My wife wants to open our marriage, but only for her

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  • @drm3259
    @drm3259 Місяць тому +682

    The only real advice here is talk to a lawyer immediately.

    • @luierdaneenpamper3877
      @luierdaneenpamper3877 Місяць тому +17

      I reacted physically when i heard him say what he said. Horrible shit

    • @iHopeyoure0ffended
      @iHopeyoure0ffended Місяць тому

      For what lol? So she can fuck his lawyer to?

    • @gators9570
      @gators9570 Місяць тому +27

      This guy has been in a relationship with her for 10 years, there’s no way this is the first time she brought up insane shit. He’s gonna say no to having a one-way open relationship, she’s gonna cheat anyways, and then honestly he’s probably gonna stay and accept it

    • @TheOneWhoGnocchs
      @TheOneWhoGnocchs Місяць тому +2

      Yesterday

    • @strangebrew1231
      @strangebrew1231 Місяць тому +2

      she's gonna leave with half

  • @DawryMike
    @DawryMike Місяць тому +497

    "Still very much in love" This dude is hilarious

  • @loganbaggerly4154
    @loganbaggerly4154 Місяць тому +246

    “Deadpool is the only one acknowledging me” sent me through the fucking roof.

    • @OleMitch
      @OleMitch Місяць тому +5

      “Broke the 4th wall” I about passed out.

    • @uncledubpowermetal
      @uncledubpowermetal Місяць тому +6

      Yeah that whole Marvel riff was funny af lol

  • @vespertilio-ver
    @vespertilio-ver Місяць тому +214

    They say a frog in a slowly boiling pot of water won't notice the heat till its already cooked, this dude is the proof

  • @LoadedGunn47
    @LoadedGunn47 Місяць тому +208

    Buddy nailed it, “she wants you to break up with her” is the answer here. It gives her the excuse to say it was *him* that ended things over what she’ll explain as selfish reasons without elaborating further. Other than that though, seems like a healthy marriage really.

    • @rdcruick
      @rdcruick Місяць тому +19

      Women will always do this. If a girl sits you down and actually tells you "we need to break up" you missed like a hundred signs screaming at you to break up with her.

    • @Poliswag7
      @Poliswag7 Місяць тому +1

      @@rdcruick literally

    • @ichirosuzuki2252
      @ichirosuzuki2252 Місяць тому +1

      @@rdcruick Men also do this. I admittedly did it when I was young and dumb. It is shitty and immature, but breaking up with someone is tough

    • @notrealy180217
      @notrealy180217 Місяць тому +1

      @@ichirosuzuki2252 we do it to an extent. I will do it for a week or two but women will often do it for months. Not sure if this only pertains to straight men either. I think queer guys are pretty quick to get to the point too. A lot of women are just overly optimistic.

  • @svnfshmusic
    @svnfshmusic Місяць тому +345

    the vibrator flying across the room into someone’s hand like thors hammer is so funny

  • @twonsleberrycrunch6209
    @twonsleberrycrunch6209 Місяць тому +152

    Stav is right. She knows what she's doing. Even her saying "I want to do other people because you're okay with it, but I'm not okay with you seeing other people" is such a messed up option.

    • @King_of_Hamsters
      @King_of_Hamsters Місяць тому

      @@twonsleberrycrunch6209 him suggesting an open relationship was his checkmate. You suggest her dressing up like a slut or playing with her butt long before that. Open relationships are like 60-70 year old shit to do unless you're built different

  • @BubbleLandia
    @BubbleLandia Місяць тому +110

    Lawyer up. She clearly wants a dual income while being single. That means she will be greedy and unreasonable in the divorce too. Say nothing until you have counsel from the best lawyer. Then go to therapy alone to process the difficulty and freedom of a new life.

    • @AndrewBarsky
      @AndrewBarsky Місяць тому +6

      Record conversations about this subject. Texts, EVERYTHING.
      There has never been a marriage this over in the history of marriages.

