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I was literally wikipedia surfing earlier and I looked at her page and thought "She still does GLaDOS cameos? Wonder what she'll do next" and little did I know this had just been dropped
The fact that they got the big man himself makes this amazing. Not to diminish Ellen's role here, but when you get mr N to acknowledge the meme, you know it's special
Um…did they not just get an actor to PLAY as "Mr. N"? I'm pretty sure Gabe wasn't in on this video personally, that's what all the descriptions and channel-owned comments seem to indicate…
list of references for an unadvertised number 0:00 > the chalkeaters logo at the start displays two dots instead of the classic triple dots 0:21 > the sticky notes and papers on the chalkboard are grouped in four and two groups of sticky notes, suspiciously avoiding thirds of paper in a row 0:37 > On the screen behind gabe N, titles with the cursed number get shredded (and stage lights are four. there are ussually three spotlights on a stage to efficciently hit the target withour missing any shadows) 0:51 > when the number on the elevator hits 2, next floors resort for decimals so they do not reach the forbidden number, until it hits the last floor which cassually features titles that did not get more sequels after their second (also when we reach third floor, the hand which had two fingers up and was counting the elevator floors, switches to the open hand instead of sticking out a third finger.) 2:14 > four spotlights on the stage instead of three, just as third reference Thanks for reading, i just ruined your chance to spot all the easter eggs so therefore i ruined your life. :3
Wellll they are self aware but Alyx gave us a reason to look forward into the future. SPOILER FOR HALF LIFE ALYX DO NOT CLICK READ MORE. The end after the credits showed us Gordon grabbing the crowbar.... WE CAN HAVE HOPE!
"Hey, you know Valve made this cool game called Te-" "-eam Fortress 2, I know. "Oh. Well what about Le-" "-ft for Dead, yes, I know both games." "Well what about C-" "-S:GO, yes, I KNOW!" "And Ha-" "-lf Life 1, 2, alyx, 2 episode 1 and 2, and even Portal and Dota."
@@yazidefirenze “it's the product of Turtle Rock Studios, which was originally established in 2002 and acquired by Valve in 2008. For a brief period, during which it released the first Left 4 Dead, Turtle Rock was renamed Valve South. However, a rift in coordination led to a split between Valve and the studio, with Valve South separating and renaming itself Turtle Rock as a new independent company in 2010. Even after the split, Turtle Rock still retained many original L4D developers on the staff.” Your right, but this was made by the the people that were owned by valve at first and the fact that it’s still not left for dead three and still clearly left for dead, kind of adds to valve not being able to count to three.
@@yazidefirenze I was talking to a family member and told him about a TF2 game and he said "looks old" and was gonna tell him it only came out like 4 or 5 years ago... Pain
To be fair, Valve isn't selling HL on all of the goddamn platforms without a hope of a sequel. We just have no hope for a sequel(not really, Alyx gave us hope now). Gaben may be bathing in money, but he hasn't been uploading bugged as hell games constantly and asking for more money in a paid game(artifact isn't a game anymore, so yeah)
@@nurakermmeho7908 Technically Artifact is now a sort of abandonware ? It's free at least. And pretty fun ! But I'd never have payed money for it. But it's a fun concept and game ! Just monetized horribly.
And everyone would wonder which games it was. Half-life? (I mean probably that one) Portal? L4D? Team Fortress? Dota? THEY HAVE SO MANY FRANCHISES ON 2
@@lunsuko_chan168 I prefer them collecting dust over getting cannibalised for mobile f2p games made by Netease or some other shit. Imagine needing energy to shoot the portal gun or use the crowbar...
Let's not forget the call-back in that scene to Chalkeaters' earlier music video, seeing the whirlpool of pink puppies shining through the window onto Gabe's glasses. There are so many awesome details in this video.
Video is 2:59 in length GLADOS is performed by a real GLADOS They even got GOD-GABEN to read a couple of lines of the song.. "Three" is actually sung three times This is just incredible.
I like how the song isn't just bashing on Valve or Gabe for never making "the third game". It jokes about it, obviously, but it actually provides a lot of insight into the history behind all this and explains why. Well done Chalkeaters.
! Are you waiting? Say "1, 2, 4"! You must believe it once or twice You must believe it once or twice You must believe it once or twice Next step message Hi, this is Gabe Newell. Amateur sniper, witch Great! She shouted at her father. A thousand years ago Sorry, go to work There are several reasons why you cannot play this game for a variety of reasons. Why are you bothering me; I spent all day in the studio. I have everything, but try something new Usatitore Between ruler and instrument I decided to rust on the walls! No one except me saw the miracle. The soul has no freedom at all. So again I forgot the special season. I hope half, Alex The valve stopped working due to damage. Without the use of lubricants for many years We don't think it works. But now you have to understand. But now you have to understand. I want to read this time three! Yes, I'm back I haven't forgotten in a long time. Nandi We are However, there are good ones. Her weight continued to increase. But Alex is safe with us. Get up! Card games The first version of the product Bright green mark Life produces lemons Remove from the refrigerator This is the time to learn. This is the time to learn. I want to read this time Great character It’s hard to start from scratch. While the others waited Another work! This machine is almost dead Maybe it's over So standard Show me the three rules! The valve is closed Removing But a few years later We will not take action The engine is running I want to read this time three! Blotter Stop being lazy. Look at the truck! We are working Good baby! This is the time to learn. This is the time to learn. I want to read this time three! This is Glados Chalk is my friend Write a hammer! One or two Thank you very much!
Why do you think we haven't had Half Life 3 yet? With all the suspense and hype that'd surround it, it's basically guaranteed to fall short of expectations.
No You make life TAKE THISE LEMONS BACK I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS IM GONNA BURN LIFES HOUSE DOWN.....WITH THE LEMONS YEAH IM GONNA HAVE MY SCIENTISTS CREATE A COMBUSTABLE LEMON
Every time i see how old Gabe has gotten im reminded of how scary losing him will be. Valve ending up like Ubisoft or EA would be a crippling blow to the games industry.
i just realized something gabe newell could probably generate so much excitement by just going on a stage at some game convention and say "3" and just walk off stage
Interesting observation: this video is about to reach 33 million views, and it is currently at 33K comments, AND it is 3 years old. Then, we have a heavy load of HLX leaks over the last few months... and The Game Awards is soon... So what this tells us... is that Gaben will come out on stage in a few days and finally announce Half-Life 3, coming March 3, 2033.
