"Hey, guys, isn't it great we're in a convoy? How long is this convoy anyway? Do you think we'll pass any other convoys along the way? When we get there, do you think we'll stay in the convoy? I really love that we're in a convoy like this. Have you guys ever been in a convoy like this?" *breathes heavily* "CONVOY"
I watched this review a long while ago, and have just spent 20 minutes googling keywords and searching through my favourite movie review channels to find it, as I forgot the title. I've searched every combination of every detail I could recall about the movie. THEN, it dawned on me, the most distinctive detail ever, so I searched "slasher movie convoy" and I shit you not the title of this movie was the SECOND RESULT!
*cracks knuckles* What jaws did for vacations and what psycho did to Mother's Day and what Cyberbu//y did to Clicksters and what Hunger Games did to reality TV and what Inglorious Basterds did to the movie theatre and what Wizard of Oz did to tornados and what the Visit did to grandparents and what It did to balloons and what The Room did to "Oh hai Mark" and what Hot fuzz did to swans and what Saw did to Monopoly this movie will do to shoe boxes
It's like the creators of this film watched Scream and the Strangers and completely missed the reasons why the villains did what they did, and why they did it that way. So the Villain is this guy who like throws fuckin knives in the air and waits for them to hit people in the head, basically just handicapping himself in any way imaginable to get the coolest, scariest, on-screen kills.
Trust me, is Adam......i've tried to watch the movies he reviews and they are insufferable.....He truly knows what to cut, what to left, and what to repeat 20 times with epic music and silly sounds =)
Genuinely the only logical explanation for this story and murder plot is that the killer is an omniscient god who is so utterly bored with life that he decided to fuck with this group of women and make the most complicated, stupid murder plot possible.
The editing of the guy looking back and forth between the killer and the girls while also reaching for the ignition is definitely one of the funniest things I've seen all year
I've rewatched this review many times over the years and every time it shocks me how that absolute war-crime of a sandwich was allowed to be put into a movie.
wait.. so the clown plays with the kids, kills the first babysitter without them noticing, put her corpse in the shed in the middle of the day without anyone noticing it, than he prepares himself in the house hoping the kids wouldn´t tell anyone about him, gets out of the house to the front door just to inform his next victim that someone is missing, sneaks back in the house, put on his creepy clown costume and sits down in full view for everybody in the room he thinks the new babysitter would sleep in, plays with the tv to scare her and still get her? to be honest, i realy thought the two kids would be the murderer of the first one and putthe clown mask on her as some kind of twisted joke
Hopingover Leavesinfall yeah I mean isn’t not visually stunning or anything but it’s appealing and it the quality some of the better Netflix originals today. Just with everything else was right.
@@seanmacguire3324 The shot at 14:17 especially looks good, I love how you can't the see the guy's face and the way that the dark coat looks so bright.
Hopingover Leavesinfall it does look really great it reminds me of hush when the killer begins so mysterious and anonymous standing outside the house looking in and then becomes a known character so we learn how much danger the character is. It’s a shame this killer then decides to dress as a clown because why the hell not
@@Jrez It's insane how films actually need to make to actuallly make a profit. This movie was a total flop. Not as bad as Cats though. You have to pull something like the budget + about 25-50% of the budget on top of that to even start seeing profits.
Honestly, what was the clown planning to do if she ripped off his mask? "Haha, looks like ya caught me! Whoopsies! Better be leaving now, see ya tomorrow!" It's not like he had a weapon or anything. I feel like that situation would end up being more awkward than scary.
He actually had that triple bladed weapon hidden in his concertina. So he could have ambushed her at everytime, yet he decides to wait until the element of surprise is ruined and she almost escaped.
You mean the writers are stupid, right? XD There are plenty of ways to correct these movies that are not so hard to come up with, as Adam repeatedly demonstrates in his videos.
@@tylerleach8796 then again "Jet" and "Convoy" can sound like pretty cool names. It's just really on the fucking nose for robots who literally transform into said vehicles.