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 Місяць тому +1

      @@AndrewBarsky Depends where he lives. Many states are "no-fault" states so even if she started cheating, it wouldn't change anything.

  • @therealwildfolk
    @therealwildfolk Місяць тому +20

    “This guys toast” before the story even really gets going 😂

  • @SeaWhiz
    @SeaWhiz Місяць тому +175

    Time to hit the gym and move on.

  • @birthgravy
    @birthgravy Місяць тому +75

    HAHAHAHA damn buddy it's over

  • @youknow-vy1pe
    @youknow-vy1pe Місяць тому +58

    Welp. That's divorce time.

  • @alexanderkvitrovn9828
    @alexanderkvitrovn9828 Місяць тому +6

    I’m 42 and have come across maybe 5 or 6 “Polly” or “open” type relationships in my life and they have all crashed and burned. It never works, they’re called unicorns because they don’t exist

  • @mynamesnotchom366
    @mynamesnotchom366 Місяць тому +50

    She might already be cheating dude and looking for a way out of the guilt

  • @ITRIEDEL
    @ITRIEDEL 25 днів тому +9

    She’s actively cheating on you and hoping you accept this proposal so she doesn’t feel guilty anymore.

  • @bradyoung1714
    @bradyoung1714 Місяць тому +40

    The theme of most of these callers are that they have 0 situational awareness lol

    • @zcl812
      @zcl812 Місяць тому

      What I have learned from these videos is thay stavs audience are the most pathetic men alive

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky Місяць тому +34

    Time to start documenting EVERYTHING. Screenshot texts, phone calls etc.
    The marriage is OVER, try to keep your shit. Giving some stuff like this to your lawyer may help bro.

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 Місяць тому +3

      And start slowly moving your money into a separate account. Then again, he's 28 and might not have much.

  • @wayneswirl
    @wayneswirl Місяць тому +32

    Top tier gaslighting too😂

    • @commonabond
      @commonabond Місяць тому

      Like going to a dealership and saying I want the car but I don't know if I feel right about paying for it...

    • @michaelgeary9370
      @michaelgeary9370 Місяць тому

      I think you mean gaslamping

  • @SgtWicket
    @SgtWicket Місяць тому +17

    “The only way to improve our sex life is for me to see other guys and for you to just keep having a crappy sex life I guess idk lmao”

  • @papa_pt
    @papa_pt Місяць тому +45

    God damn..............these are real people?

    • @crazypath573
      @crazypath573 Місяць тому +8

      Idk... and all these messed up people listen primarily to Stav's podcast?
      Maybe it makes perfect sense lol

  • @dylanmiley5642
    @dylanmiley5642 Місяць тому +16

    I like that instead of helping the caller explain it to his wife that she’s fucked up, they’re using marvel to explain to the caller that he’s fucked

  • @johncocksmith2693
    @johncocksmith2693 Місяць тому +29

    Me and my spouse tried an open relationship when she was away for 6 months for work.
    It was an awful idea that I would not recommend. We survived it … but yeah just save yourself the pain and don’t do it.

    • @Liamsnieceson
      @Liamsnieceson Місяць тому +9

      We survived it. Does that mean you survived? Getting vibes it want that bad of a time for her. I just wouldn’t give credit to her if she’s the one that made out or messed up on you.

    • @johncocksmith2693
      @johncocksmith2693 Місяць тому +7

      @@Liamsnieceson our relationship survived it.

    • @jazay591
      @jazay591 Місяць тому

      U not smart

    • @travelsahead
      @travelsahead Місяць тому

      It's spelled "You're".... ​@@jazay591

    • @DaltonSezHi
      @DaltonSezHi Місяць тому +7

      it was an awful idea for you because you guys were probably monogamous. if you are monogamous and neither of you had ever tried being in a poly/open situation before, then yeah an open relationship would probably not help

  • @mastercharlesdiltardino8058
    @mastercharlesdiltardino8058 Місяць тому +16

    Lawyer up, clear out the accounts and sell everything of values and bury the money in the woods.

