Did he say John Deer engine? I don't want to wake up in the middle of the night hearing "Hahahaha, WELCOME TO THE SLINGSHOT CHANNEL" and then hear a tractor starting.
This. This is what is mostly missing from youtube nowadays, enthusiasm. I love his enthusiasm and being genuinely interested in what he is doing. That is why his videos are interesting and better that most of the videos on UA-cam today.
Very true. I also watch a guy that opens various military rations from all over the world, some as far back as the 1940s and shows the contents - even eats most of it! Sounds mundane but his enthusiasm for it keeps me coming back and it's genuinely interesting to see what's inside.
Yes! (?) Really! (?) We still (could) do it, a way more cheaper (+- €€€€), and "XXX" Better! (Never for Sale!) Why shoud (we or ?) or anyone else do it !? ("That !?") (The American's (USA) are still at "War" with everyone! The "People of Germany" are only interessted in/for Peace!) Please have some Fun! (Please do not hurt any living Lifeform) LG
This guy is a madman. I love the laugh, I love the 'Let me show you it's features' and I love the intellectual, creative, innovative, thinking way of approaching and inventing and reinventing things in order to just shoot stuff like a madman. Utter brilliance :D
From the hero who triumphs using cool crossbows, to the scientist under the heros mansion that makes the hero crossbows, to the villain who creates world threatening crossbows that must be stopped.
LOL I feel pity for the burglar that tries to break into Joerg's house.. Joerg would be like, "let me show you its features".. Hour later the cops have to drag the burglar to the hospital to have 30 bolts removed from his rear end... LOL
the burglar would only hear "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" then the sound of the gun and after the first shot he will already begin to die. while there will still be the laugh "HAHAHAHAHAHA..." until he loses consciousness...
Burglar-"I'm not scared of a little......" Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta....................Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta ....Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......Silence
I love his attitude; "I think, typical for me, I underestimated the cold..." After showing the frozen ballistic glob, I have to agree. Stick that knife in, because it's _done!_
> German > Loves making weapons by itself > Laugh everytime > wears a tee-shirt when he is outside with snow > Makes an automatic crossbow Seems fair to me
i always loved watching this dude when i was little causw he was like "hey im gonna make this thing" and then hed immediately show you the cool thing and then the "this is how i make it"
Chuck Norris must have illegal kids al around the world. (He was in Vietnam.) But they can't stay hidden. They have the OP al over them. I'd stay Chuck is not scared of him. Chuck approves. Nodding silently.
@Pecu Alex Cool down - these are Chuck Norris memes: not a scientific thesis. I was of course referring to the Chuck Noris movie where he was in the 'Nam.
Thanks for the vids Joerg. You inspired me when I was younger to become a maker. I used to sit and watch your videos for hours, and still do for inspiration! Once again, Thanks!
I love this bloke. Love the way he laughs. Deep voice. In my mind a tough German. No hair, but a beard. Classically having a good time, too. “It works”, hearty laugh! I’d buy him a beer any day.
@@DrZergling Boy, that's some nerve you've got there. You've still got Trump in office. I'm going to need you to fix that before you start criticizing the Germans.
(1)Art, (2) Engineering, (3) Ingenuity,(4) Humour, (5) Childhood, (6) History (7) Physics, (8) Amusement, what else could I ask from a channel ? Long time fan and subscriber. Wonderful. Thank you Joerg and a Happy new year.
actually, the germans descended from Saxons, some of which who were actually very close to Vikings, and most germans today are closer related to mainland Scandinavia than Icelanders or Greenlanders, who are distinctly Nordic. So Chase H. is partially correct.
Finally! I designed something like this a year ago, but without the skills to actually make it, I had no idea if it would actually work. I love this channel!
Instant sub, the way this guy laughs after unloading the crossbow is absolutely golden. Plus I love seeing people create stuff like this. Awesome and fun content
This is freaking amazing! You should do a new version with a bigger wheel and a longer slide. Unless my physics is way off, that could increase power because you would be using more of the energy from the rubber bands. Cheers!
