I’d like to think that somewhere, in the depths of the Bed, a scrap of Bedman’s soul is ranting about gravitational forces and the concept of heaven, and it’s just being translated into garbage disposal noises
Truth is, terminal velocity is not enough to substantially harm the bed, that being said, its already damaged state will not sustain it as well as I expected, fairly played you muscle head, perhaps your lack of thinking has paid off, congratulations, your success is meaningless.
“I don’t see any reason to believe that your armor would sustain fewer injuries than my machinery even despite its evident disrepair. On impact with the ground your musculature and momentum demonstrated by the way you bend your knees to cushion your fall will similarly cushion mine and serve to only mitigate the amount of damage you will deal to it. Failing that, the amount of energy expended into calling your attack’s name will reduce your ability to fight further, which will be a necessity as I will be able to get back up and continue fighting, no worse for wear as my health bar will not be reduced to zero by the damage imparted by this attack. I would advise in the future that you return to your old technique of rotating your body such that your opponent is between you and the ground rather than the other way around, as while the way you do it presently will no doubt cause multiple vertebrae to suffer substantial damage and fractures, driving your opponent into the ground with your full momentum would be able to break just about every bone in their skeletal system, or at absolute minimum the ones beneath the point of impact between your palms and the ground, which given the way that I’ve seen you demonstrate this technique on other such opponents, would be their arms and legs, perhaps the most important parts of the body used to engage in the art of combat, although I am a prominent exception as my superior intellect is what allows me to fight even well after I have died. Perhaps you do not wish to kill them, and I certainly have done too much of that when I was alive, but against robotic opponents such as this dilapidated mech or those discontinued imposters of the retired King of Illyria, it should be an avenue worth considering. ”
"I doubt we'll even achieve terminal velocity" Well, your spine is still about to be cracked like a glowstick, so i feel like that would just be overkill. 4:55 Oh, and he says "two guys going stag", which is when a guy attends a social event without a female partner.
He knows it won't kill him, it won't even break a single bone in his body due to his strength, but even a God knows how fucking uncomfortable a spine in a slightly wrong angle can be
I’d really like to see Delilah’s POV of her Brother’s Bed That Is Her Brother just get sent straight into heaven and then get it’s hypothetical spine obliterated
If you go frame by frame, Happy Chaos is WAAAY to excited for someone who's about to get his back broken Yeah-yeah, he's basically a god of GG universe. Still funny
"I understand you do not wish to kill, only incapacitate. However I believe you've failed to take into account the fact that this is no mere human body and thus your average technique is to be far less efficient. Against machines such as this I would highly reccomend taking the older route of your attack ending with you facing directly towards the ground, as this would have significant more impact on every part of it and much more easily decomission them. Now as this is sure to be unable to decomission me I will see you back on the terrain so we may engage in combat once more. Please consider this route when you are up against similar." *"Ǽ̸̨̢̺̟̰̝͕͚̟͓͔͎̝̣͚͖͑͒͐̓͆Æ̷̨̬͇̰̝̬̲̲̣̺͒̇̕Æ̴̹̀́̓͆̚͠Æ̶̛̜̉̿͊̈̔̉̐̇̀̈́͜Æ̶̫̙̟̻̯̣̲̘̓͋̈́̕̕͘"*
Did you try with both types of Asuka? Sometimes real and clone Asuka have different dialogue. The dialogue mostly changes in intros, but I could see real Asuka panicking a little more considering how fragile he is canonically.
I don't remember which one I tested actually, I'll have a look I plan to make one of these again updated when the rest of the season 3 characters come out anyways so if there is any differences I'll be sure to note them
Why are the most powerful characters in guilty gear lore women or twinks? Like sol is up there kinda ig. And bedman and Delilah are just children, so they're kinda up there.
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the fact elphelt pulls out her mic to voice her grievances is fuckin immaculate lmao.
I was not expecting that! Friggin' hilarious!
Baiken even started doing dad jokes since adopting Delilah
I’d like to think that somewhere, in the depths of the Bed, a scrap of Bedman’s soul is ranting about gravitational forces and the concept of heaven, and it’s just being translated into garbage disposal noises
This is my new headcanon now this is too funny LMAO
good thing askua was there to translate
Truth is, terminal velocity is not enough to substantially harm the bed, that being said, its already damaged state will not sustain it as well as I expected, fairly played you muscle head, perhaps your lack of thinking has paid off, congratulations, your success is meaningless.
