"...Not only a horrible person.. but a moron." Somewhere, Eric just stood bolt upright, pointed at the TV and screamed "I did not mail those! You take that back!"
It's not Guadalajara, though it kinda sounds like that, they are not that far yet. Could be Huixtla, but I'm not sure. Still I'm laughing each time I see the videos XD
Because they haven't caught this fucker yet, and congress is full of spineless cowards too terrified to admit they might've made excuses for a terror enabler.
Here's a scary thought...maybe they make you believe your sane, when in reality that have made you insane. If you actually think they're funny, then you have definitely flown over the cuckoo's nest
Adox Artist Same with me! I finally was able to laugh some while viewing this and Colbert's segment now. I am so upset about the horrid news, especially so much about the pipe bombs madness of late! Yikes!
Adox Artist, if you haven't already, you should definitely check out Randy Rainbow's political parody interviews/musicals. He has a UA-cam channel. They're fucking hilarious, and the guy is ridiculously talented: ua-cam.com/users/Tday4U
I’ll never understand conservatives hating on liberals because they care about things like equality for all people and being a decent human being. aren’t those values everyone should have?
But there's only a finite supply of civility in the world, and you can't give it to brown people or women without taking it away from white men. (PS I don't actually believe this)
Ian Lee X I’m not a conservative but to the best of my knowledge, it’s because they strongly disagree with liberals about abortion and the very religious ones are brainwashed into thinking that liberals want to wipe out Christianity.
@@JSythe I'm a conservative but I keep my personal opinions to myself. I changed my political party and I am no longer a republican since trump got elected. I would never commit violence, although trump,the corruptions and his cult really make me angry.
That's true that Clippy is morally bankrupt, but at this point he would probably be a better president, at least he knows all the words and would never write something stupid like "covfefe"
@@Nitro44413 On the screen it said Huixtla, in the southernmost state of Chiapas. Not sure where the Mexico City assertion comes from. (Weextla would be pronounciation)
5:27 "they've intercepted many ppl from the middle east... good ones and bad ones... etc" Trump is like the student who needs to write a 1000 word report and doesnt have that many points so just rephrases the same thing in different words
Except he usually rephrases them in the same words. "People from the middle east.. good ones and bad one.. people from south america.. good ones and bad ones.. people from even further south.. good penguins and bad penguins".. tremendous!
I live in Chile and further south, you can find the Penguins! Is he talking about those kind of wonderful species trying to immigrate to America? No way...
If you go further south from South America and then keep going all the way through Antarctica, you eventually get to Australia, so I guess he was talking about those darn Australian immigrants who come up through South America via Antarctica :P
Who cares what it's called most of Mexican towns are shitholes and that isn't even my opinion that's the opinion of a lady that came from Merida Mexico and moved to Florida!
@Rand Name He was talking out of his ass and clearly looked clueless as he spoke. Come on. Do your eyes deceive you every time he comes on screen just because he's your God?
Well clearly we have much to fear from South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands! Who knows what the inhabitants* of Stromness have planned! *Nobody lives in Stromness South Georgia, it's too bloody cold.
There is absolutely NOTHING funny about any of this. Note to politicians...GROW UP already! We the normal people simply want to have a life and don't care about your shenanigans.
Watching t'rump struggle through the prepared statements on the teleprompter is like watching a slightly illiterate child who has to read a book report as punishment for cheating on a test.
It doesn't matter how dumb Trump looks... The only thing that matters is... VOTE!... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would check out my acoustic piano & vocal covers of PURPLE RAIN by Prince and PRAYING FOR TIME by George Michael on my channel in tribute to 2 of the greatest singer-songwriters of all time. Live acoustic with no autotune or digital editing. Thanks and peace.
Ever since Trump took office this country has been going further and further down the drain...we are the laughing stock of the world. Please for the love of America and everything it used to stand for, VOTE this November. If this is just 2 years I dont think we can survive another 2 years...America is better than this.
@Radspakr Wolfbane The brainless rhetoric you guys spew! Remember the angry mob of racists in South Carolina with their tiki torches? Is that what you're talking about? Wake up and stop spewing more of Trump's garbage. I guess you condone bombs being sent to people Trump has expressly talked negatively about, right? Why have angry mobs when you can have deluded terrorists doing the president's bidding?
You mean you don't watch all the news programs? You only watch the one that feeds you opinions you already have? C'mon now, I watch all the news, whether I like it or not, to stay informed. Kinda said you only get yours from one source. Very uninformed you must be.
Well South-South America ofcourse. Maybe Trump found Atlantis there and noticed a lot of refugees coming, who were about to drown in the sunken city? How dare they don't want to drown!!!!
I remember thinking that there would never be a worse President than George W. Bush. I was wrong. In comparison to Trump, he doesn't look that bad anymore, does he? Great job, America.
It’s because trump thinks that Central America is South America. I know it’s convenient to forget, but Central America is North America. These are North Americans. Not that it really matters one way or the other. It’s only slightly better than semantics... but why do we find the need to create so many imaginary divides between us. We need to break down the ones already in place. These are our neighbours. They are humans. They need help.
Helping people is never a purely political thing for normal humans. The amount of effort given may be influenced by politics but the goal of helping people is not influenced.
Sorry, but Central America is a real place all of its own. Mexico is in North America, but Honduras, Guatemala, El Salvador, Belize, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama have their own continent, and it's called, creatively enough, Central America.
