@@TheOnlyCaprisun Never say that again you moldy bag of Nickelodeon slime. You scratched-up Katy Perry’s Greatest Hits CD. You Jack Daniel’s Bottle with a pair of tacky 90’s sunglasses and a goatee.
Because Chef Jonathan on his own -- as in, the base, unedited, un-Things'd Chef J -- is charming as shit, and those videos are at least mildly entertaining. This guy... bless his heart, he tries. But there's a reason most chefs prefer to stay on the line and not have to talk to tables.
What do we look like, waiters? Next you’re gonna say everyone should ask if I need a refill on my large Sierra Mist or if everything’s to my liking. No. Just let me eat and leave me alone.
@@aarondavis8943 the newspaper seems to be related on a seemingly overlooked joke on Nintedno Weak & The Narsty Narwhal (timestamp on 0:38): the missing members of the crew are just "resting comfortably" after being attacked by a "giant narwhal"
@@Deadfurr Ellie DaThings is a she, not a him. Unless you mean the cake-decorating gentleman in the video who is inexplicably not Chef Jonathan Lonathan.
@@governor_explosion _Excuse_ you for referring to him by his deadname: we should all be supportive of his transition into the large, curly-haired guy that he always was inside, and only recently had the courage to accept. You go, Paul! 🧑🍳🏳️⚧️🧑🍳
So I'm expecting Whether to Food to be Chef Lonathan's endless ruminations on the ethics of food. Unable to fully grasp the Shakespearian question of food morality, he will get a visit from Nanny, The, returning from her trip to the Black Lodge.
Hello again! DJK here to talk about Dathings' "Little d", the finer details of YTP's that you might not have noticed! Remember to turn on Closed Captions and try to spot all you can yourself. 0:00 The very first frame says "Knives Out 3: Foodunnit?" 0:58 Notice that the current time is 10:58, which is just about 11:00. 1:37 The flavor text on the side is a direct reference to a YTP known as "The Fesh Pince of Blair", created by KroboProductions. Would highly recommend. 1:39 The Coke he uses for the icing has his name on it. 2:48 The flavor text here is making fun of the British. 4:56 ... ... Well... Uh... I mean... Orby made their first appearance back in "YTP - Seeder Point", in which the head Safety officer specifically advised not to mention the incident to anyone. I believe in the previous installment of the "to Food" series, Chef Jonathan Lonathan accidentally summoned Orby by mentioning its name aloud, and thus far was never seen again. 5:00 Captain Jake Calebson first appeared in "See Captain Date Men All Day". But I believe it was mentioned in a news article found in "Nintedno Weak and the Narsty Narwhal" that the Captain had crashed his boat the S.S. Mushroom. The date mentioned in the article even lines up with when the YTP took place... I'll be honest... other than this, I've got nothing. I'll need some help if I'm going to dig further into this mystery...
4:42 As the video starts to reach the Pixelation Event Horizon, the text at the side can be just about read as the word "HELP" 5:20 I believe the person who appears behind the text for a short time is Radicchio Lonathan (former CEO of Food) who was referenced in Where to Food. The fact that he appears as the text starts talking about "the folks involved" perhaps hints that at least one person they are referring to is him.
5:15 seems to be a reference to Jonathan Lonathan's poem, "Blueberries". Specifically the last four lines: "Over that frozen harbor / Blueberries falling from the sky / Kill, kill blueberries / You can make sure they all die."
I've been going through a lot of YTPs here and I think I've found something interesting. In "Where to Food", the same one where Radicchio and the other members of the Lonathan family are mentioned, the next title card has one frame where it says "Aren't you forgetting someone, Johnathan?". It's not immediately obvious what it's referring to, as there's a reasonably large gap between the discussion of relatives and the title card, but I'm sure it's referring to it after looking into other things. I pulled up the news article in "Nintedno Weak and the Narsty Narwhal" due to the connection to the news article seen at 5:00, and noticed that that news article mentions a Mickey Lonathan, who also went missing/died in the ship wreck and is not mentioned in the Lonathan family round up. What this MEANS, I don't know.
He's trapped in Orby's castle, but will soon escape and team up with his wife Mina Lonathina, Faest McGunman, Pupin the 3rdst, and Dr. Rabbit van Helsing to defeat The Count once and for all
I need to share that when the thirsty little flower segment happened I was watching this with a group of friends and I genuinely could not stop laughing for a good three, four minutes. One of those full-body, headache-inducing laughter fits. Phenomenal blindside.
