I don't know why, but i was laughing out loud on that last section. I rarely laugh when I'm by myself. I think because they seemed genuinely annoyed while laughing at themselves for being annoyed. Great interview.
Now that's acting- Jerry having to seem as if he wants to do tv show interviews, AND Jerry actually seeming as if he's enjoying a stupid game for a talk show host.
I thought of a really funny comedian (he's been deceased for many years and I can't remember his name - DAMN!) but he said that wearing a turtle neck is like being choked by a really weak guy!! He was SOO funny!! He also said that you order rice if you feel like having 2 thousand of something!!
@johndoe2883 I went to highschool with Kelly. (Kellz as we called her) I had photography senior year with her 2004. And she used to fart in the dark room. Her farts were nice and fat and smelly. we actually had a field trip to Montreal for a day- I remember I bought a pipe (cuz the legal age was 18) and she actually farted on my pipe and THEN smoked out of it. She’s a wild child
100 percent agree on the driving..even in a small town...I say the same thing all the time but here its more like we are traveling at the speed limit 55 to 60 and someone will see you, even make eye contact because you are so close, then pull out in front of you. You, in turn, have to slam on the brakes, swerve, veer into the ditch or opposite lane. It's idiotic and absurd. I wish if they wanted to risk their life they would do it another way instead of involving everyone on the hwy. I just hate the stupidity.
@@lynnturman8157: That sounds like the same guy who I just thought of, whose name I also can't remember!!! He had long hair, wore sunglasses and died young of a drug overdose.
@@lynnturman8157: No, it wasn't Dana Carvey. See my comment above. This guy was a lesser-known comic from the 90's I think. I can see his face, but I just can't think of his name, with my 'old brain'!!
For the last one with the door opening...ive always wondered whats the distance that a person is walking to the door where u make the decision to hold it open for them? 20ft? 10ft? because there is always that person thats about 30ft or so from the door and im judging the distance and calculating "are they close enough to deserve a free door opening? Or are they beyond the threashold of my patience and politeness?
I always, put the cap back on the bottle after just one sip. And, I totally get the door thing! It's definitely a matter of trust. And most people do not even trust you in a professional situation! Is this a childhood trauma? How did this happen?😄
I do both also. With the door if the person that Holding the door is going out and I’m going in or the opposite way, I don’t get people putting there hand on the door. But if we are both going in or out, and the person is a bit in front of me and they hold the door open for me, I do put my hand on the door nothing to do with trust. I do it to kind of let them know they can let it go now they dot have to keep standing there holding it.
The door thing! I love being polite, too, and when I open the door for someone, they just walk through! No thank you. Nothing! So I yell, YOU'RE WELCOME! And there goes my politeness after that. Everything is annoying.
Lol without knowing it Kelly used an old school Seinfeld bit about hotel shower handles turning the water to 1000degress when turning it a millimeter. You can see Jerry registering it
you can 100% tell that jerry actually drives whereas kelly just gets driven by others. the irony is jerry's a billionaire, yet kelly's the 1 paying chauffeurs. 🤣
I used to live in Denver & I would get so annoyed with everybody always driving 20 mph over the speed limit. But you know what's even more annoying? I now live in Texas & everybody drives 20 mph UNDER the speed limit. AND IN THE LEFT LANE!!! I didn't think it was possible but it's WAY more annoying. How did these people get driver's licenses?
First off great segment. I agree with Jerry on all of those except 2 ... 1. The Water Bottle cap: Where I live there are wasps and if you leave the cap open a wasp could fly in and you could drink it on your next sip. (Yes this happens and people do die from this). 2. "Male Vanity": Okay Jerry may of had a point about 40 years ago but now so much has happened in technology for Males. Men still get judged unfairly for improving there looks at later ages which is a real double standard and not right. Now Jerry being so quick would debate me on this but that's how I feel. 😂
She didn't SLAY him. Not figuratively. NOT LITERALLY. She is fun and hilarious in a girl next door way but not a master of delivery. Why do you have to use ridiculous words like SLAY and Literally?
Anyone who’s had young kids automatically recaps water bottles. I remember my mom giving me grief about it, but she didn’t have a kid who spilled everything. (Or use water bottles when we were kids - yes I’m old 😂).
Don’t you hate it though, when you show curtesy and open the door because you were in front, anyhow; the other party does not even acknowledge your kindness.
Like Jerry says, people: stop driving so close to other people! It creates a more likelihood that you'll hit the person in front of you. N O T worth it.
The thing about today's drivers is that everybody is looking at their phones. Next time you're at a light, take a look at oncoming traffic and see how many people are glancing down.
