Top 5 Guns With Cult Followings

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  • @nicholasmapes
    @nicholasmapes 5 років тому +2240

    Glock owner - "glocks are perfect from the factory "
    Same glock owner- "replaces all the moving parts with aftermarket performance, for... reasons..."

    • @noname-wo8zp
      @noname-wo8zp 5 років тому +28

      I have a stock gloc gen 3 had for a year or 2 it dose what i need it to do shot straight fun range toy

    • @nicholasmapes
      @nicholasmapes 5 років тому +54

      @@noname-wo8zp just poking fun. Glocks are fine firearms. My. Buddy has one, never had an issue with it.

    • @elijahsellers3727
      @elijahsellers3727 5 років тому +33

      @@nicholasmapes I recently bought a 10mm Glock. It's tons of fun to shoot. If I do anything to it, it would be getting night sights. Sometimes I carry it hunting, and there are coyotes where we hunt. I'd like to be able to see the sights better after dark on the way to the truck if need be.

    • @nicholasmapes
      @nicholasmapes 5 років тому +10

      @@elijahsellers3727 i upgraded the sights on my Beretta to night sights, I'll never go back.

    • @elijahsellers3727
      @elijahsellers3727 5 років тому +9

      @@nicholasmapes I also have a Beretta 92 fs.

  • @Fr0stbite1801
    @Fr0stbite1801 7 років тому +2444

    Hmm. I expected The Church of Mosintology and The Children of Kalashnikov to be included in this as well.

    • @jagannathbarman6712
      @jagannathbarman6712 7 років тому +138

      Kenji1801 Alongside the holy ARan

    • @aspen471
      @aspen471 7 років тому +78

      Kenji1801 don't forget the leveramtoligyists

    • @keenumman1
      @keenumman1 7 років тому +141

      All filthy heathens. The one true messenger of our lord is John Moses Browning.

    • @Hidensee
      @Hidensee 6 років тому +74

      And ortodox church of SKS and reformed church of Bubbagun?

    • @Okuni_
      @Okuni_ 6 років тому +12

      keenumman1 you mean the state of Utah?

  • @ryanr.5158
    @ryanr.5158 7 років тому +888

    the FAL secret signal isn't any kind of hand sign or password, it's a pair of very, very short khaki shorts.

    • @dogguy8603
      @dogguy8603 6 років тому +43

      Very underappreciated comment

    • @johntitor7989
      @johntitor7989 6 років тому +5

      ^Underrated

    • @whitetrash1864
      @whitetrash1864 6 років тому +17

      Slot floppys my friends

    • @TheWolfsnack
      @TheWolfsnack 6 років тому +13

      ...with lots of pockets

    • @BlankPicketSign
      @BlankPicketSign 6 років тому +25

      Of course those very short khaki shorts can only be properly cleaned by Apartheid Pods™

  • @indy908
    @indy908 4 роки тому +1001

    In 500 years some dude in the space force will have a 1911 on his belt.

    • @1911dawg
      @1911dawg 3 роки тому +29

      :)

    • @mr.bigglesworth1970
      @mr.bigglesworth1970 3 роки тому +11

      facts. 😂

    • @josie4065
      @josie4065 3 роки тому +29

      Yep, the 2511 version.

    • @terrybaird3122
      @terrybaird3122 3 роки тому +62

      I once read that when the first American Starship leaves orbit, it will be carrying three things for sure. Duct tape, WD-40, and 1911s.

    • @SirLyonhart
      @SirLyonhart 3 роки тому +15

      @@terrybaird3122 Better make it 4, M&M's.

  • @aromanchuk2009
    @aromanchuk2009 5 років тому +383

    Brilliant:
    "if you have to systematically break down why our current equipment is better than stuff from 100 years ago, may be the stuff from 100 is not so bad"

    • @IrridatedLink
      @IrridatedLink 4 роки тому +15

      My now 1904 Mauser model98 still shoots true, even after 116 years. Granted, the wood stock is certainly dry and could use some going over, but overall the gun shoots wonderfully and has proven to be reliable even after 50+ rounds down range in one sitting (she gets hot okay, I don’t feel comfortable doing more than 100 on a cool day, and I don’t wanna push the old girl too far.)

    • @zsd101
      @zsd101 4 роки тому +3

      My favorite line from the video. :)

    • @ViktoriousDead
      @ViktoriousDead 4 роки тому +4

      Just saying that isn't an argument.... at all

    • @thatbirb4743
      @thatbirb4743 4 роки тому +3

      @@ViktoriousDead OK then, why not? I'm sure you can tell me exactly why you think that way.

    • @ViktoriousDead
      @ViktoriousDead 4 роки тому +2

      That Birb showing how something is better by having a factual argument and breaking that down step by step, IS NOT an argument for things made in the past. I love old guns, but the OG Comment is an argument for why old guns are somehow superior.

  • @philipsnider5079
    @philipsnider5079 8 років тому +6444

    the 1911 doesn't have a cult following, it has a colt following.

  • @coolsenjoyer
    @coolsenjoyer 5 років тому +586

    Didn't FAL fail the US trials because some dude in the Ordnance Department pushed really hard for M14 to be adopt... *gets taken out by a Springfield Armory sniper*

    • @30dollarnightvision14
      @30dollarnightvision14 5 років тому +14

      Ahh yes an undead sniper.

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 5 років тому +7

      From my understanding, I thought the FAL failed US trials and THUS the M14 was created. I could be wrong.

    • @bgbeck55
      @bgbeck55 5 років тому +94

      The FAL "failed" because , "It wasn't invented here." Here being the Springfield Armory by U.S. Ordnance.

    • @novajam1769
      @novajam1769 5 років тому +39

      Caesar Seriona you’re wrong it was 100% because it wasn’t made in America

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 5 років тому +7

      @@novajam1769 I never said that was the reason.

  • @michaelam9063
    @michaelam9063 4 роки тому +75

    I've got both a Glock and a 1911. Obviously, I keep them in separate parts of the safe.

  • @thesturm8686
    @thesturm8686 5 років тому +379

    M1 Garand as body pillow?
    Noted

    • @AkeoT9
      @AkeoT9 5 років тому +15

      If you wrap it in a blanket it's not too bad

    • @leehongjin6884
      @leehongjin6884 5 років тому +29

      M1 Garand is waifu confirmed.

    • @tomrkba4685
      @tomrkba4685 5 років тому +15

      You are just discovering the therapeutic benefits of the M1 body pillow?

    • @DreadnoughtHvor
      @DreadnoughtHvor 5 років тому +6

      The Order of the Mauser laughs at your semi-automatic body pillow.

    • @bluewarbler9034
      @bluewarbler9034 4 роки тому +2

      *laughs in GFL*

  • @1whoIs
    @1whoIs 5 років тому +347

    One category of 1911 shooters, the converts, those of us who fired the 1911 for the first time and just knew that it was the one.

    • @davishalsan5167
      @davishalsan5167 4 роки тому +5

      True for me. First Pistol I ever shot and I knew it was the one for me.

    • @jamieoneal7120
      @jamieoneal7120 4 роки тому +2

      @@davishalsan5167 yep👍👍

    • @elmoomle4565
      @elmoomle4565 4 роки тому +9

      Totally true for me. The erg's on the 1911 simply 'fit' my hand better than any other pistol. I prefer the polymer-free heft, appreciate the mature design, and outstanding trigger.
      I like my self defense weapons to continue being weapons even when empty...

    • @tjwright
      @tjwright 4 роки тому +6

      Yup. I used to be a police officer and I trained extensively with a DA/SA double stack 9mm (before Glocks were the thing). I still have my old duty pistol (and even have the serial number memorized). BUT, I carry my 1911 way more... and my 1911 is far and away my favorite pistol. Fits me better, is thinner, and I just shoot it way better.

    • @Okami1313
      @Okami1313 4 роки тому +5

      I didn't even need to fire it. When I was shopping for pistols the guy at my local gun shop was letting me handle as many guns as I could. Every single gun felt off for some reason. The 1911 was the only one that felt right for me. I suppose that was the point of letting me handle half the guns in their inventory. You have to find the gun that feels right for you.

