Detroit: Become Human Angry Review

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @anshulkhanna337
    @anshulkhanna337 6 років тому +3485

    "I ordered Scarlet Johanson 762"
    "I am Scarlet Joe-handsome 762"
    nicely done XD

    • @cdbeatmaster
      @cdbeatmaster 5 років тому +54

      He didn't say Scarlet, just 'Joe-Handsome ..'

    • @rossenator101
      @rossenator101 5 років тому +16

      That’s what happens when you have typos

    • @DeltaBearGaming
      @DeltaBearGaming 5 років тому +5

      I'm srry I like this comment and made it evil oppsie 😈😈😈

    • @Hindu9054
      @Hindu9054 4 роки тому

      this is the future, now i remembers the Demolation man of Sylvester Stallone. people becoming plastic

    • @gardyion2869
      @gardyion2869 4 роки тому +4

      Booty Warrior: But I ordered the Chris Hansen 762!
      Robot: I am Chris Handsome 762.
      Booty Warrior:😏😏😏

  • @ezassegai4793
    @ezassegai4793 6 років тому +4120

    Johannson - JoeHandsome
    You guys are geniuses

    • @redwolf1015
      @redwolf1015 6 років тому +61

      It got funnier the more and more i thought about it lol

    • @joe-zf7fx
      @joe-zf7fx 6 років тому +6

      EZ Assegai boondocks joke bro

    • @DeadlyDre
      @DeadlyDre 6 років тому +3

      I miss the real JoeHandsome's videogame music videos

    • @abdullp6
      @abdullp6 6 років тому +16

      OJ's delivery of that line really sold it.

    • @nunyabeezwaxx4586
      @nunyabeezwaxx4586 6 років тому +7

      Sex mode activated 🤣🤣🤣

  • @YouWhatMate_Official
    @YouWhatMate_Official 6 років тому +1590

    This was one of the funniest reviews you've ever done lmao

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 6 років тому +4

      AlternateAlternative Pleasure Mode Activates

  • @slurpy4385
    @slurpy4385 5 років тому +1883

    Love this game but one gripe I have is how vague the dialogue options are sometimes. You'll click something and it'll mean something completely different than what you thought

    • @jonathandoe352
      @jonathandoe352 5 років тому +185

      I cannot agree more. Thats pretty much the only complaint I have.

    • @1Chasg
      @1Chasg 5 років тому +21

      Yep I agree.

    • @isharpedge8469
      @isharpedge8469 5 років тому +186

      *Chooses "passionate" answer*
      "Go fuck yourself"
      That's pretty much how vague some of them are xD

    • @hitmonkey4726
      @hitmonkey4726 5 років тому +24

      Agreed. Wish they would have the long dialogue like Fallout 3 but then I thought how would they implement in the UI. It woukd be ugly. Or, we could expand on each dialogue means.

    • @charzakwinn1398
      @charzakwinn1398 5 років тому +14

      Reminds me of LA Noire a little in that regard, although I think it was way worse in that game.

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 6 років тому +1213

    Holy crap! My clip was included. Thanks for the shout out Angry Joe! This absolutely made my day. XD

    • @Amira-rg3sk
      @Amira-rg3sk 6 років тому +8

      Cheng Teoh i love your channel

    • @timothylewis2527
      @timothylewis2527 6 років тому +14

      I was just about to ask "Who is this Cheng Plays that Joe stole footage from!" Lol!

    • @OoXLR8oO
      @OoXLR8oO 6 років тому

      Which clip did he use?

    • @yesyes6147
      @yesyes6147 6 років тому

      Thanks for the fallout 4 minutemen guides

    • @Lessthanthreeedm
      @Lessthanthreeedm 6 років тому

      Good for you, hope you've enjoyed your few minutes of relevance.

  • @SultanOfAwesomeness
    @SultanOfAwesomeness 6 років тому +1947

    That intro sure was something.

    • @o00nemesis00o
      @o00nemesis00o 6 років тому +51

      I will have nightmares.

    • @cadet1ice
      @cadet1ice 6 років тому +35

      Hmm, repressed feelings he has.

    • @LegacyDreamer
      @LegacyDreamer 6 років тому +2

      something for sure...

    • @btfan-jd6nx
      @btfan-jd6nx 6 років тому +49

      Ha he ordered the wrong sex bot and got rape bots

    • @kingstonbill9105
      @kingstonbill9105 6 років тому +37

      one of the best intro

  • @LockeRobsta
    @LockeRobsta 6 років тому +1908

    I think Other Joe saying "Are you ready for pleasure" is the greatest thing this channel has ever contributed to UA-cam.

    • @randomuser1687
      @randomuser1687 6 років тому +33

      Fucking brony

    • @Snipurss
      @Snipurss 6 років тому +19

      Random User knew someone would say it

    • @trooper007ify
      @trooper007ify 6 років тому +15

      Random User Fucking Normie REEEEEEEE

    • @brunoraoni
      @brunoraoni 6 років тому +4

      Im a furry

    • @Uzur9
      @Uzur9 6 років тому +4

      HUZZAH! - 200th - how many points do I recieve?

  • @c.w.simpsonproductions1230
    @c.w.simpsonproductions1230 5 років тому +1513

    This game is currently available on Playstation Plus for free right now, just added.

    • @Kiddo_williams
      @Kiddo_williams 5 років тому +132

      To me it’s underrated it’s a great game

    • @z3rker
      @z3rker 5 років тому +48

      Yeah it comes with Heavy Rain too

    • @z3rker
      @z3rker 5 років тому +38

      DemonTeddy bear
      JASON!
      JASON!
      JASON!
      JASON!
      JASON!
      JASON!

    • @demonteddybear3510
      @demonteddybear3510 5 років тому +9

      @@z3rker shows how long it's been since I played it. Can't even remember the stupid kids name.

    • @z3rker
      @z3rker 5 років тому +3

      DemonTeddy bear No you’re fine. I’m pretty sure he does it with both kids

  • @Jakynast
    @Jakynast 6 років тому +814

    Joe and his friends look like three different stages of a Pokemon's evolution.

    • @ronburgundy244
      @ronburgundy244 6 років тому +23

      J.Mort "What's that? Angry Joe's evolving! Angry Joe evolved into Furious Joe!"