@Nikolas P. Carter : OK, try telling me that they aren't human. Try telling me we shouldn't try to honestly love our neighbors. I loved these people before the "Caravan" became hot news. It's not a political thing for me, as it is for you not to love them. No, I never served in Iraq on behalf of the Banks and Oil Companies, but I live in Central America, speak Spanish (not as well as I speak English), and I have a Central American girlfriend whom I think I might love enough to marry sometime soon. These are good people, most of them. Their blood is the same color as yours, even if their skin isn't. Do you belong to a Brown-Eyed supremacist group? I mean, why should skin color matter more than eye color, or hair color. Only the fascist believers in a Master Race wanted blue eyed, blonde, white skinned people; are you one of "them"? Some of them run drugs, but then trump launders money from drug cartels so what's the big deal? MS-13 is alive and, unfortunately, doing especially well in Mexico, which is in North America. There are other gang problems, especially in Honduras and El Salvador, but also in Texas, Illinois, Florida, New York, and California. And in every other state that has a big city with a large low income population. Most of the cocaine and related drugs are axtually made in Columbia, which is in South America. But the heart of the drug "problem" is the drug consumers, and far and away most of them live in the Unites States of (North) America. So don't get all prissy and tell me I need to be military to get "toughened up" so I can hate other kinds of people. And, by the way, although I could quote lots of scripture supporting my argument and rather, well, leveling yours, I am a Nichiren Buddhist, not a Christian or a Jew. Nichiren Buddhists love other (colors of) people without being threatened with going to hell if they don't.
Is that the only part of the speech they told you that he said he was a naturalist you f---ing idiot or did you listen to the whole speech and have him explain how he loves America in the American people and put America first dumbass
@free thinker here You clearly haven;t being paying attention to history. Nationalism is built upon ignorance and has been proven repeatedly that it brings out the worse in people i.e. Japanese interment camps, the rise of nazism, Juche.
@Doven Ro Galus Its been proven historically that bad things come as a result of nationalism and nothing good has come out of it. He's by no means cherry picking. "The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them." -George Orwell "Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind." -Albert Einstein
@@americanmade1004 Trump only loves himself and his own interests. If Russia benefits him he loves it. If ted cruz is against him he's lying Ted. If he helps him he's beautiful Ted.
@@223Drone lol it's also been historically proven that bad things come as a result of socialism & communism, so let's go in that direction instead, right? you really think communism can't function without it's own form of nationalism too? heh
There will be no guy because it was a team of people who work for the Democrats that staged it lol. False flag right in time for the mid-terms. Eat up the media lies, you NPCs.
Trump will put "his best people" on it. You can tell Trump doesn't like having to tone down his rhetoric because of this. On the bright side, Trump will have someone to blame for Republicans doing poorly in the midterms.
Is there a bus from any bus stations I am familiar with (N. Laredo, Monterrey, San Luis Potosi, Queretaro, Celaya, Salvatierra, Moroleon, Morelia) that goes to Washfu Dah?
I give him a break. He wasn't trying to say Mexico City. He was trying to say Huixtla. Sure, he's really off from the actual pronunciation, but I'm pretty sure he's never seen that City's name before. It's pronounced like weesla. And even if he got that first part right, he would probably say the -la part like law anyway, because it's not a name based in English.
Just making sure that McConnell sticks to eating food that his Bible allows him to eat...you know..no pork or shellfish...were those mixed fibres he was wearing?
pretty sure trump chose Russia when it came to election meddling, North Korea when it came to denuclearization talks, and Saudi Arabia over the murder of an American resident. When did he choose America? Probably when he was choosing who to screw over with his pointless trade war, now needing a $12 billion bailout and plenty of americans are going to lose their farms
haha yes your land mass is nothing more than our dumping ground white people caused these problems so please take our poor and huddled masses and take cares of them so we don't need to be burdened by the mess of the white man.
@@willlabrecque5773 left his reply, proud of himself. "I sure showed that LIBTARD!" he whispered to an empty room. It almost helped him compensate for his crippling sense of inferiority. Almost.
@@willlabrecque5773 frowned, being fully aware of his extreme hypochrisy. Using the power of Deflection he accused someone else of the exact thing he himself was guilty of. "No, I am the good guy here," he lied to himself. A cockroach crawled across the floor.
Actually its scary when you actually watch it in context. Scary that they can try to reach for a joke like that. Lou was screwing around and seth had to reach. Sound funny on the face unless you actually saw the whole episode.
In fairness to Lou Dobbs, I think he was trying to say Guadalajara. He can't help being an old, privileged, talking head that can't think for him self a so trips over the "foreign" words on the teleprompter.
@@dannya.2616 I think the hair dye has addled Dobbs' motor functions and critical thinking, his hair used to be lighter when he was on CNN, i.e. wisps of grey.
So the Mastermind who did that has issues with spelling?. Well, that reduce the number of suspects to one and the searching radius just around Pennsylvania Ave in WA.DC.
Hates democrats, hates CNN, hates H Clinton, hates Obama, can't spell. That reminds me of someone, can't think of his name. Hmm... he's got orange skin and yellow hair
And recently a guy from my state was arrested for groping a woman on an airline, and his defense was "The president says it's okay." ... I mean, he's not /incorrect/, but...
I want to see the caravan of penguins!!!!! Antarctica's the only place further south than South America, so that's all he could be talking about with that claim, so show me the penguins Trump!