  • @huntersmith8586
    @huntersmith8586 8 років тому +274

    "In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was THE pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, "Thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it workith. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain." Praise be to Browning my brohters.

    • @SudsyMedusa53
      @SudsyMedusa53 7 років тому +10

      Amen

    • @larrycaldwell3493
      @larrycaldwell3493 7 років тому +9

      Hunter Smith that's the best comment on 1911 I ever heard. lol

    • @coyotejohn3101
      @coyotejohn3101 7 років тому +4

      Except John Browning never got to finish the Hi-Power.

    • @joshuabrown7815
      @joshuabrown7815 7 років тому +6

      You fool! 1911 was given to man as a gift to continue through the centuries! He intended us to evolve and modernize it while continuing to make the old designs. It is a travesty that the 1911 has not been made with newer features like a hi-cap, low-power double stack 9milimeter variant and given tactical rails!

    • @mitchelll899
      @mitchelll899 7 років тому +1

      Hunter Smith you do know the buck mark from Browning was the first semi auto pistol developed in 1896.

  • @anthonymartinez3084
    @anthonymartinez3084 4 роки тому +141

    I'm part of the old and dwindling church of 357 magnum revolvers where six rounds is enough and cookies are always baked

    • @TheSkilledSnowman
      @TheSkilledSnowman 3 роки тому

      Haha good one

    • @garyacker7388
      @garyacker7388 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheSkilledSnowman yes I love my model 13 Smith and Wesson "4" barrel. They never jam and very accurate.

    • @thethinkinggriesbach7600
      @thethinkinggriesbach7600 3 роки тому +3

      Well let me join your congregation

    • @23Robusto
      @23Robusto 3 роки тому +5

      I asked a cop who wore a .357 why he didn't carry a semi auto and his reply was "Revolvers never jam"

    • @anthonymartinez3084
      @anthonymartinez3084 3 роки тому +1

      @@23Robusto they get hung up if the gun is dirty or primer is sticking out too far but my ruger security six always fires and is deadly accurate

  • @HunterKiller762
    @HunterKiller762 4 роки тому +224

    I felt personally attacked when he said that people sleep with Garands like a body pillow. No shame in it

    • @josie4065
      @josie4065 3 роки тому +4

      Then why did you feel personally attacked? I don't own a Garand, but I would like to sleep with one as a pillow.

    • @timothysullysullivan2571
      @timothysullysullivan2571 3 роки тому +5

      just be sure to lubricate liberally

    • @karlhaber1904
      @karlhaber1904 3 роки тому +3

      LOL!!!

    • @timhaugen6410
      @timhaugen6410 3 роки тому +1

      It didn't sound like he meant it in a bad way. Wasn't that part of the training in Full Metal Jacket?

    • @coppertopv365
      @coppertopv365 3 роки тому +3

      In the Army I had to sleep with an M16A2, M4, and a M9 pistol (mostly at different times..) sleeping with a firearm is no big deal.. unless your married.

  • @jamesharding3459
    @jamesharding3459 5 років тому +237

    Why is the Church of Armalite disregarded?

    • @charles1412
      @charles1412 5 років тому +25

      James Harding they’ve been black list the last few decades. Everyone is scared of them and avoids them.

    • @fixinggrace
      @fixinggrace 5 років тому +15

      The church of ArmaLite is alive and well. But it is a secret cult

    • @dangoober6903
      @dangoober6903 5 років тому +5

      IRA

    • @rubberuke
      @rubberuke 4 роки тому +5

      It's not a cult if everyone follows it.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 4 роки тому +1

      What about the Brotherhood of papa Kalashnikov

  • @tfbtv
    @tfbtv  8 років тому +424

    For those asking about the AR/AK: I figured the AR and AK are so mainstream that they can't really be considered to have a "cult following". I think the casual owners far outnumber the die hard fanboys.
    For this same reason I though about excluding Glock, but I just couldn't resist.

    • @michaelscot9
      @michaelscot9 8 років тому +21

      Well what about Mosin Fanboys? Maybe it's just me but I tend to come across a lot more of those than M1 Garanders...

    • @tfbtv
      @tfbtv  8 років тому +23

      +michaelscot9 Eh, a good amount of mosin owners just bought one because they picked one out of a big barrel for $60.
      Few folks champion them as being legitimately good guns.

    • @robbk5769
      @robbk5769 8 років тому +11

      +TFB TV i know many neckbearded 30 year olds who tell other people that they're the most accurate rifles around, then say it was user error when it shoots 16 feet groupings from 2 yards away.

    • @TheComedyButchers
      @TheComedyButchers 8 років тому +5

      +TFB TV why didn't you include the moist nugget(garbage rod{piece of shit}) fanbase?

    • @XSaintsofDoomX
      @XSaintsofDoomX 8 років тому +1

      go over the FN Five-SeveN please

  • @user-sx1jb8gc6s
    @user-sx1jb8gc6s 3 роки тому +61

    Surprised SKS didn't make this list. Those dudes are nuts about that gun.

    • @anthonyb556
      @anthonyb556 3 роки тому +5

      We've become closeted because of everybody clowning on 762x39 lol

    • @SA-xf1eb
      @SA-xf1eb 3 роки тому +3

      True

    • @hillbillydeluxe1776
      @hillbillydeluxe1776 3 роки тому +2

      Amen to that

    • @coppertopv365
      @coppertopv365 3 роки тому +3

      I'm not nutz .. but they are good firearms

    • @seanmares2406
      @seanmares2406 3 роки тому +3

      @@coppertopv365 your right the sks is a awesome rifle I've never had any problems it will eat anything you throw at it

  • @mr.eschrich2235
    @mr.eschrich2235 7 років тому +302

    He forgot Saint kalashnikov from the church of avtomat

    • @greasedog
      @greasedog 5 років тому +26

      I was shocked he didn’t include both AK & AR cultist.

    • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
      @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 5 років тому +10

      Greetings from the Drotherhood of the Avtomat, we bring the divine Gospel of Automatic fire made an art form!

    • @blakebonner1152
      @blakebonner1152 5 років тому +12

      greasedog ars are like christianity. There’s so many different sub religions. So the ar would take its own video

    • @vegaspapp
      @vegaspapp 5 років тому

      Cykin sin

    • @elifite5633
      @elifite5633 5 років тому +1

      CARNIVORI5 CORN I’m a proud member of it

  • @beastbro9823
    @beastbro9823 6 років тому +431

    You forgot one: The Ten Churches of the Ruger 10/22

    • @wowthatsawesome2762
      @wowthatsawesome2762 6 років тому +11

      That’s just a fun gun no one would argue it’s the best. Maybe they could argue it’s the best .22 lr cause it probably is though

    • @flako7105
      @flako7105 6 років тому +1

      😂

    • @icarvs_vivit
      @icarvs_vivit 5 років тому +1

      Shooting cans and bottles in my backyard is the only suitable used of a firearm.

    • @shanekingsley251
      @shanekingsley251 5 років тому +3

      @@icarvs_vivit So true. "Tactical" for me is an old patio chair I use as a gun rest while destroying an empty can of Steel Reserve.

    • @reb1050
      @reb1050 5 років тому

      Never really thought about being someone that would be considered as a member of a cult following. However, after watching this video, I realized, my association with the 10/22 could definitely fall within that category. After all, if is one of the few firearms I have that is still in use after over 50 yrs. My Ruger 10/22 and my Remington Wingmaster 870 have both served me well for over 50 yrs. now and I assure you, I have relayed my opinion of both on numerous occsions.

  • @hunter5502000
    @hunter5502000 5 років тому +110

    Anything by John Moses Browning I love. Firearms wouldn't be the same without him.

    • @michaeldelano3645
      @michaeldelano3645 4 роки тому +3

      There was another guy... named Mauser... also pretty good at designing stuff... like the .303 Enfield and the Springfield.

    • @ARC-Driver
      @ARC-Driver 4 роки тому +3

      I would say that there is another too: kalashnikov. Modern combat wouldn't be the same without his works.