@TylorMyers do you think his poops are smelly? My fat wife’s poops are the worst and she’s super rich. So that’s my independent variable in the scientific experiment with rich folk… their poop smells like.. well, like flaming popcorn and dead rats
All of them except the hair one and the movie screeners I definitly get. I am only 21 so I have like 20 years or so before I have to deal with that. And I mostly just watch netflix like kelly said very much easier.
I love how he pretends that he is not an extreme asshole to promote his new movie. Just a down to earth funny guy. We know who you are. 🤮 You and Ellen should hang out. It’s a shame her show ended
She's a different type of funny. Jerry is precision, Kelly is chaos. They're funny in the same room but not doing the same bit. I loved Comedians in Cars having Coffee but Jerry talked about the difficult chore of editing to find a precise reaction of professional stand ups to make it funny.The joke has to land and Kelly threw it up in air.
What're you talking about? Netflix is the one streamer that wouldn't bow to cancel culture. They literally had people threatening to quit over Dave Chappelle's trans material and they said ok bye. Netflix sucks in a lot of ways, and gives specials to people they shouldn't, but they let comedy be comedy.
I don't know why, but i was laughing out loud on that last section. I rarely laugh when I'm by myself.
I think because they seemed genuinely annoyed while laughing at themselves for being annoyed.
Great interview.
My favourite art is where Jerry goes "Less coffee less coffee" haha just loved it
Seeing these two ULTRA TALKATIVE people together is incredibly fun to watch.
Jerrry is and always will be "Seinfeld" and I am here for it!
7:39 "Alright, truck nuts."
Hilarious!
Their conversations are incredibly entertaining! I am really enjoying this!
Jerrys chill v Kellys energy
Now that's acting- Jerry having to seem as if he wants to do tv show interviews, AND Jerry actually seeming as if he's enjoying a stupid game for a talk show host.
Jeeze buddy a little rude isn't it
Kelly, I’m that person that puts the cap back on after every sip too. 😂
Now that I think about it..I do too 😂
yes
I eat my cereal out of a Mason jar.
every. single. time.
@37vivian viv- I’m SO that person who scratches my @$$hole and then sniffs it. Cap 🧢 mama 🧢
Why are Jerry and Kelly Clarkson so relatable!
Jerry looks great!! Such a talented and funny Soul. Love this!! Kelly is just an EPIC host so, that's happening per usual... 😆👏💛
He had stated on another interview that he was doing 60 of these. I'll bet he'll remember this one. Great chemistry.
Kelly is such a great interviewer/host.
She knows how to keep her guest entertained without making her guest uncomfortable.
You are right. One of the better ones out there.
this was a riot 😂
Kelly is a natural ❤ ... her conversations always have great flow.
3:01 Kelly's face, her hands, she so gets it...
LOL Got to Love Jerry 😀
love these two 😄😄
Please keep doing this segment,so love it ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Just LOVE Jerry. ❤️
Love Jerry!!!😂
need more of these!!!!!!
The Duo we didn’t know we needed! 👊🏻🌻👊🏻
8:38-8:39 Jerry's inner monologue: "Ahhh! It's Kesha all over again!"
Jerry and Kelly have great chemistry!
@0:28 for a second I thought that was Jessi 😆
@0:55, 1:54, 3:30, 4:40, 5:11, 7:04, 8:32-8:41, 10:01 😂
All I could think of with turtleneck story was Jerry’s segment on Seinfeld “bazooka Joe “
I thought of a really funny comedian (he's been deceased for many years and I can't remember his name - DAMN!) but he said that wearing a turtle neck is like being choked by a really weak guy!! He was SOO funny!! He also said that you order rice if you feel like having 2 thousand of something!!
Somebody below just came up with this comedian's name: Mitch Hedberg!!!!
Being Polite is a very great quality in any Human 😊
Especially when it comes to talking to this host
@johndoe2883 I went to highschool with Kelly. (Kellz as we called her) I had photography senior year with her 2004. And she used to fart in the dark room. Her farts were nice and fat and smelly. we actually had a field trip to Montreal for a day- I remember I bought a pipe (cuz the legal age was 18) and she actually farted on my pipe and THEN smoked out of it. She’s a wild child
@@allanm2064: EGADS!!!! All kinds of info I didn't want to know!!
Jerry just loves venting. 😂
Kelly looks so cute with her bangs. Love this look the best
100 percent agree on the driving..even in a small town...I say the same thing all the time but here its more like we are traveling at the speed limit 55 to 60 and someone will see you, even make eye contact because you are so close, then pull out in front of you. You, in turn, have to slam on the brakes, swerve, veer into the ditch or opposite lane. It's idiotic and absurd. I wish if they wanted to risk their life they would do it another way instead of involving everyone on the hwy. I just hate the stupidity.
Yes!!! So true!!!