@@thatothertrashcan ha. tell that to the man himself. Oh wait. You cant. He killed himself for eating a blended up moon rock gel thinking it was a cure for cancer. I think he couldn't even fix himself XD He did find a way to resurect the dead and fix death though... OwO (caroline)
lowkey i think this is Valve's way of teasing a sequel to a game. Dota 3? Nah, Dota 2 is still making bucks Half-Life? Just got Alyx, nah Team Fortress 3? Maybe, TF2 hasnt had an update for 4 years so they could be working on it Left-4-Dead? Sold and a new franchise in the same universe just came out Counter-Strike: 3? Maybe, but CS:GO is still rolling in cash Portal 3? Probably, Portal hasnt had a game for 7 years and P2 was the most highly rated game in gaming history Or maybe.... Steam 2: This time with more sales
honestly after all these years this is pretty much the only way to announce it properly, no normal game trailer can do these games justice at this point.
God, Gabe still respect his community so much that he felt he had to record the starting and ending cameos. He seems like a nice person to have around.
@@ninjadeveloper2442 depends on where you are looking. When watching the video it says 2 minutes and 59 seconds, but when you are looking at it in your history or recommended or your up next it says 3 minutes.
@@suddddfdf8798 It's supposed to be 3 minutes on the dot, check the audio release pretty sure it's either youtube or adblocks removing 1 second off of videos
This is the hero's "I want" song, explaining their situation and desire for improvement. Constrast with Todd Howard's villainous 'I Am' song which merely describes his joy with the status quo which the hero must work to overthrow
@@fireking6308 I think what Cole means is that using the first name of someone indicates closeness and maybe intimacy. Although, it really depends on the person and culture
"Sir you are in coma for 10 years..." "Wow that's really long time, can't wait to play Half Life 3, Left 4 Dead 3, Team Fortress 3, DOTA 3, and Portal 3..bet they are swarmed with a lot of sequels now" "About that sir..."
Just imagine if valve announces half life 4, and says "Alyx was a mainline instalment, therefore, it was the thrid one, meaning we now need half life four"
@@Pumpkinsmasherok I think Heavy would be too respectful. And Pyro would have a hard time even forming the words, Assuming Pyrovision isn't making him hallucinate
i mean thats basically whats been happening they keep restarting development trying new things they have been looking for the perfect take for hl3 and they might of found it btw most assets in hl:a were actually made for half life 3
@@alexboyer6691 well, my dad's voice was way shriller when he was 30 compared to now. I guess adult women are less likely to have a change in their voice since it won't go deeper unless they intentionally don't put energy into their speech. I call the profile Dekuroki, but you can call him Steve.
Hearing Glados Sing is the best thing ever, during the whole series she holds resentment against you until the end, but hearing her cheerful just is joyful
@@delta_rose8040 it's a Delamain mission, when his A.I. splits into different A.I.s and embodies different Delamain vehicles. It gets you out of nowhere. Cyberpunk side missions are the best!
2:09 is like all the Valve Fans celebrating a revival yet some seats are empty. Its been so long that some of them arent with us anymore to experience it
I only just realized that the "Guess what's coming after" right before the GLaDOS part is in the tune of the first part of Want You gone... this is amazing! Even Valve themselves joined in on the joke
if valve ever does a trailer for half life 3, I feel like they could get away with having a 10 second video of the lambda symbol next to a 3 and it'd hit #1 on trending within a couple hours.
To be honest, the line "Everyone is anticipating another masterpiece of art" is really true. It's hard to come back to the industry when everyone is expecting so much.
This is why I think what Toby Fox is doing is incredible. After making Undertale, he had such pressure on his shoulders that any other games he makes must be as ground-breaking if not more so, and 2 chapters in to his new 7 chapter game Deltarune he's already knocking it out of the park. I admire him for not crumbling to the pressure to live up to your past achievements, I know I would have, but he's testament that you can get over that to great success.
@@ari638 I think a factor in Toby’s success in this case has to do with his cool mindset. Rather then crack under the pressure pointlessly trying to copy the magic of a game he never expected to blow up in the first place, he accepts that it’s unlikely he could give that type of experience again and instead does something almost completely different. With expectations that it isn’t gonna go as far. Which, ironically, in my opinion, is what gave Deltarune its own spark, even comparable to its predecessor. I genuinely don’t think I would’ve liked the game better if it was just a direct sequel to Undertale.
It's VERY true, but we know we can expect masterpiece games from Valve because, I mean c'mon, it's Valve. The studio that made Portal 2, I STILL PLAY THAT GAME'S MAIN STORY I'VE FINISHED LIKE 20 TIMES BUT MY GOD
I listened to this about when it came out, and didn't even realize STUPENDIUM was in this! They did amazing with the singing, so glad i recognized the voice!
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First
When’d GLADOS become your guys friend?
DEFINITELY PORTAL 3 PORTAL IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!
You're merely hallucinating as there's no third reply, it does not exist
@@NoctisAeterna What if I delete my comment.. I have power for you to not exist.
I like how they actually got Chell and Gordon's VAs for this
listen carefully and you can hear claude from gta 3
Wait, when?
@@ghastryder3945 just like in his game, he's on 3:00
@@notaguy0599 wait, what do you mean?
@@ghastryder3945 *sighs* who's gonna tell 'em?
Hearing GLaDOS say "well here we are again" made me feel good.
To me it's the Turret choirs and that Sentry,as well the Merc
I know, i felt pressured to subto them.
It gave me that 🥰 feel
But it’s always such a pleasure
+
This song needs a part 2 with a huge cliffhanger that never gets resolved
I think that's the joke....
or he uploads a part 3 but he titles it part 4. :)
You became the very thing you swore to destroy
Reeee
*Cough cough* Team fortress 2 comics *Cough*
the song is 2:57 which is *3* seconds from *3* minutes
coincidence?