    • @KaNoMikoProductions
      @KaNoMikoProductions 6 років тому +17

      +Ron Burgundy
      "Mildly Grumpy Joe has evolved into Angry Joe!"

    • @johnclopez96
      @johnclopez96 6 років тому +8

      Joe evolve to angry joe at level 16 then angry joe evolve to furious joe at level 34 😂

    • @johnclopez96
      @johnclopez96 6 років тому

      Oh shit

    • @thebananamelon5065
      @thebananamelon5065 6 років тому +5

      Mellow Joe -> Angry Joe -> Big Joe

  • @RandomBlackGamer
    @RandomBlackGamer 6 років тому +4149

    Note Taken: Joe likes his androids with goatees and extra "D"LC

    • @drewdrew840
      @drewdrew840 6 років тому +6

      RandomBlackGamer your a quest for actually thinking of that

    • @smartmouthriveria
      @smartmouthriveria 6 років тому +3

      RandomBlackGamer lol

    • @V90Z
      @V90Z 6 років тому +9

      xD I read this comment at the part where AJ starts crying bahahaha

    • @ScholarlyPotato
      @ScholarlyPotato 6 років тому +16

      He has an issue with pre-"ordering"

    • @ortizlzitro
      @ortizlzitro 6 років тому +3

      LOLOL

  • @jf4156
    @jf4156 6 років тому +1060

    I would play a game with just Connor and Hank solving cases.

    • @Arcticwarrior77
      @Arcticwarrior77 6 років тому +42

      J would be a great idea for DLC

    • @zachshoen5997
      @zachshoen5997 6 років тому +55

      LA Noire but with Connor and hank

    • @boomxhaka-saka7711
      @boomxhaka-saka7711 6 років тому +15

      Just play L.A. Noire. Its a pretty good game with a good story, better gameplay than this and a killer soundtrack.

    • @MrMetalStrike
      @MrMetalStrike 6 років тому +9

      LA Noire was bad ass. A game I would love to see a spiritual sequel for.

    • @metal882
      @metal882 6 років тому +10

      Hell I’d go even further and watch a buddy cop tv series with those 2

  • @casperchristensen8354
    @casperchristensen8354 5 років тому +119

    "Sex mode: Activate!"
    Man, these super heroes are getting weirder and weirder.

  • @cvetomirgeorgiev9106
    @cvetomirgeorgiev9106 6 років тому +468

    That breakfast scene must have been fun to record

    • @Theodor_Bockemuehl
      @Theodor_Bockemuehl 6 років тому +18

      I almost died, it was hilarious ! :)

    • @DarthRoe
      @DarthRoe 6 років тому +6

      That skit was the best part of the whole sketch!

  • @finalninju6021
    @finalninju6021 6 років тому +463

    "Are you ready for pleasure?"

    • @the_shadow_clasher
      @the_shadow_clasher 6 років тому +24

      *sex mode activate*

    • @rmcdaniel2424
      @rmcdaniel2424 6 років тому +5

      PoopyPie is in his PoopyPie

    • @VibrationalLimerence
      @VibrationalLimerence 6 років тому +2

      Have you seen the continuum transfunctioner?

    • @rmcdaniel2424
      @rmcdaniel2424 6 років тому +1

      Jack Goff I told you poopypie is. Don’t you listen!?? He did work wiener stand

  • @LoenenD
    @LoenenD 6 років тому +666

    "I ASKED FOR SCARLET JOHONSSON!"
    "Yes, I am Joe Handsome"

    • @devinweathers7520
      @devinweathers7520 4 роки тому +2

      Ain't bout a bitch it's those situations finally order and they fucked it up

  • @VZAAGE
    @VZAAGE 6 років тому +418

    Joe had the best birthday ever!

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 6 років тому +1489

    That intro...he secretly loved it.

    • @KlondikeMIC
      @KlondikeMIC 6 років тому +69

      That was pretty gay.. Even for the Joe's.

    • @Magma09
      @Magma09 6 років тому +25

      KlondikeMIC Obviously it's a joke.

    • @ForemostCrab7
      @ForemostCrab7 6 років тому +12

      Magma 09
      Oh the irony.

    • @ChrisYoungGunn
      @ChrisYoungGunn 6 років тому +8

      I know I did:)

    • @RetroPlus
      @RetroPlus 6 років тому +4

      Oh you get he did ;)

  • @Rflexion
    @Rflexion 6 років тому +428

    Joe : I ordered the Scarlett Johansson 762
    OJ : I am Joe Handsome 762

    • @psychee1
      @psychee1 6 років тому +16

      Let the pleasure commence...

  • @konstantinosmavrias3160
    @konstantinosmavrias3160 6 років тому +479

    "I am JoeHandsome762" Other Joe, 2018

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 4 роки тому +165

    10:54 A VERY underrated Angry Joe moment;
    "So I lost my favorite character? Idonwanplaydisnomo-"

    • @Flipcrash
      @Flipcrash 4 роки тому +20

      Last of Us 2 in a nutshell

  • @jarnegi
    @jarnegi 6 років тому +417

    You can't say Joe doesn't provide the fan service!

    • @trey5wop199
      @trey5wop199 6 років тому +10

      jarnegi why are there so many bronies in joes fan base

    • @jarnegi
      @jarnegi 6 років тому +3

      Edgyyy Brahhh I haven't met any of the others, mate. Also, quality is a universal language

    • @MrHawkTV
      @MrHawkTV 6 років тому +6

      jarnegi actually you are gay af liking that shit.

    • @arnowisp6244
      @arnowisp6244 6 років тому

      MrKennethAKJ No its called a hilarious joke about joe being assaulted by pleasure droids.

    • @rusampler1877
      @rusampler1877 6 років тому +3

      He provides *the wrong* fan service!

  • @JohnSTF72
    @JohnSTF72 6 років тому +370

    I knew Other Joe was used for other things beyond gaming sessions :)

    • @halkeye20
      @halkeye20 6 років тому +10

      zombie game

    • @ladychrya9379
      @ladychrya9379 6 років тому +3

      Other Joe will now be named Joe Handsome

  • @IceKarma
    @IceKarma 6 років тому +843

    Some of the funniest skits I've seen in an Angry review.

