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  • It's over, foolish Xtians. I have depicted myself as the aloof mechanical abomination from Hell and you as the pair of bumbling pair of Trench Pilgrims. You have already lost! tips bomb
    Artillery Witch model by Legolin17
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    Castigator model by Codexier
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    Trench Pilgrim models by the fellas over at Lead Plague
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    Trench background by Chris Lambert
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    Oliver the Ophan by dextercode_Mugelofficial
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    Thank you to Anna for voicing the Artillery Witch! (everybody say thank you to Anna)
    #trenchcrusade

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  • @DreadAnon
    @DreadAnon  День тому +182

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    • @colorpg152
      @colorpg152 День тому +1

      so is nobody going to point out he never addressed the argument?

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 День тому

      Please commission art of the Iron Hands.

    • @arnijulian6241
      @arnijulian6241 День тому

      Me a god-less spending hours with the likese of the artillery witch though she wants to get away because I slap out the codex vatcanus & the bible to show her understanding of theology is a misplaced dislike of her parents & elders who had no decation or pratice to the studies of scrupture.
      Athiest=rejection of god.
      Myself; I never rejected anything as I never held belief to reject to begin with nor care if others do as long as they think such matters through!
      Why my loacl rabbi uses me to challenge the faith of his followers before their Barmitzvah which I have made more see my sense then the rabbi to which he he is still faithful in his cause.
      I do laugh at such people that claim to be against god but worthship satan which is sect of christianity for you cannot have one without the other or are transhumanists which they are an odd bunch that in hubris think they are above the concerns of faith or are beyound gods in themselves which is not my manner in the slightest.
      I am but a mortal man in a mortal world that was once a boy mute till 7.
      Nothing more nothing less!
      I claim no answers; though know most do not have many answers if at all!
      I see no god's but that is no reason to remove anothers comforts even if they are likely not true in my thought.
      Kind regards!

    • @kgb976
      @kgb976 6 годин тому

      I'm surprised they didn't melt on the sight of an angel

  • @rulerofeverything6294
    @rulerofeverything6294 День тому +966

    Even demons got redditors
    We are fucked

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 День тому +88

      @@rulerofeverything6294 Nah, the miss verbal artillery witch was actually not only willing to engage with the two trench pilgrims in a serious manner but was also willing to open up and learn about new ideas even if she disagrees with them on principle, thus having more character development in under 5 minutes than the average Redditor would have in 50 years which is exactly why the forces of hell are such a dangerous foe thanks to their willingness to adabt.
      In conclusion, the sacred order of the dragon had it right, do not talk to the heretic, instead impale a million more in the name of Christ the lion

    • @rulerofeverything6294
      @rulerofeverything6294 День тому

      ​@@rigel9228suffer not the redditor to live

    • @KingOfhearts72
      @KingOfhearts72 День тому +20

      Redundant tbh. As Patrick Star once said”what’s the difference?”

    • @dziewiaty
      @dziewiaty День тому +5

      Even?

    • @BigScreamingBaby
      @BigScreamingBaby День тому

      Redditors are a type of demon

  • @studentofthedagda
    @studentofthedagda День тому +506

    "Have you tried getting a job with a Theology degree?"
    Okay, you don't have to rub it in there, guys.

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 День тому +32

      It's either priest, monk or fantasy writer

    • @slitherthewizardofwither6959
      @slitherthewizardofwither6959 День тому +21

      Nooooo! There's always janitor as well and Fry cook. And of course the military as demonstrated In the military

    • @sweet_xylitol7814
      @sweet_xylitol7814 День тому +3

      Don't talk about arts degree

    • @ShinHakumen
      @ShinHakumen День тому +1

      Dang. Hits too close to home.

    • @BasilVasil
      @BasilVasil 22 години тому +5

      I feel like a world where a literal gate to Hell is open on Earth would be the perfect environment to get a job with a theology degree. Alas, I am wrong.

  • @nickchavez720
    @nickchavez720 День тому +887

    Ok no joke id love a series where these three engaage in discussions about philosophy and theology. It would be both funny and educational.

    • @Rasaevire
      @Rasaevire День тому +15

      YEEEES

    • @JorguinTorpedo-ff5vk
      @JorguinTorpedo-ff5vk День тому

      Man I Always dreamed of a Religious Sitcom Debated between a Protestant, a Catholic and a Ort0dh02y

    • @trentonfox
      @trentonfox День тому +5

      Seconded.

    • @brick-men
      @brick-men День тому +4

      Amazing idea

    • @earthchan7540
      @earthchan7540 День тому +16

      So, like a Joe Ogryn show but with Trench Crusade

  • @stripeybag6977
    @stripeybag6977 День тому +389

    I wonder if this is how Private Boobison knew what an artillery witch looked like to carve one on the butt stock of his rifle, he was just hanging around in the nearby pill box.

    • @DreadAnon
      @DreadAnon  День тому +119

      🚨WEE WOO WEE WOO DREADANON CONTINUITY ALARM 🚨

    • @Dogmelter42
      @Dogmelter42 День тому +17

      @@DreadAnon there's an alarm for that now? If Private Boobison weren't eternally stuck within Purgatory for his sins, I'm sure he'd love that.

