Your Mortgage Makes You Act Right | Chris Rock: Total Blackout

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  • @UncleSwell707
    @UncleSwell707 2 роки тому +845

    “If you have 739 credit score, you ain’t killing nobody.” ☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @knowledgespoiled1247
      @knowledgespoiled1247 Рік тому +4

      i don't know about that

    • @johnniewalker877
      @johnniewalker877 11 місяців тому +6

      That rich dude in Las Vegas would disagree lol

    • @bengaltiger96
      @bengaltiger96 11 місяців тому

      @@johnniewalker877 Right? Somebody will come by to fuck up the stereotype. All the mass murderers were white, then here comes Richard Ramirez.

    • @RonJohn63
      @RonJohn63 10 місяців тому +12

      @@johnniewalker877 don't overthink the humor. It's aimed squarely at the middle class.

    • @johnniewalker877
      @johnniewalker877 10 місяців тому +3

      @@RonJohn63 tbh man idk what a medium credit score is. I know 100 is terrible but 800 is great. But nobody ever taught me how the score affects my ability to secure different size loans.

  • @SWHalo2
    @SWHalo2 2 роки тому +371

    Chris: "How many times you been ready to smack the shit out of somebody at work?"
    Will: "I can think of one time..."

  • @hazemelhusseiny5683
    @hazemelhusseiny5683 2 роки тому +975

    Chris talking about people slapping other people is even more hilarious now

    • @andis9076
      @andis9076 2 роки тому +50

      Fast forward to March 2022, after he got slapped by Will Smith on Oscar, he is ready to smack Smith back but he's thinking about his mortgage of his huge house !

    • @deadpres9534
      @deadpres9534 2 роки тому +2

      It was never funny to begin with.

    • @nomientas-fh7lk
      @nomientas-fh7lk 2 роки тому

      this race is a disgrace

    • @elisadaygrey
      @elisadaygrey 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, anger issues are HILARIOUS.

    • @nancyhoward7005
      @nancyhoward7005 2 роки тому

      Good 1

  • @shawnhayden6674
    @shawnhayden6674 4 роки тому +678

    Chris Rock is a fucking wizard of comedy. He smacks me in the face with his jokes and I laugh. He's been around for 30 years...idk but he never misses a fucking step.

    • @wiii2316
      @wiii2316 4 роки тому +3

      hear hear

    • @chrisrock1270
      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks for the comment, I hope you will never stop watching me... Contact me on my private cell 6612490894.

    • @animezia
      @animezia 2 роки тому +3

      @@chrisrock1270 lol ...

    • @jessecampagna3777
      @jessecampagna3777 2 роки тому +45

      Dude this just aged incredibly well

    • @skyatollah2skyharder276
      @skyatollah2skyharder276 2 роки тому +29

      "Smacks me in the face." Oooooh lawdy.

  • @douglascamp4393
    @douglascamp4393 4 роки тому +590

    "You get a bad mortgage, you watching Delirious on VCR", hilarious 😂😂🤣

    • @tomadams3528
      @tomadams3528 4 роки тому +13

      How about " get your eyebrow done one at a time."
      That's poor women style.

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 4 роки тому +1

      That one got me. lmaooo

    • @SeatonRyan
      @SeatonRyan 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣yeah the the sug knight mortgages part

    • @d.athegreat3947
      @d.athegreat3947 2 роки тому

      @@SeatonRyan I was wearing my headsets while I was watching, when he said the Suge knight part I bust out loud. God I could n't hold it. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kakefisk
      @kakefisk 11 місяців тому +2

      Delirious is GOAT comedy though.

  • @chriscynthiachambers4748
    @chriscynthiachambers4748 4 роки тому +547

    You ain't neva lied, Chris!!! 💯 That damn mortgage... and them kids. 🤣

    • @bensam8578
      @bensam8578 4 роки тому +3

      Amen to that...

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 4 роки тому +6

      You mean kids that you CHOSE to have?

    • @chriscynthiachambers4748
      @chriscynthiachambers4748 4 роки тому +20

      @@torachan23 Yep...and the mortgage I chose to have. Did you miss the point? It's comedy.

    • @frankzornes1884
      @frankzornes1884 3 роки тому +1

      @@chriscynthiachambers4748 how are you doing?

    • @minimars3696
      @minimars3696 3 роки тому +1

      I feel sorry for your kids. At the same time I realize that 90% of parents are just like you but they don't even have the balls to admit it. But sometimes they have and they admit it right to their kids screwing up their whole lives💀

  • @Mvs2527
    @Mvs2527 3 роки тому +2301

    Chris been rich for 20 plus years but can still relate to regular people. Dudes amazing

    • @PaulFaucon
      @PaulFaucon 3 роки тому +49

      All top comedians have writers too, it surely helps. He is a master at delivering jokes.

