jmarks881 oh yeah, it doesnt matter at all if someone is gay, and also, macklemore is not gay. But its quite all right if you are or I am, by the way macklemore is not gay.
Imagine you're a music artist: Your manager goes to you about a request that's been trying to reach you for weeks. And the request is just to stay away from a kid lol
One day in 2018, I was at the airport checking in and suddenly I heard a bunch of commotion behind me and I turned around, and lo and behold, it was just an old lady who slipped and fell. I did not see Macklemore. That's a day I'll never forget.
Bravo Booty making your identity your sexuality is what makes people hate lgbt, no one cares if your gay as long as you don’t make it your whole life, begone!!!
@@ryanfecarotta6726 I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Been on an Arturo Castro spree. Recognized him from Narcos and I'm pleased to see his acting range. Going from punchable narco brat to babyface comedian
This was fantastic, such a simple idea executed with great acting and spot on dry, dead-pan perfection. This is on my top ten sketches from Alternatino!
I just realized how blessed I have been throughout my life as I haven't met any of these A-list celebrities. Yet I never felt gratitude because I didn't look at it that way. Thank you Universe!
Lady- “Downtowwwnn” Mateo- “Ahhhhhhhhhweekekkwkwowks” Lady- “oh kiddo I thought you were a sleep?!” Mateo-“ just let me die!!!” Bish I thought you was dead
Ludus, I’ve been attending a recovery group every week for 11 months now. I can no longer go thrift shopping Nor is it easy for me to see a pony or unicorn without crying
😂😂😂 I thought this was funny on instagram, but the extended version is hilarious!! Lmao all the volunteers with anti-Macklemore shirts and sign, plus the wish coordinator working hard to prevent him from visiting! 😅 this is seriously one of best shows I’ve seen in a long time! Make more episodes quick!!!
Im so proud of you Nyanna. Managing to sit through a hilarious, less than 4 minute video. Thats some talent girl. I believe in you. I also enjoy your use of quotations signifying that you are speaking, as if you weren't already. You are some kind of prodigy. I imagine one day you may even have the capacity to watch a funny 4 and a half minute video. "Oh my god......wouldn't that be incredible"
Macklemore truly has a pure heart, giving sick kids around the world a glimmer of happiness by not showing up anywhere near them.
Now I know what to wish for on my next Birthday.
Macklemore is trash
Nice
jmarks881 oh yeah, it doesnt matter at all if someone is gay, and also, macklemore is not gay. But its quite all right if you are or I am, by the way macklemore is not gay.
Benito Camelastoda He isn’t.
"He's not even that big right now." 😂
Andrei Dinu I was about to 😂
Lol "I just want to play it safe"
That’s what she said ....
Every man doesn't want woman to even think this sentence.😢
I'm the 1000th
I nearly choked when he said just let me die.
Lol same
I feel the same way about Macklemore, ffs I really hate that b$&@@@@
Same bruh
Spanish Ramon wtf
Haha. Same.
Was really hoping one of the signs would say: "Mackle No More."
Van Pham - I paused, looking for that too. lol.
Wow. That's actually genius. 😂
Yeah I paused to see if it was there or not
You got the thousandth like from me!! Enjoy your achievement 😂
Jzzt Kidding!!
Mackle Less
I choked up when they took his blindfold off and there was no Macklemore.
but there is always Macklemore... always.
😆😆😆
Great kid!
Imagine you're a music artist: Your manager goes to you about a request that's been trying to reach you for weeks. And the request is just to stay away from a kid lol
Pablo Juarez from a sick* kid 😂
@@ericolens3 Cool story, bro.
so where r u registered?
Easy money
Lmao
“I just wanna play it safe” LOL. This man acting like he trying to avoid an epidemic
I mean it’s kinda too late for him to avoid an epidemic
Pandemic, huh?
Goddamn it. 8 months ago. You knew all along didn't you?
Well...
I see what you did there... Even 8 months ago
"Every day you don't meet Macklemore feels like a gift."
lolololo
I was really hoping he was going to show up. 😆
Same here, I was waiting for that twist! 😆
The twist is that he didn't
@@MrNimbus420 I see...
@@MrNimbus420 It worked! What a twist!
The twist is they can’t afford Macklemore
why is this so funny
"just let me die"
Fucking LOL
LMAO
Who's macklemore? I'm serious. I really don't know who that guy is.
Isaac Klein that last comment saved the skit, they’re bad.
I also laughed, fellow Isaac
I just learned that Macklemore is helping many sick kids lol
Just let me die!
I just learned that macklemore exists
And helping others too, like he hasn't visited me either!!😃
@@akikoomori6204 he's a Grammy winner.
Please don't let Macklemore watch this. Please.
