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Meanwhile... Patrick Wilson Eats Dog Poop
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- Опубліковано 17 лют 2022
- Meanwhile... Stephen's personal friend Patrick Wilson has some explaining to do after telling an interviewer that he's prone to licking dog poop off his hands when out for a walk with his pooch. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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Jon is such a joyful ray of sunshine, love him!
Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?
@@matthewsilverstone6489 you're a creep
the writers who dream up the kaleidoscope of words for the introduction to these Meanwhile segments deserve their own awards!! and the incredible way in which Stephen delivers them is always impressive .. love love this show!
it's triggering tho because i want the segment to be longer and he doesn't actually START it until around 2:18 XD
I keep saying that I think they keep trying to like get more ridiculous to try and trip him up
Thank you for the
"Kaleidoscope of words".
I will remember this for the rest of my life.
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They quickly got old for me, but I'm glad people enjoy them anyway.
Colbert's writing team deserve an Emmy... even just for the Meanwhile intros!
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Jon Baptiste is joy incarnate!
“Batiste”.
@@dr.jamesolack8504 oops, thanks!
"demented nightmare kaleidoscope" was incredible
Sounds like a Death Metal band. :-)
Sounds like the name of a metal band.
Orange tub of lard would love that perfume 🤣🤣🤣
The meantime intros are a wonderful verbal smorgasbord. How you keep a straight face, Stephen, is a miracle.
Well done, as usual ❤️
Meh, I skip the intro.
@@robertberahovich6747 you are obviously not a true fan because the intro’s are funny as hell and extremely well written
He rehearses them. They're ridiculous, funny and weird.
@@lisbethbird8268 Creative, yes. Funny, no.
The Brooklyn apartment size is true!!!! Great joke
Aweful way to judge a joke
Oh absolutely
Of all the specific details included in the intro, somehow the boarded up JoAnn Fabrics is the funniest! ROFL.
My day is not complete without “meanwhile”, thank you 🙏
One learns so much about North American culture from a "meanwhile" intro.
America's favorite pass times are undeniably self immolation and doing doughnuts in the parking lots of abandoned fabric stores
@@vikmanphotography7984 Which I believe was the original design for the American flag. Which also made our national anthem much shorter. "Oh say can you AAAAAAAAAAAH!"
There is also a great deal of wacky stuff that really shouldn't be true but are. There is a town in Colorado that celebrates an annual festival in honor of Mike the Headless Chicken, which is a chicken that survived 18 months after being decapitated. Many farmers have since tried to decapitate their chickens in similar ways to have their own headless chicken pet, but Mike is the only zombie chicken I know of. Of course, the farmers made sure to exploit every dollar out of their accidental golden-egg-laying-goose they could, and made thousands of dollars (and remember this was 1945, so that was a lot more back then) every month.
Honestly it sounds like Florida specifically
@@lucasharvey8990 I’m genuinely grateful to now know about this fantastic bit of glorious American history, which would fit in perfectly as a Meanwhile story circa 1945!
Grateful for Mr Colbert for keeping sanity in humanity! Laughter is the best medicine! 😀
Yes sanity. Truckers are all nazis and Russia is attacking the world. If that's your sanity please stop getting ur news from comedians . That's dangerous.
@@empower.1982
Huh?
@@dozzer009 why do you think their showing lord of the rings battles while talking about Ukraine? Russia hav consistently said theres no attack yet the media insists its imminent. The Ukrainian president expressed on international TV that "the UK's and USAs hysteria of imminent war is not helping" . Nobody wants war except the media and half of America. Putin is laughing at you and how hysterical you get over nothing. I have no dog in this fight but its harlious listening to some things u say.
Diggin Jon's outfit. Throwing me back to Travolta.
It's a very special date night when you wear french fry perfume and you light a Gwyneth Paltrow candle.
Ew.
EW.
Mr. Colbert is like a fine wine: He gets better with age! Thank you very much for the hilarious Eminem/Giuliano video. You show them, Eminem and take a knee for me too.
No, he went from great to bland crud when he decided to take this job.
@@skipads5141 You mad bro? Piss off.
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This has to be one of my all time favourite meanwhile intros ever
“Most of the bones”
The man has killed before.
No living being talks about it, and any being who talked about it is no longer living.
Sounds like there might be a Bone Club out there. If you talk about Bone Club, you lose your bones.
It sounds like a set up for an episode of Bones.
Best way to hide things is is plain sight.
I just love how he runs thru those wordy intros and never misses a word.
Betcha they are not all done in one take.
He practices those daily, and he's good at reading the teleprompter
The writers are sadists! I'm sure they love throwing in as many tongue twisters and difficult words that they can come up with.
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Every single meanwhile intro has him waking up suddenly in the second half of the intro. 😂
"Oh, sure... but when I talk about the weird things I like to eat...."
-Armie Hammer
I think the distinction here is that Patrick was expressing an experience, NOT a preference...
