Dota 2 - Gabe Newell Mega-Kills Announcer Pack Trailer | Gamescom 2018

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  • @myp3ukgh646
    @myp3ukgh646 4 роки тому +14732

    Girl: three
    Gabe: Alyx?

  • @antonmussolini6669
    @antonmussolini6669 3 роки тому +11018

    Gabe can't say 3, it goes against his programming.

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 3 роки тому +373

      It's cursed number in Valve HQ, saying it will cause the end of the world.

    • @phumrapeekhamyont5252
      @phumrapeekhamyont5252 3 роки тому +37

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @paulhoeksema7200
      @paulhoeksema7200 3 роки тому +68

      he said it before on the conference with the glados blue screen of death because "updating a 3 year old game"

    • @dudewithmittens3004
      @dudewithmittens3004 3 роки тому +8

      @Diamond Miner videos no gabe sometimes gets rid of the fear of the ancient curse , and speaks what he wants to say ! what a brave man !

    • @yoboyyoyoboy
      @yoboyyoyoboy 3 роки тому +27

      no no no, it goes 1, 2, alyx.

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +6390

    I love Gabe's polite voice.
    In an age where everyone is hysteric, loud, more, energetic, he is just calm and polite.

    • @emotius1
      @emotius1 2 роки тому +98

      Maybe the key is not saying three

    • @Content_Deleted
      @Content_Deleted 2 роки тому +26

      It's a breath of fresh air

    • @fg009letyrds8
      @fg009letyrds8 Рік тому +3

      It's fake

    • @Ssek16
      @Ssek16 Рік тому +30

      @@fg009letyrds8
      yeah, it's AI generated.
      In 2018.
      LMAO

    • @swatmaster492
      @swatmaster492 11 місяців тому

      It's only Americans that are obnoxious like that

  • @Invasivegamer
    @Invasivegamer 3 роки тому +2274

    I want the calm gabe saying “you have just achieved first blood”

    • @RZonYT
      @RZonYT 3 роки тому +129

      Thank you and have fun.

    • @f1shyspace
      @f1shyspace 3 роки тому +75

      Well that’s one way to make players more calm and less toxic

    • @wolvez_3358
      @wolvez_3358 3 роки тому

      2+

    • @giarenella
      @giarenella 3 роки тому +5

      Same,an 1% chance of it happening would be cool actually

    • @tiMouu2001
      @tiMouu2001 Рік тому

      gg "no command"

  • @R0ckst4r0ck3r
    @R0ckst4r0ck3r 6 років тому +8973

    We want Half life more than 2 but less than 4.

    • @pyromot0
      @pyromot0 6 років тому +440

      half life 2 episode 1

    • @fidelcartagena6086
      @fidelcartagena6086 6 років тому +271

      Half life 2,5

    • @muslimpucci8998
      @muslimpucci8998 6 років тому +30

      Vulpes Inculta We wont go quietly

    • @Jimmithi
      @Jimmithi 6 років тому +33

      I laughed way too fucking hard.

    • @urmotherfather2584
      @urmotherfather2584 6 років тому +62

      3 minute video ..
      3 people in video
      Dota 3 coming soon
      CS 3.0 Coming soon
      Half Life 3 Coming soon
      TF 3 Coming Soon

  • @augustoluis6888
    @augustoluis6888 5 років тому +18162

    All memes aside, Gaben has an exceptional voice.

    • @Jalkoth
      @Jalkoth 4 роки тому +575

      I find it oddly calming

    • @Rodmc-ty2bi
      @Rodmc-ty2bi 4 роки тому +286

      Thanks and have fun

    • @train989
      @train989 4 роки тому +79

      thanks and have fun

    • @BesteresPT
      @BesteresPT 4 роки тому +30

      It's GABE

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 4 роки тому +6

      "Meme" the fucker ignored his fans completely in order to get more money.

  • @98kazer
    @98kazer 5 років тому +15296

    I just love that Gabe really embraced the memes

    • @Vidrigsson
      @Vidrigsson 4 роки тому +382

      He is fun without " hello fellow kids " props prob goes to Slacks. He has done a few skits with gaben now.

    • @forbiddenwordme5167
      @forbiddenwordme5167 4 роки тому +51

      He's great

    • @Мөнхдөл
      @Мөнхдөл 4 роки тому +16

      @@Vidrigsson **sad Kaci noises**

    • @lee.ummm.
      @lee.ummm. 4 роки тому +40

      im not wearing underwear

    • @kenjiaex7986
      @kenjiaex7986 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao

  • @TheHiddenNote
    @TheHiddenNote 3 роки тому +1856

    I really appreciate and adore Gabe for just running with this gag. He's such an amazing guy.

    • @tiMouu2001
      @tiMouu2001 Рік тому

      yes you really know him. In Realife XD double faces

    • @tricursor2481
      @tricursor2481 Рік тому

      ​​@@tiMouu2001i cant even tell what you mean. But I don't think you have to know him in real life to know he's a great guy. The good valve has done in the industry is alone enough, he is the one that makes sure horrible things dont happen and when the community is mad, they correct course. Microtransactions are their only sin, but in their games they aren't even close to required.
      Some stuff valve has done for the industry: made gaming on Linux work. They almost single handedly funded and developed Proton, working with big names in gaming to make anti cheats compatible as well. Steam deck, you actually own that hardware, you can do whatever you want with it and they have a video showing you how to replace parts yourself. That is a big deal while other tech companies are going so far as to make each individual part be assigned an ID and if you replace it, the OS wont even let you use it, essentially forcing you to go through them for fixes. Steam sales, essentially giving games away in some cases. After a few years their own games, despite being absolute masterpieces they could continue selling for $50-$60, they lower prices and then have sales on top of that. Mods, CS was based on a mod. L4d was based on a mod. They give you their sdk for free to make your own mods and have a place in Steam where you can upload them and download them, through Steam. They totally embrace it while companies like Rockstar try to prevent it.

