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  • Dark Humor Face Off #3! The bros are back with another round of terrible dark jokes.. Which one was your favorite??
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 274

  • @jasonbuster5503
    @jasonbuster5503 2 роки тому +836

    The girl really killed the mood. She was just waiting to be offended.

  • @saditashraf9219
    @saditashraf9219 2 роки тому +550

    The one with Mr. Walker hit me harder than the car he was in.

    • @Psycho_Potat0
      @Psycho_Potat0 2 роки тому +16

      lmao, that’s a good one

    • @jabjab6019
      @jabjab6019 2 роки тому +9

      Shit 😂

    • @Michael52825
      @Michael52825 2 роки тому +8

      god damn bro

    • @RoyalDart101
      @RoyalDart101 2 роки тому +7

      Good one. Damn fam

    • @kbng02
      @kbng02 2 роки тому +9

      Wooh... wrap my head around that like the car to that tree

  • @samuelchang916
    @samuelchang916 2 роки тому +54

    And that's why guys only act like that around guys, never around girls.

  • @DM-uz7lf
    @DM-uz7lf 2 роки тому +144

    That Jewish women 10% had me laughing so hard my sides were hurting 🤣🤣🤣

    • @prof0_r
      @prof0_r 9 місяців тому +2

      Explain

  • @jamesloucks6152
    @jamesloucks6152 Рік тому +54

    Why did they allow a woman to screw up this group. It's BRO for a reason.

    • @karransingh8002
      @karransingh8002 Рік тому +7

      Exactly

    • @Whatreally123
      @Whatreally123 Рік тому +4

      Cos apparently in the usa anyone can identify as anything 😂😂

    • @tyzilla358
      @tyzilla358 Рік тому +5

      Yeah, it would have been fine if she was intelligent enough to understand these are just jokes.......but she is clearly just one of these Gen z kids who are literally waiting to be offended about anything so they can ruin the vibe and flow for everyone else.

    • @memeboi-271
      @memeboi-271 11 місяців тому +2

      bro I could identify as a peice of dirt and no one would question it

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 10 місяців тому +1

      @@memeboi-271I mean…. Selfawarewolves I guess?

  • @stevenmilot3633
    @stevenmilot3633 2 роки тому +59

    My uncle been diagnose with cancer, 3 years left to live. He wanted the family to come one night to play high stake poker. I said : Well that's not fair, you've got nothing to lose anymore.
    Yeah, my mother did not think it was funny ...

  • @georgejones8727
    @georgejones8727 Рік тому +20

    The organ one floored me lmao 🤣

  • @MikeMessiah
    @MikeMessiah 2 роки тому +72

    The black girl's jokes were lame af.

    • @trahapace150
      @trahapace150 8 місяців тому

      Cause she only jokes about men and racism, while waiting to be offended if a joke hits her

    • @user-uv6sj3zc6l
      @user-uv6sj3zc6l 4 місяці тому +1

      It looks like she is 100% there to fill a quota.

  • @andreponniah9900
    @andreponniah9900 2 роки тому +112

    Courtland’s got a point with that funeral one.

  • @Timothy-Wess
    @Timothy-Wess Рік тому +20

    These are the jokes I’ve been waiting for.

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 2 роки тому +60

    That last joke though. Funny AF🤣

    • @alial-smadi8796
      @alial-smadi8796 Рік тому +1

      Probably the best one of them

    • @ir8free
      @ir8free Рік тому +2

      The JFK joke didn't seem to work; it was random and historically inaccurate.
      An unroofed car would be easy to exit.
      In shock, the content Jackie Kennedy neither screamed nor tried to get off the car, climbing to the back allegedly to reach for a piece her hubby's skull.
      Her blood-stained suit is still preserved by the National Archives.

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 Рік тому +15

    I've got three for you:
    Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "I have good news and bad news"
    Good news, it's all in you head
    Bad news, it's brain cancer.
    I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
    A guy returns home from a trip and his wife greets him with, "Did you miss me?"
    He responds, :Yea, you wouldn't stand still."

  • @danielskrivan6921
    @danielskrivan6921 Рік тому +34

    The first job in my career we were in a warehouse and had basically nothing to do. The only woman on our team told the first woman joke, and the fattest guy on our team told the first fat joke. After that, nothing was sacred. Some dark, dark humor but some good, good times.

    • @ChilledTV
      @ChilledTV Рік тому +3

      Any good ones you can remember?

    • @danielskrivan6921
      @danielskrivan6921 Рік тому +7

      @@ChilledTV No, that was 15 years ago. So I'll tell you this one instead.
      A man dies while wearing a black suit. The mortician tells his newly widowed wife that she can bury him in that suit if she likes. She says she would prefer him to be buried in a blue suit, because he always looked best in blue. The mortician says, "I'll see what I can do."
      The day of the funeral, the wife shows up to find her husband in a blue suit, absolutely perfect. She asks the mortician how much the suit costs.
      "No charge. There was another man who died in a blue suit, and his wife liked him better in a black suit. So it was just a matter of switching their heads."

