Baby_simba47 Dark Compilation part 3.

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  • Опубліковано 29 сер 2021
  • baby_simba47 darkest jokes and deleted videos now are shown. If you're a snowflake... do not watch!
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  • @SonicIceWolf
    @SonicIceWolf 2 роки тому +414

    I think we all got a one-way ticket to Hell for laughing

    • @GamingBeFly
      @GamingBeFly 2 роки тому +42

      Not just one way, we have first class with drinks and all lmao

    • @SonicIceWolf
      @SonicIceWolf 2 роки тому +14

      @@GamingBeFly So True 😂😂😂

    • @lmfao5411
      @lmfao5411 2 роки тому +9

      Shit, I'm already in the express lane.

    • @jahimuddin2306
      @jahimuddin2306 2 роки тому +12

      My name means Hell in Arabic. It is my promised land.

    • @SonicIceWolf
      @SonicIceWolf 2 роки тому +9

      @@jahimuddin2306 Well damn 😂😂

  • @joewinter2999
    @joewinter2999 2 роки тому +267

    I'm going to hell for this but........ everyone needs to take it easy on pedos because they have a hard time fitting in.

  • @davida6919
    @davida6919 2 роки тому +78

    What is the difference between love and AIDS? Love doesn’t last forever
    Side-note: That was the case for Freddie Mercury

  • @SonicIceWolf
    @SonicIceWolf 2 роки тому +347

    Here's a joke. Have you guys heard of a Reverse Exorcism? It's when the Devil tells the Priest to exit the child's body.
    *I'm sorry, I'm going to hell*

  • @downfall7125
    @downfall7125 2 роки тому +66

    I love seeing people come together for a good laugh

  • @Ace_O_Sp4des
    @Ace_O_Sp4des 2 роки тому +104

    10:01 to 10:29 Them jokes had me laughing so hard, I was about to pass out.
    I Fucking love these Dark Humor Compilations..

    • @tmfyi8048
      @tmfyi8048 2 роки тому +4

      There should be an hour long compilation of this

    • @t.i.m.theincrediblemusicia3954
      @t.i.m.theincrediblemusicia3954 Рік тому

      Can someone please explain to me the horse cum and grandma joke? I'm very puzzled?

  • @jabjab6019
    @jabjab6019 2 роки тому +90

    Thanks for the jokes, ideas, and inspirations

  • @RoccX04
    @RoccX04 2 роки тому +21

    This vid is funny asf! Had me smiling the whole way. Hell I even remembered a time I asked my mom why does my dad work for FedEx...she told me bcuz son, the milkman doesn't deliver the package!

  • @dustinparker9400
    @dustinparker9400 2 роки тому +49

    This is cool a cool channel our next generation still has humor. Its like Don rickles.. We need more of these guys around instead of everyone being such candyasses crying about everything. Keep it up yall will blow up. God speed.

  • @yourlocalpogue7737
    @yourlocalpogue7737 2 роки тому +37

    When i see a couples names engraved in a tree i dont find it cute or romantic, i find it weird how many people bring knifes to there dates-

  • @SixFour0391
    @SixFour0391 2 роки тому +8

    Omg!! I wish I had people in my life to SHARE this with!!! I love this stuff!

  • @patefromclt8485
    @patefromclt8485 2 роки тому +5

    dark humor jokes are probably the best type of jokes in my opinion

  • @TheDbrice
    @TheDbrice 2 роки тому +9

    Reminds me of humor before cancel culture.

    • @PoGuy12
      @PoGuy12 2 роки тому +1

      IKR nowadays you get cancelled for saying something hilarious cause it’s rascist or sexist

  • @Matteo73M
    @Matteo73M 2 роки тому +6

    So an orphan pointed to the orphanage and said it was his new home
    I said “ no son, that’s your new house “

  • @cyheemwilliams639
    @cyheemwilliams639 2 роки тому +7

    Okay let's all just agree that WE are all going to Hell for laughing at this. LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @raran44
    @raran44 2 роки тому +32

    10:18 damn, that joke cleared the whole fuckin house.

  • @hcwfigurematches
    @hcwfigurematches 2 роки тому +11

    What does a pie and a baby have in common
    You could put both in the oven
    You could put both in a window seal and they’ll get stolen

  • @NU7MTF
    @NU7MTF Рік тому +2

    How to make a party in a classroom
    Throw a disco light in the room and the kids are gonna breakdance on the floor

  • @aphrika05
    @aphrika05 2 роки тому +4

    OMG this was funny AF! Keep it up guys ❤️

  • @bshreck3949
    @bshreck3949 2 роки тому +8

    What's a cop say after pulling a car over in the hood..... do you know how black you were going

  • @YourGrannysThong
    @YourGrannysThong 2 роки тому +12

    It’s hilarious to watch all the guys that don’t get the punchline but just start laughing along with everyone else so they don’t feel stupid

    • @PoGuy12
      @PoGuy12 2 роки тому

      Time stamp of a good one plz?