  • @zanpakutoman4225
    @zanpakutoman4225 Місяць тому +14

    1:50 That was an actual Mark Hamill Joker laugh.

    • @MaskOfMetal94
      @MaskOfMetal94 Місяць тому

      When will DC/Warner Brothers be brave enough to cast a fat Greek as the Joker?

  • @sleepy-peepy
    @sleepy-peepy Місяць тому +14

    she's probably held on to some resentment from when he brought the open relationship up the first time and is trying to reverse it back onto him. she wants to break up.

  • @user-lg3fh6so7z
    @user-lg3fh6so7z Місяць тому +8

    Breaking the 4th wall was amazing lol

  • @tannercarley
    @tannercarley Місяць тому +13

    She’s gotta be testing him. He brought up the idea first month’s back and she said she wasn’t comfortable with it. She is now bringing it up but with a “twist” to it to see what he says. I can’t imagine the rest of the relationship is that good if you this shit is happening. Sad shit.

  • @sleepy-peepy
    @sleepy-peepy Місяць тому +17

    i dont even undertstand the initial premise "spicing up your marriage" by sleeping with other people? why would the excitement of being with new people make your time with your spouse hotter?

    • @preston7724
      @preston7724 Місяць тому

      Swingers exist. But, the fact this lady wants to open the relationship only for her is an obv red flag.

    • @sleepy-peepy
      @sleepy-peepy Місяць тому +2

      @preston7724 Swinging to spice your connection to your partner up when it's just the two of you doesn't make sense to me.

  • @meandyousomeofusfortwo
    @meandyousomeofusfortwo Місяць тому +5

    Been in this exact situation before. Ur cooked my friend

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 Місяць тому +17

    This is why you don't get married when you're that young. Being married for 10 years and still being in your 20's is WILD to me.
    I love how she's gaslighting this guy as well and making it seem like HE'S the selfish one. Some interesting female logic right there.

    • @ThePersia450
      @ThePersia450 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah one of Mt best friends and his wife got married at like 18 and were all 24 now, they've never been with anyone else, and decided to do a "hall pass" and of course she got railed immediately and he never got any. Still a problem to this day. I was away when they did this, or I would have strongly advised against. Can't imagine marrying the first person you date 😅😅

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins Місяць тому

      TBF, I've heard from dudes make mental gymnastics about how they should be able to have side hos but not their lady. E.g. "A woman cannot serve two masters."

  • @TheNiceGuy10100
    @TheNiceGuy10100 Місяць тому +4

    5:08 she wants Jimmy John's to drive through her.

  • @AwesomeJerkface
    @AwesomeJerkface Місяць тому +7

    She probably told her work friend. And he was like, “you’re so hot. Let’s do it.”

  • @wolfofaspen
    @wolfofaspen Місяць тому +10

    still very much in love 😂

  • @jewcyk8268
    @jewcyk8268 Місяць тому +11

    This guy is cooked and has no idea lmao

  • @LoveProWrestling
    @LoveProWrestling Місяць тому +3

    My friend opened up his marriage. Plenty of guys lining up, no women so far. That's the risk.

  • @itsfreezyfbaby
    @itsfreezyfbaby Місяць тому +3

    yeah that high school sweetheart stuff NEVER works out lmao

  • @LeninistLink
    @LeninistLink Місяць тому +5

    you know who else ended a relationship trying to open it up... ofcourse the caller wont end up in a charli xcx music video

  • @truckinconvoy7312
    @truckinconvoy7312 Місяць тому +4

    Leave her *Dr Stav walks into the consultation room accompanied by an open relationship specialist, you know you're about to get some bad news

  • @illMonk-xm2xd
    @illMonk-xm2xd Місяць тому +2

    Deadpool breaking the fourth wall is fucking hilarious

  • @kylechappell1694
    @kylechappell1694 Місяць тому +2

    Bruh, what a hell this must be

  • @terencemckenna9630
    @terencemckenna9630 Місяць тому +1

    This guy's toast😂😂

  • @AdamBCane
    @AdamBCane Місяць тому +4

    Divorce is the only answer

  • @devonroyer2577
    @devonroyer2577 Місяць тому +1

    Why are you’re feet out!? XD not mad but just startled! Hey stavvy looking fucking great!

