7 Days of Soylent - A Retrospective

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  • @internetshaquille
    @internetshaquille  5 років тому +6054

    imagine if i made a video about how i don't like pepsi and a bunch of pepsi heads were like "wow watch ur back dude"

    • @RONJAE212003
      @RONJAE212003 5 років тому +40

      Internet Shaquille 🤣🤣🤣 Don't U Dare, do Coca Cola bro😂

    • @ChloeRaeofSunshine
      @ChloeRaeofSunshine 4 роки тому +15

      I'm crine 🤣😂

    • @nathanswenson1887
      @nathanswenson1887 4 роки тому +121

      I never got comfortable with a beverage named after a fictitious product made from dead human bodies
      Soylent Green

    • @Faux_Fox
      @Faux_Fox 4 роки тому +24

      @@ChloeRaeofSunshine even spellcheck couldn't fix that shit

    • @SingAboutSwayze
      @SingAboutSwayze 4 роки тому +28

      @@nathanswenson1887 Soylent Green is Soy and Lentils. Soylent Red is people.

  • @reaganhadaway6619
    @reaganhadaway6619 4 роки тому +4730

    When I had facial reconstruction and my mouth was wired shut, I drank so much soylent. And yes, chewing is something you should never take for granted

    • @ChloeRaeofSunshine
      @ChloeRaeofSunshine 4 роки тому +51

      Doing a fast and it's all I think about lmao

    • @gohamushu
      @gohamushu 4 роки тому +165

      ChloeRaeofSunshine If you’re not doing a fast for religious reasons, try intermittent fasting (16:8 or 20:4) [hours:hours] or if you’re a real warrior “One Meal a Day”. Don’t go days without eating, you stop losing actual weight a few days in.
      Just a suggestion, hope you succeed at what you’re going for!

    • @broodypie2216
      @broodypie2216 4 роки тому +76

      I broke my hand, I’ll never take high fives for granted again

    • @aersla1731
      @aersla1731 4 роки тому +86

      Placeholder I do this, but it's called being poor.

    • @meghanmarquez3065
      @meghanmarquez3065 4 роки тому +24

      My husband went through this last winter. We bought all of the fresh food for smoothies and then a winter storm took out our electricity (goodbye new blender we bought just for this occasion). So instead he had soylent. It was a savior for us.

  • @TheDeathmail
    @TheDeathmail 4 роки тому +2229

    Here is the thing about Soylent, it's like one of those special as seen on tv products that were technically designed for people with specific disabilities or problems but get promoted as something great for everyone. It's not useless, it's not bad, but it's not for every chad.

    • @bencastor9207
      @bencastor9207 4 роки тому +28

      @John Smith I was hoping someone made this reference and here you are, my saviour.

    • @LiTTLeDizZyUriNe
      @LiTTLeDizZyUriNe 4 роки тому +12

      This sounds correct lol

    • @La-PetitMort
      @La-PetitMort 4 роки тому +18

      @@bencastor9207 People always say this when someone brings up soylent green being people. It's almost like this isn't an obscure reference at all.

    • @bencastor9207
      @bencastor9207 4 роки тому +3

      @@La-PetitMort I didn't say it was, stop reaching.

    • @MunthApollo
      @MunthApollo 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly, this is a good point.

  • @TheR999
    @TheR999 4 роки тому +2275

    I’m a year late but if you put a mattress in your kitchen I’m sure you would be saving yourself some time in the mornings.

    • @Noneofyourbyisness
      @Noneofyourbyisness 4 роки тому +15

      Fucking hilarious lol

    • @mishXY
      @mishXY 4 роки тому +83

      or move into a tiny apartment where your kitchen is your bedroom is your living room is your dining room is your corridor is your office is your study

    • @Ttthestoryteller
      @Ttthestoryteller 4 роки тому +4

      One year? Just one year?

    • @mishXY
      @mishXY 4 роки тому

      @Cass M maybe? I have a vague understanding it's a one room apartment?

    • @chichan4461
      @chichan4461 3 роки тому +9

      Even better idea: no mattress, just floor. Floor is love floor is life. Unlimited textures. Everywhere in the house. Floor gang euoph

  • @TH0KH
    @TH0KH 3 роки тому +493

    My brother buys Soylent as a depression food. When he's too depressed to even make a bowl of cereal, Soylent is there to make sure he at least is nutritionally complete

    • @speckledmike
      @speckledmike 3 роки тому +46

      It's good to have as a backup for sure. Sometime I don't have an appetite and Soylent is easy to get down and be done with it

    • @i_know_youre_right_but
      @i_know_youre_right_but 2 роки тому +18

      Just take a shower bro

    • @casperd2100
      @casperd2100 2 роки тому +36

      imagine drinking soylent as depression food and not eating chicken tendies

    • @metallicfingers
      @metallicfingers 2 роки тому +25

      "nutritionally complete" saddest shit ever

    • @Eleolune696
      @Eleolune696 2 роки тому +36

      @@metallicfingers yea, depression ain't fun

  • @Kiwikick238
    @Kiwikick238 4 роки тому +1802

    They fun in eating is like 70% chew. It’s why texture is so important imo

    • @niamays5903
      @niamays5903 4 роки тому +7

      second this

    • @epiccollision
      @epiccollision 4 роки тому +5

      The chai flavour is very satisfying, the chocolate is not the sweet kind of chocolate.

    • @DTension
      @DTension 4 роки тому +8

      Most people have one a day if that. These videos where people live on the stuff aren't at all what the product is about.

    • @victorg.2871
      @victorg.2871 4 роки тому +5

      70% taste tbh

    • @niamays5903
      @niamays5903 4 роки тому +10

      @@victorg.2871 pizza juice may have above a C in taste, but not chewing something that tastes like pizza sounds like a no from me

  • @justinevigee785
    @justinevigee785 4 роки тому +2962

    Back when soylent was still available in Canada (it isn't anymore, unfortunately) I basically ate it exclusively for days at a time. To be fair, I was very anorexic and this was almost a way for me to trick myself into increasing my caloric intake without actually eating real food and feeling the shame and disgust that came with that. I think there is a lot of value in the product, but it definitely is not for the average healthy person and should not be marketed as such. Honestly, if I could still get my hands on it I would still be on a diet of mostly soylent purely because my mental health prevents me from getting adequate nutrition, and that puts myself and my health at risk.