    • @Jakov-or7fp
      @Jakov-or7fp День тому +4

      ​@@Dogmelter42purgatory isn't eternal.

  • @katzcribe2992
    @katzcribe2992 День тому +424

    Came for the theological debate, stayed for the Blasphemy Bonk

  • @sigmar2331
    @sigmar2331 День тому +221

    Imagine the debate between the Iron Sultanate "Memri TV edition".

    • @Sabian49
      @Sabian49 День тому +54

      "the only thing more devious and deplorable than a demon is, and may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, an Antiochian"

    • @muhammadharunnurrasyid1073
      @muhammadharunnurrasyid1073 День тому +15

      ​@@Sabian49don't remember where I heard it but it is said that theological debates in the house of wisdom of the iron sultanate could even take days and they would forget to even eat or sleep during those time

    • @Klongu_Da_Bongu
      @Klongu_Da_Bongu 4 години тому +2

      "A worn out shoe. A worn out shoe is my only response."

    • @omathitis8498
      @omathitis8498 8 хвилин тому

      Ah, so that explains why they go crazy and decided that the best way to worship Allah is to run over innocent civilians on a Christmas market... Cool! Thanks for the trivia. ​@@muhammadharunnurrasyid1073

  • @masaheimoi
    @masaheimoi День тому +223

    I was kinda dissapointed when the video ended. A 10 to 20 minute video about theologic arguments made by Dreadanon with his comedic spin sounded very much interesting.

    • @AbsolXGuardian
      @AbsolXGuardian День тому +13

      That would be awesome

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon День тому +11

      Reminds me of a yugioh video I saw a while back where Pharoah-Yugi is debating Kaiba on religion, and it’s very evident that the creator was well-versed in philosophical debate.

    • @Dude-vq3oe
      @Dude-vq3oe День тому +2

      That *does* actually sound pretty cool, yeah!

    • @ClockworkBees
      @ClockworkBees 17 годин тому +1

      I would love to see something like that. I’d probably learn something, too, because I’m not nearly as well-versed in this stuff as I’d like to be.

  • @MrEpz4321
    @MrEpz4321 День тому +669

    Imagine getting tossed around by an artillery witch.

  • @alexernst9448
    @alexernst9448 День тому +82

    I love the idea of Faithful units having mascot angels that don't actually do anything.
    Also, the Church is the largest and most powerful institution in human history, getting a job with a theology degree should not be difficult. If anything it's probably a prerequisite for OTS in New Antioch.

    • @vin7490
      @vin7490 День тому +5

      ah yes scrolling until meet fellow redcon cultist

    • @ANDREALEONE95
      @ANDREALEONE95 День тому +6

      Theology don't win attrition trench warfare.

    • @lettuceman9439
      @lettuceman9439 День тому +12

      @ANDREALEONE95
      In trench crusade it technically does

  • @maxthepaladin2147
    @maxthepaladin2147 День тому +407

    The Trinity bit at the end is so accurate it immediately gave me flashbacks to my theology discussion group

    • @swerx250
      @swerx250 День тому +32

      Oh Dear Lord, could you help me out, I agreed with her. I thought the trinity wasn't explicit in the New Testament, but nontheless a fair understanding of Gods presence on earth.

    • @samurguy9906
      @samurguy9906 День тому +43

      That’s modalism Patrick!

    • @swerx250
      @swerx250 День тому +28

      Ending this year by discovering I might be a heretic is definitely something.

    • @zephyrus2569
      @zephyrus2569 День тому +3

      @@swerx250 The doctrine of the Trinity is derived from the explicit statements of Jesus Christ. He said "I and the Father are one" (John 10:30) and referred to Himself as the Son of God (as well as the Son of Man) on multiple occasions, while also calling Himself God as well. He also promised His disciples that the Holy Spirit would be given to them (John 14:16), which occurred on Pentecost in Acts 2. The most explicit statement is in the baptism of Jesus, which is described in Matthew, Mark and Luke: Jesus (the Son) is being baptized, and the Holy Spirit descends on him in the physical form of a dove, while the Father says in a voice from the sky, "This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased." All three parts of the Trinity were distinct, present, and active in that moment.

    • @blehh_mae
      @blehh_mae День тому +28

      @@swerx250 to be fair christianity is incredibly convoluted, ever since some random european kings mistranslated the hell out of it to push for european supremacy, and it only got more and more translated with different opposing biases over time, so its no wonder its convoluted and contradictory at best and outright unethical and disagreeable at worst

  • @Aberinkula9
    @Aberinkula9 День тому +225

    This video of 5 minutes more or less has more intelectual content than the entire "The Last Church." TAKE THAT FEDORA ATHEIST EMPERROR OF MANKIND!

    • @ethanduncan1646
      @ethanduncan1646 День тому +62

      The last church was such a bad story in terms of actual arguments that it unironically made me see big E as a bigger idiot.

    • @launcherx2044
      @launcherx2044 День тому

      ​@@ethanduncan1646 I thought that was the point? The Emperor being a reddit atheist led to his downfall.

    • @Manuelomar2001
      @Manuelomar2001 День тому

      @@ethanduncan1646 pretty much all of Big E's arguments, plans and... everything, are totally ill-concieved tripe. It's almost like he's not super smart at all but instead it just some thuggish dark-age warlord that just happens to have vast psychic powers and an extremely high dunning-krueger level...