This cake recipe is too complicated - even for Chef Jonathon Lonathon. Thankfully we have Chef Paul Ball.... but it seems he's in trouble with the government over "the incident"..... um.....
Maybe it's just the reverb, but I think DaThings is the only content creator I've ever followed who's made me think, "I'm really enjoying the addition of fart jokes."
YOOOO as a dedicated Orby fan I am unbelievably hype to see Orby Lore (Lorby?) breach containment! Makes sense, its their favorite hobby. Excited to see where this goes!! (And I gotta say, having this imposter chef replace Jonathan really adds to the dissonance horror- what happen to him?)
this video premiering gave me a new discovery in youtube having premiere cards for videos in 4:3 hopefully we discover other aspect ratios youtube has for premieres and such in the future!
I can't wait for the final episode of this FOOD saga, also this very cool what you did, Ellie, you're using like some form of analog SCP level of storytelling for the final chapter, I am definitely going to miss this YTP series, I also hope that Jonathan is okay
Hype for Whether to Food Also, I've never seen a poop series like this, esp with the idea of it being episodic from this to the next one. There's some storytelling happening through a poop and I love it
I had 500 mg EDIBLE. I am high as a truck and wow. I cannot believe that a) I missed this in the Chef Jonnython Lonnython antho,ogy and b) that this exists as a subversion of any preconceived expectations of the series whilst eliciting a myriad of emotions I never thought I would have felt before. holy moly
hey it's my birthday tomorrow so if you want to say "happy birthday bestie" um... whatever.
ko-fi.com/elliespectacular
happy bestie, birthday!
Birthy Happday!
Happy birthday bestie
Happy Bappy Dappy
Happy Bestie, birthday!! 🎈
This feels like meeting a new step dad for the first time
how many times has this happened for you to be able to recognize that feeling
@@st555ne Lol, that was pretty good. You got me there.
Seems like you have a sus mom
it really does
@@st555netoo many man. Too many.
Seeing someone besides Jonathan Lonathan was honestly kinda shocking, biggest twist of 2022 without question
Paul is Jonathan Lonathan's friend
Maybe he was kidnapped by French Bread also known as Fred who is the final member of the Lonathan Family.
@@guavamax420 Fun fact: Paul is actually gender-bent Paula Dean making his first appearance in reality
I miss Jonathan Lonathan
Instructions unclear, I peed in the plastic bag and squeezled it all over... something, idk
as long as you didn't squeezle it all over your NICE CAR.
As long as you didn't get too turnt
You just need to know a simple baking secret.
Did you use your turntable
I'm so excited to know even more thanks to chef jonathan lonathan
Edit: I've been tricked and bamboozled
Backstabbed and betrayed, like a sneaky theif. A Sneif.
We've been schmeckledorfed!
@@TheOnlyCaprisun Never say that again you moldy bag of Nickelodeon slime. You scratched-up Katy Perry’s Greatest Hits CD. You Jack Daniel’s Bottle with a pair of tacky 90’s sunglasses and a goatee.
@@ninjabluefyre3815 Calm down, Heinz Doofenschmirtz.
I’m sorry. I’m so cynical right now I’m corrosive 💀
Would you say that they…swindled you? 🎩
Poor guy. Wasn't overly confident like Jonathan was. Hope he's doing okay.
I fear that he might fooded him
um
With a name like Jonathon Lonathon, he was born to be confident
I'm sure he's "Resting Comfortably"
If he can produce little low-res twerkers then he's fine by me.
After so many videos only showing the CEO’s perspective, it’s about time we get to know the wisdom of a lowly Chef of Food
When the screen said "I am so alone and scared" I really felt that
i felt my heart sink
My nuts fell loose.
Why tf does just seeing a different guy in that kitchen make me so uncomfortable?!
I know right? Where's Chef Jonathan Lonathan?
Maybe it has something to do with him asking you to pee on him?
How dare he stand where Jonathan Lonathan once stood?
Because Chef Jonathan on his own -- as in, the base, unedited, un-Things'd Chef J -- is charming as shit, and those videos are at least mildly entertaining. This guy... bless his heart, he tries. But there's a reason most chefs prefer to stay on the line and not have to talk to tables.
@@chuckporter9526 Um...
I don't know what was more cursed: the "um, um, um" compilation or the "thirsty little flower" reference.
what about [REDACTED]?
