Stephen Reveals A Sketch Of The Serial Bomber

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  • Опубліковано 23 жов 2018
  • The Late Show has obtained an approximated sketch of the bomber responsible for sending explosive devices to the Obama, Clintons, CNN and others.
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  • @owenchafer1083
    @owenchafer1083 5 років тому +1121

    Dear America,
    Please make the right choice in the coming weeks.
    From Canada.

    • @nadeemaijaz607
      @nadeemaijaz607 5 років тому +14

      owen chafer Republicans would consider this as foreign interference in US election for dems. 😄

    • @alienbodo6060
      @alienbodo6060 5 років тому +51

      Kermit of Rivia take your pills Bubba...

    • @shaneryan6691
      @shaneryan6691 5 років тому +44

      Kermit of Rivia I’m an Aussie who has travelled to both Canada and the USA.canada is a magnificent country whereas the USA is a basket case full of dim witted morons who hate each other and have surrendered their democracy to forces of hate and bigotry.the Russians must be pissing themselves laughing.

    • @Patrick-wy4op
      @Patrick-wy4op 5 років тому +2

      @UCoVwNzkDT9IxWkZIQ8L3nxQ look of you can't argue don't go straight to insults

    • @jeepdan7776
      @jeepdan7776 5 років тому +6

      We will, we are going to vote republican and keep all these nut job liberals and socialist out.

  • @ODdela
    @ODdela 5 років тому +589

    man putting more clothes on you with his eyes mike pence

    • @ShadyBear420
      @ShadyBear420 5 років тому +17

      I DIED!!!!
      SO GLAD U SAID IT. THX. SO TRUE 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🔥💙🐻

    • @janicek9399
      @janicek9399 5 років тому +7

      👏👏👏 thanks I needed a good laugh today!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @kathyjung335
      @kathyjung335 5 років тому

      Oladayo Dos @

    • @libertyhirsch8270
      @libertyhirsch8270 5 років тому +2

      That was so funny

    • @pointlessgaming3989
      @pointlessgaming3989 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ShadyBear420❤😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @peter5844
    @peter5844 5 років тому +180

    Dear America,
    Make the right choice in the next weeks.
    It's not only sad, but threatening to the whole world to see your country go to trash.
    Greetings from Germany

    • @Invocated_Agitator
      @Invocated_Agitator 5 років тому +4

      >see your country go to trash
      >Greetings from Germany
      LMAO

    • @peter5844
      @peter5844 5 років тому +10

      @@Invocated_Agitator No Idea whats so funny. you were probably indoctrinated by fox news to believe things were bad here in any way. I can assure you things are excellent here for the most part. As of 2018 Germany ranks 3rd in the "best countries of the world" statistic which uses various metrics and is internationally accepted

    • @howdyahworkthisthing1520
      @howdyahworkthisthing1520 5 років тому +1

      Uh-oh!! Another “German bot” trying to interfere with the US election!!!

    • @algonzalez6853
      @algonzalez6853 5 років тому +2

      How are inmigration issues going over there, peter

    • @Invocated_Agitator
      @Invocated_Agitator 5 років тому +2

      Peter, I don't watch US television sorry. Economy is not everything. We can talk in 30/50 years, gonna see how things turn out for germany.

  • @alexandertarbet2553
    @alexandertarbet2553 5 років тому +248

    I’m a dual national, born in the U.S. and now also an Australian citizen. Today, after not voting in an U.S. election since Obama, I sent in my ballot via Express Post. I really didn’t believe I would have to vote in another U.S. election, until the traitor. I voted Democrat for everybody on that ballot. To do anything else threatens world peace. That is how it is viewed from overseas, my friends. I’m just acting locally and thinking globally. I spent good money and not a little effort to vote. Think you might take a little wander to your polling place on Election Day?

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 5 років тому +15

      Thank you for doing your duty. I hope it does encourage others. I vote from France, but I do it every time, and early. I hope you will continue to do so, too.

    • @shecandance9500
      @shecandance9500 5 років тому +7

      You just don't get it....The whole point of the US Government is to protect US Citizens and the US Constitution. Trump and Republicans are doing this. We don't want to be Globalist. We want to take care of Americans first and foremost. The left is engaging in an assault on...The Electoral College, Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Religion, Right to Bear Arms, Due Process, and Innocent until proven guilty!! You don't even live on the continental USA? Geez, "threatens world peace" .......said just like a Globalist!! So predictable !! Oh yes, Trump is a traitor! Sorry, we are focused on issues that involve the every day life of Americans. Oh, I forgot...I am not enlightened and deplorable!!

    • @moiramccleary2413
      @moiramccleary2413 5 років тому +11

      Alexander Tarbet
      We need every vote to end this nightmare. Thanks for your Vote of support. Love ya Aussies. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

    • @rachelmoody1520
      @rachelmoody1520 5 років тому +24

      No, SheCanDance, YOU just don't get it. We live in a global world now and there is no going back, it's just not possible anymore. And your logic is a fallacy, anything that threatens world peace is definitely a concern for America - war is a costly thing, after all, and our treaties and agreements would require us to get involved - and if we pulled out of them no one would ever be willing to trust our country's word again.
      Moreover, The Electoral College was literally created to prevent 'uneducated' ordinary non-landowners from having too much power over who gets elected. Freedom of Speech is not freedom from consequences that naturally arise when we say hateful things with no basis, no one is trying to keep people from following whatever religion it is they want, Democrats are the ones asking for the thorough investigations, which is part of due process, and 'innocent until proven guilty' has always applied only in the courtroom, it was never intended to prevent outside observers from forming their own opinions until the trial was over - also, if you're referring to the Kavanaugh allegations, sexual assault is notoriously difficult to actually prove happened without video evidence for many, many reasons that I won't go into right here - regardless of whether or the allegations are true.
      As for the assault on the Right to bear Arms, it is true that most democrats want tighter control on guns. But one must keep in mind that the Constitution was written back when single-shot rifles that took minutes to reload were the best guns around, and today we have military-grade automatic assault rifles that citizens have relatively little trouble acquiring or creating a fascimile of. No one is saying that we should keep responsible, level-headed citizens from having pistols for self defense. We're just saying that mentally unstable high schoolers should not be able to get the tools to gun down their classmates. We're saying that maybe, just maybe, citizens don't need military grade guns, in the same way that we don't need or want privately owned nukes or mustard gas. It's just a little excessive, I think. And I know what you're thinking, so let me just say here that the Slippery Slope argument is a logical fallacy, at least according to my high school psychology textbook.
      And no, it's not that you're unenlightened, it's not that you're deplorable, it's not even that Trump-supporters are stupid, it's that you have been fed misinformation and you believe it. It's that the way the internet and search engines are set up make it unlikely for you to encounter news stories and arguments that you don't already agree with, unless you go out of your way to search for them. It's confirmation bias. It's that humans are so stubborn that even when they encounter concrete evidence that disproves what they believe, they will not change what they believe. *cough* flat-earthers *cough*
      No, you are not deplorable. Not any more so than a person who chooses to stay in an abusive relationship because "S/He loves me, s/he really does. S/He just gets angry sometimes, but I think I can help them get over it, and anyway I love him/her."