I remember the start of this channel, "I have made a new effective and comfortable design to the slingshot." Then it turned to, "I have made a fully automatic crossbow with a drill, some wood, and rubber." Soon its going to be, "I have made a fully automatic, rubber powered slingshot rife that pierces through the metal plates of armored military vehicles."
In my country, this would be classified as a crossbow if anything since you need a chemical reaction for it to be a firearm. So, it falls under the same category as swords, meaning I can own one and use it on private property, just not carry it. I can, however, carry a bow and arrows so long as the arrows/arrowheads aren't sharpened with the clear goal of causing injury. Which means I can carry a bow with blunt arrows in public and even carry a mini bow with sharpened projectiles that don't classify as arrows like throwing darts you'd use in the bar game. Now, if I can figure out how to sharpen arrowheads is a way that isn't remotely clearly intended to cause injury, I have properly exploited the loopholes on that front.
I just want to say I love your Channel Sir and to hear you say LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES brings such joy to my life and I've come back to the same videos multiple times months and year apart just to hear you re-explain the same thing because you have such a great personality and great laugh
On top of this I'm not sure if you have a video like this but I would love a video compilation of just your laugh and you saying LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!!! from all your past videos and moments ☺️
Honestly, this is one of the weirder parts of UA-cam I've found but just the sheer passion of this man is inspiring and you can tell he just loves doing this.
I once read a mystery novel in which the murder weapon seemed to be a bullet but turned out to be ice arrows fired from a small crossbow. The “arrows” were made by freezing water in a long cigarette holder like the aristocrats used to use. I would love to see if you could try this. Love the show BTW
important tip, shift the angle of the bolt holding part from the top of the weapon to a horizontal angle, the rubber bands will still pull the bolts in and you can then attach a scope to greatly improve aiming.
JoergSprave I MIGHT be going to SHOT afterall. We might shoot a .50 cal in the desert, I'll see if I can bring you along if you can get away. I can show you the Chronos too.
Mazamune, I think that weapon you mention before is more like 3 rapid shot or shoting 3 bolt at a same time, and has very bad reloading, a completely manual but this one need a machine, what a same?
For college I made a Model of this weapon with cardboard, wood sticks, rubber bands and pieces from a printer. Also I made a rotatorio base for aim. Thank you for this awesome channel.
This is a multi part comment. First and foremost, we should never hang out. Your ideas and my shop would blend seamlessly. Second, we should never hang out and drink. Third, if you had a 'Y' intersection just below your magazine that allowed for left and right bolt distribution, you could have a double sided cam and setup 2 barrels timed 180 degrees apart. You could effectively double the output without doubling the RPM of the driver. You may have just given me my next project. Thank you for that. More material for my channel. And finally...we should never hang out. Love the creativity and craftsmanship. Thumbs up from me. Just kidding on the hanging out, if you're ever in Austin Texas, give me a call.
Or sitting behind the trigger in a German bomber that is nearing London during WW 2 - just waiting for the call to "Zrops ze bumps" ! Ha - Ha - Ha - Ha - Ha....
I periodically watch this video just to see the absolute childish joy you get from this contraption. I will build one of these one day so that I too may experience the joy of a full auto crossbow
This man is the Heavy AND the Medic.
Nah, Heavy and Engineer.
Siathuan medic cos of the laugh
@@h4724-q6j All right, triple-threat; Heavy, Medic, AND Engineer.
@@Siathuan Yes
@@Siathuan The perfect man doesn't exis---
I mean the crossbow is amazing, but it's really his smile happiness laugh and passion that makes this good
And his creativity.
His laugh is great.
I love his hearty laugh.
He's my new hero
He's so happy because he has created a fully automatic weapon from wood, aluminium, rubber and a damn drill. Brilliant.
Imagine breaking into this guys house and the last thing you hear is "let me show you its features! Hahaha".
“....and best of all it’s still legal”
lmfao 🤣🤣🤣 Joerg would be the type of guy you want on your side if there was ever an appocalypse 🤣
Moritz B. Haha i love it.😁😁
Funniest shit ive read in awhile
I have never laughed at a comment more
Did he say John Deer engine?
