{YTP} ~ What to Food
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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Come along with Chef Jonathan Lonathan as we learn how to make pancakes again I think.
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So where can I get that Mammoth Cup?
Asking for a friend.
teespring.com/shop/a-mammoth
I would try the paper factory
Either that or a vat of meten moltal.
*qup
@@shiningarmor2838 i ended up with a Milhouse
Sometimes you create words that never leave my vocabulary, and 'thermomets' is one of them.
How do you even use that word? Like, after someone mentions a thermometer?
Asking so I can use it too
@@maverickREAL "Ah yes, a thermometer. It thermomets."
This a great day for ytp uploads
Broke: A polyamorous relationship with three participants.
Woke: T H R E E O P L E
"It's hot today. At least 300 thermomets."
"300 years ago, when you were being taught how to cook your mom or dad, your chef would look at you and he would say, 'REKT.'"
- Chef Jonathan Lonathan
"Why is my food breathing": How A Farm Visit Turned Me Vegetarian by Jonathannes Lonathannes
Wait till you realize that plants breathe too and fresh-picked, immediately eaten ones are probably still breathing when you eat them
Canadians be like: "You're gonna need about a third cup of baking pop."
I get it’s a joke but as a Canadian we call it baking soda but we still call soda; pop
@@camacaron06 you call your baking pop "baking soda"?
Hekken. Mhm
Hekken. But it should really be called Baking Coke
Some parts of canada do call it soda tho, i do
He wanted to pause, he set out, and he did it. Inspiring.
this is the first ytp I've watched where I've been offered chocolate cupcakes at the beginning. now this is what I call customer service
"Da Things saved my life" - a satisfied customer
It sounds like a joke but her videos helped me through some tough times a few years back.
AFX!
@@saintsea-hat7891 Her?
@@punchline43 Dathings is a woman. Her website is even called "ellie spectacular"
@@punchline43 Women can make well edited nonsense too. I always assume all creators are amorphous beings that only exist in cyberspace until proven otherwise
I'm happy that the legacy of SUS lives on
"You're gonna be serving three people, and so....
...you're gonna be serving Threeople."
_Brilliant._
Great recipe! Might feed it to my threenagers one day.
I just snort laughed and my warm coffee came out my nose after reading "Chef Jonathan Lonathan" at the beginning. My nostrils still hurt.
I'm nearing my 30's and working my ass off, and these kinds of content is what make me lose my shit easily. Thank you for this.
I actually laughed a lot
0:14
*why is my food breathing*
Because foods are made by animals like: pigs, cows, chickens, and anything...
So basically animals are breathing.
That means food is breathing!
Don't ask me how.
God she’s fast.
me: *sees warning at the beginning*
me: thanks for the heads up *turns my headphones up*
Good to see your sense of humor hasn't changed
2:56 - Damn I didn't know we switched to Eorzean measurements
In fact, long ago, people used their body parts!
Keep coming back to this one for the remix at the end. It's just so well done ❤
I laughed so hard my bladder nearly overflowed. Greetings from Finland, you got a new subscriber.
"Measuring tools to measure measurements" I feel like my brain is going to break
'All you have to do is pour out a cup,
to get a sippy'
is the high point of my life and I wouldn't change a thing
1:21 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"There are 3 gallons in a mile" hahahahahha ohh shit this is funny
"all you have to do is turn on a cookbook or pull out a computer"
I bet you were really satisfied with how that one turned out
@DaThings Your YTPs are absolutely the greatest that presently exist. No other YTP channel even comes close. 2 years are added to my lifespan every time you release a How it's Made YTP.
You can whiz in a kitchen... Never mind
I was just thinking about re-watching old DaThings videos, and then I got a new YTP and the elephants issue and the tiger poster as a gift! Plus now I know how and what to cook
I'm definitely using ouches, inces, pounces, ins, quarches, and gals next time I cook something
Good Lord! I really love your work, man! Please never stop making these! I always laugh until I cry cause the jokes will just keep adding up and just when I expect one thing, you deliver a whole new experience that stays with me! Thank you
1:05 “Uh... never mind.” 😂
"have you ever been in a kitchen? if so, you have witnessed failure in the kitchen." -jonathan lonathan
3:10 "The recipe calls for 400, I'm setting it for 325. Because I'm a fabulous chef." 😆
So we can now whiz in the kitchen...RIGHT ON YOUR STOVE!!!!