Reference?
The thirsty flower bit had loling
they always ask how to food, why to food, what to food, who to food and when to food - but never how the food is
What do we look like, waiters?
Next you’re gonna say everyone should ask if I need a refill on my large Sierra Mist or if everything’s to my liking.
No. Just let me eat and leave me alone.
How is the food?
It's...food.
Oh, no.
Never thought I'd see the day when a YTP series dips into Analog Horror but here we are.
It's a natural fit really
What was the text referring to? It read like a press memo inside google or facebook after some scandal. Perhaps Subway after Jared revelations?
@@aarondavis8943 I suppose we'll find out next time, won't we?
@@aarondavis8943 the newspaper seems to be related on a seemingly overlooked joke on Nintedno Weak & The Narsty Narwhal (timestamp on 0:38): the missing members of the crew are just "resting comfortably" after being attacked by a "giant narwhal"
It's not the first time this has happened...
A better question than 'Who to Food?' is 'Where is Chef Jonathan Lonathan?'
One answers the other,
He was fooded
@@e5858 Orby's. We have the meats.
@@abitofabitofabit4404 "Of or Belonging to Arby"
Okay, uh...um...uh...
Hold me, Chef Jonathan Lonathan, I'm scared
**casually starts an ARG**
My thoughts exactly, what is this guy planning.....
@@Deadfurr Ellie DaThings is a she, not a him.
Unless you mean the cake-decorating gentleman in the video who is inexplicably not Chef Jonathan Lonathan.
@@governor_explosion _Excuse_ you for referring to him by his deadname: we should all be supportive of his transition into the large, curly-haired guy that he always was inside, and only recently had the courage to accept.
You go, Paul! 🧑🍳🏳️⚧️🧑🍳
@@governor_explosion okay then... my bad
not every horror video is an arg
So I'm expecting Whether to Food to be Chef Lonathan's endless ruminations on the ethics of food. Unable to fully grasp the Shakespearian question of food morality, he will get a visit from Nanny, The, returning from her trip to the Black Lodge.
L! O! L!
He was so close lmao “pocket full of……(just gives up)”
"Plop plop plop, you're creative and artistic.....[ends w/credits]." 😂😂
God I love it when poopers reference each other 💖
I wondered if the carrot was going to die
That carrot is the ideal NFL team
That MAN was dead. ...LoL. ...Man sauce.
It's not a drink. More like a drink.
@@JB52520 or if it would just sit there the whole game
The Layer Cake joke is iconic
Beautiful carrot. He'll just sit there the whole game.
well, that carrot dropped the fruit punch, and they never put him back in the fridge so obviously he was gonna get the knife
@@Linepiece777 It was a one night stand in the kitchen.
Even without the editing, this show seems like the most awkward cooking show ever made. 😆😆😆😆
How exciting! An ARG in the Food™ Cinematic Universe :O
Hello again! DJK here to talk about Dathings' "Little d", the finer details of YTP's that you might not have noticed!
Remember to turn on Closed Captions and try to spot all you can yourself.
0:00 The very first frame says "Knives Out 3: Foodunnit?"
0:58 Notice that the current time is 10:58, which is just about 11:00.
1:37 The flavor text on the side is a direct reference to a YTP known as "The Fesh Pince of Blair", created by KroboProductions. Would highly recommend.
1:39 The Coke he uses for the icing has his name on it.
2:48 The flavor text here is making fun of the British.
4:56 ...
...
Well...
Uh...
I mean...
Orby made their first appearance back in "YTP - Seeder Point", in which the head Safety officer specifically advised not to mention the incident to anyone.
I believe in the previous installment of the "to Food" series, Chef Jonathan Lonathan accidentally summoned Orby by mentioning its name aloud, and thus far was never seen again.
5:00 Captain Jake Calebson first appeared in "See Captain Date Men All Day". But I believe it was mentioned in a news article found in "Nintedno Weak and the Narsty Narwhal" that the Captain had crashed his boat the S.S. Mushroom. The date mentioned in the article even lines up with when the YTP took place...
I'll be honest... other than this, I've got nothing. I'll need some help if I'm going to dig further into this mystery...
4:42 As the video starts to reach the Pixelation Event Horizon, the text at the side can be just about read as the word "HELP"
5:20 I believe the person who appears behind the text for a short time is Radicchio Lonathan (former CEO of Food) who was referenced in Where to Food. The fact that he appears as the text starts talking about "the folks involved" perhaps hints that at least one person they are referring to is him.