I THINK NOT!
It's also 3 year old at the moment
@@TerraFox_YT With 30 million views and 33,283 comments which is 3 3's in the comments portion. i can feel it they're gonna do it this year
idk but 2 seconds at the start GONE I remember the intro but it was cutted
@@TerraFox_YTand you wrote your comment three weeks before my comment here
The song length doesn't reach three minutes, only being a second behind. Holy shit that's such a nice touch
ah, I see. Still though, having it be three seconds is a dope detail!
@@deathpallie I'm pretty sure you're thinking about it in reverse
He trolled us AND gave us what we wanted at the same time, madman.... madman
Waht
Not only that, the chorus is used twice if I am not mistaken. The word three is also only said as a full "three" two times as well.
Seeing Ellen still taking on the role of GlaDOS puts a big ass smile to my face
Yes, really nice
I was literally wikipedia surfing earlier and I looked at her page and thought "She still does GLaDOS cameos? Wonder what she'll do next" and little did I know this had just been dropped
Love her
But thiss.....does put a smile on my face
she is literally reminding us every day that portal is such a good game
I love how Gabe is so in on the joke he literally makes an appearance just to prove to us all that he indeed cannot count
his dota announcer pack
They probably told him to count to 3 & they got this instead XD
@@MineJulRBX or they ask him to say one two three and four but be just skipped over three
@@Mira00001 I’m pretty sure that’s just a face tracker thing where you can put other peoples faces on other people
I love the joke about "VALVe is corrupted by money" and "spin the VALVe" which is a reference to VALVe's logo
3 years ago now, 30 million views, 3 minutes, 3 mentions of three, 3 invited voice actors, beautiful
Replying after 3 weeks
@@thepotassiumgamer2137replying after 13 days, oh yeah its all coming together
@thepotassiumgamer2137 replying after your three weeks
@@caffeinatedquill Replying after your three days
@@REMDRIFT Replying after your three days
Just imagine gabe appearing on stage one day with a crowbar
And he announces the remake of half life 1
@@arthurmello7907 black mesa:am i joke to you
@@ghost2130Main Apparently yes. XD
@@ghost2130Main portal 1 doesn't use character models (except for yourself with portal glitch) and besides half life 1 was older
What would be If would say "Do you know I'm a BONK"
For some reason, looking at Gordon and Chell dancing makes me happy
fr it gives me so much serotonin
@@dipstick06 Yes
It gives me hope
It really is a clever way to include an iconic pair of silent protagonists
I honestly actualyl cried when I saw them.. Never thought what effect Valve games have on me
Got to love how good of a sport Gabe is about the jokes, even taking part in a video that pokes fun at him
no it wasn't Gabe that voices Gabe, The Stupendium did.
@@electrobuzzgamer2087 I know, he just lended his voice for the start and end of the video
@@electrobuzzgamer2087 he meant the beginning of the song
@@mjsugod1385 and that's when you can See that the owner of company has humor
@@typowynieogar You probably already know this but the Gaben Announcer Pack from Dota 2 is hilarious
THIS CAME OUT THREE YEARS AGO AND NOW WE HAVE HL3 LEAKS.
"oh yeah its all coming together"
Where?
@@tylercobb8747 project white sands / hlx
@@tylercobb8747Project White Sands, HLX and even if HL3 isn't being developed there still is a big project being worked on so it's a big deal
We can't believe the engine started running
@@Ash50250This times He’s bound to count to 3!!!
“Well, here we are again”
Those words sent shivers down my spine...
Same
Exactly dude and the cool thing is that's the voice actor for glados
It's always such a pleasure 👁👁
@@bubblechuk oh how we laughed and laughed
@@bubblechuk under the circumstances i've been shockingly nice
The fact that they got the big man himself makes this amazing. Not to diminish Ellen's role here, but when you get mr N to acknowledge the meme, you know it's special
Um…did they not just get an actor to PLAY as "Mr. N"? I'm pretty sure Gabe wasn't in on this video personally, that's what all the descriptions and channel-owned comments seem to indicate…
@@Wandergirl108 in the vary beginning they got Gabe Newell to do that part
@@Jebfrombritain Was it for this video specifically, or did they take it from something else he did…?
@@Wandergirl108 in the description it literally says they were able to get into contact with Gabe and have him record the lines
@@tulip7694 OH! So it does! I completely missed that, I'm sorry. That's my bad.
I love the fact that this song is exactly 2:59 long instead of being 3 minutes
I didn't notice... LoL
For me its 2:59 on the video, but on their channel its 3:00 .
@@yasho437 same
@Kinguim
Half-life 2: episode 2.5
@@yasho437 For some reason youtube always bumps up the runtime by one second in the recommended page
list of references for an unadvertised number
0:00 > the chalkeaters logo at the start displays two dots instead of the classic triple dots
0:21 > the sticky notes and papers on the chalkboard are grouped in four and two groups of sticky notes, suspiciously avoiding thirds of paper in a row
0:37 > On the screen behind gabe N, titles with the cursed number get shredded (and stage lights are four. there are ussually three spotlights on a stage to efficciently hit the target withour missing any shadows)
0:51 > when the number on the elevator hits 2, next floors resort for decimals so they do not reach the forbidden number, until it hits the last floor which cassually features titles that did not get more sequels after their second (also when we reach third floor, the hand which had two fingers up and was counting the elevator floors, switches to the open hand instead of sticking out a third finger.)
2:14 > four spotlights on the stage instead of three, just as third reference
Thanks for reading, i just ruined your chance to spot all the easter eggs so therefore i ruined your life. :3
“This time you’re bound to count to three!”
Everyone: Portal 3? Half-Life 3? Team Fortress 3? Left4Dead 3?
Valve: Steam OS 3.
OH MY GOD I DID NOT REALIZE THAT THIS WAS LIKE.....thank you....
Left4Dead3 = Back4Blood
back 4 blood doesn't look very good
"there evolving, just backwards"
You had me at left 4 dead
in a Gabe themed dota voice pack he said "More than 2, and less than 4 kills" for the triple kill. Gabe is great.
