Stephen Colbert's LIVE Post-Debate Monologue: Fury Road To The White House 2020
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- Опубліковано 24 лют 2020
- Following the raucous Democratic presidential debate in his home town of Charleston, South Carolina, Stephen Colbert took the stage to discuss the night's winners, losers and most surreal moments. #Monologue #DemDebate #LateShowLIVE
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In Europe, Bernie would be considered a moderate centrist. In the US he's a "radical socialist". Remember that the next you hear someone wonder why Europeans are happier, live longer, get better health care, and are paid better.
Idk about getting paid better or happier. Healthier for sure.
Most importantly better educated.
European here, he definitely wouldn't, lol.
@@dk6173 World's most happiest citizens are from Europe. So yeah, he's right.
Don't forget that Europeans get more vacation than the 2 weeks Americans have - which means Europeans can travel and see what's good in other countries. Sadly Americans can't, they rarely get more than a week off at a time and that gives you travel to Hawaii or Disneyland and no new experiences (except if you travel to Cancun - they speak a weird language there but drinks are cheap)
Countries like Denmark, Norway, Germany, UK, France, Australia ahh every delevloped country in the world have Medicare for all and a minimum wage.. The US wealth disparity has become ridiculous..
Funnily enough, minimum wage isn't much of a thing in Scandinavia if I remember correctly.
Of course, one has to take the fact that unions are enormously powerful there (to the point of viewing a minimum wage as a hinderance in wage negociations) into consideration.
@@michaelt.5672 Yup, very true, instead there is a mandatory % of workers on boards. In the massively uneven playing field of the US, though, implementing both would probably be safer
Yes but America has #1 Military. That does not come cheap.
@@michaelt.5672 In practical terms they do have a minimum wage, it's just negotiated by the unions (for everyone) rather than legislated by government. In Denmark it's 110 DKK (~$16).
@@jimmygreen281 The US could cut it's military budget in half and it would still have the #1 military by far.
Bernie and Pete: "LETS TALK ABOUT MATH!"
Yang, sitting at home watching the debate on television, fuming: "God DAMN it!"
2BuckChuck 🤣🤣🤣
2BuckChuck you need more upvotes
I know, right!?!
Nobody told you to punk out, Andrew.
Bet Yang will be back on CNN saying how Bernie can't beat trump, again
Yang drops out and now everybody wants to talk about math...
I'm disappointed he dropped out
@Michael Adams The world is drastically different from when Bernie started and truthfully when it comes to the problems of technology, artificial intelligence, and automation in the workplace that are on the horizon Bernie's ideas are antiquated. It does no good to raise the minimum wage if the jobs are going to disappear. Cashiers are being replaced by self checkouts even McDonalds now has touchscreen ordering kiosks and self driving vehicles are coming. It's obvious from the way Congress has handled problems with Facebook that they are severely out of touch. Don't get me wrong Bernie Sanders is an excellent candidate and I'll most likely vote for him but I would have preferred Yang to face the coming challenges and move this country forward.
@Michael Adams Bernie doesn't even know how he's going to pay for the 50 trillon in additional spending he's proposing... Probably becuase his abacus doesn't go that high.
Yang is too polite for this circus. He wouldn't have been able to get even one word in yesterday. These moderators would have not called on him either. Time to change the debate format.
It would've been his domain for sure
In Europe, Sanders would be center-left at best. That's how mangled the American political landscape is.
mangled or not mangled, doesn't matter right now... only one thing matters & that's get Donald Trump out of the White House. BIDEN '020 to stop the dictatorship, YANG '024 to implement real progressive change.
They have been so brainwashed into believing they have freedom when they are the most controlled western country in the world, possibly top 20 globally.
The Overton window has lurched so far to the right since Reagan that centre left policies are considered near communist in the US....Come on guys, look after your poor and needy.
@@willritter4076 are you kidding me? The guy can barely form coherent sentences and is clearly suffering from massive cognitive issues. He's not mentally fit to be president.
@@galaxyspace76 Biden is definitely old, but he has worked with the best of American civil servants and will ensure a functioning government.
Besides, a Biden presidency will no different than a Sanders presidency in terms of policy. You heard me. It is unlikely we get to 50 Democratic Senators in the Senate (We need to win Senate seats in Arizona, NC, Iowa, Colorado, and Maine to get there this cycle) - and if we do, only things that moderate Democratic Senators want, will get passed. Sanders has yet to prove that he is capable of working with moderate Democratic Senators in accomplishing legislation. A Sanders Presidency therefore will accomplish less than nearly any President (with maybe the exception of Bloomberg who is also a bad candidate)
Anyone who says Bernie's plan is too expensive is just choosing to remain ignorant at this point.
But if we had Medicare for All then we couldn't afford another carrier group! Think of the military for once! :)
Woad25 medicare for all would save americans money.
I could not agree more because if people do not realize that costs are only going to rise every stinking year and who is going to pay for that? Nobody because they are pricing us out of getting health care. I am in the health care industry and I tell you people bite the bullet and vote for Bernie. We need this to happen.
But if we have Medicare for all, how will a few people make their billions in profits???
You mean experts? Because experts are saying it's too expensive and even makes a lot of generous assumptions once he finally (really!? took him this long!?) released his full plan.
Honestly, if it were up to me I would scrap America's entire healthcare economy and replace it with one from a country that provides free healthcare.
"Venezuela, Cuba, Mordor" Really??
Why didnt you say
"every developed country except the US" his ideas are not radical and that it's the current system in the US that's nuts
CBS seems to be in the pocket of certain scared owners. Stephen is becoming a puppet.
But there was no need of rip off Seiren’s comment 5 hours earlier. I mean you even replied down there. At least if you’re going to defend the indefensible, at least do it with your own words. Because, the Castro’s took over Venezuela since Chavez, in case you don’t know. And before you respond anything i’m venezuelan so i’m quite well documented. You’re welcome if you need advice on developing a decent idea with your own words.
