Charcoal Burnt Giant Capers. Could be the mold from Delta meals and could be the title of the latest whistleblower's time within the Biden residence..."white house" or White House. "First one's for free"!!!
I've known multiple people talk about quitting just because the drugs suck now. On top of all the other reasons. No one has, but we've talked about it;)
I think there was some of that going on. You know one person will eat it and get sick and stop the flight, so you may as well become a victim too. One of the FAs probably thought this was the best way to get some stuff fixed...if they threw the food away nothing would get changed.
Hawk Tua girl managed to perform every modern female comic's act in about six seconds. With any kind of refinement of her skills, she could be the female Tim Dillon.
During the Las Vegas shooting Stephen Paddock supposedly expent 3000+ rounds of ammunition over the course of ten minutes from 27 AR-15's with bumpstocks despite the facts that it would have required him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was empty, even though videos from survivors show that it was a nonstop stream of ammunition with a firing rate much higher than a bumpstock is capable of producing from multiple locations that appear to be M240 LMG's. More interesting is the fact that after the FBI took over the investigation, his house somehow burned down with all of the evidence, and photos of the hotel room he shot from only show 50 spent shells. Years later we still have no motivation, and there was strangely no follow up on the biggest mass shooting in US history. Most confusing is that the day after his brother had numerous press interviews where he claimed it made no sense, he was arrested for possessing several hundred terabytes of child porn on a 20 year old computer running Windows 95, at least according to the photos taken by the FBI.
I think there was a hit, and one or more people who needed to go were let go. Then his/her/their bodies were found among the others who were unalived. For sure Stephen did not off those who were targeted. Simple way to prove I'm correct: one or more of those who passed that day would have ballistic evidence on him/her/them that would show markings that bullet(s) hit them from close range. Of course the kind of investigation I'm referring to has yet to be undertaken, and will never be allowed.
I love how Tim thinks the food on planes is something we care about. 90% of the public flies 2x a year on trips less than 5 hours in coach. We get pretzels and a diet coke
The riff connecting the in-flight meal mold and Biden's mental capacity is what people need to hear to come to their senses. Also, Tim's version of hoktuah girl at 57:29.
The lies and the lying liars are wonderful. Maddox, Cooper, Morning Douche Bag Joe, The View panel and number one,... The Black Tokyo Rose...Joy Reid are priceless.
Tim's delivery is what is fucking hilarious. Then he backs it up with a bunch of periodic "punchlines" that are really just accurate observations and finished thoughts. A comedic genius!
I'm an artist in L.A. and recently spent a week in New Mexico (where I'm from) trying to explain the art world to my cowboy family. Needless to say I was unsuccessful but all I really needed to do was send them this video. Thank you Tim for being the bridge we all need to span the gaping abyss of understanding between earnest, hard working but ignorant Americans and dead-eyed rich kids with no reason to exist.
Because of the husk people. These dead eyed homunculi like to flock to the most beautiful parts of the country because they hope the scenery sparks something in their mostly dead hearts
My 30th birthday this week, what a time to be alive. Best birthday present ever with this episode; glad we have our Narrator in Chief in these trying/circusy times. Currently watching this on day 3 of the Big 4th of July Boomer Bash with the whole family, waiting in the car for the parents to stop arguing over how to fit ALL the patriotic stuff into the car, and putting the taco dip on the right tray, to then go hang out with my upper-middle-class aunt, uncle 'n cousins in town from Arkansas. Which, once at the lakehouse, should be nice in theory, but in reality will be filled with "riveting" conversations about what the true Patriots think about the border crisis, why do geys need their own month, and yes HawkTua girl. ...Happy Murica Weekend everyone
Tim. I’m laughing everyday. It’s priceless. I hope I keeps coming all summer long. We are so lucky to have this humor as the marrow is sucked from the country’s dying corpse.
Every single episode of The Tim Dillon Show is like a state of the union
😂 so true
Charcoal Burnt Giant Capers. Could be the mold from Delta meals and could be the title of the latest whistleblower's time within the Biden residence..."white house" or White House. "First one's for free"!!!
If the union was gay
@@EandJeniusare you telling me they’re not
TDS is the REAL SOTU
I love how Tim frequently socializes and then roasts all the people he interacted with in his next podcast episode.
lol i mean ... he's the goat at that
and I think that's why everyone lives him. Joe Rogan is the ultimate throat goat to his guests and it gets old
@@bigboy6704 joe rogan is either bipolar or a good actor playing devil's advocate ... while letting jokes go over his head 75% of the time
@@528grave 85-90% 😂
😂😂😂 The absolute best
I'm not a doctor, Jill is
😂😂😂😂😂😂
'The Riddler'
The jiggler
The diddler
Jill the dementer Biden.
