • @AnthonyP118
    @AnthonyP118 Рік тому +9

    I mean... once a genestealer becomes a Patriarch it evolves into basically a Broodlord so the Magus shouldn't feel too bad.

  • @connormcmullin2857
    @connormcmullin2857 Рік тому +5

    ive always wanted a story about a genestealer 3rd generation who's patriarch was killed way before the tyranid fleet arrived for accension, setting all of the genestealers free. Interesting to see how they'd try to continue to survive in imperial space.

  • @SmithOfGear92
    @SmithOfGear92 Рік тому +157

    Imagine meeting a bug that tricks you and your friends into worshipping it like a god, and willingly allowing the bug to turn you and your friends into bugs
    *Cringe*

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 Рік тому

      To be fair, most of them don't get willingly turned. Genestealer cults rarely happen willingly, they usually begin with a genestealer jumping some guy and tongue fucking him into a hybrid, then that hybrid starts tricking and/or outright kidnapping his friends and family and turning them too. And on and on it goes until the cult expands.

    • @pikadragon2783
      @pikadragon2783 Рік тому +3

      but... EXTRA arms!

    • @foisopracurtir6389
      @foisopracurtir6389 Рік тому +11

      ​@@pikadragon2783 The mechanicus ones ara better

  • @Gabronthe
    @Gabronthe Рік тому +10

    To be fair, that Genesteal is VERY tough.

  • @krisztiansturm1690
    @krisztiansturm1690 Рік тому +4

    That Patriarch model with the cloak looks realy neat

  • @Rhamirezz85
    @Rhamirezz85 Рік тому +9

    "I would simply refuse..." XD Best line! Great job with this!

  • @insectslayer1374
    @insectslayer1374 Рік тому +4

    these blood angels really were nice since they gave him a quick and painless death

  • @carbodude5414
    @carbodude5414 Рік тому +3

    Its funny how these Blood Angels treat Genestealers like a minor inconvenience while a Warhammer+ animation focused on Blood Angels sees them getting slaughtered by Genestealers

  • @Ironbattlemace
    @Ironbattlemace Рік тому +3

    I lol'd hard at the "Weird giant lobster" segment :D

  • @fadelsukoco3092
    @fadelsukoco3092 Рік тому +38

    This reminds me of the Age of Dusk 60K fanfic, where sometime after the Imperium falls, the Tryanids leave the galaxy and a bunch of Genestealer hybrid civilizations ally with Vulkan's new Imperium since they no longer have a connection to the Hive Mind.

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast Рік тому +15

      "sounds weird and heretical but okay I guess"

    • @fadelsukoco3092
      @fadelsukoco3092 Рік тому +10

      @@ffwast It's the 60K fic, a lot has stayed the same but a lot has changed, including what and what isn't "heresy" and by who's standard.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle Рік тому

      Hey the Realm of Fathers is the economic backbone of the Vulkan Imperium and they held the fucking line against the forces of Khaine!

    • @logandelaharpe6362
      @logandelaharpe6362 Рік тому

      So vulkans a heretic got it

  • @DinsRune
    @DinsRune Рік тому +34

    "Noooo, genestealers are super strong and super fast, and their claws can cut through terminator armor, and they can deflect bolter shots, and and and!!!"
    I really like genestealers, but the whole thing of them being sneaky infiltrators and master manipulators, AND also being super-big-dick alien warriors that can solo an entire space marine chapter is Sue-ish as hell. Pick a lane.

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 Рік тому +6

      I mean, as far as mary sues go, space marines are full of them.
      They absolutely cannot solo a marine chapter, but back in 3rd edition, a squad of them could easily pop a land raider, so you still don't want to get in melee with them.

    • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
      @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 Рік тому

      ​@@Mechagodzilla128Which is dumb as hell.

    • @s.a.l.1974
      @s.a.l.1974 9 місяців тому +4

      I mean it's fucking Warhammer it's a bunch of Mary Sue factions anyway lol

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 7 місяців тому +4

      They're really not overpowered, just very fast and have physics-defying warp-infused claws that cut through anything. Tyranid claws are similar to power swords because they're all psychic. Terminators can mow them down easily, but if the Genestealers get into close combat the Terminators aren't necessarily going to win. I mean, imagine how useless the Genestealers would be if they couldn't shred armor?

    • @Eye_Of_Odin978
      @Eye_Of_Odin978 6 місяців тому +3

      Having played the original Space Hulk a fair bit, thats not entirely true tbh.
      Sure they CAN take out a Terminator, if they get close enough at all.
      But a zerg-rush of Genestealers towards Marines with heavy weapons would be just a wasteful idea.

  • @NonsenseFabricator
    @NonsenseFabricator 6 місяців тому +1

    2:20 - I like "I would simply refuse" instead of the expected threat.
    Like "nah... I don't wanna do that."

  • @justyagre6296
    @justyagre6296 Рік тому +7

    Now Brothers, with that cleared up, let us hold our own Poetry Recital.

  • @ivansleepy4722
    @ivansleepy4722 Рік тому +3

    0:59 that little "woops" is just perfect

  • @Marconius6
    @Marconius6 Рік тому +2

    If this were lore accurate, that gene stealer would just be the governor's dad.

  • @dedfoker
    @dedfoker Рік тому +3

    Probably the nicest way the blood angels did exterminatus to an infested world.

  • @ruileite2634
    @ruileite2634 Рік тому +1

    A few moments later: "We have arrived and it is now we perform our charge..."

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer Рік тому +3

    It was really nice of those space marines to get that governor to repent before exterminatusing that whole world.