“I don’t see any reason to believe that your armor would sustain fewer injuries than my machinery even despite its evident disrepair. On impact with the ground your musculature and momentum demonstrated by the way you bend your knees to cushion your fall will similarly cushion mine and serve to only mitigate the amount of damage you will deal to it. Failing that, the amount of energy expended into calling your attack’s name will reduce your ability to fight further, which will be a necessity as I will be able to get back up and continue fighting, no worse for wear as my health bar will not be reduced to zero by the damage imparted by this attack. I would advise in the future that you return to your old technique of rotating your body such that your opponent is between you and the ground rather than the other way around, as while the way you do it presently will no doubt cause multiple vertebrae to suffer substantial damage and fractures, driving your opponent into the ground with your full momentum would be able to break just about every bone in their skeletal system, or at absolute minimum the ones beneath the point of impact between your palms and the ground, which given the way that I’ve seen you demonstrate this technique on other such opponents, would be their arms and legs, perhaps the most important parts of the body used to engage in the art of combat, although I am a prominent exception as my superior intellect is what allows me to fight even well after I have died. Perhaps you do not wish to kill them, and I certainly have done too much of that when I was alive, but against robotic opponents such as this dilapidated mech or those discontinued imposters of the retired King of Illyria, it should be an avenue worth considering. ”
@@absentcoder4552 exactly + robo-ky mentioned
Testament really decided to focus on pot's build instead of the situation 💀
Fear and arousal are closer friends than you'd think
"I doubt we'll even achieve terminal velocity"
Well, your spine is still about to be cracked like a glowstick, so i feel like that would just be overkill.
4:55 Oh, and he says "two guys going stag", which is when a guy attends a social event without a female partner.
Ah I see, thank you lmao I wasn't sure what kinda lingo he was employing there
@@infinity-c8528 happy to provide my vast knowledge of minor trivia and knowledge
asuka also mildly fat shaming pot lol
"I doubt we'll even achieve terminal velocity" ☝🤓
Asuka be like ☝️🤓
He is a scientist. Or, was. Now he's a radio host.
Truly an umm actually moment
you’re telling me there’s a fucking Eva pilot in strive?
everyone is normal and then johnny is like what if i get a lil gay w it
That’s why he’s the best the guilty gear character
He knows it won't kill him, it won't even break a single bone in his body due to his strength, but even a God knows how fucking uncomfortable a spine in a slightly wrong angle can be
You know your attack is good when literal god says "oh this is gonna suck"
4:54 I believe he said "two guys going stag, huh?"
and "going stag" means "Go unaccompanied by a person of the opposite sex to a social event"
4:26 Asuka straight up calls it incomprehensible lmao
"There's still time to shout, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"-Elphelt Valentine
5:01
Lewis instantly yelling MEDIC gave me some TF2 vibes.
"E"
He already has the Minigun
4:18 Holy shit Asuka
Bro just calls pot fat while he gets his spine liquified
2:21 "Such immaculate musculature" ayo?
Are they wrong tho?
@@SunshowerWonderlab true, pot could HPB me any day tbh
At 4:56 the line is "Oh, two guys going stag huh?"
Thank you for the insight lol, I wasn't entirely sure cause I never heard the saying before
@@infinity-c8528(it means gay sex johnny kinda freaky deaky)
I DID NOT KNOW JOHNNY GOT DOWN LIKE THAT I STAN
can´t believe Goldlewis shouted on medic tf2, this makes Goldlewis and heavy tf2 the same person but a different timeline/universe 😱😱😱
I can confirm for I am heavy team fortress 2
Jack-O really said: "Gravity ain't shit!"
I gotta say I vastly prefer the way pot's Japanese VA absolutely bellows out "BUSTAAAAAAH" over the English VA.
NO ROOM FOR MODERATION
HEAVENLY!
@@Erasyl-o8f POTEMKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BUSTEEEEEEEER
@@thecrowofjudgement2645 Sin: GRAAAANDPAAAAAA!!! (Well, the other side of "oyaji"...)
