How the boys express their anger, an observation. Phil: *makes weird faces while his tongue is out* Dan: *SCREEEAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMs and tries to bite his controller*
p: quit the game jack d: i knew you were gonna do that p: what d: go hit the road jack and don’t you come back p: really d: to the melody of that yeah we spend to much time together phil i think we need some time apart dnp: 😩😩 d: but seriously we’re both really weird
Phil, at the start of the video : "I knew you were going to say something about furries!" Dan, sometimes in the video : "I knew you were gonna do that" .....these guys seriously spent too much time together.
"We can do them as a..." *explosions and mouthing 'Dan vs Phil'* Someone that's new to the phandom- "what's with all the explosions. Why didn't he finish that sentence?" Phandom- "... we knew this day would come...."
I look forward to the indecipherable "dan vs. phil" announcement they do at the beginning of the video but it must be really fuckin' confusing to newcomers.
I'M LIVING FOR THEIR OUTFITS HOLYYY CRAPPP (also love watching crash bandicoot because of how stressed it makes me and how relieved i get if they make it)
so based on my observations, dan won in the first all or nothing and the second all or nothing was unecessary as phil's score was 41.30 and dan's score was 40.86 which means dan won.
Jillian Payne Johnson you’re right but I think that’s just kind of a joke because Dan yelling gets more views/is entertaining for more people than calm gameplay. It’s one of the reasons this channel is so successful, it’s not a bad thing it’s just how they pay their rent.
fun fact: That one hog that no one can jump over - yes i probably cried over how many times i tried it - you actually have to hold the stick up as long as you can cause the longer you hold it up, the higher you jump. Either that or you hold the jump button for as long as you can i haven't played in a while but trust me, it does more difference than you think.
So my seven year old sister looks at my phone and says “his hat is so out of fashion” and I said “ur mum is out of fashion” only to realize we have the same mum
Dan and Phil: **uploaded 13 minutes ago** me: **slams finger on notification** **video is blocked** me: ...I'D RATHER WATCH MY TWO FAVORITE BRITISH MEN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES THAN LISTEN TO SCIENCE CLASS LET ME LIVE MY LIFE GODDAMMIT
Me: I got all my homework handed in on time, and I even made plans with some friends this weekend! I have a life! Dan and Phil: *le upload* Me: Me: yeah never mind
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Dan in THE hat and Phil in THE glasses.
Best. Video. *EVER*
Anna Noel Phil looks so hot in glasses I can’t!
IKR
Anna Noel HELL YES
Jennifer De Koning BLESS
Anna Noel the hat is from my state!
"Where today-"
"WE'REHAVINGAFURRYTHREESOME"
The hat and the glasses.
*I am living*
Hope your truth
only 90s kids remember the og dan vs phil intro which consisted of actual words
Chiara sjkhaha💀tru
Yup
ARMY
Chiara yup 👍
No guys I'm not stupid I'm aware that it was sarcasm 😂
They protecc
They attacc
But most importantly
The sparkly gator hat is bacc
phil in glasses and dan in that one hat? this is the best day ever
dumbblondemallgoth I
**dan and Phil laughing maniacally** the fanservice worked
The glasses. YAS.
dumbblondemallgoth They did it just for us haha
dumbblondemallgoth ikr they look so cute 😍😂😂😅🤣
How the boys express their anger, an observation.
Phil: *makes weird faces while his tongue is out*
Dan: *SCREEEAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMs and tries to bite his controller*
Don't forget- bleeeeeeeeeeppppp bleeeeeeeeeeppppp bleeeeeeeeeeppppp weasel bleeeeeeeeeeppppp
I am dan.
-i broke my Xbox pad because i smashed it on a table when i lost a game.-
Dan's *quiet response* is the closest we'll ever get to an actual non-scream reaction
An19941 ikr
An19941 beat me to it
i kno2
DAN IS WEARING WHITE?