I don't want to wake up in the middle of the night hearing "Hahahaha, WELCOME TO THE SLINGSHOT CHANNEL" and then hear a tractor starting.
Tbh tho I would love that. This dude is an engineering genius. This is the Leonardo davinci of breaking stuff on UA-cam
fully automatic ballista log thrower ?? lmfao i already love this guy
@@Mighty.Mudcrab then hed come on youtube with it and explain how its legal because it doesnt have a barrel and therefore isnt a firearm
Lmao lmao
This. This is what is mostly missing from youtube nowadays, enthusiasm. I love his enthusiasm and being genuinely interested in what he is doing. That is why his videos are interesting and better that most of the videos on UA-cam today.
+The Derpy Shrimp try Zna productions
julesloveless best comment bro.
just the truth !!!
Very true. I also watch a guy that opens various military rations from all over the world, some as far back as the 1940s and shows the contents - even eats most of it! Sounds mundane but his enthusiasm for it keeps me coming back and it's genuinely interesting to see what's inside.
"boom!"
Safety is my number two priority. My number one is fun!
Superior German Engineering
Yes! (?)
Really! (?)
We still (could) do it,
a way more cheaper (+- €€€€), and "XXX" Better!
(Never for Sale!)
Why shoud (we or ?) or anyone else do it !?
("That !?")
(The American's (USA) are still at "War" with everyone!
The "People of Germany" are only interessted in/for Peace!)
Please have some Fun!
(Please do not hurt any living Lifeform)
LG
German science is ze best in ze World!!!
ITS A JOJO REFERENCE???????
Yup. Saw this and threw my hk in the trash
HAHAHA
*LET ME **_SHOW_** YOU ITS **_FEATURES_*
Imagine him traveling back in time and ending up in a middle-age crossbow workshop.
Guy could conquer the world.
I really love the way he laughs lol! Best innovator. Subscribed.
his laugh is happy but maniacal and it's amazing
0:16 0:31 0:52 0:59 2:04 2:48 3:30 3:39 7:49
Don't mind me, just doing the gods work here.
Hahahahaha
Ahahaha ahahhaha hahah
First youtube comment that got me crying.
HA HA HA HAHAHA
Hahahaha
did he just make a machine gun out of a tree
Tree carcass to be exact
Damien McCue in a humans hand is all a weapon! ( sorry I can't speak English so good...)
'A man is a weapon. Everything else is just a tool...' ;-)
A tree and some theraband gold, yes
Le Grand Fromage Thera gold is made of rubber. Rubber comes from trees. Therefore joerg is a badass
This guy is a madman. I love the laugh, I love the 'Let me show you it's features' and I love the intellectual, creative, innovative, thinking way of approaching and inventing and reinventing things in order to just shoot stuff like a madman. Utter brilliance :D
This GUY CAN BE SEVERAL CHARACTERS IN MOVIES.
A big heart super villain IMHO
this is the real life tf2 heavy
From the hero who triumphs using cool crossbows, to the scientist under the heros mansion that makes the hero crossbows, to the villain who creates world threatening crossbows that must be stopped.
The bolt slinger
(Character idea)
Feel free to add more ideas
THATS what i'm talking ABout!
maxmoefoe I didn't expect that famous UA-camrs like you watch a German guy creating crazy slingshots ^^
Hey you're the guy who hangs out with filthy frank sometimes!
(congrats on your dying channel)
hey it's that guy idubbbz hangs out with sometimes
maxmoefoe oh shit max you should make a parody out of this with frank and idubbbz
He's the kind if guy I'd always want to be on the good side of...
Toasted Fan Art You wouldn’t hear him coming either. Well mostly...
Toasted Fan Art Insha Allah, screw those retards.
A weapon to surpass metal gear
I pity those on his bad side.
A weapon like that could have changed the course of history, if they’d only had rechargeable Makita drills in the Middle Ages.
it can be manually rotated as well, he actually made a gun like that, I saw it few months ago
Maybe bicycle powered
They didn't?
@@4philipp Was gonna say just that. You could use pedals with a gearing system for some kind of bigger version of this device!