    • @zangell1
      @zangell1 4 роки тому +203

      maybe try ensure if it's in canada or something like it? It's not gonna give you ALL the nutrients you need. However, it's way better than nothing when you dont have an appetite. We give it to people in the medical field all the time who are recovering and feel too sick too eat. I've even tried it out of curiosity and its actually really good in my opinion if you dont mind a mild chalky texture.

    • @sofiapicasso1915
      @sofiapicasso1915 4 роки тому +118

      @@zangell1 i was about to recommend ensure too. A friend used it to gain weight after an eating disorder and it helped her but it's not for everyone

    • @serenityjoy1872
      @serenityjoy1872 4 роки тому +158

      I just want to root for you to overcome

    • @ZombieNationLTD
      @ZombieNationLTD 4 роки тому +31

      “Soylent is not for the average healthy person” Is a strange statement

    • @AreweAble
      @AreweAble 4 роки тому +87

      yeah this video was hard to watch for me because I drink soylent for similar reasons. I drink soylent because I have multiple disabilities in addition to the eating disorder. It was actually a fellow chronically ill friend who introduced me to the stuff. I was hesitant at first, especially cause of all the branding, but it’s really helped me not literally starve and die. I wouldn’t recommend it to someone who didn’t have any problems with eating or cooking, but if you have an eating disorder, chronic pain that makes cooking regularly difficult, or genuinely don’t have any time to cook multiple meals a day, these can be really helpful.

  • @EmmaDancesNever
    @EmmaDancesNever 4 роки тому +777

    i went through a traumatic period and was unable to eat without vomiting for several months. soylent helped me transition back to eating.
    that said, i can no longer drink it because it reminds me of that time.

    • @unicee514
      @unicee514 3 роки тому +31

      Congrats on getting out of the phase!

    • @andrew4363
      @andrew4363 3 роки тому +2

      Ik how difficult getting out of an ED is, great job!

    • @ravenRedwake
      @ravenRedwake 2 роки тому +6

      If you aren’t allergic to peanut butter, peanut butter fortified with vitamins has been found to be useful in treating starvation victims who similarly have trouble eating and keeping food down after going so long without becoming sick.
      Doesn’t help if you’re allergic of course :/

  • @mariusssssss
    @mariusssssss 4 роки тому +925

    >why would anyone want coffee and breakfast in one beverage
    i've tried eating corn flakes in my coffee to save 5 min in the morning

    • @Aruvinn
      @Aruvinn 4 роки тому +34

      Did you regret your life choices? Because I did. Right on the first bite.

    • @hisokasstartattoo7455
      @hisokasstartattoo7455 4 роки тому +4

      that actually sounds good doe

    • @ZelowSoft
      @ZelowSoft 4 роки тому +9

      I do it because it's simply delicious

    • @fitrianhidayat
      @fitrianhidayat 4 роки тому

      Heressy!!

    • @cambecambe3199
      @cambecambe3199 4 роки тому +9

      once added cold brew to honey nut cheerios before and i discovered a beautiful new culinary masterpiece

  • @User-pc5xe
    @User-pc5xe 4 роки тому +3069

    Theres no way she only eats 800 cals a day

    • @therhythmictale5574
      @therhythmictale5574 4 роки тому +705

      User willing to bet my 3 years with bulimia that she’s extremely under exaggerating

    • @rosep5672
      @rosep5672 4 роки тому +678

      Yeah her comment was pretty cringey. Not safe at all.

    • @Berrysweetandrea
      @Berrysweetandrea 4 роки тому +264

      I bet she eats 2400 calories a day

    • @User-pc5xe
      @User-pc5xe 4 роки тому +213

      @@therhythmictale5574 it's just ignorance on her part at the end of the day, you cant fix stupid

    • @fakename9303
      @fakename9303 4 роки тому +599

      Omg, it was a throw-away, off the cuff comment; you triggered bulemics.

  • @KyrieFortune
    @KyrieFortune 3 роки тому +661

    Shaquille: this is a product for the insecure male
    Comment section: this is a product for people who had their jaw smashed or cannot physically eat

  • @zeta.x712
    @zeta.x712 3 роки тому +221

    I used to drink Soylent as my emergency lunch when I had back to back meetings, and I’ve recommended it to full time mom friends that would just be eating leftover kids snacks instead of real meals, but I would never suggest it someone who enjoys preparing food. I would neeever eat it on an off work day or if I had other meals ready lol. This poor, wilted man

    • @NerdLife4Life
      @NerdLife4Life 2 роки тому +6

      This is something I keep in my car when necessary. It's usually something I'm taking because I'm working on something and I don't have time to go to get actual food or cook. Also refrigeration is possibly the best thing about these. I don't eat these on the regular either it's only usually by necessity.

  • @evilxeye
    @evilxeye 4 роки тому +290

    My first sip of Soylent I thought "My god, it's just PediaLite for hip adults" then had a migraine an hour later

    • @0versauced
      @0versauced 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah but the difference between them is that pedialite is actually useful cause it helps hangovers and such

    • @toatoa10
      @toatoa10 3 роки тому +9

      and I thought it was a coincidence and tried it again next week; bam, another instant migraine

    • @chay7224
      @chay7224 3 роки тому +9

      i think they meant pediasure

    • @kinseylise8595
      @kinseylise8595 Місяць тому

      I haven't tried soylent, but have had similar experiences. Guess who found out recently that she was allergic to soy as a child? Fermented seems to be ok (i.e. soy sauce) but anything else leads to vomiting and migraines. When I was young this basically meant no food from the store nor teething food products because there was no "eco" or "raw" option back then so every single baby item had at a minimum soy emlusifiers (like most adult items now) if not more, and I would just throw up if I was fed them. Looking back, I basically ate no junk food until I started school because nobody would give me things that would make me vomit. I must've grown out of the allergy as it takes larger quantities to make me vomit or give me migraines now, but I still can't eat a lot of normal processed products.