StardustLegend he’s called Convoy because Optimus Prime was deemed to difficult and not catchy to Japanese speakers. They closed Convoy because it also come from the fact the toy was original called that too
Brax Archy "He flies - _nyoom!_ And he shoots fireballs from his hands! *Chooh ch-chooh!* Oh, and I forgot the best part! He loves to play his *_KAAAAAAAZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOO!_* "
I like to _siiiiiiing,_ I like to _daaaaaance,_ and I like to have fun _fun_ *fun* *_fun_* FUN _FUN_ *FUN* *_FUN FUN FUN FFFFFUN FFFFFUN FFFFFUN FUN FUN FUN_*
It's a sad feeling finishing part 1 of a YMS review, cause you know you won't get part 2 till October. And you won't get part 3 till December. And you won't get part 4 till March 2018 And you won't get part 5 till June 2019 And you'll never get part 6 cause you'll be dead by then.
"...then does something with his hand that is now killing rob, i guess.?" the fact that Rob is a delicate little flower and gets killed one handed in a few seconds is pretty hilarious to me.
it took me until the 3rd look back at the mustache guy with the keys at 11:44 for me to realize this was Adam's editing and not the film's. for a second i existed in a reality where this was a horror comedy and somehow Adam completely missed that.
hahahahahaha your editing of the guy jingling the keys while he looks back and forth literally made me do a spit take that was straight up like that scene in kung pow hahah, key guys sound is too funny
True story: I wrote a short story when I was in 4th grade and teachers thought it was so well written for a 9 year old that I was invited to go read it to lower level classes. I wasn't very much older before I became embarrassed by how many holes I had left in the plot but I forgave myself because I was 9. My story had fewer plot holes than Amusement.
The first story I ever wrote was about a boy breaking into The Louvre to steal Mona Lisa, using his shadow based powers inherited from his father (The Devil) to move around and scuffle with the guards. Whatever you may think of that story, it's still more realistic than what happens in Amusement.
You ever feel sorry for actors involved in shitty moves like this? Some are giving it their all and seem to be aware at how bad the movie is which they are in. Do you think they cry themselves to sleep thinking about the directors request for them to make a shitty sandwich?
4.54x39 pretty dope ammo, if you're a 5.56 copycatting communist block bastard that is, of course!! still though, can't bring myself to like your comment although slight chuckle inducing, I'm just looking for comments with a number of likes that correspond to calibers of rifles, shotguns and handguns and whatever else, artillery pieces, mortars, cannons etc & making a comment much like this!!! you commie spy PIECE OF EASTERN GERMAN SCHEIßE, you commie scheiß kopf!!!
Trust No One Tabitha is one of the most well known self-employed iconic sandwich makers of the state and her sandwich making skills have been celevrated by the best of them. I take great offense to anyone who critiques her work without knowing anything of the sandwich business at all. She knows what shes doing, I'm surprised she didnt equate her sandwich making skills to her survival skills. I was sure she would outwit the killer with her great sense of construction of beautiful sandwich ingredients.
That bit whee the villain is growling at the car window with his keys and the other guy's head is whipping back and forth whilst his hand scrambles and then the keys reverse back up into the villain's hand broke me.
The sandwich was fucking gold. Every person on the planet could hear their father sigh in disgust at that terrible thing, and say "MAKE YOU'RE SANDWICH *RIGHT!!!!*" It looked like the perfect instance of a spoiled ass brat who's fed up with her dad lol
I remember walking around Blockbuster and seeing the cover for this movie forever. Never did I imagine I'd see that poster again in a thumbnail in my subscriptions.
I've been wondering why this particular episode seemed so off, and I realized it's because you haven't thrown in any embarrassing promo/interview footage of super uncomfortable actors and directors
The fact the guy isn't aware how horrible it is to be following a flippin' SEMI on a highway definitely means he has no real idea wtf a "convoy" is useful for.