👌
👌
😐
👌
1
2
Alyx
4
Okay now valve is just fucking with us
definitely feels like it, lol
Oh definitely. Valve are showing us that they're VERY self aware.
Letting the days go by~
Once in a life time~
Wellll they are self aware but Alyx gave us a reason to look forward into the future. SPOILER FOR HALF LIFE ALYX DO NOT CLICK READ MORE.
The end after the credits showed us Gordon grabbing the crowbar.... WE CAN HAVE HOPE!
You should offer your Gman animation services to them if they need it.
2:05 HE DID THIS, HE SAID "triple-A"!!!!!!
I absolutely love how in the elevator scene, the floors go "1, 2, 2.1, 2.2". The level of detail is so good
I've watched this like 30 times now and i haven't noticed that yet haha
A half life reference :’(
And the video is 2:59 minutes long
@@generalfloppa5798 my god take my upvote and get out.
@@joshuaweppelman4270 redditor
"Your grandfather used to blather about him a thousand years ago"
This is hauntingly accurate to how talking about Valve feels
"Hey, you know Valve made this cool game called Te-"
"-eam Fortress 2, I know.
"Oh. Well what about Le-"
"-ft for Dead, yes, I know both games."
"Well what about C-"
"-S:GO, yes, I KNOW!"
"And Ha-"
"-lf Life 1, 2, alyx, 2 episode 1 and 2, and even Portal and Dota."
@@yazidefirenze what’s funny is that back 4 blood doesn’t even have three in it
@@huemanporson9954 it's also not made by valve.
@@yazidefirenze “it's the product of Turtle Rock Studios, which was originally established in 2002 and acquired by Valve in 2008. For a brief period, during which it released the first Left 4 Dead, Turtle Rock was renamed Valve South. However, a rift in coordination led to a split between Valve and the studio, with Valve South separating and renaming itself Turtle Rock as a new independent company in 2010. Even after the split, Turtle Rock still retained many original L4D developers on the staff.”
Your right, but this was made by the the people that were owned by valve at first and the fact that it’s still not left for dead three and still clearly left for dead, kind of adds to valve not being able to count to three.
@@yazidefirenze I was talking to a family member and told him about a TF2 game and he said "looks old" and was gonna tell him it only came out like 4 or 5 years ago...
Pain
“One...Two.... Alyx.... Four”
“Wait wait what was that one?”
“Four?”
“No before that”
“Two?”
Wait they can count to 4, never thought they could even make it to 4
"Alyx?"
eleven twelve Alyxteen fourteen...
Nononono, after two but before four...
@@bigd8924 2 episode 1?
3 years after the song came out, HL3 leaks came out, Perfection
we cant believe the engines started running!
@@dianamarr4221Прикол в том что это русская группа и они просто по приколу позвали гейба. Так что они ничего не предугадаю
@@Survivor_Vik ладно
@@dianamarr4221this time its bound to count to three!
God I hope they count to three or at least as close to it as possible
Watching GLaDOS wear a fedora singing a jazzy theme while Chell and Gordon Freeman dance together is something I never knew I needed
The thing we didn’t know we wanted
@@potatoboooi5168 exactly
I couldn’t tell if it was intended to be chell and freeman I knew one was chell but I didn’t know about freeman
Indeed,
I personally found GLaDOS with a hat to be really cute.
@@theheavymetalbrony2257
I did too, for a powerful force hellbent on killing you, she can be pretty cute at times
Gordon and chell dancing together is the most beautiful thing i ever saw in my life
The 2 player mute and player 3 will be coming....
*Wink*
The forbidden dance of the forbidden pairing, you might say.
Gave me Booker/Elizabeth vibes
they are part of the same universe so we may be able to see it ingame at some point
you dont ship them do you?
This one is a lot friendlier then “It Just Works” you can tell they actually like Valve’s games despite poking fun at the lack of a certain number.
Say one, two... and four!
To be fair, Valve isn't selling HL on all of the goddamn platforms without a hope of a sequel. We just have no hope for a sequel(not really, Alyx gave us hope now). Gaben may be bathing in money, but he hasn't been uploading bugged as hell games constantly and asking for more money in a paid game(artifact isn't a game anymore, so yeah)
@@nurakermmeho7908 Technically Artifact is now a sort of abandonware ? It's free at least. And pretty fun ! But I'd never have payed money for it. But it's a fun concept and game ! Just monetized horribly.
tf2
The jazz is real here
still cant believe its been 20 years of hl2
Happy 20th to our special game.
They've actually got the man himself, G.A.B.E.N. to record a cameo, I am really freakin' impressed.
God,
Absolute
Being of
Energy and
Nitrogen
@@birb125 NOT MAKING A F***IN' HALF LIFE 3
@@Shiro_png you mean alyx
@@Shiro_png what is a three i only count in 1 2 2.1 2.2 and alyx
Wait he is. WAAAAAAAAAIT
I just find it funny that valve could literally just advertise the number 3 and immediately hype the entire game community
And everyone would wonder which games it was. Half-life? (I mean probably that one) Portal? L4D? Team Fortress? Dota? THEY HAVE SO MANY FRANCHISES ON 2
They could just advertise the number 3 and I would buy it before it was even revealed which game
@@igunn8632 Artifact 3
I’m imagining an E3 where Gabe Newell shows up and says “3” or plays a voice clip of GLaDOS counting to 3 and everybody feckin’ EXPLODES
tf3 xD
So awesome to see this project come together! Thank you so much for inviting me to take part, it was an honour!
Thank YOU for being a part of it!
@@TheChalkeaters No YOU hang up!
You both are legend
u did great work!
*you did amazing on this*
This song is now 3 years old and has 30 million views which is 3 groups of 10,
Half Life 10 confirmed.
This comment is 3 months old
@@superNova5837 in a day this comment is 3 days old
@@WeirdWimpIts three weeks old now
"well here we are again, except we're long forgotten"
that sentence hurt for some reason.
I KNOWWWWW , aahhh, portal is one of my faves in opinion, but all franchises made by valve are collecting dust OmQ
I read this exactly as it said it in the video
@@lunsuko_chan168 I prefer them collecting dust over getting cannibalised for mobile f2p games made by Netease or some other shit. Imagine needing energy to shoot the portal gun or use the crowbar...