@@davidrojasmusic Just because you are Venezuelan, doesn't mean you are not biased. Saying that castro took over venezuela is totally false. There is a divide in Venezuela, a class and racial divide. A part of the country is tired of being ripped of by foreign imperialist countries. A part of the country that benefited from being a minority partner of the US.
Maduro and Chaves might have been authoritarian leaders, but it wasn't them that plotted with the US and CIA to have a foreign country making a coup in their own country. That is why the majority of the people don't trust the right wing in venezuela, even if they are not in love with maduro either.
I'm from Brazil, by the way.
@@davidrojasmusic I have no problem repeating what is right and obvious,. "At least if you’re going to defend the indefensible" ??? Really?? Well I live in Germany and I know how those "socialist" countries provide much better to their citizens than USA does.
I dont need your advise with new words, ripping is taking credit for something. I dont intend to take credit, its about opening the eyes of people to what progressive agendas look like.
Too bad UK dissed the Green and Labor parties great manifestos promising even more progressive development in the fields of energy, infrastructure , social equality and educational reforms.
They ended up falling for the games of corporate conservatives, being led by into a much worst future and thats only because Boris Johnson and his party brain washed the whole nation with "getting Brexit done" and made it a big issue that must be solved otherwise nothing will work in the house of commons.
We need as a human race a new revolution, I am a young doctor that was born and raised in a privileged family. The socioeconomic rules we are living and abiding to are crazy and unfair, favoring the rich over the poor. Following Milton Friedman's and John Taylor's economics was a disaster.
Yeah, I’m disappointed in Colbert for that. It sounds like most of the audience was not amused with his “joke” either.
Bernie’s ideas are not radical. USA is the only developed country that does not have a social medical system that includes all of their citizens, old and young, and legal residents.
Bernie's ideas will never make it through congress. He knows it and still cons the gullible.
Mister Hat Bernie has been saying the same thing his political life. The dumbing down of America was on purpose. Health care is a right. I wish Bernie Sanders the best fight. He is making a lot of Americans discuss the other ways they’ve been conned.
@@joycevinazza9731 Hilarious. Bernie is a con.
@@misterhat5823 In a Democratic/Liberal Congress Bernie's ideas would do fine; in a "Republican/Conservative Congress" Old Mitch would not even allow debates on those ideas let alone votes on actual bills!
Medical care is available to everyone. It is illegal for hospitals to turn anybody away if they have an emergency. If you enter the emergency room in a hospital you have coverage. Whether it's private medical insurance or socialized medicine you're still paying for it. With socialized medical coverage the government makes the decisions. Whether you have private medical insurance decisions are made for you by the insurance company-- or you can pay cash (if you can afford it and go to any doctor you want and pay for any necessary tests and prescriptions.)
As a Belgian, I can say that Bernie's suggestions have been legislated here for decades.
America gives u security guarantees so u can afford to spend more on social programs and less on military. Also where does all the technological and medical innovation comes from?
@@SuperKing604 WTF ???
@@SuperKing604 you just made your own argument against yourself ...maybe if we spent less on military and policing the world we could have free healthcare like they do. Shocker.
Also if you think America is this innovative juggernaut you're severely mistaken.
We are not all so lucky... I avoid the doctor as much as possible, I didn’t even try to get any higher schooling above high school, it’s just all to expensive to afford.
@@SuperKing604 Germany.
bernie's ideas have been working in my country for 60 years. You love my country; you keep coming back!
@George Vasquez Trump can only ever win if he doesn't go up against Bernie.
George Vasquez Clinton did not beat Bernie. The dnc rigged it against Bernie . That’s what the whole Wikileaks scandal was all about
George Vasquez delusional troll
Sadly, I would trust the voting with a pebble in a can over the way we do it now. Lmao
No kidding! It's 2020 so why the hell is it so difficult to develop a solid voting system?
It'd be more representative and accurate. I'm all for it!
Did his writers miss Bloomberg's Freudian slip where he said he bought the democratic primary candidates? :D
Guess who else Bloomberg might have bought? ^^
@@mori1bund That or incompetence from them, this is such a softball for Stephen to just knock out of the park
@@mori1bund It was live after all and they had no time to prepare - maybe they deserve a benefit of the doubt
Lmao no they are fully in support of Bloomberg they're just trying to be subtle about it.
For real
Some people are so being unfair to Bernie (as always) for talking about Cuba. They love to take things out of context when its him.
Not to mention .... Obama made exactly the same comment in the past
What ever still very strange at this point t on bring up Fidel heck we’re still trying to get over Putin really bad call on Bernie makes me think about who to vote for -
@@Jb-mi2rm *They asked him*, what the fuck was he supposed to do? And in his answer he said he doesn't condone the authoritarian Cuban government. All he said is that they have an effective education system (that has been replicated outside of Cuba to great success, btw. And not just with other latin-american countries, but with the UK and even the US too) and healthcare system (Cuba has the same life expectancy as the US despite having way less money to invest on healthcare per capita. They literally export doctors).
right like literally everyone seems to think the cold war is still happening, the red scare is over we can talk about this like grown ups now. bernie brings up the many many democratically elected leaders weve helped over throw in south america, coups that helped drive these countries to authoritarian leadership out of desperation. we cant keep denying that the vast majority of citizens in these banana republics benefited in some way from radical leadership. the real question here is really what can we give to struggling people, working class people that will keep them from having no other option but to turn to authoritarianism
More like Germany, France, Finland, Sweden, Denmark.
Most of those countries have multipayer systems, not single payer system like Bernie proposes
@@arthurzhao8476They all guarantee healthcare as a human right while not being as wealthy as the US. That's the point.
Arthur Zhang for the states a multiplayer system would be def harder to implement since the pharma and healthcare industry has a tight financial grasp, in europe, medicine is a lot cheaper and the pharma industry does not have a big influence. additional to that the systems in europe have been in place for a rather long time and were adjusted and implemented over time. the states are looking for a sudden overhaul of their system and having this sort of a multiplayer system would def be abused by those who seek the greatest profit. a complete revamp like bernie supposes might be the safer bet to ensure change really happens.