    • @95keat
      @95keat День тому +14

      To be fair the priests of the last Church wasn't exactly a theologian

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 День тому +21

      It’s kind of the point, the emperor for all his knowledge has no idea how humans think and feel and the priest is just a guy, not some talented theologian. The fact this random nobody can hold his own against the most intelligent human in the world shows how clueless the emperor really is about human nature and faith

  • @notsofree_willy
    @notsofree_willy День тому +285

    Another DreadAnon Trench Crusade video, let's gooooooo

    • @anthonyd55
      @anthonyd55 День тому +3

      LETSSSS GOOOOO

    • @stoops187
      @stoops187 10 годин тому

      LETS.FUCKING.GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @theinternetpolice2078
    @theinternetpolice2078 День тому +85

    'Artillery Witch' is still far and away the most ridiculously hilarious yet awesome design for a unit in any wargame

  • @witwunsz4740
    @witwunsz4740 22 години тому +63

    "a little bit of enlightment never hurt nobody"
    my brother in christ, we were kicked out of the garden of eden because eve got enlightened from that fucking tree

    • @Lamenters1stCompanyCpt
      @Lamenters1stCompanyCpt 19 годин тому +10

      Well, we were removed from the garden not for the eating of the tree of knowledge of good and evil in-and-of itself, rather we were removed because the violating of God’s one commandment (at the time) that we could eat from anything BUT that tree. It was the transgression against the divine, not the act itself, that caused the fall of humanity from the garden

    • @stephenscimeca7882
      @stephenscimeca7882 18 годин тому +4

      ​@@Lamenters1stCompanyCpta little bit of coulmn A and coulmn B, really.

    • @ClockworkBees
      @ClockworkBees 17 годин тому +2

      And, of course, they couldn’t actually have children in the Garden of Eden, which was another commandment.

    • @BennyAscent
      @BennyAscent 3 години тому +1

      ​@Lamenters1stCompanyCpt which is just... bewitchingly dumb. If they didn't have the knowledge of good and evil, how would they know that the word of God is good and that it's inverse is evil? The ibrahimic faiths make very little sense from the get-go

    • @Popirnot
      @Popirnot 35 хвилин тому +1

      ​@Lamenters1stCompanyCpt, that's like saying that you're in jail, not because murder is bad but because it's illegal to murder.

  • @christianweibrecht6555
    @christianweibrecht6555 День тому +167

    Is this a reference to how every time someone who’s made a name for them themselves by arguing with random teenagers always get crushed in debates with prepared opponents?

    • @ThePunisher_88
      @ThePunisher_88 День тому +19

      *Destiny has entered the chat*

    • @stephenscimeca7882
      @stephenscimeca7882 18 годин тому +6

      Oh Ben Shapiro...

    • @PinkRuschi
      @PinkRuschi 16 годин тому +9

      no this is a reference to how some new age atheists arent very good at rhetoric

    • @LionOfTawhid
      @LionOfTawhid 12 годин тому +4

      David Wood and Cliffe Knechtle, Cliffe being an experienced and learned man with possibly decades of experience of debating religion and philosophy, lost to a Muslim kid and ended the debate before anyone could get a meaningful word in
      I myself don't debate or care about it but seeing it was pretty funny, his confidence never ceased even when he knew he couldn't back up his belief and instead just cited 9/11 as a reason for the Muslim belief being false

  • @unknownentity6573
    @unknownentity6573 День тому +24

    I appreciate the castigator, while sounding scarily zealous, he is pure at heart and willing to care for all willing to listen

  • @HotheadLad
    @HotheadLad День тому +328

    The Christpilling will continue until morale improves.

    • @warlockofbluecheesesmither2517
      @warlockofbluecheesesmither2517 День тому

      Then religion will be gay again just like atheism

    • @MercurialStatic
      @MercurialStatic День тому +42

      This is joy. This is mirth.

    • @Michael-cb3uw
      @Michael-cb3uw День тому

      Eh, wouldn't be the first time a man makes me get on my knees for his sake anyways