:-O
@@anemarisa3601 I certainly hope that Armie Hammer is only doing his thing with consenting over 18 year olds!
As someone who actually used to work the fryer at a Wendy's... eh, yeah, that's about right. 😆
Lol or McDonald’s or Denny’s or friendlys or anywhere with a fryer. Burger King however, completely distinct smells there.
As someone who has actually eaten at a White Castle... eh, yeah, that's about right. 😁
But did you learn how to make 'Hot Drinks'? Polystyrene cups of coffee belching smoke like the forges of Isengard?
@@stainlesssteelfox1 - Nice LotR reference there.
@@henrymccoy7171 It's also a Spoony Experiment reference. He did an episode on Wendy's training videos that doubled as pretty good music videos, including one on how to make hot drinks called 'Hot Drinks'.
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As bad things go, I'm glad he accidentally ingested dog poop, and didn't get it straight from the source.
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3:30 I love it when Stephen just uses any excuse to drop a LOTR reference! The moment he said "quest," I knew he was going to bring it up. 😂🤣
Also, who licks a poop bag _AFTER_ the poop has already been picked up? WTF?! 🤷🏻♀️🤨🙅🏻♀️
3:14 Dog walker here 👋 The bags are occasionally hard to open Patrick, but put your fingers in/near/on *YOUR DOGS MOUTH* for moisture assistance in opening the poop bag. (That is, if you haven’t opened them prior to the commencement of the walk) Not your mouth Patrick ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 😆
Good idea! I usually spit a tiny bit on my fingers in those instances; your method is much less coarse.
I thought for a moment Patrick Wilson might be starring in a remake of Pink Flamingos.
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Meanwhile..... is hilarious!!! 😆 I don't know about you but I look forward to Late Night Shows every week night I truly miss it on the weekends, I laugh sooo hard, love it!!
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Did folks not know that palms are grown horticulturally in southwestern British Columbia? I thought *everyone* knew that! 😛
Your nightmare kaleidoscope was a definite bright spot in my dark day, thanks!
Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?
A dem bones, dem bones, dem, apartment bones
A dem bones, dem bones, dem, apartment bones
A dem bones, dem bones, dem, apartment bones
I hear the sound of the Police!
While Vancouver, B.C. is the warmest city in Canada today we aren't expected to get above 9 C (48 F) so NYC will probably be warmer!
Vancouver is also mild enough for some species of palm trees. People have been growing them there for a long time. There's a bunch of them along English Bay on Sunset Beach among other places.
The lead up to Meanwhile is increasingly better
Also, if that's a real photo of Patrick Wilson...when did he move to Easter Island?
Panera can put diamond rings in bread but Kinder eggs are still illegal. Ain't that America 😅
…….so says John Mellencamp.
For you and me, baby!
Y'all are killing it with the writing for the intros.Love the show.
I double tap my phone on the right side (to skip forward) until I see the *MEANWHILE* icon on my screen
Horatio, I knew him well.
Chuck...well, he asked too many questions.
EMMY BOUND! 💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
The new french fry-scented perfume: "Potat-Eau"
I'm a huge fan of yours but if you say that about white castle one more time we're gonna rumble 🤬🤬🤬🤬
I don't know every time he mentions it it makes me want to try it. Unfortunately there is no White Castle in Europe as far as I know. And Neuschwanstein Castle doesn't serve burgers. :-(
@@julius_the_python The only place you find White Castle in most of the US is in the freezer aisle.😀
Fudge! I want skeletons!
"Oh, sure... but when I talk about my collection of human body parts...."
-Armie Hammer
You clearly have the same sick fans
hahaha "...demented nightmare kaleidoscope of news..." - perfect :-D
Pretty much a description of reality these days...
@@Lucius1958 you got that right
I used to wonder why comedians on TV put so many brand names in their jokes.
Then, just now, it hit me: Product placement.
So, this "Meanwhile" is brought to you by Panera, White Castle and Wendy's.
Possibly also the Idaho Potato Commission.
Dont forget Pfizer
The intro lead in to Meanwhile was a kaleidoscope of words that truly dazzled
Meanwhile is the best segment on TV!!
French Fry scented perfume? Ugh. I live in the French Fry capitol of the world (seriously) and once every 2 weeks the McCain Foods factory pumps out all of their french fry oil for disposal and the entire town smells like McDonalds Fries for like 2 days straight. It sucks. I HATE that smell so much
I'm just here for Patrick Wilson.
Oh I think I might've experienced the same thing Patrick Wilson has, though in my case, it's cat poop 😂
These intros are getting more specific every week
I always feed my dog a great lunch, so I can have a FANTASTIC dinner later 😅
As someone who works in a kitchen, I could see the French fry perfume being valuable to all the cat burglars, because dogs love the way I smell.
...also to dog burglars, because cats love it too.