All of which are wonderful places that I want to move too.
Yeah, in Europe it's usual that everyone chips in. In my country both employer and employee contribute into social security and health insurance systems. And then there you have also income taxes that are used in whatever way the state decides (including health care, social services). State covers health insurance only in special cases like for kids, students (up to 26yrs if you go to uni), unemployed people if they register with job office, etc.
We are with #Bernie 2020.he doesn't offer pointless platitudes like the other candidates he had real policys that benefit the people
For 2 weeks until he runs out of other people's money. LOL
yes real policy , free everything for lazy people ! that will bring him the presidency !
@@red149 you're not a good person
@@1tsrhodes i know ! Stealing from hardworking people to bribe lazy ones makes you a good person! - Robinhood
What I love most is that I got an ad for mad max: fury road: blacked and chromed when I clicked on this, it’s almost poetic.
What a day what a lovely day
Lord Lucius : I'm so jealous! I keep getting multi-minute ads for things like drones, online marketing schemes, and Simply Piano (which is a cool app, but I am DONE HEARING THAT SAME DARNED SONG FOR EVERY VIDEO).
That’s hilarious
Glossing over the fact that pebbles in coffee cans would be better and more representative than the current US electoral process...
Its actually based off of how ancient Greek Athenians voted, you would place a stone in the decision you wanted. It was majority rule, and direct democracy, you didn't vote for a candidate to represent them, they voted on a leader, and only a particular action to take. (this is a simplified version) But yes, the person with the popular vote would be more accurate, fairness depends on how you define fair.
@@Catlandian Totally agree with you - any popular voting system is way better than electoral colleges / delegate systems. Better as in 'more representative of the actual situation / interest of the people.
But in case of the ancient Athens system one shouldn't forget, that only 'free man' were allowed to vote (so anyone who at one point had served in the military). Which excluded women and all of the slaves or lower class citicens who couldn't afford armor or weapons. So at best it was about 5% of the people who could vote...
A coffee can full of pebbles would make a better president than you have right now
After Iowa I was thinking "sure"
You, sir, have won the internet today!
I am Danish, simply adore and are very proud of the Scandinavian social system and healthcare. I lived in Ukraine and Russia.....any american who call socialistic democracy anything even close to communist, really need to start studying the subject. And.....get a passport. And....I lived some time in Atlanta and around in Iowa. Dont try to teach me that the US health system is better.....
Sooo you're basically a walking talking counterargument to anti-Sanders smears?
America's biggest problem is terrible education. That's why they make stupid claims and stupid arguments.
Stig Petersen just they know...they are invading Mexico health care system.
I am Canadian. You might as well save your breath. Trying to teach Americans is like trying to reason with a drunk man. They are steeped in propaganda about their own "exceptionalism" and most can't find your nation on a map, much less mine.
@@michaelt.5672 fail
Next debate the moderator needs to kill the mic of all candidates that are not recognized to address a question.
Stephen conveniently doesn't mention the horrible job of "moderating" that his CBS colleagues did here...perhaps being Oprah's BFF isn't a qualification to moderate a presidential debate? Just a thought.
I agree that the moderators were horrible.
I don't think Americans particularly care whether their idols are qualified.
Bernie Sanders is basically Canadian, and a tiny bit out of the military would make healthcare, and education systems drastically better.
Canadian here, true. If you in the US could just stomach a few percent (2-3%?) out of your vast military budget you could probably fix all of your roads, fund all tuition and have Medicare for all.
@@Russtopia I completely agree with you brother!
@Carlos Esteban You should get a job at Yale since you seem to know something they do not. /s
Major Thought Ahead - Not only that, but with Medicare for all you infuse the system with younger, healthier people, thus driving down costs for everyone.
@Carlos Esteban Lmfao! Where the hell did you hear that????!!!!!
Are we just going to gloss over how Bloomberg slipped up and said he bought the democrats? Like. That's not... that's not concerning at all, right?
Damien Edmiston I heard that too!! 😡
It comes as no surprise, and people generally just hear "wan wann healthcare wan wann higher taxes wan wannnn." I mean, no one gave a shit about Trump until they felt either screwed over personally or something besides making fun of a disabled reporter got them to reconsider if maybe he's an asshole ill-fit to be president.
American politics is fucked. Russia is meddling, but the American people are fucked up.
That wasn't a slip up....
pebbles in cans actually sounds like a really good solution.
"let's talk about math" Bernie needs to make a song out of that. You already gave him a good chorus lol
That melody is from a famous song already
I wish Colbert did more with this show than silly bs, it’s not even funny he’s just a corporate tool now
@@minkman99 Colbert is here for jokes. If you want detailed information I suggest you find a news program that doesn't classify itself as satire
@WarlordBailthur yeah but it’s so milquetoast and unadventurous that all the funny is sucked out. I used to love Colbert but this show feels like it’s written by CBS executives
Let's talk about math? Yang Gang... :'(
You can set the road on fire, but you cant stop Bernie!✊🏼👴🏼
Colbert, Colbert... it is "in countries like Canada, the UK, France, Germany, Denmark, Norway, ... and _even_ Cuba."
His line was wrote for him by rich people.
That joke sounded as if Colbert was playing to those who think "Venezuela" is an argument against social policies. Kinda bizarre for him.
Yeah pretty b.s. cutoff by Colbert.
@@iveneverseensuchbehaviorin5367 Of course Cuba has a lot of positive things! That doesn't mean that they don't have lack of freedoms or live a dictatorship long ago. One thing doesn't eliminate the other. It is as simple as that. Obama said it, and even if he didn't, who cares? Just people that hate Bernie and have a personal issue with Fidel ( which I don't blame them) but besides them and beside that, there are millions and millions of people that want : universal healthcare, affordable housing, that do care about climate change, racial justice, a living wage, people that want to live in peace, etc etc etc... there are many issues that we as a nation and humanity have to address wisely! Let's focus on good things, and then let's work it out!