  • @SasukeAvenges
    @SasukeAvenges Місяць тому

    This dude is giving Anders from Workaholics vibes and IM HERE FOR IT

  • @dylane234
    @dylane234 Місяць тому +2

    It’s already open brother

  • @RobadobaChannel
    @RobadobaChannel Місяць тому +2

    2:03 wife really went full Darth Vader with "I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further".

  • @ckhgator
    @ckhgator Місяць тому

    this had me bricked up ngl

  • @reverse-grip
    @reverse-grip Місяць тому +37

    I don't think she wants him to break up with her, nor do I think she just wants to go cheat. My take is the wife is just looking for a fight. It's such a ridiculous suggestion. It wasn't a real suggestion as much as it was a test.
    What she probably wanted to hear was "No honey, let's just be exclusive and find another way", BUT what she heard (regardless if it's what he actually said) was probably closer to "No, I want to sleep with other people too if you're gonna", and she took it as him admitting that he just wants to sleep with other people. Since she made him drop the idea so fast it sounds like she was offended that he even brought up the idea as it's not something she would have considered and was suspicious/angry after that.
    First, Dude brought up open relationship and she shot it down immediately.
    Then, wife now things dude wants to sleep with other people.
    She stews on that for a month, gets angry about it.
    Wife brings up one-sided open relationship. Dude says no.
    And now wife starts complaining about him wanting to sleep with other people???
    It would have made way more sense to argue that he just wants to sleep with other people the first time he brought it up. Asking for a one-sided version of an open relationship sounds to me like a safe way to bring it up again; she knows there's no way he'll say yes unlike if she brought it up in a fair way. Sounds to me like she just had a delayed reaction to his first request. She was really trying to pick a fight so she could complain more about him wanting to be open in the first place.

    • @timt4715
      @timt4715 Місяць тому +19

      This is really awesome advice from someone that has clearly never been in a relationship with a female.

    • @Pimpjit85
      @Pimpjit85 Місяць тому +8

      This has to be the worst take on the situation. Unless you're a female projecting you're own reflection of the situation, which scares me even more than the callers wife

    • @WandaSykesOfficial
      @WandaSykesOfficial Місяць тому

      You're %100 right guys that call chicks "females" don't understand women

    • @Liamsnieceson
      @Liamsnieceson Місяць тому +4

      This has 22 upvotes meaning that some 22 airheads also agree. What the shit. The dude said he “told her that was insane” 2:25
      And then she called him selfish.
      So no. You typed a lot for nothing. Sorry bud

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins Місяць тому

      Other people here are crapping on you unfairly, IMO, as it's a legitimate possibility (I wouldn't say probability). It is pretty weird for a woman to suggest a cuckold relationship where it's not a stated condition of not breaking up (say if the man did something terrible)... her actually wanting to stay together but trying to get the man to drop the idea by giving the ridiculous alternative to his idea could explain it.