Maybe they've walked from Australia and N.Z ..swam across to Antarctica..walked across there, and THEN to South America...continuing up to the U.S. That means they would have come from way WAAY down south...Uhhmmm....? ....
**Uh...while at least two species of Penguins use the South Pole for the purpose of protecting helpless chicksfrom predators...they don't actually live there year-round**
@imat Roll it works. But people have to do something extreme first, or imitate UA-cam staffers. Some folks for example have been banned for threatening to shoot their countrymen on other political pieces. Been on the recieving end of that a few times while trying to have an honest debate. :( Very discouraging, but... keep on keeping on, right? As for moderator, if he's anything but legit, it's probably the last time you'll see him. Give em 2 days to a week, cause you bet your ass I did. Probably goes around trying to scam or trick people, or get their logins with a name like that.
I'm just curious, Trump said that in the caravans there are some middle easterners. He did know that middle eastern countries are in different continent, right? Does he think middle eastern is somewhere in America continent?
You have heard of those new fangled inventions called Aeroplanes. People get in these machines and are transported as if by magic through the air from one Continent to another within a matter of hours
Yes I do believe you are correct old chap. These ''Ships'' even have similar magical ''Engines'' that propel them through the water and no longer need sails made of canvas. Some of these ''Ships'' can transport 2000 passengers in extreme comfort. Why don't these Hondurans just jump on a ''Ship'' or an ''Aeroplane'' and arrive in America in style. Maybe they are just the adventurous types who prefer the struggle so they have a good story to tell when they eventually arrive. Although I did hear rumours that some people from Africa were so keen to vacation in Europe they practically swan the entire Mediterranean until some spoil sport on a ''Ship'' hauled them out of the water.
@weinzard. Did you know that you can fly in an airplane from the Middle East (or any where in the world) to Central America or Mexico? Nice place to then join the caravan...UNDETECTED! Right? Think like a criminal and you will start to see the point here.
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 : Just writing to tell you I am amused by your screen name. The news is so bad these days I always appreciate a good chuckle. Thanks.
Look, I know it's a joke, but Lou Dobbs was probably trying to pronounce Huixtla, which if you look at the top left corner at 4:33, is the name of the city where this is being reported on.
I live in southern CA and it is always interesting to see how alarmed people from other states are about the southern border. You'd think that we're living in Somalia or the border between Syria and Turkey. Just come down here and see for yourself. Don't believe what people say (or the President for that matter). And two, most of the illegal immigrants in this country today come from Asian countries and they arrive by plane and overstay their visas. I know, it is not as dramatic as seeing disenfranchised people walking in southern Mexico, but that's the reality today. As for Minnesota, really people? I've been to MN and hopefully I will never visit that state in my life. That's all I have to say about it and I hope I am not insulting anybody.
All the mispelling, all bold caps,sloppy packaging, etc make it look like the bomber was a kid. Hope it isn't Baron. Killing hid dads enemies. He knows what is going on...
Thank God your back! Please stop going away randomly every few weeks!! It's extremely unsettling not to have the favourite late night shows on when everything is crazy.
Well according to USA Today, they stopped to rest in a little city just inside Mexico near the Guatemalan border called Huixtla. I’d have trouble with that one my first try, too, honestly. If he’s not talking about that one.... no idea
"...Not only a horrible person.. but a moron."
Somewhere, Eric just stood bolt upright, pointed at the TV and screamed "I did not mail those! You take that back!"
Hahahaha!!!
Perfect!!! Although the spelling on the envelope points to drumpf himself.
"It couldn't be me, Donnie never lets me mail stuff! He says I'm not supposed to lick all of the glue off of the magic paper pocket."
😂😂😂
"Father, nooooooooooo!"
hahaha that lou dobbs clip made my night 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've been trying to figure out which city he was actually referring to, unsuccessfully though.
Watzledaa
@@elahuigmail the name of the City is Guadalajara
Huautla?
It's not Guadalajara, though it kinda sounds like that, they are not that far yet. Could be Huixtla, but I'm not sure. Still I'm laughing each time I see the videos XD
Just a thought from an outsider: Isn't incitement to murder/violence/terrorism a criminal offence in the USA? If so, why isn't Trump under arrest?
Because they haven't caught this fucker yet, and congress is full of spineless cowards too terrified to admit they might've made excuses for a terror enabler.
ORANGE MAN LEADS TERRORIST , VOTE BLUE
He also isn't being held accountable for all his other crimes... yet.
Seriously, Seth, you and Trevor Noah and Stephen Colbert are the only reason I'm keeping sane during this presidency. THANK you!
Here's a scary thought...maybe they make you believe your sane, when in reality that have made you insane. If you actually think they're funny, then you have definitely flown over the cuckoo's nest
Adox Artist You're right!! If it wasn't for them I think I'd have lost my sanity.At least the humorous helps.
Adox Artist Same with me! I finally was able to laugh some while viewing this and Colbert's segment now. I am so upset about the horrid news, especially so much about the pipe bombs madness of late! Yikes!
You're all weak. "Keeping me sane" pathetic lol
Adox Artist, if you haven't already, you should definitely check out Randy Rainbow's political parody interviews/musicals. He has a UA-cam channel. They're fucking hilarious, and the guy is ridiculously talented: ua-cam.com/users/Tday4U
I’ll never understand conservatives hating on liberals because they care about things like equality for all people and being a decent human being. aren’t those values everyone should have?