    • @hildebrand2252
      @hildebrand2252 6 років тому +22

      IceKarma you gotta take a step back and think “they chose to do this”

    • @Owmxks
      @Owmxks 6 років тому +13

      for real tho. Most of the time I just skip past em but this time they managed to get a good chuckle outta me

    • @IceKarma
      @IceKarma 6 років тому

      If I'm honest I normally find the skits a little hit or miss, but they really nailed it this time. It's good to see Joe & Co continuing to improve their craft.
      I turned off notifications for this channel for a while lately due to notification overload, but the update on this comment reminded me why I love Angry Joe. Bell re-checked.

    • @Fenris2
      @Fenris2 5 років тому +1

      @@hildebrand2252 imagine their checks

    • @Rizlack
      @Rizlack 5 років тому

      My favorite skits are from his saints row 4 review. Had me DYINGGG

  • @roqueluis5
    @roqueluis5 4 роки тому +484

    I guess we know how Joe ended up in the wheel chair 😂✌🏻

  • @bkboggy
    @bkboggy 6 років тому +677

    Oh man, I needed a good laugh today. Thank you!

  • @eastcoasteric
    @eastcoasteric 6 років тому +2240

    Joe-Han-Some...
    My god.
    I pee’d a little laughing.

    • @infinitexp420
      @infinitexp420 6 років тому +6

      Eric D I thought i was the only one hahahah

    • @TankCop
      @TankCop 6 років тому +41

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man that was a very creative joke. Good start Joe's good start. ^_^

    • @TheExaltedCasual
      @TheExaltedCasual 6 років тому +14

      the opening bit of this is so good guys! Seriously feel proud! everyone is 100% laughing no doubt.

    • @tdasblinda9222
      @tdasblinda9222 6 років тому +5

      I see Joe chose the hard way

    • @blue-light6736
      @blue-light6736 6 років тому +2

      Wow Joe. You open the review with this? Well, enjoy your pride month 2018 🌈🌈😂

  • @omergavriel7205
    @omergavriel7205 6 років тому +1870

    The intro killed me xD

  • @samotroop6998
    @samotroop6998 2 роки тому +75

    Angry joe's rewiews are like a hidden forgotten gem on youtube. Once you stumble over it, you laugh and laugh and laugh some more. You are a legend Angry Joe

  • @Rikus8051
    @Rikus8051 6 років тому +443

    Scarlet Joe Handsome :-)

  • @Papai_Pai
    @Papai_Pai 6 років тому +117

    I think other Joe enjoyed pushing Joe's face into that cake a little too much

  • @CosplaySlayer
    @CosplaySlayer 6 років тому +717

    Best intro ever made.

    • @wiper7000
      @wiper7000 6 років тому +8

      I am still laughing xD

    • @jimmysantos4840
      @jimmysantos4840 6 років тому +1

      CosplaySlayer 10/10 I recommend

    • @KirbyOnCronic
      @KirbyOnCronic 6 років тому +2

      Somebody's never watched his Devil May Cry Review.

    • @SumDumGai5
      @SumDumGai5 6 років тому

      CosplaySlayer Too late to save him! 😂😂😂😂

    • @battleroyale1056
      @battleroyale1056 6 років тому +1

      YAKUZA 0 INTRO = EVEN BETTER

  • @flashuser777
    @flashuser777 6 років тому +59

    I can’t believe other joe held a straight face during the cake scene. And all on one take too... legendary.

    • @Superstar-wb8ls
      @Superstar-wb8ls 4 роки тому +4

      how u know it was 1 take

    • @khalled2419
      @khalled2419 2 роки тому +2

      @@Superstar-wb8ls he means in one shot…there was no camera movement

    • @GlobalOutcast
      @GlobalOutcast 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Superstar-wb8lsunless they bought several cakes it was one take

  • @gabrielmedina5136
    @gabrielmedina5136 6 років тому +287

    Scarlet Joe-Handsome HAHAHA

    • @ArjanL1979
      @ArjanL1979 6 років тому

      that one cracked me up

    • @MajkaSrajka
      @MajkaSrajka 6 років тому

      The only thing I'd preorder online.

  • @LordKabuto
    @LordKabuto 6 років тому +603

    Sex mode activated XD I'm dying XD

    • @nightofraven
      @nightofraven 6 років тому +4

      you can't die Android's stop you Android hear joe say Sex

    • @19bigmike98
      @19bigmike98 6 років тому +5

      Rabbit. Uh whats the safe word...

    • @Fenris2
      @Fenris2 5 років тому +1

      Joe screaming fuck when the stupid one malfunctioned and then jammed face in crotch

  • @bl4ckout36
    @bl4ckout36 6 років тому +406

    Johanson / Joe handsome 😂

    • @theguywhowentthere3346
      @theguywhowentthere3346 6 років тому +15

      Yeah that's actually a pretty good joke.
      Although how Amazon would screw up the Scarlett part...
      Wait... Scar it, Joe Handsome, there I got it :)
      For the REALLY hardcore pleasure seekers.

    • @drawmaster77
      @drawmaster77 6 років тому +2

      "Although how Amazon would screw up the Scarlett part...
      " - they should've dressed OJ in red, then he would be Scarlet Joe Handsome :D

  • @kobinbrown5698
    @kobinbrown5698 4 роки тому +45

    Man... Those "pleasure bots" are rough, AJ ended up in a wheelchair just from the standard "sex mode".

  • @TarksGauntlet
    @TarksGauntlet 6 років тому +193

    Regardless of how anybody feels about the game this made one of the damn best angry reviews I think I've ever seen. Prop's Joe, O. Joe and Alex.

    • @scottishcookie8198
      @scottishcookie8198 6 років тому

      Tarks Gauntlet especially that intro my fan fic as been brought to life

    • @TheNrat
      @TheNrat 6 років тому

      Keep making good content tark

  • @ribottostudio
    @ribottostudio 6 років тому +780

    OMG I don't think I've laughed that hard at an intro in a LONG time.
    Actually...muck it the ENTIRE review is funny AF lol

    • @jamestowns653
      @jamestowns653 6 років тому +1

      RibottoStudio you not kiddin lmao

    • @silentandcliche
      @silentandcliche 6 років тому +1

      Pretty sure their Lollipop Chainsaw one was the last one for me 🤣. Absolutely loved this!

