Me: what type of video am I watching today? Phil: "..pwoo **explosion noise** "pshwoo" **explosion noise** Dan: **cough** Me: right. Well I totally know now . .
Dan talks about starting off 2018 with wholesomeness and friendship Moments later his sticker falls of the board I can already see how this year is gonna go
I don't know how often you guys read comments, but I wanted to leave one anyway. Your videos were recommended to me a few weeks ago by a friend and I've been marathoning them ever since. I have severe depression and anxiety and your videos have been helping me through a particularly tough time. Thanks for everything you do, especially thank you to Dan for opening up about your experiences with depression, it makes me feel less alone. I don't know if you'll read this but I wanted to take the chance that you'll see this, I wanted you to know how grateful I am for your videos and this community I am just beginning to discover. Thank you.
Jonah Beck WELCOME, NEWCOMER TO THE PHANDOM! (I think that's what we call us idk.) I hope that you learn and grow and are able to heal mentally and emotionally. Depression and anxiety are difficult, but not impossible to pull through. Best of luck to you, and stay safe! (I would be less crazy sounding but it's 4am and I haven't slept in three days.)
I'm glad I'm not the only member of the phandom that joined not long ago. I've been watching them since their last Halloween baking video though. Welcome to the phandom my child. 🌈🌈🌈
I just looked it up online and one of the examples was "Howell executed a nifty up and under in the post and suddenly it was 14-2." The universe is trying to tell us something
"don't hurt random civilians and anthropomorphic animals" - the only wholesome Howell we'll see in 2018 "or maybe do" -new, slightly disturbing, Phil 2018
It might be a little weird with his fringe, but whatever, if he's looking for a style change he shouldn't let his youtube "character"' go in the way, and if he wants to try things out I'm sure tons of us will encourage him
The short amount of time Dan's part of the Zelda: Breath of the Wild icon stayed on the board surely must be a visual representation of how 2018 will be
You know what's funny? That "Zelda" has the same pronunciation in Spanish that "celda" has, and "celda" means "jail", "cage", etc, so for a moment I had a "Lady door" flashback.
Imagine if they forget to take that down when they move and then the next owners just see a wall of two white dudes and a bunch of poorly made stickers
And now we see the wild Dan and Phil, playing Nintendo switch and hibernating during the winter. Dans rations consist of slippers where as Phil's consist of Dans cereal.
me: *sits down at desk ready to start studying for finals* *opens UA-cam for some *inspirational music** *sees Dan and Phil video* me: k nope goodbye B+
If the seal somehow creates an air bed underneath the sand, the viscosity of the sand would become that of a liquid....sorry for the slightly geeky answer there
'Here is my Zelda'
~Phil Lester 2018
A moment of silence for Phil's gamer cred. RIP.
Isagail almost wanted him to lose after he said that
Oh is that the new grave next to Dan's old branding. Didn't get a good look at it.
Isagail I didn’t even think that he said Zelda and not link I thought he was correct oh god
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!!!"
Honestly Dan swearing makes my day😂😂😂😂😂😂
DISAPPOINTED!!!!!
“Bring it on Howell, I’ve been taming seals since birth.”
-Phil Lester 2018
phil: more people should say nifty
me, whispering: nifty
dan: please dont make his a thing
me: *looks down in shame*
"Here's my Zelda!" Phil, I think Dan is going to disown you now :P
I cringed at him the same time Dan did
Dan should’ve immediately won and gotten the sticker 😂
divorce*
* Phil tries several times to stick sticker to nose * * minute later * "Oh no, it's lost its stickiness!"
Lydia Cain you got a heart good job!
Ayeee Good job getting a heart !
well done for getting a heart!!
YOU GOT A HEART good job that is a huge achievement ❤️❤️❤️
oh nose!