    • @steveschmengle5622
      @steveschmengle5622 5 років тому +2

      That is really wrong thinking... We have been lulled by the demon demos for 8 long years. Poor trade trading deals , poor negotiated deals has to nuclear arms and trade in general. Intellectual property being taken by China and ignored by us. NATO countries not paying their fair share. it was time to stop. And just to let you know I negated your vote I voted solid Republican all the way through proud to do so. You don't have clear thinking. Be glad to debate. Even that you are equally as stupid ( your words) as you think the right is... Talk to me babe

  • @miskatonicalumni5612
    @miskatonicalumni5612 5 років тому +189

    Call the *bomber* by their proper name...
    The *Deplorabomber* !!!

    • @alikool0001
      @alikool0001 5 років тому +1

      Dumb but funny
      You got my like

    • @rsyates8469
      @rsyates8469 5 років тому +2

      Or right-wing terrorism.

    • @cheryltariq
      @cheryltariq 5 років тому +2

      @Jon Adam You got that from 'Fox'!!

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 5 років тому +1

      Oh groan, the bombs are a lefty charade. Jon Adam is your man if you need conspiracy theory saying that up is down.

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 5 років тому +1

      Deipatrous I think that was a hypothetical question I don’t think he was saying it was some evil conspiracy

  • @syngonsmythe38
    @syngonsmythe38 5 років тому +71

    Dear America,
    please make the right choice in the
    coming weeks.
    From Hungary.

  • @demiRaziel
    @demiRaziel 5 років тому +145

    Dear America,
    Please dont do the dum dum this time round.
    From: Indonesia

    • @demiRaziel
      @demiRaziel 5 років тому +5

      @James Schrader similarly, yes

    • @howdyahworkthisthing1520
      @howdyahworkthisthing1520 5 років тому +1

      “Indonesian bots” influencing US elections!!!

    • @howdyahworkthisthing1520
      @howdyahworkthisthing1520 5 років тому

      Natural Born Genius You’re a hypocrite! By your logic; I guess you won’t be complaining about “Russian interference” via “social media posts” when Trump wins this time, again? Also, America wasn’t hijacked! Trump was VOTED IN!!! Hijacking is the (desperate) globalist Democrats game. You sound as intelligent as your pic looks.🍻!!!

    • @nonwilson5587
      @nonwilson5587 5 років тому +3

      Okay

    • @howdyahworkthisthing1520
      @howdyahworkthisthing1520 5 років тому

      Janet A really?!? Hillary’s friends (The ones she was getting a lot of money from, for selling uranium to) wanted Trump in power? Please! That doesn’t make sense! You are brainwashed!

  • @aselunar
    @aselunar 5 років тому +40

    Dear America,
    Please make the right choice in the coming weeks.
    From America.

  • @hhelenawang
    @hhelenawang 5 років тому +1670

    Dear America,
    please make the right choice in the coming weeks.
    From, Australia.

    • @jessicawilson1998
      @jessicawilson1998 5 років тому +122

      Canada seconds this!

    • @dontownsend3434
      @dontownsend3434 5 років тому +23

      YES, MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ,AMERICA IS DOING BETTER RIGHT NOW IN EVERY ASPECT UNDER PRESIDENT TRUMP THAN IT HAS DONE IN DECADES. WHAT IDIOT IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD VOTE AGAINST THAT !!!!

    • @jesss.5260
      @jesss.5260 5 років тому +61

      As an american I can say every friend I know is registered to vote and we put the reminders in our phone so we don't forget. No chances will be taken

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 5 років тому +30

      Dear Helena,
      Please send a cold Victoria Bitter and a meat pie.
      Sincerely,
      Me

    • @liraven7676
      @liraven7676 5 років тому +47

      @@dontownsend3434 PEOPLE WHO DONT SCEAM AND KNOW MATH.

  • @jacobandrews2663
    @jacobandrews2663 5 років тому +287

    Dear America
    Please make the right choice in the coming weeks.
    From, Norway.

    • @kathleensmitholdwhitewoman7200
      @kathleensmitholdwhitewoman7200 5 років тому +22

      Voted blue today.

    • @tammytruthout8465
      @tammytruthout8465 5 років тому +12

      Voting blue!

    • @marekpoekie
      @marekpoekie 5 років тому +10

      Dear America
      Please vote red, you have already derailed, now let's finish it and run this fcker into a cliff.
      From, The Netherlands.

    • @jacobandrews2663
      @jacobandrews2663 5 років тому +2

      @Anon 1 I guess that's option two lmao

    • @treehugnhipi3765
      @treehugnhipi3765 5 років тому +8

      dear jake andersson:
      i just made the right blue choice by mail...early.
      from, california
      p.s. thanks for caring :)

  • @emowtion1
    @emowtion1 5 років тому +24

    Dear America,
    Please make the right choice in the coming weeks.
    From France.
    Bless you.

  • @raywhite9069
    @raywhite9069 5 років тому +58

    They condemn these attacks, but they are the ones deciding the targets...

    • @Invocated_Agitator
      @Invocated_Agitator 5 років тому +1

      Didn't Clinton wanted more incivility? She got what she wanted. Also, i bet it's false flag.

    • @dlbdlb3919
      @dlbdlb3919 5 років тому

      How convenient, the DNC gets Soros money to do a black op to get angry democrats to vote.

    • @raywhite9069
      @raywhite9069 5 років тому +7

      You two are right. We should automatically assume its a conspiracy. That's always the most reasonable place to start.

    • @Invocated_Agitator
      @Invocated_Agitator 5 років тому

      Who told you that's the only thing we asume? A conspiracy is one thing. A lone deranged guy pushed to it by what Tumps says another. A lone deranged guy pushed to it by what Dems say yet another thing. Not to mention i havent even spoke about Dems doing a false flag in the first place!

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 5 років тому +1

      @@Invocated_Agitator "Also, i bet it's false flag." "Not to mention i havent even spoke about Dems doing a false flag in the first place!"
      o.O What?

  • @winesap2
    @winesap2 5 років тому +70

    This seems so much less serious because no one was hurt, but it reminds me of the first bombing of the World Trade Center in the 90s, when we didn't think that was a big deal because they didn't successfully bring down the buildings.

    • @KimSearch865
      @KimSearch865 5 років тому +1

      winesap2
      Yeah but wasn’t a janitor hurt or killed that time too?

    • @seattleite6631
      @seattleite6631 5 років тому +3

      That did go off though. It took out multiple floors of the parking garage, didn't it?

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 5 років тому +2

      Right, because as opposed to right wing nutjobs, actual terrorists are kind of competent.

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 5 років тому

      Arrakiz666 this right wing guy might be a terrorist depending on motive

    • @winesap2
      @winesap2 5 років тому

      There were 6 people killed, but the plan had been to bring down the entire building which would then fall on the second building.