    • @ultrainstinct8485
      @ultrainstinct8485 6 років тому +2

      Just wait. The second Joe steps out of line this is going to get dug up and thrown in his face.

    • @dekadis
      @dekadis 6 років тому +1

      same... wow.. great job JOEs

    • @samjuri
      @samjuri 6 років тому

      it wasnt THAT great jeez calm down

  • @991yugioh
    @991yugioh 6 років тому +339

    This is the best intro since the "Hey Joe you wanna play a Zombie Game?"

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 6 років тому +2

      991yugioh I want more Cuban Power jokes

    • @JohnSmith-nw8cu
      @JohnSmith-nw8cu 6 років тому

      991yugioh which review is this

    • @991yugioh
      @991yugioh 6 років тому +5

      John Smith Dying Light Review its really funny after while and becomes a running gag throughout his channel because of repetitive zombie games. But check out the actual game of Dying Light after watching his review. It's a really underrated game with tons of free DLC to keep it fresh and fun.

    • @JohnSmith-nw8cu
      @JohnSmith-nw8cu 6 років тому +1

      991yugioh thanks

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 років тому +2

      NO I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY ANOTHER F/CKIN' ZOMBIE GAME >:(

  • @TheyHurry
    @TheyHurry 5 років тому +620

    I just played it because of PS Plus and honestly this is one of the better games I've played lately a solid 8/10 for me

    • @Unknown-zn8cg
      @Unknown-zn8cg 5 років тому +6

      》《 play heavy rain and beyond two souls aswell. Detroit is the least good out of the three.

    • @stefankorekac1994
      @stefankorekac1994 5 років тому +49

      iiGalaxyyy very false statement

    • @toallin5146
      @toallin5146 5 років тому +53

      @@Unknown-zn8cg Most people agree that Detroit Become Human is the best Quantic Dream game so... I don't know what you are talking about.

    • @Unknown-zn8cg
      @Unknown-zn8cg 5 років тому +2

      Toallín Detroit had good graphics and realism but it had the worst story out of the three. I think kara and Markus could’ve had better endings.

    • @Smokez360
      @Smokez360 5 років тому +22

      @@Unknown-zn8cg Marcus won freedom for the androids peacefully. Kara Luther and Alice crossed the border alive and are now free in Canada. I thought their endings were amazing. But keep in mind there are 99 different endings for this game, so, ya maybe you just got a bad one.

  • @TrezlySnipes
    @TrezlySnipes 6 років тому +355

    That intro has to go down as one of the best ever on this channel. I bet it wasn't hard finding wierd shiny clothes in Austin 😂

    • @Flamesthatburn331
      @Flamesthatburn331 6 років тому +1

      TrezlySnipes Why, what goes on in Austin? (I'm from the UK)

    • @Imperius254
      @Imperius254 6 років тому +12

      Flamesthatburn331 let's just say the city's official moto is "Keep Austin weird"

    • @spacemonkey4330
      @spacemonkey4330 6 років тому

      Flamesthatburn331 weird shit happens in the desert

    • @Jimboishere11
      @Jimboishere11 6 років тому

      "Weird" even.

    • @larrychu6396
      @larrychu6396 6 років тому

      TrezlySnipes I was watching thisbat work trying not to die of laughter lol

  • @HotshotTek
    @HotshotTek 6 років тому +97

    From Joe’s first hand experience I am now frightened by androids.

  • @BrokenOpus
    @BrokenOpus 6 років тому +110

    “You always know a Working Joe”

  • @daneyal7162
    @daneyal7162 6 років тому +265

    4:39- And that's where I died from laughter😂😂😂

    • @monolith253
      @monolith253 4 роки тому +17

      *Cyberpunk 2077*

    • @Aiman-yu6qg
      @Aiman-yu6qg 4 роки тому +3

      Nathanie M oh now that will be fun to see what joe and the others will do for that skit

  • @Rubhen925
    @Rubhen925 6 років тому +623

    lol that opening................was hilarious

    • @delta22ization
      @delta22ization 6 років тому +3

      not really .

    • @arnowisp6244
      @arnowisp6244 6 років тому +7

      I hope future pleasure bots come with Sexual assault insurance.

    • @undergrounder
      @undergrounder 6 років тому +3

      Are you ready for P L E A S U R E?

    • @SolitaryLark
      @SolitaryLark 6 років тому

      Agreed.

    • @TR1GR4MPR0DUCT10N5
      @TR1GR4MPR0DUCT10N5 6 років тому +1

      I pictured Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99 reading this.

  • @DaisahMephisto
    @DaisahMephisto 6 років тому +409

    Oh shit. Other Joe should be reffered to as A.K.A Joe Handsome

  • @bennszulottbalna
    @bennszulottbalna 6 років тому +1339

    I laughed so hard at the intro XDDD

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 6 років тому +17

      I was listening to it at work and my boss kept looking at me like I had lost my mind lol

    • @ShadowWizard
      @ShadowWizard 6 років тому +1

      same here lol

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 6 років тому +3

      I ordered an Anime bot, not an Anal bot, get the hell away

  • @jonathanpabon4477
    @jonathanpabon4477 5 років тому +647

    One of the best PS plus free games

    • @hamadalhmmady
      @hamadalhmmady 5 років тому +31

      How did they manage to get it for free this game is legenderay

    • @wholesomebandit8532
      @wholesomebandit8532 5 років тому +1

      حمد not at all

    • @erockpatton
      @erockpatton 5 років тому +12

      Game sucks boys some cry baby lefty made the script. Woman President lol okay. BLM movement tossed in no thanks. Robots lame played out. Faces look like mass effect lezbos

    • @DARKNESS-sm5wf
      @DARKNESS-sm5wf 5 років тому +4

      I bet you thought the best game of 2018 was baldi fucking basics

    • @DARKNESS-sm5wf
      @DARKNESS-sm5wf 5 років тому +19

      Far too busy so shut up asshole

  • @anuragguria008
    @anuragguria008 6 років тому +236

    That bots must have effed Joe so hard he couldn't even walk...😂😂😂

    • @thealien_ali3382
      @thealien_ali3382 6 років тому +14

      Anurag Guria his ass is broken because android penis is huge no homo

    • @ziplin5412
      @ziplin5412 6 років тому

      LMAO

  • @jamiadixon331
    @jamiadixon331 6 років тому +362

    The intro was funny af.