    • @WarFoxThunder
      @WarFoxThunder 6 місяців тому

      IKR

    • @contra7631
      @contra7631 3 місяці тому

      At the same time I hate him for not releasing hl-3,left 4 dead-3

  • @ТрешШоу-м2ы
    @ТрешШоу-м2ы 4 роки тому +5143

    They: Say triple kill
    Gabe: Alyxmurder

  • @Versaucey
    @Versaucey 6 років тому +5122

    *Introducing : Amazon Gabe*

    • @ursochurrasqueira
      @ursochurrasqueira 6 років тому +50

      Gabe, play Despacito

    • @litsoul6427
      @litsoul6427 6 років тому +3

      Urso Churrasqueira *starts to bark*

    • @elliottguzmanurtes4208
      @elliottguzmanurtes4208 6 років тому +5

      If that exists, I will instantly buy that shit

    • @stowchiz5137
      @stowchiz5137 6 років тому

      MISTA SAMSUNG MIRANA FUNNY MOMENT !
      ua-cam.com/video/X5xiQLfM9O8/v-deo.html

    • @floppytheflapyyt5046
      @floppytheflapyyt5046 6 років тому +9

      Human: Gabe how far is it to the closest kfc
      Gabe: hello my name is Gabe have fun

  • @SilentMemer
    @SilentMemer 6 років тому +10047

    *Introducing: Gabe Newell 2*

    • @omlette8240
      @omlette8240 6 років тому +56

      @K.O no Gabe Newel 2.5

    • @bigsmoke2003
      @bigsmoke2003 6 років тому +100

      *,,Gabe newell more than 2 and less than 4''*

    • @xurany427
      @xurany427 6 років тому +7

      The gabening

    • @sorrynothing5602
      @sorrynothing5602 6 років тому +29

      Gabe Newell 2 Episode 1

    • @kemonek
      @kemonek 6 років тому +1

      Gabe Newell will have battle royale

  • @ehmehsmeh824
    @ehmehsmeh824 3 роки тому +8691

    Player: *Kills 3 guys*.
    Gabe: "Hello this is Gabe Newell. You've just killed Alyx people."

    • @handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem
      @handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem 3 роки тому +382

      alyx is now a number

    • @handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem
      @handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem 3 роки тому +157

      according to his gabens language

    • @jdjdgaming
      @jdjdgaming 3 роки тому +112

      @@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem breaking news gabe newell changed numbers they are these now 1,2,alyx,4,5,6,7,8,9,0 please dont use the more then 2 and less then 4 ever again

    • @allmycircuits8850
      @allmycircuits8850 3 роки тому +39

      @@jdjdgaming 1,2, ep1, ep2, alyx, ...

    • @YouTube_Is_Sick
      @YouTube_Is_Sick 3 роки тому +52

      Player: *Kills 10 players in a minute*
      Gabe: Hello, this is Gabe Newell you seem suspicious to me, perhaps I will block your account, thanks and have fun

  • @yt_naecohk
    @yt_naecohk 4 роки тому +7327

    I love how he understand the "3" jokes
    but at the same time he just ignored it and then 12vr45678910

    • @ruben5249
      @ruben5249 4 роки тому +33

      Arcadocean 😂

    • @trihermawan9553
      @trihermawan9553 4 роки тому +148

      But, more important, what is his motivation?

    • @theseangle
      @theseangle 4 роки тому +62

      Half-Life 4 confirmed

    • @ArcFenixDelacroix
      @ArcFenixDelacroix 4 роки тому +7

      What is that code?

    • @ArcFenixDelacroix
      @ArcFenixDelacroix 4 роки тому +6

      Oh nvm, its 2 am here and I have not eaten yet and I haven't finished my project

  • @doom7ish
    @doom7ish 6 років тому +4778

    Still can't count to three. Good God Gabe.

    • @МатвейЧ-ь6х
      @МатвейЧ-ь6х 6 років тому +144

      First Blood, Double Kill, Double Kill: Episode One, Ultra Kill. Rampage.

    • @itplus7
      @itplus7 6 років тому +73

      Yeah as he said what's his motivation when fucking steam is more profitable than 100 half lifes

    • @Starkillerscat
      @Starkillerscat 6 років тому +1

      333 likes

    • @justsomefacts2118
      @justsomefacts2118 6 років тому +1

      @@Starkillerscat not anymore

    • @Starkillerscat
      @Starkillerscat 6 років тому +2

      damnit

  • @prodharrypote
    @prodharrypote 4 роки тому +5382

    Girl: Just say three
    Gabe: vietnam flashbacks

    • @mrdwanlmao
      @mrdwanlmao 4 роки тому +26

      Vietnam?

    • @thatshuey
      @thatshuey 4 роки тому +15

      nugget xuyên lục địa nói về quá khứ k tốt ý :v

    • @mrdwanlmao
      @mrdwanlmao 4 роки тому +5

      @@thatshuey cũng có người Việt xem à :v

    • @Markus11993
      @Markus11993 4 роки тому +22

      @@mrdwanlmao it's a meme.

    • @imyuukakazami
      @imyuukakazami 3 роки тому +6

      @@nevermore4320 it that Chinese

  • @oswaldhomolka
    @oswaldhomolka 4 роки тому +1694

    Fan: *makes fun of famous person*
    Normal famous person: *anger*
    Gaben: *makes fun of himself instead*

    • @spakeschannel
      @spakeschannel 3 роки тому +43

      Chalkeaters are another perfect example of that since March, 29th.