Never heard of "drafting?" In scaled wind-tunnel tests, driving 100 feet behind a semi at 55 mph will reduce drag on your car by 40%. The drag reduction increases as you approach the bumper of the truck until you get a 93% drag reduction at a distance of 2 feet. In road tests, the testers achieved an almost 20% improvement in gas mileage at a distance of 100 feet (at 55 mph) and a 45% improvement at 10 feet. The recommended distance is 150 feet, so you have time to stop if the trucker hits his brakes. Driving _behind_ a semi is fine and perfectly safe (maybe if it's raining you wouldn't want to). Driving _in front_ is not recommended, and never pass them on the passenger side. Now you can explain to me your idea of what a convoy is useful for.
huh. When we got to the one with the kids and the dude dressed as the clown I *really* thought, for some fucking reason, this was a totally separate anthology thing and the kids actually killed the babysitter and hid her in the clown costume, and the dude at the door really was just a concerned boyfriend. That would've been much more interesting... still insane and unlikely but definitely more interesting...
Ohhh shit I need this!!!! The entire time they make you think the person in the clown mask is this terrible killer, they pass the boyfriend off as a red herring because let's be real, his clothes and that whole scene was meant to make him look like the killer at first, but in the mean time, it's actually the kids. And Tabitha doesn't realise because she thinks they're just pranks. Bonus points if Tabitha gets framed for the crime because no one could believe the kids would be killers.
Add in porcelain dolls, they might spook your guest especially in the dark (probably not as much as creepy clown dolls, but it’s still a nice touch imo)
You know what I just found out, Adam? The whole "Shelby" segment focuses more on Rob than Shelby! She's barely in her own part of the movie and the film makes it look like it's about Rob.
I thought the same thing! Between her two separate naps and a lengthy period of being bound & gagged, she literally did nothing except complain about his driving...
Wait, how did that weird little glasses man use his CB radio to lie to the trucker in the first chapter? Wasn't he walking out of the convenience store with Shelby's boyfriend as the trucker was getting the message?
Angry Bidoof Mabye the trucker got the message while he was driving, but decided to not tell those two dudes about the trafic jam until after they left the convince store, because tokyo drifts?
Modern horror movie checklist: 1: question nothing 2: split up every chance you get 3: what are weapons? 4: convenience for convenience sake 5: climb In the oven plz 6: old people are skurry 7: animal sound effects 8: idiotic audience 9: stupid women characters
Honestly as soon as a horror movie isn't afraid to give the protagonist a gun I'll be surprised, I mean like imagine a horror film where the person is slowly running out of ammo as the story progresses and becoming more panicked jumping at every creak of a floorboard. Like seriously it has so much potential
musty max what? they were never dating, mark is straight, mark has never edited the YMS videos, and mark has been effectively ejected from adum's life for not doing the amount of work he was being paid for
Imagine a movie trailer that has a little child sing a nursery song and when the title is shown you hear the child sing "swiggety swooty I'm coming for that booty."
11:45 - 12:22 Literally had me on the floor laughing my ass off hysterically. I haven't laughed that hard from a YMS review since that bit from World War Z video where you were making fun of the stock music while wearing the horse mask. Well played sir.
Is it just me or is this basically every childrens horror stories told at the playground. I mean I can't even count how many times I've hear the "Babysitter and clowndoll" stories when I was a kid. Also the stories of a young couple driving in the night and coming across a crazy person that escaped from a mental institution...
Babysitter is calling parent on phone. Babysitter say, "Parent, your offspring is in bed, but it say clown statue in the room is scary'. Phone go quiet. Parent say, "Take our clown statue and run. We don't have an offspring."
Am I the only one who thinks the killer looks like Ned Flanders in the first segment? The sweater vest, the glasses, moustache, dweebiness... he's psycho-killer Ned!!
Didn't you know? All sandwiches were created in 1978. There were no sandwiches before 1978. The government just made it look like there were to cover up the Great Sandwich War of 1978, when sandwiches began emerging out of sandwich shaped holes in the Sammigara Fault, created by a Japanese earthquake the year prior.
i agree. although its heavily argued in the field of sandwichology if the great sandwich war was in 1978 or 1979 and if americas involvement in the great sandwich war was direct result of russias sandwich civil war of 1978
In the movie's defense, many many people would try to move an injured victim instead of just calling the paramedics. But I really can't fathom what would go through the minds of the people who wrote/directed/approved this movie. I mean, the writers has clearly to be at best 10 or 12, right? Probably 5. But I must say, Adam, your videos make these movies so much more entertaining...