    • @annemccormick2561
      @annemccormick2561 День тому

      We will all die one day its the most important thing we get right with God before that we will all face his judgement even if you don't belive there is a God even if you,dont belive in Christianity doesn't mean you won't face his judgement but there's Good news Jesus died for our sins God came down as a human being suffering and dieing on the cross for your sins for "God so loved the world he gave his only son so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life" (john 3v16) put your faith in Jesus Christ only through him no one else will we have redemption and salvation come to christ before it's to late We've all sinned and deserve hell only though faith in him will we be saved the time is short,till his return he offer,you,salvation don't deny it and reject it Jesus loves you John 3;16 he is salvation come to him and be saved we've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the price for our sin so whoever belive in him will not perish but have eternal life Do you like the prodigal and return to God son he sinned against the father God and ran away from him and sinned agianst the father but he came back The father was so happy to have him back that while he was still a long ways off he ran towards him and embraced him Back then distinguished men wouldn't run as it was seen as disgraceful but the father loved the son so much and was so happy to have him back he ran towards him anyway and when he did he took him back into his family with open arms even slaughtering the fat and cow which was a big deal only killed for specail occasions which they had been preparing That's how God will be if you come back to him because he loves you and just wants to have you back (This story is in luke 15:11-33) You are valuable and your life does have a purpose God made you perfectly in his image and he is a plan for your life Jesus loves you john 3:16 fear THE lord he died for your sins so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life and escape hell no one will enter heaven by living a good life but though true faith in him we will be saved We've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the pricePLEASE PRAY THIS PRAYER FORM THE HEART AND TRLUY MEAN IT AND YOULL BE SAVED Prayer for giving your life to Christ Lord I recognise I am a sinner In need of the Savoir And I trust in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Who is God come in human form to die for my sins And I confess my sins to you Asking for forgiveness Asking that you would make me a new creation and fill me with the Holy Spirit Lord I want to live for you from this Day forward Asking you would guide me To live and follow your commandments So I trust you Lord in Your life death and resurrection from this Day forward In Jesus name AmenYou are valuable and your life does have a purpose God made you perfectly in his image and he is a plan for your life Jesus loves you john 3:16 fear THE lord he died for your sins so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life and escape hell no one will enter heaven by living a good life but though true faith in him we will be saved We've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the pricePLEASE PRAY THIS PRAYER FORM THE HEART AND TRLUY MEAN IT AND YOULL BE SAVED Prayer for giving your life to Christ Lord I recognise I am a sinner In need of the Savoir And I trust in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Who is God come in human form to die for my sins And I confess my sins to you Asking for forgiveness Asking that you would make me a new creation and fill me with the Holy Spirit Lord I want to live for you from this Day forward Asking you would guide me To live and follow your commandments So I trust you Lord in Your life death and resurrection from this Day forward In Jesus name Amen come to christ before it's to late We've all sinned and deserve hell only though faith in him will we be saved the time is short,till his return he offer,you,salvation don't deny it and reject itJesus loves you he is salvation from hell and his come to him and be saved no matter what you've been through no matter what you've done Jesus still loves you and died for your sins and will take you back with open arms❤❤

    • @Starry240z
      @Starry240z День тому +8

      Over here in the heretic naval raiders we get lectures DAILY about our glorious NEW savior of mankind and the importance of each demon. morale has been so good, just look at what we got done in Hispania!

  • @bork7817
    @bork7817 День тому +31

    3:42 *WHAT DID XHE SAY* ⁉️⁉️
    Oh my science! Darwin Claus will not be evolving down xir chimney this year 😡😡

    • @SouthernersSax
      @SouthernersSax День тому

      Don't forget to leave a plate of finches out for Darwin Claus.

  • @sars910
    @sars910 День тому +105

    I wonder what kind of theological arguments are discussed in the Iron Sultanate considering the House of Wisdom was never destroyed (And likely even gained more patronage due to their alchemical expertise)

    • @GCheckCentral
      @GCheckCentral День тому +14

      Seeing as the iron sultanas has dabbled in the alchemical, they'd probably speak of the connections between the divine and the material. Going to great lengths to define and refine their techniques so they can spread the glory of cavalry charges.

  • @ksh2596
    @ksh2596 21 годину тому +17

    Every atheist dream.
    I never understood why "dismantling" someone's belief seemed the most important thing in the word to them
    EDIT: I love the characters' wholesomeness

    • @KLBizzy1
      @KLBizzy1 13 годин тому

      Why do some people insist on thinking, that EVERY atheist thinks that way? It's like presuming that every single theist ever thinks all gay and lesbian people should be burnt alive on a stake, that's a strawman

    • @antoniomorais2049
      @antoniomorais2049 10 годин тому

      Honestly I don't know, maybe in some way they want to "help" you getting free from the religion they think it's opressing you, maybe they just feel like they need to preach about their truth. Once I had a though that go like this: if you are a theist you have an advantage over the atheist, because wheter you are wrong or right you lived with your convictions and was sure of something better and there is a chance you will be saved, for you endured in faith, but the atheist can't prove that there is no God nor an after life, so if he dies, either there was no meaning and his existence is over or he was wrong and now there is eternal punishiment for him. But I don't think that this is what they feel, I can't say what lies in a mans heart, so sorry if this feels like juddiment.

    • @captainfluffy7232
      @captainfluffy7232 10 годин тому

      Not all atheists of course but I believe the majority of the ones who are exceptionally verbal are simply nihilists who are disenfranchised. You know the saying “Misery loves company” well they are that incarnate. They’d rather see someone torn away from whatever gives them peace or joy than bring peace or joy to them whether it be through service, charity, ambition, etc. Again; not all atheists of course, but those that are like this are miserable and instead of looking for a way up they drag others down hoping that when no one is happier they can look better by comparison through some perceived intelligence.

    • @Popirnot
      @Popirnot 33 хвилини тому

      Fairly militant atheist here: it's mostly the belief that religion is dangerous and is holding society back (lgbtq+ rights n stuff)

  • @IronheadEli723
    @IronheadEli723 День тому +26

    And after her theology course, the verbal artillery witch would become known as the “artillery kindergarten teacher”

  • @elijahstewart3377
    @elijahstewart3377 День тому +50

    The whitch backing down as soon as shes faced by an opponent actually willing to debate on the topic is pry my favorite part.