  • @jacobcrowder4920
    @jacobcrowder4920 8 місяців тому +1

    At least they nuke the planet instead of leaving them to die by getting eaten by alien creatures but still it's messed up that they just left them behind!

    • @Groza_Dallocort
      @Groza_Dallocort 6 місяців тому

      They where non sanctioned mutants and already corrupted by the genestealer so too late for that planet

  • @nobody-pr7fg
    @nobody-pr7fg Рік тому +3

    The tiny moment of duelling banjos was brilliant

  • @seal8900
    @seal8900 Рік тому +3

    Funnily enough since the tyranids are a hivemind he was kinda worshiping the entire hivemind, which is kinda understandable

  • @knight_lautrec_of_carim
    @knight_lautrec_of_carim Рік тому +3

    I always thought that the genestealers were already more or less in full control once the first few mutant generations are born. Like the cultist in the vid wasn't convinced by words but was already born as part of the nids because his genetic material was changed enough.

  • @leonbarbe2501
    @leonbarbe2501 Рік тому +4

    Recognising Ryan George's catchphrase is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 6 місяців тому

      Referncing "Pitch Meetings" in random media is TIGHT!

  • @kellyscout-vw4mz
    @kellyscout-vw4mz Рік тому +1

    1🇺🇸🌈🎄🪞💪🥷🏽🏈🐉 THE LION EL JOHNSON GOES ROGUE...EITHER WAY ONE BUILDS ON THE OTHER...

  • @stripeybag6977
    @stripeybag6977 Рік тому +3

    6 on the way to the cafeteria Brother? Amateur hour. I killed 30 just by turning on the heater furnace this morning.

  • @basicwhitebread9619
    @basicwhitebread9619 Рік тому +2

    Hearing a space marine say "skidaddle" was hilarious

  • @TiroDvD
    @TiroDvD 9 місяців тому +1

    The Emperor's Mercy is a blessing.

  • @rodrigomorenonunez4030
    @rodrigomorenonunez4030 5 місяців тому +1

    "you've been basically worshiping the tyranid equivalent of a space marine scout"
    My Kill Team Leader with 4APL, 21 wounds and mind control powers begs to differ.

  • @swarmvods
    @swarmvods Рік тому +2

    Now, you see, genestealers represent a similar threat to chaos, without warp-fuckery.

  • @leonardomarquesbellini
    @leonardomarquesbellini Рік тому +12

    Termies calling genestealers mooks is rich after the trains I've seen genestealer units running on terminator squads time and again, just saying.

    • @Onua118
      @Onua118 Рік тому +2

      **Space Hulk: Deathwing flashbacks intensify**

    • @thisismiee
      @thisismiee Рік тому +1

      It's even funnier because genestealers nearly ended the Blood Angels chapter.

  • @InquisitorShepard
    @InquisitorShepard Рік тому +1

    That marine with the nurgle infestation on his right arm seems like in much need to a amputation. Fortunately his chaplain has his power sword ready for this exact scenario.

    • @5ve1e79
      @5ve1e79 Рік тому +3

      It’s not an infestation he’s holding aNID if you look closer

  • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
    @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire Рік тому +41

    To be fair I understand in the tabletop that Genestealers (or at least give fleet ones) tend to keep within top 5 of their class of unit? Like don’t the 8th and 9th edition ones pretty much have super speed with the right setup?

    • @Thesavagesouls
      @Thesavagesouls Рік тому +16

      Also in Space Hulk they pry open terminators like oysters.

    • @11jerans
      @11jerans Рік тому +16

      And a genestealer patriarch like the one in the video is capable of tearing apart entire squads of space marines while shrugging off bolter shells like they were spitballs.
      But the video is funny so I’ll let it slide

    • @migBdk
      @migBdk Рік тому +7

      ​@@Thesavagesouls they have special weapons that are effective against heavy armor. But still a Terminator can quickly kill several genestealers, so I would say they are significantly weaker.

    • @brettwood1351
      @brettwood1351 Рік тому +9

      @@Thesavagesouls The very first thing I ever learned about Warhammer 40k was that Genestealers rip right through Terminator armor.

    • @DudeWatIsThis
      @DudeWatIsThis Рік тому +9

      @@brettwood1351 That's what I don't get. Terminators have the some of the strongest armor among mankind's footsoldiers, making them slow and clumsy, even. Why would you send them into space hulks, if their armor does nothing? Having mobility instead and _fitting through the corridors_ seems like a better deal.

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 Рік тому +18

    Would you believe me if there was actually a situation similar to this in the book Belesarius Cawl the Great Work?

  • @MetalFalcon99
    @MetalFalcon99 Рік тому +1

    Thanks to the use of the word blud in blood angles I now imagine them doing "gangster shit"

  • @CynicalPete
    @CynicalPete Рік тому +2

    Brother Barry may be gone, but it’s nice to know that we still have DA here to give us meme material

  • @mercenarygundam1487
    @mercenarygundam1487 Рік тому +3

    I just realize the use of AOE 2 OST

  • @zachhatten7740
    @zachhatten7740 Рік тому +1

    SUPER EASY, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE!

  • @TheSpectralFX
    @TheSpectralFX 9 місяців тому +1

    "Here comes the sun"😊

  • @oscarwind4266
    @oscarwind4266 Рік тому +2

    "There is no poetry recital."
    Say that to the wrong chapter and the whole thing goes death company.

    • @Forestxavier20
      @Forestxavier20 Рік тому

      See Emperor's Children going apeshit beserk because their poetry is cancelled

  • @mollymillions6586
    @mollymillions6586 Рік тому +3

    What if the genestealers are right though, and the emperor is trying to use the genestealers to manifest in a form that isnt catatonic in a chair, but his guys keep killing them.