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 3 роки тому +31

      @@spakeschannel yup, at this point it seems really self-aware, to the point of being hopeful.
      Maybe the three is real...

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 3 роки тому +11

      "I am not wearing underwear."

    • @namisavi8408
      @namisavi8408 3 роки тому +2

      Normal people : angryyyyy
      Gaben Newell: just make it become money makee

    • @venom_spy437
      @venom_spy437 9 місяців тому

      Should`ve say "Famous sissy", though.

  • @epicface7031
    @epicface7031 5 років тому +4524

    It's surprising due to the fact that he was born on the *3rd* of November.

  • @killerkram1337
    @killerkram1337 6 років тому +4097

    Omg this is awesome.
    You've killed more than 2 people... But less than 4

    • @marcmud1
      @marcmud1 6 років тому +4

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • @Deathshuck
      @Deathshuck 6 років тому +37

      Is it awesome? All it reminds us of is that we're not getting sequels to our favorite games :E

    • @Anthonys-Corner
      @Anthonys-Corner 6 років тому +19

      He's toying with us dammit!

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 6 років тому +30

      but what's my motivation?...

    • @TheTaquitoProject
      @TheTaquitoProject 5 років тому +2

      I want portal and half-life morethan2butlessthan4

  • @jackiechan5815
    @jackiechan5815 6 років тому +1624

    'I don't understand'

    • @wolfder6661
      @wolfder6661 6 років тому +10

      The joke Is gabe can't count to 3

    • @wolfder6661
      @wolfder6661 6 років тому

      @@zekken1511 yeah what you said

    • @devilsadvocate2442
      @devilsadvocate2442 6 років тому +1

      r/whoosh

    • @ducklingchief8289
      @ducklingchief8289 6 років тому

      Twice

    • @epicn
      @epicn 6 років тому +1

      Everyone always get it wrong. There are four o’s in the subreddit’s name. r/woooosh

  • @SyndicateOperative
    @SyndicateOperative 3 роки тому +717

    2:04 ... I *love* how he calls himself Gaben. So great.

    • @Alex-futro
      @Alex-futro Рік тому +6

      no shit his names gaben 🤔 or should he call himself eric

    • @blitzkriiegi1005
      @blitzkriiegi1005 Рік тому +63

      @@Alex-futro No, His name is Gabe Newell. Gaben is a nickname. the n in gaben stands for his last name. Youll sometimes see it spelled GabeN because the capital N is for Newell.

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative Рік тому +13

      @@Alex-futro ....Yeah... his name is Gabe.
      N is just the initial of his last name...

    • @Sam-vk8xd
      @Sam-vk8xd Рік тому +1

      This thread is hilarious

    • @ericgonzalez3643
      @ericgonzalez3643 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Alex-futro Nope, im Eric, he is Gaben

  • @Linosek279
    @Linosek279 4 роки тому +7985

    I’m wondering how many people have actually emailed Gabe to tell him about their rampage

    • @nixsss3518
      @nixsss3518 4 роки тому +866

      alot of people. every now and then on dota 2 subreddit people even get email back from GabeN.

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 4 роки тому +92

      NiXsSs TheRandomGuy
      Peak GabeN

    • @thedungbui4832
      @thedungbui4832 4 роки тому +86

      i emailed him to ask for free games lol

    • @qpie3409
      @qpie3409 4 роки тому +11

      I did...

    • @turtleguymcturtle4303
      @turtleguymcturtle4303 4 роки тому +141

      @@winterwyvern3782 He probably got a ton of emails so he probably didn't get to yours yet "These things they take time"

  • @outsider_in
    @outsider_in 4 роки тому +4346

    Everyone: "Gabe, what is more than 2 and less than 4?"
    Gabe: "Lots of things: 2.1, 2.5, 2.9, 2.901, 2.902, 2.911, 2.92...."

    • @MichaelGrbg
      @MichaelGrbg 4 роки тому +37

      @Brutal Beat 2.124, 2.995, 2.65

    • @dirtynessenjoyer
      @dirtynessenjoyer 4 роки тому +13

      2.(0) to 2.(9)

    • @pilotero3898
      @pilotero3898 4 роки тому +35

      *[Insert any real number]*

    • @chestertamayo1894
      @chestertamayo1894 4 роки тому +5

      @Brutal Beat you *DARE* put the number that is more than 2 and less than 4 in that sentence

    • @TheClanFollows
      @TheClanFollows 4 роки тому +8

      2 episode 2... alyx... hand lab...

  • @AMSASH
    @AMSASH 4 роки тому +5047

    Honestly I would of liked the versions were he says “hello, this is gabe newell”

  • @alybe1801
    @alybe1801 3 роки тому +4703

    Gabe: double kill
    Just say it with a bit more energy
    Gabe: Double Kill

  • @thenthewingedhussarsarrive6425
    @thenthewingedhussarsarrive6425 6 років тому +3036

    *Gets a triple kill*
    Gabe: "That's the only 3 you're getting"

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 5 років тому +2649

    But what’s my moti...
    *_MONEY GABE, IT’S MONEY_*

    • @georgefenrirbitadze4757
      @georgefenrirbitadze4757 5 років тому +53

      Actually making half life 3 will be less profitable and quite Risky, they can make more money by just selling games from steam in less than a year.

    • @arfn1973
      @arfn1973 5 років тому +2

      @@georgefenrirbitadze4757 What?

    • @georgefenrirbitadze4757
      @georgefenrirbitadze4757 5 років тому +4

      @@arfn1973 ????

    • @arfn1973
      @arfn1973 5 років тому +1

      @@georgefenrirbitadze4757 Why you say is risky and less profitable?