"Get those thighs out for the lads"
- Phil Lester, 2018
_”whoevers sticker voluntary dives off the board first they are the true loser”_
*dans sticker falls off after*
fabiii cx Well Phil technically knocked it off, so does that reallyyyy count? 😜
Just what I was thinking 😂😂
Tori don’t blame phil for dan being a loser
Phil: Knocks down 3 pins after playing the mini game about 12 times prior
Dan: Gets strike on first ever try
I'm still dying at this
called beginner's luck ;)
Hannah Cook yeah well I'm still dying
Dan simply has a better gaming chair
Phil: 3 pins is actually really hard to get... Dan: *gets a strike*
Dan: _Whoevers sticker volutarily dives off the board first, they are the true loser."_
*Dans sticker falls off*
Uzumaki Sasuke oh but Phil knocked it off
Molly keffer OMG I NEVER NOTICED WHAAA
Sam Winchester phil was being so sneaky you can see him watching Dan waiting to see if he can get away with it
phil knocked it off
I was waiting for them to notice but they never did and now it’s bothering me ahhh
Dan getting triggered when Phil said "Here is my Zelda" is me when someone says "Phil and Dan"
Dan in the last video: I’m gonna try to stop screaming this year.
Dan in this video: Stop screaming? I don’t know her
Exactly.
Vrisha S Literally the last few seconds of Phil's archery try, bLoOdY HeLl that was high pitched
Phil purposefully knocked off Dan's sticker...
What a mad lad.
So before the all or nothing Phil basically lost.
You might even say that Phil is.....
The weakest Link.
Laura Torres phil is quaking
Laura Torres i wanna hate you...but i can't...it was just to beautiful
Laura Torres Phil is shookith 😂
I just died a little inside
god I hate this so much
Susan the Seal
Well another thing named Susan. Add that to the list.
I honestly thought of the 66 seals from supernatural
Samidoesstuff number 111748484
memedori SUSAN
add that to the lexicon
sealife susan
Dan: *tries to apply science to the sand walruses*Phil: It DoEs If YoU'rE a WaLrUs
_Pan Waffle_ I love your profile picture.👍🏼🆒
_Pan Waffle_ love your pfp!
SAND SEAL NOT SAND WALRUS HONESTLY HOW UNCULTURED CAN YOU GET URGHAJDJEALFI
@Meowser THATS WHAT I WAS THINKINGGG UDHSGNUWNAO
Dan: who's ever sticker falls off first is the true loser...
*Dan's sticker falls off*
Anxiety Commotion tbh Phil knocked it off and didn't even realise, but it's still funny 😂
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
*The pastel ice cream t-shirt is bacc*
Phil we saw you knock Dan's sticker off... very snekyyyy
snek hiss hiss
lol i thought it was only me who saw that
I saw it to lol
Me: what type of video am I watching today?
Phil: "..pwoo **explosion noise** "pshwoo" **explosion noise**
Dan: **cough**
Me: right. Well I totally know now . .
senpaiLover It's funny cuz you we all know what it is when three inaudible noises and explosions happen xD
I love how they don’t even say it anymore 😂
I was just listening to the audio because I was doing something else and I actually understood 😂
i love how the dan vs phil intro just becomes more and more a phrase of gibberish or set of explosions and we could actually understand it.
phil i see you knocking off dan's piece of the zelda sticker. we all see you. s h a m e
Dan talks about starting off 2018 with wholesomeness and friendship
Moments later his sticker falls of the board
I can already see how this year is gonna go
Foreshadowing
Its a prophecy for the rest of the entire year!!!
it truly was foreshadowing omg
dan"Stay frosty"
phil"STAY FROSTY!!"
me"royal milk tea..."
thatsoundslike soul LMAO SAMEE
thatsoundslike soul I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT
IS THAT A FOB REFRNCE? :D
KitKat Juиgkσσkie yes!!
LMAO SAME THO
Dan: I’m sorry for being too loud in 2017, I will be quieter, Also dan in 1stvid of year : AAAAAAAAAA. ||Also dan in 2nd vid of year: AAAAAGHHHHH
and lets not forget tURN LEFFFFFTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dan: “whoever’s sticker voluntarily dives off the board first, they are the true loser” *proud smile*
dan’s sticker: 🖕🏼
1st video of 2018: Dan flings self off chair
2nd video of 2018: Dan's sticker jumps off board
What a great year
Jessica Lewis well technically it wasn’t voluntary because Phil made it fall off the board
Brontesaurus shhhh
phil knocked it off
memeteam it still fell and it was still hilarious 😂
"Here's my Zelda"
The first Phil meme of 2018
I don't know how often you guys read comments, but I wanted to leave one anyway. Your videos were recommended to me a few weeks ago by a friend and I've been marathoning them ever since. I have severe depression and anxiety and your videos have been helping me through a particularly tough time. Thanks for everything you do, especially thank you to Dan for opening up about your experiences with depression, it makes me feel less alone. I don't know if you'll read this but I wanted to take the chance that you'll see this, I wanted you to know how grateful I am for your videos and this community I am just beginning to discover. Thank you.
