@@connellspurlock109 Vitas is happily married. Sometimes, people have love at first sight. This happened to Vitas at the age of 19. Vitas and Svetlana have been married for 20 years. He's a very good father. Just look at his family -ua-cam.com/video/BjxhrRnmSsA/v-deo.html&start_radio=1&t=6
I still come back to this occasionally. We were all confused when we first saw this but then you get to a point where you start vibing and stop questioning how you got here. Will always be a classic club banger.
@@KevjumbaNigahigaYTF Well saying 'tongue technology' wasn't made up because of Agust D, but I guess it's an inside joke to armys. But I will say that Yoongles tongue technology is divine 🥵
At the age of 21, Vitas and his 15-year-old girlfriend and future wife Svetlana ran away from home to Moscow, crossing the border into Russia on a train without Svetlana having the right documents. They lived in bitter poverty before Vitas received public attention for his music. ....yeah.
+Lolo Lo There once often was and today still sometimes is a substance in glue that you can sniff and can be used as a drug. Sooo...... that kid probably just tried to get the rush of delicious glue...
@@Crazy_Alex_7667 Is Lil Pump like the only rapper that you rap-haters know? Cause Gucci Gang was like 4 years ago and whenever someone brings up rap he’s the only rapper you seem to bring up.
It is amazing, but the song makes sense. Vitas sings about the moon-God Chandra. And here you will understand Vitas without an interpreter - ua-cam.com/video/9dgBJNQxjxY/v-deo.html
Bro, the title is perfect. I saw this video reposted over 10 years ago on a webm on 4chan; before you uploaded this video 8 years ago and it had the real name. Today, I don't know why I wanted to search for it but I couldn't remember the name of the song. I searched for it as "weird Russian song" and found it on the first try thanks to your title. LMAO I could feel the dopamine rush the moment I saw that searching for it like that worked, and damn, 90 million views is crazy
da aliens be like "yeah we know he is saying hes saying "earth to aliens we have stolen your king sing dis song and we will return him" we need to sing dis" dey all sing "oh hahahahahaha balalalal"
1st Listen: Wtf this is weird 10th Listen: Okay this sounds pretty cool. I can jam to this 10,000th Listen: *weirdness is unnoticable* This is absolutely fantastic
In the name of human kind, THANK YOU so much for visiting us 🤗 You can also spot his spacecraft at 1:19 Singing right after landing with his space suit still on... omg! what a LEGEND 👽
![Nuts [YTP] | A Moana parody](/img/n.gif)
Update on Vitas: He is married now and has a child.
Now imagine searching your dad up and finding this piece of art.
The latest news is sad. The artist's father died.
@@allaalejnikova9759 aww... My great uncle just died this morning.
Hahaha class
He’s straight?
@@connellspurlock109 Vitas is happily married. Sometimes, people have love at first sight. This happened to Vitas at the age of 19. Vitas and Svetlana have been married for 20 years. He's a very good father. Just look at his family -ua-cam.com/video/BjxhrRnmSsA/v-deo.html&start_radio=1&t=6
if your party isn't this lit, I'm not going
Professortroll Trollology DIS IS DA STORY OF MICHAEL.
Ki Greene I found my special one
Professortroll Trollology don't even bother inviting me
hi michael
Nice
Dont watch you will come back over and over again for all eternity.You cant escape it
Īlena Īreyøn ahahahah
Īlena Īreyøn He came with this song to bring us joy for all eternity :333 :))
Īlena Īreyøn
TOO LATE, I'M ALREADY ADDICTED!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mistress Voldemort Same.Every 2-3 days Im here.Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahaaa blululululululululu haha
Īlena Īreyøn Go with out me, it's too late for me. AAGAHAGAGAHHHHHHAAHAHHHHHHG.
I still come back to this occasionally.
We were all confused when we first saw this but then you get to a point where you start vibing and stop questioning how you got here.
Will always be a classic club banger.
Just living my life and somehow after all this time, the vibe calls.
just showed up again today after years, facts,
These are what parties in Area 51 look like
Karim Taweel LMAO!!! 😂
Karim Taweel 😂😂😂😂👌
Karim Taweel there hella lit
Karim Taweel really lmao wow
lmao you won the internet for the day
The deeper I go into the comment section the funnier it gets.