    • @BlobsterX
      @BlobsterX 4 роки тому +2

      There is also another guy, his name Mr Stoner. Quite a great fellow, and a pretty decent firearms designer

    • @BlobsterX
      @BlobsterX 4 роки тому

      @Thomas Borisov Really wasna combo of a Hakin, Stg, and a 1911. Not inspired quite like Kalashnikov

    • @tufelhunden5795
      @tufelhunden5795 3 роки тому

      All hail JMB. I'm slowly gathering every piece of protection he ever designed.

  • @crosisofborg5524
    @crosisofborg5524 3 роки тому +36

    I would think you’d mention the largest cult of guns on earth. The AK47

    • @Cntr-Cmd-Delete
      @Cntr-Cmd-Delete 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah but that’s a niche market. I don’t know anyone with an ak

  • @0hn0haha
    @0hn0haha 8 років тому +619

    "Ancient pagan revolvers"

    • @Warptenlololol
      @Warptenlololol 8 років тому +60

      top kek material.

    • @brucegao5353
      @brucegao5353 7 років тому +7

      totally

    • @MrUSA-uk2bi
      @MrUSA-uk2bi 6 років тому +4

      0hn0haha too funny. He is a great comedy narrator!

    • @luchacefox259
      @luchacefox259 6 років тому +3

      I cling to my pagan ways. All hail Linebaugh. 475 475 475 475 475 475 475 475 475 475 475

    • @nathandamaren2093
      @nathandamaren2093 6 років тому +8

      0hn0haha "The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves."

  •  5 років тому +444

    "I carry a 1911 because merrica!"
    *purchases $300 foreign made 1911s stamped with old or stolen US company logos for $800*

  • @dolan660
    @dolan660 8 років тому +190

    I enjoyed the commentary. Well thought out and funny.

    • @tfbtv
      @tfbtv  8 років тому +59

      +sean dolan
      Thanks Sean

  • @MINNISOTA420
    @MINNISOTA420 4 роки тому +542

    As long as you're not apart of the church of Hi-Pointology you're good in my book.

    • @jeremyledoux7918
      @jeremyledoux7918 4 роки тому +20

      Y E E T

    • @ingramjd
      @ingramjd 4 роки тому +14

      Did the tupperware if you want, I still say it's certainly good enough for the price.

    • @Chaosfragment1809
      @Chaosfragment1809 4 роки тому +29

      ALL PRAISE THE HOLY YEET CANON

    • @philkearny5587
      @philkearny5587 4 роки тому +57

      Made in America. Lifetime warranty. Customer service speaks English. Won’t bankrupt you if police take it for evidence. Replacement cost is less than the cost of a Glock slide. So ugly that most burglars will pass on it.

    • @Chaosfragment1809
      @Chaosfragment1809 4 роки тому +11

      @@philkearny5587 hi points are good for the price but they are soooo fucking heavy

  • @vivangreco1710
    @vivangreco1710 5 років тому +9

    Great video! As an owner of several Glocks, a handful of 1911s, and a FAL, I'm guilty of some of the silliness you talked of. But really, we live in the golden age of civilian firearms technology. Sig, H&K,Walther, Smith and Wesson, Springfield, Ruger, etc etc, there have never been so many reliable, affordable, usable guns to choose from, and the ammunition we have to choose from has similarly advanced by leaps and bounds. I'm just happy to see people excited about the sport and concerned about preserving our rights to keep and bear. Keep making these wonderful videos!

  • @joshuagrahamcrackers
    @joshuagrahamcrackers 6 років тому +962

    CZ didn't make it on this video because it isn't a cult. It is the One True Faith.

    • @johnasbury1338
      @johnasbury1338 5 років тому +10

      Amen brother

    • @xzqzq
      @xzqzq 5 років тому +9

      Make mine CZ52 in 7.62 Tok, pls.

    • @michaeldragicevich820
      @michaeldragicevich820 5 років тому +12

      When the Shadows come out they all run and hide.

    • @sdivine13
      @sdivine13 5 років тому +3

      Guessing you've never heard of saint beretta

    • @kyjohns8271
      @kyjohns8271 5 років тому +1

      Amen!

  • @martinrigggs500
    @martinrigggs500 5 років тому +139

    The 1911 is the most beautiful weapon and you realize it when you turn around to gaze upon it the same way you you do when you walk away from beautiful classic car

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 4 роки тому +16

      Like a big old muscle car. It may be big, heavy, and kinda inefficient by todays standards. But itll get the job done, look good while it does, and it can usually knock down anything in front of it like a raging son of a bitch.

    • @andersonrobotics5608
      @andersonrobotics5608 4 роки тому +3

      @Joseph Steaphens some special forces still use it, albeit with heavy modifications

    • @originalyoutubenamethatsag6321
      @originalyoutubenamethatsag6321 4 роки тому +4

      @Joseph Steaphens it’s still better than the majority of USA pistols and pistols around the world

    • @aaahhhhhhh
      @aaahhhhhhh 3 роки тому

      Personally it’s just a bit to plain for me. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great pistol though. I just prefer a sig 229, 226, or M17.

    • @saihemebillings2820
      @saihemebillings2820 3 роки тому

      This is so true.

  • @carlhicksjr8401
    @carlhicksjr8401 3 роки тому +34

    '... they have to face Camp Perry and pray 5 times a day...'
    Daaaayammmm!

  • @bryanmartinez6600
    @bryanmartinez6600 4 роки тому +471

    I want to own an Arisaka for home defense and in case an intruder breaks in I'll bayonet charge him in the true Bushido warrior spirit.

    • @nyeoncolors6949
      @nyeoncolors6949 4 роки тому +40

      You have to yell banzai like it’s bloody murders

    • @rayward4273
      @rayward4273 4 роки тому +9

      Hai, wakarimasuka!

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 4 роки тому +6

      Enola Gay says hello

    • @treroney4720
      @treroney4720 4 роки тому +4

      Banzaaaaiiiii

    • @maxtonking5071
      @maxtonking5071 4 роки тому +4

      You both may go to the hospital, with that kick from the arisaka.

  • @bhoff51297
    @bhoff51297 5 років тому +70

    The 1911 was the first gun I ever shot, however that was two days ago...

    • @bassaholicpong
      @bassaholicpong 5 років тому +2

      1911 was the first proper gun I shot too 17 years ago.

  • @thebullmoose8316
    @thebullmoose8316 7 років тому +320

    "You don't need a thumb anyway."
    - Every Garand fanboy

    • @TheUnclebuck5
      @TheUnclebuck5 6 років тому +23

      I love my Garand, now that my fingernail grew back.

    • @miscmilitaria8566
      @miscmilitaria8566 6 років тому +2

      I don’t need my thumb

    • @lilrow4206
      @lilrow4206 6 років тому +4

      Technically the thumb is the most useless finger.

    • @Nutellafuerst
      @Nutellafuerst 6 років тому +18

      @@lilrow4206 actually, the thumb is the most important finger of em all. it is the one that allows us to actually grip things instead of just hooking them.

    • @mikeboardley5482
      @mikeboardley5482 6 років тому +4

      lilrow420 technically that is completely wrong

  • @MrBreaton
    @MrBreaton 3 роки тому +80

    "This, my son, is a 1911, given to us by the Lord God almighty through the wisdom of His prophet John Moses Browning, that we might smite our enemies, and walk among them without fear." (Book of John Moses 19:11.)

    • @HalfCrazy520
      @HalfCrazy520 3 роки тому +6

      Yay though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, because I have my blessed 1911 filled with its holy .45 ACP cartridges and I will smite a bitch.

    • @karlhaber1904
      @karlhaber1904 3 роки тому +1

      LOL- Love It!!

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 роки тому +1

      And he was a Mormon too so the jello belt love it

    • @apexxxx10
      @apexxxx10 3 роки тому

      *More Gospel! Bring in ON!*

    • @uninspiredrambler
      @uninspiredrambler 3 роки тому

      We can't expect God to do ALL the work

  • @bearcats513
    @bearcats513 4 роки тому +504

    Hey, M1 cultist here, just stopping by to let you know that you only need to make quick follow up shots if you miss, which myself and every other Garand owner have never done. I actually had to look up what it meant to "miss a shot" because that is a brand new concept to me. Maybe the problem isn't in the M1 Garand for not being able to make quick follow up shots, but rather it is on you for not being able to hit your shots.