  • @kimberlyyoung458
    @kimberlyyoung458 5 років тому +23

    Dear America, please make the right choice in the coming weeks, signed The Planet Mars

  • @OHFORPEATSAKES
    @OHFORPEATSAKES 5 років тому +78

    From Canada. Dear American brothers and sisters, please vote and correct this imbalance. Don't let liberty die.

    • @lucindawaugh3945
      @lucindawaugh3945 5 років тому +1

      OHFORPEATSAKES AMEN fellow 🇨🇦 i add my voice to yours...MAGA GET RID OF DT

    • @alabamamothman2986
      @alabamamothman2986 5 років тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHA Democrats want to save liberty when they want to ban free speech and free press.

    • @roganf4013
      @roganf4013 5 років тому +4

      @@alabamamothman2986 Riiight. It's the current _Democratic_ President who tells claims that reports by the media not explicitly saying what he wants them to are treasonous and that he'd cover the legal costs for people assaulting protesters at his rallies...

    • @omaramoo1509
      @omaramoo1509 5 років тому

      @@alabamamothman2986 alabama dude ME & u are the only humans responding ,do you understand what is real & fake a con-artist wont help you hes ROBING YOU !!!

    • @YayIsfam
      @YayIsfam 5 років тому

      Alabama Mothman
      You are so right. I mean look at colbert... his whole career has been deticated to shutting up the critics of politicians. He hates free speach, he hates the ability to say what you want about people without fear of punishments. all you need to do is watch him to see that.
      And the fact you are not sure if this is sarcasm shows how “incredibly intelligent” some trump supporters are

  • @firstwave1890
    @firstwave1890 5 років тому +466

    Regain your dignity in November America 🇺🇸👍

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +1

      that would be like regrowing your virginity
      thanks to BERNIE BABIES AND NON-VOTERS PUTTING US IN THIS SITUATION

    • @Willskull
      @Willskull 5 років тому +10

      You mean Putin us in this situation, got it? 'Cos of the piss lover traitor lol

    • @tclem14
      @tclem14 5 років тому +1

      Tolerance it’s going to confirm is stupidity

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone 5 років тому +5

      @Jon Adam Even comedians are better at making factual statements than you.

    • @jd7089
      @jd7089 5 років тому +4

      VOTE BLUE!!

  • @albertsjoberg1200
    @albertsjoberg1200 5 років тому +74

    Why are they called attempted attacks? They are attacks. Just because nobody was injured, does not mean it was not attack!

    • @kathleensmitholdwhitewoman7200
      @kathleensmitholdwhitewoman7200 5 років тому +1

      It was an attemted attack.

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 5 років тому +6

      Kathleen Smith old white woman It wasn't, it was an attack. An attempted attack is when someone is thwarted before they can even commit the attack. If a mugger is stopped by the police on a sidewalk right as they're about do assault a bodega, they'll be charged with attempted robbery. If the crime is committed, but no injury or damage is caused, it's still an attack. For example, if you're attacked with a knife and it just so happens you're wearing a vest and the knife doesn't go through, you were still attacked an can press assault or even attempted murder charges.
      The only reason not to call this an attack, but an attempted attack, is to downplay the significance. Which will blow up in their face when they switch their gears to claim it's a false flag.

    • @TheNerdychicken
      @TheNerdychicken 5 років тому

      I'm so glad somebody else noticed that! I thought I might have been being too critical or suspicious of the word choice. Just so! The bombs made it to their destination. If they had been intercepted, I would think it would be safe to refer to it as an attempt. Such scary times for you my friends. Scary for Canada too. It feels like we are watching our best friend being controlled by a terrible addiction, losing a grip on the things that made us love you so much. I wish we could do something to help.

    • @annaturba
      @annaturba 5 років тому +1

      EiD0L0N So this should be called „attempted murder“ not „attempted attack“?

    • @sayyadsalman8223
      @sayyadsalman8223 5 років тому

      Albert Sjoberg

  • @Kryojenix
    @Kryojenix 5 років тому +100

    Dear America,
    Please make the right choice in the coming weeks.
    From Gallifrey...

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 5 років тому +20

    Go CNN! Take some guts and a lot of real professionalism to continue reporting on their own bomb threat. Props to you guys.

    • @howdyahworkthisthing1520
      @howdyahworkthisthing1520 5 років тому

      Yeah, reporting on their own bombs! 😂 I can hear them now; “Hey Jim (Acosta), nice touch with the “Larry the cable guy” sticker”!!!

  • @joemomma3648
    @joemomma3648 5 років тому +278

    "White power"?
    Bit a Freudian Slip, eh Fox?

    • @BlueFalcon1357
      @BlueFalcon1357 5 років тому +4

      More likely it was auto-correct.

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 5 років тому +2

      John Ladouceur Auto-correct to what? What were drying to put in there?

    • @adlsfreund
      @adlsfreund 5 років тому +1

      powder

    • @homerj.simpson7562
      @homerj.simpson7562 5 років тому +1

      It's hard to get rid of old habits though

    • @moorecandy2790
      @moorecandy2790 5 років тому

      Go blue 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

  • @ianching334
    @ianching334 5 років тому +802

    This is what happens when conspiracy theories are backed by the most powerful man on earth!

    • @johndanielson3777
      @johndanielson3777 5 років тому +72

      Trump isn't the only person to blame for these bombs. Fox News made the Clintons, the Obamas, Soros, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz into villains. Trump wakes up every morning and repeats what they tell him.
      Propaganda is dangerous. Propaganda backed by the government is worse.

    • @winesap2
      @winesap2 5 років тому +36

      He's the conspiracy theorist in chief.

    • @Ou8y2k2
      @Ou8y2k2 5 років тому +9

      Well, tell Putin to stop.

    • @pizzaman1891
      @pizzaman1891 5 років тому +4

      Nope, this is what happens when a mentally insane person feels the need to harm others. This is not the first time left wing and right wing politicians have been targeted.

    • @jacmac3271
      @jacmac3271 5 років тому +5

      Ian Ching wrong description! The most powerful man in the world is Xi Jinping according to Forbes 2018! (Not saying Xi Jinping was responsible by the way...I’m sure he’s got nothing to do with it...he’s way too busy trying to eliminate poverty by 2020)

  • @Straight2TheHeart
    @Straight2TheHeart 5 років тому +174

    Dear America,
    please make the right choice in the coming weeks.
    From Germany

    • @Invocated_Agitator
      @Invocated_Agitator 5 років тому +3

      Yes, vote red, the lesser evil.

    • @fredflintstone2958
      @fredflintstone2958 5 років тому +2

      @@Invocated_Agitator There you go again....

    • @howdyahworkthisthing1520
      @howdyahworkthisthing1520 5 років тому +4

      Uh-oh!!! “German bots” are trying to interfere with the US election!!!