Alexandre Martins Yeah, it doesn’t make sense at all that nobody would call 911, even in a super-panicked scenario. You’ve gotta still have common sense, even in that kind of situation.
Babe, don't even talk to me before I've had my morning convoy.
prince joopie *AH, BINGO.*
Like the drink only spelled different
@@georgedudleysashtray3860 yovnoc?
convfefe
Covfefe covfefe covfefe covfefe
I've literally never heard anyone use convoy that many times in conversation, even when in a legitimate convoy.
What the fuck do you even talk about then
What even is a convoy though
@@vulpezerdavulcan9055 A group of vehicle moving together,usually in a line. It is used more for police and military.
Do convoys play the song convoy by CW McCall?
"Hey, guys, isn't it great we're in a convoy? How long is this convoy anyway? Do you think we'll pass any other convoys along the way? When we get there, do you think we'll stay in the convoy? I really love that we're in a convoy like this. Have you guys ever been in a convoy like this?" *breathes heavily* "CONVOY"
It still gets me that Shelby’s boyfriend or whatever has the single character trait of convoy.
bingo
And he looks like a diet Ben Whishaw.
I watched this review a long while ago, and have just spent 20 minutes googling keywords and searching through my favourite movie review channels to find it, as I forgot the title.
I've searched every combination of every detail I could recall about the movie.
THEN, it dawned on me, the most distinctive detail ever, so I searched "slasher movie convoy" and I shit you not the title of this movie was the SECOND RESULT!
@@SalahEddineH that is fucking amazing.
I used to like to drive in a convoy, then I became a truck driver and prefer to drive as far away from other vehicles as possible.
The “head turning between kidnapped girl and guy dangling keys”-edit had me in fucking stitches. Bloody brilliant.
Ett Gammalt Bergtroll Would ya like a cookie?! 😂
I will say, that part was very... Amusing. :D
I laughed a laugh that was breathless. And very rasitas.
@@galleryofrogues uhnnnnnn ehehehehheheh
I come back from time to time for a good laugh. That part has me crying right now.. 💀
"Hearing someone fart is not an excuse to grope a child"
- Adum "Truthsayer" Johnston
fuck's sake, I'm gunna need a new lawyer, he swore that was a watertight excuse
@@beth9138
More watertight, less airtight.
That lady was soon arrested for sexual assault
@@grirrat it's always in the small print
Jan Berkemeier NOW you tell me, Adum! *sigh*
I've never heard a movie say the word "convoy" this many times...
*_...AND I'VE SEEN THE MOVIE "CONVOY"._*
ten four rubber duckie!
we got a great big convoy
*b i n g o*
Disappointed that there were no Convoy references in this review.
Japanese Optimus Prime was very disappointed when he heard his name so many times in this schlockfest.
*this movie will do to convoys what jaws did to the ocean*
Niko Oftelie Wanna swim with the trucks instead of the fishes?
Haha, I'm dying
Omg 😂😂
What jaws did for the ocean and psycho did for showers and The Visit did for grandparents, Amusement will do for convoys and clowns
*cracks knuckles*
What jaws did for vacations and what psycho did to Mother's Day and what Cyberbu//y did to Clicksters and what Hunger Games did to reality TV and what Inglorious Basterds did to the movie theatre and what Wizard of Oz did to tornados and what the Visit did to grandparents and what It did to balloons and what The Room did to "Oh hai Mark" and what Hot fuzz did to swans and what Saw did to Monopoly this movie will do to shoe boxes
"She just missed cheerleading practice."
What? AFTER babysitting? In the dead of night? During a rainstorm??
Yes
Oh ok
Sounds legit
In this economy?
@@obairna2285 Oh, provocative!
Even the sandwich was poorly written and contradictory in this forsaken movie.
People with "pootis" in their name know everything about sandviches
A Person That was easily the most disturbing scene in this movie--I could only watch it once.