@@1Glotzer1 oh god. But it would have opened up more info. And possibilities in the story and plot
Yes, that was nostalgic
"Let's show'em Triple-A done right!"
Gave me chills. Felt like when the hero gives a badass inspirational speech before a big show to the party.
Let's not forget the call-back in that scene to Chalkeaters' earlier music video, seeing the whirlpool of pink puppies shining through the window onto Gabe's glasses. There are so many awesome details in this video.
Video is 2:59 in length
GLADOS is performed by a real GLADOS
They even got GOD-GABEN to read a couple of lines of the song..
"Three" is actually sung three times
This is just incredible.
yeah, this is the ultimate shitpost, we reaching level 6 level of shitpots :O
@@skipmanghondarg They got the actual Ellen to voice the Glados part
@@CircusRodent Yeah-yeah, description whooshed right behind me, im sorry
I am waiting for Half-Life ̶3̶ next game
what i think makes it even better is the fact that except for the choir everyone else is hesitant to say three
HALF LIFE 3 LEAKS ARE OUT, THIS SONG COULDN'T BE MORE RELEVANT RIGHT NOW GRAHHH
Half Life 2+1*
whattttt,where???
@@Aggelos-tv3epon their repo and in deadlock
Imagine if Valve finally release a new Half-Life game, and just call it *"Half-Life 4"* just to fuck with us?
i hope they do, it can be a proper continuation and everything, they just never put three into the titles of their games
. . .and then they relief Half Life: Freeman, the prequel to Half Life 4.
Half life 2.9
Half life 2 1/2
Half Life 2.0!!!
I love how TF2’s level just says “Competitive searching”
R.I.P competiteve mode......
Rip any casual server fucking bots
@@MrSloth-tl5yv That too
@@MrSloth-tl5yv What if Hard TF2 Bots vs Bots Bots
@@AgainWhy Making anti-bot bots does nothing bruh
Valve isn't a triple A company, they are a double A episode 1 company.
Underrated comment
Valve is SSS gaming company that actually cares about gaming while taking it's sweet time making games.
Wonder if they can count to 4
@@AnimationJ 1, 2, and 4
A episode 2.
_Full Steam ahead,_
_We'll end this idle running,_
_Let's give the Valve a spin._
Wow, that's actually a beautifully hopeful lyric. 👍👍
Half Life: S U F F E R
Portal: S U F F E R
Tf2: hahaha want some hats?
TF2: S U F F E R but in a stylish fashion
screaming eagles!!!!!!
The half life three disappeared when he took of pyro vision
ha bots go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Left 4 Dead: S U F F E R
I like how the song isn't just bashing on Valve or Gabe for never making "the third game". It jokes about it, obviously, but it actually provides a lot of insight into the history behind all this and explains why. Well done Chalkeaters.
It's not a "you suck" song it's a "ok here's the deal" song
@@jamesbailey4304 its a kinda meme song they even got the ceo of valve to do some lines for it lol
P3 TF3
What they revealed their next game was hl4
The Bethesda song was litterally hate, But musical,
This is the musical embodiment of pure Hype
*Gabe just casually whistling this song on his way to his office*
Hi again. I'm Gabe N.
A fan of shooters, wizard of computers
and a handsome man.
Your grandfather used to blather, 'bout him a thousand years ago
wasn't easy keeping busy, every season brings another reason not to make a game
I had it all but tried new things, true.
It didn’t get us very far..
"this video is 3 years old,COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!"
Holy SHIT the arranging and production on this track is INSANE! The horn writing is awesome!!
Wow thanks so much guys!! Our arranger is in tears right now, he’s a big fan of yours :”)
Ngl you’re true
Yes lol
How come youtube offers me this fine comment just after I start to listen to you guys? Keep up the good work 8-Bit Big Band! I love your compositions!
@@TheChalkeaters that is so wholesome
Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the universe, born just in time to witness this masterpiece
born too soon to play hl3
Born to shit, forced to wipe
! Are you waiting?
Say "1, 2, 4"!
You must believe it once or twice
You must believe it once or twice
You must believe it once or twice
Next step message
Hi, this is Gabe Newell.
Amateur sniper, witch
Great!
She shouted at her father.
A thousand years ago
Sorry, go to work
There are several reasons why you cannot play this game for a variety of reasons.
Why are you bothering me;
I spent all day in the studio.
I have everything, but try something new
Usatitore
Between ruler and instrument
I decided to rust on the walls!
No one except me saw the miracle.
The soul has no freedom at all.
So again I forgot the special season.
I hope half, Alex
The valve stopped working due to damage.
Without the use of lubricants for many years
We don't think it works.
But now you have to understand.
But now you have to understand.
I want to read this time
three!
Yes, I'm back
I haven't forgotten in a long time.
Nandi
We are
However, there are good ones.
Her weight continued to increase.
But Alex is safe with us.
Get up!
Card games
The first version of the product
Bright green mark
Life produces lemons
Remove from the refrigerator
This is the time to learn.
This is the time to learn.
I want to read this time
Great character
It’s hard to start from scratch.
While the others waited
Another work!
This machine is almost dead
Maybe it's over
So standard
Show me the three rules!
The valve is closed
Removing
But a few years later
We will not take action
The engine is running
I want to read this time
three!
Blotter
Stop being lazy.
Look at the truck!
We are working
Good baby!
This is the time to learn.
This is the time to learn.
I want to read this time
three!
This is Glados
Chalk is my friend
Write a hammer!
One or two
Thank you very much!
@@uppedtrout bts stands for "born to shit"
born just in time to explore the ocean im pretty sure
"when everyone's anticipating another masterpiece of art"
That's...actually a lot of pressure
Ye
Why do you think we haven't had Half Life 3 yet?
With all the suspense and hype that'd surround it, it's basically guaranteed to fall short of expectations.
@@Delta-es1lg Yup, it's a CyberPunk situation
@@oliverfougere6296 Worse. Half-Life has been a massive hit for 24 years! As have the sequels and spin off related games like Portal!