  • @sinjinreed2091
    @sinjinreed2091 16 годин тому +6

    I love the fact that the demonic atheist was more of a sheep than the believers
    "If Satan told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"
    "Yes."

  • @soleilcrona1390
    @soleilcrona1390 День тому +63

    "Do you believe in God?"
    "That's a complicated question-"

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 День тому +9

      "define 'God', define 'believe', define 'in'..."

    • @soleilcrona1390
      @soleilcrona1390 День тому +10

      @thejuiceking2219 i was making a Xavier: Renegade Angel joke but that clip is also veri funni

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 День тому +10

      -Yes or no!
      -It helps no-one to be reductive

    • @Popirnot
      @Popirnot 32 хвилини тому

      ​@@thejuiceking2219 NO IT'S PETARSON !!!

  • @commander630
    @commander630 День тому +49

    There's so many new story possibilities with Trench Crusade, cant wait for more of this

  • @CocoHutzpah
    @CocoHutzpah День тому +33

    Thank you to Anna.
    Theology can be fun to think about and, as Paul demonstrated, a good way to pass time in jail.

  • @ProtestantSamurai53
    @ProtestantSamurai53 День тому +70

    Had to put in at least one Blasphemy Bonk 😂

  • @SheepWaveMeByeBye
    @SheepWaveMeByeBye 15 годин тому +4

    It all started with White Dwarf 138 with some fancy space elves in it. How did I ever end up here?

  • @ChrisM-z6b
    @ChrisM-z6b День тому +39

    3:51 Well, I was enjoying the conversation 😅

  • @gr-qn2cm
    @gr-qn2cm 18 годин тому +4

    Somehow hit multiple genres of my life simultaneously

  • @masterfreeman117
    @masterfreeman117 16 годин тому +3

    Thumbs up for using music from the Vampyr soundtrack. A truly underrated gem.

  • @ubpoperator6649
    @ubpoperator6649 День тому +15

    Hope you have a wonderful Christmas Dread, thanks for bringing many laughs

  • @Soldado94aliasUnit594
    @Soldado94aliasUnit594 День тому +16

    Thank you, Anna, have a Happy Christmas and Merry Holidays!

  • @Theocracy-Enthusiast
    @Theocracy-Enthusiast 17 годин тому +3

    Dude this is literally my favorite combination 40k real life Religons and world war one and POWER ARMOR

  • @GabrielPscheidt
    @GabrielPscheidt День тому +46

    Atheist: Does evil exist? 🤓
    St. Augustine & Boethius: No. Because it is not substance on itself, thus, not existing. But happening as an effect by the deprivation of good, just like darkness, which does not exist, because it’s just the deprivation of light.🍷🗿

    • @vos2693
      @vos2693 День тому +6

      In Trench Crusade universe Boethius would be a heretic. Because there evil very much exists, it's flesh and bone, not just some abstract concept.

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 День тому +1

      i mean that depends on what constitutes existing, conceptually evil exists, because we have an idea of evil, even if it's meaning isn't concrete

    • @lori0747
      @lori0747 День тому

      But isn't god, and therefore good, everywhere by definition?

    • @ThePaeppa
      @ThePaeppa День тому +1

      Not to be a reddit atheist, but I'm pretty sure there's no physical way to extract 'Good' or 'Goodness' as a separate element either

    • @lettuceman9439
      @lettuceman9439 День тому

      @ThePaeppa
      Tbf, in the Greco-Roman world, the nature of good and evil is more a question in monotheistic religions, Christianity just had the news testament to both simplify it and also complicate it

  • @rethall2308
    @rethall2308 День тому +19

    Honestly in the Trench Crusade universe I'd be far more scared from a Heretic who wants to talk than from one who just wants to shoot me and sodomise my corpse or smth.

  • @BasilVasil
    @BasilVasil 22 години тому +8

    Loved the biblically accurate angel at 0:15

    • @SwarmLoreLord346
      @SwarmLoreLord346 21 годину тому +1

      Just a wheel 🛞 nothing special lmao😅

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 14 годин тому +1

      Ophanim aren't angels in fact Ezekiel implies they weren't even alive

  • @bunkersketches1238
    @bunkersketches1238 День тому +4

    Man. This feels like a Monty Python sketch, brilliant!

  • @twinmasters3459
    @twinmasters3459 День тому +33

    I'm loving the Trench Crusade videos 😃

  • @Bad.Medicine
    @Bad.Medicine День тому +5

    By the Millitant Christ the Lion, she's really trying her best in New Antioch University. So proud... so proud.

  • @thegarbageman8713
    @thegarbageman8713 День тому +19

    Oliver thinks he is BROTHER PENGUINIUS, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM

  • @barleysixseventwo6665
    @barleysixseventwo6665 День тому +5

    The fact that a bomb isn't even the most unreasonable emotional support aid I've ever heard of *says* things.