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The content of Meanwhile is always interesting. Also, I like the fact that you can take in the intro or skip it.
I always skip it
Start time 2:25
@@donnahannabanana thank you! I used to be that guy who posted the timestamp under each meanwhile video, until I gave up!
I skip it too. I'd rather that time be used for more stories.
I always skip both the meandering intro and the inane banter with John. Sad to always skip literally half the video, but I appreciate that we can.
Mr. Colbert. I respectfully request that you make a super cut of your meanwhile intros.
The plus side of being poor with a small home is that you cant fit many skeletons in the closet - guilt free living 👍
Plus, some came with the place. It helped drive down the price. . . .
Over 2 minutes to introduce a segment that is 3 minutes (5 minutes total)
And???
GIVE THE BAND 3 TIMES MORE TIME ON THE AIR!
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I collected human bones as a kid. No skulls, but i had a knee cap at one point
The meanwhile intros are like poetry to my ears.
Ain't no palm trees growing East of Vancouver I'll tell ya that much!
Skip to @2:27 to avoid the BS...
Damn, that's a nice outfit THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL INSTRUMENT
French fry scented perfume!!!! Ha ha ha
I guess you could say he has…
*puts on sunglasses*
…a lot of skeletons in his closet.
*YEEEEAHHHHHHHH!*
Hahaha we've had palm trees forever here in Vancouver 🤣
I believe that scent is called Potat’eau. Or maybe it’s Eau de Potate.
Patrick Wilson: Seen here smiling while his eyes are saying "did I just say that out loud?" 02:47 👀
Add Patrick Wilson to a small list of fecal pioneers. Just him and Devine.
Colorful content in opening left me holding my nose and saying, “hue, hue, hue…..”
a boarded up jo-ann fabrics? OH THE HUMANITY!
That was a leeoooooooong one 😂
Starts at 2:25
"What's the worst thing you have put in your mouth?" Answer: Lena Dunham. 😅
Oh, the dig on my beloved White Castle. Ouch.
Good use of the word "demented". Don't see that too often.
Is he preparing for a role in a remake of Pink Flamingos?
Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?
I use to own a bakery and can't count the number of people who said you smell like donuts 😂
@2:46 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes, people have grown palm tree's in Vancouver!
Omg, Jon Batiste's SUIT. And the Vancouver joke is from a song
How dare you shame White Castle!
We can't all afford a personal chef, Stephen....
Hop down off your high horse...
Because he's got the munchies and you know what he craves!
Meanwhile starts at 2:15
Fries perfume, i'd pay good money for that!
Nah we got rain yesterday and most likely today. Dope 🌧
WHO IS THIS WRITER? It's sheer poetry.
The bone collector bit is actually a little concerning, given that medical skeletons, up until pretty recently, could come from unwilling donors in poor countries who couldn't afford funerals and so were illegally de-fleshed, sold and shipped as "donated" study skeletons. Antique skeletons are even worse as they often came from slaves, grave robbery or outright murder. Really, given where the technology for medical imaging and reproduction at currently at, the trade in human body parts should be banned outside of medical institutions.
I used to work at a deli and there are a surprising number of people who want to snuggle on you when you smell like sandwiches... LOL!
I hope Stephen didn’t single-handedly end Patrick’s career.
1:10 it’s so warm in Vancouver they can start growing their weed outdoors.
That Meanwhile episode was worth watching just to have Jon Batiste wink at me. Several times over.
Just a thought: would've it be cool to have Jon Baptisma be a guest host once in a while? I think he'd be awesome!
Love the show and wish you’d shorten the “MEANWHILE” intro.
Meanwhile, you are the best 😘
At one time I thought the "Meanwhile" intros would get repetitive...
I was wrong.
Vancouver and palm trees, 😅😅👏👏
As someone who lives in Vancouver, I didn't get why the plam tree remark was so funny 🤔. We obviously do not have anywhere near the number of palm trees on as CA, FL, HI etc, but we've had palm trees for many, many, many years. No, we don't "grow" them, but they can be purchased and planted, and they thrive. 🤷🏼♀️
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@@matthewsilverstone6489 😐
There has to be somebody employed at the show full time whose entire job description is writing the "Meanwhile" intros
Oh… and here I thought „eating dog poop“ has become a common term for starring in a Roland Emmerich movie.
"Meanwhile" doesn't begin until about 2:20 (ish)
(You're welcome 👍)
Thank u
I have been so badly conditioned to "Quarantinewhile" that "Meanwhile" sounds wrong to me now.
I once dated a woman that worked at McDonald's and she always came home smelling like french fries and I wanted to eat her up
You could sell that idea to pornhub.
My brother used to work there and his uniform would come out of the washing machine still smelling like a deep fryer. Gross. I don't agree with your nostrils. At least when I worked at Tim Hortons, my uniform smelled like coffee.
Okay that palm tree joke (joke?) went right over my head. What did I miss?