    • @fredflintstone2958
      @fredflintstone2958 5 років тому +2

      @@howdyahworkthisthing1520 Ha! Good one!

    • @Straight2TheHeart
      @Straight2TheHeart 5 років тому +3

      @ Howdyah Workthisthing
      You are wrong!
      In fact I am a russian bot that only pretends to be German.
      Ура, товарищ!

  • @peter5844
    @peter5844 5 років тому +83

    Dear America,
    please make the right choice in the next weeks.
    From Germany

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +5

      Dear Germany,
      That Trumptard Les Wynan does not speak for those of us with working cognitive functions, consciences, and souls. I hope we can, and that Trump and the alt-right do not impede the right to vote of those who have that right.
      From America

    • @nathanielclaw2841
      @nathanielclaw2841 5 років тому +4

      @Councilman Les Wynan very clever comment. Truly the peak of human knowledge.

    • @peter5844
      @peter5844 5 років тому +2

      @Councilman Les Wynan Maybe you should watch less Propaganda on that matter and stick to the facts, but after your second comment, I think that's probably not gonna happen any time soon.

    • @richardwu8371
      @richardwu8371 5 років тому +3

      @James Schrader Vote democrat. Or a at least look at the facts and make your own decision.

    • @marksnyder504
      @marksnyder504 5 років тому

      @@richardwu8371 yeah, vote socialist so we can all live in a shit world like Cuba and Russia 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 5 років тому +106

    It was definitely someone who is trying to get attention from t'rump, who wants his approval, and is completely inept at doing things right.
    So....Eric, right?

  • @johndanielson3777
    @johndanielson3777 5 років тому +535

    Trump: “Acts or threats of political violence have no place in the United States of America.”
    Also Trump: “Anyone see a reporter I can bodyslam?”

    • @mallorycarll6280
      @mallorycarll6280 5 років тому +33

      Did you see how he said it was the media's fault for causing conflict and incivility? He tried playing the vitcim during his rally tonight. Like, what the hell?

    • @adlsfreund
      @adlsfreund 5 років тому +34

      Trump: "Nobody respects women more than I do."
      Also Trump: "I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful - I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything."

    • @reesejackson5935
      @reesejackson5935 5 років тому +10

      Also trump I could go stand in the middle of the street and shoot someone and everyone would love me

    • @johndanielson3777
      @johndanielson3777 5 років тому +7

      Mallory Carll so much for the party of personal responsibility

    • @CCCC-rw9hx
      @CCCC-rw9hx 5 років тому +4

      @@mallorycarll6280we're in the upside down now.

  • @dying_allthetime
    @dying_allthetime 5 років тому +1

    "We can't show that on CBS! Jimmy blur it! No! The other end!!" *CLASSIC*

  • @n40tom
    @n40tom 5 років тому +38

    I also came close to hitting this Lottery. I was only off by 6 numbers. So close

    • @MM-nh8ez
      @MM-nh8ez 5 років тому +1

      Same. Even bought tickets.

    • @maineyor5343
      @maineyor5343 5 років тому +1

      Best comment ever Tack!!!! I felt the same!! IF only......

  • @nizismail7194
    @nizismail7194 5 років тому +113

    Dear America,
    please make the right choice in the coming weeks.
    From, Malaysia.

    • @dariondelrey9176
      @dariondelrey9176 5 років тому

      Niz Ismail with people like you in milasia.. we can see flooding as a very good thing

    • @nathanielclaw2841
      @nathanielclaw2841 5 років тому +1

      @@dariondelrey9176 and here is why republicans need to be put on check

    • @howdyahworkthisthing1520
      @howdyahworkthisthing1520 5 років тому

      Niz Ismail will do! TRUMP ALL THE WAY BABY!!!

    • @thebacons5943
      @thebacons5943 5 років тому

      Niz Ismail God I hope we do

  • @yomiknishes6976
    @yomiknishes6976 5 років тому +90

    Guys at 0:32 John plays the piano bars from the FF7 Opening BOMBING Mission. What a nerdy cat!

    • @marshallcarter6106
      @marshallcarter6106 5 років тому +12

      I caught that, too!

    • @kabooby0
      @kabooby0 5 років тому +10

      Holy shit I heard that too! That's amazing

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 5 років тому +12

      He's a true musical genius. He does stuff like that all the time.

    • @Iffem
      @Iffem 5 років тому +3

      i KNEW that sounded familiar

    • @JT-xj1pg
      @JT-xj1pg 5 років тому +2

      No he isn't

  • @djacob7
    @djacob7 5 років тому +40

    You never address a former president as "fmr Pres Obama." It's President Obama to you, Mike!

    • @jimmyphillips3649
      @jimmyphillips3649 5 років тому +1

      Dan Jacob No he is a former, are you that stupid.

    • @djacob7
      @djacob7 5 років тому +3

      Jimmy Phillips, hey, stupid, how about "fmr President Reagan"?

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 5 років тому

      President Obama? Surely not. He is definitely a Former president. If you don't add the former, then America will have a lot of presidents, but in reality, there is only one. But Americans love their titles. We see on TV ex military personnel (officers) still calling themselves by their rank, even though they are not in the military any more. When they retire from the military their rank stays with that branch of the service, and the former officer becomes simply...Mr or Mrs.

  • @barbaracrozier5455
    @barbaracrozier5455 5 років тому +152

    From Middle Earth New Zealand, vote Trump out America!

    • @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS
      @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS 5 років тому +1

      YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!

    • @nathanielyee2535
      @nathanielyee2535 5 років тому +4

      Together we can defeat the forces of sauron and cast trump back into the fiery chasm from whence he came.

    • @andrewcastellano1824
      @andrewcastellano1824 5 років тому +1

      Actually, we are doing better than we have in a long time with Trump in office but thanks for the suggestion.

    • @andrewcastellano1824
      @andrewcastellano1824 5 років тому

      Rage Of America, In some aspects sure, but the economy doing well is not subjective, unemployment going down is also not subjective. I think our main issue now is unity and obviously Trump is not helping that but I don't see any other politicians trying to help that either. Both sides seem to want to ship the other side to another continent rather than find common ground and try to unify on that..

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +5

      Andrew Castellano The economy is doing well because Trump’s sabotage of Obama’s policies hasn’t been effective yet.

  • @cmcalgary
    @cmcalgary 5 років тому +83

    Hey guy! Remember to vote in your midterms.

    • @albertdesign5614
      @albertdesign5614 5 років тому +6

      I'm voting. But I'm from Denver, Colorado, so no need to come up there to partake in "reeferino". But congrats on the rec, Canada. P.S. Reeferino makes horses fart. RUSTY!!!

    • @suzesiviter6083
      @suzesiviter6083 5 років тому +3

      LOL send my love to soyboy Trudeau.