That Sandwich just made me sad
It's like the creators of this film watched Scream and the Strangers and completely missed the reasons why the villains did what they did, and why they did it that way. So the Villain is this guy who like throws fuckin knives in the air and waits for them to hit people in the head, basically just handicapping himself in any way imaginable to get the coolest, scariest, on-screen kills.
Hey look. It's that funny man.
To be fair, the poster says "It's funny, right?"
Jonathan Sefcik It matched so much with what Adam was asking in the beginning of the video that I wondered if he added it in himself.
Trust me, is Adam......i've tried to watch the movies he reviews and they are insufferable.....He truly knows what to cut, what to left, and what to repeat 20 times with epic music and silly sounds =)
@@calilaployploy2827 grammar?
The film is funny. Funny to laugh at.
Jonathan Sefcik they don’t even know if it’s funny or not
Genuinely the only logical explanation for this story and murder plot is that the killer is an omniscient god who is so utterly bored with life that he decided to fuck with this group of women and make the most complicated, stupid murder plot possible.
And he had absurd amounts of money that he can waste with no consequence
i've made a character exactly like this and even then hes a lot more interesting and at least has motivation
Sometimes it feels like Hollywood writers end up having a stupid period.
it’s been years and the deadpan “tokyo drift” and “oh no, who is phone” still get to me every single time
I quote “Tokyo drift” whenever someone speeds past me or when I see those super loud cars on the street
This review has so many classics in it
i laughed way too hard at the sandwich
mooshi I laughed to hard at the car key scene
Both jokes got me so badly, so awfully funny. X'D
mooshi I laughed way too hard at the dirty plate and Adam saying: EXCUSE ME YOUNG LADY BUT THAT PLATE IS NOT CLEAN. How are you so bad at everything?
You know an actress is stupidly pampered when she literally doesn't know how to make a sandwich or even wash dishes for that matter
The bread is shit btw
The editing of the guy looking back and forth between the killer and the girls while also reaching for the ignition is definitely one of the funniest things I've seen all year
djburst holy shit I’m crying
djburst im rewatching just for that edit. Plus the actor playing the killer does way better in comedies.
I actually had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard from that.
it was pretty great. haven't laughed that hard in a while
A YMS YTP lol
YOU PICKED THE WRONG CONVOY, FOOL.
Ay, ayy! Big Laugh! It's me, Rob! Chill! Chill!
Ah bingo
The snowman
This review is like a classic film, I could revisit it countless amount of times and still be thoroughly entertained by it.
Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels like this
It's like putting on an old TV series I love
"Hearing someone fart is no excuse to start groping a child" gets funnier the more you say it
Neil Andblowmee "did you shit yourself or are you just happy to see me?"
It’s even better out of context
"Exactly how much wine did you drink!?"
@@phantomshitter5049 Username checks out
What exactly is a proper "Shoots fire from hands" noise?
I enjoy your channel greatly.
Why are you here? There's no goths in this movie.
RebelTaxi if skyrim has taught me anything, it sounds like "FFFFFWWWOOUFFHH"
the proper noise is just not shooting fire from your hands
RebelTaxi well pan, I think it would be more of a zapping sound
4:21, you can see the entire film crew's reflection in the truck door.
Hey, Shaym.
I shit hi
Good Lord that's embarrassing
Wait. I can't see it. Are you sure?
+James Moseley. Pause the video. Go frame by frame using the . and , keys. You'll see it when he closes the door.
I've rewatched this review many times over the years and every time it shocks me how that absolute war-crime of a sandwich was allowed to be put into a movie.
I know right, why is it bad actors are so bad you often end up wondering if they are even human.
No matter how many times I revisit this video, that sandwich bit has me in tears 😂
@hobohabsburg8447 Isn't it just Ave Maria?
I feel the need to bring it to everyone's attention that the killer in this movie is also the villain in Paul Blart: Mall Cop. You're welcome.
How do you know that? What you said implies you watched Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Jrezky of course he did, it’s a modern masterpiece
@@Jrez what you're saying implies you HAVEN'T seen Paul Blart. Truly I weep for you.