THIS IS BEAUTY
Jonah Beck WELCOME, NEWCOMER TO THE PHANDOM! (I think that's what we call us idk.) I hope that you learn and grow and are able to heal mentally and emotionally. Depression and anxiety are difficult, but not impossible to pull through. Best of luck to you, and stay safe!
(I would be less crazy sounding but it's 4am and I haven't slept in three days.)
Welcome to the Phandom 😊
I'm glad I'm not the only member of the phandom that joined not long ago. I've been watching them since their last Halloween baking video though. Welcome to the phandom my child. 🌈🌈🌈
Jonah Beck I, too, have been helped by Dan and Phil with mental health and I wanna show support
Phil : Get those _thighs_ out for the lads.
Dan : Are we the lads. I don't wanna be the lad rn.
ROAR 4 not now. But maybe later.
* *cheeky wink* * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My names Dan and you can see mah thigh, why? I don't know, but he's the guy with his flesh on show. What a hoe.
That's.
Our.
Dan.
'Squat for us Linky' Phil, I feel this sets the tone for the rest of the year...
The dan vs phil has evolved from “dan vs phil” to *explosion noise*
Maybe Rice blan flerses phlil
Phil actually nudges dan's sticker off if you watch closely .
it was an accident obviously, jus saying, incase u thought it was on purpose, but that was funny coz they didnt notice XDDDD
THANK YOU i thought nobody noticed
i-
“Is there wifi there?”
asking all the right questions
I looked for the meaning of "nifty" in a dictionary and the example was: "Daniel showed me a nifty trick on his computer". Oh, wow, universe
acayaa a synonym could kinda be *👈finger guns 👉 * prOtIP!
I just looked it up online and one of the examples was "Howell executed a nifty up and under in the post and suddenly it was 14-2."
The universe is trying to tell us something
you should google “ddlb” (in urban dictionary) and look at the first definition
*sees Dan’s Zelda sticker fall off*
Me: *screams* IT FELL OH MY GOD!!
One Click Phil touched it 😂😂😂
Lol
Phil knocked it off! omg
One Click Phil the winner
this is how 2018's gonna play >:)
Phil: "Here's my Zelda"
Dan: "I WANT A DIVORCE"
"don't hurt random civilians and anthropomorphic animals" - the only wholesome Howell we'll see in 2018
"or maybe do" -new, slightly disturbing, Phil 2018
I am living
Jessica Lutgen Since Lady door, Phil has gotten more and more disturbing...
At the end of the video, the sticker fell off and neither of them noticed
phil with that cheeky little *flick*
DiamondWolf15 THE TRUCE HAS BEEN BROKEN!!! Well at least now we know how WW3 started
OMG YEAH MY OCD IS KILLING ME SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED!!
“Get those thighs out for the lads” and other sentences by Phil
Phil: here's my Zelda
Me: turns down volume so I don't have to listen to Dan's lecture about Phil being a spork
Two videos in a week? WHO ARE THESE MAD LADS
They could sense that we’re going through withdrawal since Gamingmas
*pewdiepie's voice* Absolute Mad Lads
Ella H. Emphasis on MaD lAdS
a gift.
“Get your thighs out for the lads”
Thanks phil to the great start of 2018👌
“Whosever sticker falls off first is the loser”
Dans sticker: *dives*
“Bring it on, Howell”
It gives me so much life
Soon to say Dan Vs Phil they're just gonna breathe and expect us to understand that it's a Dan vs Phil
Chloe Theobald we'll know it's a Dan VS Phil because of the cheap explosion effects.