💯!!! I don’t know why I keep giving this dude a chance. Obviously just a puppet of the Democratic media establishment 🙄
So by Mordor, you actually mean New Zealand? And I thought Stephen Colbert loved us 🤔
Come on, show Bernie some love.
Yes Stephen, Venezuela, Cuba and Mordor.
Your CBS is showing.
Not just Venezuela and Mordor, the whole Europe has the things Bernie's talking about granted - even such sh*thole as my country.
Sauran brought multiple racial groups together in Mordor.
Also Canada up north
Actually Venezuela doesn't have universal healthcare.
@boxfrotwres You know who else can't take a joke ? Trump. You are too sensitive, this is how Bernie is seen by a lot of people in this country even if it is wrong.
And Australia although the free tertiary education has been rolled back.
For me, Bernie’s unversal healthcare and his historical record working for people makes him my choice.....he can be picked on about Cuba and Venezuela but he’s head and shoulders the best choice to be President.
What he said about Cuba was right
BIDEN '020 to stop the dictatorship.
YANG '024 for real progressive change.
@@vidyagopal3115 yup, as a Canadian, I've noticed that many Americans have a disdain for actual history. Like it or not, Fidel did do some good -- did that good outweigh the harm? Not at all, just like Christianity, it did some good -- does it outweigh the harm it has caused? Nope.
@@vidyagopal3115 He basically said, that with all bad things that happened in Cuba there were a few things that worked - like health care and education.
One can read that two ways: Either as 'Look - Cuba wasn't all bad - we should be like Cuba.' - Or 'Look - even Cuba got health care and education working - why can't we do this?'
Guess how the media and the DNC is spinning it?
@@willritter4076 Or Sanders / Yang 2020 to keep save the US from another centrist coorporationalist politician. Just because Biden speaks (still) in complete sentences and doesn't look as depressingly moronic as Trump, doesn't make him a good choice.
You don't want 'Better than Trump' - frankly drying paint on a wall is better suited to lead the country than Trump - you want a good president.
And with actuall poll it doesn't look like the majority of people want's Biden.
"I can't think of a better case to be made for Bernie Sanders and his desire to be an existential threat to that established order that you have a party that claims to be the party of the people, party that claims they want to get money out of politics, and yet on something so trivial, they stack the room with their donors." "I think that that's disgusting and I think its important. And it's not whining. It's pointing out why Bernie Sanders is so appealing to so many people." - Krystal Ball, CNN
Wanted to say this.
Most Democrats don't like Bernie. It's not a political conspiracy. It reflects reality. Bernie and Trump are both Putin's candidates.
Dawn why do you think that Sanders is one of Putin’s puppets? Unlike Trump, he has renounced Russian efforts to sabotage his campaign. What more can he do except report it?
Dawn Simply not true. He’s beating every other candidate, so most dems DO like Bernie.
@@Dawn-iu8nx 100% Bullshit!
Gotta love Bernie! 💙 😆 He's just so open and honest! So refreshing!
Bernie is not honest. He's as refreshing as used dentures.
Naïve, even.
Biden is so out of it.
Bernie sounds like a strapping young lad by comparison.
And aren't they the same age?
To be fair bernie also sounds like a young lad compared to mayor pete
Hey, some of Mayor Pete's talking points sound quite youthful.
@@SuckMySemantics hes a republican in a gay trench coat
None of these people have a shot in hell at beating Trump, except for Bernie.
More like Canada, Sweeden, UK, Norway, Holland, Germany, Italy, Portugaul, Spain, Switzerland, Austria, Luxumburg, Taiwan, Japan, Ireland, Iceland, France, New Zealand, Australia. ... basically everywhere people use money and can read.
Bloomberg: I have met with a lot of Black leaders I frisked them myself
I almost spit my coffee out. 😂
Bloomberg has wide support among African-Americans. You cannot reasonably blame Bloomberg for stop-and-frisk, which he inherited and then ended after he saw the disparate impact it was having. Crime in NYC is not an easy problem to fix.
What is so wrong with stop and frisk? Asking for real (non American here)
@@blizzard6053 it constitutes unreasonable 'search and seizure' which is a violation of your civil rights here in the US. (But they seem to get away with it quite often here, in which case you end up arguing it out in court)
@@Dawn-iu8nx Hopefully you've just been misinformed but what you're saying is not true. Bloomberg massively expanded stop-and-frisk and the only reason he ended it was because a federal judge ruled it unconstitutional.
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The only thing Bernie Sanders mentioned about Fidel Castro was that he wanted Education in Cuba. Is education bad?
The gloves are off. Everyone's terrified of Bernie and it shows.
It means we are on the right track.
We did it boys lol
Yeah it's weird to see Colbert taking these weird digs at Sanders. It seems every time the guy makes a good point, Colbert makes some joke about how old he is.
@@GeorgeD_ Eh, it's normal for late night hosts to pick fun at every presidential candidate. I think its funny tbh, because he really is the eldest of the candidates. Fortunately his brain's still kicking ass...unlike Biden lol. That guy's becoming more senile by the hour.
@@KPG113 Sometimes they are funny, but more so when the joke actually has something to do with what Sanders actually said. Colbert seems to jump in to make a stale joke at any point. I know the guy is more clever than that.
I think I can speak on behalf of a huge majority of world population when I request, Vote Bernie Please.
if we had Bernie we wouldn't be in this mess now. A shame really
I like your jokes Stephen and I enjoy your show your show, the Bernie segments are the funniest in my opinion. But when you say things like "
In Countries Like Venezuela, Cuba, Mordor, Dr. Doom's Latveria. They All Make It Work." to make the audience assimilate bad countries with Bernie that's just wrong. Let's not forget. Every other major country on earth too makes it work. Norway, Japan, the United Kingdom, Kuwait, Sweden, Bahrain, Brunei, Canada, United Arab Emirates, Finland, Slovenia, Italy, Portugal, Cyprus, Spain, Iceland and the list goes on.
or maybe he's parodying Bernie defending Cuba? I saw it as poking fun at Bernie's tendency to put his foot in his mouth. He made damning jokes about all the candidates- Biden's gaffs, Pete's "wine cave", Klobouchar being boring. This isn't the news, it's comedy.