American conservatives follow a very selfish and fearful ideology.
But there's only a finite supply of civility in the world, and you can't give it to brown people or women without taking it away from white men.
(PS I don't actually believe this)
Ian Lee X I’m not a conservative but to the best of my knowledge, it’s because they strongly disagree with liberals about abortion and the very religious ones are brainwashed into thinking that liberals want to wipe out Christianity.
@@brainflash1 In another era, I would've said you are being sarcastic to make a point, but I can't be sure anymore.
So...are you?
@@JSythe I'm a conservative but I keep my personal opinions to myself. I changed my political party and I am no longer a republican since trump got elected. I would never commit violence, although trump,the corruptions and his cult really make me angry.
"Washgleblah" is the new "Balegdeh"
Restore the blood flow back into the brain.just genius
I can't believe how this guy tiny mushroom head Trump talks!
by a spied genius. 📡 revealed by DT very soon. believe him on this.
when life can be frightening and comical at the same time
Further south than South America?
I guess they've been intercepting a lot of... penguins?
Antartica ?
There roams the earth armed terrorist penguins people! Beware!
blargy72 I've heard that minority penguin groups - fairy penguins - have been oppressed by the emperor penguins. Take them in!
Maybe there's a mad scientist who has his base on an island in Tierra del Fuego
I’m crying with laughter, then I remember this is actually happening... Lord have mercy!
If Dobbs had been speaking in tongues, he would have gotten the location more accurately. . .
Clippy for President 2020.
I will make sure everything is politically and grammatically correct.
Well.. it would be spelled correctly and grammatically correct, Clippy is just as morally bankrupt. It will say anything you tell it.
Btrackx so there wouldn’t be any changes other than proper use of the English language? /:
That's true that Clippy is morally bankrupt, but at this point he would probably be a better president, at least he knows all the words and would never write something stupid like "covfefe"
4:38 When you skip Spanish and History class
What the hell was he trying to say? Walhidaaaa?
Whaaaaaat? Omg
😆😂😂😂😃
@@Nitro44413 On the screen it said Huixtla, in the southernmost state of Chiapas. Not sure where the Mexico City assertion comes from. (Weextla would be pronounciation)
Napoleon I Bonaparte thank you for marking the time! This clip is now my happy place LOL
5:27 "they've intercepted many ppl from the middle east... good ones and bad ones... etc"
Trump is like the student who needs to write a 1000 word report and doesnt have that many points so just rephrases the same thing in different words
Except he usually rephrases them in the same words. "People from the middle east.. good ones and bad one.. people from south america.. good ones and bad ones.. people from even further south.. good penguins and bad penguins".. tremendous!
I live in Chile and further south, you can find the Penguins! Is he talking about those kind of wonderful species trying to immigrate to America? No way...
If you go further south from South America and then keep going all the way through Antarctica, you eventually get to Australia, so I guess he was talking about those darn Australian immigrants who come up through South America via Antarctica :P
America can't let them in.
When the penguins are sent to the US, they're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good penguins.
Viva Chile, mierda!
Wait you want me to believe that you have electricity in Chile?
You never know...those penguins could be an ices terrorist group.
I don't know if I'm laughing through the crying or crying through the laughing 😂😭
thanks Seth .. a Closer Look right before bedtime keeps me sane .
why do you go to sleep so early?
Probably lives on the East Coast or some other continent. That or an abnormal sleep schedule.
Ricky OldBoy durr...
For me in Australia its a morning ritual to hear about your crazy president
@@shorthumorclips3525 Haha. You must be Murican.
Never been to Gathllldaa Mexico. Heard it's real nice.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you spelled it out! Niiiice!
Greg Vetter . . You don't need teeth to pronounce it so it's perfect for the #deplorabombers 😃🤣
They have the best tacos.
Jajajaja saludos desde Gathllldaa, Mexico.
Wonder if the have tacos there. Cuz I could eat a few of those right now
Is now in the Mexican city of 'hwalkladah.'
hwalkladah! Took our jobs! Derka der!
The right wing...
Who cares what it's called most of Mexican towns are shitholes and that isn't even my opinion that's the opinion of a lady that came from Merida Mexico and moved to Florida!
@@avader5 I'm calling bullshit! There's no way a Mexican moves to Florida and doesn't get lynched, immediately. :'D
Further south than south america... good god this guy doesn't even know geography
That was hilarious. Only the best schools. This is the geography taught at tRump U. Clear why tRump loves the uneducated, he are one.
Rand Name Ok, which countries then?
@Rand Name He was talking out of his ass and clearly looked clueless as he spoke. Come on. Do your eyes deceive you every time he comes on screen just because he's your God?
Well clearly we have much to fear from South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands! Who knows what the inhabitants* of Stromness have planned!
*Nobody lives in Stromness South Georgia, it's too bloody cold.
@Rand Name I have no idea whose more of an idiot, the president, or you for that moronic defense.
There is absolutely NOTHING funny about any of this. Note to politicians...GROW UP already! We the normal people simply want to have a life and don't care about your shenanigans.
Thanks for your work, such solid coverage!
Oh help we are being invaded by Anarcticans
If you think about it, that would explain why that lady thinks that the migrants would take her Minnesota lake house in the winter.
mind blown!!
The penguins are coming,The Penguins are coming!!! LOL!!!🤗
I personally welcome our new penguin overlords.