    • @cinne2135
      @cinne2135 5 років тому +6

      Let down the attic ladder - we'll be right up! 🇨🇦 🇺🇸

    • @trollbbqer1267
      @trollbbqer1267 5 років тому +5

      Wish they would legalize here, wouldn't be so much violence! I'm going to cast my vote to rid ourselves of the Rabid Orange Raccoon😃. Congrats to Canada's wise choice to legalize!💗

    • @Randy-ry9ss
      @Randy-ry9ss 5 років тому +4

      Much love to our neighbor's from the north.....The folks in Indiana will always have your back.

  • @hellspwnnix9514
    @hellspwnnix9514 5 років тому +18

    Dear America,
    Please make the right choice in the coming weeks.
    From India.

    • @hellspwnnix9514
      @hellspwnnix9514 5 років тому +2

      make America like India? no way in hell!!! Minorities are being killed for eating beef churches are being destroyed no u dont wanna do that any type of fascist regime is bad

    • @howdyahworkthisthing1520
      @howdyahworkthisthing1520 5 років тому

      “Indian bots” trying to influence the election!!!

    • @hellspwnnix9514
      @hellspwnnix9514 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/DDGHIZR651Q/v-deo.html

  • @habeang304
    @habeang304 5 років тому +238

    Dear America,
    please make the right choice in the coming weeks.
    From, The World.

    • @dragonx889
      @dragonx889 5 років тому +1

      Za WARUDO

    • @ericwood3709
      @ericwood3709 5 років тому +3

      This must be some kind of campaign. There sure are a lot of these comments claiming to be from different places.

    • @rampartrod
      @rampartrod 5 років тому +8

      look in the mirror JR you are the problem

    • @Edgeof666
      @Edgeof666 5 років тому +6

      rampart rod; J R is probably too busy trying to impregnate his sister to respond with any eloquence at this time.

    • @lordcommandernox9197
      @lordcommandernox9197 5 років тому +1

      Since when has UA-cam become 'MuricaTube? Stop trying to teach countries that have been arround for longer than you, what to do, you lowself esteem colonials with no history. from portugal with love

  • @demigodstatus
    @demigodstatus 5 років тому +99

    "Some kind of white power"
    That Freudian slip tho

    • @MaiAolei
      @MaiAolei 5 років тому +11

      I'm pretty sure the poster typed powDer, but autocorrect replaced it with the word more frequently typed after white.

    • @ctwofirst6635
      @ctwofirst6635 5 років тому

      So autocorrect is racist?

  • @JimmyGSB
    @JimmyGSB 5 років тому +5

    Colbert is super strong these days. 'CNN is now The Caravan News Network" who arrived 'first on the scene'. Please go vote in November!

  • @realgmagc327
    @realgmagc327 5 років тому +18

    I bet pense is like why aint i president yet

  • @Rozilla
    @Rozilla 5 років тому +17

    Bet you anything that he didn't even write that "I wholeheartedly agree", he was just forced to by an aide.

    • @nathanielyee2535
      @nathanielyee2535 5 років тому +2

      If he wrote it he could watch cartoons for an hour.

    • @pipitameruje
      @pipitameruje 5 років тому +2

      They took his phone before he could write what he wanted to, you know, something like "Bomb them all"

    • @nyx6937
      @nyx6937 5 років тому +1

      wholeheartedly: 4 syllabes that's the cue right there lol

  • @wolfegirl1013
    @wolfegirl1013 5 років тому +95

    Dear America,
    Please make the right choices in the upcoming mid-terms.
    From:
    Most of the American people

    • @homerj.simpson7562
      @homerj.simpson7562 5 років тому +1

      I wouldn't put it that way. Enough idiots out there who would read this as "pick the guy who is on the right".

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 5 років тому

      No problem #675430. Beep boop boop.

  • @alexandriareynoso8058
    @alexandriareynoso8058 5 років тому +11

    Unbelievable, Incredibly unbelievable, when, when Dear God does the White House get back to calm, normal administration!

    • @dianefarley37
      @dianefarley37 5 років тому +1

      Not soon enough!!

    • @howdyahworkthisthing1520
      @howdyahworkthisthing1520 5 років тому

      As soon as Soros, the Clinton’s, the Obama’s, and their goons, are swinging from ropes I guess. 🍻

  • @peter5844
    @peter5844 5 років тому +6

    I really can't get my head around how the richest 1% could somehow convince half the country making them even richer would benefit the people. So glad I'm European where we worship facts over feelings, science over religion and education over military

  • @NellyHartnell
    @NellyHartnell 5 років тому +33

    "Man putting more clothes on you with his eyes". Lol No.

  • @Smljhndnsmr
    @Smljhndnsmr 5 років тому +6

    “Vice President, and man putting more clothes on you with his eyes, Mike Pence.” Haha

  • @byLizee
    @byLizee 5 років тому +3

    i’m not sure i could make it through the day without watching your clips every morning. thank you

  • @joepsips787
    @joepsips787 5 років тому +261

    Americans, please do the right thing in November.
    From, The Netherlands

  • @flangekiwi
    @flangekiwi 5 років тому +75

    Dear USA citizens ..... Please make the right choice in the coming weeks.
    Arohanui, from New Zealand.

    • @kathleensmitholdwhitewoman7200
      @kathleensmitholdwhitewoman7200 5 років тому +3

      Voted blue today. Trump will be gone by the New Year.

    • @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
      @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 5 років тому +3

      Myself, another old white woman, also voted blue today.

    • @CaptainEdMercer
      @CaptainEdMercer 5 років тому +3

      Everytime I see someone saying this it makes me wish I lived there in your country where people seem to actually care. I Fear the worse. I fear the USA is irreparable. The damage has been done.

    • @tammytruthout8465
      @tammytruthout8465 5 років тому +2

      @@CaptainEdMercer, we cannot give in to fear and resignation. There's been damage, but we are U.S. citizens, and when we take our country back in November the healing can begin!

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 5 років тому

      You bots don't even bother changing any words.

  • @whussung
    @whussung 5 років тому +60

    The situation bodega lol right next to the oval mart

  • @bethe192
    @bethe192 5 років тому +1

    hahaha, aww, Jon. "Nobody drowned, though..." He's so dryly hilarious.

  • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
    @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 років тому +3

    *"Nobody Drowned"* 😂😂
    *"I knew that but still wanted to make that joke"* 😂

  • @lyndi9082
    @lyndi9082 5 років тому +164

    Trump HAD to agree wholeheartedly.. as he couldn't #MeToo

    • @Nightwatchman53
      @Nightwatchman53 5 років тому +2

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @obsolete18
      @obsolete18 5 років тому +2

      Lyndi Loo this is amazing

    • @Darkness1984
      @Darkness1984 5 років тому +1

      This is such an obvious attempt by the Democrat"s base to garner sympathy for the Democratic candidates and supporters in the upcoming election. It was done with just enough realism but not effective enough not to be easily caught. By the time the true culprits are caught the elections will be over and the intended damage done.
      I mean 8 bombs send out and not one exploded? Yeah right...