    • @misterstabby9457
      @misterstabby9457 5 років тому +6

      @@arfn1973 because it is

  • @jakeeeGST
    @jakeeeGST 6 років тому +5935

    **video is 3 minutes long**

    • @hw7202
      @hw7202 6 років тому +153

      He doesn't know yet.

    • @erbertadonis597
      @erbertadonis597 6 років тому +132

      Left 4 dead 3 confirmed

    • @DarkDavid005
      @DarkDavid005 6 років тому +102

      No, it's 189 seconds long...duh

    • @JeremiahFernandez
      @JeremiahFernandez 6 років тому +38

      and 9 seconds, which is a multiple of a number which is *MORE THAN **_TWO_** AND LESS THAN **_FOUR_*

    • @Tofuey
      @Tofuey 6 років тому +17

      3 people in the video

  • @cale3214
    @cale3214 3 роки тому +121

    1:27 that "i don't understand" is really genuine

  • @jani11
    @jani11 6 років тому +2223

    Is Valve actually communicating with us?

    • @iMuscle15O6
      @iMuscle15O6 6 років тому +33

      Jani Johnny I think he is

    • @SisuBjörk
      @SisuBjörk 6 років тому +64

      Nah.

    • @PanRokador
      @PanRokador 6 років тому +15

      Yep. The same way as in this video.

    • @хаос_царствует
      @хаос_царствует 6 років тому +3

      uh Valvegina

    • @suza3199
      @suza3199 6 років тому +42

      Simple. He said it. "What's my motivation". Aka no reason to make half life 3

  • @randomclips4094
    @randomclips4094 6 років тому +5487

    *Half Life More Than 2 Less Than 4 Confirmed*

    • @khayyamal9207
      @khayyamal9207 5 років тому +130

      You mean *HALF LIFE 2.5???*

    • @Funkoh
      @Funkoh 5 років тому +21

      khayyam Al no its half life 2.1 and 2.2

    • @khayyamal9207
      @khayyamal9207 5 років тому +4

      Oh yeah?

    • @GreatNaturalStupidity
      @GreatNaturalStupidity 5 років тому +1

      @@khayyamal9207 oh yeah yeah

    • @trihexa3024
      @trihexa3024 5 років тому +4

      @@Funkoh what is this kingdom hearts? kappa

  • @vicondra4383
    @vicondra4383 6 років тому +522

    *-Half Life 3-*
    *Half Life more than 2 and less than 4 * confirmed

  • @ms.cannibal5190
    @ms.cannibal5190 3 роки тому +271

    I would really like this to be a real voice pack in any game

    • @em_the_bee
      @em_the_bee 2 роки тому +18

      But it is, though

    • @ms.cannibal5190
      @ms.cannibal5190 2 роки тому +11

      @@em_the_bee well now my dream has completed

    • @em_the_bee
      @em_the_bee 2 роки тому +7

      @@ms.cannibal5190 but it came out on the next day after this video

  • @THExRISER
    @THExRISER 6 років тому +1163

    Ok they acknowleged it,it's been 11 years but they acknowleged it,this is a start...

    • @jobeedrost
      @jobeedrost 6 років тому +50

      I think they've been acknowledging it for a while. Like, in the past couple years. But I may be wrong.

    • @Shakenmike117
      @Shakenmike117 6 років тому +75

      They've acknowledged it many many times, they just don't give a shit

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 6 років тому +7

      Well they did say they're going back to making games,so maybe they do now!

    • @jobeedrost
      @jobeedrost 6 років тому +9

      Hopefully, but hopefully it's games other than "Artifact", eck. Lol

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 6 років тому +5

      I still remember the crowd's reactions,it was priceless!

  • @honestgamez1511
    @honestgamez1511 4 роки тому +2683

    Gaben in preschool:
    Teacher: Can you count to ten for me
    Gaben: 1,2 uhhhh, 2 episode 1, 2 episode 2, Alyx

    • @koray624
      @koray624 4 роки тому +13

      :D

    • @bigjoetwd
      @bigjoetwd 4 роки тому +29

      ...Artifact?

    • @larniieplayz6285
      @larniieplayz6285 3 роки тому +3

      Wouldn’t alyx go between 1 and 2?

    • @conic2721
      @conic2721 3 роки тому +21

      It's more like
      "Portal, Portal 2, Portal Bridge Constructor"

    • @mahikannakiham2477
      @mahikannakiham2477 3 роки тому +5

      @@larniieplayz6285 Not really, but for spoiler reasons I won't say why.

  • @adeswandana24
    @adeswandana24 6 років тому +5626

    There's 3 people in this video. Half life 3 confirmed guys!!

    • @wingscancer
      @wingscancer 6 років тому +458

      no it's, more than 2 and less than 4

    • @abovenbeyond2826
      @abovenbeyond2826 6 років тому +93

      What is this weird half an 8 symbol you're using

    • @kirisu_2
      @kirisu_2 6 років тому +6

      and cameramen?

    • @BDozer666
      @BDozer666 6 років тому +6

      It doesn't count if they're not in the same room :)

    • @therealshimo
      @therealshimo 6 років тому

      BDawg You mean the same shot
      we didn’t see anyone besides 3 people
      there was probably a bigger crew filming this

  • @Billoreillyz
    @Billoreillyz 3 роки тому +822

    Sometimes it dawns and me that GabeN has a kid and probably doesn't realize how epic his Dad is.

    • @lue64
      @lue64 3 роки тому +36

      my god. your right

    • @Vlyood
      @Vlyood 3 роки тому +72

      Kid grown up and making his own games

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 роки тому +69

      Gaben's son is like 30 years old and has his own game studio. He definitely knows.