Same for me..at least till I find yours
Until you hit this one
Same
Im the 667th like xD
ikr
This guy is trying to communicate with aliens
Never mind trying to be an alien he is one
He is one
I think he is one of them 😂
He is so funny my teacher put it on in class every one laughed OMG
Hahahahaha😂😂😂😂
This heals all trauma
*Causes
u heal mine tbh
I didn't realize the accident at Chernobyl was this bad.
You don't realise how much I laughed at this 😂
😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂
+Brian Umholtz Chernobyl is in Ukraine not in Russia...
+freerunbg1 He lived briefly in Ukraine
That rap part when he said “satukshfmauendcikf”.
I felt that.
Lmao
Im.deddd
Idk why I'm laughing so much at this
locker dwight same I geas
It's amazing, truly.
Mom: go play with the neighbor kid
The neighbor kid:
69th like welcome
MLGsniper7 hahaha
Jeggdude haha lol I totally would
Ngl, i would play with him
Žíra yeH
By far one of the best things that ever came out of Russia those last 30 years
this and tetris lol. but tetris was 40+ yrs ago actually lol
And tatu
That tongue technology... he didn’t need to go off like this, but I’m glad he did.
Jasmine Sophie 😂 “tongue technology” are you a Agust D fan?
@@KevjumbaNigahigaYTF Well saying 'tongue technology' wasn't made up because of Agust D, but I guess it's an inside joke to armys. But I will say that Yoongles tongue technology is divine 🥵
yoongi is gonna beat your ass with a wooden spoon ; Ohh I didn’t know that😋 thanks for letting me know! I guess it is an inside joke☺️💜
@@KevjumbaNigahigaYTF no problem 💜
Sexyyyyyy
When you realize the pills werent from the pharmacy
underrated 💀💀
Lol 228 likes
God dammit not again!
😂😂😂woooo
How many likes this comment gets is how many pills they took
i think he's telling aliens to go away if they find us..
Kyle Adder nah, I think this is welcome song to aliens...ha
true he does seem happy xD
xD
The way hes dressed...I would like to think so.
Kyle Adder haha, I was thinking the same! XD
I'm pretty high and drunk and only now, coming back after all this time, this song is absolutely beautiful. That's all, thank you.
I was disturbed at first, but now I play this on the regular.
Jake Stockton I scrolled down and clicked a random comment out of the many thousands. You win!
Congratulations Jake I am so proud you won!
At first you were a Disturbed fan but now all is changed)))
same
Jake Stockton same here man 😂
Teacher: where do you see yourself in 20 years
Me:
Me 2 man me 2
Andi Vita we can only hope.
Andi Vita lmmfao 💀💀💀
Mood😭💀💀
@@mimicat462mee too lololol
I wonder how much ecstasy was at that party.
Drew Charizard pretty mich i think
+El Dorado how to put it on that speed?
+El Dorado thanks mate :)
Drew Charizard no man, it's just the '90s in Russia
2000s*
Vitas is a Latvian-born, Ukrainian-raised Russian singer.
This video is surely weird. Nostalgic of a time that won't come back...
That period where Russia was trying to be cool and looking around like “are we doing this right?”
At the age of 21, Vitas and his 15-year-old girlfriend and future wife Svetlana ran away from home to Moscow, crossing the border into Russia on a train without Svetlana having the right documents. They lived in bitter poverty before Vitas received public attention for his music.
....yeah.
Какие они молодцы❤
This era/culture seems so scary and creepy. I'm glad I was never a part of it.
Who lives in China
Teacher: you’re such a quiet kid!
The quiet kid at home:
Introverts are the real kings and queens.
Me
This is me!
@uninteresting loner but even less interesting true that
Talan’s Channel of Greatness that’s me lmao
Seems like this guy is trying to contact his home planet 😂
You right😂
😆😆😆
Plus the twntacles on his head
plus his neck XD
ET PHONE HOME
It’s 2019. This dude is living in 3019
Effect 3019 (Beer + Wine + Vodka)
Nah, this dude is living in 2019 still. Just after the raid.
