March Madness: Election Edition
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- Опубліковано 12 бер 2024
- This March it’s just two old men, one on one, playing for 8 months to win the presidency.
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'Two Old Men running for President' would make a fantastic Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau comedy... But the real life version kinda bites.
Your so right I love Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau legendary duo I love Grumpy old men and Grumpier old men, The Odd Couple movies 😂😂😂
Scripted life always works out for the majority of the people.
Your age is showing..😮
Now mine too..😂👍
@@cindytripp"Scripted Life?", NOPE, don't think so. I was NEVER given a "script" to follow for my life, all been MY DECISIONS, noone else made them for me, right, wrong, mistakes, or almost perfect[no such thing as 100% perfection in humans, animals or anywhere in nature], I made them and learned from them.
True Real-Life has NO SCRIPT! It's more of an AD-LIB event than anything else.
And if you're referring to the Bible as a Script, well, that's not "a Script", it's a REFERENCE and GUIDEBOOK to learn how to be a sinless person[which can never happen, humans are too imperfect not to do things they shouldn't at times] and to try and keep us on the straight and narrow, to keep our moral compass intact and use it properly. That's why they call the Christian Bible "The Good Book", but it's not a Script, scripts are written in a specific way, for a specific set of characters for movies, tv series, broadway plays, and the like.
And no matter what, the script always reads the same for the character portrayed, but we humans when we read the Holy Bible perceive it in a wide variety of interpretations.
I may interpret a passage the way I believe it to be, someone else will see it differently, and no matter how many people all read that same passage, each will have their own opinion on what it means, some may be close to anothers view, and some will not.
So this is why the Holy Bible is not a Script, but a REFERENCE BOOK for what God wants us to do, but, again, humans being imperfect, and God giving us each our OWN FREE WILL to go on our own path and journey, that is not what I would call scripted, but again, more of an ad-lib journey.
Because we never know where our journey in life will take us, the only one that knows our script is our Creator, and the Creator hopes we make the correct choices, but sadly, we don't always do so.
This is why our life can not be "scripted", but unscripted.
a Supreme Court decision that interpreted the First Amendment to mean that corporations and unions could spend unlimited amounts of money to advocate for or against political candidates, as long as it was independent of the candidate's campaign. This decision significantly changed the landscape of campaign finance in the United States.
Citizens United 😢😢😢😢
"Independent" in name only - just like both parties wanted it.
And here in Canada, that is something out of this world. Canada's election integrities severely restrict money being spent by the wealthy on elections. And no super PACs, thank God
Yeah, and Donald Trump was involved in the presidential election in 2000 .....and the supreme court went against the popular vote to I stall a republican, so they could squeeze citizens united through.......Americans gotta wake up
Yep ..... that's why you're a Corporatocracy and not a Democracy. And you can spin it all you like, you still won't be a Democracy.
As an outsider, I've been of the opinion that the length of the USA elections is one of the most broken things about them.
You are absolutely correct
Agreed
See you on the courts and IN the courts, excellent writing!
"On the court and in the court."
😂😂😂
Shouldn’t be anything Trump should already be in Prison
His so call attorney Rudy is already in jail 😂
Love you Stephen, you saved me through the years with your humor, especially during the covid pandemic of 2020. I'm a great fan for life!!!!!!!!
Right there with ya.
Quarantinewhile, I loved it. Stephen also got me through DJT the first and last time round..😊
I actually liked him better in casual clothes in the closet. Felt more like he was really talking to us instead of performing. One of the most brilliant men I've ever seen.
Likes ice cream and trains...
Sounds like me almost
One likes ice cream and trains
And the other likes n@z!s and p0rn stars!
And bicycles like me! (I'm old, too)
Yep, that's me, ice cream and my O-gauge and G-scale trains. Best dessert item and pasttime hobby ever that goes together!😉🥰😍😁
@@HolidayDecorator agreed
That's me too @@thegamingrailfan7905
Cutest stuff I've seen in a couple of days, and I saw a puppy mock his owners when they were babying him!
Ding Ding, Enter….A legend
Depart this life in jail, you say? We can but dream.
I'd be okay with Trump never seeing prison, if he'd just, you know, pop his clogs today. How's about it, Don?