PHIL IS WEARING BLACK?
Whaaaat?
Jéssica Cevey :/ what's next? They swap sides? Please no, my eyes are still re-adjusting
The world is ending
Call the police
*oh dear*
I just wanted to tell you that I love your profile picture. 💜 Heckin cute shibe
Dan is wearing white and phil is wearing black. 2018 is going to be an amazing year
Yeah with ssb5 on the switch.
Lmao true
DaN iS tUrNiNg iNtO PhIl
There has been a switch in the space time continuum
I just realized oml
“I’m the master of time, space, and oral physics”
~ Dan Howell 2k18
Oral -fixation- physics...
I think he said "all physics" but idk
All of**
Alyssa F *all of physics*
Okay I didn’t know he said all cause I heard it as oral but shhh we can pretend 😂
Take a moment to appreciate how far the “Dan versus Phil” vocal has turned into soft explosions
Jenna Amore at least dan isn’t screaming
now it isn’t even a thing anymore :(
Soft and neat
aw it did
When you've been here long enough to know "puh *cough* booh" means "Dan vs. Phil"
O. Henry we're the eldest here
They dont even utter words anymore lmao i love 'em 😂
*I choose you Phil- achu!*
And you are my pikachu
bless you
Well finally Dan is living his truth.
ur furry boy
ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ And we all appreciate it
Wholesome Howell
This hits different 😁
And dan is questioning why he has furries on his explore page
I wonder... how many whole controllers are in dan's stomach after all these years
666
Its gotta be at least 69
furry vore
With the Oral Fixation, we can only assume 2000.
Over 9000
“Ace Ventura Pet FUCKER”
Now in theaters. *Must be 18 to enter
charlotte Dorey 😂😂😂
p: quit the game jack
d: i knew you were gonna do that
p: what
d: go hit the road jack and don’t you come back
p: really
d: to the melody of that yeah we spend to much time together phil i think we need some time apart
dnp: 😩😩
d: but seriously we’re both really weird
*I love how weird they are and they should never be apart*
“we’re going to do them as a.....”
*_coU Gh_*
EchoedCosmo a
:)
OH YOU WATCH DNP???
MOM
COSMO OMG YOU WATCH DNP
This video: *Inappropriate and disturbing jokes and Dan eating the controller*
Isn't that every video though.
Madeleine C pretty much
DAN EXPOSING PHIL FOR SWEARING WHILE HE PLAYS FORTNITE I’M DYING
wait when did he swear in the fortnite
when he was playing it on his own time, off camera
Oh yes my favorite DanAndPhilGames video, "Dan and Phil's bareback adventure"
Periodt 😌💅
Ahhhh 💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿
ah yes
Phil, at the start of the video : "I knew you were going to say something about furries!"
Dan, sometimes in the video : "I knew you were gonna do that"
.....these guys seriously spent too much time together.
Kinda goals tho 👉👈
Coronavirus: “And I took that personally.”
DanVsPhilBoard: mostly full (on both sides)
Dan and Phil: let’s make bigger stickers.
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
that gatorland cap is bacc
"did I actually say that? Wow I'm so creative"
*im just living my truth, phil*
camaka I hate it
this hits different
@@catherinelaponder4497 aaa was waiting for this comment
shit
Dan: my resolution is to not scream
....
Me: turns down volume in preparation
Lmao true
Riley S. same ikr
Aghh same
Ace Ventura, Pet Fucker.
Starring Daniel Howell.
Mazabrei i just realised they didn't bleep that
Mazabrei Oh dear
100% on rotten tomatoes.
It's gone from
*DAN VS PHIL!*
to
*eh bwoo*
Mood tbh
How they used to say dan vs Phil:
“Dan Vs. Phil!”