I love how Kelly claims that she hates turtlenecks even though she has worn them a lot of times, even on her show recently 😂❤
I can't remember which comedian said it but he said wearing a turtleneck felt like a very sick, very weak person was trying to strangle you all day.
@@lynnturman8157 i was thinking the same thing!!!
@@larsonfamilyhouse Do you remember which comedian said that? Dana Carvey maybe?
@@lynnturman8157: That sounds like the same guy who I just thought of, whose name I also can't remember!!! He had long hair, wore sunglasses and died young of a drug overdose.
@@lynnturman8157: No, it wasn't Dana Carvey. See my comment above. This guy was a lesser-known comic from the 90's I think. I can see his face, but I just can't think of his name, with my 'old brain'!!
@6:13 = ok that was an oddly suspicious "edit cut" right there....what happened? what secret content are they keeping from us? lol
Same Kelly. My mom put me in turtlenecks bc she thought I had beautiful shoulders. I hate my shoulders bc I look like a linebacker
For the last one with the door opening...ive always wondered whats the distance that a person is walking to the door where u make the decision to hold it open for them? 20ft? 10ft? because there is always that person thats about 30ft or so from the door and im judging the distance and calculating "are they close enough to deserve a free door opening? Or are they beyond the threashold of my patience and politeness?
I drink out of a sports top bottle so no bottle cap 😂❤
I always, put the cap back on the bottle after just one sip. And, I totally get the door thing! It's definitely a matter of trust. And most people do not even trust you in a professional situation! Is this a childhood trauma? How did this happen?😄
I do both also. With the door if the person that Holding the door is going out and I’m going in or the opposite way, I don’t get people putting there hand on the door. But if we are both going in or out, and the person is a bit in front of me and they hold the door open for me, I do put my hand on the door nothing to do with trust. I do it to kind of let them know they can let it go now they dot have to keep standing there holding it.
I love turtle necks lol.
I used to wear them in the '70's but now I can't STAND to wear them - I feel choked!!
Mock turtlenecks for the win
My husband does the water bottle cap thing
3:54 "I hate turtlenecks. It's like there is a weak guy strangling you all day long." Mitch Hedberg 4
2:40 p.m.
THANK YOU!!!!!!! Yes, Mitch Hedberg - I just couldn't think of his name!!! He was really funny, and it's a shame he died so young!
Jerry is right about drivers. People drive crazier than they used to.
They are so cute together!
The door thing! I love being polite, too, and when I open the door for someone, they just walk through! No thank you. Nothing! So I yell, YOU'RE WELCOME! And there goes my politeness after that. Everything is annoying.
Good Kelly
Lol without knowing it Kelly used an old school Seinfeld bit about hotel shower handles turning the water to 1000degress when turning it a millimeter. You can see Jerry registering it
Ah and then right after Mitch Hedberg's bit on turtle necks being a really weak guy strangling you all day. This is a classics tribute session
This is not a complain o meter! These are prompts for impromptu stand up comedy but sitting down
But his stand up schtick are complaints. Of course the skit is meant to be set up for Jerry.
People following too close fu..cking annoys me to no end, thanks Jerry you're the best.
When people say it is interesting, it either is, they may hate small talk or they want to be polite.
3:41, interesting
you can 100% tell that jerry actually drives whereas kelly just gets driven by others. the irony is jerry's a billionaire, yet kelly's the 1 paying chauffeurs. 🤣
Agreed about movie screeners - looking at you Amazon Prime. Every. Single. Time
I used to live in Denver & I would get so annoyed with everybody always driving 20 mph over the speed limit. But you know what's even more annoying? I now live in Texas & everybody drives 20 mph UNDER the speed limit. AND IN THE LEFT LANE!!! I didn't think it was possible but it's WAY more annoying. How did these people get driver's licenses?
I was just in Denver yesterday and it was a real struggle to simply go the speed limit with people tailgating and pressuring you.
@@TheIdeaVault ha ha...that's when I slow down. I'm so easily manipulated.
First off great segment.
I agree with Jerry on all of those except 2 ...
1. The Water Bottle cap: Where I live there are wasps and if you leave the cap open a wasp could fly in and you could drink it on your next sip. (Yes this happens and people do die from this).
2. "Male Vanity": Okay Jerry may of had a point about 40 years ago but now so much has happened in technology for Males. Men still get judged unfairly for improving there looks at later ages which is a real double standard and not right.
Now Jerry being so quick would debate me on this but that's how I feel. 😂
I love that Kelly matched him! Jerry is notoriously difficult & Kelly literally slayed him
He's not notoriously difficult. He just doesn't suffer fools gladly. And let's be honest, there are a lot of fools out there.
She didn't SLAY him. Not figuratively. NOT LITERALLY. She is fun and hilarious in a girl next door way but not a master of delivery. Why do you have to use ridiculous words like SLAY and Literally?
