🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A wild living sailor found himself in hell... | Funny Jokes
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A wild living sailor found himself in hell... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
An explosion last week killed a wild-living navy boiler man, and he found himself in hell...
Being used to stoking fires, and extremely hot temperatures, he found hell actually quite comfortable.
When Satan went to check out the new arrival, he found him sitting in his room smiling...
"You like this?" Satan asked.
"Yes sir," said the sailor, "this feels like a spring day to me."
Not wanting the new guy to be too comfortable, Satan turned up the heat a bit.
When he went back the next day to see how his new arrival was doing, the sailor was still happy...
He hadn't even broken a sweat!
"I like this kind of weather," he told Satan.
For the next few days, Satan turned up the heat more and more, but each day the Sailor looked as comfortable as ever.
By Sunday, Satan decided to try something different...
Rather than turn up the heat even more, he turned it off, and turned on the air conditioning.
Icicles formed in the sailor's room!
When he checked on the guy, the room was icy and he was shivering, but he had a grin from ear to ear, bigger than ever!
Satan was exasperated!
"Why are YOU so happy?" he demanded from the sailor.
"It's FREEZING in here!"
"Well, I'm from Boston," said the sailor...
"And evidently the Red Sox just won the World Series!"
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This was funny. I wasn't expecting that punchline Satan probally was confused as hell with this guy. Great voices. Satan reminded me of Freddy Krugger😅🔥
I just realized my father in law had been a merchant sailor who spent his time in hell too. A prisoner a non combatant prison in Germany forced labour little food he said the Russian prisoners in a separate area of the Milgrad were treated worse the stories he told of the Canadian Cruiser in the red sea. Area and the luck the men felt that the Germans actually took them aboard their ship before they sank the Canadian one. I am of German French English swedish and Irish descent so I know that their are good people of every nationality as well as the devil's. He worked for the Ford company keeping the boilers functioning in a massive distribution building❤
When HELL FREEZES OVER !!! eh!!! THATS about right!!! ( LOVE the voices ) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!! ROF LMAO ( again!! )
Finally, one with a punchline I didn’t predict…
Did the 'pipefitters' union possibly pay for the sailors' funeral or did any of his 'rear admiral' acquaintances ?
There ya go!
Hell yeah! 😋
I totally get this one 🤣😁
For anyone that is confused -
I'm told that *redacted* would freeze before *that team* would win a series.
Hope that makes sense 😅
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The sailor was an incredible soul but I don't think he knows number two about the Red Socks Alexis told me they have won nine times the last time six years ago if Alexis is right and not out in left field.😮 ⚾🧢⚾🧢⚾ 🤺⚾🧢⚾🧢⚾🍀🍏💚☘️❤️☘️💚🍏🍀
How do you find a Filipino in hell?
Look for someone drinking hot coffee. THAT is the Filipino.
(The joke here being that Filipinos love coffee so much even during the country's incredibly hot summer season.)
HAAAA! Took me a second but i got it
I did not get it I think... Maybe because I am not native English speaker?
When something is not likely to happen, there is an American phrase "It will happen when hell freezes over"... 😂
@@loljokes Thank you!
@@loljokes we have the exact same phrase in Germany. Here it's like: this just happens, "wenn die Hölle zufriert".
@@loljokesIt's a British English phrase too and your explanation was the shortest while remaining 100% accurate I have ever seen 👍
BTW, we have a version of that joke, but with a bunch of Scottish guys instead of the sailor and Scotland winning the FA cup.
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