If Haley fans actually vote for Biden then maybe this country will still have hope for the future...but I am not holding my breath.
Vote for TFG if you prefer Imperial March madness.
_"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."_
_"Bring my golf cart!"_
That's just so politely not disturbing lol
Double M 😂
A guaranteed good laugh is always so satisfying
Thank you for making this possible 😊
March 13, and here is a spot naming the winners of the presidential primary. On June 4, I will have the opportunity to vote in that primary. I will also get to vote in the general election in November, but since I am not in a swing state, my vote cannot possibly have the hope of even the tiniest effect on the outcome. Sometimes, I feel like something has gone wrong with our democratic republic at a fundamental level.
Two old men the movie coming soon! Lol!
Vote for the real American Biden 2024
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it's a good time to go outside
And that’s why I don’t play basketball anymore.
I'll admit I didn't want Biden and voted for him grudgingly in 2020, but his administration has done historically well passing landmark legislature. I will gladly vote for him this year, despite his age.
Where have all the young Americans gone
This is a rematch no one asked for. Both Biden and Trump aren't as popular as they were in 2020.
Vote for 81 years old is better than a man with 88 counts (91-3) 😅
Nice
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So
Biden got 2,103
Trump ONLY got 1,228 that's not alot? 😊
In life, I will forever be grateful for health, wealth and a great professional whose help has been great for my finances.
I have some mixed lineage but I'm basically an old white man and we should hold a lot less government offices😊
Ffs. Ugh.
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I've been having this dreadful thought running through my head. Trump royally screws up and it looks like Biden is coasting to the win. One week before the election, however, he drops from a massive heart attack. This is a nightmare scenario I hope never comes to pass
Damn. I was thinking about that exact same thing. God forbid this would play out like a combination movie scenario like The Distinguished Gentleman, My Fellow Americans, and Wag The Dog.😱🤦🏿♂️
Good thing the unhealthy tub of lard is Trump then.
It's not an even playing field that's for sure!! A normal Man financially but has genius level Utopian ideas could never get any kind of notoriety or exposure from the wicked favoritism media that is baught and controlled by our Government and backers and that is not only for the President position but Senator position as well. Rosen got an endorsement from a former old lame BOXER then Senator has been,and she won even though she has never braught anything to the table and she probably never will. "Is our American Government hell bent on being a FAILURE?!!" They should at least let me be an ADVISOR if not Head Advisor for America and President Joe Biden. If not I pray for North America. My ideas can fix the problems DANG IT!!
There are already enough idiots involved in the Federal election. They don’t need another one like you.
I will say this, Save , Invest and Be Frugal. It's not important when you start but what you'd achieve in the end that counts. I will say comfortably that it is a very bold decision for anyone who's out to survive and gain financial independence.
Natural causes 2024!
+1919
I will drop his What’s-app tel with emojis cos of UA-cam rules
OK so if bernie was "too old" why the f*ck are we considering either of these two? I'm still bernie 2024. He's still more cognitive than either of these guys...
Yeah, and I'm still an Elizabeth Warren fan. But we can't always get everything we want. So give up on the Bernie stuff and help save our democracy.
Third
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Trump for prison 2024
Dementia Joe
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I would prefer zero old man action. Nobody wants that.
As an old man myself, I feel attacked. :)
Sad
It just jit me that the reporter at 0:08 calls it "the race the american people have been dreading". Is it just me or is that definitely not unbiased reporting?
Like first of all: a significant portion of the american people is responsible for Biden and Trump being their parties Nominees.
Also, even if that statement is based on a valid survey, it reenforces the negative perseption of the political process, parties and nominees. And, well only one of the two old guys is associated with a potential change of the system...
RFK probably
What differentiate the poor from the rich is what they both do with information. The poor also have access to information the rich gets but chose to ignore it and that's why they stay poor .
Hag
I couldn’t find the right video but before I unsubscribe and stop watching your show after following you for decades, I would like to say this. You should apologize to Princess Catherine and stop spreading lies given to you by Harry, the former Prince.
Dumb and dumber 2024
The authoritarian rule, gives Americans voters, the choice of electing either. Bureaucratic heavy Nazis republicans or bureaucratic lite Nazis democrats. Both parties protects torturers but not women.
You need to spend some time in Haiti.
The NAZIS only support Trump.