@@IrisAgateProduction6827 + denaturate
I belive that humans Will exist no more în 3019 🙄😆😆😆
More like 4030
Ох уж эти иностранцы, даже не представляют сколько странного у нас есть, а Витас это так чисто вершина айсберга.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Хахахаха
Well you know Russia has always been weird
@@Evox69не страннее японии
I love how weird it is we need more
I have the feeling this guy found out one day that he could make that amazing noise and made a song around it.
Yeah that's probably it xD
F Brown no lie he is related to Miranda Sings
F Brown 😂😂😂😂
F Brown THAT THING'S A GUY?!!??!
I mean "Quack!"
He was actually (as expected) a woman before but they try to keep that a secret but is the only way "he" can make these high tones.
Friend: I just had a dream where I kissed my crush!
My dreams:
Cool dream
I would rather dream this I’m sure my crush wouldn’t mind
I read this at 1:28 which made this comment even funnier 😂😂
Literally me. 😂😂😂
Lol it's true though I can't even describe my dreams because they are so out of place that I don't know where to start.
In an alternate universe where Eminem is a russian
He is the russian Eminem;P
Kkkkkkk
Would probably like Eminem more that way.
Ruseniem
You might be correct. He spittin bars at 2:49
Someone once said this was rare footage of Vladimir Putin's sweet sixteen birthday party and I haven't been the same since. LMAO
😂
true lol
💀
😂😂😂😂
this comment should be pinned lmao
So this is what happens at those clubs in Star Wars
But in star wars it s the same exact song the whole time
Yeep
R
come join the halo club boi
you wont regret it. ;)
i disliked this video cause it is halo's worst enemy
Never underestimate that one kid that ate glue in class ...
Wait, that doesn't makes sense...
Actually... I guess you're right.
Comedy gold
+Lolo Lo There once often was and today still sometimes is a substance in glue that you can sniff and can be used as a drug. Sooo...... that kid probably just tried to get the rush of delicious glue...
Keine Ahnung und so... or y'know... he could just be a special snowflake
Or sniffed permanent markers
I'm starting to like this unironically
Stage Alpha Same, this song is actually really fucking catchy.
Bella Drawz it really is
Stage Alpha It's a great song tbh
the underlying beat and composition is actually kinda cool
dude I am ready to die defending this as legit music now. :D I love it unironically also
when i was a kid i laughed and cringed at this, but now that i’m an adult, i can see the art and creativity in this. wow.
😂
naw bruh it's been many years but it's still hilarious and cringe. and it shall be forevermore.
Yes art and creation… at level .001.
It’s impossible to go below .000 that would be non existence. His heart beat gives him a .001 just breathing air.
@@hoopslaa5235 There is no joy in your soul.
😂😂😂😂
Everytime I hear this song I wake up naked in my garden with a toaster
lmfao
Wtf?? XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF
WHY A TOASTER?!
I had wierder I was singing this at my talent show same stuff on
What's even weirder is that it's really catchy.
Ikr like some hypnotic trap
+SereneIllusions probably the lights in the background
Thats disco for you
RIGHT
Its that bit he does with his tongue xDD ohh la la la xD Idek
That's how people pictured the 2000s in the 70s
And they were correct!
@@illvminatvs3194 hahah
It came true 😆
😂😂
Well up to 2019
Producers: So how weird do you want the video to be?
Him: Yes.
I litteraly searched "blblblblblblblbl" and now I'm here...
Itz Zman no shit, me too!
Itz Zman searched singing guy
I searched for "blblblbl a haha"
i just searched haha ha haha ha haha
Mine was weird Russian guy dancing
This video is the best way to communicate with aliens, NASA should give him a chance.
Anass ABOUZAKARIA HAHAHAHAHA
Please 😂😂😂✌🏻
it'd be funny if he wasn't russian, but NASA isn't related to russia
Anass ABOUZAKARIA FUCKING SAVAGE BOI💀
This song was played in Mars Attacks :D :D :D
It's official. Chernobyl does have lasting effects.
thank you...
chernobyl was in Ukraine, the singer is russian
You are aware that the singer was born in 1979 at which time the Ukraine was part of the Soviet Union?