1. bring da Vinci into the present day
2. show him this video
3. send him back and wait
I love how he explains everything. He is so passionate about the engineering.
German spirit
TrangDB9 So pure amirite?
I wish I loved anything as much as this guy loves his weapon craft.
@trevor cauler Are you a pirate, or what? :D
@trevor cauler 😂😂
When we are on a zombie apocalypse, I'm following this guy...
RapidHmsta 6241 no he is a apocalype
@@a_monkey_with_no_nipple lol, right haha
Imagine this guy being the zombie.
@@mrflip-flop3198 oh god no
Just follow the signature laugh as he mows down zombies en masse...
Your joy and enthusiasm makes me smile every time I watch this video.
He sounds so happy and it just makes my day.
His laugh really is infectious.
In spite of the timber of his voice, I don't find it supervillainy at all.
That was my thought too. He's so jolly :D
I need this guy in Cyberpunk 2077 as a gun mod maker or anything. Get this guy motion captured and in that game!
thats a big yes
Hell yes.v you can get your old .45 acp back.I made some extra adjustments for free.let me show you its features.haha
why does he always remind me of marcus the german version
Imagine this auto crossbow in cyberpunk 2077 be like
@@incognitomode318 budget drive- by with steel darts
LOL I feel pity for the burglar that tries to break into Joerg's house.. Joerg would be like, "let me show you its features".. Hour later the cops have to drag the burglar to the hospital to have 30 bolts removed from his rear end... LOL
Joe's Photo & Video Channel Who needs guns when you are German???
at 1:00 the way he says that just makes me laugh
the burglar would only hear "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" then the sound of the gun and after the first shot he will already begin to die. while there will still be the laugh "HAHAHAHAHAHA..." until he loses consciousness...
Burglar-"I'm not scared of a little......" Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta....................Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta ....Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......Silence
Joe's Photo & Video Channel He woulda been like "Say hello to my little friend"
The John Deere engine idea makes me think of perhaps an automatic ballista.
Like jack the giant slayer
On a riding mower lol
Your laugh makes this video just so good
You sound like Drax from gaudians off the galaxy
@@PrinceHill YES! This :D
Yea he's got that Thor viking laugh going on for him
his accent and general mood give me joy in life!
K O K O・ヘクマティアル that laugh too
exactly the reaction i have to this guy.....Joy
I love his attitude; "I think, typical for me, I underestimated the cold..." After showing the frozen ballistic glob, I have to agree. Stick that knife in, because it's _done!_
I cant believe he hasn't been in a movie yet!
This guy is the closest relative we have to ancient vikings
And... where this conclusion came from?
K Krup r/wooosh
And at the same time the Jetsons.
@@joshb7203 ????
I mean, they dont have drills in ancient times sooooo
2:50 That's actually a sick beat
yep
> German
> Loves making weapons by itself
> Laugh everytime
> wears a tee-shirt when he is outside with snow
> Makes an automatic crossbow
Seems fair to me
>let me show you it's features!!
It's a safety tee shirt
And they are insane
Holi fook i jist noticed the snow... and here i am shivering on a 17 celsius air conditioning
What's wrong with being German? Maybe he should be something else? Racist much?
"imagine what you could do with a John Deere engine" **laughs maniacally**
Make it happen please!
Full auto ballista!
Haw Thorne Gaige *laughs mechanically*
His arrows will blot out the sun.
the rubber band would break
Cold enough to freeze ballistic jelly, standing there in a t-shirt 😀
It's okay it's his safety T-shirt
Shinku Toner Psssh, Joerg doesn't have a safety T-shirt. Don't you know the Golden Rule Of The Slingshot Channel?
*"Safety is priority number 0."*
Imagine if there are many of this guy during ww2..... Russia may not have survived the first assault.
@@johnronellequinones4819 If only they'd attacked in the summer!
@@BubblewrapHighway this guy laughs at winter tho'
i always loved watching this dude when i was little causw he was like "hey im gonna make this thing" and then hed immediately show you the cool thing and then the "this is how i make it"
This man will end ISIS all by his self, using a rubber band and a paper clip.