  • @lilhonor5425
    @lilhonor5425 4 роки тому +842

    My old boss drank Soylent a lot and he also intermittently fasted. I think he just had an eating disorder.

    • @lionfelidae7698
      @lionfelidae7698 4 роки тому +55

      He's a soyboy

    • @ItsJustJakieG
      @ItsJustJakieG 4 роки тому +11

      Lion Felidae 🤣 soyboy i fucking love that

    • @ghostphoto1789
      @ghostphoto1789 4 роки тому +107

      America is the most overweight country in the world but anyone who makes an effort to lose weight has an "eating disorder".

    • @FritzyFreak
      @FritzyFreak 4 роки тому +34

      @@ghostphoto1789 lol I know right. Use a product to help loss weight "soy boy"

    • @brodieclamp5090
      @brodieclamp5090 3 роки тому +33

      Fasting is much easier than dieting and you feel superhuman on the third or fourth day of not eating. It feels like amphetamines but more clean and a little less fun.

  • @AnnoyingAsianWitch
    @AnnoyingAsianWitch 4 роки тому +271

    I'm here from the Daily Harvest...

  • @Michael-lc8yl
    @Michael-lc8yl 4 роки тому +346

    It seems like a decent meal replacement, but they have some real balls to suggest replacing every meal with it.

    • @royfinegan8006
      @royfinegan8006 4 роки тому +20

      There's literally a disclaimer about that on the bottle

    • @rosysimmer3473
      @rosysimmer3473 4 роки тому +54

      Hindsight Why the hostile attitude? Even if you don’t agree with the vegan diet; I don’t see the need for you to call them “retarded” and completely bash them. They have their lifestyle and you have yours, neither of you are hurting each other so what’s the problem? The original comment didn’t even have anything to do with veganism but you brought it up anyway.

    • @carsoneastman5709
      @carsoneastman5709 4 роки тому +51

      @@TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32 Many foods such as non-dairy milks, cereals, spreads, and nutritional yeast flakes available in a plant based diet are naturally fortified with B12. This type of B12 can be derived from an isolated bacteria source (not as nasty as it sounds), meaning that we’re not missing out - in fact just one portion of some provide well above the recommended daily intake.
      This is where it gets interesting. In most cases this form of fortified vegan-friendly B12 is not bound to protein, therefore it has a greater bio-availability (increased and easier rate of absorption through the gut lining), unlike animal based versions which rely more on the efficiency of digestive enzymes and hydrochloric acid in the stomach to break it down to a smaller component, allowing it to pass into the blood stream. Not only is this fantastic for those that choose to eat a plant based diet, but also for those who suffer with digestive problems. Digestive disorders such as Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Chrohn’s Disease, Dysbiosis (an imbalance of gut flora), or low stomach acid production can negatively affect the way food is digested and absorbed, due to either an imbalance of essential bacteria, a physical manifestation, or inflammation. This readily digestible form of B12 does not require your digestive system to work as vigorously, and therefore may help increase absorption rates dramatically where digestion may otherwise be compromised
      I'm not even vegan but the B12 myth is just that a myth

    • @Jaerb4
      @Jaerb4 4 роки тому +9

      If you're just trying to get through 1 meal, there are other "meal replacement" shakes that taste way better, because they aren't trying to replace 100% of your nutrients.

    • @jeanstark8425
      @jeanstark8425 4 роки тому +25

      @@TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32 imagine writing that essay of a comment and only researching half of what you wrote about. Look at you prattling on; the dumb ones are always the "loudest".

  • @nicko9365
    @nicko9365 4 роки тому +528

    this is the most confusing soylent ad i’ve ever seen

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 роки тому +9

      @cassl14 Exactly. Why would you waste your time on fuckin soylent lmao

    • @somni6756
      @somni6756 3 роки тому +2

      I thought it was people?

  • @anglophone412
    @anglophone412 Рік тому +10

    For anyone who drinks Soylent, why not make a shake? Add oats, whole milk, protein, and fruits… you have a healthier and possibly cheaper alternative.

  • @bgctrinity
    @bgctrinity 4 роки тому +1141

    Her: 1600 calories? I eat like half that in a day.
    Her Also: Orders Domino's pizza, with side and 20oz soda.
    Me: ....

    • @wildhearses
      @wildhearses 4 роки тому +130

      you gotta eat 800 calories a day most days so you can eat 2300 calories in one meal sometimes...

    • @powerpuff4ever
      @powerpuff4ever 4 роки тому +185

      wildhearses wow it must be nice to be this unaware of the calories in everyday food

    • @Merrybandoruffians
      @Merrybandoruffians 4 роки тому +21

      Bulimia anyone?

    • @oftankoftan
      @oftankoftan 3 роки тому +6

      @@wildhearses she's not the person that does that.

    • @josephwoo69
      @josephwoo69 3 роки тому +67

      she was capping. Girls always say they barely eat anything

  • @viper110110
    @viper110110 3 роки тому +108

    If you're really a single male who doesn't want to cook every meal every day, just cook for 4 every time and microwave the leftovers later

    • @StevenZephyc
      @StevenZephyc 2 роки тому +8

      but then I would just end up eating a family meal lol

    • @BottlesOfSoap
      @BottlesOfSoap 2 роки тому

      this is exactly what I do and it's so convenient

    • @swimfan752
      @swimfan752 2 роки тому +1

      Ew microwaving every meal sounds horrid as well

    • @ste8137
      @ste8137 2 роки тому +5

      @@swimfan752 so how do you heat up your food?

    • @JayAreAitch
      @JayAreAitch 2 роки тому +8

      @@swimfan752 You associate the microwave with cheap ready-meals when it's literally just a tool for making things hot.