“I looked at black mold and thought it was something different” LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂
Mushrooms?
I looked at the black mold and thought… Jackpot! Now united pays the bills!
0:20 @@michaeldunn3476
0:39
This Presidency is like having a substitute teacher and everyone in the classroom is lying about what usually happens in the classroom.
I got an Airbnb just to watch this
What about other episodes .? Just peer through windows? 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
In the desert?
Don’t forget the Gortons fish, tartar sauce, baked beans, and various pints of ice cream
Tim is cutting close to the bone with this one. He's going to be on the radar. I wish him well.
Why.. what cut your bone.
I am sure most of us are on a list amigo.
@@Poopster4U I wish you well
He's in too deep. Calling his boys dead husks deep. Final boss of US Presidents.
Joe should embrace the narrative and run as the first neurodivergent president
But are there still neurons in there to begin with is my question
We all know Teddy Roosevelt was the first
shame the cogniphobes
Have you forgotten that we had an autistic cowboy for 8 years?
@@ctg4818 Excellent point 🤣
Tim Dillion is one of the most brilliant communicators online, period.
His command of the language is constantly impressing me
"Drugs don't always work" is the only reason I'm 7 years sober
They don't work anymore in these days
I've known multiple people talk about quitting just because the drugs suck now. On top of all the other reasons.
No one has, but we've talked about it;)
[😊ll😊😊😊😊(😊(😊k😊😊😊lok😊(😊😊(lk😊😊ĺ
@@Notthatbrandono😊)(
Congrats on your sobriety 👍🏻
More importantly, did the pool get done?
In the but
Amazing.
@@ajh21313 truly spectacular
Asking the question that really matters, thank you ❤❤❤
He definitely should do an episode from his pool, floating on a raft, once it’s completed.
At first I thought Hawk Tuah was a new Star Wars Alcolyte character.
Hahaha you're so edgy and cool for hoping on the trend of hating the Acolyte you're cool now
@@ashleybanks-wm4cg lol the show is shit. self insert lesbian space witches that don't know how the force or Star wars works
She's far too white to be in that show
Sounds like another name for a loogey
@@ashleybanks-wm4cgyea cause it’s fucking trash
being an American to me is buying the loudest fireworks set. Knowing that my neighbor is a veteran with PTSD.
its an all volunteer force, have fun
And your neighbor will show you what it means to him to be an American when he kicks your door down and has a flash back all over that ass
I make sure to play screams and helicopter sounds through a loudspeaker too.
Really get the ambiance going.
God Bless America 🇺🇸
Yes and drowning in toxic air pollution for a month
America is the longest running episode of South Park ever
They certainly have endless content to spin off
Someone said at the debate every time he looked over at Donald Trump it was like he was seeing him for the first time 💀💀
Remember he "hadn't seen trump in person in 4 years"😂 biden forgot what he looks like😂😂
Lmao
He was.
Tim watching 3 September, and yeah you were right, Binden out, Zuck outted spooky 😮
I'd take a bite of the mold so I could call Morgan and Morgan so I could get MINE!!!!! 😂
I think there was some of that going on. You know one person will eat it and get sick and stop the flight, so you may as well become a victim too. One of the FAs probably thought this was the best way to get some stuff fixed...if they threw the food away nothing would get changed.
🤣
The car accident Morgan and Morgan read had me in tears
If i see another fucking "weekly reminder tim needs to be on gta 6 radio" imma lose my cool
Sadly, someone at rockstar games would have to know about Tim, and be wiling to put him in
“Oh my gosh why is that actually the literally best idea ever hahahahahah”
We are years away from getting gta 6, so unfortunately the posts will continue...
@@jchase7586it’s coming out next year (allegedly)
@@anthraxcrab2222how do they not know him
"Mitsubishi's that didn't work" 😂
I was there ✌️❤️
Same
Congrats, you're gay
You take 10 and two work and hope you wake up.
they worked 75% of the time, every time.
Blue ninja stars...
Tim Dillon is a national treasure.
That picture of Shultz, Tim and driller is the start of a Charlottesville protest.