+Clay Ronso lol, that's insane
+Rodrigo Soares Chernobyl did a lot of damage outside Ukraine too
I don't know the last time I saw this, but I'm glad to be back
So am I
"What kind of music do you like?"
*"It's complicated..."*
*"Um...So yeah we are alike.."*
Hahaha
😂
I have my finals tomorrow and i'm here listening to this. God help me.
All the best Gandalf!
may this song guide you forward in life
listening to this song is just like taking drugs but even better :), but study...
How. The school just started
michael perreault I guess he/she is from another country. In some countries, school starts in June!
This is EXACTLY what 70's sci-fi depicted future art would be like.
Instead we got mumble rap
@@shadowspire define mumble rap
@@vinnynniv lil pump.
@@Crazy_Alex_7667 Is Lil Pump like the only rapper that you rap-haters know? Cause Gucci Gang was like 4 years ago and whenever someone brings up rap he’s the only rapper you seem to bring up.
@@vinnynniv I don’t hate him
I feel sorry for the person he's making eye contact with while he is rapping.
An hour ago I had never heard of this guy.
Now I own two of his albums.
absolutely. Best buy
I'm a geek, not a nerd me too crii
Do you still enjoy it?
Others: so what kind of music do you listen to?
Me: it's complicated...
Lololololol
Hahahah felt this one yooo
Stolen
It's actually quite simpler than you think...
AHAHAHAHAAHA MY LIKE = SATAN’S NUMBER XD
I must've missed this scene in the Fifth Element.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
What's funny is the original song is called the 7th element
good to know I'm not the only one who made this connection
+Ethan Wilson its the sequel to the fifth element
+Tr Hansen Nice prof pic... Well, actually, half of it
This masterpiece truly deserves the 91 million views
92 now
Imagine if al humans died and this is the only proof that we existed...
Not sure if I should be disappointed or happy of that
Dude upload
I for one would be proud of our legacy
It would actually be better like that.
@@bobotte3084 better than all the war videos and sick starving kids in the world
The fall of communism was a weird time for Russia
There was never a normal time.
this shit is normal here in russia
@@seishounenyuugi what do you mean?
@@turbotrup96 we see people like that everyday
@@seishounenyuugi really? Isn't Russia one of the least tolerating places?
During a maths test:
My Brain: Think u idiot
Me:
Lol
Same
Shud be the other way round
@@lockerdwight4260 ı dunno
Great One!
My brain whenever I’m trying to concentrate: “blallallalla a-aha”
so this is what the final boss of the internet looks like
yes
Moon man wins
With these upgrades,you never stood a chance
+I'm Bored hahahahaha
+Nikoli Putrov
Of course I do. I am the most powerful entity on the Internet.
If they don’t play this at my funeral then I’m not going.
Hol up
Wtf😂😂😂
Jimin would love your pfp
Same dude
Then I'll take your place
The only man who can defeat Thanos
Holy shit
If Disney didn't brainwash the planet into thinking every woman on Earth can beat Thanos we might actually need this guy.
Pusho Pidotti he’d prob pull that nazi card and destroy Thanos and the world with it
Infinity Song
And lil glolbloblablabla
This will play at my wedding
My last brain cell during an exam.
Im dying fam hahaha
@@itsracky6803 II hâte youuuu
😂 😂
Omfg I'm crying.
I swear!
Friend: how drunk are you
Me:
Same
*Me:* 3:11
It is amazing, but the song makes sense. Vitas sings about the moon-God Chandra. And here you will understand Vitas without an interpreter - ua-cam.com/video/9dgBJNQxjxY/v-deo.html
444th liker i dont know why i am saying this but lolol okay i am typing very fast aaa
🤡🤡🤡 don’t drink if you can’t handle it
Those things on his head and his suit thing keep him from releasing his full potential
When on his home planet, he needn't the restraints.
Legends say he can’t be stopped once he gains his full power to be unleashed
The legend of "bldldldldla haha"
ua-cam.com/video/_njUt9_zydI/v-deo.html
Dont u see it it can release a whole big bang if he repeats the 2:45 part
I came here to read the comments and was not dissapointed. Humanity never ceases to let me down in the comment section😂
When he said blalahahblaghbal I really felt that.