    • @mr.bigglesworth1970
      @mr.bigglesworth1970 3 роки тому +17

      i got the chance to shoot a real war torn m1 as a mostly novice shooter years and years ago.. was plinking shit way further away than i could hit with anything els. needless to say i was amazed. it was twice as old as i and had iron sights. got a good laugh out of your comment 😂

    • @Patrix299
      @Patrix299 3 роки тому +25

      I tell glock guys that if you miss the first 5 shots then you don't deserve the next 12

    • @caseyforeman4992
      @caseyforeman4992 3 роки тому +3

      Aim assist was critical in the Big One

    • @studentdrake
      @studentdrake 3 роки тому +11

      @@Patrix299 That doesn't add up, if you're first 5 miss you only have 5 more shots left. Where did you get 12 from? That would mean the mag held 17 rounds and we all Know that's impossible, nobody makes a mag that holds more than 10 rounds.

    • @Patrix299
      @Patrix299 3 роки тому +4

      @@studentdrake idk if that was sarcasm but I was speaking in terms of the glock 17. Which does hold 17 rounds

  • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
    @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 років тому +177

    Even Afrikaans people like the FAL. Our secret signs are shorts, rugby jerseys and old flags

    • @seantheguy1391
      @seantheguy1391 5 років тому +6

      Are you from Rhodesia or SA?

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 4 роки тому +2

      Na, most of Africa seems to love the SKS.

    • @freevbucks8019
      @freevbucks8019 4 роки тому +2

      Then you'd like a PSL more

    • @sheevpalpatine80
      @sheevpalpatine80 4 роки тому +2

      @@Nightingale-eq6fg R4 and R5s are South African Galils

    • @Nightingale-eq6fg
      @Nightingale-eq6fg 4 роки тому

      @@sheevpalpatine80 hey mate, yeah you're right, my bad

  • @Timboslice475
    @Timboslice475 8 років тому +201

    I'm apart of the 1911 cult. Though, I can respect other people's faith.
    They're just wrong.

    • @GhostsOfAzrael
      @GhostsOfAzrael 8 років тому +19

      To deny the 1911 is to deny the lord, God [Browning]. They will burn in hell.

    • @gabrielyounts7555
      @gabrielyounts7555 8 років тому +4

      all hail 1911s

    • @BurnedSpace
      @BurnedSpace 8 років тому +6

      How people can't drool over a stainless 1911 will forever evade me.

    • @JackClockerinos
      @JackClockerinos 8 років тому +24

      M1911 is a religion of peace.

    • @RalphReagan
      @RalphReagan 8 років тому +3

      +BurnedSpace Amen

  • @floriduhman9520
    @floriduhman9520 3 роки тому +3

    Possibly because its the only one I can still afford to shoot anymore, but my go to is a Ruger 10/22. Fun for all ages. Had it since elementary school and still makes me smile when it comes out to play.

  • @larry74403
    @larry74403 7 років тому +322

    Hail Garand full of grace John Browning is with thee, blessed man among gun makers and blessed are the wares of Springfield Armory, Hail Garand father of M1’s pray for us shooters now, and at the hour of bending our Op rods.
    Amen

    • @meganobgutzkraka2398
      @meganobgutzkraka2398 6 років тому +6

      amen

    • @miscmilitaria8566
      @miscmilitaria8566 6 років тому +4

      Amen

    • @wisemansocrates
      @wisemansocrates 6 років тому +9

      Amen God bless the Garand.
      Ping!

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 6 років тому +30

      Our Browning who arts in heaven
      Hallowed be thy name
      Thy 1911 comes
      Thy will be done
      On front lines as it is in shooting ranges
      Give us today our daily .45 rounds, and forgive our HKs, as we forgive AK commies
      Dont lead us into Glocks, but deliver us from Hi Points
      For thy is the kingdom, the stopping power, the glory,
      Forever and ever
      Amen

    • @elementxghilliejoshf.2844
      @elementxghilliejoshf.2844 6 років тому +5

      John browning doesn’t get enough credit I mean he made the 1911 which was in military service until the 70s and still actively used today by civilians

  • @55Quirll
    @55Quirll 4 роки тому +19

    Great video, thanks, my favorites are:
    1. 1911A1 - Government model or Modern version
    2. M1 Carbine
    3. M1A1 Thompson Sub-machine Gun
    I have a soft spot in heart for WWII era fire arms.

  • @aeroblitzxt0079
    @aeroblitzxt0079 5 років тому +148

    What about the witnesses of the ar-15

    • @coreydabrowski2249
      @coreydabrowski2249 5 років тому +3

      That's a style of weapon, not a specific weapon. That's like categorizing bolt action rifle owners together.

    • @azalkathegunpowderdragon9439
      @azalkathegunpowderdragon9439 5 років тому +1

      @@coreydabrowski2249 agreed, those of us who carry are many and can be zealous.. but frankly id like to believe the AR has transended it's m16 roots.. especially since now they come in just about every chamber imagineable...

    • @598bryce
      @598bryce 5 років тому +1

      @@coreydabrowski2249 I feel like its following should get it on the list anyway. I love AR but I don't even really see whats so special about them. There's way better guns out there. Why do people need to have so many bells and whistles on their rifles? Personally I prefer retro style. Like the A1.

    • @coreydabrowski2249
      @coreydabrowski2249 5 років тому

      @@598bryce I completely understand why it's such a popular platform. So many different calibers and configurations. Nearly endless possibilities with the AR platform. Want a long range .308? Got it. Short barrel PWD with a foldable stock and chambered in 9mm? Got that too.

    • @598bryce
      @598bryce 5 років тому

      @@coreydabrowski2249 oh no doubt I love it. I just don't like highly customized ones. I see an AR as a rugged made for war tough as nails machine but when I see one with a custom paint job, 2 different grips, a scope twice the price of the rifle, a custom trigger, a flashlight AND lazer on it, I'm afraid to even touch it out of fear that I'll break something. Thats why i like the bare bones down to business ones. I have an SP1/M16A1 style build with iron sights and its perfect

  • @jordanjoestar8839
    @jordanjoestar8839 3 роки тому +32

    Glock owners- "Glocks are perfect! I only replaced my trigger, barrel, grip, sights, magazine, recoil spring and the entire action."
    Me- "my 30 year old Beretta M9 is still OEM..."

    • @fettsforlife4081
      @fettsforlife4081 3 роки тому

      And how many times did it jam

    • @maxwellmortimermontoure7274
      @maxwellmortimermontoure7274 3 роки тому +1

      How them mags holding up?
      I only replace the sights in my glocks. They work well and I like them.

    • @MattiasTheMerc
      @MattiasTheMerc 2 роки тому

      There’s no need to change anything other than sights. But I change those on all my pistols.

    • @bobyjones3905
      @bobyjones3905 Рік тому

      I have 4 Glocks all stock

  • @gato23
    @gato23 7 років тому +232

    FAL shooters also wear short shorts and have the Rhodesian flag in their house.

    • @schalksmit1820
      @schalksmit1820 6 років тому +11

      gato23 old South African flag and yes we like our khaki shorts

    • @sabotabby_
      @sabotabby_ 6 років тому +14

      I love FALs ngl, *and Rhodesia*

    • @BlankPicketSign
      @BlankPicketSign 6 років тому +11

      Of course those khaki shorts can only be properly cleaned by Apartheid Pods™

    • @TheWolfsnack
      @TheWolfsnack 6 років тому +2

      @@BlankPicketSign ...ouch....

    • @Hadrexus
      @Hadrexus 5 років тому +4

      I have never shot any other assault rifles other than the FAL thanks to conscripted reservist training but I must say it felt wonderful and I can't wait to become an american citizen eventually and try out the other flavors of rifle out there

  • @jasonmariott7118
    @jasonmariott7118 6 років тому +88

    The Church of CZ is growing stronger by the day.

    • @tr4nsg0th1ca
      @tr4nsg0th1ca 5 років тому +1

      May the Shadows protect you, true believer.

    • @seantheguy1391
      @seantheguy1391 5 років тому

      mountainhobo Czechs are mostly catholic.