S I C C
Ｍｅｍｅ🏃Ｓａｇｅ still more powerful than the mutalist cernos
Someone need to buy a lot of slingshot from Joerg and send it to Isis enemies.
MOAR DAKKA!
The Crafty Crayfish dakka dakka dakka
Love his laugh. Snow on the ground and comfortable in a t-shirt. Ha ha ha. I subscribed.
I was surprised he put a jacket on after awhile. Gues for a short pop-out from his workshop he didn't want to bother in the dressing fuss.
The only man Chuck Norris is scared of
Chuck Norris must have illegal kids al around the world. (He was in Vietnam.)
But they can't stay hidden. They have the OP al over them.
I'd stay Chuck is not scared of him. Chuck approves. Nodding silently.
timomastosalo chuck norris is afraid of David goggins
Please dude, Chuck Norris eat bolts for breakfast.
@@ptbot3294 Joerg eats Chuck Norris for breakfast
@Pecu Alex Cool down - these are Chuck Norris memes: not a scientific thesis. I was of course referring to the Chuck Noris movie where he was in the 'Nam.
Thanks for the vids Joerg. You inspired me when I was younger to become a maker. I used to sit and watch your videos for hours, and still do for inspiration!
Once again,
Thanks!
Give this man a job as a voice actor. I love his laugh!!!!
i thought he was voice actor for heavy in TF2
also kinda Braum? I guess?
BWAHAHAHAHA
@@Jabooty_Williams its alot more than a laugh to become a voice actor
@@awilduser895 somebody doenst understand a joke
"Imagine what you could do with a John deer engine"
Man creates full auto ballista
I mean even a simple chainsaw engine would do... God, someone needs to test this
Yoooo i havent tought bout it that wat xD SIIICK
@@cykappa6479 Nah, very little torque for a full auto ballista.
@@Zamolxes77 a chainsaw has a very high rpm, so if you make the gearbox with a large translation it will work, just shoot a bit slower
FULL AUTO BALLISTA OMG OMG OMG
His accent ,talking about it and laughing is killing me. f ing hilarious.
I love this bloke. Love the way he laughs. Deep voice. In my mind a tough German. No hair, but a beard. Classically having a good time, too. “It works”, hearty laugh! I’d buy him a beer any day.
3:33 he murders the camera man while maniacally laughing. 12/10
Maniacally? Demonically! It was even at 3:33 which is the half of 6:66.
Es Jay. Oh, there are plenty of Germans!
Meet Arnold Schwarzenegger mixed with Albert Einstein. .. Are we just going to ignore it's -20 and he's in a t shirt?🤣
I'm building this..
Flame BMG how'd it go
-20? More like -5
Freezes Ballistic Gel, but not his blood!
@@wamboi4538 I believe in Germany they measure in Celsius like most of the rest of the world does....
-20°c it could easily be.
ol sim Nope the Winter in Germany isnt that cold it wont be colder than -5 or -7
I know that because im living here
It's so satisfying to see you happy.
This will always be my favorite video of yours Joerg. Thanks for being yourself and continuing exploring your creativity.
Germany establishes gun control, Joerg presents solution.
hah hah hah hah hah!
Germans are nothing if not resourceful and innovative. We've managed to retain that perception and it is true, no less.
SuperEman500 drill control will be next.
@@WeissTreufel Don´t be so sure..
@@DrZergling Boy, that's some nerve you've got there. You've still got Trump in office. I'm going to need you to fix that before you start criticizing the Germans.
This man found a legal way to weaponize pencils... HE IS A GENIUS
They aren't pencils
@@corbingraham2630 but they could be
Lawrence Williams John Wick was the first to pull that shit off.
Soon you will need weapon license for penciles. Poor kids in the school.
@@IndigoXYZ18 Not really though, John Wick's way isn't exactly legal. :P
(1)Art, (2) Engineering, (3) Ingenuity,(4) Humour, (5) Childhood, (6) History (7) Physics, (8) Amusement, what else could I ask from a channel ? Long time fan and subscriber. Wonderful. Thank you Joerg and a Happy new year.
you're right.
I knew it could be done. This man made one DIY. Bravo!