R.J. Penfold too true 😂
They don't even put the effects in anymore. It's just a cough n booh
TBH, we will understand it anyway
you were very correct
You know Phil if you're trying to secretely tell us that you want to grow a beard you can, you're a free man
Jadzia exactly
he’ll for sure look different but he is an adult man with his own options and choices
It might be a little weird with his fringe, but whatever, if he's looking for a style change he shouldn't let his youtube "character"' go in the way, and if he wants to try things out I'm sure tons of us will encourage him
Let’s be honest. We would all watch Dan and Phil do a Lets Play! On anything.
Drink your drugs. Don't do school. Stay in milk. :)
ok :))))
Phil: **"accidentally" takes Dan's sticker off the board**
danandphilgames in 2020: the dan vs. phil intro has become too low for human ears to perceive
Lets come back to this comment in 2020 shall we
Walker Studios yes
Bella Curcio why did you comment 3 times
Honestly someone needs to make a montage of the evolution of the “dan vs Phil”
I gave up on trying to speed up the playback speed I’m just going to listen to them growl and deal with it
"Squat for me Linky"- Phil Lester 2k18
12:58 dan's little smile when phil gets excited over the all or nothing my heart
The short amount of time Dan's part of the Zelda: Breath of the Wild icon stayed on the board surely must be a visual representation of how 2018 will be
"Get those thighs out for the lads"
"Are we the lads?"
69 likes
"OMG that's *so* NIFTY" *Gretchin Lester*
"Stop trying to make *nifty* hapen" *Regina Howell*
Daisy Keaton gold
Awesomeness
Lollll omg yus
Dan: it's just a test of stickiness
*sticker falls off before video ends*
Dan's sticker fell off first lmao
Mrs. Chaton I SAW THAT!!!
Amelia Beaver betrayal :D
You know what's funny? That "Zelda" has the same pronunciation in Spanish that "celda" has, and "celda" means "jail", "cage", etc, so for a moment I had a "Lady door" flashback.
Wan Rocker Queen Cage?
puerta de señorita
A stretch but still funny
....dude
When you run out of room in the dan vs Phil board, you should make the wall behind the couch into a dan vs Phil wall!
Kristina Gonzales thats an epic idea
Yes!!!!
I agree!
Black/Grey background for Dan and blue/ green for Phil
Imagine if they forget to take that down when they move and then the next owners just see a wall of two white dudes and a bunch of poorly made stickers
I love how about 2 seconds after Dan says that the first sticker to fall off shows the true loser, his falls off
Phil pushes it off 🤫
Dan's face in the thumbnail gives me life.
Paracrom same
Lmao
Dan: "Whosever sticker falls off first is the true loser"
Sticker:*falls off about 5 seconds later*
And now we see the wild Dan and Phil, playing Nintendo switch and hibernating during the winter. Dans rations consist of slippers where as Phil's consist of Dans cereal.
Is it just me or does anyone else get stressed when they announce it’s a dan versus Phil and not know who to root for
Izzy Is weird Is this a thing? Do most of you guys root for someone? I just kind of watch for the lols.
Izzy Is weird I root for the underdog. when dan was winning, I was rooting for phil, but letsay if phil were to start winning, I'd root for dan. idk
Lmao i always root for Phil might be biased tho as he's my fav of the two😂💜
I always vote for whoever I think is most deserving which is usually phil because dan is always snarky haha but at some point I just don’t know
My default is Phil. . .he is such a sweet little bean. . .
*”Here’s my Zelda”*
SCREAMS OF EVERYONE
Your dang profile pic is so GaRsH DaNg AdORaBlE
Koreaboo I'm awful I actually didn't realize he said it till Dan pointed it out
me: *sits down at desk ready to start studying for finals*
*opens UA-cam for some *inspirational music**
*sees Dan and Phil video*
me: k nope goodbye B+
Oh my god finals. I have finals tomorrow....
I literally just commented pretty much the same thing I have two exams tomorrow why must they ruin our lives
literally i just did that
-The Tunnel of Friendship- 2018 - The sign of friendship.