3:37 the best
I’d really like to see Delilah’s POV of her Brother’s Bed That Is Her Brother just get sent straight into heaven and then get it’s hypothetical spine obliterated
Hear me out, do this but with the tts bedman, it would be funny
Holy shit if only you could mod it on console LMAOOO I wanna hear what it would say
"Jumping was a horrible miscalculation"
"I do believe these are the last moments in which i possess a spine"
If you go frame by frame, Happy Chaos is WAAAY to excited for someone who's about to get his back broken
Yeah-yeah, he's basically a god of GG universe. Still funny
Testament seems more concerned about losing their hat than the most absurd wrestling move known to man.
Each of Bed's quotes are just Bedman quotes filtered through whatever crappy sound driver he uses. Change my mind.
"I understand you do not wish to kill, only incapacitate. However I believe you've failed to take into account the fact that this is no mere human body and thus your average technique is to be far less efficient. Against machines such as this I would highly reccomend taking the older route of your attack ending with you facing directly towards the ground, as this would have significant more impact on every part of it and much more easily decomission them. Now as this is sure to be unable to decomission me I will see you back on the terrain so we may engage in combat once more. Please consider this route when you are up against similar."
*"Ǽ̸̨̢̺̟̰̝͕͚̟͓͔͎̝̣͚͖͑͒͐̓͆Æ̷̨̬͇̰̝̬̲̲̣̺͒̇̕Æ̴̹̀́̓͆̚͠Æ̶̛̜̉̿͊̈̔̉̐̇̀̈́͜Æ̶̫̙̟̻̯̣̲̘̓͋̈́̕̕͘"*
Goldlewis unleashing his inner Heavy Weapons Guy with that Medic scream
2:37 Poor Bridget
Honestly, good. I hate Bridget
Bridget is SO ANNOYING TO FIGHT
@@its_saber1525 real
Same with Sin too. Dude was calling out for Sol ffs
Happy chaos grunts are so funny
"oooch"
Johnny sounds like a queerer version of TF2 Engineer
Correct
Testament LOVES big muscly men like potemkin
Asuka really calling Potemkin fat 💀
Goldlewis be like: *spamming ‘e’ key intensifies*
goldlewis' voice sounds too young for him...
He sounds like alex yiik
@@thatmonkemanzelinki2185 who?
@@thatmonkemanzelinki2185 i'm yiiking out rn
Medic from tf2 but no accent
@@thatmonkemanzelinki2185MARGE! MY YIIKING OUT!
i didnt know johnny swinged that way
4:45 Johnny doesn’t discriminate his freakiness to one gender
Johnny said “Oh two guys going stag, huh?” .
bedman plays pokemon noises
You should do goldlewis win quote too because is seriously hard to hear without subtitle and muzzled by goldlewis voice and subtitles
Did you try with both types of Asuka? Sometimes real and clone Asuka have different dialogue.
The dialogue mostly changes in intros, but I could see real Asuka panicking a little more considering how fragile he is canonically.
I don't remember which one I tested actually, I'll have a look
I plan to make one of these again updated when the rest of the season 3 characters come out anyways so if there is any differences I'll be sure to note them
needed armor clad faith in the background
Why are the most powerful characters in guilty gear lore women or twinks? Like sol is up there kinda ig. And bedman and Delilah are just children, so they're kinda up there.
Happy Chaos is without a doubt the strongest individual character in the whole series and bro is no twink, he’s shredded
@@atomicwheeze8756he looks like he hasnt eaten shit in for what? the start of the guilty gear lore since he's the damned original
@@DiskRan0this is true for every anime character ever
@@DiskRan0If that's how you look for not eating anything then shit I'm stop eating!
@@atomicwheeze8756he is a twunk
Nice to see you’ve turned the music off for this
Ah. This is gonna suck.
man I love happy chaos (as a character. He sucks to fight lmao)
Baiken does not care
potemkin on opposite day:
gotta love how zato and chaos are just kinda annoyed
Potemkin is the only character in existence that could suplex a trans girl and get away with it.
baiken???
The dad jokes are strong with this one.
Why is that Goldlewis' voice
Do you plan to do the Japanese ones too? It'd be fine for me with no subtitles
Man the dub just doesn't hit as hard, it starts off so good but just doesn't get the "BUSTER!"
No la de Bane no la de Bane noooo