    • @ChilledTV
      @ChilledTV Рік тому +3

      Nice one - 😂

  • @MultipleMadness1
    @MultipleMadness1 2 роки тому +61

    The JFK and 10% off jokes were fantastic!

    • @ir8free
      @ir8free Рік тому +2

      the jfk joke doesn't seem to work; it was random and historically inaccurate.
      an unroofed car would be easy to exit.
      in shock, the content jackie kennedy neither screamed nor tried to get off the car, climbing to the back allegedly to reach for a piece her hubby's skull.
      her blood-stained suit is still preserved by the national archives.

    • @ir8free
      @ir8free Рік тому +1

      so the white guy couldn't get laid so he just jizzed on the girl in the car?

  • @Hatz.techno
    @Hatz.techno Рік тому +7

    "Can i laugh at that..." my heart broke a little.

  • @douglasdallichjr.7836
    @douglasdallichjr.7836 2 роки тому +40

    Y’all go after Paul Walker every time
    for no reason 😂☠️

    • @thekakan
      @thekakan 2 роки тому +9

      He makes for a nice target. What's he gonna do, call for help??

    • @ir8free
      @ir8free Рік тому +1

      @@thekakan
      why the celebrity passenger?

    • @ir8free
      @ir8free Рік тому

      @@thekakan
      have a problem with the humanitarian?

    • @Qwertyasdfg123
      @Qwertyasdfg123 Рік тому

      Either way whats he gonna do?

  • @EUROPAMusicOfficialChannel
    @EUROPAMusicOfficialChannel 2 роки тому +147

    Don't put her in another video. I can't stand how she is trying to be as offended as possible.

  • @jjmitch3
    @jjmitch3 Рік тому +9

    2:59 this is insane I almost busted out laughing in class 😂

  • @adamatif288
    @adamatif288 Місяць тому +1

    3:20, the look of evil in his eyes.😂

  • @JD_tcb
    @JD_tcb Рік тому +6

    Y'all have a diff definition of "dark" than we did when I was in school lmaoo. Js.

  • @ehberry8359
    @ehberry8359 Рік тому +3

    5:28 bro I bust out laughing when he said that choke with a straight face.

  • @alexlupu3935
    @alexlupu3935 2 роки тому +34

    The woman was offended

    • @ssvoogel
      @ssvoogel 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah, she ruined this video because she can't take joke.

    • @WhiteboyJack
      @WhiteboyJack 10 місяців тому

      That’s a women?

  • @JiggyMofficial
    @JiggyMofficial 2 роки тому +8

    GABE SNAPPED 😂😂😂

  • @violetmcguire4167
    @violetmcguire4167 2 роки тому +19

    I love the LGB WHATEVER THE REST OF LETTERS ARE, WAYYY TO FUNNY 👍

  • @omalor
    @omalor Рік тому +6

    The Paul Walker one came out of nowhere!!!

    • @TheNightOwl11683
      @TheNightOwl11683 Рік тому +1

      Kinda like that tree

    • @ir8free
      @ir8free Рік тому +2

      @@TheNightOwl11683
      wrong. a lamp post before two trees.

  • @violetmcguire4167
    @violetmcguire4167 2 роки тому +18

    Again ur all too funny!!! Keep it up. 💜☘️

  • @Signedbydeath
    @Signedbydeath 2 роки тому +5

    “Can I laugh at that?” 💀💀💀

  • @Hoffman2750
    @Hoffman2750 11 місяців тому +2

    Damn that JFK joke at the end was just too far😂😂😂

  • @GeometryGav
    @GeometryGav 11 місяців тому +2

    my go to is “my dad died in 9/11, he was a good pilot though”

  • @zackielovefan2173
    @zackielovefan2173 2 роки тому +12

    Did not imagine hear the China joke as a Chinese but it is really a good one lmao

  • @mickey9248
    @mickey9248 2 роки тому +6

    these are so outta pocket😭

  • @slayer6867
    @slayer6867 10 місяців тому +2

    This was great

  • @justyoutube8472
    @justyoutube8472 Рік тому +4

    For the Jewish and the bad joke u should've said a zionist instead

  • @Fio_Lynn
    @Fio_Lynn 2 роки тому +5

    XD omg I love these guys

  • @martinjacobson3191
    @martinjacobson3191 Рік тому +8

    The Jfk joke blew my head away.