“It’s a test of stickiness” “it’s whoever’s sticker falls off first” *dans sticker falls off 5 seconds later*
K Yuen cause Phil knocked it off
tag yourself I’m dans sticker ending it’s own life
If the seal somehow creates an air bed underneath the sand, the viscosity of the sand would become that of a liquid....sorry for the slightly geeky answer there
Albert the Pug that's what I was literally going to comment
geeks sent us to the moon so don’t worry you’ll be fine
I was about to comment that too! I’m glad there are fellow geeks in these comments ^-^
Aw thanks guys, good to know I'm not alone!
“I’m detecting some snek” well I’m detecting some rat
red x purple snek eats the rat
19:12 Phil, precious, if you make that face again I might actually die, you aren't legally allowed to be that adorable
Unrelated to the video but today I went to the book store and TABINOF was on the romance shelf. I screamed.
Natalie Heald who did dat😂
Bow to that person.
Natalie Heald I think you may have Phans in your local area. You may want to start going to other bookstores.
Natalie Heald WHOEVER DID THAT congrats
As these Dan vs. Phil's progress it's getting more and more harder to understand them when they just say "Dan vs. Phil" in the video. 😂
They don’t even say it anymore. They just make random noise😂 I love them
Willow May
Exactly 😂
One day they won't even say anything we'll just automatically know what they're saying
Snowdrop Toad
Tbh they probably will 😂
They could upload a 4-hour-long video of them trying to break each other’s records on random games and I would honestly watch it
Omg did Phil actually accidentally hit Dan's piece off THE TRUCE HAS BEEN BROKEN GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
"whoevers sticker voluntary dives off the board first they are the true loser” _11 seconds later_ dan's falls off
Notice how at the end Phil knocked down Dan's half of the Zelda sticker off the board lol
Why could I understand that “bunbnshs” *fire explosion* “cough” means Dan vs Phil?
omg dan doing the all or nothing in place of phil is the highlight of my year now......
You could say that in this video, Phil was the 'weakest' Link.... :P
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Lol
It’s time to STOP but I love you
This better get pinned
OH MY *WAR FLASHBACKS*
"are you scared phil are you *shookith* right now"
- Dan Howell 2018
Ew, your grammar.
thanks
Ew, grammar nazis on UA-cam comments.
And that is the closest any of us will ever get to the actual Olympics
Or you know, sports in general
"Where's the wifi?"
Yes Dan, asking the important questions 👏🏾
Ikr honestly me in any social situation ever
Stay Frosty.... Royal Milk Tea
Bella Curcio yesss!
mATE
Yes
EAU DE RÉSISTANCE
YES
LMAO DANS STICKER ALREADY FELL OFF THEY DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
can we all please appreciate Dan's face in the thumbnail?
Phil: Katniss Everdeen is qwacking.
Quakeing?
Qwaking?
quacking
Dans voice was higher then my self esteem
Did Phil just...
Verbally say....
"Shoots him in the head"....?
Verbally. Outloud.
I'm dead now.
K CR i thought we all did that
Well the 9 year olds do
K CR so's that lil kid Phil shot
Matt T touché
This video was very *nifty*
When DnP said Stay Frosty I screamed out loud eau de resistance
My family is questioning my sanity 😂
crodrick001 lol me too. I love Expensive Mistakes too
_Aww they shared it, this is a first and I love it._
Uzumaki Sasuke then phil knocks dans off
Spoiler 😭😂
BamBam Does Stuff i hate to be that one person... BUT HELLO AGHASE I LOVE BAMBAM
Yasss Got7
They really King Solomon-ed it
Katniss Everdeen is
*QUACKING*
Dan: Whoever’s sticker voluntarily dives off the board first is the true loser
*Dan’s sticker falls off*
You should play “Normal human face simulator” for Dan vs Phil. It’s a cool, completely non gory and typical game.
*DAN'S STICKER JUMPED OFF AT THE END!!* 😂😂😂 Im Crying!!!
"Stay Frosty"
...
Royal Milk Tea
YESSS
literally same
yes!! thats what i thought of
MANIA
YES
omg they’re such little angels sharing the sticker
Phillip I think Daniel has disowned you for saying “there’s my Zelda”good job phil
*Thighs out for the lads*