Good point. Colbert lacks the courage to debate face to face with any candidate. He can easily hide behind the cameras and criticize and ridicule anyone--especially Donald Trump.
@@theoammonmusic1343 maybe but when you actually agree with the point you are going to feel attacked no matter what.
@@nnaauujjddaa I get it. Admitting you were wrong is sometimes not great politically and IMO Bernie wasn't exactly wrong. Cuba did have upticks in literacy etc but the program was implemented by a terrible human being, Bernie should've just dropped the issue.
Saying "Mordor", for instance, is pretty obvious. We don't know but let's just assume for the sake of the joke that Mordor had working universal healthcare. You wouldn't be wrong in praising it, but it would be... weird. Especially when there are so many less problematic examples of working healthcare. For the sake of the election Bernie should distance himself completely from comments praising China, Cuba, or Venezuala, all it does is give a headline to Fox News.
Sweden doesn't scare people, Cuba does. IMO Bernie shouldn't have defended his past correct comments and Colbert was satirizing it.
I love Bernie, but Stephen roasted everyone, thats his job, if he didnt roast Bernie someone would be complaining that he was overlooked. It's comedy show, not a college presentation, it does not have to be factual.
11:15 That was a cheap shot. As if public college, living wage and single payer healthcare is not a policy implemented in a lot of European countries. We see who pay for your jokes.
I think you meant the word POLICY and NOT POLICE. and English is a messed up language, hard to learn.
@@nancystowell4877 Thx. Indeed, english is not my first language ^^'. I know the difference, but I often get the spelling mixed up.
Seth Meyers is the only one that is giving Sanders a fair shake.
@@MrLionniol Yeah, I say Meyer's closer look abou the SC debate. It was fair.
Alkis05 not only fair but he reports on more facts as well. Like how Sanders comment on Cuba was similar to Obama’s. That the audience was fake, that the moderators were trash etc etc
Imagine being in a country where there are so many billionaires and still the average citizen is one accident away from bankruptcy. Can’t relate.
Pooja Patel I’m from Canada and I find it bizarre that everyone wouldn’t want Medicare for all😏
@@sherry5455 - I have Medicare, and it's not actually that great (no dental unless you are at the point where a tooth literally needs pulled so you don't die, and then they'll pay to pull it), but Bernie's version is an improved version so let's keep that in mind. Meanwhile, my general healthcare being covered doesn't fix the fact that in the US it's very easy to find a jerk with a medical degree, but very hard to find an actual doctor.
@@tirsden In Denmark there is no cover for dental either. In Sweden you have to pay out of pocket, but can get a small sum back later.
@@tirsden Yeah, Bernie doesn't want medicare expansion. He wants universal healthcare and if you'd ever actually experienced universal healthcare in another country you would realize that it's worth every penny. Imagine if everyone had basic insurance and you can buy additional private insurance if you please. Crazy right? That's exactly how it was in S.Korea as well as France when I lived there.
Move.
I just came back from the gym and I am feeling the Bern!
I was at the gym yesterday and I am feeling the pain...
Steve, how DID you miss Bloomberg's gaff when he said he BOUGHT Representatives?
Looks like someone is practicing his Bernie impression for a potential new Presidency.
Remember Kobe
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Who is feeling the Bern!!?
Wait, do you mean the climate change? Then yes, yes I do.
Abe Martin
There will be an answer. Let it Bern. Let it Bern.
@Denam Well I am a RN !!
Abe Martin abbey Martin? Is that you?
First, I was going to say how impressed I was with a New York media person standing up for Bernie with the lil song but then he came back with the countries bit. How about Australia, New Zealand, UK, Canada & most of Europe. I am Australian & can vouch that Medicare for all works well & has been doing so for many many years. America has to keep up with the global standards that have been proven to work.
Sherry Morris 🥝👍
What an absolute shock, a Bernie supporter not able to take a joke about their candidate!!!!!
Daniel Perry venezuela smear good joke yeah 😂 its a literal right wing propaganda talking point about him but yeah great joke btw
@@pexa02 -a joke- a lazy gop catchphrase about Sanders
@@pexa02 come on... I've liked all other jokes Stephen makes about Bernie, but this one mentioning Venezuela is just the lazy go-to catchphrase of the right when someone as much as hear the words "free" and "tuition" being uttered in the same sentence. It's a bad joke period.
I'm really surprised that the cbs comedian didn't make a single joke about the cbs moderators.
Bernie Sanders at least seems to know what he's talking about..
I think the fact that he has been so consistent in his message all these years helps him with that.
no he does not
@@imicca Explain
@@vt2788 he thinks everything can be paid by taxing 1%. No it won't. Because rich people dont keep money "ready to be taxed". Literally nobody does that, every rich person diversifies wealth (Bernie is a millionaire, he does same), spreads around the world keeping in different banks, assets like real estate and cars/yachts etc. If he bumps on tax on 1% what do you think is gonna happen? You gonna get huge money coming from taxes for you to pay healthcare and public services and education? Nope, the rich will simply move their wealth to offshore, Switzerland, UK, Asia, or anywhere else. He thinks the 1% are dumb. No, they are very clever (at least they hire clever people to manage their money).
And here is the biggest plot twist, I work for people who own 1 million or more, next to my desk sits a person who manages a fund worth few billions. You think he is gonna make it so that the owner pays tax? No. No billionaire will pay tax under Socialist Bernie
@@imicca Medicare For All actually doesn't take any more money, all it does is converting people's already existing premiums into taxes. And free college is 70 billion a year, that's only 10% of the military budget which you can easily reduce by 10% to pay for it. The math is there. Don't let corporate media brainwash you.