Read this in an "analog horror series explained" voice lol
When I first watched Seeder Point, I did not think 0rby would be the center of the DaThings YTP Extended Universe, but here we are.
5:15 seems to be a reference to Jonathan Lonathan's poem, "Blueberries". Specifically the last four lines: "Over that frozen harbor / Blueberries falling from the sky / Kill, kill blueberries / You can make sure they all die."
I've been going through a lot of YTPs here and I think I've found something interesting. In "Where to Food", the same one where Radicchio and the other members of the Lonathan family are mentioned, the next title card has one frame where it says "Aren't you forgetting someone, Johnathan?". It's not immediately obvious what it's referring to, as there's a reasonably large gap between the discussion of relatives and the title card, but I'm sure it's referring to it after looking into other things. I pulled up the news article in "Nintedno Weak and the Narsty Narwhal" due to the connection to the news article seen at 5:00, and noticed that that news article mentions a Mickey Lonathan, who also went missing/died in the ship wreck and is not mentioned in the Lonathan family round up.
What this MEANS, I don't know.
...so we just gonna ignore the post-credits sequence? All these videos are interconnected?
It's an ARG I bet.
That got damn creepy at the end. I quite like that!
The next stunning episode in the YTP Food cinematic universe.
The Foodiverse.
WHERE'S CHEF JONATHAN LONATHAN IS HE BEING HELD CAPTIVE
I regret to report that Chef Jonathan Lonathan is now Food.
@@abitofabitofabit4404 NOOOOOO
@@abitofabitofabit4404 “Oh no! I’m food. Nobody has to know…”
He's trapped in Orby's castle, but will soon escape and team up with his wife Mina Lonathina, Faest McGunman, Pupin the 3rdst, and Dr. Rabbit van Helsing to defeat The Count once and for all
"It's not a drink, more like a drink" OGs will know
whooaaoohw
Who wants a drink?
Drink, five-hour energy, DRINK five hour energy (five hour energy) drink, DRINK
OGs will _nOo0oo_
Carlton: Hey, Jonathan Lonathan, would you make me a sandwich?
Jonathan Lonathan: ...... No.
1:36 Love to see Fesh Pince of Blair still having such an influence on modern YTPs :D
Oh damn. I thought i recognized that phrase.
Drink 5-hour Energy, it's not a drink more like a drink.
wait that's from fesh pince? i thought it was the crystal pepsi video?
Initial thoughts: Chef Jonathan Lonathan has let himself go.
Jonathan Letgonathan
Gone-athan
@@ChargeQM
Gonathan
Seeing how he's disappeared, I guess you could say Jonathan
Ate it
He couldn’t stand the heat, so he had to get out of the kitchen.
So that's what I've been doing wrong, getting too turnt.
😭 this whole vid is a trip but the sudden steam powered giraffe and the subsequent analogue horror ending knocked my soul out of my body
You always make my day better when you post a new YTP.
These Noisepuppet references are warming my heart.
I need to share that when the thirsty little flower segment happened I was watching this with a group of friends and I genuinely could not stop laughing for a good three, four minutes. One of those full-body, headache-inducing laughter fits. Phenomenal blindside.
An ARG inside of a YTP series to do with chef Jonathon Lₒₙₐₜₕₒₙ?
HELL YEAH
How do you do that text thing?
@@saagabragi6938 i went to a different website to generate that text c: it's called subtext if you wanna look it up!
@@DasOmen02
How do i google for it?
@@DasOmen02
I can't just search "subtext" on google, that isn't how you find it because subtext is an actual word.
@@saagabragi6938 Search for subtext generator
This cake recipe is too complicated - even for Chef Jonathon Lonathon. Thankfully we have Chef Paul Ball.... but it seems he's in trouble with the government over "the incident"..... um.....
um
Lot of food YTPs lately; have you been editing while hungry?
"Its important you don't get too turnt"
too late
The Sir Duke bit at 1:10 destroyed me, as did the subtle Fesh Pince reference
when he said "it's caking time" and started caking all over, truly one of the moments ever
That line about STEM and space is perfect!
This went from "Funny food YTP" to "Backrooms" real quick...
Maybe it's just the reverb, but I think DaThings is the only content creator I've ever followed who's made me think, "I'm really enjoying the addition of fart jokes."