    • @seantheguy1391
      @seantheguy1391 5 років тому

      mountainhobo Shit your right! Should I delete my comment mate.

    • @zozo_letsplayz850
      @zozo_letsplayz850 4 роки тому

      i dont see the appeal of CZs so ill have to try one and find out

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 4 роки тому

      I'm not complaining lol. I'll chose CZ over anything Austrian or German any day.

  • @mattv2099
    @mattv2099 8 років тому +82

    How did you know I have a Glock tramp stamp?

    • @tfbtv
      @tfbtv  8 років тому +44

      You were brandishing that shit at the last meeting bro.

    • @mattv2099
      @mattv2099 8 років тому +18

      oh snapazine

    • @thatsnodildo1974
      @thatsnodildo1974 8 років тому

      +MattV2099: Guns & Food bamboozled once again

    • @thehosergunguy4898
      @thehosergunguy4898 8 років тому +1

      +MattV2099: Guns & Food how many 30 cal clips fit in a snapazine?

    • @mattv2099
      @mattv2099 8 років тому +1

      The Hoser Gun Guy all of them

  • @seleckt6600
    @seleckt6600 3 роки тому +26

    "There must be some sort of tell or secret handshake that lets one and other know they're members of the same club"
    Short shorts.

  • @hankhammer869
    @hankhammer869 8 років тому +172

    The cult of Kalashnikov holds it's ground.

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 7 років тому +21

      Henry Hartman it's not a cult, cults are based on belief Kalashnikov is science

    • @dragunmane3029
      @dragunmane3029 7 років тому

      Henry Hartman as an AR guy i don't care

    • @alexandersokolnik1596
      @alexandersokolnik1596 7 років тому +38

      Henry Hartman Kalashnikov is too big to be a cult. It is a religion now.

    • @timonthetube92
      @timonthetube92 7 років тому +12

      Yeah, the cult of Kalashnikov and Church of the Armalite Saints should have been on here.

    • @noobsmoke79
      @noobsmoke79 7 років тому +12

      Actually the religion is Church of the Black Rifle. The two denominations are Kalashnikov and Stoner.

  • @OneCoolHand
    @OneCoolHand 8 років тому +320

    I love how the 1911 is continually bashed, and yet every new pistol is compared to it.

    • @slick2517
      @slick2517 8 років тому +28

      Always thought new pistols were compared to a glock

    • @OneCoolHand
      @OneCoolHand 8 років тому +10

      Its hard to compare to Glock. The 1911 set the bar high, and Glock raised it even higher. So new pistols have to meet the standards of the 1911 at the least.

    • @slick2517
      @slick2517 8 років тому +1

      It might be that 1911s don't seem too popular here. All the police forces and military sidearms are glocks and it is fairly difficult to get a handgun licence so that might be why.

    • @OneCoolHand
      @OneCoolHand 8 років тому +3

      Where do you live?

    • @slick2517
      @slick2517 8 років тому

      Australia

  • @claudiodiaz9752
    @claudiodiaz9752 4 роки тому +284

    My guesses before watching:
    Glock
    Mosin Nagant
    M1 Garand
    1911
    Beretta 92

    • @kenshiroFNS
      @kenshiroFNS 4 роки тому +2

      ⁰⁰⁰0⁰

    • @joshuadickson6277
      @joshuadickson6277 4 роки тому +34

      i thought ak47

    • @geoff7894
      @geoff7894 4 роки тому +17

      I was thinking the cz-75 was going to show up

    • @seanfernandolopez9139
      @seanfernandolopez9139 4 роки тому +7

      most CZ handguns has cult followers

    • @geoff7894
      @geoff7894 4 роки тому +8

      @@seanfernandolopez9139 Cuz they make some dope ass solid firearms

  • @razgriz501
    @razgriz501 3 роки тому +2

    My 1911 was my late Granddad's service pistol from when he was a Chief Bomber Mechanic back in Strategic Air Command. It's one of the few things I have left of him, and it's also one of my most prized possessions

  • @25centsapop
    @25centsapop 4 роки тому +66

    *sets my sks aside to caress my 1911* : Dont worry baby, I know what my first love will always be.

    • @jamesward4893
      @jamesward4893 3 роки тому +5

      If my house ever catches on fire I have my priorities straight, Dogs first, then my Harley, then my guns especially the 1911’s and then if there’s time I’ll get the wife.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wiegl8596
    @wiegl8596 5 років тому +193

    U.S ordnance office:
    God damn it pardner dis here Fal ain't gud nuff for the good ol us of a!!!
    *adopts m14*
    U.S ordnance office:
    PERFECTION

    • @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674
      @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 5 років тому +8

      *the m14 is a lousy service rifle*

    • @letsgetilluminaughty5082
      @letsgetilluminaughty5082 5 років тому +10

      @@thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 woah hold on der partner

    • @josh_da_boss_hello4571
      @josh_da_boss_hello4571 5 років тому +10

      sean smith m14 was a great rifle for what it was meant for. It was never meant for close forest combat. It is a battle rifle and is meant to be an in between for assault rifles and marksman rifles. And it is great at that. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it’ll always be bad.

    • @doon3839
      @doon3839 5 років тому

      M16A1

    • @jussayinmipeece1069
      @jussayinmipeece1069 5 років тому +6

      @@josh_da_boss_hello4571 the M14 ws a terrible rifle for what it was meant for. It was too heavy, the ammo was way too powerful for a general purpose rifle and it was way too expensive and delicate for the purpose. When you put that together with the fact that the fit in the stock needed adjustment all the time and field stripping was hard for the average grunt then you had a terrible rifle.
      Sure its great for the navy who dont have to carry the thing and who have armorers down the next corridor but for everyone else it was a freakin boat anchor

  • @GinoMarks
    @GinoMarks 7 років тому +79

    If you'll excuse me I suddenly feel I... need to purchase a P7...

    • @julian23561
      @julian23561 5 років тому

      @@Quentyn73 buy a P7 and see the light.

    • @Neowartoe
      @Neowartoe 5 років тому

      I want a P7 but i think I would get a usp first

    • @julian23561
      @julian23561 5 років тому

      @@Neowartoe P7, NO OTHER WAY TO SEE THE LIGHT.

  • @bodieb.1239
    @bodieb.1239 4 роки тому +31

    I love my 1911. Sometimes I just look at it whilst sipping on a single malt. So relaxing.

    • @jeepsblackpowderandlights4305
      @jeepsblackpowderandlights4305 3 роки тому

      haha

    • @normferguson2769
      @normferguson2769 3 роки тому +1

      Doesn’t your 1911 have a manufacturer (Springfield, …)?

    • @bodieb.1239
      @bodieb.1239 3 роки тому

      @@normferguson2769 Springfield Range Officer Compact 9mm. I think target aim is more repeatable with 9mm vs. 45. BUT I'd still like a 45. So Maybe this year?

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 3 роки тому

      I had a GSG version of it friends used to give me shit saying I need to keep it attached to a lanyard and carry a whistle in case I come across a trench that needs storming lol.

  • @Freak1David
    @Freak1David 8 років тому +363

    That Garand prayer makes me stop this video and laugh a lot. By lot, I mean, lots of them.

    • @tfbtv
      @tfbtv  8 років тому +7

      +David Satya
      Thanks for watching!

    • @Freak1David
      @Freak1David 8 років тому +3

      TFB TV Keep on going. My country is not as "liberal" as your state about the gun, so, it is kinda hard for "regular" citizen to get a hold on a gun.
      Thanks btw.

    • @joshbobst1629
      @joshbobst1629 8 років тому +4

      Speaking of "the gun," ever see The Way of the Gun, with Benecio Del Toro, Julliette Lewis, James Caan and Ryan Phillipe? Do yourself a favor. The movie skewers Hollywood's love affair with violence at the same time in genuflects at it. A legitimate question I've been asking myself recently is: why does our society love violence in art, but mostly reject sex as a worthwhile subject for art? If I had to choose what I'd want in my personal life, I'd choose sex. Wouldn't anybody?

    • @bobsullivan5714
      @bobsullivan5714 8 років тому +3

      Fine....If you ever mind yourself under attack by a determined assailant, shake your pecker at him..........What the hell, it might work!