    • @conky83
      @conky83 5 років тому +6

      Darkness1984 Just because a Bomb (or in this case 8) is made, doesn't guarantee it will go off. Trumptards are notoriously stupid, so it is very possible a Trumptard would target those getting blamed (By Trump and The Right) for this "Caravan" with Bombs but be too stupid to know how they work. Very, very possible. (Makes much more sense than sending a Bomb to yourself. Added bonus, you don't need any of that Super Strength Tin Foil, you Trumptards seemed to of gotten your hands on lately)

    • @Darkness1984
      @Darkness1984 5 років тому

      Yeah what ever you need to tell yourself to be able to sleep buddy. Why dont ya go outside and go Reeeeee to the sky like your very intelligent Libtard buddys will do again after the mid terms?

  • @janmorgan471
    @janmorgan471 5 років тому +67

    Sick of these Republicans.

    • @coolcat1684
      @coolcat1684 5 років тому

      jan morgan they’re just a step lower than isis

  • @trinelangohr6661
    @trinelangohr6661 5 років тому +83

    1.6 billion? That winnner is now richer than Trump XD

    • @visserswp
      @visserswp 5 років тому

      Well 2 second later it changed to 1.5B so I’m guessing that by now it 0B... 😝 seriously scroll back it goes from 1,6 to 1,5 🙈

    • @horrorsofwar6865
      @horrorsofwar6865 5 років тому +2

      visserswp also, taxes takes a huge portion ofthat

    • @Neanderthal75
      @Neanderthal75 5 років тому

      Oh well! That may qualifies him as the next president!

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 5 років тому

      1.6 billion LESS TAX. Still a good amount, but paying a high tax on it really is a government abuse. Plus, if the winner wants to take a lump sum...they pay more tax.

    • @visserswp
      @visserswp 5 років тому

      Horrors Of War not what i was talking about; look at 7:30 and 7:37 in the clip... you’ll see what I mean

  • @KenHeslip
    @KenHeslip 5 років тому +195

    When conservatives go low, they can still go lower.

    • @1blessedsavior
      @1blessedsavior 5 років тому +2

      Who knew Hell had so many sub basements?

    • @Fenthule
      @Fenthule 5 років тому

      dungeons. you're looking for the word dungeons lol

    • @Invocated_Agitator
      @Invocated_Agitator 5 років тому

      Hillary screams to embrace incivility. Gets a bomb. Dems cry. Lmao.

    • @fredflintstone2958
      @fredflintstone2958 5 років тому

      Ken Hedlip...good one!

    • @fredflintstone2958
      @fredflintstone2958 5 років тому

      @@1blessedsavior Ha! Good one!

  • @anhedonicauthor
    @anhedonicauthor 5 років тому +18

    7:08 "We made one of those up."
    Honestly I can't tell which. Both sound plausible coming from Fox News.

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 5 років тому +1

      The Klan one actually sounds more plausible, because I can see auto-correct doing that. Like what were they trying to write that it got corrected to "White Power"?

  • @twistedfrannie9311
    @twistedfrannie9311 5 років тому +21

    Just a note, Ted would have spelled the names and States right, the man was crazy but University educated....this bomber, I'm guessing he/she didn't graduate high school...Honestly who can't spell Florida?

    • @Randy-ry9ss
      @Randy-ry9ss 5 років тому +5

      I'm thinking about 70% of the people from Florida.

    • @MultiMolly21
      @MultiMolly21 5 років тому

      Somebody trying to disguise his usual style, instead of his spelling.

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 5 років тому +113

    This is not America! Where is the leader telling the country to calm down and that the FBI, CIA and all other agencies are working to assure us that everything will be taken care of?
    VOTE BLUE 2018!!!!

    • @dariondelrey9176
      @dariondelrey9176 5 років тому +1

      Gwen30 people need to take this into their hands. you need to go

    • @markmcgrath3292
      @markmcgrath3292 5 років тому

      +Gwen You are ignorant, President said that and more, please stop commenting.

    • @dy7023
      @dy7023 5 років тому +5

      What leader??? Have not had one for past two years. The idiot blob in WH only cares for his money and his popularity with the white, low class, uneducated Neonazis base.

    • @gwen3010
      @gwen3010 5 років тому

      @@markmcgrath3292
      He made remarks after this was posted on "The Late Show"! Make a note of the dates please.
      October 26, 2018, 1:24 PM
      Trump calls package bomb threats "despicable" and says they "have no place in our country"
      Share Tweet Reddit Flipboard Email
      Last Updated Oct 26, 2018 1:38 PM EDT
      At the beginning of an event on black leadership, President Trump told the crowd an arrest had been made in the investigation of bombs sent to prominent Democrats and Trump critics.
      "I am pleased to inform you that law enforcement has apprehended the suspect and taken him into custody. It's an incredible job by law enforcement," he said, adding that it was a "special day."
      Just before Mr. Trump was scheduled to deliver remarks for Turning Point USA's black leadership summit at the White House Friday, law enforcement officials arrested 56-year-old Cesar Sayoc in Florida.
      "These terrorizing acts are despicable and have no place in our country," the president said. We must never allow political violence to take root in America. I'm committed to doing everything in my power to stop it," Mr. Trump vowed.
      He also praised U.S. law enforcement for doing "an incredible, incredible job" and called it the "best in the world." And he called on Americans to unify and "show the world we are united in peace and love and harmony."
      Mr. Trump, who condemned political acts of violence from the same room earlier this week, had taken a more heated approach on Twitter, blasting the media for how it has covered his response to the saga.
      "Funny how lowly rated CNN, and others, can criticize me at will, even blaming me for the current spate of Bombs and ridiculously comparing this to September 11th and the Oklahoma City bombing, yet when I criticize them they go wild and scream, 'it's just not Presidential!'"
      In subsequent remarks to the group, Mr. Trump sounded the themes of his campaign, talking about his appeal to African Americans. He reminded the group that when he was running for president, he had asked black Americans to take a chance on him. "'What the hell do you have to lose?' Remember? Remember?" he asked the crowd. African American unemployment has dropped, "the lowest level ever recorded in the history of our country," he declared, to cheers in the room.
      Mr. Trump talked about immigration, saying that illegal immigration is harmful to African American and Hispanic workers because their wages are being depressed. And he brought up the caravan of Central Americans making their way north through Mexico to the U.S.

    • @wkeeters
      @wkeeters 5 років тому

      @Jose Gonzalez lol we will see...

  • @SamanthaKMidnightslip
    @SamanthaKMidnightslip 5 років тому +17

    Stephen is cracking me the hell up these days!!!!

  • @christinapandian7929
    @christinapandian7929 5 років тому +300

    America don’t take this threat lightly. Go and vote them out.

    • @danrg26
      @danrg26 5 років тому

      @aguy654 all trump is doing is Winning boooooyyyyyy

    • @danrg26
      @danrg26 5 років тому

      @aguy654 oh honey you guys tried to convict someone on 30 yrs old allegation lol you can all roth in hell

    • @steveschmengle5622
      @steveschmengle5622 5 років тому +1

      I agree vote out Maxie Pad and 4-eyed Schumer ...Vote Red ... See what these folks are doing?