The "simple flower" to a "plaint" joke was marvelous
Happy bday Ellie! I hope your cake has either 2B or no 2B on it.
...What an ominous ending.
3:04 thank goodness another video confirms Leonardo and his cake. I am fully into the DathingsVerse
Uhm...uh...ah....uhm...
Dude fooded so hard he won the 2020 presidential election
Was not expecting the Archie Manning cameo. All the way from the iconic YTP “The Ideal NFL Team.” Incredible
0:26 I’m glad UA-cam finally supports 4K decorating.
You've gone too far, DaThings... Thank You!
...& for the 🥕🎂 too, um.
Edit: now I'm gonna go play in the park
Woah! Lore! This is getting really exciting!
And happy birthday Ellie! Thanks for all the years of spectacular YTPs!
haha 'I'm just a thirsty little flower that you can water' killed me
YOOOO as a dedicated Orby fan I am unbelievably hype to see Orby Lore (Lorby?) breach containment! Makes sense, its their favorite hobby. Excited to see where this goes!!
(And I gotta say, having this imposter chef replace Jonathan really adds to the dissonance horror- what happen to him?)
"It's not a drink, more like a drink" lol damn that's a deep cut
"Ring around the rosette, pocket full of... Something... I dunno."
Top 10 twists in anime
I was not ready to move on from Jonathan Lonathan
Woe to Food is going to be epic.
I sure got worried seeing the Orby credit before seeing it
everyone just politely not mentioning this becoming a horror movie in the third act
“It’s not a drink, more like a drink”
Nice…
Next up: *The ultimate guide to FOODING, When, Why, Where, Who, What, and How!*
People always ask who to food. But people never ask 🧠WHOMST’D’VE🧠 to food.
The last thing I fucking expected was a Steam Powered Giraffe remix lmao, well done
this video premiering gave me a new discovery in youtube having premiere cards for videos in 4:3
hopefully we discover other aspect ratios youtube has for premieres and such in the future!
Oh no! It's food.
I can't wait for the final episode of this FOOD saga, also this very cool what you did, Ellie, you're using like some form of analog SCP level of storytelling for the final chapter, I am definitely going to miss this YTP series, I also hope that Jonathan is okay
Dr. Ing. h. c. F. Porsche AG is something to be taken seriously
To food or not to food, that is the question.
Fesh Pince reference was refreshing.
Almost as refreshing as an ice cold Coca Cola™
Here for the premiere! Please heart this
“Some folks make sure that it’s nice and straight……. screw that”
That was uhm, uh, uhm, uhh-h, uhm, ah, uh, uhm, a good video
Creepy~
But nothing some SPG can't fix. I love when you include them!
Jonathan Lonathan being replaced legitimately made me gasp.
Hearing a Persona song is something I really didn't expect lol
babe wake up new food lore just dropped
If you ever run out of titles for this series can I suggest :
How 2:
Food.
Hype for Whether to Food
Also, I've never seen a poop series like this, esp with the idea of it being episodic from this to the next one. There's some storytelling happening through a poop and I love it
That ending was DAAAAARK.
The Porsche portion was very delectable.
that noisepuppet reference with the saints guy warmed my heart :-)
Nice.
Also, happy birthday, Ellie!
I love how you even have a credit for the thirsty little flower meme
hE'd jUsT sIt ThErE tHe WhOlE gAmE
Better than the ending of empire strikes back.
Where's Chef Jonathan Lonathan!?? *WHERE IS HE YOU SICK MONSTER!?!?*
i will never not laugh at max reverb fart noises
I literally had a dream about "Jonathan Lonathan" last night and I hope that makes you happy
Your brain stole him. Give him back.
I had 500 mg EDIBLE. I am high as a truck and wow. I cannot believe that a) I missed this in the Chef Jonnython Lonnython antho,ogy and b) that this exists as a subversion of any preconceived expectations of the series whilst eliciting a myriad of emotions I never thought I would have felt before. holy moly
I cake decorate as a hobby and this exactly how to do it.
That's not Johnathan Lonathan. Who is this? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM?
Happy Birthday!!!! @DaThings 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 ✨✨✨✨✨
You did NOT just YTMPV 'Sir Duke' by Stevie Wonder 1:10 😂😂😂
Um um um um um um um um…. Good Sentence mixing as always! Considering the last minute, this video is only the icing on the cake I’m guessing :P