  • @lolobee1911
    @lolobee1911 2 роки тому +2

    Brooo the last one had me choking
    now I'm ded and I went to heaven
    cause I didn't laugh 💀

  • @martyscurllisinnocent4324
    @martyscurllisinnocent4324 2 роки тому +2

    Internet: How dark do you want your jokes?
    Me:yes

  • @daddysirdaddysir4775
    @daddysirdaddysir4775 2 роки тому +2

    These jokes are dark and very enjoyable, but wow 🤣

  • @augiegonzalez1082
    @augiegonzalez1082 2 роки тому +4

    No offense
    But you guys are WEST COAST jokesters😎
    Thanks for the material the friendship is therapeutic...

  • @robertoaiello9342
    @robertoaiello9342 2 роки тому +4

    There be some seriously messed up jokes in this mix. 🤦🤷🤣

  • @1-upking119
    @1-upking119 2 роки тому +2

    0:35 jokes aside that jersey is sick af 🔥🔥🔥

  • @kingouref903
    @kingouref903 2 роки тому +4

    That fruit and veg line kills💀

  • @AntonioSneed
    @AntonioSneed 2 роки тому +2

    That -1 joke is so funny it hurts 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joeycrow
    @joeycrow 2 роки тому

    Yo that grandpa joke had me screaming!!!!!!!

  • @adudewhoisbored8206
    @adudewhoisbored8206 10 місяців тому +3

    don't murder me
    here's one:
    what does a dark joke and an AK have in common?
    they both hit hard.

  • @caolanochearnaigh9804
    @caolanochearnaigh9804 2 роки тому +6

    So, I went to that Ariana Grande concert in Manchester a few years back.
    Needless to say, it went out with a bang.

  • @matthewboyer7401
    @matthewboyer7401 2 роки тому +2

    The reaction to the one at 10:18 sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @paballomolata8844
    @paballomolata8844 2 роки тому

    The Drake Bell one got me😂

  • @opluxna2120
    @opluxna2120 2 роки тому

    The hospital one was gold

  • @bubbamann1111
    @bubbamann1111 2 роки тому +5

    The reactions afterward are what kill me

  • @haasaanisworld8333
    @haasaanisworld8333 2 роки тому +2

    😭😭😭Ayyooooooooooo this shit was outta pocket like pistol in a robbery

  • @twisted_gaming1704
    @twisted_gaming1704 2 роки тому +2

    Holy shit the guy in the left most of the screen had me losing it 3:04

  • @kaamil1717
    @kaamil1717 Рік тому +1

    Finish line at 💀💀💀 Boston marathon

  • @Brotherkiller17
    @Brotherkiller17 2 роки тому

    Bro i have not laughed like this since 2015 god help me breath I'm dying

  • @yaboidrifter669
    @yaboidrifter669 2 роки тому

    The orphan joke had me dead. I'm also adopted

  • @rhyee22
    @rhyee22 2 роки тому

    My dudessss this is a classic

  • @yomoda1402
    @yomoda1402 2 роки тому +4

    Lolol man you guys are lit

  • @richfarfugnuven6308
    @richfarfugnuven6308 2 роки тому +6

    Subscribed...

  • @jaalva11
    @jaalva11 Рік тому

    I got lectured for laughing at the cars crashing. It was at the Special Olympics.

  • @lori25hu
    @lori25hu 2 роки тому

    Michael J joke I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @jackreacher792
    @jackreacher792 2 роки тому

    We need this

  • @mrwortharead2631
    @mrwortharead2631 2 роки тому

    In can’t be the only one who heard someone in the back doing the opening of the Lion Sleeps Tonight

  • @hokuspokus3903
    @hokuspokus3903 2 роки тому +2

    10:01 probably the darkest and roughest joke I’ve ever heard. Still a little bit funny…

  • @percyj2463
    @percyj2463 2 роки тому +4

    Oh shit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You guys always put a smile on my face.

  • @MrHassle13
    @MrHassle13 2 роки тому +3

    Can we get a link for that 🔥🔥🔥 outro music???????

  • @nirmalsuki
    @nirmalsuki 2 роки тому +2

    The one dislike is from Karen

  • @vincenttraylor1696
    @vincenttraylor1696 2 роки тому +2

    7:28

  • @Fallen_Chimera
    @Fallen_Chimera 2 роки тому +9

    How did the police find out Princess Diana had dandruff?
    She had her head and shoulders on the dashboard

  • @alissasidiropoulos1607
    @alissasidiropoulos1607 Рік тому

    this one is too bad, so i did a bdsm test a couple weeks ago and it said that i was 50% slave but my momma never told me my dad is black

  • @sazonsongs
    @sazonsongs 2 роки тому

    My kind of humor. 😂

  • @Js-ld5er
    @Js-ld5er 2 роки тому +2

    Do high thoughts i like those and those card games

  • @paradoxchicken4262
    @paradoxchicken4262 2 роки тому

    what is considered a disgrace in math class?
    An Asian man using a calculator

  • @Kodiak-ty2zb
    @Kodiak-ty2zb Рік тому

    You guys fucking killing me over here. 😂🤣😂

  • @draegon13
    @draegon13 2 роки тому +15

    Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for eating his vegetables?
    You'd think he'd have known better after working for the hospital all those years.