WIlliam Dusseau you kids are hysterical here on the UA-cam!!
Watching t'rump struggle through the prepared statements on the teleprompter is like watching a slightly illiterate child who has to read a book report as punishment for cheating on a test.
Good analogy
The statement about people coming from further south than South America came when he *wasn't* reading from a teleprompter.
Almost as much fun as watching Pelosi trying to speak.
It doesn't matter how dumb Trump looks... The only thing that matters is... VOTE!... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would check out my acoustic piano & vocal covers of PURPLE RAIN by Prince and PRAYING FOR TIME by George Michael on my channel in tribute to 2 of the greatest singer-songwriters of all time. Live acoustic with no autotune or digital editing. Thanks and peace.
@@toddnoble1936,
What the what? You're not the sharpest fish in the sky, are ya buddy?
2:34 I love it when Seth laughs at his own jokes, lol
Ever since Trump took office this country has been going further and further down the drain...we are the laughing stock of the world. Please for the love of America and everything it used to stand for, VOTE this November. If this is just 2 years I dont think we can survive another 2 years...America is better than this.
i wish i was an american to vote RED!!!
dumb american blame everything on orange man... Obama was a bigger joker so was Bush and Bill lol what a string of celebrity clowns hahaha
@Radspakr Wolfbane The brainless rhetoric you guys spew! Remember the angry mob of racists in South Carolina with their tiki torches? Is that what you're talking about? Wake up and stop spewing more of Trump's garbage. I guess you condone bombs being sent to people Trump has expressly talked negatively about, right? Why have angry mobs when you can have deluded terrorists doing the president's bidding?
@@flypig698 What are you smoking? Crack?
Radspakr Wolfbane Oh please. Stop trying to flip the script. Trump preaches violence on the daily so your lies and trickery ain’t going to work.
I had to pause the video during the Lou Dobbs part, because I was laughing that hard. My Lord, that's one of your news anchors, Fox News?
I just keep wondering what on earth was he trying to pronounce?!
Lmao 😂
You mean you don't watch all the news programs? You only watch the one that feeds you opinions you already have? C'mon now, I watch all the news, whether I like it or not, to stay informed. Kinda said you only get yours from one source. Very uninformed you must be.
I voted yesterday BLUE ALL THE WAY ..I VOTED NOW IT'S YOUR TURN . LET'S GO PEOPLE
Tracy Dupree...I pity you fool....
Do you even know who you voted for or did you vote blue because late night talk show hosts and celebrities told you to?
Did the same last Friday, and so did my 19 year old son who was voting for the first time.
If you vote democrat, you're a fucking idiot.
@@buckshort9282 No, you are an Idiot... !!!! no No No... YOU are an Idiot... NO... YOU ... Are an Idiot... No you.... ! USA you"re fucked up
More south than South America....
What? The South Pole???
The muslims and the mexican drug lords are joining forces with the penguins. Said penguins are pissed at the US for the disregard of climate change.
Well South-South America ofcourse. Maybe Trump found Atlantis there and noticed a lot of refugees coming, who were about to drown in the sunken city? How dare they don't want to drown!!!!
Yup. Balmy, sun shiny, South Pole. Ebony and Ivory, minding their own business, then deciding on being snowbirds. Hope their Amex cards are current!
Gentoo penguins are smuggling meths into America through the caravan obviously
Antarticans are coming for our jobs! I suppose they'll want us to speech Antarticish and teach it in our schools.
Let this be a lesson to everyone, don't ever feel unqualified to apply for a job you want.
I remember thinking that there would never be a worse President than George W. Bush. I was wrong. In comparison to Trump, he doesn't look that bad anymore, does he? Great job, America.
How has the presidency of Donald Trump affected you personally?
It’s because trump thinks that Central America is South America.
I know it’s convenient to forget, but Central America is North America. These are North Americans.
Not that it really matters one way or the other. It’s only slightly better than semantics... but why do we find the need to create so many imaginary divides between us. We need to break down the ones already in place. These are our neighbours. They are humans. They need help.
@Nikolas P. Carter Another rant from an inhuman MAGAT.
You represent the hate well little boy.
Helping people is never a purely political thing for normal humans. The amount of effort given may be influenced by politics but the goal of helping people is not influenced.
Sorry, but Central America is a real place all of its own. Mexico is in North America, but Honduras, Guatemala, El Salvador, Belize, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama have their own continent, and it's called, creatively enough, Central America.
Guapo viejo I know it’s a place :) but it isn’t a continent
@Nikolas P. Carter : OK, try telling me that they aren't human. Try telling me we shouldn't try to honestly love our neighbors. I loved these people before the "Caravan" became hot news. It's not a political thing for me, as it is for you not to love them.
No, I never served in Iraq on behalf of the Banks and Oil Companies, but I live in Central America, speak Spanish (not as well as I speak English), and I have a Central American girlfriend whom I think I might love enough to marry sometime soon.
These are good people, most of them.
Their blood is the same color as yours, even if their skin isn't. Do you belong to a Brown-Eyed supremacist group? I mean, why should skin color matter more than eye color, or hair color. Only the fascist believers in a Master Race wanted blue eyed, blonde, white skinned people; are you one of "them"?
Some of them run drugs, but then trump launders money from drug cartels so what's the big deal?