  • @eliontheinternet3298
    @eliontheinternet3298 4 роки тому +249

    Times I’m thankful for soylent : when I am horrendously depressed and don’t want to drink something with milk in it. Any other time? Nasty.

    • @QTpatootie95
      @QTpatootie95 4 роки тому +24

      for real soylent has saved me many a time when I'm too depressed to eat lmao

    • @hanstun1
      @hanstun1 4 роки тому +10

      There are hundreds of meal substitutes available, many of them in your local grocery store, for a fraction of the cost. The only thing unique with soylent is the PR blitz. Others have marketing crud attached to them a well, obviously, but you can just ignore that. If you look at the ingredients you will find that the ones for weight loss are near identical to the ones for weight gain.... and soylent.

    • @sierrasouthwell9237
      @sierrasouthwell9237 4 роки тому +13

      Soylent has no milk. It's dairy free. It's a really great substitute for ensure if you're lactose intolerant

  • @losthope98
    @losthope98 3 роки тому +54

    Solvent actually grew on me. While I was working in healthcare there were shifts where I barely had time to for one break. A chilled soylent was a quick "meal" and gave me energy for the rest of a 12+ hour shift.

  • @thicciesmalls
    @thicciesmalls 4 роки тому +130

    I was at the airport once about to board a 7 hour flight to England, and I hadn’t eaten anything and wasn’t excited for airplane food. It’s also hard to find vegan food at airports, so I saw some Soylent in a kiosk and figured I’d be fine. I was wrong. I would like to apologize to the poor humans that were also in that airport bathroom that morning.

  • @Adeluz
    @Adeluz 3 роки тому +183

    agree with this sentiment. usually i use soylent to bridge myself during a depressive episode from junk food back to real food. i work a night shift and it helps with sugar cravings so i don’t eat all the snacks people bring to the office. i drink the smaller 320cal bottles. def good option for some people but the way some these corporate dudebros use it as a way to max their xp is symptom of the late stage capitalism we are in now. the way i use it is also revealing about certain societal failings.

    • @TheEviltaco666
      @TheEviltaco666 3 роки тому +10

      Damn this was a woke ass comment, I need to lie down

    • @BlakeGeometrio
      @BlakeGeometrio 2 роки тому +1

      This comment made me want to throw a toaster in the bathtub. Capitalism is hell.

    • @aaronjiang878
      @aaronjiang878 2 роки тому +1

      This comment gave me aids. Thanks I guess?
      Ong i get a massive headache Everytime the term late stage capitalism is used. Like, you don't think this sort of behaviour was present at the beginning of capitalism?

    • @Adeluz
      @Adeluz 2 роки тому +4

      @@aaronjiang878 wow skipped right over HIV huh

    • @aaronjiang878
      @aaronjiang878 2 роки тому +2

      @@Adeluz already had HIV (because I'm gay), this spit in the face just got past my immunocompromised system and made it Aids

  • @Serioslump
    @Serioslump 3 роки тому +42

    I sincerely hope that girl isn’t really only having 800 calories a day and that was just a joke. A healthy adult woman would not be able to subsist on that.

  • @chachopaul695
    @chachopaul695 3 роки тому +38

    I remember a few years ago, I drank nothing but soylent for 2 weeks.
    I was physically nourished, but spiritually, I was empty. Good video.

  • @madisondugas1291
    @madisondugas1291 4 роки тому +6

    thank you so much for opening me up to your channel! i’ve started seasoning my broccoli and brown rice and creating my own recipes as well as trying yours and other techniques!! never change your humor or passion for cooking! 💛

  • @morganatalley731
    @morganatalley731 4 роки тому +775

    hot take: youtube chef doesn't like high processed food

    • @guitubagrips9719
      @guitubagrips9719 4 роки тому +50

      Hotter take: soyboys thinking their opinions matter

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 роки тому +6

      @@guitubagrips9719 I mean, you're not wrong

    • @spam_1224
      @spam_1224 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine being this soybrained

  • @justapersontrying
    @justapersontrying 4 роки тому +127

    I like chocolate soylent. My stomach can’t handle drinking milk or whey protein. I work 11 hours a day at a call center and almost always skip lunch. Satisfies my appetite and sugar craving, good to go for 5-6 hours till my pre-workout.

    • @JamesonWilde
      @JamesonWilde 4 роки тому

      Ensure or boost?

    • @myaccount611
      @myaccount611 4 роки тому +114

      Sounds like you need a union not Soylent

    • @natalyrausch
      @natalyrausch 4 роки тому +29

      @@myaccount611 LMAO i don't know why this comment killed me. shows how much we are desensitized to horrible work conditions as i was nodding along with OP's comment. xD

    • @Zartymil
      @Zartymil 4 роки тому +8

      Honestly this comment almost seems like it was taken from Outer Worlds (a game set in a corporate dystopian world)

  • @ShaoShao77
    @ShaoShao77 5 років тому +261

    Maybe this would be good for people who are unable to eat solid food.

    • @JWPSmith21
      @JWPSmith21 4 роки тому +28

      I always keep some on hand in case of problems like that. Hell, I'm doing it right now due to oral surgery. But, there are other versions that are healthier and tastier out there. Hell, Ketolent is extremely healthy, whether you're doing keto or not, as they are pretty much exclusively healthy fats. It also tastes better in my opinion.
      Soylent doesn't taste bad, it just tastes bland and chalky. Like if you were to blend up oatmeal, water, and threw in Flintstone chewables.

    • @chant9908
      @chant9908 4 роки тому +1

      Baby food will probably taste better than this

    • @BADASSMANDO
      @BADASSMANDO 4 роки тому +7

      Soup exists

    • @sierrasouthwell9237
      @sierrasouthwell9237 4 роки тому +7

      @@JWPSmith21 I like Soylent because it's dairy free. It hard to find that in a meal-replacemnt shake.