When you say villain, don't you mean THE LAUGH
Shared universe confirmed
wait.. so the clown plays with the kids, kills the first babysitter without them noticing, put her corpse in the shed in the middle of the day without anyone noticing it, than he prepares himself in the house hoping the kids wouldn´t tell anyone about him, gets out of the house to the front door just to inform his next victim that someone is missing, sneaks back in the house, put on his creepy clown costume and sits down in full view for everybody in the room he thinks the new babysitter would sleep in, plays with the tv to scare her and still get her?
to be honest, i realy thought the two kids would be the murderer of the first one and putthe clown mask on her as some kind of twisted joke
KillTheFuture42 Actually that sounds more interesting than what the movie did
Punk n' Metal Guess they wanted to copy the "clown statue," urban legend instead.
Yeah, these characters and setting would have to be changed to a rural setting with farm kids.
Not to mention it was broad daylight when he would have killed the first babysitter and dragged her corpse out to the shed.
KillTheFuture42 PLOTHOLES GLALORE!
The scariest thing in this movie is the sandwich making, I was truly horrified
The fucking cheese was half way on.
The cinematographer deserves some credit, because this movie looks much better than most 2000's horror movies.
Yeah to be fair I wouldn’t know this was a 2000’s film. It’s a pretty good looking movie it’s everything else that’s cursed
@@seanmacguire3324 Much more appealing than a lot of the Platinum Dunes remakes and most of the Saw films.
Hopingover Leavesinfall yeah I mean isn’t not visually stunning or anything but it’s appealing and it the quality some of the better Netflix originals today. Just with everything else was right.
@@seanmacguire3324 The shot at 14:17 especially looks good, I love how you can't the see the guy's face and the way that the dark coat looks so bright.
Hopingover Leavesinfall it does look really great it reminds me of hush when the killer begins so mysterious and anonymous standing outside the house looking in and then becomes a known character so we learn how much danger the character is. It’s a shame this killer then decides to dress as a clown because why the hell not
Oh my God there's a banging at the door
That never gets old
Where's that from, btw?
Thank you for spelling it correctly when 99,9% people on this website don't.
@@s3dchr You're very welcome
The editing in this particular episode is god tier
It's funny because (unless it got demonetized) this short review series by YMS probably made more money than the actual film's box office
Well just not losing 900,000 dollars is not bad
Nah, he would make about 2000 per million views but he definitely made more profit lmao
Anything below a 90% loss is better than the film. Actual profit is comparatively huge.
@@Jrez It's insane how films actually need to make to actuallly make a profit. This movie was a total flop. Not as bad as Cats though. You have to pull something like the budget + about 25-50% of the budget on top of that to even start seeing profits.
yeah I don’t think so. but, like the other guy said, no doubt he made more profit. can’t imagine he lost money
Honestly, what was the clown planning to do if she ripped off his mask?
"Haha, looks like ya caught me! Whoopsies! Better be leaving now, see ya tomorrow!"
It's not like he had a weapon or anything.
I feel like that situation would end up being more awkward than scary.
This is one of the many reasons the characters in an average horror film are exceedingly stupid; if they weren't, the film would just fall apart.
Do you think he'd be like 'oh shit do you think we could retry this another day? Sorry I thought this would go a loootttttt different! Diddley!'
He actually had that triple bladed weapon hidden in his concertina. So he could have ambushed her at everytime, yet he decides to wait until the element of surprise is ruined and she almost escaped.
You mean the writers are stupid, right? XD There are plenty of ways to correct these movies that are not so hard to come up with, as Adam repeatedly demonstrates in his videos.
seinfeld theme plays and episode ends
Fun Fact: did you know that Optimus Prime is referred to in Japan as "Convoy?"
Which is a really stupid name. It would be like changing Starscream’s name to “Jet.” Or changing Rachet’s name to “Ambulance.”
@@tylerleach8796 then again "Jet" and "Convoy" can sound like pretty cool names. It's just really on the fucking nose for robots who literally transform into said vehicles.