  • @Croot_Music
    @Croot_Music Місяць тому

    The avengers bit was amazing

  • @calebb231
    @calebb231 Місяць тому

    Walking on eggshells this call lmao

  • @chetligby
    @chetligby Місяць тому

    I fucking love a Stav cackle

  • @Komodo1312
    @Komodo1312 Місяць тому +4

    Reminder that Stav was in a relationship with extremely hot it girl Rachel Sennott, but dumped because she didn't want to open up their relationship. Biggest fumble of his life apart from severing his relationship with Nick

    • @StamesJevens
      @StamesJevens Місяць тому +7

      Look Nick was objectively the funniest person on the show and maybe of that time, but it’s not like Nick is cranking out the laughs now like they did on the town. Stav leaving seems to have deflated his comedic instincts and stav is doing way better

    • @Rossoneri2
      @Rossoneri2 Місяць тому +3

      it's been 3 years, get over it or go listen to the monotone podcast

    • @Komodo1312
      @Komodo1312 Місяць тому

      @@StamesJevens Stav still dumped Rachel Sennott because he is a horny glutton. My comment wasn't about Nick lol

  • @notchback93
    @notchback93 Місяць тому +11

    I’d say she has already stepped out on him, and possibly that’s why the sex life is no longer alive. Now she’s looking to do it without having to worry or carry any burden of it. Also has a side note I’m kinda surprised that he would feel the need to call into a comedy podcast to see what he should do!!! There’s just a lot to unpack here.

  • @meganandrickys
    @meganandrickys Місяць тому

    Insane phone call. Lmao

  • @JT-id5xm
    @JT-id5xm Місяць тому +11

    After u cheat leave her

    • @bane8305
      @bane8305 Місяць тому +1

      my man

    • @Levelc
      @Levelc Місяць тому +4

      That would be great for her divorce lawyers. The caller should stop acting like a lame and initiate the divorce.

  • @averagejoseph3753
    @averagejoseph3753 Місяць тому +1

    Its just divorce. The fact that she suggested this is divorce. Needing to sit down and talk about spicijg things up is divorce. Just get a divorce.

  • @thecrazyyodeler85
    @thecrazyyodeler85 18 днів тому

    She is already cheating and looking for her way out. RUN!!

  • @GoogleUser-pf7wb
    @GoogleUser-pf7wb Місяць тому

    funniest clip im crying

  • @ligairi
    @ligairi Місяць тому

    7:11 I’d like to hear his original pitch. This might have been a test if he said something like “it’s not that I want strange, we just need to spice it up.” Because otherwise it doesn’t make sense tbh. I think the OG pitch is suspect.

  • @zack2thafuture
    @zack2thafuture Місяць тому

    See ya at comic con, next call lmao

  • @Deans-jm3uf
    @Deans-jm3uf Місяць тому

    The advice is to punt. Pretend the issue is resolved however that goes and use it to buy time to either talk to a lawyer to strategize and/or preemptively cheat

  • @robertberkowitz992
    @robertberkowitz992 Місяць тому +1

    I love stavvy and the podcast but sometimes it just makes me sad

  • @j.j.negrontv1111
    @j.j.negrontv1111 Місяць тому

    Damn, this almost turned me Red Pill 😂

  • @baronthompson8653
    @baronthompson8653 25 днів тому

    Already cheating on you but doesn’t want to lose her resources that you provide.
    A classic superbowl strategy

  • @BP-or2iu
    @BP-or2iu Місяць тому +3

    This relationship is over. She’s either 1) already cheated 2) will eventually cheat no matter if a deal is brokered or 3) will be unhappy for the coming years because she can’t sleep with anyone else.
    Either way this is not the end of this. Leave now.

  • @strangebrew1231
    @strangebrew1231 Місяць тому +2

    Is that iDubbz calling in?

  • @jakebiebel8609
    @jakebiebel8609 Місяць тому

    I’ll see you at the gym tomorrow bro ❤

  • @matthewsantana9472
    @matthewsantana9472 Місяць тому

    It’s Ggs in the chat man. He’s cooked.

  • @bibsp3556
    @bibsp3556 Місяць тому

    Take everything, leave.