He's a cute little twink 😊
@@fbinformant gay* super gay*
Tim captioned it, “who says I don’t have black friends?” Haha
true titans of industry, the meeting of great minds
Hawk Tua girl managed to perform every modern female comic's act in about six seconds. With any kind of refinement of her skills, she could be the female Tim Dillon.
Wait, that wasn't Nikki Glaiser?
Ahh yes. Because males never make seggsual jokes in their comedy routines. Your logic is truly astounding.
Ahh yes. Because males never make jokes about sex. Truly astounding logic.
@@havingfunisnthardwe wish you well.
How would she do that? Gain 100 pounds and a coke habit?
Tim "Pivot" Dillon.... What a masterclass
Ill be at Cracker Barrel
Nice Ill stop by I heard they had a re-brand
Dated a girl from a Cracker Barrel, wouldn't recommend it passed 4 months.
we call that good eatin
the gaza chicken strips are to die for
Jimbo weNt to CrackerBargle on the fourth, had MeetLoaf, gobbless
Why is the ad at 38:38 actually the funniest part of this podcast
Lmao….”Jill’s trying to kill him. I’ll tell you why…” lmao 🤣 💀
I leaned in all the way from South Africa😂😂😂😂 Gid save Tim Dillon and fake business everywhere
Trust me I’m enjoying this summer. Taking full advantage of my boomer parents friends pool
You should swim pool to pool across town like Burt Lancaster.
I'm at my Boomer parents pool as we speak. Amen bro
My father in law got mad when I called him a boomer (he's 55). But he also has a pool and that's pretty cool!
I live in Washington and all my friends have rich families with lake properties, I'm living it up this summer
@@HolyChaoMulol. Of course he got mad. At 55 he’s GenX.
During the Las Vegas shooting Stephen Paddock supposedly expent 3000+ rounds of ammunition over the course of ten minutes from 27 AR-15's with bumpstocks despite the facts that it would have required him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was empty, even though videos from survivors show that it was a nonstop stream of ammunition with a firing rate much higher than a bumpstock is capable of producing from multiple locations that appear to be M240 LMG's. More interesting is the fact that after the FBI took over the investigation, his house somehow burned down with all of the evidence, and photos of the hotel room he shot from only show 50 spent shells. Years later we still have no motivation, and there was strangely no follow up on the biggest mass shooting in US history. Most confusing is that the day after his brother had numerous press interviews where he claimed it made no sense, he was arrested for possessing several hundred terabytes of child porn on a 20 year old computer running Windows 95, at least according to the photos taken by the FBI.
This comment is written by the FBI
I think there was a hit, and one or more people who needed to go were let go. Then his/her/their bodies were found among the others who were unalived. For sure Stephen did not off those who were targeted. Simple way to prove I'm correct: one or more of those who passed that day would have ballistic evidence on him/her/them that would show markings that bullet(s) hit them from close range. Of course the kind of investigation I'm referring to has yet to be undertaken, and will never be allowed.
Sir this is a wendys
He was using them belt fed's
Sir you need to calm down or i'm going to have to ask you to leave
I can't wait for Tim to explain the fall of our empire to the "Hawk Tua" Girl.
She's not even pretty
“Oh that’s cool but like I have this new podcast coming out next week where I talk about who I would hawk tuah”
@@OleksandrKhreptyk she's not even pretty
@@NickIggler1969 you're gay is all
Repubs are mad because she said she wasnt a trump supporter 😂😂😂
Tim Dillon - one of the few wise orators left in the symposium
Tim's pivot from Gretchen Witmer to Helix mattresses is masterful. He is a master pivoter.
'Have you had the skewer?'
It ain’t a Tim show if he ain’t randomly shuffling papers for dramatic effect
Excellent
The ol' Alex Jones exasperated shuffle
Tiny bit of Rush Limbaugh 🙌🏽
Very Rush like.
🤣😄😁
“I love my family… to a degree.” lol
Can we get a live episode recorded at Cracker Barrel with Hawk Tuah as the guest??
Almost died when he said jill biden was dressed like a batman villan
The riddler!
Tim is losing weight and we notice. Nice job Timmy boy.
I barely noticed but since you mentioned it, he looks fantastic.
@@rachelengstrom9120 he’s summer ready
If he loses much more he’s gonna go from protected class to neo nazi real quicklike
Yea he actually you could see gain weight after corona but now losing it
He will turn to Twink 😂
Dead husks diet
Tim Dillon for trumps press secretary 2024 !