  • @kingg-kidd
    @kingg-kidd 2 роки тому +12

    What did Aaron Hernandez say after not getting a high-five?
    Don’t leave me hanging.

  • @whoismitchconnor120
    @whoismitchconnor120 Рік тому +3

    They all funny

  • @vexili
    @vexili Рік тому +7

    Seriously just don’t include her

  • @kar98kpewpew95
    @kar98kpewpew95 2 роки тому +4

    Goddamn I love this channel XD

  • @soccernut918
    @soccernut918 Рік тому +3

    The black woman’s joke . Wow shocker, tell the joke isn’t personal without telling me the joke isn’t by personal.

  • @MadisonDanois16
    @MadisonDanois16 Рік тому +2

    5:01 💀🤣

  • @bjkbaseball12
    @bjkbaseball12 2 роки тому +3

    Quality every time

  • @Trustnikoontop
    @Trustnikoontop Рік тому +5

    The girl was annoying and cringe lmao, killed the vibe

  • @thecoolannishatk.
    @thecoolannishatk. 17 днів тому

    0:49 Killed me

  • @dimitristripakis7364
    @dimitristripakis7364 6 місяців тому +3

    - What does little Annie have, that other children don't have ?
    - Cancer

  • @Cash_Dawe
    @Cash_Dawe Рік тому +1

    1:29 haha

  • @mez9843
    @mez9843 Рік тому +1

    I'm only 5 seconds in and im finished already 🤣🤣😭

  • @Aetherion223
    @Aetherion223 Рік тому +12

    Gabe says he's facing the devil incarnate.
    Literally becomes possessed by Satan.

  • @RYAN-nv1wv
    @RYAN-nv1wv Рік тому +1

    2:59 best joke

  • @lunartears6761
    @lunartears6761 Рік тому +5

    The anime one nearly suffocated me.🤣

  • @ryhassan213
    @ryhassan213 Рік тому +1

    The first one crazy

  • @blazerchicken1619
    @blazerchicken1619 Рік тому

    Some of these jokes were absolutely maddd

  • @barunbasumatary7669
    @barunbasumatary7669 2 роки тому +4

    More of Anime jokes plz guys

  • @1l175
    @1l175 10 місяців тому +1

    Saddest joke was when he said : can i laugh at that ....

  • @aishwaryabg8073
    @aishwaryabg8073 2 роки тому +24

    Why is she taking things so personally, just chill bruh...

  • @TheZafironka
    @TheZafironka Рік тому +2

    This makes me happy, than im not the only fuck up that lives dark humor and has a hudge distance to stuff. This makes my day

  • @jacksoncope2996
    @jacksoncope2996 2 роки тому +5

    Love these dark humor videos

  • @rskriver
    @rskriver 2 роки тому +8

    Why is everyone in the comment talking about Walker? The scissors joke is great! Perfect for a laugh at the office. It isn't dark enough granted, but funny though

    • @Ayeyo-cd8ym
      @Ayeyo-cd8ym 8 місяців тому

      Idk man that 💩 was dark

    • @Ayeyo-cd8ym
      @Ayeyo-cd8ym 8 місяців тому

      Dark brown that is!

  • @markrinella49
    @markrinella49 Рік тому +1

    Now that's good shit I will be utilizing

  • @user-gg8ir8fo4p
    @user-gg8ir8fo4p 2 місяці тому

    People thought my dark jokes were bad but they were wrong when I showed them your channel! Keep up the good work

  • @osarueseosato1144
    @osarueseosato1144 2 роки тому +3

    Damn the Son of God be getting hanged and dried in these videos.. Gaddamn..

  • @jmbad
    @jmbad 4 місяці тому

    These jokes hit harder than my mom when she was ragging.

  • @Sithlord224
    @Sithlord224 Рік тому +1

    You wanna play with the boys it's gonna get rough😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nothing is off limits😂

    • @ir8free
      @ir8free Рік тому +1

      unless it's personal

  • @user-zi2ue5nz4x
    @user-zi2ue5nz4x 3 місяці тому +1

    Life is a funny contradiction.Thank you for making fun of everything

  • @david14431
    @david14431 2 роки тому +5

    Nah bro you gotta go with the Jesus got nailed one as your favorite!

  • @tlord3690
    @tlord3690 10 місяців тому +1

    I know one dark humor joke:
    Why Hitler never got a driving license?
    Because when they asked him where's the gas, he answered "Third door on the left"

  • @Hopoffmyjohnson69
    @Hopoffmyjohnson69 Рік тому +1

    dude the first joke in this one

  • @kar98kpewpew95
    @kar98kpewpew95 2 роки тому +2

    AR hahahaha

    • @ir8free
      @ir8free Рік тому

      augmented reality 15

  • @pimpcrew1
    @pimpcrew1 2 роки тому +2

    🔥

  • @thecoolannishatk.
    @thecoolannishatk. 21 день тому

    Paul Walker one was VILE

  • @necromancer6405
    @necromancer6405 Рік тому +3

    Hate that girl.