In send it in his Tweeter, UA-cam, instagram, indian even send it to his pager to be sure he sees it!!!!!😂😂😁
😂😂
Oh wait he’s dead nvm
@@BR.Josue03 ur confusing mackelmore and mac miller
G-Luke 😂😂😂 yea ik and I realized right after I posted the comment
"He looked like he was going to be sick.... I mean sicker than he already was"....
This guy is too funny yo. MR. 305 DALE DALE DALE
4 different albums
MR. WORLD WIDE
I think you might have Dale too much
Just remember no first names, he hates that
No le “dale” muy duro, though
Arturo is the best thing to come along in a decade. This guy is a huge talent. Keep it up!
"When your one wish is to never meet Macklemore, everyday that you don´t meet Macklemore feels like a gift" - a truly touching story ;(
One day in 2018, I was at the airport checking in and suddenly I heard a bunch of commotion behind me and I turned around, and lo and behold, it was just an old lady who slipped and fell. I did not see Macklemore. That's a day I'll never forget.
I didn't ask for this video, but I needed it. Thank you.
Im gay
Bravo Booty making your identity your sexuality is what makes people hate lgbt, no one cares if your gay as long as you don’t make it your whole life, begone!!!
im a dolphin
I don't know how I came here but I LOVE IT
@@matheuspande Same IDK what's going on but I am VIIIBIIN'!
This kid’s wish is basically just a restraining order on Macklemore
That guy cracks me up...guarantee he makes it as far as you can go...keep giving him roles, you have a #1. Watch n see.
Can y’all imagine Macklemore actually coming across this vid 😭😂
Genevieve hes a big boy I’m sure he can see the humour in it
Words to live by "just let me die"
Or to die by
ironic
Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
@@ryanfecarotta6726 I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how exceptional this kid's acting is
I honestly think he is the Latin version of Key and peele. Love Arturo
You mean a Latin version of the Chapelle Show, right?
So a Latin comedian?😳
@@epmike123 i guess that was one of the OGs u are rite
@@Pedro-fh9ec i meant the format n commentary. Is very similar just the focus is Latin experience which i appreciate. We need more latinos in media.
Was waiting for Macklemore to show up the whole time.
Someone do a video of him reacting to this video. 😆
@adam smith completely disagree, his reaction would probably be the biggest thing hes ever done
@@farfromirrational he already has multiple platinum albums and grammy with him. Why this the biggest thing.
“What if Macklemore was at Disneyland”
noooo Gaod Nooo
@@thariqfiorano7290 pleaseee nòoooooo
Wait a minute.....toby....is.....macklemoore........it all makes sense.
No wonder michael hates you so much
Toby just shut up!!! We know!!! We heard him!!! Where’s Michael?
Been on an Arturo Castro spree. Recognized him from Narcos and I'm pleased to see his acting range. Going from punchable narco brat to babyface comedian
Should see him in broad city then
@@DomoDolo I don't have TV anymore. Is that the 2 women in NY with the old school yellow fast food uniforms? Sorry if I'm wrong
I’ve never heard of the guy, but this is hilarious. 😂
DEFUQ?!
Me too LOL
Now I wish I never heard of him EVER!
Good for you! He really sucks.
His song Thrift Shop topped the charts in 2012. I liked his earlier stuff but yeah he's gotten pretty corny
AJ P loll 😂where we’re u at in 2012 his song hit the top charts I think it hit #1 if I’m not correct, almost every station was playing it.
"he's not even that big right now"
biggest burn
I love this new show
"everyday that you don't meet Macklemore feels like a gift" xD
This was fantastic, such a simple idea executed with great acting and spot on dry, dead-pan perfection.
This is on my top ten sketches from Alternatino!
"Just let me die" caught me off guard, you guys are geniuses.
I love Macklemore, but this was hilarious.
Nick Coulter same
No talent lmao, he sucks so bad.
Me too
@@tstan9713 his rapping is good
@@hmongninjatsu1048 disagree, hes too bubble gum pop for me
Plot twist: maclemore came up with this sketch so ppl wouldnt forget him, new song dropping tomorow 🙌
“I just want to play it safe.”
Lmao
When your humanity film budget is not enough to invite Macklemore, u make it comedy
"we were just hopping that when he saw how little his music meant to our sod he'd understand"
I just realized how blessed I have been throughout my life as I haven't met any of these A-list celebrities. Yet I never felt gratitude because I didn't look at it that way. Thank you Universe!
When she said "Downtoooww" ,
I felt that.
The fact that the wish things are actually like this, like the set up the voices the music 😂 I cant
Who would've thought...
The name Castro and funny in the same sentence...
These are funny AF😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
When he said " my wish is not to meat Macklemore" i had to turn my subtitle on just to check that he reallyy said that
Hits on Pitbull, Macklemore who's next?