    • @KingofBling
      @KingofBling 6 років тому +13

      Jamia Dixon I died at "I am Joe Handsome"

    • @themagnuspowfilms5956
      @themagnuspowfilms5956 6 років тому

      Jamia Dixon ikr

    • @redwallfan123
      @redwallfan123 6 років тому

      This is why I make an effort to buy my stuff physically. A few decades in the future and they still screw up your order

    • @facialsupremacy2040
      @facialsupremacy2040 6 років тому +2

      NO!!! NO!!! Fuck mode off!!! XD

    • @vaiwalker
      @vaiwalker 6 років тому

      dat intro!! lol omfg.

  • @Kossine
    @Kossine 6 років тому +465

    "it's like a 14 hour movie that costs $60"
    You know that that's like seven two hour movies on blue ray. The price is actually reasonable when you think about it.

    • @brittwilliams7127
      @brittwilliams7127 5 років тому +19

      DeVon Dallmann Free in the month of July if you are subscribed to PSN, amazing game outstanding graphics, hope they are developing a sequel I’ve played through it 3 times and always different.

    • @Reloaded2111
      @Reloaded2111 5 років тому +13

      @Nauman Khan Quantic Dream doesn't do sequels, ever.

    • @jeremylister704
      @jeremylister704 5 років тому +2

      DeVon Dallmann exactly you’re not supposed to play it once and call it a day.

    • @angelganon8213
      @angelganon8213 5 років тому +6

      The replay is worth more. There's 100 or more different ending through all the chapters

    • @JJOOKER
      @JJOOKER 5 років тому +2

      @@brittwilliams7127 Nah i feel proud to have it in my game collection like a good movie that you want to keep with you...

  • @Wolfy2929
    @Wolfy2929 5 років тому +283

    This game is free right now. I just finished my first playthrough and I love this game. Never had a single issue with any bugs/glitches. Story was excellent.

    • @cesarburgos5403
      @cesarburgos5403 5 років тому +3

      Yo you notice the guitar player he is really good

    • @cesarburgos5403
      @cesarburgos5403 5 років тому +13

      @Tool Dry Boon you didn't finish the game or even bother getting into it by playing it why you complaining. Your comment is worthless

    • @oscarroca4299
      @oscarroca4299 5 років тому +5

      I enjoyed it and I am on my second play through!! Very good story!!

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 4 роки тому +1

      Tool Dry Boon nah it’s got great story if you persist. It’s not for everyone it’s less of a game and more an interactive movie like Joe said, I can understand how some might consider this boring

    • @sonnguyen-ul7gz
      @sonnguyen-ul7gz 4 роки тому

      @@rhetiq9989 cant wait for dbh 2, i wanna see kara and alice again
      thou in first playtime, i messed up something and alice died
      got depressed several days lel, great game and story

  • @warblackjack5565
    @warblackjack5565 6 років тому +336

    Basically, it is a AAA Tell-tale game

    • @ryantheanimator1156
      @ryantheanimator1156 6 років тому +64

      Jack Werner except choices actually MATTER!

    • @ilikerunescape1100
      @ilikerunescape1100 6 років тому +44

      Na because your choices actually matter in Detroit were telltale no matter what the outcome is the same

    • @accelerator8558
      @accelerator8558 6 років тому

      So Fallout New Vegas?

    • @Hadgerz
      @Hadgerz 6 років тому +2

      It's Heavy Rain but with more robot detectives and less human detectives.

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 6 років тому +5

      +Simeon Dimitrov Tell-Tale was founded by ex-LucasArts programmers who had been working in the 80s and early 90s on adventure games like the Sam & Max games and Monkey Island games and so forth... Quantic Dream didn't start till the late 90s. So no... they didn't copy Quantic Dream, whose first title was a Dreamcast game in 1999.

  • @xXSonTJXx
    @xXSonTJXx 6 років тому +189

    The skits is a 10/10 lmfao!

    • @minimatt233
      @minimatt233 6 років тому +1

      xXSonTjXx so good

    • @doge2629
      @doge2629 6 років тому

      xXSonTjXx I don't have ps4. You know?.

  • @zeromailss
    @zeromailss 6 років тому +438

    10/10 intro
    The game might not be 10/10 but I think it is a great game definitely worth getting if you have any interest in this kind of interactive story, one of the few game that is really fun to play with non-gamer, friend or family

    • @jakeplayz666
      @jakeplayz666 6 років тому +6

      にゃあエイリアンMeowAlien for me its 8/10, The 8 is basicaly the story alone and the 2 missing is the lacking of gameplay.

    • @Ross97512
      @Ross97512 6 років тому +11

      "interactive" David Cage doesn't understand what that means.

    • @trevordavis6830
      @trevordavis6830 6 років тому

      Justin Ross
      Interactive: (of two people or things) influencing or having an effect on each other.
      Considering that your choices have major effects over the plot, I'm pretty sure he knows what it means.

    • @Scyborg832
      @Scyborg832 6 років тому

      +Justin Ross The only one that doesn't seem to know what that word means is you. It's interactive by definition once you can actually do things that effect the gameplay/story. Good job.

    • @trevordavis6830
      @trevordavis6830 6 років тому +2

      KeoneArt
      Just watch someone else play Civ 5. It'll save you 30 bucks and you'll get the same experience as playing it yourself.

  • @Kitsune16-r4h
    @Kitsune16-r4h 5 років тому +54

    When you fail so hard that the game is shocked.

  • @mr.boppin1200
    @mr.boppin1200 6 років тому +353

    Trick question, I'm always ready for pleasure

    • @Foreststrike
      @Foreststrike 6 років тому +1

      But are you #1 in pleasure?