    • @josephwoo69
      @josephwoo69 3 роки тому +1

      @@chant9908 I doubt you've ever eaten baby food.... I tried it once and that stuff is nasty

  • @Jake-oq2bq
    @Jake-oq2bq 4 роки тому +381

    eating is tiresome, i wish i could inject the required nutrients for the day directly into my body

    • @KazzArie
      @KazzArie 4 роки тому +7

      Jake take the blue pill

    • @annetteysquierdo
      @annetteysquierdo 4 роки тому +12

      Not to mention time consuming

    • @Beteljess
      @Beteljess 4 роки тому

      Agreeeeed

    • @ang5942
      @ang5942 4 роки тому +18

      Jake I don’t understand this concept. Like it just doesn’t comprehend. I love cooking. I love eating yummy food. The aromas, the textures, the colors, the taste all of it

    • @palmspirit1833
      @palmspirit1833 4 роки тому +6

      I've heard people say this. I guess some people naturally have a very low appetite.

  • @BankruptMonkey
    @BankruptMonkey 4 роки тому +158

    I'm not convinced, I want to eat the brand named after people eating Human Meat.

    • @WerewolfLord
      @WerewolfLord 2 роки тому

      But it's made from, errr....plankton, from the oceans.

  • @Null_Experis
    @Null_Experis 3 роки тому +18

    I tried soylent to replace my lunches for a month because the idea of just drinking a shake at my job and taking a short lunch that was still nutritionally sound appealed to me.
    That said, they all taste like extremely watered down oatmeal, sucralose, and artificial fruit/bad coffee/fake chocolate
    The only one that was somewhat decent was the chai one. That one was spicy and toasty and actually was somewhat good.
    You still end up hungry again within 2 hours though because your gut is processing a liquid instead of solid food with fiber and stuff, and you still get sick of it very quickly.

  • @dyran
    @dyran 6 років тому +247

    I have next to nothing to say but I'm leaving a comment anyway because everything you put out is SO GOOD.

  • @emilyslack6209
    @emilyslack6209 4 роки тому +77

    Shaq really said this was for incels

    • @crazycurious9771
      @crazycurious9771 2 роки тому +1

      @@fruitygarlic3601 Even though beer has more phytoestrogens than soy lmao

  • @8skin
    @8skin 4 роки тому +4

    Ok I'm subbing I've been watching you for a week and every single vid of yours is making me smile lol keep it up man you are great!

  • @TheJackOfFools
    @TheJackOfFools 4 роки тому +14

    Bruh, I loved this whole video, but you got me good at "turns your gullyworks into an oil slick" 😄😆😂

  • @PoeLemic
    @PoeLemic 4 роки тому +3

    Gosh, I love your commentaries. YOu are so funny and brilliant. Glad I've found your channel. You will be a 1M subs before long.

  • @filliaa3661
    @filliaa3661 3 роки тому +41

    Chewing is definitely taken for granted. Theres was a time when I couldn't chew cause my wisdom teeth caused my gums to swell, so I have to eat soup and porridge for nearly a week and I swear I was so close to chewing cause I was so frustrated

  • @JuIietaASMR
    @JuIietaASMR 6 років тому +6

    I've been waiting so long for this video!!

  • @butcherboy2008
    @butcherboy2008 2 роки тому +7

    Just saw this product on the shelf today. There is a movie called Soylent Green. Made in the 1970s, it takes place in 2022. Soylent Green is made out of people.

    • @shehansoysa571
      @shehansoysa571 2 роки тому

      Yep. I don't even know if that's a bad name choice or a genius name choice.

    • @butcherboy2008
      @butcherboy2008 2 роки тому

      @@shehansoysa571 I have since done research. Out of curiosity, I found out that the people who make this know about the movie.

    • @im8081
      @im8081 2 роки тому +2

      @@butcherboy2008 of course they're aware of it, that's a very famous movie. It was named on purpose to draw attention, and judging by the fact that you made this comment it worked.

  • @_weasel
    @_weasel 3 роки тому +10

    I was working an absolutely dreadful job a couple years ago and got Soylent for lunches. Looking back, I see it as a product of lowered self-worth from the awful job and a result of crippling depression.
    Soylent as self-harm basically.

  • @roastbeefy0weefy
    @roastbeefy0weefy Рік тому

    This is one of the best videos on UA-cam. I literally listen to it as 5am inspirational background ambiance

  • @gudebro2000
    @gudebro2000 4 роки тому

    Loved the video and I loved the ground it covered
    I wish we had seen daily journal entries
    But that wish is mitigated by the outside perspective. Real people perspective.

  • @Asphaltmonkey0
    @Asphaltmonkey0 4 роки тому +27

    I seriously think the caffeine plus theanine version is worth it as a last minute breakfast. It really doesn't taste great but it's completely chuggable and makes me surprisingly not sick.

    • @Asphaltmonkey0
      @Asphaltmonkey0 4 роки тому +2

      I also say this most importantly because they're 4.50 at the gas station on my way to work

  • @abbynash5371
    @abbynash5371 3 роки тому +32

    The only reason I drink Soylent is because it's the only completely lactose free protein shake. As someone recovering from an eating disorder I have to try really hard to stay on top of eating enough and it helps me meet my calorie goals so my blood sugar doesn't drop during long shifts

  • @liamprendergast6016
    @liamprendergast6016 4 роки тому

    I think I’ve watched all of your videos now. Love them.

  • @elizashepherd3002
    @elizashepherd3002 6 років тому +9

    I never knew how eloquent you were, Shaq! I think your UA-cam will go places. Great video! 👌

    • @internetshaquille
      @internetshaquille  6 років тому +8

      couldnt u tell by my smash hit BOOTYHOLE FLAVORED BLUNT WRAPS

  • @rorygiambalvo2955
    @rorygiambalvo2955 4 роки тому +6

    I'm an anxious eater and chewing prevents me from grinding my teeth into dust. I like smoothies and shakes as much as the next person, and have used them as meal replacements occasionally, but couldn't ever imagine not chewing food for days on end

  • @AR-ge5qf
    @AR-ge5qf 3 роки тому +13

    There was a good month where I drank soylent regularly in college. It wasn’t a great time but it was convenient.