How they now say Dan vs Phil:
*blows air* ( *coughs* )
The one time that Dan just went : pfftpfftpfftpfft
41.03 was Phil's score 40.86 was Dan's, just incase you were wondering. Dan won fair and square
this is precisely why i came to the comment section thank u
NikkiBames thanks for spoiling it
Phil wearing glasses is my new religion
Bless you for this comment
Nicole the Fangirl THE PHANDOM IS NOW BECOMING A RELIGION. It is possible am I right?
It's *been* my religion.
Mackenzie yassss my religion
Same !!
live your truth daniel, we accept you
dab howlter I agree
👐❤
You're a great grandson. :')
sup Dab
666 likes...
let's just leave it at that
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
His oral fixation is bacc
I canttt
MOST BLEEPED SENTENCE ON DANANDPHILGAMES THIS IS A HISTORICAL MOMENT
When
"We can do them as a..."
*explosions and mouthing 'Dan vs Phil'*
Someone that's new to the phandom- "what's with all the explosions. Why didn't he finish that sentence?"
Phandom- "... we knew this day would come...."
KatieIs Trash4 what are they going to do on the next one?
Vivian B
.... Maybe they'll just look blankly into the camera and have the explosions
KatieIs Trash4 OMG YESSSS
Vivian B
That would be great though 😂
‘a rat with pneumonia’ i representation of Dan’s life
Lmao “some time apart”
*NOT EVEN IN HELL DANNY BOI*
That would be the most bleeped sentence since the last time they played crash bandicoot
Petition for Phil to wear his glasses in every video.
Vanessa Plourde yes PLEASE
Dan keeps saying "left" and "right" to district Phil, but unless he has learned which one's which I don't think it's going to have any effect
Raq Rb I don't know if this is making a jab at Dan or at Phil, but you're not wrong 😂
I love this that’s so true😂😂
I love how the "dan vs. phil" intro has turned into seconds of silence. I wonder what someone would think who didn't know what they meant
Phil singing Evanescence is life.
would you say that it
Brings you to life
a skull-full of chocolate that was a LIT addition 👏👏👏
a skull-full of chocolate i was gonna say that😂
Phil: *snorts*
Me: OH it’s pig!
Phil: It’s a hog
Me: pig is close
Phil: if you said pig you don’t get it
Me: oh.
Blinded By Fairy Lights Sammmme
Dan: you idiot
Me: ah .__.
I’m so happy to see Dan living his truth. 2018 is about self-love and mounting jungle cats. God bless.
Is it just me or does Dan seen more self assured recently?
This aged well 😂
This comment is still relevant which is awesome :)
“Bear”
“bEAAaR
“BEEeEeEearrR”
“wHy aRe yOu eAtiNg mY kAyAk?”
_“BEEEAAARRR ITS SEPTEMBER. WHY ARE YOU HERREEE?”_
Alyssa F hi again! 😂😊🙌
Yessss I love that video
azraz13 BEAR. BEAR STOP THAT!
the phandøm phamily with a løve for drama Hiya!
On that bit I was just remembering how dans nickname is bear
"thankfully I'm free of this smelly orange guy" me in 2020 after the election
😂unless. You know. It happens again.
Gray Boor Same tbh
Hopefully Hungary after our election in April 😂
Gray Boor FHFHHAHAH
holy shit i thought the exact same thing
The polar bear is so happy hes sitting atop his frozen kidnapper
I look forward to the indecipherable "dan vs. phil" announcement they do at the beginning of the video but it must be really fuckin' confusing to newcomers.
I'm noticing a trend in the D&P videos lately...
A very *furry* trend... hmm.
SuperJanGames IKR
SuperJanGames I blame Dan
I love furries
so subtle.
such subtext.
Dan's very good at hinting.
yes good job
That Bi Canadian maybe we all are.
maybe we all don't exist.
maybe it's Maybelline.
Did Daniel and Philip swap clothes? 🤔
Bret Valdez nah
i was just thinking that
oH i get it... god i'm so slow
freaking crybaby Dan wearing white and a light denim hat is very alarming lol
Bret Valdez it is
Dan: **eats controller**
Me: same
Phil's shirt is messing with my sight,
LSD has nothing on that print, holy crap
When I saw furries, I thought Dan was responsible for this.