  • @jonathanwatson4484
    @jonathanwatson4484 День тому +16

    I love concept of the witch just slowly floating at a snail pace, probay been floating for HOURS as well the fact follows of the lord are very much well educated and supported to each other, I think it be funny new Antioch call there crusades "peacekeeping" and both the church and the nations just look at them weird.
    also 2:05; "that pilgrim is Skilled, he knows what he be talking about"

  • @rofa6086
    @rofa6086 22 години тому +13

    The verbal artillery witch found the TWO guys with actual academic background on the whole front

  • @ElClaudioBasado
    @ElClaudioBasado День тому +10

    Bless you Dread Anon and merry Christmas

  • @blackster_Co.
    @blackster_Co. День тому +3

    I think this artillery witch might consult r/loveforlandlords unironically

  • @DarthT15
    @DarthT15 12 годин тому +2

    3:16 I knew Epicurius was a Polytheist, but I did not know the whole 'Paradox' was from a Christian.

  • @blackoutninja
    @blackoutninja 15 годин тому +2

    As a Theology undergrad, this went hard (and hilariously)

  • @kailord952
    @kailord952 День тому +39

    man i still an atheist but i cant believe i was "THAT" kind kind of atheist

    • @Aberinkula9
      @Aberinkula9 День тому +22

      Rejoice man! I was THAT kind of atheist when I was 13. Some of us evolve indeed; others remain being Richard Dawkins...😂

    • @rulerofeverything6294
      @rulerofeverything6294 День тому

      *blasphemy bonks you*

    • @crazycuban5924
      @crazycuban5924 День тому +14

      Nah brotha I was way worse than that, hate speeches, mockery, you name it, but now I’m glad that God is merciful and gives everyone a second chance

    • @afasdfasafd314
      @afasdfasafd314 День тому +5

      bro got some character development

    • @miguelatkinson
      @miguelatkinson День тому

      ​@@crazycuban5924so where gonna talk about the jate speeches directed against islam

  • @gibus3128
    @gibus3128 День тому +2

    Considering Trench Crusade is less comical then Warhammer tends to be, this approach of more grounded comedy honestly fits in really well!

  • @aja.6778
    @aja.6778 День тому +6

    Getting a theology degree in trench crusade would be very useful....I think.

  • @locomotivefaox
    @locomotivefaox День тому +4

    The seraphic demons of hell probably aren't a good source for any of this, they're like the 70s sci-fi writers who went 'ehhhh this'll do as a placeholder' at 6am and watched it turn into 50 books, 3 spin-off films, and a line of scented candles. It's literally all fanfiction in their eyes.

  • @raghubharadwaj353
    @raghubharadwaj353 День тому +7

    Happy Christmas, my dreaded fellow!

  • @dandrerivera6261
    @dandrerivera6261 16 годин тому +2

    This vid is just an excuse for DreadAnon to flex their theology degree

  • @wyattbooth6372
    @wyattbooth6372 День тому +36

    I wouldn't call referring to it as the epicurean paradox an argument to authority, since that's just what it's commonly called. Also Lactantius didn't formulate the paradox, he just criticized it. In fact he was the one who attributed the paradox to Epicurus to begin with.
    Furthermore even if Epicurus didn't create the paradox, it's still incorrect to call his beliefs antithetical to it. In his letter to Herodotus, he denies that the gods have any control over natural phenomena. Lack of omnipotence is one of the solutions to the paradox.
    While the artillery witch is obviously being intellectually dishonest by arguing for atheism despite knowing personally knowing Satan, and the epicurean paradox can't really be used to argue against god's existence in the world of trench crusade, it can still be used to argue against his power or his morality.

    • @Deatheater4444
      @Deatheater4444 День тому +16

      >Capitalizes Satan but not God or His
      That's a Blasphemy Bonkin'.

    • @wyattbooth6372
      @wyattbooth6372 День тому +7

      @@Deatheater4444 Satan is a name, "his" is a possessive pronoun, and god is a job title. God(the father)'s actual name is Yahweh.

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon День тому +3

      Thank you. I was genuinely curious about what the actual epicurean paradox was about (regardless of origin), and how it could’ve been resolved.
      Now that I’ve gotten one answer time to dive into the rabbit hole to find others!

    • @wyattbooth6372
      @wyattbooth6372 День тому +6

      @@UGNAvalon The epicurean paradox, also known as the epicurean trilemma, states that it is impossible that a god which is simultaneously all knowing, all powerful, and perfectly good exists, because evil exists.
      If god knows about all evil and can stop it but chooses not to, then he isn't good. If he can't stop it then he isn't all powerful. and if he doesn't know about it then he isn't all knowing.
      This is commonly used as an argument against Christianity, since the bible simultaneously ascribes all 3 attributes to god.
      There are some counter arguments against this argument, but none of them are good.
      The book of Job tries to get around the problem by saying that god has the right to do whatever he wants, up to and including killing job's family and giving him boils on his face, and that he inflicts tragedy on people to test their faith in him. Which just makes god in that story come across as a villain and a narcissist. Said story also has god bragging about how snow is stored in a warehouse in heaven before being dropped on earth, which is verifiably untrue.
      Apologetics have also argued that evil needs to exist for their to be free will, but that doesn't make any sense since people only choose to do things based on their personality, so god could just make it so there isn't anybody with evil desires to begin with. Also that argument doesn't justify the continued existence of things like cancer

    • @avvc21
      @avvc21 День тому

      ​@wyattbooth6372 Satan is also not a name. It is a title in Hebrew roughly translated into the title of opposed or antagonist

  • @podero2.022
    @podero2.022 День тому +4

    Love the Trench Crusade vids!