Eh it's not countries like Venezuela, it's like Denmark, Sweden, Germany, UK, France, Spain, Finland... All with healthcare way way better than this shitty private insurance here in the US.
Yeah that was a strange path for Colbert to take. I sense a lot of bias in his decision to tell that joke.
Thank you, I had the same reaction, I wonder who wrote this line for him...
@@roskar Him. He's a centrist and has continuously portrayed Bernie negatively on his show since the 2016 election where he obviously preferred Hillary.
Canada here never paid a penny for a doctor
@@the_letter_b Yeah this is something I can't stand from him... I'm pivoting myself towards other talkshows...
Truth be told, the Cuba argument wouldn't be controversial anywhere outside of USA. Because... Yeah, it's true.
It wasn't even controversial with the establishment Democrats / centrists just a few years ago when Obama said the exact same thing and was even more positive towards Cuba than Bernie was. It's fake outrage they're pushing to try to scare voters away from Bernie. One of the many smears they're pushing lately, like the supposed awful "Bernie Bros". In reality, every candidate has some mean-spirited supporters online and even popular figures in media have been mean towards Bernie and his supporters online and still are, and surprise, supporters of Bernie react and then those same people will go on TV and make it seem like it's a crazy mob, that the worst represent most of his base, and portray his supporters as mostly being young, single, basement dwelling white males when he has the lowest percent of support from white males among all candidates and is supported by majority women and has the highest percent of minority support of all candidates. The millionaires in the media and their billionaire bosses just REALLY do not want Bernie to win and are doing everything they can to convince their audience to not support him. Suggest watching Seth Myer's recent breakdown of how ridiculous the media is treating Bernie ua-cam.com/video/Zjj7VJpqy1w/v-deo.html.
It would be in France for sure (I am French). I've never heard anyone praising their system here.
The Cuba argument is a mistake anyway, IMO you can't praise a government or system that did lead a country to mass poverty while running an election campaign. The opposition will of course play with that to add fear to whatever you want to do...
Why not just take any EU country as a reference instead...
In my opinion it was a mistake.
@@UFOCurrents As long as it is controversial it is only your truth. Your truth is actually not truth to everybody.
you're totally right
@@gyaltsennyxs4076 That's because your French system actually works, so nobody would get the idea to compare France to Cuba. You'd compare it with the Cuban human rights issues and their general poverty, the comparison would simply be on another level.
Now take into account that a large proportion of the population in the US doesn't have healthcare (40 million people) and all but the rich (which are few) are threatened with bankruptcy as soon as they encounter a medical problem that isn't covered, then yeah, the comparison to Cuba sure works. Let alone you (and I, as a European as well) don't pay 3000-5000$ (or € over here) for an ambulance ride. You and I are not forced to call an uber because it's a cheaper way to get to the emergency room where a bill of a few 10k can wait for you.
(Queue the Republicanican saying the US system is the best in the world, sure dude, except it's also the most expensive and least affordable for almost anyone)
I can only hope South Carolina voters are more politically progressive than Colbert.
He is more fair than most late night hosts. He has Bernie on all the time, and he is the only one who gave Tulsi a platform
They aren't. Neither is America. America doesn't want Bernie or his band of whiners and bullies.
@Dak Lamerbusch He knows his audience. He knows how easily triggered the Bernie Babies are.
"Venezuela, Cuba, Mordor" Really, Colbert?!
So, disappointed at you.
And even the US. Back in the day. As Bernie has pointed out, e.g. free education.
CBS should not be permitted to host another debate after that disgraceful show.
Sean Patrick when Gail runs it it's a half ass shit show. Because he bangs nlick her eyes
Not just CBS all major networks.
@@lindaleelaw5277 are you referring to Gayle? What nonesense are you ranting?
What we need is a real debate.
There hasn't been one yet.
Drop all the smears and innuendos.....
Choose general topics. Give each candidate a set time to present their approach to it, then move on.
Ditch the drama, and actually address ISSUES.
Free press, free speech. Do you believe in them? Or have you not criticized DT (as he should be) for trying to restrict permission to those?
I don't know if I can vote for Bernie Sanders. Can't imagine walking into an emergency room and getting taken care of right away. I would miss sitting in the waiting room trying to sign 100 forms with the hand I'm bleeding from.
Have you EVER been to an ER in the US? Seriously? You cant possibly be serious.
Personal experience I got cut at work had to wait 2 hours to see a doctor
@@n8opot8o1981 yeah, I know patients who stood for 24 hours in the er waiting to be attended.
@@n8opot8o1981 i busted open my knee and they had me sit there for a hour and a half to *check If my insurance was in network* Oh i definitely enjoyed sitting there signing forms and emptying my contents into random cups
Martha Bixler it could’ve been a better example but I see your point
This was one of the best shows ever. Well done Colbert and staff!
That last joke was like something they’d say on fox and friends. Colbert what are you doing
Let's talk about math baby,
let's talk about you and me,
let's tax the 1 percent and end poverty
Yeah baby
Did I miss something?i did not even hear Elizabeth Warren’s name mentioned!
Andrew Yang: *salivating intensifies*
Candidates drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The Bern was a hit because his policy was boomin...
Idiot
That's right yeah baby!
Let’s talk about math baby let’s talk about health for free let’s tax the 1 percent and bring an end to poverty!
Let’s talk about math... let’s talk about tax! 🎶🎵
Now that is what I call some good writing.
Nice one!
Loved it, I am gonna be humming that to myself all day LOL.
Bernie 2020
One of Stephen's best monologues, outstanding as usual.
I genuinely love the "Fury Road to the White House" openings. 😂😂 And Tom Steyer yelling, "Witness me!" always makes me giggle a little.
Saying Berine's proposals are no different then everything Venizwela has ever done or the same as everything in Cuba just plays into the GOP's hands Stephen. I worry you've been listening too much to your corporate bosses at CBS.
Jake Navatka also...Venezuela doesn’t have universal healthcare. But Nordic countries like Sweden who rank in the top 10 happiest countries do!