Alyssa F same
TwentyØnePiløtsMelanieP!ATD Lover he probably did title this video tbh. Or if Phil did it, it was to make fun of Dan 😂
Phil with is glasses
Awesomeizzy X OMG ik 😍❤
Awesomeizzy X exactly!
Awesomeizzy X and Dan with his hat lol 😂
💖❣💕💗❣💘💓
This needs to be a permanent thing
It’s March and I’m still waiting on y’all to play Getting Over It again. I’m really not letting this one go.
Alyssa F yes!!! They gotta play again
Alyssa F stop commenting
i guess you could say youre having a hard time *getting over it* because they haven't played it in awhile
im sorry ill leave
Madie Abby
She can comment as much as she wants it's called freedom of speech. So leave her alone.
KatieIs Trash4 Ily
Me to my lover: You know, I learned an important lesson this morning.
Lover: What's that?
Me: God is a bandicoot
Mariah Harper that’s my favourite Ariana song
I'M LIVING FOR THEIR OUTFITS HOLYYY CRAPPP (also love watching crash bandicoot because of how stressed it makes me and how relieved i get if they make it)
Dan: "phil playing fortnite. Career-ending language."
...
*complexhowell get on this*
THEY HAVE SWITCHED AESTHETICS. IM CRAFTING ITS SO WHOLESOME
so based on my observations, dan won in the first all or nothing and the second all or nothing was unecessary as phil's score was 41.30 and dan's score was 40.86 which means dan won.
aestheteedith Im pretty sure Phil landed a bit further away than Dan did, so Phil had actually won
I can confirm, Phil landed past the spiky log and Dan did not. Phil should’ve won despite the slight time difference
Phil just wanted an excuse to say all or nothing again.
Either way we get more content
@@sophtatic And we should never say no to content!
Dan keeps saying he’s made it his resolution to not yell, but he’s yelled in every video...multiple times...
Jillian Payne Johnson you’re right but I think that’s just kind of a joke because Dan yelling gets more views/is entertaining for more people than calm gameplay. It’s one of the reasons this channel is so successful, it’s not a bad thing it’s just how they pay their rent.
fallenconstellations I’m not hating I just want Dan to live his truth lol
The Jat has returned and I'm kinda diggin it
Anna Woods yep
Same in love with it
Jat
Same tho
polar bear = a rat with pneumonia
Dan: I’m not posh, I’m just articulate.
Also Dan: 14:51
Yes
*reads title*
Finally the confession I’ve been waiting for
TheLifeOfNewt Oh hey! I was expecting to find you here!! ^-^
Friend Molly!
"Ride a tiger, and you'll be 10 years younger"
*Life Advice Lester*
i feel enlightened
I read this a soon a he said it
fun fact: That one hog that no one can jump over - yes i probably cried over how many times i tried it - you actually have to hold the stick up as long as you can cause the longer you hold it up, the higher you jump. Either that or you hold the jump button for as long as you can
i haven't played in a while but trust me, it does more difference than you think.
I live for Phil’s “all or nothing”. Never fails to make me smile
So my seven year old sister looks at my phone and says “his hat is so out of fashion” and I said “ur mum is out of fashion” only to realize we have the same mum
mynameskyla are you sure about that
God you are lame
At least you tried 😂😂😂😂
Um yeah, I've done that before, can't say it works too well...
mynameskyla It reminds me of early 2000's Britney Spears
Dan take off the hat we want to see the curls
Natalie Alfera ikr
Natalie Alfera I know right
Natalie Alfera ikr
"It's a polar bear"
*insert Dan saying "don't get offended" to a polar bear plushie*
okay phil has been wearing so much black this year and i am LIVING
I was going to listen to music. But then they uploaded and I had to watch. Fall Out Boy can wait.