    • @jamesm.3967
      @jamesm.3967 3 роки тому +106

      @@PaulFaucon Wrong! not stand up comedians. You're talking about people who host shows. That my friend is not stand up.

    • @kathyo5971
      @kathyo5971 3 роки тому +12

      I love him. He’s so funny!

    • @richardramfire3971
      @richardramfire3971 3 роки тому +6

      Very true

    • @alisabrisc8752
      @alisabrisc8752 3 роки тому +4

      Sounds like he’s mocking pple when you put it that way.

  • @yydsyyds
    @yydsyyds 2 роки тому +2368

    Will Smith clearly paid off his mortgage🤣

    • @sandraaustin1282
      @sandraaustin1282 2 роки тому +94

      I wondered how many people came here after the academy awards.

    • @muning5713
      @muning5713 2 роки тому +18

      LOL

    • @user-bt4jg5lh4b
      @user-bt4jg5lh4b 2 роки тому +7

      hahahahaha

    • @unknownx1x267
      @unknownx1x267 2 роки тому

      Keep my mortgage out your f-in mouth!

    • @y.m.505
      @y.m.505 2 роки тому +92

      He couldn't smack back cuz he thought of his mortgage. 🤭

  • @RomanMcMillan
    @RomanMcMillan 2 роки тому +190

    Your house is lookin at you like, “where’s my money bitch?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Abel-Alvarez
    @Abel-Alvarez 2 роки тому +298

    This couldn't have been timed more perfectly. 🤣🙏

    • @fazxer7865
      @fazxer7865 2 роки тому +6

      I was looking for a comment like this

    • @haydenbrice8470
      @haydenbrice8470 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @andis9076
      @andis9076 2 роки тому +5

      Fast forward to March 2022, after he got slapped by Will Smith on Oscar, he is ready to smack Smith back but he's thinking about his mortgage of his huge house !

  • @kyddopeness
    @kyddopeness 3 роки тому +462

    Rock and Chapelle just exist on a different level when it comes to stand up easily the two best

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 3 роки тому +27

      A great comedy triple bill would be Rock, Chappelle, and Bill Burr.

    • @djiboutidjango3196
      @djiboutidjango3196 3 роки тому +13

      And Bill Burr

    • @alley1433
      @alley1433 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly

    • @SMDH.2204
      @SMDH.2204 2 роки тому +2

      My Goats are Rock and Burr

    • @claytonelofgren
      @claytonelofgren 2 роки тому +2

      I saw them both in Phoenix last month. Really enjoyed it

  • @drewhendley
    @drewhendley 4 роки тому +1164

    Mortgage is a French word meaning “death contract”

    • @Frenchdayz
      @Frenchdayz 4 роки тому +113

      Im bilingual (English + French) and that never even occured to me 😂

    • @TheHEATnas
      @TheHEATnas 4 роки тому +9

      Lol that’s funny

    • @thatisabsolutelykooooge2211
      @thatisabsolutelykooooge2211 4 роки тому +123

      It comes from Latin, with “Mort” meaning death, and “gage” meaning “until”. So, until death LOL

    • @marcharrison9847
      @marcharrison9847 4 роки тому +6

      Thanks for answering my first question you know what you did

    • @frankparent463
      @frankparent463 3 роки тому +9

      OMG J'avais jamais réalisé!

  • @donaldsmith5972
    @donaldsmith5972 4 роки тому +301

    He can make the mundane and the serious so funny. Mortgages and guns.

    • @aznsbd
      @aznsbd 3 роки тому +2

      Actually I think he may have something here. Gun ownership becomes a lot more expensive.

    • @travisahicks
      @travisahicks 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly bro

    • @rm5282
      @rm5282 3 роки тому +2

      @@aznsbd some of the crazies out there own enough guns to buy a house in cash. I am a gun owner too so believe me I know some of them.

    • @chrisrock1270
      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

      Thanks for the comment, I hope you will never stop watching me... Contact me on my private cell 6612490894.

  • @ErikDeMann
    @ErikDeMann 10 місяців тому +14

    "They all live with their mothers" being the imperative statement here.

  • @BoldWittyName
    @BoldWittyName 4 роки тому +186

    Chris making us look old talking about mortgages. I remember when he was the fresh new kid on the block. 😂😂

  • @thatisabsolutelykooooge2211
    @thatisabsolutelykooooge2211 4 роки тому +408

    You know what’s better than a “good mortgage”? NO MORTGAGE.

    • @rm5282
      @rm5282 3 роки тому +17

      Especially one that is paid off that brings in residual payments that will cover property taxes and pads the portfolio.