"Have you ever been in the kitchen when your bladder overflows on the stove?"
I hate when that happens!
I like the vibe of this one. Thank you for creating this. I appreciate it.
"mometers to measure mom" holy fuck I haven't laughed that hard in a while
Literally so happy to see this in my feed. More DaThings = more happiness.
I love the joke of funny sounding US customary unites, cause one of the real ones used is a thou which is 1/1000 of an inch.
You’ve been cranking these out lately
Thx for the cupcakes man 👍
Please let this be a series, please let this be a series...
"Why is my food breathing?" -someone who took shrooms before they ate
Beautiful...
Just captivating
The most important ingredient is a mammoth, but ONLY when it's not looking.
Oh no! It's cooked. Nobody has to know.
Time to go buy a dining set for threeople
ah yes, the prequel to how to food
Great job. This has that classic YTP quality.
I've been using thermometers wrong all these years. I should've uses them for Thermomets! Dammit!
Its good to see you again, sir.
I need a full cut of that song...
"Have you ever been in the kitchen?"
No I have a wife
(Guys I'm joking I'm single)
"thermometers to measure thermomits" im dead lmfao
thank u for the advice sonic i will take it to heart
I tried not to laugh, but "thermometers to measure thermomets" absolutely reduced me to a giggling, squawking mess.
You can whiz in the kitchen... aaah I can’t
“There are 3 gallons in a mile.” Didn’t know you used liquid to measure distance!
I'm a simple girl. I hear Penny Parker of Snapcube, i give a like.
Does an Electric Sister work?
She's electric, she's got a family full of eccentrics, she's done things i've never expected and i need more time.
1:34 When I put in too much water in the Kraft Easy Mac Cups
Why💫IS😭MY💀FOOD🥔BREATHING😤
“There are 3 gallons in a mile.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the Attack of the Clones of the Food series.
Toby Mcguire's dad.
“You’re gonna be serving three people............. so you’re gonna be serving threeople “
I wish I could put this on a vhs, ho back in time and replace the og tape with this
*pounces x3
END OF UNDERSTANDING sounds like something you'd see in a Japanese show
“An electric brother”😆
My head hurts now well done mat
Measuring containers to measure measurements
My son cracked his head earlier today, just got back from the hospital and he's snoozing so it's time for some ytps
I'm upset with myself for never have CC turned on, I have seen the light 😲
Sonic: "Never try to cook."
Me: "Deal, long as you never try to spoops."
(Not even kidding, I actually said that out loud. >w
Cooking on a stroke
Next one will be "Who to food" with implications of cannibalism.
Can't be a DaThings video without a sus joke
thank you for the pancake, I'll make my own syrup
I would love to have one of those "SIPPY" stickers
who to food
Sonic says, "Never try to cook."
“4 x 4 = 3 + 4 + 8 = 4”
Y’know.... I think he’s onto something...
Three people shall be known as threople now.
Hmmm what to food
three people would be threeople
I know I'm over three years late but why does Jonathan Lonathan look like if Tobey Maguire never got the role as spiderman
Always remember to PLORP
this had me in tears lmaoooo
Isn't 1 the easiest number?! Oh wait, 1 is the loneliest number. Damn qups!
I wasn’t offended by this at all. New sentence mixed jokes are always welcome in my book! I’m surprised you’re still making poops after all these years!
This was good.
END OF
UNDERSTANDING
I, too, use the mometers to measure mom
Electric mixer, or a little brother.
Or Little Mix, or an electric Brother.
Oh, yeah. I remember when the metric system was invented in 7093.
Ah, 7093. A good year...
cup, cup, cup... and a qup.
Those reverse honey tablespoons...
Why is my food breathing?
Father I have a confession..
I tried to cook.