  • @Blackgriffonphoenixg
    @Blackgriffonphoenixg 4 роки тому +12

    I like drinking Soylent on those days where I am far too busy to grab real food and I still pretty much understand where Shaq here is coming from.

  • @FueryMistGaming
    @FueryMistGaming 4 роки тому +129

    "You have no idea how tempting and satisfying it is to chew food until you try to forgo the activity entirely"
    *Laughs in Ramadan*

    • @gryph3714
      @gryph3714 3 роки тому +2

      There's a reason it's called "afflicting your soul" in the Bible. Religious texts know what's up.

    • @MiruyaChan
      @MiruyaChan 3 роки тому +10

      Don't you eat at night though...

    • @Channel-gz9hm
      @Channel-gz9hm 3 роки тому +4

      @@MiruyaChan That's when they build their explosives and beat their child brides, totally different.

    • @bubbletea1985
      @bubbletea1985 3 роки тому +22

      @@Channel-gz9hm ow the edge

    • @crg1292
      @crg1292 3 роки тому

      id think you qould know especially how satisfying is to eat again if you fast because of ramadan

  • @ipodgirl95
    @ipodgirl95 4 роки тому +14

    When I got my wisdom teeth out, just that short amount of time when I couldn't have solid foods, I felt like I wasn't really eating. I get it

  • @megatongirl
    @megatongirl 4 роки тому +359

    Solent green is people!!

    • @johnsmith-wx5fb
      @johnsmith-wx5fb 4 роки тому +36

      I know right. Wtf kind of appetizing name is that?

    • @RCSVirginia
      @RCSVirginia 4 роки тому +18

      Nikki
      I was so very much waiting for this comment. I knew that someone else would have had to thought of it, too.

    • @johnsmith-wx5fb
      @johnsmith-wx5fb 4 роки тому +14

      @@RCSVirginia they're obviously aware of the name .that's why they chose it

    • @triccele
      @triccele 4 роки тому +1

      @@johnsmith-wx5fb the name comes from "soy" and "lentils", if I'm not mistaken

    • @johnsmith-wx5fb
      @johnsmith-wx5fb 4 роки тому +9

      @@triccele there's a thing called double meaning.

  • @atanvardecunambiel8917
    @atanvardecunambiel8917 3 місяці тому +3

    Are we ignoring the fact it’s named after Soylent Green, which is people?

  • @quartztoe4285
    @quartztoe4285 3 роки тому +3

    This was the first video of Shaq's that I ever watched, and rewatching this now after binging his channel and seeing how much he loves food, makes this infinitely funnier

  • @TonberryShuffle
    @TonberryShuffle 4 роки тому +16

    Part of the appeal of things like Wonder Bread and Spam was that they were cheap. I don't know about Wonder Bread (ew) but spam is more expensive than just buying non-processed meats. I actually LOVE spam but just can't/won't buy it anymore.

  • @Abby-ts3vn
    @Abby-ts3vn 5 років тому +193

    Did you go to school for culinary arts? I love your channel and you inspire me to cook so much more outside of my culinary classes.

    • @internetshaquille
      @internetshaquille  5 років тому +258

      TV taught me everything I know

    • @kouyasakurada5547
      @kouyasakurada5547 4 роки тому +43

      I think he’s exceptionally intelligent and just learns everything on his own. You can just tell by the way he talks.

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 4 роки тому +11

      Culinary arts school is pointless,if you want to be a chef go to a restaurant and start washing dishes!

    • @yualwayscmecommenting3074
      @yualwayscmecommenting3074 4 роки тому +4

      @@internetshaquille aww you had no parents? 😢

    • @christianjuarez7618
      @christianjuarez7618 4 роки тому +2

      Internet Shaquille you, and Abed Nadir

  • @gryph3714
    @gryph3714 3 роки тому +4

    He just popped up in my recommends, presumably because my spying phone knew I was washing dishes ALL FRICKIN DAY yesterday and put me on his dishwashing video...... I think I'm obsessed now lol.

    • @pco9672
      @pco9672 3 роки тому +1

      This is exactly what happened to me, I love how take on snobbery especially the Cast Iron video!

  • @muse5254
    @muse5254 4 роки тому +38

    i really had to scroll to see the date this was made when he said “2013, 4 years ago.”

  • @cramdangle
    @cramdangle 4 роки тому +12

    They’ve been trying to get me to watch this video for months. Today is the day

  • @jdbarraz
    @jdbarraz 4 роки тому +8

    that filibertos at the end just made me both hungry and homesick :(

  • @coltinsanders4695
    @coltinsanders4695 3 роки тому

    This is literally my favorite channel. And I’m not sure why

  • @timetellersunion3711
    @timetellersunion3711 4 роки тому

    Jesus bless you, great video, maranatha

  • @Sabasanosiss
    @Sabasanosiss 3 роки тому +12

    I dunno. I've been very thin my entire life, and always struggled to enjoy eating. I still like a good burger every now and then, but after tracking my eating habit for well over a year I realize there are some days I'm not even eating what would be considered 2 full meals. And when I try to force myself my stomach turns to knots and I get nauseous, form eating and the thought of eating. I only got soylent recently, but just drinking a bottle at night when the thought of eating seems gross has done a good bit just to get my body those few extra calories it needs.
    And that's after trying the chicken and rice bro life for months and after getting nothing but fast food I know I like for a similarly long amount of time. Both resulted in me just focusing on nausea and dread of eating any more.
    All that to say, I think it has it's place for someone like me.

    • @Quate32
      @Quate32 3 роки тому +5

      Same, I validate you bro

    • @pey5571
      @pey5571 2 роки тому +4

      Same. There are days where I'll literally eat nothing, or just a bowl of chips lmao. Having at least one nutritious meal a day that's so easy to grab and drink is a huge lifesaver. I don't know why the guy in this video thinks Soylent is for people who already cook all their meals and have their shit together, or that it has to be an all-or-nothing thing.