I mean at this point i feel like they should say "calm your crowbars" and say shut the fuck up for once.
The satire: Fantastic
The music: Exquisite
Ellen McLain being part of it: Divine
Gabe : how 'bout me ?
ive never actually seen anyone use the word "divine" in a youtube comment before so i think i know why but i might be wrong
pet seagull
@@zhankazest I've seen it in Kiara Takanashi vtuber channel comments
Extravagant
Whats this? Candy Crush?
The fact that you got Gaben, Stupendium, and GlaDOS for this song gives me hope for humanity
They didn't actually get gabe, the Stupendium voiced him.
@@redaipo They got Gaben for the beginning and ending parts
Nevermind, Gabe did record some lines although Stupendium sung for him.
Gaben looks so old...
For some reason when stupendium plays as a corporate CEO or an authority figure, it always feels done very well
"Life have you lemons, take them out the freezer"
Lyrical genius.
No You make life TAKE THISE LEMONS BACK I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS IM GONNA BURN LIFES HOUSE DOWN.....WITH THE LEMONS YEAH IM GONNA HAVE MY SCIENTISTS CREATE A COMBUSTABLE LEMON
Every time i see how old Gabe has gotten im reminded of how scary losing him will be. Valve ending up like Ubisoft or EA would be a crippling blow to the games industry.
i just realized something
gabe newell could probably generate so much excitement by just going on a stage at some game convention and say "3" and just walk off stage
well that could mean tf3 half life 3 or portal 3 so that wouldn't be a good idea
@@divio784 All of those are still highly requested games so that's a win in every case
@@davidamiago yeah but if he just walked out and said 3 no one would know which 3 they meant it could even mean dota 3 which would be hilarious
@@divio784 That's a good point lol
@@divio784 it could also mean all 3 of them
>makes fun of his company
>makes fun of him personally
>Gabe still features in the video personally
what an absolute lad
Well, that's pretty mild
Dude even helped them get Ellen to come back as Glados and made sure that it was all fine legally.
I mean, It was making fun of their practices, But it was a hopeful positive song, Celebrating that they did good and people want more.
glory to arstotzka!
Gabe Newell does not take himself too seriously which, from a CEO, is such a breath of fresh air
Getting the actual gaben himself to be in this is just like the cherry on top of this beautiful 3 scoop sundae of a song, 3 out of 2
@UCLz_4CmW1uex9GCZeYoGV6w The Stupendium did the singing parts as Gabe, but the lines at the start and end of the song are actually recorded by Gaben.
@@oplik0 yeah, i think he knows dude
@@oplik0 were they just clips or original recordings
@@oplik0
When did they say he sang? All they said was he was in it.
@@matthewlaxon828 They were recorded specifically for this. :)
Interesting observation: this video is about to reach 33 million views, and it is currently at 33K comments, AND it is 3 years old.
Then, we have a heavy load of HLX leaks over the last few months... and The Game Awards is soon...
So what this tells us... is that Gaben will come out on stage in a few days and finally announce Half-Life 3, coming March 3, 2033.
I'll never get tired of hearing Ellen McLain as GLaDOS. Never.
Though it's weird hearing her normal voice. It's like YOUR VOICE SHOULD ALWAYS SOUND ROBOTIC
or even administrator
that is agreed upon
I go nuts when i hear her voice... WAIT A MINUTE YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT I MEANT
@@S0FA_KING-CL0WN no but overwatch
2:06 Gabe said "triple"
We're finally moving somewhere
Getting there...
sucks that that was stupedium not actually gabe
@@Tacopaper Damn it, Gabe! When will you learn to count to 3?
Small steps. Slow and steady wins the game.
i mean . .. . .. I GUESS
Valve could release a teaser image of just the number 3 and the entire internet would lose its mind
Valve: Note that out, note that out!
id really love for Gabe to walk onto stage at e3 with out anyone knowing and just say 3 then walk off stage
@@Xalphoria lmao that would br perfect
"But which one? We'll never know..."
@@Xalphoria Portal 3, Left 4 Dead 3, and Half Life 3.
This is amazing and instant sub. I love this far too much
_"The cake may be a lie, but the nostalgia and happiness for seeing GLaDOS again, bring _*_real_*_ emotions to my heart."_
who doesnt love a neurotoxin dependant ai
That's just your blood turning into gasoline, its fine Cave has a way to fix it (maybe).
Combustible lemon
@@thatothertrashcan ha. tell that to the man himself. Oh wait. You cant. He killed himself for eating a blended up moon rock gel thinking it was a cure for cancer.
I think he couldn't even fix himself XD
He did find a way to resurect the dead and fix death though... OwO
(caroline)
Play the lab on vr (if you have it) and theres AWESOME GLaDOS
I love the idea of Gordon and Chell, two completely mute characters, just being best friends and dancing while all the singing is happening.
And the fact that they are main characters of 2 best game series in history makes it even better.
i don't know they look like they're dating
Them mimicking the La La Land pose is hilarious. Guess we got a musical nerd in the graphics department around here
Alyx: ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
@@bedaexe Alyx can speak. She’s not invited to the mute friendship club
Valve: What comes after 2?
Man:
Valve: You are hired.
It’s 4
wait i thought it was alyx
@@moriiii4522 No, no, no. You can't just go directly to Alyx. It's 1, 2, 2.1, 2.2, then Alyx. Learn to count!
its "and"
2 episode 1
3 years ago, 30M views, 3 minutes, 3 mentions of 3 and 3 outside VAs. Completely insane
Imagine if this is the official teaser trailer for HL3.
Imagine it's a song for one of the games
@@laugh4624 or all
This is a trailer for starting to make a 3rd game of all of the games
Beside left4dead they sold that
lowkey i think this is Valve's way of teasing a sequel to a game.
Dota 3? Nah, Dota 2 is still making bucks
Half-Life? Just got Alyx, nah
Team Fortress 3? Maybe, TF2 hasnt had an update for 4 years so they could be working on it
Left-4-Dead? Sold and a new franchise in the same universe just came out
Counter-Strike: 3? Maybe, but CS:GO is still rolling in cash
Portal 3? Probably, Portal hasnt had a game for 7 years and P2 was the most highly rated game in gaming history
Or maybe....