    • @FreeOnlineContentWritingSchool
      @FreeOnlineContentWritingSchool 3 роки тому +9

      100% FACTS

    • @thatisabsolutelykooooge2211
      @thatisabsolutelykooooge2211 3 роки тому +9

      @@rm5282 your reply is super broad and you’re over-simplifying it. What if the cash that was used to pay off the property was invested in T Bills of which the compounded interest would eventually yield a higher Cash on Cash return (especially since T Bills are cash equivalents) as opposed to downgrading your cash into equity and relying on that investment, that has significantly greater risks, such as non payment or lien against property, which will give you weak returns to begin with?

    • @rm5282
      @rm5282 3 роки тому +5

      @@thatisabsolutelykooooge2211 treasury bills are a very safe investment with fixed rates of interest. They are sold in in increments of $1000 - $5M. Whiles they're backed by the government they pay lousy returns. A paid off home 3/2 home with two car garage can gross an average of $1500 per month in lease payments. It's not a guarantee but owning property is better than owning government paper. Look at the tbill rates and tell me if you believe it's a real money maker in today's market. I over simplified my statement because it was predicated off the original statement.
      A couple of things you did not include in your statement:
      1.) How much did the owner pay for the property?
      2.) Where is the property located and what's the going rate per sqft for rent in the area?
      3.) How many T- Bills would it take to reach the same earning potential of the rental property?
      4.) What would be the cost to profit ratio of continuing to pay a mortgage while earning measly rate of return on the T-bill.
      You made a very general statement too, so you better put up some boards around your glass house before tossing rocks.

    • @Ralathar44
      @Ralathar44 3 роки тому +1

      @@rm5282 I think the last year has shown some of the volatility of the housing market again to people. Some places people fled from in high numbers and others they fled to. Housing markets benefited greatly in some areas but also depreciated greatly in many other areas. Housing is always at least somewhat of a gamble and also requires constant proper maintenance and involvement. T-bills are closer to like a 401k option where there are better investments but they are pretty set and forget and unless some serious shit goes down that's going to fuck you anyways it's going to be there. But yes, general statements :P. Finances are nothing if not complex. If making good ROIs was easy everyone would do it :P.

  • @infinitytricks3716
    @infinitytricks3716 3 роки тому +140

    Honestly Chris should be and would be an effective politician/leader. He sees the reality of our daily lives and humor is his gift.

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd Місяць тому

      Chris for president

    • @UnionSinger2005
      @UnionSinger2005 Місяць тому

      @@SpiralreddI refer you to movie "Head of State" where Chris Rock does exactly that.

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd Місяць тому

      @@UnionSinger2005 😄 🤣

  • @amphagorey91
    @amphagorey91 4 роки тому +153

    Lol “you’re lucky I’m trying to refinance”

    • @chrisrock1270
      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

      Thanks for the comment, I hope you will never stop watching me... Contact me on my private cell 6612490894.

    • @freeshavacado3959
      @freeshavacado3959 3 роки тому

      That's why you wait to slap their ass AFTER you've signed everything!

    • @RazorPG2365SpruceSt
      @RazorPG2365SpruceSt 8 місяців тому

      Lol

  • @Roflmaolinde
    @Roflmaolinde 2 роки тому +21

    I got my loan today. Since I got the loan approved, waiting for all papers to be completed at a snails pace, the rate have gone up 0,5%. I relate to this deeply and furiously.

  • @TheAlkebulanTrust
    @TheAlkebulanTrust 4 роки тому +443

    True or absolutely true?...Chris Rock definitely is one of those comedians that can do stand ups, tv sitcoms and movies. It's rare that every comedian can check all that list. And excel.

    • @dansmith935
      @dansmith935 4 роки тому +1

      U are right I seen Joe Rogan stand up he is not very good he should never do stand up

    • @eljuetah
      @eljuetah 4 роки тому +10

      He can do Excel too? Damn

    • @christineferreira2181
      @christineferreira2181 4 роки тому +3

      Dan Smith Rogan is a better UFC commentator than comedian. Rock on the other hand is a legend

    • @javeth88
      @javeth88 4 роки тому +3

      As true as this is, Donald Glover is a worthy successor.

    • @ALGtheMC
      @ALGtheMC 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah but can he do Word or PowerPoint? Idk

  • @Dapper0Scrapper
    @Dapper0Scrapper 2 роки тому +50

    "Where's my money bitch" was delivered so perfectly my sides hurt from laughing too much😂😂💀

  • @jfjoubertquebec
    @jfjoubertquebec 4 роки тому +319

    This is why we need comedians. Chris Rock is on to something with this!

    • @silentsushix3
      @silentsushix3 4 роки тому +2

      He really fucking is...

    • @christopherchristopher1524
      @christopherchristopher1524 4 роки тому +1

      #SeanCHristopherHowrd###!!!#SnoopDogg###!!!#Eminem###!!!#popSmokes###!!!#mightymouse###!!!#NEWPORTNEWS###!!!#ChrisRock###!!!