  • @ZeroChance21156
    @ZeroChance21156 2 роки тому +5

    what the difference between Ironman and ironwomen, ones a super hero and the other is a command

  • @user1926_
    @user1926_ 2 роки тому +2

    11:38 the guy in the background 🤣

  • @sander_bouwhuis
    @sander_bouwhuis 2 роки тому

    Ha ha ha, these guys are hilarious!

  • @tonyroid1
    @tonyroid1 2 роки тому

    Yesss! We are all going to burn!🤣

  • @aimayee1564
    @aimayee1564 2 роки тому +1

    Whats the difference between a 9-5 job and your girlfriend? A 9-5 Job sucks.

  • @jasoncarson1043
    @jasoncarson1043 2 роки тому

    This shit makes my damn day....lol

  • @rohitjain1168
    @rohitjain1168 Рік тому

    Such family friendly jokes but orphan kids can't understand it

  • @prone_to_drift7166
    @prone_to_drift7166 Рік тому

    What does Beethoven do on his grave?
    He decomposes!

  • @Ace_Unic0rn
    @Ace_Unic0rn Рік тому +1

    Ngl, this is my humour. I know I'm going to hell

  • @Bowler30089
    @Bowler30089 3 місяці тому +2

    I don’t understand skool shooting jokes, they must be aimed at younger audiences!

  • @thatblackkid22
    @thatblackkid22 4 місяці тому

    1:20 This joke would also work if you replaced Drake Bell with R. Kelly

  • @gsisongkham8591
    @gsisongkham8591 День тому

    Yo they got on drake with that a minor before kdot lol

  • @agoins
    @agoins 2 роки тому

    That white people owning pets joke tho☠☠🤣🤣🤣

  • @SavvySteveChannel
    @SavvySteveChannel 2 роки тому +1

    9:17 that crap was dark

  • @Soggy5271
    @Soggy5271 Рік тому

    0:34 love the jersey ⚡️ kucherov da GOAT

  • @jonathanmurphy1488
    @jonathanmurphy1488 2 роки тому

    I died of laughter, got sent to hell.

  • @thomasnolastname8734
    @thomasnolastname8734 Рік тому +1

    Where did Jenny go after the explosion?
    Everywhere
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Not Jenny

  • @oggiekrstic7171
    @oggiekrstic7171 2 роки тому

    1:09 Unless you're Harry Potter.

  • @ppgg787
    @ppgg787 2 роки тому +1

    What do COVID and the movie ring have in common??

  • @IonWrestler
    @IonWrestler 2 роки тому +1

    I wanna be there so bad

  • @Dinnerbone2071
    @Dinnerbone2071 2 роки тому +2

    Your adopted
    So you waited till my 8th birthday to tell me your not my real parents?
    We’re your real parents your just adopted
    * kid gets kidnapped *

  • @deathdooddieimmortal.therian

    Yup

  • @adamramon9265
    @adamramon9265 2 роки тому

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @SimonIsVeryHandsome
    @SimonIsVeryHandsome 2 роки тому

    8:09-truee

  • @nickstalhood5380
    @nickstalhood5380 Рік тому

    This S%#ts too funny!!!

  • @eddiehp7859
    @eddiehp7859 2 роки тому +2

    Yo 😂😂😂😂

  • @yoshiSBX
    @yoshiSBX 2 роки тому

    Can i laugh at that?!

  • @llllMaDmAnllll
    @llllMaDmAnllll 2 роки тому +1

    Y'all need to chill. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theshreddedone8322
    @theshreddedone8322 2 роки тому

    1:51 damn

  • @xApacheKidd34x
    @xApacheKidd34x 2 роки тому

    Kyler Murray is pretty funny.

  • @parzivalplayer9636
    @parzivalplayer9636 3 місяці тому

    11:26😅

  • @allkindofshorts4940
    @allkindofshorts4940 2 роки тому

    What does Malaysian Flight 307 and Error 404 have in common?
    *... both are not found.*
    (Oh goodness, forgive me for I have sinned.)

  • @sushmitakothakapu6356
    @sushmitakothakapu6356 2 роки тому +2

    Can someone explain the baby in the microwave joke to me at 2:12

  • @loganjackson8764
    @loganjackson8764 Рік тому +1

    1:05

  • @loganjackson8764
    @loganjackson8764 Рік тому +1

    0:44

  • @Jajy6
    @Jajy6 2 роки тому +1

    I understand that there are subtitles and they have microphones but can ya say it with yo chest?! 🤣 sound like you're mumbling

  • @loganjackson8764
    @loganjackson8764 Рік тому +1

    2:56

  • @loganjackson8764
    @loganjackson8764 Рік тому +1

    3:27

  • @victorfrankenstein4409
    @victorfrankenstein4409 2 роки тому

    wtf are these captions-