Steam 2: This time with more sales
honestly after all these years this is pretty much the only way to announce it properly, no normal game trailer can do these games justice at this point.
God, Gabe still respect his community so much that he felt he had to record the starting and ending cameos. He seems like a nice person to have around.
Yea
Fun fact, he tried to sing some lines too but they didn’t make the cut
I just noticed how this is *EXACTLY 3* minutes
@@ninjadeveloper2442 depends on where you are looking. When watching the video it says 2 minutes and 59 seconds, but when you are looking at it in your history or recommended or your up next it says 3 minutes.
@@akcoldcuts Personally I think that 2:59 is funnier
the best part is that the word "three" is said exactly three times
And this video is 3 minutes!
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 its actually 2:59 just to be extra cruel haha
@@suddddfdf8798 very fitting
@@suddddfdf8798 It's supposed to be 3 minutes on the dot, check the audio release
pretty sure it's either youtube or adblocks removing 1 second off of videos
@@tigerfloof ya like cnn 10 it’s sometimes 9:59
to be continued - 3 years ago
What's that number thing? Don't you mean alyx years ago?
3 weeks ago
@@Tanystropheus10 alyx weeks ago*
"Life gave you lemons, take them out the freezer" is such a great line
I can't understand meaning of this line :(
@@mugrides6177 We know, LP was referring to the freezer portion.
@@constrictedconstitution6451 lmao how tf do you know what they were thinking
@@Kicksticks Well, i'm Portal fan and don't understand the freezer part either xD
bruh the whole song is a great line
"...The Valve's been stuck, corroded by the money,..."
*Minor Laceration, Detected.*
Morphine, Administered
They are struggling A LOT
*heartbeat moniter flatlines*
This is the hero's "I want" song, explaining their situation and desire for improvement. Constrast with Todd Howard's villainous 'I Am' song which merely describes his joy with the status quo which the hero must work to overthrow
I like this comment.
Two Words. TF2. Update.
LET'S FUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@captainfa-it-lcon915 710’th update
I watch a lot of shit on the internet. You do too it seems :D
This guy gets it.
it has been 3 years how ironic
The fact that they got ellen and gaben to be in this is insane
Didn’t know you were on first name basis with them 😆
@@indycole396 What? I'm so fucking confused.
@@fireking6308 what he means is the OP said just Ellen hence the first-name basis statement
@@StrandedClone But isn't it normal to refer to Ellen by her first name. That was what I didn't understand.
@@fireking6308 I think what Cole means is that using the first name of someone indicates closeness and maybe intimacy. Although, it really depends on the person and culture
I love how Gabe basically admits it like “Yeah I can’t count past 2 and I’m dang proud of it”
"Sir you are in coma for 10 years..."
"Wow that's really long time, can't wait to play Half Life 3, Left 4 Dead 3, Team Fortress 3, DOTA 3, and Portal 3..bet they are swarmed with a lot of sequels now"
"About that sir..."
@@irvancrocs1753 no, you would have to be in a coma for 100 years to think that those games got released
@@MiloMurphysLaw They'll just skip to 4
@@irvancrocs1753 we dont need a tf3, tf2 is good enough
good reason to hate him. he's just like bobby kotick or yves guillemot , like them he never listen the public
Chell and Gordon Dancing together is the most wholesome thing ever
I ship it. xD
@@jayzenstyle ChellDon
Wow I forgot how ready everyone on the internet is to play matchmaker
@@Deadass271 dont underestimate the internet.
gross
As a huge portal fan, I was so GLaD when I saw *her* at 1:17
Just imagine if valve announces half life 4, and says "Alyx was a mainline instalment, therefore, it was the thrid one, meaning we now need half life four"
Man they can't even say "third" right
@@mikaeluhl Yeah that was totally intentional
Honestly. I'll probably laugh if they actually do it just to keep the fact that everyone thinks they cant count to three
It would be half life 6 actually
2024 that’s when half life 3 will release
Glados feels like the only character who would critisize her own company in song and still be 100% in character
yeah
I would 100% Believe Spy TF2 would.
He criticizes like... everyone?
@@nacl4988 really all of tf2 expect scout would do it, scout is just tricked by gaben to think everything is fine
@@nacl4988 r/beatmetoit
@@Pumpkinsmasherok I think Heavy would be too respectful.
And Pyro would have a hard time even forming the words, Assuming Pyrovision isn't making him hallucinate
GladOS: "Except we're long forgotten"
me: "Something is wrong with my chamber"
Guys theres something more to my test chamber
T R I P L E L A S E R
@@mugrides6177 i typed it into a text to speech thing and it sounded like Kreehow
Guys, I can just grab the laser
@@mugrides6177 yes
imagine its been in development for the past 20 years, and prepping to be the best game is video game history,
i mean thats basically whats been happening
they keep restarting development trying new things they have been looking for the perfect take for hl3
and they might of found it
btw most assets in hl:a were actually made for half life 3
Damn, Glados' voice hasn't changed at all
I don't think people's voices change much once they become an adult.
Also what is that profile picture
@@alexboyer6691 well, my dad's voice was way shriller when he was 30 compared to now. I guess adult women are less likely to have a change in their voice since it won't go deeper unless they intentionally don't put energy into their speech.
I call the profile Dekuroki, but you can call him Steve.
Ellen McLain is a professional opera singer, she would go through the effort to preserve her voice through her job
@@gaklimited it's literally made with special effects
@@CloudyChair They only added a bit of auto tune to make it sound more robot like but she does most the job
Hearing Glados Sing is the best thing ever, during the whole series she holds resentment against you until the end, but hearing her cheerful just is joyful
Ye. And seeing mah boi Wheatley playing the trumpet made my day.
I cry in that part
2:29 I love how when Gabe says "Let's give valve a spin" then just spins
@@marvinarellano3087 HL3 confirmed?!
