Zoomertide | Warhammer 40k Darktide meme dub
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- The muhfuggin heretics of the Moebian 6th don't got non of that sauced up skibidi ohio rizz ong, they deadass sus af mane 😏
Anyway with that out of the way please bonk me on the head as hard as you can with a large wooden implement.
Also, big thanks to channel regulars Carole and Anna for voicing the female Psyker, Mommy Hadron, and Misozi! (everyone say thank you to Carole and Anna, even if Anna did commit TWO WHOLE FLUBS)
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Darktide - Waiting to Strike
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Smug Dancing Imperial Guardsmen by Мышич
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#Warhammer40K #Darktide #zoomer #40klore #warhammermemes
For any historians/anthropologists watching this in the far flung future of 2030+, just know that no one actually talks like this and this was made for comedic purposes.
Lies. The Purge happened. Don’t let them hide the truth!
For any historians/anthropologists watching this in the far flung future of 2030+, just know that everyone actually talks just like this and this is a 100% true-to-life accurate recreation of an average conversation on the job.
@@iamnotgonnatellyouIgnore this one
@@protalghulnist4126 Ignore this one
please pin this for histories SAKE!
Dreadanon………please stop
*BLESSED ARE THE INTOLERANT!*
No
Never
No... continue.
Dread anon.... Please, become the new Alfabusa! Lol😊
This is the most cursed darktide conversation I've ever listened to. And I'm all for it...
that coochie line was so diabolical it should be considered heresy 💀
I have dead ass caught your ass lacking Masozi. May the based giga chad-peror of rizzkind help your ohio'ed soul.
I never thought I’d relate to Hadron so hard in this situation, but here I am. I’m starting to feel like Frank in Always Sunny when he says,” I just don’t understand your generation.”
mommy? 😳😳😳
Boomer spotted
NGMI
@@jesusimpersonator1648 she might be mommy but as we all know the Trapper is best girl
SOMEFIN NEW FOR THE COLLECTION, HEH HEH HEH
@@DreadAnon That Traxussy got me feeling things 🥵
You've killed all of my neurons. I can only imagine how yours are
*How bout that heretics face when he saw the gyatt*
Sopranius Pius moment
😨
This is what they play directly into your eyes when they strap you to a penitent engine
A fate worse than thousand deaths
💀
If this iserrly a penitent engine, then what lind of hell awaits those strapped in an Anchorite?
aw jeez lois this is worse than the time I was in a Clockwork Orange
@@DreadAnon Get'im outta here! Get him the hell outta here!!!
They say history repeats itself and I am starting to think it does. I am also thinking Emperor got himself on life support just to skip the second coming of zoomers.
how did spaghetti spilling from pockets get into zoomer vocabular? I remember it was in gamestop greentext like 15 years ago
The youngins like digging up the old tounge and acting like its new
I mean "based" is an old Word too. It was a thing like 10 years ago with "based god". Yet people act like its a new Word.
@@thepeps101 The words stay the same, while the meanings change.
You see gen z starts 1995
15 years ago that would be 2009
That’s a 14 years old of first year zoomers
They had time
Also despite its ossociation with zoomers
Most use it ironically
While the younger less intelligent bunch of zoomers and the extremely young next generation
Generally after uses it (if they use it at all) though not as extreme
Though normal people exist and don’t use every new slang or trend they see
Those will die over time
You don’t see people being called dibs anymore yet that was a slang
Hadron, a literal cyborg with the intelligence of a computer, doesnt understand their lingo and i love that
Warp storm lookin' kinda good right now.
The most relatable character in Warhammer content should never be a Tech Priest(ess), but here we are
@@unnhkp8mza522 Is it.
Imagine, you are a loyal space marine, who has ascended out of the scout company, past the reserves and into the battle line, and having proved yourself a thousand times over, becoming a true hero of the chapter, enough so that when you are violently ripped asunder you are interred into a dreadnought, an agonizing situation but one that grants you far longer longevity than your fellow brothers, and you fight everytime you wake up once more, being put to sleep for perhaps millenia at a time.
Then one day a bigger marine than your fellow brothers starts talking in this strange language and for some reason it's somehow more painful than being interred into a dreadnought.
Same experience.
Man, I don’t think Nagash, Sigmar, or the Chaos Gods want your soul after this shit. Enjoy eternity in the void between the realms.
Those quests are the perfect quests for people who always claim themselves as "Nice guys".
I relate to that ultramarine dread more than ever
Glad I wasnt the only one wanting to return to my ancient slumber after hearing that
The Judge impression is so good I have to double check James Alexander isn't making another meme cameo
damn, that zealot voice is on point, sounds exactly like the VA!
Considering one of them is a "tradcath" it can mean one of 3 things.
1. It is just a figure of speech. After 38K years, it became a part of the lexicon, but nobody knows where it came from.
2. Catholicism or some form of it still exists in the 41st millennium. Which is somewhat reasonable, as there were some kicking around during the Horus Heresy.
3. He is a perpetual born in the zoomer generation... Emperor preserve us all...
I watched the entire thing and instantly experienced brain death
I hate how I understand those words. Historian in the future going to be so gobsmacked studying all the linguistic we using nowaday.
That judge calling Hadron an out of touch boomer got me
50% if all Zoomer kids won't even respect their parents by the time there 12 when they can see there Dad was simping for Genshin Impact AI Coom train, or a meme voice actor.
@@Just_A_MegalodonTHE AI GF IS HIS MOTHER.