    • @PersianWolverine
      @PersianWolverine 6 років тому

      Mr. Boppin thats not a question. Its a statement

    • @GamerBrenden
      @GamerBrenden 6 років тому +2

      Bruce Banner:"That's my secret cap. I'm always ready for pleasure."

  • @mabec
    @mabec 6 років тому +465

    Very progressive video from Angry Joe, both crying AND coming out gay. 10/10

    • @arnowisp6244
      @arnowisp6244 6 років тому +6

      mabec He has a girlfriend.

    • @Whoash
      @Whoash 6 років тому +56

      Arno Wisp It's a joke...

    • @assassinoid
      @assassinoid 6 років тому +8

      Girlfriend is a joke

    • @Whoash
      @Whoash 6 років тому +33

      Teddy Gabbert I am on the left side and I know this a joke. What if I were to say, "this shows how far the right has fallen because they always push their political agenda on everything." Pretty ironic, huh? Don't generalize the actions of one person to a group, especially not when that person has never claimed to be affiliated with said group.

    • @kensalter
      @kensalter 6 років тому

      HURR DUURR

  • @BigJ863
    @BigJ863 6 років тому +85

    Easily one of the funniest angry reviews yet

    • @julianorozaa
      @julianorozaa 6 років тому

      I was shocked that I laughed at the God of War and Detroit reviews; the sketches always were so cringy.
      I guess he is learning and improving.

    • @cyrosphere0154
      @cyrosphere0154 6 років тому

      Scumbagjoseph I 100% agree! He's definitely not getting worse!

  • @sirdamned9272
    @sirdamned9272 4 роки тому +63

    The thing you don't seem to realize, Joe... is that fans of Quantic Dream don't _want_ David Cage to "transform" the games and add gameplay. The entire point of these games is that they are interactive, choice-driven stories... and if you ask me, D:BH was possibly one of the most fun games I've played in a very long time. Having some half-assed gameplay would've probably ruined it.

    • @grilledleeks6514
      @grilledleeks6514 3 роки тому +3

      uhhh... No. This guy is wrong and no one agrees with him.

    • @__mindflayer__
      @__mindflayer__ 3 роки тому +5

      @@grilledleeks6514 I don’t agree with you actually.

    • @grilledleeks6514
      @grilledleeks6514 3 роки тому

      @@__mindflayer__ you aren't a real person.

    • @__mindflayer__
      @__mindflayer__ 3 роки тому +2

      @@grilledleeks6514 Imagine being wrong.

    • @grilledleeks6514
      @grilledleeks6514 3 роки тому

      @@__mindflayer__ I can't. you need to tell me about it.

  • @xyphor317
    @xyphor317 6 років тому +350

    Detroit: Become Angry

  • @M0nkeyBoy1321
    @M0nkeyBoy1321 6 років тому +150

    "I am scarlet Joe Handsome" LOOOL

    • @azrael2435
      @azrael2435 6 років тому +2

      Choa Ming Guy lil I thought he said Joe Hamson.

  • @BellowDGaming
    @BellowDGaming 6 років тому +240

    Handsome Joe LOL

  • @Transbian
    @Transbian 6 років тому +516

    I hope I'm not the only one who thinks the skits with the Joe sex bots is the best thing that the show has ever done?
    Especially the crying while the Robot smashes his face into the cake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sharkbyte1565
      @sharkbyte1565 4 роки тому +11

      tbh that was a damn shame that cake looked delicious

    • @Transbian
      @Transbian 4 роки тому +7

      @@sharkbyte1565 Happy Birthday! Halpy Birthday! Hauppy Birthday

    • @theoutsiderjess1869
      @theoutsiderjess1869 4 роки тому +15

      The thrusting after the cake lmao

    •  4 роки тому +2

      I literally cried when I saw him smashing his head in cake 😂

    • @ty_-je8wf
      @ty_-je8wf 3 роки тому

      Idk about best thing they've ever done, but yeah, that cake part was fucking hilarious

  • @tictac4949
    @tictac4949 6 років тому +116

    "I am Joe Handsome" LOOOL

    • @Excalibur-je5pk
      @Excalibur-je5pk 6 років тому +2

      Mr. Ando of The Woods "are you ready for pleasure?"

  • @rougenarwhal8378
    @rougenarwhal8378 6 років тому +164

    how could they have kept a straight face during that intro?

    • @kajmace
      @kajmace 6 років тому +10

      Well... 2 of them did

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest 6 років тому +1

      Rouge Narwhal XD multiple reshoots

  • @doughnuthead8757
    @doughnuthead8757 6 років тому +233

    The cake scene was the best. Oh my God.

    • @jrc3757
      @jrc3757 6 років тому +5

      fuck fuck fuck!

    • @assassinsknight
      @assassinsknight 6 років тому +3

      j r c
      Fuck mode activated

    • @kgamer1715
      @kgamer1715 6 років тому +1

      assassinsknight AHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @user-Krix
      @user-Krix 6 років тому

      Happy Birthday

    • @jrc3757
      @jrc3757 6 років тому

      OH NO!! FUCK MODE OFF! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • @lukehutchison5356
    @lukehutchison5356 5 років тому +120

    What was Alex’s reaction when you told him to film this

  • @thehighbutwise5644
    @thehighbutwise5644 6 років тому +142

    I definitely have no problem playing an interactive movie. I love QuanticDream’s and Telltale’s games simply because of their story and the QTEs.

    • @dennishogan5696
      @dennishogan5696 6 років тому +6

      Yea but telltale story telling is kinda falling apart with the newer titles

    • @NitriumOxide
      @NitriumOxide 6 років тому

      I could do without the QTEs, but the stories and voice acting can really sell these games, despite limited interaction.

  • @icepicjoey
    @icepicjoey 6 років тому +520

    First 40 seconds and in tears...
    😂and the breakfast scene lol

    • @threat9231
      @threat9231 6 років тому

      Really? You’re in tears?

    • @risingash7689
      @risingash7689 6 років тому +9

      Same I laughed so hard

    • @Partor6
      @Partor6 6 років тому +3

      yeah, "fun" mode that's what he said lol

    • @Blackwolf622
      @Blackwolf622 6 років тому +2

      You too? 😂😂😂😂

    • @Ridin_Nerdie
      @Ridin_Nerdie 6 років тому +1

      Happy.. birthday. Happy.. birthday. 😂😂 lmao!