Chris brown
Lil Wayne
Snoop doggie
Jerdan Cruz Kid Rock
R kelly
Got me to appreciate how great it is never to meet Bruno Mars or ever hear his songs or accidentally see any of his videos again LOL!
If CC made it I would buy a t-shirt that said "Stay Away Macklemore"
BEST SHOW IN THIS CENTURY!!! LOVED THE "WORLD'S WORST TRANSLATOR" LMAOOO
I really wanted him to show and then the parents get pissed, the kid cries, and he just stands like confused
2 Alternatino videos in 2 days what did we do to deserve this
"That's my dad, thats my mom.. And there's *no macklemore* "
This stuff is funny. The "worst translator" skit was gold
Macklemore watching this with both eyes wide open.
My teacher: “What are you smiling about?”
Me: “Hm? Oh, nothing.”
My brain: MaCkleMoRe MoRe LiKe WaCkLeMoRe
This guy is my new favorite artist! What an amazing sense of humor!
“Dad,what if macklemore at disneyland..?”😂😂😂😂
“I don’t like his music and I don’t think I’d like him as a person” based kid
This was harsh😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
this is my favorite video on the internet lmfao
Lady- “Downtowwwnn”
Mateo- “Ahhhhhhhhhweekekkwkwowks”
Lady- “oh kiddo I thought you were a sleep?!”
Mateo-“ just let me die!!!”
Bish I thought you was dead
😂😂😂
Barney Sykes that’s funny to you? That crazy.
Mr. Slappy no I mean a 3:25 look at the kid in the background. Obviously I’m not wanting him to be dead but I’m saying it looks like he’s dead
Barney Sykes I know, I’m just sayin. The joke isn’t that funny
Mr. Slappy thanks way to knock the hustle
The level of genius of this is out of this world. Pure comedy gold.
I bumped into Macklemore in an elevator once
I hate my life now
I’m so sorry that happened to you..
Ludus, I’ve been attending a recovery group every week for 11 months now.
I can no longer go thrift shopping
Nor is it easy for me to see a pony or unicorn without crying
I mean sicker than he already was...😳
This is sooooo funny
This skit cut through my depression and made me giggle...pretty fucking hard. Thanks, kid.
This clip is amazing.
As someone who actually dislikes Macklemore, this kid speaks to me.
Bahaaaaaaaa this is so random and creative I luv it!
That was truly an inspiration
I see David left the Cali cartel, glad he turned over another chapter
damn, how high could you be to come up with stuff like this? haha
@Emma XTC he told his mom "I just want to play it safe. I want a guarantee." 😂
The fact my gf didn’t know this was a skit makes me question her existence 🤣
Make his wish come true!! ❤
I really like this documentary style parody & mockery. Great work👍
😂😂😂 I thought this was funny on instagram, but the extended version is hilarious!! Lmao all the volunteers with anti-Macklemore shirts and sign, plus the wish coordinator working hard to prevent him from visiting! 😅 this is seriously one of best shows I’ve seen in a long time! Make more episodes quick!!!
2:00 had me dying “I just want to play it safe” 😂
I CAN'T BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀
This show..so far...is the best written comedy show on TV. Every story makes me laugh out loud.
Now I know who disliked thrift shop
Lmao "I just want to play it safe" love it
If CC cancels this show, we riot
I was so moved by this! 😂 tears of joy
At the end😂 "just let me die"
This is letterly the biggest roast you could ever make in human history
This is so inspiring. The kids going places for sure
This is the most random skit and it's awesome.
The punch at the end hurts more than listening to Macklemore.
I just started watching these alternatino videos man I tell you this dude got me cracking up every single time!!!
I shouldn't have seen this clip, now I know Macklemore exists.
And he is coming to see you someday with a big surprise.
Hahahahaha “No one will make you meet Macklemore “
Omfg this seems something ClickHole or The Onion would do. Pure comedy.
The whole idea of this video is so underrated 😂😂😂
Does anyone know if Macklemore watched this sketch? 🤣🤣
This is genius. Bravo.
Lol!!!! That's sauvage!! Funny AF
“Just let me die,” That’s the best part.
For a half second I thought this was real😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Macklemore definitely watched this. Great skit!
I watched this entire thing "oh my God. Wow. " 😂
Im so proud of you Nyanna. Managing to sit through a hilarious, less than 4 minute video. Thats some talent girl. I believe in you.
I also enjoy your use of quotations signifying that you are speaking, as if you weren't already.
You are some kind of prodigy.
I imagine one day you may even have the capacity to watch a funny 4 and a half minute video. "Oh my god......wouldn't that be incredible"
The kid is a good actor
props to him
😂 loved the One on Pitbull, loved this one 😂 who's the next victim?
"His 5th birthday, 6 years later!" Lol 😅