  • @Spruehwuerstl
    @Spruehwuerstl 23 години тому +1

    Happy holidays everyone ❤
    That was actually pretty good as always Mr Anon sir ❤

  • @topcat59
    @topcat59 День тому +23

    Debating isn’t a blood sport where you have to prove who’s right, it’s about having a fun discussion with one another and sharing our own perspective on a specific subject so we can I have a better understanding of the others point of view.🐱

    • @mr.commonsense
      @mr.commonsense День тому +1

      sadly its not as common as two morons trying to fight each other over who's right

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon День тому +1

      While I definitely agree (& wish it was a universal truth), you can never underestimate the human capacity to want to one-up somebody, esp in regard to the beliefs they hold so dear that they incorporate said beliefs into their core identity.

  • @floricel_112
    @floricel_112 День тому +3

    2:45 I got this one, trench soldier. Don't worry. It's because while God is both able and willing to prevent evil, He also gave His creations free will, the ability to think for themselves and make their own choices, be they good or evil. He's more than capable of making everyone adhere to what He would want for us, but He doesn't because He respects the freedom of choice He has given us. At most, He'll try to nudge you in the right direction through His messengers or advice from the people around you, but the choice to do good or evil remains ultimately yours

    • @GoodSirEvil
      @GoodSirEvil День тому +2

      But hes also all knowing. So free will cant exist. The free will excuse has been debunked a couple hundred ears ago already. If you believe in god as described in the bible. No free will.

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 День тому +2

      @GoodSirEvil I disagree. Just because God knows what you're going to do doesn't mean He's the one who made you do that or that your actions are predetermined. Because if that was really the case what is the point of heaven or hell, of being rewarded for being a good person or punished for being a bad one if those actions were predermined in the first place, or if God made you do it? What would be the point of punishing Adam and Eve for eating the fruit and for lying about it if that action was out of their hands?
      In a less religious example, let's say you go out one day without an umbrella and while you're out all of a sudden it starts pouring, so you return home drenched. If you knew ahead of time that it was going to rain, you would have brought with you an umbrella

  • @muszyn.
    @muszyn. День тому +1

    >Reddit Atheist Artillery Witch
    i was genuinly convinced it's gonna be a Yojou Senki thing

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 День тому +1

    okay this has to be amoung if nto my most favorite videos I have ever seen.

  • @umcaranainternet6447
    @umcaranainternet6447 День тому +2

    Now i want a second video after the artilery witch get's her own phd in theology from the university of new Antioch and the three actually engage in a respectful debate about the nature of the divine.

  • @Mrkabrat
    @Mrkabrat День тому +1

    That Degree in Theology sure came in handy in the trench

  • @MbahMu9829
    @MbahMu9829 День тому +1

    This is surprisingly wholesome

  • @simplewrites
    @simplewrites 8 годин тому +1

    I fully expected Jesus to appear when she shouted his name

  • @MrGreenTabasco
    @MrGreenTabasco День тому +1

    Ah, proestabt in the trenches, but orthodox in the benches!
    But what is now the refutation of the questioning of gods omnipotence?

  • @sebastianvergara9543
    @sebastianvergara9543 10 годин тому

    When Paimon arrived in Trench Cruzade with it underwater Legions everyone will know in fact are emergency food for demons of course

  • @fogkard2913
    @fogkard2913 20 годин тому +1

    Maybe the real trouth is the love we sheared along the way?! Jolly Christhmass everyone

  • @belthesheep3550
    @belthesheep3550 День тому +31

    Interestingly enough the problem of evil remains as one of the hardest questions for modern christianity to solve, as the only two ways of really getting over that hurdle are either disagreeing and positing that god chooses not to intervene so as to preserve free will or going with the strictly biblical view of god which instead shows him as not actually all-loving, all-knowing or all-powerful.

    • @mr.commonsense
      @mr.commonsense День тому +4

      you can't talk about it, without bringing up the contradictions and hypocrisy of a god in a religious text, as these ideas can help us understand the problem with each religion and their own takes on the problem of evil

    • @TyllerBoom
      @TyllerBoom День тому +16

      Well God isn't strictly all loving in the human sense isn't he? Attributing human emotions to a being that is well beyond that would be somewhat a huberist position to take. The highs and lows of human emotions cannot be our benchmark for God, it would be like taking an ants emotional position into account when deciding to go to war. The ants position is pointless and useless. Hence why the son of God had to be fully man and fully God.

    • @Taryntheterrible101
      @Taryntheterrible101 День тому +26

      I think that hinges entirely on what you mean by "not intervene". Christians believe evil is a biproduct of human sin, which was defeated by Christ (God) on the cross, so that a world without sin, evil, or any forms of suffering will soon exist. Which everyone can be a part of. IE God HAS intervened, and in such a way that it does happen to preserve free will.
      Frankly Christianity has wonderful answers to the problem of evil, it's just very few christians actually study them... in part because it's not a problem they think about to begin with. Lol.

    • @mr.commonsense
      @mr.commonsense День тому +3

      @TyllerBoom comparing humans to ants is saying that your own emotions and thoughts are meaningless, especially others. But seriously, we can read and give ants thoughts trough science and god can't comprehend some people talking?