Ж ಠ_ಠ this needs more likes
Oh fuk I didn’t realize I actually got likes wow wtf
This comment is underrated asf🤦🏾♀️
Why does this have likes
Ж ಠ_ಠ *JÃLABEANOS*
He’s a star. You can tell by his haircut.
@@احمدحديده-خ8س you asking me? I believe you can ask almost anything here, I may or may not have a reply
what hair?
LMAO 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
He's a tsar
The Lost footage of cold war Soviet Russia has been found...
LFMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(colorized)
I don’t know why but I’ve been coming back to this same video at random moments for years. It’s oddly relaxing and satisfying
Take this man to Area 51 so he can speak to the Aliens
Good idea
He’s already at Area 51 he’s forced to sing this song every night it keeps the aliens calm
@@fatbarbarian3448 twist is he's singing to keep us occupied so the aliens can live peacefully among us.
I laughed way to hard at that
😂😂
This guy has evolved beyond human race
Leo Gabi what do you mean? alien?
Jerwell savella no, a god
He has literally transcended
Friends: "What do you watch on UA-cam?"
Me: "It's complicated..."
Man has a style.
This looks like an average day in 2019 art school.
my art teacher played this and t. Hats how I found it how did you know omg
🤣🤣🤣
Yup...
Art class is basically break time
fr
i found this weird at first
now im addicted to this
im with u bro
Yuмιє ღ how did this get 20 million+ views?
because 00:35
me to
xD :DDDD
Yuмιє ღ gk
The ACTUAL cure to depression
Lol True
Exactly
No bro.no
Cure for homesickness
Bro, the title is perfect. I saw this video reposted over 10 years ago on a webm on 4chan; before you uploaded this video 8 years ago and it had the real name. Today, I don't know why I wanted to search for it but I couldn't remember the name of the song. I searched for it as "weird Russian song" and found it on the first try thanks to your title. LMAO
I could feel the dopamine rush the moment I saw that searching for it like that worked, and damn, 90 million views is crazy
Alright everyone be honest
We would give everything to see this live
I would spend my life savings...
Ye
I WOULD GIVE MY SOUL
Yesss
Elijah Arsenault I would give up my tv bed and phone
If aliens came to Earth and if they came to me i'd show them this song
Spoko same
They will never
come back to earth agian
Durko41 Gaming SK yeah they will stay lol
da aliens be like "yeah we know he is saying hes saying "earth to aliens we have stolen your king sing dis song and we will return him" we need to sing dis" dey all sing "oh hahahahahaha balalalal"
Nah they'd discover that their leader had been here this whole time.
He didn't even blink.
he doesn't need to.
Seyit Ahmet Koca lmao yea
Aha Türk
He's Russian that explains everything
The air was moist enough from all the soaked panties.
- This video feels retro and futuristic at the same time and I love it❤🔥
I mean, this is weird, but you gotta admit, it's a pretty fucking cool song. haha
Jimmy C. ikr I listen to it everyday
My sister sings it every day and I'm like wtf dud
Marcis Lion Mārci kušš
you have mind cancer
lol same
Everybody jammin till this guy starts singing in cursive
aaaa aaa aaa aaaa blvlblblblb aaaa aaa ana aa aa aa aa blblbl aaa lddjjsuxjsjanskspdmdjf fi
@@Kim-sy9mw unfunny joke
Hagefhasgcughdegugwudha shashahshahshshahsashashahsahsashashashashashashashahsahsahashashashahsashashashashahsahshashagfggfgdjamblajamblajamblajamblajamblaoooowaaaoowaa oooe
Ps ima girl :3
Its even funnier as i can understand russian but cant make out anything he says
Thank you, you just broke my mind
1st Listen: Wtf this is weird
10th Listen: Okay this sounds pretty cool. I can jam to this
10,000th Listen: *weirdness is unnoticable* This is absolutely fantastic
He started speaking real fast SLOW DOWN SIR
It sounded fantastic to me since my 1st listen
@@Kenny-rd4wc Yess
I thought this was amazing before I started watching
Anybody here ? 😂 2024
Hell yeh stills cracks me up
Me, I can’t help but listen this every now and then.