  • @AlexanderTheGreat1000
    @AlexanderTheGreat1000 6 років тому +112

    When joe cries, we all cry

    • @majinvegeta420
      @majinvegeta420 6 років тому

      i wanna know what made him cry I have no intention of buying or playing this game I'm broke if someone can tell me please

    • @AlexanderTheGreat1000
      @AlexanderTheGreat1000 6 років тому +1

      Majin Vegeta i have no idea lol.dude save your money

    • @N00bStArDamuS
      @N00bStArDamuS 6 років тому +1

      Majin Vegeta this is actually a spoiler, but one of the main characters in the game died because of the choices and decisions you made, such as Kara and Alice died being shot or Kara and Alice died being run over on the highway. Well at least, this is from my 2 endings and there are lots of endings for it. Its really sad to see Kara and Alice died, and perhaps that's why he cried.

    • @AlexanderTheGreat1000
      @AlexanderTheGreat1000 6 років тому +1

      N00bStArDamuS This is a spoiler-free zone 📵

    • @majinvegeta420
      @majinvegeta420 6 років тому

      The Earthtones lol

  • @thefilmcubano
    @thefilmcubano 5 років тому +197

    Easily a 9/10. Such an underappreciated game

    • @morningstar7896
      @morningstar7896 5 років тому +1

      Chris Bailey facts

    • @crimerogaming6306
      @crimerogaming6306 4 роки тому +5

      *movie

    • @spongeman6709
      @spongeman6709 4 роки тому +2

      @@crimerogaming6306 it a quantic dream game so shut your ass up

    • @milad2468
      @milad2468 4 роки тому +5

      Yes definitely but at the same time think about when this game came out 2018 it came out with games like gow rdr2 Spiderman and many more

  • @zion653
    @zion653 6 років тому +47

    The skits literally had me in tears. Great job with this review, guys!

  • @treymagathan847
    @treymagathan847 6 років тому +466

    I wonder how many cuts it took to make that opening sequence.
    EDIT: Holy shit, guys. 499 likes? Rock on!

    • @heyitsyogibear6603
      @heyitsyogibear6603 6 років тому +22

      Trey Magathan We demand the bloopers lol

    • @perer005
      @perer005 6 років тому +2

      Trey Magathan Joe liked to shoot it so much that he went all Kubrick with the retakes!

    • @mikerosoft1009
      @mikerosoft1009 6 років тому +8

      Trey Magathan There were 20 takes, they got the footage on the first one

    • @SedrikGSX
      @SedrikGSX 6 років тому +2

      I saw a making-of video that said they had 250 days (knowing that everyday means 24h (obviously)) of animations. 250 days of animations, man....Thats a total of 6,000 hours of animations....DAMN

    • @treymagathan847
      @treymagathan847 6 років тому

      Mike Rosoft
      Thank you for the information.

  • @chickenator510
    @chickenator510 6 років тому +86

    “Are you ready for pleasure?” 😂🤣

  • @some1namedno1
    @some1namedno1 5 років тому +22

    I love how Alex's head/face is totally out of frame at the beginning.

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 10 місяців тому +1

      Well he's a tall and big dude.

  • @rizkisoekartono454
    @rizkisoekartono454 6 років тому +269

    7/10 The Game
    10/10 The Review
    😂

    • @talalali5626
      @talalali5626 6 років тому +3

      Angry Reviews in a Nutshell

    • @whennever8202
      @whennever8202 6 років тому

      yeah, this game is close to an 9 or 10 in its own right.

  • @AlexMac_TV
    @AlexMac_TV 6 років тому +286

    omg only guys you make me laugh in a game review like this

    • @Captain_Neckbeard
      @Captain_Neckbeard 6 років тому

      Al3x Mac Gamesack has some very funny skits too, if you like corny humor like me.

  • @positiveoutlook7029
    @positiveoutlook7029 6 років тому +27

    There actually is a scene in Markus's violent path that has a gunfight and Markus has to command his team in a strategic way. It's one of the most engaging parts of the game, simply because it's entirely your choice how the action pays out, and it's really fast paced. There's little time to make decisions, so you're weighing options on the spot.

  • @pavolridrich3434
    @pavolridrich3434 4 роки тому +24

    games like these are for me 10/10. I am not expecting open world, I am not expecting customization, upgrades etc... I know what these games are about, interactive movies, with gameplay choices, Fahrenheit, Heavy Rain, Two Souls, Until Dawn, Walking Dead etc... amazing experiences.

  • @PuddingWhispers
    @PuddingWhispers 6 років тому +350

    Took a full face of cake, You more than deserve all the likes 😂

    • @logo3992
      @logo3992 6 років тому

      PuddingWhispers I think I know you from somewhere 😆

    • @noahdejesus5601
      @noahdejesus5601 6 років тому

      PuddingWhispers what a B R A V E gamer

    • @mctwist13
      @mctwist13 6 років тому +2

      Face full of cake.... aaaaanddddd dick..... love you Joe 😂😂

    • @Nick-fc4wu
      @Nick-fc4wu 6 років тому +4

      "Fuck mode activated."

    • @Steelairship
      @Steelairship 6 років тому

      I think he took a full face of somethin' else from android Joe 😏

  • @jonathonrice4696
    @jonathonrice4696 6 років тому +399

    The people whining about the intro being homophobic are stupid and using virtue signaling to destroy a funny joke. That was hilarious I was crying!

    • @Gam3B0y23r0
      @Gam3B0y23r0 6 років тому +60

      actually, people are whining that LGBT people will whine that this is homophobic.. I have not seen any LGBT-s whining tho..

    • @Gam3B0y23r0
      @Gam3B0y23r0 6 років тому +21

      Lumpawarrump scarred me for life
      come on... it was not meant to be "deep" lol, where did you even got that? it is the most slapsticky, self aware try of comedy ever. and I don't think that Joe meant anything other..
      also humor of this channel is not entirely my cup of tea.. besides how awkwardly funny other Joe is )) even his name is amusing. I watch these videos because of rewiews.

    • @cobspstrey9
      @cobspstrey9 6 років тому

      For the record alot of gay porn starts alot like that.