MS-13 is alive and, unfortunately, doing especially well in Mexico, which is in North America. There are other gang problems, especially in Honduras and El Salvador, but also in Texas, Illinois, Florida, New York, and California. And in every other state that has a big city with a large low income population.
Most of the cocaine and related drugs are axtually made in Columbia, which is in South America.
But the heart of the drug "problem" is the drug consumers, and far and away most of them live in the Unites States of (North) America.
So don't get all prissy and tell me I need to be military to get "toughened up" so I can hate other kinds of people.
And, by the way, although I could quote lots of scripture supporting my argument and rather, well, leveling yours, I am a Nichiren Buddhist, not a Christian or a Jew.
Nichiren Buddhists love other (colors of) people without being threatened with going to hell if they don't.
Can we please get more of Seth trying to do the Minnesota accent? That was the best part but so short lived
Trump states he is a Nationalist.....Cool, so were Mussolini, Stalin and Hitler. Great role models Republicans..
Is that the only part of the speech they told you that he said he was a naturalist you f---ing idiot or did you listen to the whole speech and have him explain how he loves America in the American people and put America first dumbass
@free thinker here You clearly haven;t being paying attention to history. Nationalism is built upon ignorance and has been proven repeatedly that it brings out the worse in people i.e. Japanese interment camps, the rise of nazism, Juche.
@Doven Ro Galus Its been proven historically that bad things come as a result of nationalism and nothing good has come out of it. He's by no means cherry picking.
"The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them."
-George Orwell
"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."
-Albert Einstein
@@americanmade1004 Trump only loves himself and his own interests. If Russia benefits him he loves it. If ted cruz is against him he's lying Ted. If he helps him he's beautiful Ted.
@@223Drone lol it's also been historically proven that bad things come as a result of socialism & communism, so let's go in that direction instead, right? you really think communism can't function without it's own form of nationalism too? heh
I hope they catch this guy fast.
Well we know his address: 1600 Pennsylvania avenue. So we'll probably end-up accusing Cuba and invading them instead.
Me too :-(
There will be no guy because it was a team of people who work for the Democrats that staged it lol. False flag right in time for the mid-terms. Eat up the media lies, you NPCs.
Trump will put "his best people" on it. You can tell Trump doesn't like having to tone down his rhetoric because of this. On the bright side, Trump will have someone to blame for Republicans doing poorly in the midterms.
+hevquip You're about as intelligent as a rutabaga. But damn son, have I got a bridge you need to buy!
I can't stop crying tears of joy
She’s embarrassed us Minnesotans !!! Oyeeeee
A part of me died hearing that.
Sounds to me like she's been in the woods too long! What a weird thing to say...😲
Trump has vowed to pay the bomber's legal fees.
That’s ridiculous, Trump doesn’t pay anyone!
WTF word was that ancient fossil trying to pronounce!?🤣😆😅😂
yo ancient fossil is funny af 😂
Hahaha Gold!
I can't stand that State Rum Propaganda Fox Crap.
im pretty sure it was guadalajara 😂
Really? I can’t see how wafuldaa? Could possibly be Guadalajara
Also Lou Dobbs is CLEARLY dyeing his hair.
Well he's got one up on Trump. At least it's his hair.
4:33 ""The caravan of mostly central American immigrants is now in the Mexican city of Washfu dah?" xD
TheBraunMachine2011 🤣
The Washfu dah are the migrants from Antarctica (south of South America)
Is there a bus from any bus stations I am familiar with (N. Laredo, Monterrey, San Luis Potosi, Queretaro, Celaya, Salvatierra, Moroleon, Morelia) that goes to Washfu Dah?
I give him a break. He wasn't trying to say Mexico City. He was trying to say Huixtla. Sure, he's really off from the actual pronunciation, but I'm pretty sure he's never seen that City's name before. It's pronounced like weesla. And even if he got that first part right, he would probably say the -la part like law anyway, because it's not a name based in English.
I thought he was trying to use the Mafuba, Master Roshi taught him to capture Trump, but he failed because he didn't have the jar!
Go Seth go!!! 👍😎
I thought the president's wall would stop gangs of summer home hoarders
What wall...? ;)
nah, they deserve and have a right to your nice summer home :-p
Oh snap! We need to quickly move the Mexico border wall to Minnesota's lakes summer homes, MAGA!
Too busy building another one in the Sahara desert
@Say What nothing here in San Diego.
Link?
LMAO@U!
Interrupting a Rep's dinner is really just helping to keep his spit intake to a minimum.
Just making sure that McConnell sticks to eating food that his Bible allows him to eat...you know..no pork or shellfish...were those mixed fibres he was wearing?
Is he the one with the doggie bag I wonder... what's in the bag? Beans or his cat or his cat named Beans.
TheKira699, thought you wrote 'Bile' allows him to eat hahahaha old fart has to be careful.
further south than south America? what, are they intercepting penguins?
Thanks to Trump we now have a #Deplorabomber.
Make sure you VOTE blue this November!!!!
Deplorabomber? I can work with this.
Was the rhyme intentional?
Please do use this to try getting people to vote blue! Focus on the issues.
Yeah but when republicans get ricin its ok. Stfu. Mexicans dont want illegals in their country.
#MAGAbomber
I was having a bad day and "Washful daaaa" picked me right up. God bless fox news!