Of course ! In 2024 and in 2025......2100....
Never left bro
@msutter117 Yeah me 2.hella weird 😂
Love him or hate him, he’s spitting straight facts
saucylegs welcome to the factmobile
Fax bby no cap
omg I hate watching that robot thing in science no offence
MOBY???
@@notserenapfft ok
-do u think the russian vaccine is safe dude?
-totally!
-me 5 minutes later:
This made me laugh 😂💀
Peps Art LMFAO
Hell yeah you nailed it
АПАХАХПХПХ, УРЫЛ
🤣🤣🤣
Me:I wanna sleep
My brain at 2am:
Lol
Lmao forreal tho 😂😂😂
😂
Balach Alpir fr it’s 1 AM lol
You got me dead! Lmaoo
In the name of human kind, THANK YOU so much for visiting us 🤗
You can also spot his spacecraft at 1:19
Singing right after landing with his space suit still on... omg! what a LEGEND 👽
It’s all fun and games until you’re addicted to this song..
Fucking facts total banger my dude
:( is there any hope for me??
Fuuuccck...
Too late save ur self
too late for me, then...
I want this to be the only remaining evidence of human civilization.
🤣 I love this comment. LOVVVVVE it!
I want to be the only remaining evidence of human civilisation.
Oh my God that would be beautiful
HAHAHAHAHAH u win!!!
Hahahahahaha
Unidentified singing object
USO
USO (United Service Organizations) because the USO brings "UFO" celebrities to the doorsteps of service members.🖖🏽😁
My grandfather saw this and said
Wow what an outrageous young man
2:48 10 Rappers Eminem Was Afraid to Diss
Hey
@@awka6609 Hey
Eurovision is waiting for him
Yes yes! XD
о да!
I was thinking too like he should attend Eurovision because he's super tonguey. (btw does the tonguey word make any sense lel)
World of Dance also.With those dance moves...damn
The gays would like him
Mom: "Go to sleep"
Me: "Okay, good night"
**me at 3am partying to this**
same
Mary Bouzard I have school in 6 hours
Then what happen
3 hours earlier
oh no , blblblblblb
I think the fact that the ppl in the crowd know the words is probably the scariest part of this video
That savage wrist dance tho. (2:10)
Living Brownie best comment ever
Living Brownie u said in charmx video u didn't know the song bitch
Living Brownie ikr
Living Brownie look at the flick in the wrist
👋👋👋
hes riding a motorcycle into cosmos haha got me creasing!
I've watched this a unhealthy amount of times
I'm on my 5th time while "doing" homework... Also gotta test tomorrow...
Same 😂😂
The weirdest f'ing thing that I actually really like! lol
Man Of Your Dreams no such thing exists my friend
I think there’s more you should worry about when it come to being unhealthy 😂
Crazy how it was hilarious at first, but then you feel that 80s talent 😂. Nice track , creative 👍
I'm telling my kids this is Eminem.
The rapping part has me convinced
This is probably his best song
@@robsche1337 hes got some other bangers actually😂
If you tell your kids he is Eminem, I'm telling your kids you are Kim.
@Francesco D'Alonzo 00:40 every morning i do that to my wifes vagina to wake her up. I am the Ultimate Alarm Clock.
Lets be honest: You didn't skip this
Bet
You right
Its the one and only song i can remember the lyrics
This comment made me want to skip so bad I just had to
Never!
Just heard a guy unironically bumping this in his car. new friend unlocked
Josue' Tapia i bumped it in my car today in the target parking lot dancing while everyone passed it was like a movie
That was me comrade
That might have been me. I idolize this singer.
Joseph Stalin Mcallen, at TruFit?
Cassidy, The Film Artist Mcallen, at TruFit?
I feel an usual happiness with this.man.. feels good
Me: I wasn't that drunk
Also me:
Ayame's WTF studio's OML Y DOESNT THIS COMMENT HAV A MILLION LIKES HECK
@@3_racoons_in_a_trenchcoat358 😂
Sweet Piccet! i agree
Nah mate you were just on some fucking lsd
@@geist6364 😂 maybe 👀