When shit goes south... I want this guy on my side. I am IN LOVE with this design. Great Job
This man wears a T - shirt in snow.
Finally someone who understands.
Absolutely!!! My wife wonders how I sweat in 70 degrees F. I wonder how she's bundled up like the dead of winter in 80 degrees F.
Russians
Hes fat, so he has insulation.
G - hosty me too
@@thatxonexguy5438 dude, that looks like mostly muscle
This man is the living embodiment of the Heavy weapons guy from TF2.
RUN COWARDS!!
New Sasha!
Someone phone Valve, heavy weapons guy needs this automatic crossbow. It would be like the medics crossbow, but automatic.
but he's a Russian... born in Siberia raised in a gulag. close enough.
Bro I was waiting for someone to comment this
"Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul."
That or, "GRIFFITH!!!"
"I underestimated the cold..." - said wearing a T-shirt in minus celsius and everything covered in snow. :-D
Was about to comment on this and then I figured someone had to have mentioned that.
With a bald head
Preparing for Russian winter
@@keiortoka3674 except he's in Germany.......
@@robertmyles9124 lol that's exacly why he is preparing for the russian winter. you don't make mistakes twice.
- Fires -> haaahahahaha
- Fires more -> hahahahahahaha
- Fires one more volley -> ehahahahahahahaha
Now you know why other forced germany to sign verseilles
isnt he russian heavy from TF2? l o l
Sign this! No more shooting! And laughing!
From then on, German humor was no laughing matter.
Sauron; ... empty! Ha Ha Ha!
He has a voice of a true viking warrior
German
Chase H. HOOOAAAAAH
actually, the germans descended from Saxons, some of which who were actually very close to Vikings, and most germans today are closer related to mainland Scandinavia than Icelanders or Greenlanders, who are distinctly Nordic. So Chase H. is partially correct.
All Europeans are related and similar
TheRedSage saxons are a german tribe
Finally! I designed something like this a year ago, but without the skills to actually make it, I had no idea if it would actually work. I love this channel!
I want that SO FRIGGIN BAD, seems like something straight out of a D&D campaign or a vampire hunter movie.
McButtery Qleplar specifically a vampire hunter movie called Van Helsing
I’m getting this homebrewed for myself
@@fishiefish6179 that one was a gatling, right?
Luuk de Wijse maybe. It’s been a while since I saw the movie so I just remember that it was full auto like jeorg’s
The irl version of Heavy from TF2
Time stamps of this man's awesome evil laughs!
0:31
0:53
0:58
2:05
2:49
3:31
3:40
7:51
Great
Fallen Pastabean your awesome for this comment
Pure evil
To the top!!
That laughing so epic
My favorite thing you've made in a long time Joerg!
Thanks man! Coming from you, this makes my day if not the whole week.
Hey Destin!
nice to see you here!
Both of you are awesome!
Looks like he gets SmarterEverDay :-)
Instant sub, the way this guy laughs after unloading the crossbow is absolutely golden. Plus I love seeing people create stuff like this. Awesome and fun content
A:bro we need weapon
B:give me some wood,handrill,and a lot of pencil
A:what you gonna do with that?
B:machine gun(laughing in german)
😆😆😆😆
After it's made.
"LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES"
(*intensified german laugh*)
You're forgetting rubber. 😉
Just like how every single one of our fathers forgot rubber aswell that made us huh ;-)
"Let me show you its features ... hahaha ! ... oops the gelatin has frozen ... " but he is wearing a T-shirt lol.
That's how you know he's a sturdy northerner. As long as there's no wind, t-shirt is fine down to 0 Fahrenheit.
He just didn't realized that he's more resistance to cold than the Ballistic. A superhuman syndrome.
You expected him to feel cold?!
Really?!
Ern de Che 0 Fahrenheit ? That’s minus 17 Celsius ! You can wear a T-shirt in those temperatures for about 10 minutes before dying.
Charlie Charlot nope
Next video...
intercontinental ballistic cross bow using johndeere engine...
c b s let me show you its features!
@@gameslie9049 "HGHA HAHAHAHHA
Autoballista!