@@deborahrose8621 ha ha...if she had "literally" slayed him, he would be dead & she would be in jail for murder.
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Kelly looks well. ❤I pray 🙏🏾 she is done ✅
3:41, 😆
Anyone who’s had young kids automatically recaps water bottles. I remember my mom giving me grief about it, but she didn’t have a kid who spilled everything. (Or use water bottles when we were kids - yes I’m old 😂).
0:28. Give that goat a raise in pay immediately. Trisha.
Don’t you hate it though, when you show curtesy and open the door because you were in front, anyhow; the other party does not even acknowledge your kindness.
I often experience this with my neighbor entering the apartment building. He never acknowledges me while I hold the door for him.
Like Jerry says, people: stop driving so close to other people! It creates a more likelihood that you'll hit the person in front of you. N O T worth it.
BUWAHAHAHA 🤣🤪🦝👽🫎
Sorry Jerry totally the water cap & door person. No idea why either other than like Kelly I'll spill the water. I'll work on it lol
It’s funny that Kelly is complaining about using the word interesting when she does it a lot
But literally all I can think of w/turtlenecks is WRAPPED IN RED album cover
The thing about today's drivers is that everybody is looking at their phones. Next time you're at a light, take a look at oncoming traffic and see how many people are glancing down.
Eat cereal with a fork, there's more milk to drink when you're done.
Jerry got a nice tan in LA
This is a billionaire. He owns more than you, your family, and your family has ever owned. Incredible.
@TylorMyers do you think his poops are smelly? My fat wife’s poops are the worst and she’s super rich. So that’s my independent variable in the scientific experiment with rich folk… their poop smells like.. well, like flaming popcorn and dead rats
I deliberately buy the plastic bottle cause I can guarantee you I will spill it.
Poor Jerry to have to put up with this. He just wants folks to see his movie.
That hot and cold shower story should have started and ended with "... interesting"
Why?
Come on! Jerry used turtle necks all the time on the show 😂 we all know this interview is so forced
Seinfeld really doesn't want to be there, LOL
Why do you say that?! I didn't get that impression from him.....
She truly does have to say yes to everything 🙄🙄🙄 they’ve found the boomers are her main demographic I guess
The Kelly joke about turtle necks is too similar to the one brother late Mitch Hedberg .Come on, woman !!!!!
All of them except the hair one and the movie screeners I definitly get. I am only 21 so I have like 20 years or so before I have to deal with that. And I mostly just watch netflix like kelly said very much easier.
❤️❤️❤️
Kelly lost me with the screener security bs. Not many people can relate to that but she trying to be cool w Jerry. Still funny clip
I love how he pretends that he is not an extreme asshole to promote his new movie. Just a down to earth funny guy. We know who you are. 🤮 You and Ellen should hang out. It’s a shame her show ended
Jerry Seinfeld & Kelly Clarkson Can't Stand It
Jerry Seinfeld & Kelly Clarkson Can't Stand It
Jerry Seinfield & Kelly Clarkson Can't Stand It
When someone caps a story w ,isn't that interesting ? I say : I think you're confusing interesting with Mundane .
Elevators without buttons? Really?
So Seinfeld goes EVERYWHERE but on Joe Rogan’s podcast. Okay.
I can't stand Joe Rogan. I would have a hard time even looking at him.
This segment should be 'first world issues' 😢
Kelly needs to learn not to step on Jerry's jokes. That's "annoying" to me 😂
She's a different type of funny. Jerry is precision, Kelly is chaos. They're funny in the same room but not doing the same bit. I loved Comedians in Cars having Coffee but Jerry talked about the difficult chore of editing to find a precise reaction of professional stand ups to make it funny.The joke has to land and Kelly threw it up in air.
She did better than Kimmel, Jimmy just kept talking over him at least there is some chemistry here
larry david is the genius
sinefield isn’t
Hot is on the left !!! Always in usa
You should eat your cereal out of a Mason jar is a better joke.
I can't stand cars with eyelashes.
Is he ever nice to anyone?
These grievances are for the privileged. Replay this episode for Festivus?
Seinfeld is a hypocrite! He mocks pc culture, cancel culture then goes and signs for the biggest cancel culture network Netflix 😂
What're you talking about? Netflix is the one streamer that wouldn't bow to cancel culture. They literally had people threatening to quit over Dave Chappelle's trans material and they said ok bye. Netflix sucks in a lot of ways, and gives specials to people they shouldn't, but they let comedy be comedy.
Kelly is wired
This is indeed a very bad show.
My goodness she’s over the top. The over reaction & forced laughter ••• no thanks.
WTF
Cant stand him
Then find another place to go. No one requested your presence here.