StardustLegend he’s called Convoy because Optimus Prime was deemed to difficult and not catchy to Japanese speakers. They closed Convoy because it also come from the fact the toy was original called that too
Ah bingo
Tabitha' brother looks like kazoo kid
Brax Archy cannot unsee
Also they look like kid anakin
Brax Archy "He flies - _nyoom!_ And he shoots fireballs from his hands! *Chooh ch-chooh!* Oh, and I forgot the best part! He loves to play his *_KAAAAAAAZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOO!_* "
I like to _siiiiiiing,_ I like to _daaaaaance,_ and I like to have fun _fun_ *fun* *_fun_* FUN _FUN_ *FUN* *_FUN FUN FUN FFFFFUN FFFFFUN FFFFFUN FUN FUN FUN_*
The only difference is that Brett Ambler (the Kazoo kid) could actually act and the two hell spawn children here made the COTC remake unwatchable.
SirChubbyBunny Does COTC stand for Children of the Corn?
It's a sad feeling finishing part 1 of a YMS review, cause you know you won't get part 2 till October.
And you won't get part 3 till December.
And you won't get part 4 till March 2018
And you won't get part 5 till June 2019
And you'll never get part 6 cause you'll be dead by then.
ralphthemoviemaker can't wait for part 14 of the synecdoche, New York review that's coming in 2030
Aw fuck me, Ralph. The truth never hurt me this much before.
My second favorite baby boi!
You're my favorite Jew boi
ralphthemoviemaker Well, with that attitude...
Those sound effect scenes were fucking incredible
Tungsten Dan hi can I ask you a question
This is the magnum opis of yms, all of the edit bits like the guy with the car keys are just...just perfect.
there isn't any interview footage tho
Came for the sandwich scene (from the stream), stayed for the review.
the sandwich edit is already legendary.
That Sandwich edit was legit one of the funniest things I've seen all year, you've really killed it with these videos man
When she said "I'm Tabitha, the Carmine's Niece." I heard, "I'm Tabitha, the car might sneeze."
No no no you're saying it wrong, its THE car mines' knees
Same lmao
That back and forth with the villain taunting with the keys, and the tied up girlfriend was brilliant. X'D
"...then does something with his hand that is now killing rob, i guess.?"
the fact that Rob is a delicate little flower and gets killed one handed in a few seconds is pretty hilarious to me.
"I cannot stand you one moment longer, and You must leave my vehicle, posthaste."
what part in the movie did that happen
+James McGuinness Adam, (YMS), added that bit in his commentary. It's not in the film.
GAHHH!
*I demand that you exit my vehicle
grimm reapergaming58
XD
it took me until the 3rd look back at the mustache guy with the keys at 11:44 for me to realize this was Adam's editing and not the film's. for a second i existed in a reality where this was a horror comedy and somehow Adam completely missed that.
This movie could have made a great horror comedy.
It took me just as long. Damn that was some funny shit, though.
You had wayyyyy too much fun with the editing of this one, lmao
yeaaah he probobly did but hey im not complaining
he's probably learning sound design
Even more editing fun with part 2
Dana Baldus oh bingo
Question . What does lmao mean ?
I cry every time that sandwich scene is played. RIP the bread, meat and cheese that had no chance to be a real sandwich in this world.
hahahahahaha
your editing of the guy jingling the keys while he looks back and forth literally made me do a spit take
that was straight up like that scene in kung pow hahah, key guys sound is too funny
Yes!!!!!! I cried!!!
I SCREAMED
I thought it wasn't edited...
IABI TV the first time I watched it I thought it was a clip from the actual movie too lmao
True story: I wrote a short story when I was in 4th grade and teachers thought it was so well written for a 9 year old that I was invited to go read it to lower level classes. I wasn't very much older before I became embarrassed by how many holes I had left in the plot but I forgave myself because I was 9. My story had fewer plot holes than Amusement.
Taken Serious #thathappened
what was the story ?
The first story I ever wrote was about a boy breaking into The Louvre to steal Mona Lisa, using his shadow based powers inherited from his father (The Devil) to move around and scuffle with the guards. Whatever you may think of that story, it's still more realistic than what happens in Amusement.