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 4 роки тому +1

      I feel less smart by watching this. But not as less smart as i feel after watching my videos

    • @hojuniverse
      @hojuniverse 4 роки тому

      Yes, cause it’s true! Ask anyone with a balloon rate that hit the roof and they couldn’t get out of it fast enough

    • @Get_Yo_Life
      @Get_Yo_Life 3 роки тому

      He ain’t on to shit

  • @earlthomas6295
    @earlthomas6295 3 роки тому +60

    Lol...Chris Rock is legit one of the few stand ups that can make me burst out laughing anymore. He gets it.

    • @chrisrock1270
      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

      Thanks for the comment, I hope you will never stop watching me... Contact me on my private cell 6612490894.

  • @davedawave4705
    @davedawave4705 2 роки тому +17

    Rock has the same type of magic as Carlin did, not to compare the two necessarily, but themes that resonate with the actual lives of his audience. I guess they call it observational comedy. He also isn't afraid to poke fun at EVERYONE. Always been a favorite.

  • @NikoZguri
    @NikoZguri Рік тому +22

    "you gotta watch Delirious on VCR"
    that was golden 🤣🤣

  • @joekay5662
    @joekay5662 4 роки тому +122

    "These people don't know how to use me".."My skills are going to waste"🚮😁

    • @chrisrock1270
      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

      Thanks for the comment, I hope you will never stop watching me... Contact me on my private cell 6612490894.

  • @charlita25
    @charlita25 2 роки тому +15

    “Eyebrows done ☑️ one at a time” lol 😂

  • @kareemward8749
    @kareemward8749 4 роки тому +44

    Two years ago I wanted to quit my job that I was in... But; I had plans on refinancing my home. (That comment hit home)

  • @gregoryd2050
    @gregoryd2050 4 роки тому +224

    Love how he referenced one of his older bits at the end. 😂

    • @muzakdeep
      @muzakdeep 4 роки тому +2

      Love Tony Rock, his routine about smoking green with your fat friends is hilarious.

    • @maryfrisby3613
      @maryfrisby3613 4 роки тому

      0 tablets,a p

    • @s0uljah71
      @s0uljah71 4 роки тому +2

      Pookie 😆

    • @ianpark9404
      @ianpark9404 4 роки тому

      Fucking hilarious n spot on

    • @adam_doesthings817
      @adam_doesthings817 4 роки тому +2

      Wait you mean Delirious? That's Eddie Murphy

  • @Blaaaah98
    @Blaaaah98 3 роки тому +15

    "please, please, I'm just tryna fix this basement" omg! That was me but with my roof!😂 I'm literally crying right now!!!

    • @sunneblues
      @sunneblues Рік тому +6

      lol....for real! It's my roof and 2 new ac units i'm pining for. Lawd....pa-lease! Got 17 yrs on this house and for the last 3 summers, the AC situation is just that...a situation👀. I play the how long can we go before I absolutely have to turn it on....and I live in TEXAS🤪. It's 84 degrees in this beast right now. I've got this fan on me and we gon call that good! Oooh wee...one day at a time sweet Jesus!

  • @abhibhatta1
    @abhibhatta1 2 роки тому +199

    Turns out, Will Smith didn't have a mortgage.

  • @SolReaver
    @SolReaver 4 роки тому +232

    Mortgage is French for : “Death Pledge” mort=death / gage=pledge
    This means you have pledged and enslaved your life to a bank... lol
    It’s funny that it’s not funny.

    • @Mrgiftedsoul
      @Mrgiftedsoul 3 роки тому +3

      If you smart you can easily get rich off a home

    • @AvecPoesie
      @AvecPoesie 3 роки тому +2

      Oui, c'est vrai! "Death Contract." 😳

    • @alexanderkim4889
      @alexanderkim4889 3 роки тому +5

      Not quite. The "death" isn't for you, but for the "pledge." In other words, "mortgage" is better translated as "until death of the pledge." It's named like that because until you pay off your loan (i.e. the pledge), your house can be taken by the lender. Once the loan "dies" (when you pay it off), the lender no longer can claim your house. That's why we say you "mortgaged" your house: you're putting it up as collateral until your loan is paid.

    • @SolReaver
      @SolReaver 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexanderkim4889 yours is one interpretation and there are many we can all come up with. But what I’m pointing to is a more direct understanding of the origins of the French word to its most simplest and significance.

    • @alexanderkim4889
      @alexanderkim4889 3 роки тому +9

      @@SolReaver No it's not just oneinterpretation, it's THE interpretation for why and how the word is used. "Death pledge" is the literal translation, but the connotation is wrong because in the original French legal term, it's meant in the way I explained: a pledge that dies when an obligation is met.

  • @Shopenhauer2
    @Shopenhauer2 4 роки тому +50

    I have a mortgage... truer words have never been spoken...

    • @chrisrock1270
      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

      Thanks for the comment, I hope you will never stop watching me... Contact me on my private cell 6612490894.