Lol
“Crossbow to orbit”?😎
This is freaking amazing! You should do a new version with a bigger wheel and a longer slide. Unless my physics is way off, that could increase power because you would be using more of the energy from the rubber bands. Cheers!
I remember the start of this channel, "I have made a new effective and comfortable design to the slingshot." Then it turned to, "I have made a fully automatic crossbow with a drill, some wood, and rubber."
Soon its going to be, "I have made a fully automatic, rubber powered slingshot rife that pierces through the metal plates of armored military vehicles."
John B and proceed to "I have made a death star out of wood and rubber bands"
Indeed...and said Death Star would be completely legal and unregulated because it has no barrel...
And if it DID have a barrel, he just has to put a bit of orange plastic on the end :D
Gareth Scott And it would be removeable
Your voice is so great! Man I wish I had your voice. Also, excellent bow design. You are very cool.
i could listen to him talk all day. very cool!
An un- regulated ‘bolt projection system’. I love it when citizens find loop holes.
R O freedom finds a way
In my country, this would be classified as a crossbow if anything since you need a chemical reaction for it to be a firearm.
So, it falls under the same category as swords, meaning I can own one and use it on private property, just not carry it.
I can, however, carry a bow and arrows so long as the arrows/arrowheads aren't sharpened with the clear goal of causing injury.
Which means I can carry a bow with blunt arrows in public and even carry a mini bow with sharpened projectiles that don't classify as arrows like throwing darts you'd use in the bar game.
Now, if I can figure out how to sharpen arrowheads is a way that isn't remotely clearly intended to cause injury, I have properly exploited the loopholes on that front.
Bad ass. That's it. Plain and simple.
Imagine being hunted by this guy in the forest and all you hear before you die is that laugh?
Idk why but I feel like I'd be ok with that
let me show you its features AHAHAHA xD
Game of Thrones style
I'd prolly go for a low five..! X
Jörg would never hurt anyone
"Say guten tag to my little friend"
helluva way to wake up.. I've seen that pole arm.... wher they gotta say guten tag everytime they hit someone with it... good morning! Whack!
Hablar Bueno dia al mi amigo pequeño
When Your Country Bans Firearms...
*[ IMPROVISE, ADAPT, OVERCOME ]*
I would have explosive head arrows. Six arrows would enter the intruders chest.... then 5 seconds later he would turn into a fourth of July display.
Gunny is proud of you
Well firearms are not banned. :o
Xcom
Loool
I just want to say I love your Channel Sir and to hear you say LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES brings such joy to my life and I've come back to the same videos multiple times months and year apart just to hear you re-explain the same thing because you have such a great personality and great laugh
On top of this I'm not sure if you have a video like this but I would love a video compilation of just your laugh and you saying LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!!! from all your past videos and moments ☺️
Honestly, this is one of the weirder parts of UA-cam I've found but just the sheer passion of this man is inspiring and you can tell he just loves doing this.
"Ok... the Gel has frozen so hard that it can't be used for testing" saying this while being out there in a short sleeve T-shirt. That's badass.
I'm convinced this guy was apart of Codename: Kids Next Door. His 2x4 technology is unparalleled.
Meow Meow Fuzzyface
It is said Chuck Norris once broke his foot trying to kick this guys ass.
Oh yeah, there was a division designated to those 13 and older, kinda like sleeper agents! Maybe he's one ;D
COLmegoCOLma dude ;)
KND confirmed really happened
BobbyJay Nigel Uno, the later years.
I once read a mystery novel in which the murder weapon seemed to be a bullet but turned out to be ice arrows fired from a small crossbow. The “arrows” were made by freezing water in a long cigarette holder like the aristocrats used to use. I would love to see if you could try this. Love the show BTW
3:30 this is the laugh that says : "I will show you zie power of german teknology"
Home invader:
Automated crossbow:
*laughs in german*
Home Invader: *exists*
Joerg: *pulls out full auto crossbow* LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES!
@@Anino_Makata LMFAO
Miguel Rojas LMAO
important tip, shift the angle of the bolt holding part from the top of the weapon to a horizontal angle, the rubber bands will still pull the bolts in and you can then attach a scope to greatly improve aiming.