    • @chrispena8186
      @chrispena8186 3 роки тому +31

      Awesome. He probably has a copy of half life 3 to himself lol

    • @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985
      @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985 3 роки тому +59

      Gabe probably just forgot his son's 3rd birthday, other than that, he is probably a good dad

  • @markgaming7668
    @markgaming7668 5 років тому +5220

    No. 3: **exist**
    Gaben: *Gaben.exe has been stopped*

    • @ihaveasoul702
      @ihaveasoul702 5 років тому +14

      XD

    • @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737
      @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 5 років тому +43

      *An unexpected error has occured with file Gaben.exe. Please restart your computer and try again.*

    • @beidouenjoyer6192
      @beidouenjoyer6192 5 років тому +11

      Reminds me of half-life more than 2 less than 4...

    • @hiulet3837
      @hiulet3837 5 років тому

      wdym No. 3 "exists"?

    • @BladeLuoxi
      @BladeLuoxi 4 роки тому

      Fuck You G Fat!

  • @JapaFestas
    @JapaFestas 4 роки тому +3284

    Gaben:
    Half Life
    Half Life 2
    *ORANGE BOX*

    • @DevixScythian
      @DevixScythian 4 роки тому +1

      XDD

    • @rocco3686
      @rocco3686 4 роки тому +36

      Box = B-O-X 3 letters = Half Life 3 confirmed

    • @Alooftoken
      @Alooftoken 4 роки тому

      *I dont understand*

    • @Olja89
      @Olja89 4 роки тому +3

      Rixo 4554 Half-Life ALYX
      ALYX = A-L-Y-X 4 letters = Half-Life 4 confirmed

    • @MrNannogomez
      @MrNannogomez 4 роки тому

      Half life: Alyx

  • @MrNovaTVGeo
    @MrNovaTVGeo 4 роки тому +4116

    Half-Life: More then 2, less then 4

  • @KyryloMudrokha
    @KyryloMudrokha 3 роки тому +162

    This is what you've been waiting for
    Say one, two, and four!

    • @therandomnobody3407
      @therandomnobody3407 3 роки тому +21

      that song shows even more about how self aware Gabe and valve is

  • @itplus7
    @itplus7 6 років тому +2282

    Half life 3
    Portal 3
    Team fortress 3
    Left for dead 3
    Dota 3
    Ok if you have problem with number 3 I won't bother if your next game name will be half life 4 or more than 2 whatever

    • @tehfoxxy9630
      @tehfoxxy9630 6 років тому +48

      Look, they'll make Left 4 Dead Free someday... just to get away from the 3...

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 6 років тому +4

      where's the Ricochet 3 at

    • @K-onix
      @K-onix 6 років тому +4

      Payday 3

    • @MW-ty5zw
      @MW-ty5zw 6 років тому +2

      It's a good thing they know when to stop milking shit.

    • @schizoidbf
      @schizoidbf 6 років тому +8

      Half-life more then 2 but less then 4 game teaser

  • @randomclips4094
    @randomclips4094 6 років тому +804

    When gaben counts
    *1, 2,more than 2 less than 4, 4, 5...*

  • @MR.SANDMAN.
    @MR.SANDMAN. 6 років тому +1009

    "more than 2 and less than 4" Just take my money already

    • @nickj2805
      @nickj2805 5 років тому +10

      "Half life more than 2 and less than 4" announced

    • @tehfoxxo
      @tehfoxxo 5 років тому

      Does sound better than a simple triple kill

    • @danielpradhanasaputra7956
      @danielpradhanasaputra7956 5 років тому +1

      You mean half life 2.5?

    • @hypernegic4864
      @hypernegic4864 5 років тому +1

      left 4 dead 2 confirmed

  • @sleepless9003
    @sleepless9003 3 роки тому +154

    "What's my motivation" my life in a nutshell

  • @arbuzyrno5541
    @arbuzyrno5541 5 років тому +1764

    Gaben: I fear no man, but that thing
    *3*
    Gaben: It scares me

  • @NOOBDP
    @NOOBDP 4 роки тому +609

    01:37 "But whats my motivation" (to say "three"). Damn thats deep!

    • @caracal4361
      @caracal4361 4 роки тому +8

      money

    • @caracal4361
      @caracal4361 4 роки тому +2

      also it's not deep at all wtf are you talking about, it's always about the money, besides it's not like he creates the games himself

    • @MoreImbaThanYou
      @MoreImbaThanYou 4 роки тому +17

      @@caracal4361 Never seen a better textbook example of /whooosh

    • @TheSK1PP
      @TheSK1PP 4 роки тому +2

      @@caracal4361 man valve is unique company that doesn't really care about only money

    • @robertprobst3836
      @robertprobst3836 3 роки тому +6

      It seems to be a funny response but I think he is serious. He openly admitted that Valve suffers from intellectual burn-out and is not capable of making Half-Life 3 or Portal 3, and they also don't see any reason to attempt Team Fortress 3, DOTA3, Left4Dead3. Remember the legendary "EA in a nutshell" video???? In that video Valve were the good guys. Now...Steam and online multiplayer gaming has transformed them into the same type of company as EA...it is all about keeping old projects running with little to no effort, milking the cow, just without EA's mafia-esque Studio-swallowing imperialism and the tendencies to make franchise-ruining last installments. But, that good old creative high quality Valve is not Valve anymore. If the game nerd founder who is at the top asks for motivation to finish one of the greatest game series ever, well, you know shit is real and it will never happen. He turned to the dark side and is happy with his fuck you money. The game maker inside him is dead and there is no Luke Skywalker coming to save Gabe.

  • @WheezyShotta
    @WheezyShotta 6 років тому +1277

    *"This'll take 30 mins"*
    *Takes Over 10 hours*
    Yup. That's the valve marketing team alright.