  • @SeatonRyan
    @SeatonRyan 2 роки тому +16

    Sug knight mortgages ( sneak up on yah ) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ybn8830
    @ybn8830 4 роки тому +127

    One of the greatest stand up comedians of all time.

    • @DonnaSnyder
      @DonnaSnyder 4 роки тому +5

      Agreed!

    • @chrisrock1270
      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

      Thanks for the comment, I hope you will never stop watching me... Contact me on my private cell 6612490894.

    • @heatherboardman7004
      @heatherboardman7004 10 місяців тому

      Really?

  • @MalloryNewcomb
    @MalloryNewcomb 9 місяців тому +2

    “A layer of KRISPY on my hand!” 😂😂😂

  • @elisem1912
    @elisem1912 2 роки тому +10

    1:42 That question was for you, Will 😂

  • @timekograves
    @timekograves 4 роки тому +74

    Love me some Chris Rock! He's hilarious

    • @chrisrock1270
      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

      Thanks for the comment, I hope you will never stop watching me... Contact me on my private cell 6612490894.

  • @lastpme
    @lastpme 3 роки тому +75

    So true...I almost quit my job two years ago because I was really upset with my boss...but then I remembered my wife loves her house 🏠 so I am still in the same job 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @chrisrock1270
      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

      Thanks for the comment, I hope you will never stop watching me... Contact me on my private cell 6612490894...

    • @fatboitino2
      @fatboitino2 3 роки тому +3

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @donsamuel5476
      @donsamuel5476 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂ma man. You just killed me

    • @sandraakinnadeju3280
      @sandraakinnadeju3280 2 роки тому +1

      God bless you sir.

    • @JayDee-b5u
      @JayDee-b5u Рік тому

      Figure out how to do both; quit the job and keep the house.

  • @hufhufCool
    @hufhufCool 3 роки тому +49

    Damn. he got millions but he still knows what a mortgage feels like

    • @AngelTechno
      @AngelTechno 3 роки тому +3

      That’s how you know someone is humble.

    • @masterkc
      @masterkc 2 роки тому +2

      You have to remember he's house is probably $20 million 💵 so, he definitely has to watch his back.

  • @millimob6446
    @millimob6446 2 роки тому +22

    Chris Rock is a legend man 😂

  • @mmka5434
    @mmka5434 5 місяців тому +2

    "Hell hath no fury like a bad mortgage."😂😂

  • @user-ex2yt1pl6u
    @user-ex2yt1pl6u 4 роки тому +370

    Yeah, it's called financial slavery.

    • @mudoken1557
      @mudoken1557 4 роки тому +6

      Or gate you with $300K price tag

    • @ricaivory6571
      @ricaivory6571 4 роки тому +5

      Or working for what you need? Should it all be free? Absolutely not.

    • @robertgrover5657
      @robertgrover5657 4 роки тому +2

      Definitely agree... although our Americans amendments are our country’s fundamentals and what we all are today

    • @kenS87
      @kenS87 4 роки тому +16

      Indentured servitude. Slavery doesn't have a due date.

    • @dokidokitoki7429
      @dokidokitoki7429 4 роки тому

      @Chizzy Meka Ok Ron Swanson

  • @Seconds2Minutes
    @Seconds2Minutes 2 роки тому +31

    Will Smith should've thought harder about that mortgage.

    • @seemoon7652
      @seemoon7652 2 роки тому +1

      Chris should be like "where's my money bitch!?"

    • @clashon4life843
      @clashon4life843 2 роки тому +2

      @@seemoon7652 Chris Gonna hit them pockets for sure!!! Will And The Academy! Ase

  • @katrinab7657
    @katrinab7657 4 роки тому +90

    My dad is the nicest, easiest going man. A black dude slapped my father at work 40+ years ago. My father thinks he was trying to impress white co-workers. He said he saw a metal pipe within arms reach and thought about hitting him. He didn't. I asked my father what stopped him. He gave me a look like 'duh'. He simply said "I had a wife and five kids to take care of". I thought, now that's a man. We need to remember how hard life can be for black people, especially men. For all the family, home should always be a sanctuary, a haven from the hell that can be waiting outside. But always treat the man of the house with respect, if he is deserving. You may be the only one who does. And let him have the big piece of chicken.

    • @saritamoorebansa4485
      @saritamoorebansa4485 3 роки тому +3

      Amen ... one of the reasons I work too. I really think my husband has less stress because he knows in the back of his mind that I got his back and if he has to knock a MF out, we will still in the same house and eat because I save the majority of my salary and could take over bills if he lost his jobZzz

    • @katrinab7657
      @katrinab7657 3 роки тому +3

      @@saritamoorebansa4485 Sounds like you and your husband have a great partnership and worthy goals and I'm sure it's a comfort to him to have a woman that lets him be the man, yet always has his back.
      You sound very wise. I always said that if I married, I'd want my husband to provide a home and heat, at minimum. It wouldn't have to be fancy, necessarily, but something the person with the lower salary could handle comfortably. And ideally, we'd use my earnings for saving, investing, wealth building, business ventures, etc. That way, if anything ever happened, we'd be okay.