    • @TyllerBoom
      @TyllerBoom День тому +9

      @@mr.commonsense it is an analogy to the scale of God, but I do not doubt that we are incomprehensible in our insignificance. Even when God talks to man or about man (in the biblical sense) it is usually objectification in the litteral sense. "I'm the clay, he is the sculpter" so on. But (in the biblical sense) he actively takes a role in our lives and offers himself if we offer ourselves to him willingly. He does take our emotions into account, when we recognize him for what he is, (in the biblical sense) our creator. We don't stop ants or apes from doing "evil" when it's in our power. Why would God?
      P.S. I'm not very religious and often question my faith and myself. But on this subject I'm ironclad.

  • @jurtheorc8117
    @jurtheorc8117 День тому +3

    Thank you to Anna!

  • @KaiserV-2
    @KaiserV-2 День тому +5

    At least it's kinda wholesome.

  • @billbadson7598
    @billbadson7598 19 годин тому

    _"The marketplace of ideas is the only thing that separates us from the animals."_
    _"...well, that and ensoulment."_
    Gosh, he hit me with it just as I was about to go UM AKTUALLY
    🤓✝

  • @randomwargh3446
    @randomwargh3446 5 годин тому +1

    The moment on 0:56 made me choke on my tea laughing, dear lord.

  • @randomnerd5807
    @randomnerd5807 День тому +1

    This Reminds me of the early episodes of "If the Empoerer had a text to speech device"

  • @pavlemarjanovic1896
    @pavlemarjanovic1896 День тому

    Ok. In all seriousness, i think this is my favorite video that you made.

  • @NordicTheWolf
    @NordicTheWolf День тому +8

    I can't wait for Blasphemy Bonk to be a meme in the TC subculture.

  • @sheogorath-the-incrazy
    @sheogorath-the-incrazy 22 години тому +1

    "I'm an atheist"
    *Wears the symbol of the anti-christ *😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shovelmmhh
    @shovelmmhh 17 годин тому +2

    STOP ASKING HIM TO MAKE SERIES EVERYTIME A NEW GROUP OF CHARACTERS ARE (NOT SURE WHAT THE ENGLISH WORD IS) MEMED INTO EXISTENCE BY HIM

  • @DagothUr69
    @DagothUr69 День тому

    Glorious day for DREADANON HAS POSTED. I need more trench crusade videos

  • @aldrichdevourerofgods7630
    @aldrichdevourerofgods7630 23 години тому

    The Trench Crusade boom has officially begun. All hail the newly borned franchise

  • @rigel9228
    @rigel9228 День тому +5

    One about the angel of mercy would be interesting i think (for no particular reason)

  • @wiadroworld3551
    @wiadroworld3551 20 хвилин тому

    This takes me back to TTS. Good stuff

  • @AverageHeavyMann
    @AverageHeavyMann 13 годин тому

    Thank you Anna for for dropping nukes of facts and logic.

  • @SunriseParabellum_elysium
    @SunriseParabellum_elysium День тому +1

    TRENCH CRUSADE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @sober_monk
    @sober_monk 15 годин тому +1

    For those interested, "Structural semiotic exegesis of theophany texts in the prophetic tradition of Isaiah" means an analysis of texts from the Book of Isaiah (Old Testament) that describe revelations of God, focusing on patterns of symbolism. Kind of useful to have at your fingertips if you're about to debate atheists lol

  • @troylopezparker8635
    @troylopezparker8635 День тому +2

    Can we please get a part 2 of this!?

  • @braden3060
    @braden3060 День тому +1

    Its a personal crusade everytime I venture into reddit, that stuff is HARD.

  • @ardanwin5724
    @ardanwin5724 День тому +1

    I came for the blasphemie bonk.
    Though not as exppected it didn't disappoint.

  • @markcullimore1
    @markcullimore1 День тому +1

    Welp. It's over, Dread is into trench crusade.

  • @I_like_memes552
    @I_like_memes552 21 годину тому +1

    I thirst for more.

  • @thekingofchange1428
    @thekingofchange1428 День тому

    Thank you Anna, for voicing the Artillery Witch

  • @handsomeboi3767
    @handsomeboi3767 День тому +3

    Tfw when no artillery witch gf
    Itsallsotiresome.jpg

  • @matheusjingga3270
    @matheusjingga3270 21 годину тому

    Maybe the real trench is the philosophical arguments we conversed on the way

  • @RoosterCogburnPhD
    @RoosterCogburnPhD День тому +1

    3:48 missed opportunity for the right pilgrim to respond with "what about him?"

  • @johanregus6531
    @johanregus6531 День тому +1

    Thank you Anna (per the instructions).

  • @valenrex8852
    @valenrex8852 День тому +2

    Weel il keep waiting for a brighthammer video

  • @Harbinger5777
    @Harbinger5777 День тому +2

    this is why i stopped looking at religion debates, too many sweats.
    just started force transferal of ideas
    "MY FUCKING EYES ARE BURNING! STOP!!!"
    "aw sorry mate didn't realise you wern't telepathy maxxing, i'll leave ya be."

  • @lars4349
    @lars4349 2 години тому

    Thank you Anna!

  • @fenrirsrage4609
    @fenrirsrage4609 19 годин тому

    Honestly not related to the vid but the Artillery Witch design still goes incredibly hard.