  • @internalinjectiontrulyhere770
    @internalinjectiontrulyhere770 Рік тому +2

    If it's personal dark humor I love it or hate it

  • @dwighttt
    @dwighttt 2 роки тому +8

    So after party in hell for everybody who likes this?

  • @officerrebar3839
    @officerrebar3839 2 роки тому +10

    Are Paul Walker, and Kobe Bryant related? They both look a lot alike these days

    • @kbng02
      @kbng02 2 роки тому +1

      out for a ride

    • @ir8free
      @ir8free Рік тому

      both cremated?

    • @officerrebar3839
      @officerrebar3839 Рік тому +1

      @@ir8free idk but they’re both piles of ashes now

  • @memeboi-271
    @memeboi-271 11 місяців тому

    these jokes hit harderthan the second plane

  • @Shrimpywimp02
    @Shrimpywimp02 2 роки тому +8

    Where yall get these from ongggg

  • @barrymacokiner9423
    @barrymacokiner9423 Рік тому +1

    Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
    Damn it’s hot today. Hotter than Paul Walker in a Porsche

  • @mannykhan7752
    @mannykhan7752 Рік тому +1

    Some really clever jokes but im surprised this video isnt banned.

  • @abhistraj4269
    @abhistraj4269 2 роки тому +2

    🤣

  • @lywhta5148
    @lywhta5148 Рік тому +6

    idk why everyone's being so negative, i liked her, she was joking she obviously wasn't being too serious or offended, she knows it's jokes she signed up for it and she's obviously just having fun

    • @tyzilla358
      @tyzilla358 Рік тому

      Clearly you didn't pay attention........and let me guess, you are a female and you are under the age of 30..........

  • @johnshmit12
    @johnshmit12 Рік тому +7

    Her: joke of babies dying from cancer.
    Also her: “I’m oFEndeD bY yoUR KilLinG yoUr WiFE JOke”
    👍

  • @RiBread2k
    @RiBread2k 2 роки тому +3

    Funny af

  • @randombros6466
    @randombros6466 Рік тому +1

    Can somebody explain the racist driwning one?

  • @PhantomToast304
    @PhantomToast304 Рік тому

    As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew it was gonna be good

  • @sumitsharma1204
    @sumitsharma1204 Рік тому +2

    Can anyone make me understand what is mean by that" why the bottom of sea is so dark- the black people can't swim " what is mean of that joke

  • @tristanoberlin214
    @tristanoberlin214 Рік тому

    Omggggg 😂😂😂😂😂 yall got my dead asf

  • @koolio2516
    @koolio2516 Рік тому +2

    this is directly stolen off reddit isnt it?

  • @Hubris423
    @Hubris423 2 роки тому +4

    What are the rules to this? I'm confused. Why do people just get up and switch out?

  • @cashcow6418
    @cashcow6418 2 роки тому +6

    i love dark homor

  • @Kilgore_17
    @Kilgore_17 Рік тому +3

    Women☕

  • @danielg7288
    @danielg7288 2 роки тому +5

    RIP Paul Walker

  • @scrapper6936
    @scrapper6936 Рік тому +2

    I don't get the one "what do u get if u cross a jew, Christianity

    • @ir8free
      @ir8free Рік тому +1

      jesus is the crossed jew.
      the crucifixion would be an acceptable alternative answer.

  • @paulflint6254
    @paulflint6254 Рік тому +2

    Whats white and black and red all over?
    A murdered Zebra.

  • @Dinetioneditz123
    @Dinetioneditz123 2 місяці тому +1

    0:55

  • @rishabhmishra1629
    @rishabhmishra1629 2 роки тому +1

    Bruh ☠️

  • @mangopyramid8838
    @mangopyramid8838 4 місяці тому

    What's it called when a rich chinese hardware engineer becomes poor?
    Factory reset

  • @allilovethorne7223
    @allilovethorne7223 Рік тому

    I need to be friends wit these guys

  • @nonspinalhuman9117
    @nonspinalhuman9117 Рік тому +3

    What's the advantage of necrophilia?
    You'll never get rejected.
    Here I tried

    • @ir8free
      @ir8free Рік тому +1

      a rotting corpse won't accept you either.

  • @mikewahousekey4688
    @mikewahousekey4688 Рік тому +2

    Why do you call a burned down church?
    Hot cross nuns

    • @ir8free
      @ir8free Рік тому +1

      hard to guess plural nuns.
      how bout hot cross virgins?
      only catholic, orthodox, anglican, lutheran, and few other churches have such nuns.