    • @katrinab7657
      @katrinab7657 3 роки тому +2

      @JSL I know the guy wasn't fired, but I believe that God won't let those types of situations go unpunished, unless the person repents. But when I did job training, I would share this story, not that anyone should allow abuse, but like you said to learn how to keep yourself in check and not lose sight if the bigger picture. Had a young girl at church, on her first job, either her manager or a co-worker flat spit in her face. She didn't retaliate. Went through the proper channels. Handled it in a godly and professional way. I was soooo proud of her. She was only like 17. She didn't even have a mortgage or kids of her own yet.

    • @robinswallows8013
      @robinswallows8013 3 роки тому

      Bless your Daddy for his restraint.

    • @chrisrock7483
      @chrisrock7483 3 роки тому

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  • @51dbail
    @51dbail Рік тому +12

    He has a point! It’s called skin in the game. But we should use the same thing for voting. If the gov isn’t taking 30% of your pay then no voting for you!!

  • @victoriapassmore8567
    @victoriapassmore8567 Рік тому +15

    You don’t own the house, the house owns you.

    • @ChangYu-wi4ez
      @ChangYu-wi4ez 9 місяців тому +1

      Well said! Mortgages are a trap!

  • @curtistinemiller4646
    @curtistinemiller4646 4 роки тому +47

    You're Lucky I'm trying to refinance ......LOL...
    .

  • @oiat
    @oiat 3 роки тому +23

    A great comedian reads your mind and says what you're thinking when you're too afraid to say it. A genius comedian like Rock actually teaches you something you didn't already consider.

  • @THEAJ109
    @THEAJ109 4 роки тому +294

    Netflix, please, for the love of everything good in life, stop having quiet ass videos and then blasting your outro music.

    • @cwell510
      @cwell510 4 роки тому +9

      I think they do it deliberately...

    • @dfPats2665
      @dfPats2665 4 роки тому

      quiet*

    • @THEAJ109
      @THEAJ109 4 роки тому +3

      @@dfPats2665 I.. Am so ashamed in myself 😭

    • @ALGtheMC
      @ALGtheMC 4 роки тому +3

      @@dfPats2665 quit*

    • @LM-rk3nm
      @LM-rk3nm 4 роки тому +2

      Effing right!!
      I just want to strangle them.
      But the moron directors prolly think they are being very artistic.
      Autistic is more like it.

  • @whosyabobby
    @whosyabobby 4 роки тому +127

    It’s sounds like a joke but this is what adults think.

    • @Essays4College
      @Essays4College 3 роки тому +6

      It sounds like a joke but it's true! LOL

    • @chrisrock1270
      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

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  • @alandavila7215
    @alandavila7215 2 роки тому +26

    I guess Will Smith must not have a morgage anymore....😂

    • @Carlos-xz3vi
      @Carlos-xz3vi 2 роки тому

      Or needs one

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 Рік тому

      $800 million in the bank and plenty of song royalties. Probably.

  • @Xxsharpshooter58Xx
    @Xxsharpshooter58Xx 4 роки тому +72

    Chris Rock don’t got no damn Mortgage 😂

    • @georgiasweetpotato7170
      @georgiasweetpotato7170 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣 right lol 😆

    • @truffle6082
      @truffle6082 4 роки тому +5

      How do yall kno?

    • @dbboykid10
      @dbboykid10 4 роки тому +6

      @@truffle6082 its chris rock lmao he definitely bought his house for the full price tag

    • @insomthegreat
      @insomthegreat 4 роки тому +2

      @@dbboykid10
      Why would he do that it makes no sense.

    • @matthewreese1011
      @matthewreese1011 4 роки тому +6

      @@dbboykid10 I highly doubt it, for tax reasons anyone that is good with their money doesn't pay off their house fully

  • @chloeratchford4854
    @chloeratchford4854 3 роки тому +14

    What's so funny is Chris Rock speaks real life stuff, that the everyday person can relate to. Hilarious 😆

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      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

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  • @AiGameDevAcademy
    @AiGameDevAcademy 2 роки тому +23

    Apparently, Will Smith needs a mortgage.

  • @vivianebb1
    @vivianebb1 4 роки тому +23

    love love his voice

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      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

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  • @LuciendaBaxter
    @LuciendaBaxter 3 роки тому +5

    🤣🤣Suge Knight Mortgages🤣

  • @sagittariusmax5419
    @sagittariusmax5419 3 роки тому +19

    mortgage makes you a good person. by the time you finish paying mortgage, your old anyway. its basically a invinsible jail

  • @supersimmons14
    @supersimmons14 2 роки тому +8

    2:30 I guess Will Smith wasn't trying to refinance

  • @AnythingGoes305
    @AnythingGoes305 2 роки тому +6

    He's talking about how will smacked him 🤣😂 he knew the future

  • @h.dbrown776
    @h.dbrown776 Рік тому +4

    LOL, for real. This set was made for me!!! God has shined His light in me.