    • @IndianTelephone
      @IndianTelephone 6 років тому +36

      no, that's accurate Valve Time.

    • @Fixided
      @Fixided 6 років тому +5

      @@IndianTelephone give or take a few weeks

    • @who3v3r33
      @who3v3r33 6 років тому +1

      30 minute= half life 3?

    • @noodle646
      @noodle646 6 років тому

      Fuck add 8 years or more

    • @nickiesanx8959
      @nickiesanx8959 6 років тому +1

      Took Icefrog and 3 some people to develop 100+ heroes in less than 5 years. Took valve to develop 1 heroe in 5 years ... Good job Valve. Good Job ..

  • @octodaddy877
    @octodaddy877 3 роки тому +135

    You've just achieved Double Kill: Episode 1.

  • @xKarma_411
    @xKarma_411 6 років тому +1016

    Valve make me a game.
    “I don’t understand.”

    • @Aleks-e8g
      @Aleks-e8g 6 років тому +2

      xKarma _
      Artifact is a thing.

    • @DEATHMOONPRODUCTIONS
      @DEATHMOONPRODUCTIONS 6 років тому

      By game i think he means 3d-open world game, not something that was probably created in 3 months and is still in major development

    • @Aleks-e8g
      @Aleks-e8g 6 років тому

      The Mental and Awake, when they announced Artifact, gaben also said that they have 3 more game projects.
      But NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT IT TILL THEY ANNOUNCE IT.
      Seriusly, WHY THE DUCK EVERYONE COMPLAIN ABOUT VALVE NOT DOING GAMES, WHILE GABEN SAID THAT THEY HAVE 3 GAME PROJECTS.

    • @xKarma_411
      @xKarma_411 6 років тому +1

      Александр Семихатский sorry, you are right I should of gotten more excited for a Portals bridge simulator and a cards game. My apologies.

    • @imcintyre01
      @imcintyre01 6 років тому

      That actually made me laugh out my mouth XD

  • @Naramitzas
    @Naramitzas 6 років тому +397

    His voice is pure ASMR

  • @salami99
    @salami99 6 років тому +2196

    2:35 I see 3 gabe newells. idk.

  • @Idontknowyou05
    @Idontknowyou05 3 роки тому +116

    Gabe truly is an amazing person.

  • @ilmidz4275
    @ilmidz4275 6 років тому +643

    *Hello Im Gaben Nawell you just achieved first blood Thanks and have fun!*

    • @woolco
      @woolco 5 років тому +7

      And my favorite class is the Spy.

  • @paradoxine6287
    @paradoxine6287 5 років тому +1167

    This guy had a bad childhood when he was 3 years old

  • @Patrick-rt1uh
    @Patrick-rt1uh 5 років тому +1205

    Gabe as a child counting numbers be like:
    1,2,I dont understand,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

    • @demonicdaijam892
      @demonicdaijam892 5 років тому +3

      HAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

    • @vyews
      @vyews 5 років тому +3

      This is very funnny

    • @Станислав-т5в
      @Станислав-т5в 5 років тому +10

      mabe we need ask him to make half life i dont understand??

    • @xxzzsss
      @xxzzsss 4 роки тому +1

      That was she said

    • @A-28-j8b
      @A-28-j8b Рік тому +3

      1 2 episode 1 episode 2 Alyx 4 5 6 7 8 9

  • @TenshoWasHere
    @TenshoWasHere 3 роки тому +59

    "say three"
    *And i took that personally*

  • @khayyamal9207
    @khayyamal9207 5 років тому +3795

    1:20
    Girl:....THREE.....
    GABEN: *I DONT UNDERSTAND*

  • @AriCasino
    @AriCasino 5 років тому +1030

    Everyone: 3... say it with me: thr-
    Gabe: Artifact

  • @charliem4469
    @charliem4469 5 років тому +2798

    You've killed more than 2, and less than 4.
    Okay well now we need Half Life more than 2 and less than 4.

  • @ImGazu
    @ImGazu 2 роки тому +97

    I love how Gaben just embraces his meme status

  • @Ken-sj8jk
    @Ken-sj8jk 6 років тому +753

    Since we will never get HL3... Can you just release HL4?

    • @poko60
      @poko60 6 років тому +13

      Maybe this would actually happen? Cause if everyone dies in hl3 , which they'll never release. They could just release hl4 with a new story

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 6 років тому +1

      Actually half Life 4 was real but was scrapped

    • @zeuromaker9068
      @zeuromaker9068 6 років тому +14

      Half-Life more than 2 but less than 4

    • @megatron2171
      @megatron2171 6 років тому

      @@sml2k186 return to ravenholm?

    • @KiyokaMakibi
      @KiyokaMakibi 6 років тому

      Someone give this guy an award!

  • @lapislazuli6825
    @lapislazuli6825 6 років тому +641

    *THIS PROOF THAT GABEN CANNOT COUNT TO 3*

    • @HappySmilingDog-d7u
      @HappySmilingDog-d7u 5 років тому +4

      Lapis Lazuli btw techies has line : who said we cant count to three , huh?

  • @peridux7592
    @peridux7592 4 роки тому +628

    His gurgling at the beginning...
    So Gabe was the boomer in L4D the whole time!

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 4 роки тому +48

      yes they motion captured Gabe for the boomer

    • @mayethponce1190
      @mayethponce1190 4 роки тому +11

      @@pierreo33 I thought o heard a vortigaunt

    • @zmx-jayy
      @zmx-jayy 4 роки тому +6

      Ok boomer

    • @supertoasting1011
      @supertoasting1011 3 роки тому +3

      There is a mod on the L4D2 steam workshop that replaces the male boomers face with Gabe's.