We can't have these people from Washful Daaa coming into the Unutted Schtertsh
He isn't 2 faced HE IS 3 FACED. AND COWARDLY SENDS HIS WIFE TO SPEAK OUT FOR HIM
When people's life are threatened for having a different views than yours, its not funny anymore.
right wingers should die though for a diverse open border humanitarian America to exist
@Rand Name
Yeah comedians are the REAL problem. Idiot.
pretty sure trump chose Russia when it came to election meddling, North Korea when it came to denuclearization talks, and Saudi Arabia over the murder of an American resident. When did he choose America? Probably when he was choosing who to screw over with his pointless trade war, now needing a $12 billion bailout and plenty of americans are going to lose their farms
@@flypig698 literally no one is calling for open borders.
@Rand Name you're completely off the mark, the president incites violence against the left and then acts like he's innocent
I enjoy watching you Americans tear each other to peices. Keep it up.
Whatever happened to, “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” ?
Now it says, "No Vacancies."
You didn't read the small-text: "Must be white, anglo-saxon, protestant."
haha yes your land mass is nothing more than our dumping ground white people caused these problems so please take our poor and huddled masses and take cares of them so we don't need to be burdened by the mess of the white man.
@Richard Wilson you mean that voter fraud no one can show actually exists.
Breathe free? Are you a goddamn commie?
I am so attuned to Seth's voice, I can always tell when he's got a cold. It's the season!
Trump is right about one thing. We need to unify. Too bad for him that it will be in unanimous rejection of him.
I hope that isn't you in that profile pic
@@willlabrecque5773 left his reply, proud of himself. "I sure showed that LIBTARD!" he whispered to an empty room. It almost helped him compensate for his crippling sense of inferiority. Almost.
barthalen Baseless Insults. Yawn
@@willlabrecque5773 frowned, being fully aware of his extreme hypochrisy. Using the power of Deflection he accused someone else of the exact thing he himself was guilty of. "No, I am the good guy here," he lied to himself. A cockroach crawled across the floor.
barthalen "hypochrisy" Anyways keep going man
POTUS to Mike Pence: "Whatever you say boss!!!"
That lou Dobbs clip is hilarious!
Ironically Dementia Lou's wife is Mexican.
@@faxmen09 Really? Lol!
Actually its scary when you actually watch it in context. Scary that they can try to reach for a joke like that. Lou was screwing around and seth had to reach. Sound funny on the face unless you actually saw the whole episode.
@@joetable663 lol ok
In fairness to Lou Dobbs, I think he was trying to say Guadalajara. He can't help being an old, privileged, talking head that can't think for him self a so trips over the "foreign" words on the teleprompter.
noremac8 maybe he had a one too many drinks.
Whattle-dah!
@@samuelwolch1302 : Again.
One too many drinks again.
No fairness, his fucking wife is latina. He could at least learn pronunciation since talking is his entire job.
@@dannya.2616 I think the hair dye has addled Dobbs' motor functions and critical thinking, his hair used to be lighter when he was on CNN, i.e. wisps of grey.
I have played this for my coworkers 3 times. The " Wassalduah" is just amazing!
So the Mastermind who did that has issues with spelling?. Well, that reduce the number of suspects to one and the searching radius just around Pennsylvania Ave in WA.DC.
Hates democrats, hates CNN, hates H Clinton, hates Obama, can't spell. That reminds me of someone, can't think of his name. Hmm... he's got orange skin and yellow hair
I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of that.
And recently a guy from my state was arrested for groping a woman on an airline, and his defense was "The president says it's okay."
... I mean, he's not /incorrect/, but...
I LOVE Late Night with Seth Meyers, especially the "A Closer Look" segments!!
I think T rump was referring to Souther America. He knows Chicago is in the Midwest but understandably thinks Cleveland is in the Middle East.
Misinformation should be illegal. Information is the lifeblood of a democracy.
Someone send me a bong
Take a hit every time Drumpf says "intercepted"
Move to Canada, its legal there!
the aussie we’ll let you stay
Yeah you liberals love your drugs, dontcha?
I got u fam 👍
What?! lmfao @ 4:38. WHAT?! WHERE?!
I want to see the caravan of penguins!!!!!
Antarctica's the only place further south than South America, so that's all he could be talking about with that claim, so show me the penguins Trump!
Maybe they've walked from Australia and N.Z ..swam across to Antarctica..walked across there, and THEN to South America...continuing up to the U.S. That means they would have come from way WAAY down south...Uhhmmm....? ....
I think Trump just saw March of the Penguins and got confused
**Uh...while at least two species of Penguins use the South Pole for the purpose of protecting helpless chicksfrom predators...they don't actually live there year-round**
Trump don't like pinguins either??
+@@gerrynightingale9045
SO they migrate? It is worse then we thought!
Seth was fuckin' ruthless tonight, I love it!
Im chinese and i like seth m. Mr colbert. jimmy f. trevis. Conan. but not that british guy who pissed off china in his talkshow
Hahah! Loosen your maga hat's ! That's priceless.
priceless? u must be broke af
@UA-cam Moderator your username's an actual violation of the ToS.
@imat Roll it works. But people have to do something extreme first, or imitate UA-cam staffers. Some folks for example have been banned for threatening to shoot their countrymen on other political pieces.
Been on the recieving end of that a few times while trying to have an honest debate. :( Very discouraging, but... keep on keeping on, right?
As for moderator, if he's anything but legit, it's probably the last time you'll see him. Give em 2 days to a week, cause you bet your ass I did. Probably goes around trying to scam or trick people, or get their logins with a name like that.