This isn't very Emporer loving of you
Wow! Now I know what scrapcode would've sounded like if I was connected to the noosphere. Thanks Dreadanon! I didn't need to hear this today!
It's like I can feel my braincells trying to murder each other in a vain attempt to decode this🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
the veteran was not in this one because he walked in the room heard them say one word, and just left the room. He did not want to hear any of that noise today.
Anyone with younger sibling/family member can understand the disorientation of trying to entertain a conversation
I feel really dirty for understanding perfectly everyone here.
I love all your Darktide vids and this one isn't an exception. Hilarious as always.
In the grim darkness of the far future, mankind has evolved linguistic slang so far removed from all prior languages that humans would have an easier time decoding tyranid screeches.
0:47 Dat gitz face when ‘e saw da grot
I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that they are talking like that, or the fact that I understand it.
This FEELS like another language.
High Gothic vs Low Gothic
If ftl travel required traveling through the Skibidi Ohio Backrooms, everyone would have stayed in their own star system
We actually needed subtitles for this one.
Calling Hadron a boomer is fucking hilarious.
I started taking DoT damage when I started the video. 10/10
Praise be to the Emperor that I never had a DT mission with teammates that talk like this in chat. Its bad enough most of the level 30 teammates I’m paired with still have no clue what they’re doing
You're killing us Dread.
This makes me wish I was as braindead as an Ogryn without the BONE-head chip
My brain actually hurts
I think this one gave me repeated micro strokes. By the Emperor, this Zoomer lingo truly is something else.
I can't help but get the feeling the two first assignments are very closely related
“None of these words are in the Codex Astartes…”
i feel the warp overtaking me, it is a bad pain
This is truly a darktide moment🔥🗣️🗿
As a gen z
Please no, never again.
Another cursed masterpiece, thanks Dreadanon.
hear me out, the emperor could potentially use the warp to create tulpa anime girls, this would drain Slaneesh' recruiting pool since the blessed anime girls would be far superior to disgusting 3d demonettes
This is the best channel on UA-cam
the lack of Cadian veterans is disturbing
_"Sheesh, pilgrims!"_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
**THE BENEFICENT EMPEROR**
We have strayed from the Emperors light, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.
My sins will know rizz-tribution...fr fr
Gabriel Rizzgelo's Captain of the Blood rizzer's third broccoli
DAYUM MASOZI DIDN'T HAD TO ABSOLUTELY TEAR HADRON APART
Well I certainly tell you my brain is now spaghetti after listening to all this.
I guess that's why they call it the noodle.
Sir that's not zoomertide that's Alphatide!
so that's how the brainburst feels...
I don't know what scares me more about this, the parts I understood or the ones I didn't...
genuinlly funny holy shit you allways deliver
Thank you Carol, thank you Anna
This comment thread for those who watched the whole thing and now feel as if their brain has tinnitus
I appreciate you dreadanon!
The corruption has gone too far.
Hadron please overload the plasma reactor grant us a quick death.
I feel my spine trying to remove itself from this existence
This one fails the Emperor.
Man be speaking low-low-gothic
The hell does malk mean?
Thank you Carole, thank you Anna : D
I don’t know if I gained brain cells or lost brain cells from this new lingo. But at least I know what gyuat is.
I enjoyed that way more than I should have
This is the reason I would serve for Nurgle
dreadanon, know that this is going to the book of *all* grudges
Do they sound Slaaneshi or Tzeenchian?
Yesn't
they sound fucking broken. Like their brain has a shoe print in it. like fucking gum on the sidewalk bro
By The Emperor this is holy art
Remleiz was dragged screaming from mara to film this
The Tyranids were just trying to save us from ourselves.
Thank you Carole and Anna
What heresy is this!!!
Okay, who turned off the gellar field?
Never thought I'd root for the Heretics.
Beneficent Emperor save us, Nurgle should be shaking in boots, these rejects are packing enough power to create a whole new Chaos God,
Zoomerion, Chaos God of Cringe.
Someone call the Inquisitor.
We've got some defectives.
I don't think I'm gonna play Darktide after this....
ah yes the pure tide of gen z brainrot from this video
Hadron and Masozi definitely getting it on
…Pretty sure this is why we have a hive fleet attacking us…
Emperor guide me, my mind is cursed with the knowledge of this exchange. Its cringe words forever haunt the extends of my mind!! Such heretical texts should never be uttered in the worlds of the beneficent Emperor ever again!
I can't force myself to watch more than 40 seconds.
What in the Holy Emperors colostomy bag did I just listen to?!
EMPEROR PRESERVE ME FROM THIS CHAOS TALK.
*CRACK* I must rejuvinate myself with a holy monster from terra as i mow the lawn of tertium
At this rate, 2040s English would be as foreign to us to 1400s English.
What in the name of the Sangunes and Amitt am i watching.
I‘ll take rizzing 20 Discord Kittens over collecting 16 grimoires anyday no cap ong fr
I understood about half of this but I know what the other half says since it's always the same no matter the generation "Me good, you bad".
Also the answr too "You don'T understand my generation" has always been "you are intentionally try to make it hard for other people, you are trying to be different and you put a lot of effort into it".
Do zoomers know about spilling your spaghetti? That's from like 14 years ago.
I was going to say something about the horrors of Chaos, but I cannot figure out how to express it. You ruined my mind.
LITERALLY WHAT??!!
That caused me physical pain and the worst part is I understood everything they said