Tim's too honest; press secretary involves constant lying.😂
LOL could you imagine some Smart A journalist trying to one-up Tim?!?! Good luck with that. And Tim in a suit everyday? I'll tune in every time!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's a real knife fight out there. - Tim's response in a time of crisis.
Please lord make this happen 🙏
OMG, please, oh, pretty please!!
I love how Tim thinks the food on planes is something we care about. 90% of the public flies 2x a year on trips less than 5 hours in coach. We get pretzels and a diet coke
There is but one whose rants I cannot live without and shes beez Auntie Timothy.
Tim is like a glass of wine after a hard days work…. Soothing the mind and the body
As a Persian from Los Angeles."So Beverly Hills Persian Jew" is hilarious and accurate
Gold plated everything?
“Persian” fancy word for Iranian 😂
You had me at big furry puss
به به
@_Sj330 lol right? By that logic, as a greek american, I am actually instead an Ionian Greek of the Delian League
Man I like that background.
It reminds me of a 90s aerobic exercise set
It was part of the set on a summer preview special filmed in February for a show called Talk Who-ah?
Silver Lake Sand Dunes, West Michigan.(far from detroit, way better) Whistlindiesel did the red gwagon video there also
My roadtrip wind turbine video, has the spot at the end 😅
Cape cod ma.
Felt like a long week without Tim. 😔
The riff connecting the in-flight meal mold and Biden's mental capacity is what people need to hear to come to their senses. Also, Tim's version of hoktuah girl at 57:29.
100% spot on i agree
He’s so right about family/friends being years behind….i literally can’t imagine even attempting to wake any of them up to the realities of the world.
Tim would be the ultimate kings hand
Press secretary!! Make it FUN
It was a dazzling debate topped off by Jill patting his hand and giving him his participation trophy.
just remember you seen "The Best version of Joe Biden" to date
YOU DID IT JOE! YOU ANSWERED ALLLLLL OF THE QUESTIONS!
@@bvdrvgLOL, she has a PhD in education, and that's all she's got.
old man won’t let go of the THING we forced him to take…CLASSIC😂
No one forced Joe to run for president in 2020. The dems snuffed Bernie.
loooool
You know the THING
The food is good
I am shocked, appalled, horrified, and entertained all at once. I’m convinced the universe is just memeing
God has a sense of humor, that’s why He had Jesus move the big rock in addition to being revived. Just so people would be even more stunned
The lies and the lying liars are wonderful. Maddox, Cooper, Morning Douche Bag Joe, The View panel and number one,... The Black Tokyo Rose...Joy Reid are priceless.
I’m a gay leprechaun 🏳️🌈🍀
@notsure725 that's so 2008
those shadowy figures behind the scenes are full of memes
I died when he said Jill Biden looked like a Batman villian @1:08:35 😂
She looks like the riddler or something!
Imagine if she teamed up with Lori lightfoot! Tim’s rants explaining and fawning would b delightful
The riddler! That was sooooo funny!
Tim's delivery is what is fucking hilarious. Then he backs it up with a bunch of periodic "punchlines" that are really just accurate observations and finished thoughts. A comedic genius!
I'll be asleep when this drops but that won't stop Timmy boy from trolling my dreams with his rambling madness.
god I can't wait
This is a top-tier episode, Tim. Thank you
Better than an ice cold Zima on a hot day In 1997!
You called that right. Zimas on Friday working at a Body shop in Norfolk VA around 96
I loved Zima back in the 90's.
It was like Sprite but got you drunk😅
Amen! Not a care in the world
I was too young to drink back then, but the commercial always made me want a Zima
@@adamgardener8624
Some liquor stores still sell it. Try one 👍
I legit went back and listened to the Morgan and Morgan ad again. One of the very few podcasts where I never skip an ad.
I'm an artist in L.A. and recently spent a week in New Mexico (where I'm from) trying to explain the art world to my cowboy family. Needless to say I was unsuccessful but all I really needed to do was send them this video. Thank you Tim for being the bridge we all need to span the gaping abyss of understanding between earnest, hard working but ignorant Americans and dead-eyed rich kids with no reason to exist.
Tim is carrying the torch of Rush Limbaugh
I live in Aspen Tim would go insane if he hangs out here.
Why good sir
Because of the husk people. These dead eyed homunculi like to flock to the most beautiful parts of the country because they hope the scenery sparks something in their mostly dead hearts
@@jw6487 The billionaires and Russian money should be enough.