I'm just curious, Trump said that in the caravans there are some middle easterners. He did know that middle eastern countries are in different continent, right? Does he think middle eastern is somewhere in America continent?
You have heard of those new fangled inventions called Aeroplanes. People get in these machines and are transported as if by magic through the air from one Continent to another within a matter of hours
Yes I do believe you are correct old chap. These ''Ships'' even have similar magical ''Engines'' that propel them through the water and no longer need sails made of canvas. Some of these ''Ships'' can transport 2000 passengers in extreme comfort. Why don't these Hondurans just jump on a ''Ship'' or an ''Aeroplane'' and arrive in America in style. Maybe they are just the adventurous types who prefer the struggle so they have a good story to tell when they eventually arrive. Although I did hear rumours that some people from Africa were so keen to vacation in Europe they practically swan the entire Mediterranean until some spoil sport on a ''Ship'' hauled them out of the water.
Technology is imaginary!!!! And orange man is baaaad!!!!
@weinzard. Did you know that you can fly in an airplane from the Middle East (or any where in the world) to Central America or Mexico? Nice place to then join the caravan...UNDETECTED! Right? Think like a criminal and you will start to see the point here.
Dream Delirium you cant travel on a aeroplane illegaly
That's why wall is needed
It must hurt trump to read the TelePrompTer.
Izziebiz, Trump usually doesn't use a teleprompter because he is barely literate.
Seth, you are so funny!! I love your work. "Loosen the little thing on the back of the maga hats to restore the blood flow." That's awesome!!!
The best lines of his show
Don’t judge me for watching Lou Dobbs mispronounce a city name just to laugh hysterically. 🤣🤣🤣
Looks like they intercepted some Icebergs trying to sink Titanic 2.
or penguins?
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 : Just writing to tell you I am amused by your screen name. The news is so bad these days I always appreciate a good chuckle.
Thanks.
No worries, m'dear! Always happy to make a fellow Lebowski fan smile...
Look, I know it's a joke, but Lou Dobbs was probably trying to pronounce Huixtla, which if you look at the top left corner at 4:33, is the name of the city where this is being reported on.
Arkhym thank you! I was actually trying to figure out which city he was referring to. Couldn't find it anywhere and 'waxlada' didn't help much...
This made me lol for real a few times! Thanks for that! I desperately needed those!
One of the better closer looks in a while 👏🏻👍🏻
CAN WE ALL SAY" DUMB"......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏🙏
You know how the saying goes- the truth never catches up with a lie.
Loosen the hats guys 😄😃🤣😂
I've kept this video since it ran and any time I need a laugh I go to the Lou Dobbs caravan story. Always puts me in a better mood.
3:47 Is it just me or does McConnell remind anyone else of Mason Verger from the 2001 film, Hannibal?
Cordel get in here! That was Gary oldman.. hes a badass
That or a lovecraftian fish person
@@joshporter5205 🤣🤣🐡
Yes, he does. That's hilarious.
I live in southern CA and it is always interesting to see how alarmed people from other states are about the southern border. You'd think that we're living in Somalia or the border between Syria and Turkey. Just come down here and see for yourself. Don't believe what people say (or the President for that matter).
And two, most of the illegal immigrants in this country today come from Asian countries and they arrive by plane and overstay their visas. I know, it is not as dramatic as seeing disenfranchised people walking in southern Mexico, but that's the reality today.
As for Minnesota, really people? I've been to MN and hopefully I will never visit that state in my life. That's all I have to say about it and I hope I am not insulting anybody.
All the mispelling, all bold caps,sloppy packaging, etc make it look like the bomber was a kid. Hope it isn't Baron. Killing hid dads enemies. He knows what is going on...
It was probably Eric.
7:15 The first snapback clapback.
oh seth, i am so grateful for your humour turning the very serious crazy into laughter. otherwise, i would never be able to sleep... :)
I am just tired of the political climate in our nation. The divisiveness is sickening
I have a summer home in Hwaooha.
Trump's head is up his Ass more than ever.
What is south of South America??? The penquins are coming !!!
I can watch that Lou Dobbs clip forever. Wardhldah!
Finally, something Lou Dobbs said almost made sense.
Low I Q Dobbs for Fox and Scabs.
Markhuldon.
This was worth watching just for the bit about loosening the back of the MAGA hat to let the blood flow to the brain. LOL.
0:58 ...Wait a minute.
That's not Poppy Harlow!!!
Whaladma?
Thank God your back! Please stop going away randomly every few weeks!! It's extremely unsettling not to have the favourite late night shows on when everything is crazy.
Maybe I'm a little tired, but that was one of the funnier ones I've seen in awhile. Got to love the Closer Look
FUS RO DAH!
Vote Blue for America ...vote red for russia ..and red october
A Blue Wave to wash out the poisonous Red Tide.
And Blue Lagoon.
Red ist the new brown
I love this show!
KAMALA 2020
Serious question what city was Lou Dobbs trying to say?
Fus ro Dah
Well according to USA Today, they stopped to rest in a little city just inside Mexico near the Guatemalan border called Huixtla. I’d have trouble with that one my first try, too, honestly. If he’s not talking about that one.... no idea
"Huixtla" Closest English equivalent pronunciation: **Wixt - la**
OMG I just love you and your show Seth Meye. You just make my day- I laugh so hard, i just cant breathe.
Love from Copenhagen Denmark.
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