@@marvinarellano3087im pretty sure thats 4
He is the valve
@@NuLuumosorry did you mean HL4
Spinning 3 times
3 year later and all the sudden Gaben has been acquiring talent from several major studios... it may just be starting to happen
“Say one, two and four” - Half-Life 4 CONFIRMED
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spy: no
Exactly!
I kinda think the part of counting to three is the wait for portal 3
@@racinracerxp8645 *kills everyone producing half life 4*
I like how valve can just say word “three” to get all of gaming community freaked out lol
Valve wasn't involved in this. This was a fan project.
@@selohcin we all do know?
team fortress 3, portal 3, half life 3, Dota 3, Left 4 dead 3
@@msi_i_chad3061 Orange Cube
@@dapperfield595 tf4,hl4,l4d4,p4,d4 = orange hypercube
This channel is the living tombstone of the later years of the early 2000's
so the tombstone of the mid-2000s? xd
That's surprisingly accurate. Though I don't remember TLT ever making commentary with his music, but I do remember them very fondly
What an odd way to say 2003-2005
Lol
@ I couldn't figure out how to say a few years past 2005-2012
This hits different now that we know valve is cooking something up…
I don't know why but "Life gave you lemons. Take them out the freezer" always makes me laugh
cuz Gaben isn't taking the opportunity of these 3rd installments
No its the fact that HL3 is in your freezer
@@tardisman602 whaa
@@tardisman602 o yea I forgot about that thanks
That reminds me in portal 3 I think c Johnson should be cryogenically frozen
man every time i hear GLadOS sing "well here we are again, except we're long forgotten" my heart sinks a little bit
If you ever play cyberpunk 2077, there's a side quest with GLados, my heart sank when I heard her talk!
@@wolfgangbloodymeatsack1687agreed it's only reused voice lines tho
What mission?
@@delta_rose8040 it's a Delamain mission, when his A.I. splits into different A.I.s and embodies different Delamain vehicles. It gets you out of nowhere. Cyberpunk side missions are the best!
Me hearing GLadOS said "Well here we are again":
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Damn, that's such an amazing job!
Почему тут столько узнаваемых лиц?
Депозит дарова
@@ligmagaming6939 поддержать Русских ютуберов работавших над этой музыкой(это многонациональный канал)
Мог и на русском писать. Там в основном наши ребята)
@@opajan5604 лучше на английском
there have been half life 3 related leaks recently, i think its finally time everyone!
I THINK ITS TIME TO COUNT TO THREE!
Imagine if Valve just released all of their third sequels one day with no build up, advertising, or teasers.
Like that'll ever happen
Orange box 2:
Half Life 3
Portal 3
Left 4 dead 3 (cause team fortress 2 is already perfect)
Yeah they don’t really need a new tf2 cause the art style holds up to this day, but to be fair the engine is still very old
@@Omnipotent8383
tf2 is far from perfect, I love tf2 but there's a limit
It's a masterpiece
but like any masterpiece it's flawed
They would be able to buy all of China with the money from that
I like how both Gordon and Chell are just dancing together while the others sing, since they’re mute.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH that makes sense now😂
Actually wrong, Gordon freeman has my favorite dialog in all of Valve history
"HNNS HNNNS HNNSS NHHSS"
Yea that dose make sense I think that might have been my favorite thing in the video
@@DoctorVoni Nah, wasn’t that Adrian Shepard that said that?
BRUUUUUHHHHH
2:09 is like all the Valve Fans celebrating a revival yet some seats are empty. Its been so long that some of them arent with us anymore to experience it
that reminds me...
Kitty never lived long enough for Alyx to be released...
@@Garbo_trashcan Fuck, man why you gotta bring the vibes down
@@Garbo_trashcan Who?
@@Lettucem3n Kitty0706.
A gmod animator, made videos such as Team Fabulous 2 or Mass Defect. Died in 2015 from a disease unfortunately.
@@Garbo_trashcan F in the chat Fallen soilders deserved to be respected
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I only just realized that the "Guess what's coming after" right before the GLaDOS part is in the tune of the first part of Want You gone... this is amazing! Even Valve themselves joined in on the joke
We now have the Disney Hero song to counter Todd Howard’s villain song.
I fucking love this.
@Jacob Smith veteran getting back innit
the anti hero
@@authorhazel1554 That's what I was looking for!
I guess it just works
@Jacob Smith Nah, is just the second half of hero's journey
if valve ever does a trailer for half life 3, I feel like they could get away with having a 10 second video of the lambda symbol next to a 3 and it'd hit #1 on trending within a couple hours.
hours? more like seconds lmao
The internet would explode
‘ua-cam.com/video/SK8KX7pSPOI/v-deo.html
Whether they do it or not, I think they know it too haha
Within 5 minutes
To be honest, the line "Everyone is anticipating another masterpiece of art" is really true. It's hard to come back to the industry when everyone is expecting so much.
This is why I think what Toby Fox is doing is incredible. After making Undertale, he had such pressure on his shoulders that any other games he makes must be as ground-breaking if not more so, and 2 chapters in to his new 7 chapter game Deltarune he's already knocking it out of the park. I admire him for not crumbling to the pressure to live up to your past achievements, I know I would have, but he's testament that you can get over that to great success.
@@ari638 I think a factor in Toby’s success in this case has to do with his cool mindset.
Rather then crack under the pressure pointlessly trying to copy the magic of a game he never expected to blow up in the first place, he accepts that it’s unlikely he could give that type of experience again and instead does something almost completely different. With expectations that it isn’t gonna go as far.
Which, ironically, in my opinion, is what gave Deltarune its own spark, even comparable to its predecessor. I genuinely don’t think I would’ve liked the game better if it was just a direct sequel to Undertale.
Somebody that you used to know vibes
It's VERY true, but we know we can expect masterpiece games from Valve because, I mean c'mon, it's Valve. The studio that made Portal 2, I STILL PLAY THAT GAME'S MAIN STORY I'VE FINISHED LIKE 20 TIMES BUT MY GOD
@@dadbear5316 yeah, I think that Valve has the best quality guarantee. The worst Valve game is still way better than 90% of all the games in Steam.
I listened to this about when it came out, and didn't even realize STUPENDIUM was in this! They did amazing with the singing, so glad i recognized the voice!