@@ASE-CO82 is it hype though? Fast times?
Tim Dillon: our daily dose of perspective.
What a great opening you’re right Tim this is an incredible time and there is much joy to be derived of it.
_The Boomers' Last Dance_ is a great name for an 8-part Netflix documentary
Church has begun yes or yes. 🎉😂
Yes
Amen
Hallelujah
Oh yes.
Those first 3 minutes were masterful
Your Right On Target Timmy Polo!! CORN POP WAS A BAD DUDE!!’
that full speech they hid... it would have made biden lookbad if trump used it for 2020 ads
Subscribing cause love the insightful rants. This shit is high art
Head here if you need a good cheer up. He makes the the wild world sound funny 🙌😂
I agree. Let's all enjoy this showing of King Lear on the Potomac.
The only news worth watching. Was looking forward to it and delivered once again.
Tim Dillon is a national treasure
Watching this as I'm recovering from a near fatal car accident last night. If only I had Morgan and Morgan, but hey, life in the big city🤷🏿♂️🤙
No one paints a better mental picture of a scene or scenario than Tim!
I liked the previous sidekick who used to sit with Tim and laugh
Love today’s outfit. It brings that feisty energy that fits the moment.
Lol! The takes on drill rap 🤣
I got excited. I thought it was out already. 17 hrs to go? FUUUUCK
😢
It's available now
Were you able to survive long enough to hear the show?
@@William2Firearms Barely
Boy went off on this one and I needed it. Lol
"Weed, weed. Drugs, drugs. It's starting to make sense" 😂
you know DELTA is hurting, if the company sorts through the moldy food and goes no no these pasta ones are still good.
I had the lasagna
To quote eric weinstein "if your child needed brain surgery, u wouldnt call upon Dr. Dre"
OMG!!!! The NFT bit deserves world status comedy award, thanks for making my day.
I can’t believe anything I hear until Tim covers
The reference to the mitchibishi extacsy brought me back 20 years
Right!!
@@SpaceGoat. flashbacks from the past. Rolls Royce Was my go to lol
On time TImothy Dillon ep? Count me IN
My 30th birthday this week, what a time to be alive. Best birthday present ever with this episode; glad we have our Narrator in Chief in these trying/circusy times.
Currently watching this on day 3 of the Big 4th of July Boomer Bash with the whole family, waiting in the car for the parents to stop arguing over how to fit ALL the patriotic stuff into the car, and putting the taco dip on the right tray, to then go hang out with my upper-middle-class aunt, uncle 'n cousins in town from Arkansas. Which, once at the lakehouse, should be nice in theory, but in reality will be filled with "riveting" conversations about what the true Patriots think about the border crisis, why do geys need their own month, and yes HawkTua girl.
...Happy Murica Weekend everyone
Can't think of many worse ways to spend the weekend.
Beautiful word picture
Beautiful word picture
@@pumpupthevolume4775 it's rough lol
We wish you well
THE BEST ONE DOING IT SHOUT OUT TO TIM DILLON
"Find what you can find in the rubble; and move on." You're the sage of this era, Mr Dillon.
I was just listening to Tim while I was at the beach and now he's at the beach
This is my church
**begins praying in drill rap**
Hallelujah!!
I like to think that cactus is an exact replica of Tims spikey gay hog
Tim’s prick
The best news commentary source 😂🤣😂
Cricket ball leather. Bloody genius.
Ahh Mitsubishis! You’re bringing me back Timmy! ❤
Glorious!!!
Pulp fiction adreneline shot!! 😂😂😂
That ending *chef's kiss*
That ending was perfection
my day is instantly better
I’m hope this new Tim Dillion is here to stay🔥🔥
This is an instant classic. Not being shocked by stuff is such a great theme.
Tim Dillon emerged when Harambe was assassinated, marking the end of the empire, and I’m not convinced Tim isn’t his reincarnation…
Tim. I’m laughing everyday. It’s priceless. I hope I keeps coming all summer long. We are so lucky to have this humor as the marrow is sucked from the country’s dying corpse.
Corpocracy is a real thing
It's like the bread and circuses that occurred as Rome fell
I’m gonna try the swordfish skewer line tonight… wish me luck lol
The Morgan and Morgan ad😂 i cant stop laughing. Thank you sir😂 I grew up in Oceanside, i can listen to this all day.
Haven’t seen Tim this on point in a couple years, good to see