Samidoesstuff
Fall Out Boy can always wait for Dan and Phil
You going to see the tour
Dan and Phil: **uploaded 13 minutes ago**
me: **slams finger on notification**
**video is blocked**
me: ...I'D RATHER WATCH MY TWO FAVORITE BRITISH MEN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES THAN LISTEN TO SCIENCE CLASS LET ME LIVE MY LIFE GODDAMMIT
Go live your truth
Why was the video blocked??? Can that happen??? I'm getting paranoid
Science is worth it
They're in school, the school internet is probably blocking it
I was in school the district was blocking the video lol
will I ever stop asking for blindfolded geoguessr
the answer is no
Bella Curcio how is that even gonna work
I agree
Bella Curcio I second this
This needs to be a thing
You'll stop when they do it
Only 90s kids remember dan and Phil’s bareback adventure
Sara Rambo o.o
THEY FIRGOT TO ADD THE DAN VS PHIL SOUND YOU HAD ONE JOB
kiwigirl48 😂😂😂
OnE JoB
i’m here and immediately weirded out within the first 10 seconds
spaceypaste I love your profile picture!!
same
SAME
That's me with any Dan and Phil video.
spaceypaste Same
i'm at my friends house and just read "furry throwdown" out loud and she went "ew"
isla I would've been the same way..just so long as Dan isn't the intense ones..those ones are cringy and weird af.. lol
Dan wearing a hat , Phil wearing glasses…
DAN AND PHIL ACCESSORIES 🕶👒
Me: I got all my homework handed in on time, and I even made plans with some friends this weekend! I have a life!
Dan and Phil: *le upload*
Me:
Me: yeah never mind
where was my notificussy 😭
Jessica I didnt have one either... 💁
Your fault for not having them turned on you spork
I didn’t get one either
SwiftlyPhan no they’re not working for some reason
Jessica is this a new thing now? noticussy
Phil is wearing dark clothes!????
Dan is wearing bright clothes!??????
WHATS HAPPENING
“I choose you Philachu”
I swear this man can’t get any more wholesome
*dies immediately*
Dan:BLEEEEEEEEEEEPWEASELBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
😂😂😂
i always have to take a moment when they upload because i forget how beautiful they really are
ultimate trash same
Who doesn’t
Lets just take a few moments of silence and appreciate Daniel’s hat.
14:50 here's dan swearing, which i'm sure you wanted the time stamp to since we all love it
This video was so entertaining to watch! They're both so naturally enthusiastic and inro it! Yes
Dan: damn nature, you scary
Me: wtf is a nature?
CupcakeDoes Animation I think it's a type of metal?
E maybe it's a type of food?
CupcakeDoes Animation loving that reference from 2005
After watching this back I noticed that Phil got after the spiky wood thing BUT dan died before the spiky thing. PHIL LOOK AT THE FOOTAGE NEXT TIME
DanAndPhilPHAN Wait to go philllllllll
that was just how far they got thrown after they died
thats how far they got thrown after they died and if you look phil had 41 seconds and dan only had 40
PHILLLLLLL
Thank you Phil for showing the ASL sign for tiger in the beginning lol
If you remember 'Dan and Phil's Bareback Adventure!' you qualify for a senior discount
they both look so good wtf
jungkook is whipped your username and PFP😍😩
I'm really proud of Dan's personal growth. He didn't insist that his first go didn't count and demand another. He's come so far. 😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤
Mazabrei i'm not even sure if you're being serious or not
We have such low expectations
R. H. True 😂
Mazabrei Honestly my exact reaction
Can we just take a moment and realize that of all questions that the bear could be asking Dan had it ask why Crash is wearing shoes... 😂😂
phil: it's a hog
me: i'll just give myself the pig point. close enough
phil: if you said pig, you don't get the point
dan: idiot
me: oh OKAAAAY