    • @moiramccleary2413
      @moiramccleary2413 5 років тому

      Steve Schmengle
      You’re in every comment section comrade you on OT.

    • @smoglessmeat
      @smoglessmeat 5 років тому

      Republican seat holder did not do it, if they did. Lets get them out

  • @howielong2835
    @howielong2835 5 років тому +78

    The hat gave it away!

    • @sblack9511
      @sblack9511 5 років тому +1

      What does the hat say? I couldn't read it.

    • @howielong2835
      @howielong2835 5 років тому

      @@sblack9511 The hat in the sketch read- Make America Great Again

    • @sblack9511
      @sblack9511 5 років тому +1

      @@howielong2835 really? I could read the first two words but the remaining i could not verify

    • @howielong2835
      @howielong2835 5 років тому

      @@sblack9511 yes

  • @foofy3406
    @foofy3406 5 років тому +256

    “the situation bodega” lmao

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 5 років тому +14

      putting more clothes on you with his eyes

    • @cabbage4254
      @cabbage4254 5 років тому

      Jillian Brunelli bodega indivijul

    • @fireheat8738
      @fireheat8738 5 років тому

      Please explain joke.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 5 років тому

      @@fireheat8738 the CNN show is "the situation room," except when it's not ...and it becomes a bodega 😂

    • @fochiqui
      @fochiqui 5 років тому

      Kit Coffey I’m dumb and I wanna laugh. Break it down for me.
      Wolf Blitzets show is the situation room
      What is a bodega?
      Why is it the situation bodega

  • @safetylamp1681
    @safetylamp1681 5 років тому +29

    Dear America, please make the right choice in the coming weeks
    From America

  • @downrodeo2112
    @downrodeo2112 5 років тому +4

    Why is this being treated so lightly? This is seriously unsettling

  • @Ramthul
    @Ramthul 5 років тому +11

    Great music, John! The „Bombing Run“ of Final Fantasy VII! I love it!

  • @joebham6108
    @joebham6108 5 років тому +17

    VOTE BLUE VOTE BLUE VOTE BLUE

    • @steveschmengle5622
      @steveschmengle5622 5 років тому

      Vote Red Vote Red

    • @g0679
      @g0679 5 років тому +1

      joeb ham ... I WILL VOTE BLUE
      AND BUCKLE MY SHOE

    • @steveschmengle5622
      @steveschmengle5622 5 років тому

      @@g0679 Certainly you will you watch this loser ColeBert how else would you vote. But no matter I already voted and I canceled your vote. Trump 2020 baby!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +1

      Steve Schmengle Don’t worry, there will be more blue votes to cancel out the red with a net gain.

    • @steveschmengle5622
      @steveschmengle5622 5 років тому

      @@Chunkboi Chernobyl maybe that's possible certainly historically that's been the case. But the hope is the folks on the red side will rally and pull it out. We did it 2016 to keep out Hildy. But we'll see if not we'll deal with it. It'll be wonderful if we kicked blue ass this time too.

  • @freaker126
    @freaker126 5 років тому +53

    Stephen getting funnier and funnier. Can’t help it when your president and America are a joke. 😭

    • @415s30
      @415s30 5 років тому +2

      Yeah it's gone from embarrassing to shameful.

  • @davidellis5141
    @davidellis5141 5 років тому +83

    Wearing MAGA Hat !! LOL !! CNN Anchors kept their cool and stayed on air. Vote Blue Vote Beto !!

    • @nathanielyee2535
      @nathanielyee2535 5 років тому +2

      @Anon 1 The only thing that's irrefutable is your inability to post a coherent comment.

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 5 років тому +1

      Vote Nelson and Gillum!

  • @popslifeaspopo3881
    @popslifeaspopo3881 5 років тому

    Im crying!!😂😂😂😂😂Colbert and SNL = Levity in our greatest hour of need!

  • @rjonboy7608
    @rjonboy7608 5 років тому +10

    Anyone remember the Anthrax letters at the beginning of the Iraq war? The one nobody wanted but is still going on?

    • @nathanielyee2535
      @nathanielyee2535 5 років тому +1

      No because I was 4 but I certainly know of them.

    • @destroya3303
      @destroya3303 5 років тому +1

      The Anthrax was another false flag

  • @adityaagrawal5385
    @adityaagrawal5385 5 років тому +77

    Trump 2020! Red Wave!

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 років тому

      He will get impeached in 2 more years.

    • @suzesiviter6083
      @suzesiviter6083 5 років тому +2

      Dream on, you must be a dreamer.

    • @pizzaman1891
      @pizzaman1891 5 років тому

      Why?

    • @catdog605
      @catdog605 5 років тому +2

      Because the one reading a script sounds so different than the one rallying it must be a fake president.

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 5 років тому +1

      Pence will have the same policies. But he can be more presidential than T, we can give him that.

  • @japrogramer
    @japrogramer 5 років тому +12

    "Theirs good people on both sides, very good people." Trump, when suspect is apprehended.

  • @samimotaghedi
    @samimotaghedi 5 років тому +179

    Vote guys!

    • @simone4993
      @simone4993 5 років тому

      Sami ..Your smokin 🔥
      and yes agreed get out and vote ...the future of the country is at hand

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 5 років тому +3

      The thing is, you’re going to have to vote whatever isn’t republican in order to make an impact so the EC doesn’t blow your votes off. They blew off 3000000 so you’re going to have to do a bunch better this time and in 2020

    • @simone4993
      @simone4993 5 років тому +1

      Agreed Jack Kemp lost in court today and now has to return those he threw off the voter rolls.....
      what the hell has happened as a country when scurrilous
      underhanded politicians can both run for office and be head chair of the election commission.in there own fuckin state .It is a crime to prevent your right to vote by anybody...and this is what so many scared shitless rebubs are trying to do.
      Tyranny is just beyond the horizon after Nov 6th election...
      dont let them scare you or tell you ...you can't vote....show up stand up and be counted and vote its your right...stay there and do not walk away..
      from your voting stations
      love to all ...please vote ...dont be afraid.

    • @airportchronicles199
      @airportchronicles199 5 років тому +2

      I have, Republican

    • @simone4993
      @simone4993 5 років тому

      Awesome Bundycamp

  • @rostamr4096
    @rostamr4096 5 років тому +13

    You are the best..Stephen.

  • @briankoski2532
    @briankoski2532 5 років тому +8

    The 'bomb truck' goes to the Bronx.
    Lol.

  • @frankewanmale4067
    @frankewanmale4067 5 років тому +1

    putting on more cloths on you with his eyes. LOL!

  • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
    @Rainy-In-The-Desert 5 років тому +1

    Hehehe, I love this show. I get such a kick out of Colbert and his impressions!