    • @ohyeahwhat5387
      @ohyeahwhat5387 7 років тому

      And the pair in Way of the Gun are NOT that good. Why would Del Toro waste all that ammo from the Galil so he could end up fighting mostly with the 1911. At least Phillipe had the 12 gauge.

  • @MarineFilms
    @MarineFilms 5 років тому +45

    I’m a member of the church of Garand, and the church of Springfield 1903.

    • @Joe-rx7ht
      @Joe-rx7ht 5 років тому +7

      Now you need the Church of M14.

  • @Xanatos712
    @Xanatos712 8 років тому +294

    I guess you could say the 1911 has a... *Colt* following.

    • @KnozLo
      @KnozLo 8 років тому +22

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhhh

    • @123streetstreet3
      @123streetstreet3 7 років тому +7

      10/10 ign

    • @taylorwest6986
      @taylorwest6986 6 років тому +1

      I see what you did there. 😉

    • @littlegreenhelmetboi4148
      @littlegreenhelmetboi4148 6 років тому +4

      We shall praise Father Browning and his friend Colten we shall revive the father and bring his legends back to life he shall remove us of sin and gift us the knowledge of his wisdom for we shall continue his legacy

    • @williamcorbett5342
      @williamcorbett5342 6 років тому +1

      FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YEEEEEESSSSSSSS

  • @mccormyke
    @mccormyke 3 роки тому

    I really must protest. Not only did you did you nail each cultist so well.
    Having myself been an active Grand self appointed Keeper of the Light in both Caliber & Pistol cults with over lapping membership I am qualifed to speak.
    And you said it better than I could sir! And that, quite frankly, stings.

  • @alitlweird
    @alitlweird 4 роки тому +61

    “M1- Garand = body pillow substitute.” 😆

    • @sledgehammerk35
      @sledgehammerk35 3 роки тому +2

      I have no regrets 😂

    • @leehongjin6884
      @leehongjin6884 3 роки тому

      They love it so nuch they probably married their garands.

  • @vaughnslavin9784
    @vaughnslavin9784 5 років тому +8

    Thank you for the humor and insight. I like what ever piece of hardware is available and loaded when needed.

  • @jetmark8196
    @jetmark8196 3 роки тому +13

    3:34 You have just committed a crime by muting the Garand ping

  • @luasmartinez1262
    @luasmartinez1262 4 роки тому +17

    "You can't put a price on perfection." I say this often to my friends when we are in Las Vegas. When I chant this mantra and spend that extra money on a finer class of Call Girl!

  • @qpat300
    @qpat300 5 років тому +76

    Pills that are hard to swallow: "The glock is uncomfortable to shoot and feels weird to hold compared to the sig and ANY 1911"

    • @chillakillakillshot3249
      @chillakillakillshot3249 4 роки тому

      @LongDaLLassmh

    • @rubberuke
      @rubberuke 4 роки тому

      Commoners choosing a 3 round, 100 yo .45 over a modern firearm. Git gud peasant.

    • @chillakillakillshot3249
      @chillakillakillshot3249 4 роки тому

      @@rubberuke I think its 9+1

    • @chillakillakillshot3249
      @chillakillakillshot3249 4 роки тому +1

      @LongDaLLas you'd sacrifice reliability , accuracy and the compactness of a gun just cause it doesn't feel comfortable?

    • @rubberuke
      @rubberuke 4 роки тому +1

      @@chillakillakillshot3249
      I understand, it varies a bit. My flippant comment aside, 9 rounds is middle of the road. definitely going in the "con" column these days

  • @femf1372
    @femf1372 8 років тому +36

    Well, I can see why old people are with the M1. After all, it's the Garand-father of American semi-autos.

  • @tomjoseph1444
    @tomjoseph1444 3 роки тому +2

    LMAO! Great video. I have been shooting and collecting for over 50 years and have seen most of these cults! Would never own an FAL because of the weight and that damn metal fore end. Not a pleasant thing to hold on to in the desert. I have at present cut my cache down to approx 100 guns. I must say that I also will never own a Glock. Not because there is anything wrong with them if used for their intended purpose but because there seems to be some magic involved. I see so many guys buy a Glock as their first gun and all of a sudden they are the gun expert of the century!

  • @ourlordandsaviorjohnmosesb4980
    @ourlordandsaviorjohnmosesb4980 8 років тому +843

    join us

    • @FreudRulz
      @FreudRulz 8 років тому +4

      Porque?

    • @ABowlofPho
      @ABowlofPho 8 років тому +5

      +OobiDoobScoobyDoobyBenubi Because they have cookies.

    • @cadenrobl473
      @cadenrobl473 8 років тому +11

      praise saint browing

    • @julianhong398
      @julianhong398 8 років тому +21

      +TFB TV this guy actually created an account for this video

    • @ourlordandsaviorjohnmosesb4980
      @ourlordandsaviorjohnmosesb4980 8 років тому +23

      we also have a Facebook page
      m.facebook.com/Our-Lord-and-Savior-John-Moses-Browning-1297620180264960/

  • @uralbob1
    @uralbob1 5 років тому +179

    Glocks are like Harley Davidsons.... If you want a truly unique Glock or Harley, leave it stock!

    • @MarcinKryszak
      @MarcinKryszak 5 років тому +7

      More like Toyota Camry

    • @thebusterdog921
      @thebusterdog921 5 років тому +10

      I disagree, 1911's are like Harley Davidsons, traditional. Is it high tech, no. Is it fast and sexy, no. But when the chips are down, it will work if you take care of it. I know, I own a Harley, and several makes and models of 1911's. And if I ever had to give up everything I own, the last 2 things to go would be my Harley and my 1911's.

    • @thebusterdog921
      @thebusterdog921 5 років тому

      @Judge Dredd Like anything today, Harley Davidson included, it all depends on how you take care of it. There isn't a "Block" made today that in a Generation won't be in a landfill somewhere. Not to mention they were the only the only small arms company that willingly sold millions of guns to ISIS and Al Qaeda. Google it.

    • @seantheguy1391
      @seantheguy1391 5 років тому +1

      Kek

    • @seantheguy1391
      @seantheguy1391 5 років тому

      Marcin Kryszak sick burn

  • @MilsurpWorld
    @MilsurpWorld 8 років тому +135

    The cult of Mauser makes these other cults look like amateurs.

    • @jcodym13
      @jcodym13 8 років тому +10

      Hail

    • @william207able
      @william207able 8 років тому +1

      Agreed

    • @darthshaggy9697
      @darthshaggy9697 8 років тому +14

      Hail Kar98k!!!

    • @ILikeTheThingsIDo
      @ILikeTheThingsIDo 8 років тому +7

      Sign me up for the opposition. The Mauser is a great hunting rifle(as evidenced by the fact that it's action is in most bolt action hunting rifles) but I'll take 5 extra rounds and the ability to get them off very quickly over pin point accuracy that I'm not good enough to take advantage of anyway. Weirdo Brit guns FTW!

    • @BigMek456
      @BigMek456 8 років тому +5

      But the Mauser is the best bolt action ever created.

  • @Iowaclass65
    @Iowaclass65 4 роки тому +1

    This is great! I carry a Kimber 1911 Pro daily, but the gun I sold that I miss the most is my HK P7M8

  • @levifontaine8186
    @levifontaine8186 6 років тому +58

    You forgot to mention the 3rd Caphilate of the MP5 (bless it’s name may it’s holy grace live forever).

    • @notanoverlord
      @notanoverlord 4 роки тому +3

      Levi Fontaine the MP5 doesn’t need a cult, because it is objectively above average to this day. When someone buys an MP5, you don’t hear “BRO, you should have a bought...”, you hear “nice”.

  • @kalebnolen1616
    @kalebnolen1616 7 років тому +60

    "They might scoff at you because your scary black rifle doesn't have enough walnut on it" 😂 😂 😂

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 5 років тому +1

      The secret; REPLACE THE FURNATURE

  • @Blake4Truth
    @Blake4Truth 8 років тому +72

    All of a sudden, I must have a P7! Weird, huh?