  • @SuperSalvatore27
    @SuperSalvatore27 3 роки тому

    So this is how i got you in my algorithm! i was watching your brown rice video a year or so ago and i wondered from where exactly did i get this dude on my feed. It was the soylent video all along.

  • @bighairguy7
    @bighairguy7 Рік тому +2

    I tried Soylent a few times as a replacement for lunch since I didn’t have time for it, my GI tract regretted it every time

  • @xyzg
    @xyzg 4 роки тому +39

    Don't disrespect SPAM like that.

  • @roastbeefy0weefy
    @roastbeefy0weefy 4 роки тому +6

    Sometimes I just rewatch this to catch a vibe

  • @rsg71386
    @rsg71386 6 років тому +8

    Hilarious. Also for some reason I believe you 100%

  • @youreanonshareer
    @youreanonshareer 4 роки тому +34

    I drink it for breakfast on the drive to work because I have to wake up at 4 or 5 every morning, and the idea is chewing savory food is just too... much?? for my stomach to handle. Also it's good for college students to drink in between or in class for those days where you don't have time or money to get actual food

    • @babychamplove0901
      @babychamplove0901 4 роки тому +3

      youreanonshareer agreed!! I’m in college and have so many allergies and intolerances so the dining hall doesn’t work and I have no space for my own food prep.

    • @whirlwind872
      @whirlwind872 4 роки тому +8

      finallly someone agrees that "heavy" foods in the morning are just overwhelming - to me it's downright nauseating to have something savory or substantial when i have to wake up early in the AM. I wonder why my body rejects these foods in the AM, idk, but I just know I want something super light to start the day

    • @powers6253
      @powers6253 3 роки тому

      Soylent is expensive, so not having time makes sense, but it's easy to prepare a less expensive, more nutritious meal.

    • @mozata6838
      @mozata6838 3 роки тому +1

      Can vouch for college, Soylent was my crutch for a semester when I thought 6 classes on tues/thurs was a good idea. A box is expensive but I only went through 2 a week, worth.

    • @BottlesOfSoap
      @BottlesOfSoap 2 роки тому

      @@whirlwind872 Two eggs and some toast. Is that substantial?

  • @suntoke6820
    @suntoke6820 2 роки тому +6

    this is what a cannibal in 2022 looks like

  • @SockPuppetDinosaur
    @SockPuppetDinosaur 4 роки тому +23

    I know I'm late but I had two (single) male coworkers that drank Soylent for 2 of their 3 meals every single day. The one thing that really turned me off from their habits was the pure amount of trash soylet generated. I know they sell powders to reduce that but if you're too lazy to make a smoothie with protein powder in the morning, you aren't going to mix the powder in the morning. They're about the same effort.
    They filled up multiple trash cans a month off of pure Soylent trash.

  • @EricLeafericson
    @EricLeafericson 4 роки тому +1

    Yogurt and grapes. It's snacky, fruity, good mix of vitamins, protein,and fiber. The protein and fiber make the higher sugar quantities a little more reasonable, as there's no other sources of carbs.
    Good for exercising! Pregame with grapes and use the yogurt for protein.
    It's a great, brainless way to mix up your dieting. It'd my favorite thing to fall back to when I'm running out of ideas for healthy-ish foods I can commit to.

  • @stellarorbit1341
    @stellarorbit1341 Рік тому +1

    I have to agree. I drink Soylent ever so occasionally and to me it tastes too sweet while also feeling weird in the mouth. I prefer Huel by far because it is made up of oats and pea protein as the main ingredients. The taste isn’t as good as Soylent because it tastes like blended overnight oats, but after the first 2 days of consuming it, I don’t have any bowel issues and I actually feel good drinking it. I can’t say I will go forever on it and I do eat some real food every other day, but Huel is by far better tasting and not oily or too sweet tasting.

  • @averagejoey2000
    @averagejoey2000 3 роки тому +10

    Yeah, people around me be like "I hate cooking and eating, is such a hassle, just give me the nutrients"
    I live for food. When I have a panic attack or I'm depressed, cooking is what calms me down. I travel to places to eat there. My life, without food, is no life at all

  • @missvianney4198
    @missvianney4198 4 роки тому +5

    Wow hit with hyper intelligent wit. I realize I should have studied more. Very entertaining.

  • @kenny8221
    @kenny8221 5 років тому +35

    As a college student I'm interested in trying it for breakfast, I do suppose those other drinks work. I need to study more on the macros and nutritional sides as a fatty

    • @JamesonWilde
      @JamesonWilde 4 роки тому +2

      @@vlc-cosplayer oats + pb + cinnamon + honey = ohmygodyes

    • @lowercasehandle
      @lowercasehandle 2 роки тому +1

      @@vlc-cosplayer as a supplement to actual food like this, ensure is pretty alright
      if OP finds themselves tired or groggy in the mornings, *maybe* a higher-protein option would be ideal

    • @pey5571
      @pey5571 2 роки тому

      @@vlc-cosplayer Oats aren't fortified with all the nutrients Soylent is though, and doesn't have as much protein/fat. Soylent doesn't even taste bad. And something being processed does not mean it's unhealthy.

    • @pey5571
      @pey5571 2 роки тому +1

      @@vlc-cosplayer Chill with the name calling lmao, I'm not a corporate shill just for liking the drink.
      Processed food _in general_ is unhealthy, but that's because it's usually just sugar/carbs. Like, peanut butter is a processed food, but it's still good at keeping people full because of the amount of fat/protein it has. Soylent's the same way.
      If people are drinking _only_ Soylent for a week, obviously they're not going to have a good time. It's not meant to replace every meal, it's just a quick and easy option for when you need to eat something. And the nice thing about it is that it has like every nutrient you need in one drink, so it's genuinely a better option than oatmeal for breakfast.