  • @user-gz6rx2fx6q
    @user-gz6rx2fx6q 5 місяців тому +1

    Very nice, it's like an updated bit on his old joke about bullet control. Very clever.

    • @curtisalex456
      @curtisalex456 5 місяців тому

      Damn, i have forgotten about that joke. I was about to write that 20 years ago then realised it will be 30 years soon.

  • @jimmyjames8611
    @jimmyjames8611 Рік тому +12

    Chris has the best gun control ideas. Why doesn’t anyone take notice ?

  • @johnconway9882
    @johnconway9882 9 місяців тому +2

    People don't realize the origins of the word "mortgage." It comes from Latin and Old French, and basically translates to "death pledge." Other words related are mortality, mortuary, mortician, morgue, postmortem, mortal, mortified, rigor mortis, etc. In many cases it truly is a case of 'til death due you part.

  • @channel-nv9xc
    @channel-nv9xc 4 роки тому +10

    I love how he dropped those sly Cheap Pete and Pookie references in this bit.

    • @chrisrock1270
      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

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  • @ReignRey
    @ReignRey 4 роки тому +10

    Who knew Chris Rock was THIS funny! I really enjoyed this. Thank you Netflix

    • @Britt3334
      @Britt3334 Рік тому +1

      Everybody knew, that’s why he’s been famous since the 90s

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 11 місяців тому

      UMMM EVERYBODY

    • @ReignRey
      @ReignRey 11 місяців тому

      @@Britt3334 🙄

    • @ReignRey
      @ReignRey 11 місяців тому

      @@alanai1981 great! 🙄

  • @DiscipleofChrist33
    @DiscipleofChrist33 4 роки тому +12

    Watching this as I’m going through a refinance lol.. I definitely ain’t killin nobody haha!

  • @alkearney1512
    @alkearney1512 Рік тому +1

    I know that's right!! Haha 😂
    "The mortgage make you act right"!! Yessss that part. LOL😂😂

  • @JoeAveron
    @JoeAveron 4 роки тому +28

    Why is the volume on every one of these clips so much quieter than every other video on youtube? >

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      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

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  • @saiphaneeshk.h.5482
    @saiphaneeshk.h.5482 3 роки тому +2

    3:09
    Good mortgage: lets you buy sh&t
    Bad mortgage: doesnt even let you take sh&t

  • @milesl.2740
    @milesl.2740 2 роки тому +14

    About Will Smith's credit score...

  • @bbygirlk94
    @bbygirlk94 3 роки тому +1

    That man ain’t lying!! 🤣🤣

  • @whartonmadkins4474
    @whartonmadkins4474 4 роки тому +10

    Gotta ADMIT.... HE, s not LYING 😀

    • @chrisrock1270
      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому +1

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    • @frankt285
      @frankt285 3 роки тому +1

      It's all fact yet, funny.

  • @levimartinez6312
    @levimartinez6312 2 роки тому +8

    “Ready to smack the shit out of somebody” - boy did those words come back at his face

  • @melissasaint3283
    @melissasaint3283 4 роки тому +3

    Shug knight mortgage 🤣🤣☠️

  • @swistedfilms
    @swistedfilms 4 роки тому +19

    And when you have a mortgage you get some nifty benefits, like it never increasing. Fifteen years in you realize that you're paying less on your mortgage than most people pay in rent. And you get to deduct the mortgage interest. Chris is right; a good mortgage is a blessing.

    • @stevenbeach748
      @stevenbeach748 4 роки тому

      Your mortgage payment doesn’t go down so I don’t see what 15 years has to do with it.
      Most people don’t get to deduct the taxes anymore either.
      That being said I have no problem with mortgages even though mine is paid off

    • @swistedfilms
      @swistedfilms 4 роки тому +5

      @@stevenbeach748 rent goes up, mortgages don't. And the value of the house goes up too.

    • @stevenbeach748
      @stevenbeach748 4 роки тому

      Yes that’s true.

    • @FTYC2022
      @FTYC2022 Рік тому +1

      ​@@swistedfilms the value doesn't always go up but your payment can and will go up...property taxes, house insurance, home warranties. Not to mention the phantom costs of repairs, new roof , and renovations.

    • @swistedfilms
      @swistedfilms Рік тому

      @@FTYC2022 Sure, but NEVER at the rate of rent. In another five years there will be kids who are flabbergasted by how low my mortgage is. And yes, home repairs are expensive, I don't deny that. But that's a good incentive to learn some DIY.