  • @kh2freek
    @kh2freek 5 років тому +7

    That was some of the most biting humor I've ever seen televised. Goddamn Stephen don't play no games

  • @tonymontana-wd9hv
    @tonymontana-wd9hv 5 років тому +14

    Isn’t it weird that this happened after trump said he was a nationalist. Strange

    • @suzesiviter6083
      @suzesiviter6083 5 років тому

      No, why strange?, do you even know what a nationalist is?

    • @tonymontana-wd9hv
      @tonymontana-wd9hv 5 років тому

      Suzy Siviter I know the term , ok give the spin on it

  • @cherbear1996
    @cherbear1996 5 років тому

    Thank you for bringing us laughter Stephen in such a messed up time🤣🤣

  • @xxx6555
    @xxx6555 5 років тому +3

    6:43 a classic example of the famous Freudian slip

  • @summasummarum183
    @summasummarum183 5 років тому +8

    Not to be all metaphysical and all but recently the United States has become proof that you truly can create your own reality.

  • @EnemyToad
    @EnemyToad 5 років тому +4

    Final Fantasy VII OST “bombing mission” baseline at 0:32

  • @normal1011
    @normal1011 5 років тому

    Thanks for being so transparent

  • @thinklex
    @thinklex 5 років тому +7

    I agree wholeheartedly, Stephen!

  • @timlonggone
    @timlonggone 5 років тому +31

    Seriously I’m so pissed at this whole mess 🗳🗳🗳🗳

    • @geoffbaumgartner5335
      @geoffbaumgartner5335 5 років тому

      So am I. Why are they moving on to lottery talk?
      This isn't a serious enough story after tRump has practically begged someone to do this for weeks?

    • @HealthyPlanet
      @HealthyPlanet 5 років тому +1

      Yeah. This is a healthy and normal feeling to have

    • @timlonggone
      @timlonggone 5 років тому

      Deborah Marchant
      thank you Deborah

    • @HealthyPlanet
      @HealthyPlanet 5 років тому +1

      Tim Long
      Thank you for having and sharing your valid and an important emotion of anger.

    • @jameswormsley460
      @jameswormsley460 5 років тому +1

      oof womp womp

  • @bookwormsurfer
    @bookwormsurfer 5 років тому +1

    What do drumpf and pumpkins have in common? Orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and dumped in November.

    • @maineyor5343
      @maineyor5343 5 років тому +1

      wooooooooo BULLS EYE!! lol

  • @victorhawkins3461
    @victorhawkins3461 5 років тому

    Smothered and covered...you go, Jon!!!

  • @MrBoondock1
    @MrBoondock1 5 років тому +24

    Trump could make a disaster with thousands injured and make it all about himself and his 2016 run.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 5 років тому +2

      He has done that with several hurricanes already.

  • @Cheo.M
    @Cheo.M 5 років тому +2

    Situation bodega 😂

  • @BLACKPANTHER-ws5or
    @BLACKPANTHER-ws5or 5 років тому +159

    #voteblue and get rid of the chief liar and distractor and his puppets and clowns here and abroad @just do it November.

    • @NTJedi
      @NTJedi 5 років тому +3

      @MAD GRABBER Many recent democrats use to feel the same way... you can watch why they changed their mind by searching UA-cam for #WalkAway

    • @jeiku5314
      @jeiku5314 5 років тому +7

      NTJedi
      You mean the hashtag powered by Russian bots?

    • @NTJedi
      @NTJedi 5 років тому +4

      @ These are UA-cam videos of people describing their journey away from Democrats to show they're not russian bots. Thousands of people not bots if you're brave enough to hear why they left the democrat party.

    • @magicmc23
      @magicmc23 5 років тому

      Please learn how to discern.

    • @carlforbes1839
      @carlforbes1839 5 років тому

      The Democrats are already losing in early voting . Let's keep voting red , vote red vote jobs vote blue vote violent mobs

  • @ShannonJacobs0
    @ShannonJacobs0 5 років тому +10

    I think whenever they talk about the winner of the lottery, they should talk about the total losses, too. I looked it up. For that $1.6 billion winner there were roughly $4.8 billion in ticket sales. Not sure how much went to prizes, but the only real winners were the guys who pocketed other people's money for running the scam.

    • @GraphicalRanger
      @GraphicalRanger 5 років тому

      Lottery, tax on the stupids?

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 5 років тому

      That's how gambling works - the house always wins.
      If you would point out, how much money the lottery makes for basically taking money, rolling some numbers and redistributing less than half of it - it would look like a total scam, because it is a total scam.

  • @AWARHERO
    @AWARHERO 5 років тому +7

    Coming from the guy that has no respect for anyone. Vote Corporal Bonespur out of office....

  • @zaroffhound
    @zaroffhound 5 років тому +6

    Another attack. This calls for Captain Crass, Irony Man, The White Widow, The Incredible Pence, Loki Trump, Batmunch and Doctor Strained. Marvel, D.C., and Mad Magazine have started work on saving the world...

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому

      And who can save us? Spider-Mueller, maybe?

  • @845835
    @845835 5 років тому +9

    It is crazy enough that there is someone doing this but leave it to the hardcore Right to one up this crazy by attempting to dismiss it as a Democrat black flag.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +1

      James Schrader or they are checking up on Trump critics because they are potential targets of this bomber, and the sooner they intercept the bombs, the more likely they are to get an EOD tech on them and get them disarmed.

  • @bondiniravioli1141
    @bondiniravioli1141 5 років тому +3

    Hahaha! Gotta protect BubbaGump Shrimp at all cost lol.. Jesus he is funny..

  • @JohnHolt1111
    @JohnHolt1111 5 років тому +37

    Lincoln sounds a lot like God . ;)

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 5 років тому

    I got a lot of laughs from this segment. Comedy equals tragedy plus proximity.

  • @kingreef2160
    @kingreef2160 5 років тому

    LMAO it cracked me with the Bronx

  • @LeBassisteRouge
    @LeBassisteRouge 5 років тому +3

    Loved the sketch of the bomber.

  • @Dragonk116
    @Dragonk116 5 років тому +4

    I'm so glad they didn't send a bomb to you too, can't live without my daily dose of Colbert

    • @pizzaman1891
      @pizzaman1891 5 років тому +2

      Stop, please read correct script. Orange man bad😵

    • @lumen8341
      @lumen8341 5 років тому +1

      Pizzaman's 30th defensive comment lol

    • @nathanielyee2535
      @nathanielyee2535 5 років тому

      @@pizzaman1891 Yes, keep drinking that right wing kool aid like a good little trumptard.

    • @pizzaman1891
      @pizzaman1891 5 років тому

      @@nathanielyee2535 orange man bad 😵

    • @nathanielyee2535
      @nathanielyee2535 5 років тому

      @@pizzaman1891 Just like alt right loser pretending to be liberal and failing hard.
      Last time I checked trolls were supposed to be clever, try harder.

  • @blakehite6485
    @blakehite6485 5 років тому

    That piano bit at 0:40 tho. Don't know what has changed this week at the show but I'm digging it!