    • @Dustin-cm2bh
      @Dustin-cm2bh 2 роки тому

      That's pudge

  • @shanemacmillan5732
    @shanemacmillan5732 3 роки тому +51

    He is too pure for this world. I love him. Gabe, please give me a hug.

  • @richardlew3667
    @richardlew3667 6 років тому +835

    Gabe's trolling on purpose since he's paid by the hour

    • @GoBenC
      @GoBenC 6 років тому +54

      He's technically paying them by the hour

    • @GoBenC
      @GoBenC 6 років тому +5

      @@shiftless215 yeah, I know the joke just wanted to comment

    • @youneskasdi
      @youneskasdi 6 років тому +1

      you ruined it by your obvious statement

    • @GoBenC
      @GoBenC 6 років тому

      @@youneskasdi drunk me didn't care at the time

  • @maxpredator1183
    @maxpredator1183 6 років тому +366

    Hello. I am Gabe Newell. Half life 3 will not be released. Thank you for playing Dota 2

    • @wzvy
      @wzvy 6 років тому +6

      Lies he would never say the number that is more than 2 and less than 4

    • @Portulak007
      @Portulak007 6 років тому +1

      Guys Dota 3 will never come....

    • @ezzatcasim7639
      @ezzatcasim7639 6 років тому +1

      How about left4dead 3?

    • @spartanspaceman5876
      @spartanspaceman5876 6 років тому

      You mean... Left 3 Dead 3?

  • @kami1
    @kami1 5 років тому +174

    "But what's my motivation"
    IDK GABE YOU TELL ME

  • @dann7524
    @dann7524 4 роки тому +52

    *i actually dont know anything about dota, but if i hear "Hello This is Gabe Newell, Thanks for Playing Dota. Double Kill."*
    *Would bring me into the game*

    • @JimboMarsh
      @JimboMarsh 3 роки тому

      Slacks and Kaci are some of the best parts of the pro scene too!

    • @JohnDoe-zu7vg
      @JohnDoe-zu7vg Рік тому +1

      These were the actual voice lines released.. so yes

  • @Alice_Sprinkles
    @Alice_Sprinkles 5 років тому +390

    He's so pure, I love him.

    • @canyoufeelthelove3305
      @canyoufeelthelove3305 4 роки тому +1

      We all do. With a burning passion.

    • @Artcat932
      @Artcat932 2 роки тому

      Gabe, our lord and saviour

    • @YozoOba1927
      @YozoOba1927 2 роки тому

      Gaben wanted a cut character in half life 2 that rapes Gordon to death called Mr friendly

  • @skipper2888
    @skipper2888 6 років тому +221

    Gabe: *whats 3?*

  • @MidnightBloomDev
    @MidnightBloomDev 6 років тому +1822

    Do you guys not have a phone?
    Oh, wrong company

  • @SmitheTalsen
    @SmitheTalsen 3 роки тому +44

    I love the "Hi, I'm Gabe Newell, and you've just achieved first blood"

  • @018ปุณยวัจน์เชาว์นามล

    Imagine when you're got 3 kill and Gabe said
    *I don't understand*
    Edit:97 like this is greates high Wry

  • @CYGNIUS
    @CYGNIUS 6 років тому +209

    *i dOn'T UnDeRsTaNd*

  • @luciano9755
    @luciano9755 6 років тому +103

    At this point Valve can upload a video of Gabe taking a huge dump on a Half Life logo, that fans would say HL3 is coming.

    • @MikeLarson02
      @MikeLarson02 6 років тому +13

      Yeah, but most don't seriously expect it anymore. It's achieved full meme status.

    • @Schytheron
      @Schytheron 6 років тому +7

      This actually seems like something VALVE would do just for the shits (no pun intended) and giggles. They just release a 10 second untitled video on UA-cam with Gabe shitting on a Half-Life logo with no context whatsoever.

    • @LuminousIris
      @LuminousIris 6 років тому

      I'd like to think it'll hit us where we least expected it now that it's a dead meme, and funny thing is I haven't played the damn thing but I want it to arrive just so I can see people perplexed.

  • @kovacthesaggy4014
    @kovacthesaggy4014 3 роки тому +56

    Gabe's Mom: Shouldn't you be teaching my little boy how to count to 3?!
    Gabe's Kindergarten Teacher: No it's okay I don't need to he'll learn himself
    *50 years later...*

  • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
    @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 6 років тому +647

    Half Life 3 confirmed?

    • @johnper2302
      @johnper2302 6 років тому +4

      HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE

    • @HorrorTroll2611
      @HorrorTroll2611 6 років тому +67

      Half-Life: More than 2 and less than 4

    • @aristriprasetyo3345
      @aristriprasetyo3345 6 років тому +2

      No, bot confirmed... But you got half life : more than 2 less than 4

    • @fatamorgana0094
      @fatamorgana0094 6 років тому

      333 like

    • @mouseconcafe
      @mouseconcafe 6 років тому

      Just stop

  • @Loxbey
    @Loxbey 6 років тому +136

    *"more than 2 and less than 4"*

  • @bennssnsnabbs8775
    @bennssnsnabbs8775 6 років тому +583

    Half Life 3 coming out 2020
    Suicide rate drops to 0%

    • @hedged-valley1148
      @hedged-valley1148 6 років тому +13

      My life plan, wait for hl3 play half life 3, kill myself

    • @DarkenedAuras7653
      @DarkenedAuras7653 6 років тому +3

      All of Valve will simultaneously drop dead from the usage of the number 3

    • @firmansyahsetianaputra6679
      @firmansyahsetianaputra6679 6 років тому +2

      To -100% mate. Suicide people brings back to life just to play this game

    • @ScipioWasHere
      @ScipioWasHere 6 років тому +3

      *World Peace Achieved*

    • @nickiesanx8959
      @nickiesanx8959 6 років тому +1

      IT will be like what happened to Dota. There wasnt a Dota 1 so why there should be a HL3. They should go directly to #4. Or exactly like Portal. There was already a Portal game and when it was remade they decided to name it Portal instead of Portal 2. So maybe just maybe HL3 should be renamed as Half life all over again. Like those new spider/man movies, every 2 or 3 movies the story starts all over again and again ...