Yeah geez, what's up with Stephen Colbert making jokes about Bernie ! ?
I mean it's not like he's a comedian that has been making jokes about politicians for over a decade...Yeah he must be a [insert Bernie supporter negative connotation] now!
agree but I think they were just saying that it works all over so it can definitely work in the most powerful country in the world, right?
Tbh I took this as a lighthearted jab that was mocking the "communism" attacks rather than Bernie's policies. After all, by now it's safe to assume people know that Bernie's "socialism" is more akin to European social democracy than to Cuban communism. But maybe I'm being naive.
Lol you suck at spelling!
They also make is work in a lot of Europe. The fear mongering about social programs is ridiculous.
9:08 🔈 Come at me bro!! I had a decaf at 5:30 this morning and I am AMPED! #feelTheBurn 💥
I really like your shows. Your sense of humor keeps us all laughing during these difficult times. I think that YOU should win the Medal of Freedom award.
All Bloomberg needed was applause sign for the crowd
After paying them off, maybe the sign was unnecessary.
Well, I didn't expect Steven to sink so low as to once again connect Bernie to Venezuela. His model is Denmark - also known as the happiest place on Earth. Very disappointing Steven.
Bernie connects himself to Venezuela. Bernie cult followers know nothing about Bernie's history or record.
Quit crying. You Bernie groupies are like trump groupies: Clueless.
Mister Hat Bernie groupies are the reason trump got elected. If Bernie doesnt get the nomination, I’ll be voting for trump out of spite again.
@@JoseLopez-dt6sw I will never vote for trump. But, the more I see from Bernie's base, the more I see another trump in the making. I either won't vote or will write in an actual democrat. At this point, I'd take the republican Bloomberg over Bernie.
Boycott Colbert from now on. At least that is what I am going to do
Bernie 2020 all the way 😍🔥😍
Did somebody say MATH? - Andrew Yang
Bernie 2020
Europe has lots of socialistic services, so it's not only the communist countries.
Daniele Kirylo Yea, not sure why Colbert elected to go with Republican talking points here. Very disappointing for someone of his stature
I'm Canadian.....loves my socialist policies
It's a friggin' COMEDY show! These are JOKES! Chill people! You are not helping your candidate gain more supporters by alienating fans of liberal shows who have been criticizing DT nonstop for the past 4 years!
@@slxcrunr I think US has their own ideas on public services (social services), but many times they tend to mix up 2 different concepts: socialist country with services the community pays for.
If you think about it the US military is the biggest socialst service of the US as it's payed with taxes from the citizens.
But none of those countries are socialist - they’re all capitalist but have generous social programs. There’s an important distinction
I fell asleep and so I didn't miss anything.Colbert is doing a great job of piecing this together.
We get it, man furiously clutching his pearls, Stephen Colbert. Bernie makes you nervous.
Steven bringing up Venezuela, is such a right wing talking point!! It makes no sense. Health care Bernie talks about is normal in Europe, rich, capitalist Europe.
Of course Cuba has a lot of positive things! That doesn't mean that they don't have lack of freedoms or live a dictatorship long ago. One thing doesn't eliminate the other. It is as simple as that. Obama said it, and even if he didn't, who cares? Just people that hate Bernie and have a personal issue with Fidel ( which I don't blame them) but besides them and beside that, there are millions and millions of people that want : universal healthcare, affordable housing, that do care about climate change, racial justice, a living wage, people that want to live in peace, etc etc etc... there are many issues that we as a nation and humanity have to address wisely! Let's focus on good things, and then let's work it out!
@@AndresFlores-ro7kt Exactly, well brought nuance!
It seems like kind of important context that tickets to be in the audience costed $1750-3200
Really?
@@donkalzone6671 supposedly yes. I'd like to see the story behind this.
Well that explains a lot.
Very disappointing, BBC live shows are free, first come basis...
They need to be free-$10
Not Stephen's best 12 minutes.
C wolf , except his rap song was great!
The audience was wonderfully silent in spots!
Bernie Knocking everyone out with a delivery of that Americone Dream we have all been promised.
Free shit for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bernie's against the outdated American dream no? He stands for equality for all, not glorifying rag to riches stories.
@@glorymanheretosleep Like border walls?
No, Stephen. Public healthcare for all exists in the entire developed world.
But we know quite well why your writers decided to single out the usual suspects.
The fact that they can conceive of socialist policies only in relation to fictional, evil empires is both worrying and telling.
Oh my God, you guys are insufferable. Now Stephen Colbert's writers are conspiring against leftist daddy?
@@carolyntalbot947 Stephen has always been relatively respectful towards Sanders. And while that last joke may have been not as good it doesn't matter.
All I say is: Chill out people. One bad joke surely will not ruin your cause.
@@carolyntalbot947 Put up some evidence that they aren't or STFU. Colbert was in the tank for Hillary 2016 even though she straight up stole the nom in 2016.
@@fl00d69 that's not how claims work buddy.
You're the one making the conspiratorial claim about a bunch of people you've never met or don't know anything about.
Thus you're required to bring the evidence to stake your claim.
Until then you're just an angry bro on the internet spouting nonsense with the sense of humor of a squashed lemon.
Love hearing how the crowd doesn't laugh as loud when he is when he makes fun of Bernie.
Taylor Minneapolis they might agree that what is going on in the states is not even funny anymore and are not amused that the only guy proposing actual change is treated like a loony by the media. The media that belong to people said man would impose much higher taxes on.... 🤔
Seriously, the US finally has the chance to change for the better - you guys should make sure to vote for that.
#bernie2020
Stephen's Bernie impression is a RIOT.
Stephen knows better than to compare Bernie's plans to Venezuela. Disappointed in him.
The debate was a disgrace, and the Venezuela "joke" from Steve was also a disgrace. Guess it's no coincidence that the same company payed for both of them.
I am feeling the Bern!!!
Bernie is burning down !
@The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, I have missed you while you were off playing. I needed this.