    • @drfeeelgoood5815
      @drfeeelgoood5815 8 років тому +5

      I agree

    • @lucaslee6215
      @lucaslee6215 8 років тому +1

      dude, same here.

    • @Vaw.
      @Vaw. 8 років тому +6

      something just came over me and.... I need one

    • @mk84ldb
      @mk84ldb 8 років тому +1

      No subliminal ads in that portion of the video. I wonder what P7's are going for these days? (That's strange, I never had that thought before............)

  • @holy-wankenobi8743
    @holy-wankenobi8743 3 роки тому +5

    “Cherished by its owners so much so that it acts as a substitute for a body pillow” the first thing I thought of was M1 thumb (garand thumb), and, yeeeaaah just let that sink in

  • @jakubwasilewski9708
    @jakubwasilewski9708 5 років тому +77

    Alright so I have a new prayer before I sleep.... “Hail Garand, full of grace, John Browning is with thee.
    Blessed man among gunmakers
    And blessed are the wearers of Springfield Armory.
    Hail Garand, Father of M1’s, pray for us shooters, now and at the hour of breaking our Op. rods
    Amen”

  • @Chief2Moon
    @Chief2Moon 5 років тому +10

    Amusing narration, well done!....you have style for sure.

  • @tabasajustinjakej.7715
    @tabasajustinjakej.7715 6 років тому +153

    *mentions Glock*
    I'm sorry, where's the 2 world wars and stopping power that I subbed for?!

    • @hvymtal8566
      @hvymtal8566 6 років тому +6

      Last but not least

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 5 років тому +4

      Ryan West Beg pardon, but where is the lead accelerator that armed Commonwealth troops for two world wars, Korea, Vietnam, and every conflict between?

    • @elijahsellers3727
      @elijahsellers3727 5 років тому +1

      @@jamesharding3459 being the SMLE, correct? Ironic that your thumbnail isn't a Union Jack.😁😁

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 5 років тому +1

      Inawana Industries I’m American, and proud of it. But I really like those Enfields!

    • @elijahsellers3727
      @elijahsellers3727 5 років тому

      @@jamesharding3459 never fired one, actually. I know they're pretty popular, though.
      Edit: I wasn't bashing you about the picture/gun, I was trying to be funny.

  • @lockehaney3013
    @lockehaney3013 3 роки тому

    I love the slight sarcastic whimsical tome in your descriptions of each gun

  • @KeepItBrick
    @KeepItBrick 6 років тому +35

    Prediction before I watch;
    1: 1911 ✅
    2: m1a1 Thompson (close enough to an m1)
    3: any glock ✅
    4: an AK ❎ (srsly?)
    5: Any AR ❎ (wth)

  • @Gotobar
    @Gotobar 8 років тому +87

    I swear to god if I have to hear the word Glock one more time...

    • @dragunmane3029
      @dragunmane3029 7 років тому +4

      Gotobar 1313 glock glock glock glock glock glock glock glock glock

    • @rudolfb2179
      @rudolfb2179 7 років тому +3

      Glock Gen V : ]

    • @ivanrivera3293
      @ivanrivera3293 7 років тому +4

      Gotobar 1313 ...
      Glock.

    • @ruger3813
      @ruger3813 7 років тому +1

      Glock 😎

    • @mothman-jz8ug
      @mothman-jz8ug 6 років тому +3

      Follwers of the glock religion remind me so much of the gay Apple fan boyz.

  • @Porty1119
    @Porty1119 8 років тому +99

    "Have you accepted Glock as your lord and savior?"
    No, I am a 1911 and M9 heretic.

    • @TinkerTailorSoldier1
      @TinkerTailorSoldier1 8 років тому +6

      At least you chose one correctly

    • @JackkDevil
      @JackkDevil 8 років тому +3

      yes the M9 is the best

    • @cnf6045
      @cnf6045 8 років тому +2

      +Jack Williams Go up to any US infantryman and say that...you wont have any teeth the next day.

    • @MrDiabetusFetus
      @MrDiabetusFetus 8 років тому

      M9s are shit... Jam too much

    • @cnf6045
      @cnf6045 8 років тому

      thats my point apocalyptic...thats why i say ask an infantryman, youl wind up with no teeth the next day

  • @jmsmeier1113
    @jmsmeier1113 3 роки тому

    I have a 1911 that is assembled with a Springfield frame, colt slide and barrel, and all Ithaca moving parts. I built it in 1984 and have conservatively put around 17-18,000 rounds thru it. With the exception of a barrel and barrel bushing replacement, it is all original and I can’t recall it ever malfunctioning.

  • @PlanetRibooted
    @PlanetRibooted 8 років тому +144

    I'm very surprised that I didn't see the Church of Ceska Zbrojovka of the year of our Lord Nineteen-Hundred and Seventy-Five.

    • @Cleverhandle357
      @Cleverhandle357 8 років тому +7

      Seconded

    • @NikeaTiber
      @NikeaTiber 8 років тому +3

      Third. My SP01 tactical is so much better than its price tag suggests.

    • @8UP1977
      @8UP1977 7 років тому +25

      CZ isn't a church, it's a guild, because you know there's work to be done.

    • @BushcraftingBogan
      @BushcraftingBogan 7 років тому +3

      I'm going to Join the local 75B congregation soon. ;)

    • @bradjohnson4787
      @bradjohnson4787 7 років тому

      C . . Z

  • @sethgordon4473
    @sethgordon4473 8 років тому +7

    Alex, you have out done yourself. This is your most entertaining post in memory.

    • @tfbtv
      @tfbtv  8 років тому +4

      Ha, thanks Seth. I really enjoyed writing this one up.

    • @coreyhamby2989
      @coreyhamby2989 8 років тому

      +TFB TV You should definitely do a part 2 it was great and there is at least 5 more.

    • @sethgordon4473
      @sethgordon4473 8 років тому

      +corey hamby I nominate the SIG P-210, and the SIG Sauer 220 series.

  • @MKahn84
    @MKahn84 4 роки тому +6

    Good video!
    "Then maybe the stuff from 100 years ago isn't so bad." The US military is still using the .50 cal M2 Heavy Barrel Machine Gun. It was designed in 1918 and production began in 1921, so it's a tad bit newer than the highly and properly venerated 1911 family, but still a century old. The Army recently removed one from the active inventory that was over 70 years old. It had been sent to the depot for maintenance (apparently that's done about once a decade) and would have been returned to service but for a field modification that made it too difficult to return to standard condition.
    I'm sure everyone has a suggestion for an addition, but for the James Bond fanboys out there (guilty), there is the PPK.

  • @thomasmcclain543
    @thomasmcclain543 3 роки тому +2

    I would also add the Walther P99. Amazing pistol!

  • @praack4563
    @praack4563 8 років тому +134

    LOL i am a 1911 guy who is carrying one since the 1970's !!!

    • @pops87fxr
      @pops87fxr 8 років тому +6

      Me too

    • @zakmc55
      @zakmc55 7 років тому +2

      praack so you're over 50 years old, and still on UA-cam?

    • @GinEric84
      @GinEric84 7 років тому +3

      Hopefully you never have to use it

    • @fishnaked2364
      @fishnaked2364 7 років тому +1

      haha thats okay man, its still an awesome gun

    • @mandapalque
      @mandapalque 7 років тому +1

      As long as you can shooter well, it is comfortable for you and it has been reliable for you, anything else does not matter. Why carry some that you really do not like, enjoy or are not good shooting with it? Personally I do not prefer 1911, however I don't dislike them either.

  • @slashsd1000
    @slashsd1000 7 років тому +90

    The glock is like the Honda Prius of the gun world.

    • @kalebnolen1616
      @kalebnolen1616 7 років тому +10

      slashsd1000 im sorry what "Honda Prius"???? Toyota makes the frigging Prius, but yes the Glock is the most cliche gun of the handgun universe the ownership is so wide that the idiots that shouldn't get their hands on them do and make all Glock people look bad, same with the 1911 but it's more rare that the 1911 boys try to pretend they are better than everybody

    • @mothman-jz8ug
      @mothman-jz8ug 6 років тому +14

      Glock fan boyz remind me so much of the gay Apple fan boyz that I'd be afraid to pick one up, lest I start talking with a lisp.