  • @nero9729
    @nero9729 3 роки тому +30

    I still use this pack to this day. loving every second of it. All hail gaben.

  • @vizehplays8830
    @vizehplays8830 6 років тому +290

    Can't wait for half life more than two less than four!

  • @jaysonpatajo233
    @jaysonpatajo233 5 років тому +743

    Csgo players: we really need a better anticheat
    Gabe Newell: dota 2 new voice pack

  • @Owl90
    @Owl90 4 роки тому +36

    Gabe is awesome! Imagine PC gaming if he didn't exist. We are so very lucky for everything he's done in gaming and technology.

  • @arifsyah46
    @arifsyah46 6 років тому +53

    Gabe with its genuine gratitude by saying "Thanks" in every line 👌😂

  • @DanAYeou
    @DanAYeou 4 роки тому +358

    Omg guys half life more than 2 and less than 4 is confirmed

    • @SNOUPS4
      @SNOUPS4 4 роки тому +5

      It's actually Half Life 1.5

    • @jovin_sucks
      @jovin_sucks 4 роки тому +1

      Half Life 2.9

    • @SNOUPS4
      @SNOUPS4 4 роки тому

      @@adamdevo7179 It happens after HL1 and before HL2, hence it's HL 1.5.

    • @andrewrosene6511
      @andrewrosene6511 4 роки тому +1

      @@SNOUPS4 your comment did not age well

    • @sftv4957
      @sftv4957 3 роки тому

      @@adamdevo7179 no it isnt

  • @gamecorso3741
    @gamecorso3741 3 роки тому +49

    It's nice to know who's behind these voiceovers for the game I adore :) Congratulations, Gabe!

  • @thatei.detailing_girl
    @thatei.detailing_girl 3 роки тому +628

    G Ape

  • @alexma1
    @alexma1 5 років тому +84

    1:39 "But what is my motivation?"
    [enragedly pull a slide of a imaginary pistol sounds]

    • @rgbarrios0331
      @rgbarrios0331 11 місяців тому +1

      Foolishness, Gaben. Foolishness.

  • @Spongibobboy
    @Spongibobboy 3 роки тому +28

    This is the greatest promotional video to ever exist

  • @skaze93
    @skaze93 Рік тому +30

    " But what's my motivation " LMAO i died

  • @illyasviel007
    @illyasviel007 Рік тому +23

    Even though i quit dota2 few years ago 🤣 his voice really calming me

  • @KruziikDova
    @KruziikDova 4 роки тому +57

    Someone: "Three"
    Gabe Newell: "I don't understand"

  • @tarnished439
    @tarnished439 6 років тому +185

    Half life more than 2, less than 4 confirmed!

    • @ladderlappen4585
      @ladderlappen4585 6 років тому +1

      2.5

    • @anynomoussucker823
      @anynomoussucker823 6 років тому

      Adam Jenkins you mean a dlc ?

    • @T--kq3pj
      @T--kq3pj 6 років тому +2

      Nice, you're only 456th idiot who said that.

    • @francopesce1970
      @francopesce1970 6 років тому

      Adam Jenkins 2.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

  • @roberto-oe1pr
    @roberto-oe1pr 6 років тому +224

    Portal more than 2 and less than 4 confirmed!

  • @reeceperry8152
    @reeceperry8152 3 роки тому +16

    At this point I would even take “Portal More than 2 but Less than 4”

  • @bronchitis6505
    @bronchitis6505 6 років тому +125

    I want this in tf2

  • @syberpunk
    @syberpunk 5 років тому +23

    0:01 Didn’t know Gabe did the voice lines for the Vortigaunts

  • @danish1650
    @danish1650 6 років тому +797

    ........gabe can't say 3 cuz half life 3 gave him trauma

    • @user-wl3zk6kj3q
      @user-wl3zk6kj3q 6 років тому +1

      -tf3- -hl3- -d3-

    • @Snazzy12341
      @Snazzy12341 6 років тому +3

      no, window 1.3 gave him trauma because he was fired before he could have worked on it

    • @danish1650
      @danish1650 6 років тому

      @@Snazzy12341 agree

    • @MsMelia
      @MsMelia 6 років тому +1

      And tf2, portal 2, dota 2, those gave him nightmares for years

    • @Leijona321
      @Leijona321 6 років тому

      He wasnt fired though, he left himself

  • @HipnikDragomir
    @HipnikDragomir 4 роки тому +14

    He's a great actor. Should do more stuff like this.

  • @egghead2048
    @egghead2048 6 років тому +200

    left 4 dead 3 confirmed.

    • @NotXiAnzheng
      @NotXiAnzheng 6 років тому +25

      Nope its Left 4 Dead : More than 2 and less than 4

    • @SamuraiMotoko
      @SamuraiMotoko 6 років тому

      Left 4 dead 3 have being developed and cancel 2 times already... And they won't try to make it a third time... You know... Because 3....

    • @schizoidbf
      @schizoidbf 6 років тому

      Left 4 dead more then 2 but less then 4 confirmed

    • @twitchizle
      @twitchizle 6 років тому

      left "4" dead "2" - more than "2" less than "4" = left 3 dead 3

    • @_._._._._._._._._._._._._.
      @_._._._._._._._._._._._._. 6 років тому

      Left *less than* 4 dead *more than* 2