  • @glicmathan1771
    @glicmathan1771 Рік тому +10

    Chris is brilliant and extremely underrated, despite how popular he is. Mort-gage is a death contract, translated literally. They are necessary for most people but a scam in reality. The house ends up costing twice as much by the time it’s paid off.

    • @forman208
      @forman208 Рік тому +1

      Paying rent is still worse, esp if you're paying a comparable amount either way. In the city, a mortgage is still a better route than paying rent.

  • @runanirarichmond9342
    @runanirarichmond9342 5 місяців тому

    "You gonna have your eyebrows done one at time " That punchline 😂

  • @Hogarth420
    @Hogarth420 4 роки тому +35

    I got a mortgage and still act a fool.

    • @kachtev
      @kachtev 4 роки тому +9

      Not a damn fool though

    • @mattdold6060
      @mattdold6060 4 роки тому +5

      @@kachtev DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS FOOLISHNESS?!

    • @xilencered7788
      @xilencered7788 4 роки тому +5

      Thats a good mortgage my guy

    • @pietrodwomo9090
      @pietrodwomo9090 4 роки тому +2

      Probably cause your mortgage ain’t that fucked up

    • @Hogarth420
      @Hogarth420 4 роки тому +3

      @@pietrodwomo9090 probably but i make it my main goal to pay that first before anything

  • @123lowp
    @123lowp 7 місяців тому +1

    100% true. I don't have a mortgage and I have quit on a dime before.

  • @B1gLupu
    @B1gLupu 4 роки тому +40

    Moral of the story; Don't own a house, don't get a mortgage.

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 4 роки тому +2

      yep get a G**

    • @amariebbin8153
      @amariebbin8153 4 роки тому +1

      No key is become financial literate so u can invest better there are plenty of poor people with no houses while rich people have the most houses n property

    • @MarcoBonechi
      @MarcoBonechi 3 роки тому

      No, moral is check for guns like mortgage background check

    • @richardramfire3971
      @richardramfire3971 3 роки тому +1

      No get a small mortgage.

    • @B1gLupu
      @B1gLupu 3 роки тому +1

      @@richardramfire3971 or rent and use your money to buy stocks

  • @ratuldutta1521
    @ratuldutta1521 3 роки тому +2

    1:55 The fact that everybody clapped at that time. Felt too close to home.

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      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

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  • @tritondriver1
    @tritondriver1 4 роки тому +16

    Preach 👍👍

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      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

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  • @funnybone6149
    @funnybone6149 2 роки тому +5

    1:44
    Apparently Will Smith does not have a mortgage

  • @Lovelyelizabeth12
    @Lovelyelizabeth12 4 роки тому +15

    AMEN!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @robertlopes14
    @robertlopes14 2 роки тому +2

    2:09 Chris reading Will's mind in a recent future

  • @bbface21
    @bbface21 2 роки тому +6

    Chris: "How many times you been ready to smack the shit out of somebody at work?"
    Will: "Hold my beer."
    Man, the irony.

  • @aaronisacomedian
    @aaronisacomedian 3 роки тому +1

    One of my favorite specials ever

  • @abd4175
    @abd4175 Рік тому +3

    So simple...having a mortgage as a prerequisite to getting a gun licence. Genius idea 💡

  • @FreddyFermin
    @FreddyFermin 2 роки тому +6

    I guess Will Smith doesn't have a mortgage 🤣

  • @annettwetzig342
    @annettwetzig342 Рік тому +1

    That's me watching 😂 not even on a VCR 😅

  • @BENTandTWISTED
    @BENTandTWISTED 4 роки тому +7

    Not the "Suge Knight' mortgage...daaaaaamn!

  • @freddyaguirre4091
    @freddyaguirre4091 Рік тому +2

    Chris Rock knows how to put issues into perspective 😂

  • @OutFreak28
    @OutFreak28 4 роки тому +3

    Omg that delirious joke 🤣

  • @ZKashBenHim
    @ZKashBenHim 2 роки тому +2

    1:50 I ain’t go lie will smack tha shi out ya 😅

  • @Sam-cr5wn
    @Sam-cr5wn 4 роки тому +10

    This man makes me laugh so hard

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      @chrisrock1270 3 роки тому

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    • @Sam-cr5wn
      @Sam-cr5wn 3 роки тому +1

      @@chrisrock1270 hahahahahaha okay Chris Rock 😂

  • @lilmg6447
    @lilmg6447 4 роки тому +3

    Chris Rock funny asl and I don’t have a mortgage 😂😂😂

  • @allenshelledy3618
    @allenshelledy3618 2 роки тому +4

    Clearly Will Smith doesn't have a mortgage 1:42

  • @anjelica948
    @anjelica948 11 місяців тому +2

    As someone who is going through the process of buying AND re-financing, this is So True.

  • @TrazynTI
    @TrazynTI 2 роки тому +3

    1:43 apparently that is what Will Smith was thinking about.