    • @vincentsss
      @vincentsss 6 років тому +8

      Hahahaah ”Honda Prius”

    • @williamnicholson8133
      @williamnicholson8133 6 років тому +2

      slashsd1000 more like the toyota celica as it does work and is not a gimick just not super high end but gets the job done and costs a shit ton less than a combat ready 1911 lol

    • @noahtackett6264
      @noahtackett6264 6 років тому +2

      slashsd1000 thought it was the Civic lol

  • @Dominic_LaSalle
    @Dominic_LaSalle 8 років тому +186

    no mosin?

    • @northernstar1127
      @northernstar1127 8 років тому +4

      mosin bette3r then any pist0l!!!!

    • @TASCOM44
      @TASCOM44 8 років тому +25

      Honestly I was expecting the mosin to be #1 on this list

    • @MrGunman11
      @MrGunman11 8 років тому +2

      LMAO That would have been a great Alex rant.

    • @nyantathecollector
      @nyantathecollector 8 років тому +2

      +Ryan Bailey oberez is the way

    • @si_vis_pacempara_bellum4906
      @si_vis_pacempara_bellum4906 8 років тому +1

      Lol I guess Mosin Nagant would be on the " the cheapest best guns " list

  • @slowbutsure504
    @slowbutsure504 2 роки тому +1

    Still my favorite video on TFB TV.

  • @DeePsix501
    @DeePsix501 8 років тому +22

    I'm a proud member of the church of Garand under the age of 35. I really do love the rifle

    • @michaeljordon704
      @michaeljordon704 8 років тому

      same

    • @jordanpeterson8471
      @jordanpeterson8471 8 років тому

      was lucky enough to get one from the CMP a few months ago at the age of 20. lots of older shooters dont expect me to have a rifle that classic and old.

    • @ScottRuggels
      @ScottRuggels 8 років тому +1

      the prayer has to be transcribed and passed around the range.

    • @TheRealJeff984
      @TheRealJeff984 8 років тому +1

      first rifle I bought was an M1 Garand, and im now 18. The holy scriptures of Garand shalt be passed on with easy grace

    • @ScottRuggels
      @ScottRuggels 8 років тому

      +The Real Yeff believe it or not, I received my first garand as payment for inking a comic book, back in the early 90's when the publisher was strapped for cash. I have loved my "baby" ever since.

  • @bigchunk1
    @bigchunk1 8 років тому +107

    You forgot about Moxin Nagant owners. I have two.

    • @makeyoutubegreat844
      @makeyoutubegreat844 7 років тому +4

      Da comrade

    • @makeyoutubegreat844
      @makeyoutubegreat844 7 років тому +5

      Take mosin is good rifle

    • @Jeremiah90526
      @Jeremiah90526 7 років тому +1

      The typo made me think for a second that you were talking about some knock-off Mosin and I thought to myself "Who the hell would make a knock-off of that gun, why, and how the hell could you tell the difference." This is coming from someone who is keeping an eye out for a Mosin at a can't-turn-down price

    • @littlegreenhelmetboi4148
      @littlegreenhelmetboi4148 6 років тому

      MOXIN! Lead us to our revelation, lead our rebellion against our government we shall create the pure society

    • @fenrirrising131
      @fenrirrising131 6 років тому

      you mean the garbage rod?

  • @Bearthedancingman
    @Bearthedancingman 6 років тому +118

    I'm hiding in the corner with my FN FNP-45 hoping the Glock guys and 1911 guys don't shoot me. My gun is an abomination. It's a big 45ACP that holds 14+1 and has a polymer frame but it's NOT a Glock. It has a heavy steel slide and a hammer but it's not a 1911. It's the unholy spawn of something from both worlds!! And sometimes it scares me. *muahahahahahahaha* Oh Lord, its laughing.... The Glock guys are going to notice!

    • @stephenwalker6980
      @stephenwalker6980 6 років тому +10

      So here you are, bragging about your awesome gun.

    • @Bearthedancingman
      @Bearthedancingman 6 років тому +3

      @@stephenwalker6980 😁

    • @DG-pk3fh
      @DG-pk3fh 5 років тому +4

      @@Bearthedancingman FNX45 you mean 15+1

    • @DG-pk3fh
      @DG-pk3fh 5 років тому +2

      @Mr. Brown Bear Yes I somehow manage to get that last pain in the ass bullet in the magazine lol, it takes me a couple try's sometimes.

    • @alphakilo475
      @alphakilo475 5 років тому +1

      nice....check out the para ordnance P14-45...its a boomstick too

  • @MickPsyphon
    @MickPsyphon 3 роки тому +2

    Awesome video! 🍺😁👍
    I love the 1911, but mainly because it feels so good in the hand. Well balanced. It's "just right" for my larger than average sized hands. Also, in a 10 mm or .357 mag, it's fun to shoot.
    Glocks, on the other hand... I'm not a fan. They definitely don't suck, I just don't like the way they look or feel in my hands. Not my bag.
    The M1 is a proven weapon. If you take care of it, it takes care of you. I can understand why some people don't like it, but I don't understand why anyone would hate it.
    The FAL... all I can say is that anyone who hasn't used one (which is most people) don't have anything worthwhile to say about it. I've fired my share if 7.62 rounds out of Fabrique Nationale arms; and while they aren't my weapon of choice, they sure are effective. I daresay even reliable! An FN C1 was my best friend when was in the army. They're biggest fault: way too damned heavy!

  • @zsn1gman
    @zsn1gman 8 років тому +84

    I try to keep my glock 'tramp stamp' well concealed.

  • @brucecampbell4528
    @brucecampbell4528 4 роки тому +11

    You forgot one in the 1911, the man who carries one because his Dad sung it's praises and carried one before he did.

  • @chaseviking5096
    @chaseviking5096 5 років тому +71

    The colt 1911 is the most beautiful handgun in my opinion.

    • @jbloun911
      @jbloun911 5 років тому +2

      not very reliable though... low capacity heavy anchor

    • @richardkmoch2208
      @richardkmoch2208 5 років тому

      *laughs in c93 borchardt*

    • @gumps1986
      @gumps1986 4 роки тому

      Policajt23 if the elephant man was a gun he’d be a c93.
      The Sig P220 Equinox is the most beautiful handgun.

    • @MKahn84
      @MKahn84 4 роки тому

      @Thomas Borisov Oh man, the Desert Eagle is also a cult firearm. It is amazingly beautiful.

    • @MKahn84
      @MKahn84 4 роки тому +1

      @@jbloun911 The 1911 is very reliable. Just don't limp-wrist it and use good magazines - the vast majority of all reliability problems with the 1911 can be traced back to defective magazines and limp-wristing.

  • @P1TD0G
    @P1TD0G 3 роки тому

    Mate I love the sarcasm.. just awesome 👍🏻 subscribed

  • @who7657
    @who7657 7 років тому +46

    FAL-Rhodesia intensifies

  • @Oldman_Taylor
    @Oldman_Taylor 8 років тому +33

    It is possible to have 2 - like the Father and the Son. The Garand and the 1911 go together like that!
    Its been a few years, but shortly after the game "Call of Duty" came out (I had no idea), at the range, all of a sudden, there is a group of teenagers watching me - intently. It was weird, never happened before. Turns out, the sound of the clip ejecting was what gave it away. Ended up letting about half dozen kids take it for a spin. Not what they expected at all! I stopped taking it to the public range for a few years - too much attention! Its calmed again now.

    • @mav.-
      @mav.- 7 років тому +2

      New World War 2 Call of Duty game out, and they are using that classic ejecting sound as a marketing point lol, might want to be careful about it again

    • @kalebnolen1616
      @kalebnolen1616 7 років тому +1

      Well good for you, those vultures will use your ammo and leave you high and dry literally

  • @robertwilkerson7603
    @robertwilkerson7603 6 років тому +16

    I too love to praise the 1911 in front of Glock boys just to see them have a meltdown. Lol

  • @scorpianbliz
    @scorpianbliz 3 роки тому

    I found your narration most amusing 😄 good job

  • @bnolsen
    @bnolsen 6 років тому +29

    You missed the all important church of CZ.