  • @MrAntho191
    @MrAntho191 Місяць тому

    That’s a big fucking wrinkle 🤣

  • @slickrickybob3447
    @slickrickybob3447 Місяць тому

    Avengers 😂

  • @hrs1414
    @hrs1414 13 днів тому

    Its over mate, sorry

  • @savge_2991
    @savge_2991 Місяць тому

    He needs to get the autojack3000 that’ll show her

  • @FakeAndTrolled
    @FakeAndTrolled Місяць тому

    Bro’s gonna have to fork over half his net worth for his trouble, imagine getting legally married in the 2020s.

  • @Novous
    @Novous Місяць тому

    It was a good run man. But that relationship is TOAST

  • @theboyjazz
    @theboyjazz Місяць тому

    Stavy bby looking great

  • @dknox90803
    @dknox90803 Місяць тому +5

    This is one of the weirdest things I have ever heard in my life.

  • @MrAntho191
    @MrAntho191 Місяць тому

    Talk to every divorce lawyer, hit the town, and get some snizz fuck all that noise

  • @griffin4runner320
    @griffin4runner320 Місяць тому

    Damn, my boy is cooked :((((

  • @nld8985
    @nld8985 19 днів тому

    Unless both of you were already open and clear about it before yall got together..... opening it up NEVER works as a solution to a couples problems .... NEVER!

  • @King_of_Hamsters
    @King_of_Hamsters Місяць тому +4

    What happened is he requested an open relationship first, it hurt her feelings, so she decided to show him what it feels like

    • @reverse-grip
      @reverse-grip Місяць тому +2

      This exactly. I don't think she's being serious with the request.

  • @Imintence
    @Imintence Місяць тому

    This is why i don’t want to get married.

  • @Lilvynom
    @Lilvynom Місяць тому

    “Let’s open our relationship but just for me”…. So u wanna cheat

  • @sammckenney8163
    @sammckenney8163 Місяць тому

    This feels like it's probably made up, but assuming it isn't yeah he's toast

  • @brasshouse-og
    @brasshouse-og Місяць тому +1

    Stavvy Looks a little trimmer. Always pulling for our boy to drop a few pounds

  • @Levelc
    @Levelc Місяць тому

    The callers wife clearly doesn’t respect him. Cut your losses and start working toward the divorce.

  • @chillingtonite
    @chillingtonite Місяць тому

    …he’s right behind me, isn’t he?

  • @richardthegingerbo909
    @richardthegingerbo909 Місяць тому

    _A lot of 39-year old men are into Marvel_ [cue music]

  • @Durmomo0
    @Durmomo0 24 дні тому

    Imagine being so greedy you dont want the guy to get some too?
    We already know its probably a huge uphill climb for the guy compared to the girl when its opened up in the first place then to be like "nah, just me..."
    I hope this one is fake.

  • @alexanderkvitrovn9828
    @alexanderkvitrovn9828 Місяць тому

    Just get divorced why do people put themselves through this

  • @johnbonamigo5696
    @johnbonamigo5696 Місяць тому

    Its time for a divorce.....now..and dont even look back. First I bet shes already cheating and second this is fucked

  • @Poliswag7
    @Poliswag7 Місяць тому +1

    Open relationship = intermission before breakup. There is no such thing as an open relationship.

  • @__-bz7wh
    @__-bz7wh 28 днів тому

    Dating is cooked.

  • @jabiscojones4787
    @jabiscojones4787 Місяць тому

    On your left

  • @contentconsumer3743
    @contentconsumer3743 Місяць тому

    Captain Vibrator

  • @zwipify
    @zwipify Місяць тому +1

    Someone should have shouted wakanda forever and do the tchalla cross arm salute thing

  • @wryandwatchful
    @wryandwatchful Місяць тому

    These guy clearly is clueless from being married since high school. He’ll get eaten alive in the dating pool.

  • @ryano952
    @ryano952 Місяць тому

    She for sure already cheated

  • @turtlezinthesky
    @turtlezinthesky Місяць тому

    Yeah she's already cheating

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead Місяць тому

    She's been taking it from other men for years