Hey Stephen, did the execs write that last Bernie joke?
yep
Stop it already with the stupid conspiracy theories. No politician has been on Stephen’s show more often than Bernie.
@@naylas3908 Conspiracy theory implies that there's something implausible about a station which is hosting the debates for the DNC, insisting on some content that reinforces the party line, which is that Bernie's form of Socialism is anything like that of Venezuela's; and that a joke--which isn't funny--ended up in the show because a tin-eared studio-exec. insisted on it. This kind of thing happens all the time in all forms of entertainment. I know, because I've worked for a media company. I'm not talking about faking the moon landing, I'm talking about a joke that doubles down on the scare tactics used by Republicans and establishment Dems to dissuade voters from voting for Bernie. It happens in the media all the time. I like Stephen Colbert, it hasn't anything to do with that.
Also, it's just not a good joke.
The only danger of a Bernie presidency is the intensification of the war on comedy.
Go Bernie!!!! :)
Bernie for president! He's the real man the u.s need for a better future! 👌👍😉✌
George Vasquez you wish, trump will get obliterated and his racist fans will cry
"I'm sure he'll nail the rest of that sentence." Too good.
God I hope bernie gets elected president just to hear 4 years of Stephen's bernie impressions hahahaah
It would be nice
Thats gotta be infringing on Larry David’s material.
@@bluemoon9530 what would be nice about that ? Having the government take care of you?
@Plain Z thank you!
"Contestants..." It's just a game to Mr. Michael Bloomberg.
Yeah, the guy is trying to outright purchase the presidency.
But, he bough... er... he means helped... many Democrats... nice Freudian slip, Mikey...
The context was their failure to follow debate rules, which is so true.
Buying advertising and other campaign resources is not purchasing the presidency. All the candidates are purchasing the same things. The only difference is the other candidates are using other people's money.
Its actually just theatre for your dumb asses my...
I died with Stephen's impression of Bernie saying really?! Let me introduce you to my friends Ben and Jerry, we're both from Vermont 😂😂😂😂
Oh, how you make me laugh, Mr. Colbert! Thank you.
Lol bruh Bernie was like Really really who the hell said that lol
Oh come ON steven, you were doing so well!
"Venezuela, Cuba, Mordor" Really?
try "every developed country except the US" His ideas are not radical, it's the current system in the US that's nuts
corporate dems cant allow Bernie's presidency to happen, they are in total chaos.
@@siclusiferx Yes, and apparently it now redounds all the way to Colbert's monologue. Seiren, thank you for your comment.
America can't allow Bernie's presidency to happen. America would be in total chaos and bankruptcy. Are you Russian?
@@Dawn-iu8nx You dont have to be Russian to wish fundamental change that will bring prosperity and development for the whole world. You are very short sighted. Corporate dems fear those short time losses, but again why dont you look at those EU countries that actually overtook the idea of an American dream (which actually was meant to be in the 50's and 60's) and now provide all kind of great governmental services.
@@Dawn-iu8nx How dare Bernie try and bring US healthcare up to the standard of a country like ... Rwanda... holy shit Rwanda has universal healthcare and the US doesn't...
Think about that.
Stephen passed over the part where Bloomturd said he bought freshmen Democrats in 2018. Hmmmm
I caught that slip during the debate and have been 🤔 and 😡 about it since
Yep that's rather troubling
I think Stephen secretly wants Bloomberg to win. 😡
Yeah his slip of the tongue was that he bought them lol
Yo Colbert, I go a few weeks not watching you but then it never gets old. Stay laughing every time lol
Really glad that UA-cam is serving me an actual ad for Mad Max Fury Road
Medicare for All has additional benefits that are never mentioned. Once the government takes responsibility for the payment of healthcare, the government realizes it is cheaper to make things healthier for people. That means improvements to other policies like the amount of pollution allowed in our air and water, food and safety inspection rules, sick time allowed, etc. Once the people's health has value, the government has a reason to care for and actually defend our citizens rather than allowing corporations to make money off of us regardless of consequences.
Excellent point! You're right, it's never mentioned, but I hope it will be from now on.
Whoa. Mind blown.
The incentives could potentially multiply.
Pretty soon, it'll be mandatory for everyone to use the government-funded gym each day, and everyone will be required to eat exactly what the government-funded doctor requires of them. Splurging will then be considered a crime, because all must be healthy to keep the government's costs down.
@@KyurekiHana - Actually, proper regulation of the US food industry would give us healthier food instead of wood chips ("cellulose fiber") and craptons of sugar. The US food industry in general does not give a single crap about anyone eating their food, they just want to cut costs as much as possible to get the biggest return from sales of said "food."
Bernie ready to debate the whole audience, only one combative enough to stand across the debate stage from Trump.
Ichithix agree
Bernie made the mistake ever complimenting Castro. Not with the US way of politics. But if people actually stop and follow what he said in full, you know he’s not a “Go Castro” t-shirt under his suit.
But hey, totally cool Obama said almost the exact same thing.
I think Warren would also be pretty good at reading him until he calls out sick with bone spurs
@@dbritton987 maybe it's how he said it. Sanders always sounds like he's shouting.
www.newsweek.com/bernie-sanders-says-praise-fidel-castros-literacy-program-what-barack-obama-said-1489113
S Miller 🙄
That fury road intro is ridiculous 😂 I can’t believe they play the whole thing each time. I wonder what Stephen’s reaction was the first time he saw it 😂
Let's talk about how much Bloomberg spent to sellout CBS advertising, smack dab in the middle of the debate. Grody.
not to mention pay to have the audience filled for the debate.... $1750 per seat!
The two billionaires who paid their way on stage, the richies who paid their “patronage” into the audience, and the Bloomberg ads DURING the debate were all symptoms of the corrupting power of money on this process. It’s disgusting.
@@LordFraggle not true
@@ldjcool1 Ahhh... YES, do your research before you spout facts, bloomberg purchased a large portion of the audience area for the debate.
@@LordFraggle just listen to their fake BOOOOOs and laughter over stupid jokes. Yup. They were paid.