  • @Jamespetersenwa
    @Jamespetersenwa 4 роки тому +2

    Every time I watch this channel I think I'm watching a big buildup to a really bad joke but it never comes and instead I'm just left with actually useful information.

  • @chazthehuman953
    @chazthehuman953 6 років тому +15

    Shaq i've been following you for a long time. (Not in a creepy way) Your content which is already great, keeps getting better and better. Keep it up!

    • @internetshaquille
      @internetshaquille  6 років тому +14

      thank u chaz i wish i had ur name so i could call myself DJ CHAZZY CHEF

  • @Napkiner
    @Napkiner 3 роки тому +7

    I thought it was a great product when taken in addition to my "normal" diet while on a camping festival in the desert. Just existing in that environment saps a ton of energy so having additional calories and nutrients was great. Would never have this in my normal day to day

  • @StevenPesantez
    @StevenPesantez 4 роки тому

    You should bring these videos to byte dude im so happy you be doin this on GOD

  • @kevlar3994
    @kevlar3994 3 роки тому +3

    Soylent as a concept is so fucking disturbing

  • @jameswhitley4101
    @jameswhitley4101 2 роки тому +3

    Honestly, I've never been able to feel comfortable eating Soylent due to how much its name reminds me of the classic SciFi _Solyent Green_
    *spoilers even though most people know the twist*
    even though I know that Soylent is not made of people (like the titular Soylent Green from the film)... I still just feel uncomfortable.

    • @catlover-fp5ig
      @catlover-fp5ig 2 роки тому

      Yeah I don't understand why they chose that as a brandname?

    • @jameswhitley4101
      @jameswhitley4101 2 роки тому +1

      @@catlover-fp5ig I mean, their official explanation is that it is based off of soybeans + lentils, but... don't the know about the movie? Maybe they were trying to use movie to kinda spread the news? Like, "All publicity is good publicity"? I know that the ads they put on Facebook a couple years ago got lots and lots of comments all from people making the same jokes or observations about the name, and an ad having lots of comments surely helps its visibility. Then again, those ads were from recent years (after this video, even), and I never heard about this product back in '13.

  • @bathestyles6525
    @bathestyles6525 3 роки тому +3

    I remember these being big at college hackathons (or at least my college’s lol). Problem is, most hackathons provide free meals for the attendees, so nobody would actually drink the soylent lol. I ended up just taking a case for myself for the shits because nobody else wanted it. Definitely not worth $100 though lol

  • @elizabethramos5130
    @elizabethramos5130 8 місяців тому +2

    I have been struggling to eat full meal lately In fear that I will binge eat ( emotional binge eating has been an problem my entire life) I like them but I use them as a "Oh hey I haven't eaten anything today but I'm scared to eat. I'll just drink my meal." It's seems to work well for now while I work on fixing my relationship with food. Cause after a very scary incident where I almost passed out from lack of calories and blood sugar drop, I still want to get my nutrients and calories without putting myself at risk. Idk it's about finding a balance right now. I am getting help it's just a slow day by day process. All this to day uhhh well... I think they taste pretty good. The banana one is surprisingly good. 😂

  • @Shoyren
    @Shoyren 2 роки тому +3

    I tried to drink Soylent when I had evening classes and couldn’t always cook dinner before hand because my job was also all day. It jacked up my heart rate to absurd levels and I almost had a panic attack during lecture. Do not recommend if eating normally is feasible for you.

  • @LeticiaSantos-wk2oi
    @LeticiaSantos-wk2oi 4 роки тому +79

    ok, I'm not familiar with their brand of humor, and I have seen too many women with an eating disorder to not worry, so I'm not sure. so. I really hope she got confused and doesn't actually eat 800 calories a day

    • @XDdu73
      @XDdu73 4 роки тому +8

      I'm sure she doesn't !! Either that or she doesn't actually know how much calories she eats a day. She probably just never checks

    • @lieQT
      @lieQT 4 роки тому +1

      i dont think she has any idea what a kcal is

  • @IN73RJ3c7I0N
    @IN73RJ3c7I0N 4 роки тому +5

    6:10
    I thought it was an extended poop joke until he said "full refund."

  • @churchgest
    @churchgest 3 роки тому +1

    These videos are poems and this is why I love shaq

  • @rossmholden
    @rossmholden 4 роки тому +2

    I juice dieted for two weeks. I felt exactly the same. I just wanted to chew something - something with fibre. And yeah, the toilet wasn't fun. My breath stank. And I can no longer tolerate kale. Genuinely was quite depressed.

  • @Banefulailment
    @Banefulailment 2 роки тому +5

    Your voice went up a whole octave from all the soy

  • @krithikac8846
    @krithikac8846 3 роки тому +8

    Idk about soylent but Ensures are the shit! Highly recommend.

  • @waterjewdoing
    @waterjewdoing 4 роки тому

    i really like how you explain things. youre funny man.

  • @leena6615
    @leena6615 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve never even heard of this product until his blue apron video? was recommended to me and I can’t even try to take it seriously as a company because I just keep thinking “soylent green is people”

  • @Feverm00n
    @Feverm00n 3 роки тому +4

    I saw a bunch of eating disorder related comments about supplemental nutrition drinks and I just wanna highly recommend Orgain to anyone else who might stumble upon this. The pre packaged Orgain shakes taste a thousand times better than Ensure. Tho their name is terrifying.

  • @BM03
    @BM03 3 роки тому +4

    I do like the concept of jerf. I jerf off all the time. I'm doing it right now, it's lunch time!

  • @Ann-JesusIsLord
    @Ann-JesusIsLord 2 роки тому +1

    Chocolate Mint is going to be super trendy in 2022. Have you seen the movie Soylent Green? "the people will do anything to get what they need"

  • @hongchonginternational6348
    @hongchonginternational6348 3 роки тому +2

    Your drinking ... PEOPLE ... Soylent green! 😆

  • @someguy8273
    @someguy8273 2 роки тому +3

    Yall ever see that movie Soylent Green? Was that the inspiration for this drink?