@@shardinhand1243 good point but this belongs in its own comment haha
Bro i love your energy and enthusiasm. keep it up.
That is pure genius. You gave so much talent
A fully automatic assault bow.
FAAB
Every democrat know it's a fully SEMI automatic aussault bow!
how low do you have to be to post this comment under a german video @@aksquad5522
@@timomastosalo change b with p
@@miloskocic1759
Fully
Automatic
Assault
Bow
= FAAB (I won't fap it)
This guy should be a overwatch character
Helsin The Cat True but they'll need him like all the characters
Helsin The Cat also he could be reinhardts brother or cousin
He's already in r6s
overwatch is a shit game. put this guy in warframe where he belongs.
he's a cross between torb and rein
Zombie Apocalypse Is Not Going To Survive This Man.
Capitalizing every word makes my toes curl.
@@simondram3108 𝐼 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝓎𝓅𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈, 𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒸𝒶𝓅𝒾𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓈𝑒𝒹 :)
In Capitalist Germany, zombie apocalypse tries to survive YOU!
LET ME SHOW YOU MY FEATURES!!! BAHHH BAHHH BAAHHHH
One thing the government can not take away from you is you're creativity
Nice job!!
Thanks Jeff!
JoergSprave I MIGHT be going to SHOT afterall. We might shoot a .50 cal in the desert, I'll see if I can bring you along if you can get away. I can show you the Chronos too.
wow, finally a real crossbow machine gun, 2017, finally.
Blu you know that chineese made that sort of weapon around 200 after jc and were called chu ko nu
Mazamune, I think that weapon you mention before is more like 3 rapid shot or shoting 3 bolt at a same time, and has very bad reloading, a completely manual
but this one need a machine, what a same?
Final boss of Wolfenstein II confirmed.
Lel😂😂
For college I made a Model of this weapon with cardboard, wood sticks, rubber bands and pieces from a printer. Also I made a rotatorio base for aim. Thank you for this awesome channel.
This is a multi part comment. First and foremost, we should never hang out. Your ideas and my shop would blend seamlessly. Second, we should never hang out and drink. Third, if you had a 'Y' intersection just below your magazine that allowed for left and right bolt distribution, you could have a double sided cam and setup 2 barrels timed 180 degrees apart. You could effectively double the output without doubling the RPM of the driver. You may have just given me my next project. Thank you for that. More material for my channel. And finally...we should never hang out. Love the creativity and craftsmanship. Thumbs up from me. Just kidding on the hanging out, if you're ever in Austin Texas, give me a call.
Man... please never hang out together :)
0:40
look how sad he looks when explaining that his fully automatic gatling crossbow didnt work
0:50
imagine sitting in the trenches in ww1 and you go over to edge and you start hearing his laugh from the other side
Or sitting behind the trigger in a German bomber that is nearing London during WW 2 -
just waiting for the call to "Zrops ze bumps" ! Ha - Ha - Ha - Ha - Ha....
Or in some medieval battlefield.
I instinctively tilted my head to the side behind my monitor when the barrel pointed towards the camera 🤣 Joerg you're a wunderbar genius 💪
I want to be this happy some day
Taro McArthur
Start today
Taro McArthur get up get some breakfast and coffee go be great
I can now imagine the landings at omaha beach but with full auto crossbows
I guess you could call those CB-42s
With a John Deere engine, Ha ha ha!
Maschinencrossbows and laughing germans
Would have been a lot quieter.
JOERG BUILT THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
Iron man?
With all due respect sir, we're not Karl Joerg.
Joerg kills Thanos in Avengers 4
I salute him,he is a machines himself,I love how he explains.
Haha please make a version for IKEA pencils so you can enjoy free ammunition :D
HTechHD YES
+1
He actually already did that;D
*I can't believe he incorporated a drill into the cross how. This guy is genius*
He's like the entire A-Team and MacGyver all rolled into one...
I periodically watch this video just to see the absolute childish joy you get from this contraption. I will build one of these one day so that I too may experience the joy of a full auto crossbow