    • @RamdomView
      @RamdomView 6 років тому +2

      The intro isn't homophobic because we know that Joe is heterosexual and understand that Cyberlife screwed up its delivery.

    • @cobspstrey9
      @cobspstrey9 6 років тому

      @@RamdomView debatable

  • @sharonishere
    @sharonishere 6 років тому +47

    I spit my beer when I heard JoeHandsome. I wasn't ready for that shit. God damn it Joe 😂😂😂

  • @dangredux2003
    @dangredux2003 4 роки тому +50

    9 out of 10 for me I freaking love this game

  • @cryingwithrage
    @cryingwithrage 6 років тому +662

    4:12 was one of the funniest Angry Joe moments ever XD

    • @SelftaughtAnimator
      @SelftaughtAnimator 6 років тому +49

      Godzilla is approaching the generator

    • @sadsixclone1512
      @sadsixclone1512 6 років тому +19

      Rahul chhikara the generator is losing power

    • @tristancurrie7876
      @tristancurrie7876 6 років тому +21

      He's a man not a god!

    • @TealWolf26
      @TealWolf26 5 років тому +10

      Happy birthday - happy birthday - happy birthday -happy birthday -
      AAAaH......AAAAhhh.......AAAAhhhh-!......WaaaAaaHH!

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 5 років тому +12

      Best...skit...evah!

  • @heatwave1789
    @heatwave1789 6 років тому +157

    Manly tears damn it

  • @jacobhinds1372
    @jacobhinds1372 6 років тому +32

    “Ima have some plus size fun”
    -AngryJoe 2018

    • @Spideymania
      @Spideymania 6 років тому +3

      He doesn't discriminate.

  • @pitbullholger4703
    @pitbullholger4703 6 років тому +92

    Bought this game for 20 dollars last week and i played it with 3 friends. We all picked a character and it was definitely the best eay to play this kind of game! Nailbiting till the very end. 9/10

  • @thepermanentshockedface9177
    @thepermanentshockedface9177 6 років тому +250

    To be honest joe looks like a Hispanic Connor

    • @TheREALHugo4
      @TheREALHugo4 6 років тому +5

      He looks like an hispanic Tom holland

  • @anguibaakibatv7646
    @anguibaakibatv7646 6 років тому +109

    We all know why he was in a wheel chair ;)

  • @FlameOfUdun96
    @FlameOfUdun96 6 років тому +133

    Despite all his rage,
    he’s still just a David Cage

    • @nathansvor1476
      @nathansvor1476 6 років тому

      Flame of Udun take youre like, you fuck

    • @LLFTAIPmetalman
      @LLFTAIPmetalman 6 років тому +1

      I'm your android!
      I'm your Zero!
      I'm the David Cage who makes the good videogames.
      (Doesn't work as well)

  • @jaymartheone9483
    @jaymartheone9483 5 років тому +33

    They got a bundle at gamestop with heavy rain Detroit and beyond two souls for like 30 bucks rn it's worth it

  • @typhoonlagoon4031
    @typhoonlagoon4031 6 років тому +56

    One of the best intros yet

  • @garbagefreak
    @garbagefreak 6 років тому +97

    Is it weird that Joe's two sidekicks either share his name or look like a more handsome version of him?

    • @Darksky1001able
      @Darksky1001able 6 років тому

      awkward ape Work Completed.

    • @Cybeldar
      @Cybeldar 6 років тому +5

      Freud could have made a career out of just that.

    • @fraserm9952
      @fraserm9952 6 років тому

      awkward ape del more handsome bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    • @Jojo-oi5vi
      @Jojo-oi5vi 6 років тому

      Original joe was handsome when he was not fat, look up 2013 or something.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +605

    Mark Zuckerberg: To Become Human

    • @JustinY.
      @JustinY. 6 років тому +27

      It's a very original I know /s

    • @icescroatman
      @icescroatman 6 років тому +26

      Here before your upvotes come, tired of you, everyone report this guy with the three dots on the right for spam its time to stop

    • @BLACKOJJJ
      @BLACKOJJJ 6 років тому +1

      Justin Y. Oh...I'm early usually i get buried in the replys.

    • @xanthrr5948
      @xanthrr5948 6 років тому +2

      Why are you here no one loves you

    • @レッド-h1i
      @レッド-h1i 6 років тому +7

      Justin Y. We meet again

  • @theslasherof78
    @theslasherof78 5 років тому +49

    4:31 That's genuine panic right there.

  • @avocatobobble
    @avocatobobble 6 років тому +567

    “MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER! I FUCKED UP!? YOU FUCKED UP!”
    Best reaction EVER! Hahaha! The humour in this review is unprecedented Joe! :D My brother was most excited for this game, he’s not really a hardcore gamer and enjoyed Beyond Two Souls but he’s got it and loves it. I can’t say I’m particularly excited to play it but I can tell that the story does look great. I’m glad games like this are being made, it gives some diversity to the market which is oversaturated with battle royale multiplayers lately.

    • @Kassadin8088
      @Kassadin8088 6 років тому +7

      Browning Bros agreed about the battle royal overkill

    • @thedevastator1994
      @thedevastator1994 6 років тому +5

      AlexXXX: "Fuck Mode: Activated!"

    • @thedevastator1994
      @thedevastator1994 6 років тому

      THe fourth isn't as bad as people claim...only needed more polishing but as a baptism of fire for the new dev team looked very promising :)

    • @TurboSly
      @TurboSly 6 років тому +8

      "Girl games?" Because it's not like mass effect? Give me a fucking break. A game's a game - regardless of how it plays.

    • @Kinosaurus
      @Kinosaurus 6 років тому

      "Diversity"

  • @waltermercado9152
    @waltermercado9152 6 років тому +58

    Let the pleasure commence.

  • @soujiq85
    @soujiq85 6 років тому +27

    "No! I'm not ready for pleasure, I ordered the Scarlet Johansson 762!"
    "I am the Joe Handsome 762, let the pleasure commence"
    💀💀💀

  • @chrissinclair8705
    @chrissinclair8705 4 роки тому +19

    Well on the bright side, at least Detroit is looking better than it is now.