@@rustedcoin9341 anyone who has lived till 9 can believe this story.
See, you’re 10 year old self did more soul searching than the writer of a Hollywood film. That’s the scariest thing about this film
21:45 “I can’t, Daddy Derek, I’ve got freakin’ tunnel vision in this thing!”
Amusement: Clown statue creepypasta
Amusement 2: *Man Door Hand Hook Car Door*
then who was phone?
change ur icon
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Who ever was responsible for this movie was payed with that sandwich.
He paid with the two sides of a dollar bill.
You ever feel sorry for actors involved in shitty moves like this? Some are giving it their all and seem to be aware at how bad the movie is which they are in. Do you think they cry themselves to sleep thinking about the directors request for them to make a shitty sandwich?
@@Greendalewitch I feel sorry for their resume's
4.54x39
pretty dope ammo, if you're a 5.56 copycatting communist block bastard that is, of course!!
still though, can't bring myself to like your comment although slight chuckle inducing, I'm just looking for comments with a number of likes that correspond to calibers of rifles, shotguns and handguns and whatever else, artillery pieces, mortars, cannons etc & making a comment much like this!!!
you commie spy PIECE OF EASTERN GERMAN SCHEIßE, you commie scheiß kopf!!!
I'm disappointed that the killer didn't say "HI DIDDLY HO NEIGHBOURINO!"
When I see a new YMS review in my subscriptions list: "ah bingo."
I mean it’s definitely a stupid movie, but I have to admit I do identify with its message. I hate when leaping druggies ruin a good convoy.
ADUM YOU DONT EVEN KNO WHAT UR TALKIN ABOUT. THIS IS ART. THAT GIRL MADE A BEUTFUL SANDWICH, IT A GOOD WRITING.
Trust No One Tabitha is one of the most well known self-employed iconic sandwich makers of the state and her sandwich making skills have been celevrated by the best of them. I take great offense to anyone who critiques her work without knowing anything of the sandwich business at all. She knows what shes doing, I'm surprised she didnt equate her sandwich making skills to her survival skills. I was sure she would outwit the killer with her great sense of construction of beautiful sandwich ingredients.
That bit whee the villain is growling at the car window with his keys and the other guy's head is whipping back and forth whilst his hand scrambles and then the keys reverse back up into the villain's hand broke me.
I came back to this video months after watching it, just to rewatch that part. The sound effects in this video and the editing are awesome!
The sandwich was fucking gold.
Every person on the planet could hear their father sigh in disgust at that terrible thing, and say "MAKE YOU'RE SANDWICH *RIGHT!!!!*"
It looked like the perfect instance of a spoiled ass brat who's fed up with her dad lol
I remember walking around Blockbuster and seeing the cover for this movie forever. Never did I imagine I'd see that poster again in a thumbnail in my subscriptions.
The "bingo" edits are hilarious
I've been wondering why this particular episode seemed so off, and I realized it's because you haven't thrown in any embarrassing promo/interview footage of super uncomfortable actors and directors
considering how obscure the movie was and that it was only released on dvd, i can understand why non exists
So you are basing this thought process about lack on interviews, on that people .... want to be associated with this movie?
@@Greendalewitchtheir only thought process was watching the video and noticing that there’s no interview footage. They weren’t trying to explain it
I used to be super attracted to Katheryn Winnick but after seeing her slap together that sandwich I think I'm gay now
WarButler how does this not have any comments yet?
This comment got me wheezing.
Pretty reasonable in my opinion.
*DRAMATIC SANDWICH MAKING*
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Just the usage of the word "convoy" in that context is hilarious
R3D I think he just meant a group of vehicles in a line.
BigTownBiwwy, I think he just wants to be a trucker so bad that he uses their terminology without even knowing what it means.
The fact the guy isn't aware how horrible it is to be following a flippin' SEMI on a highway definitely means he has no real idea wtf a "convoy" is useful for.
Never heard of "drafting?"
In scaled wind-tunnel tests, driving 100 feet behind a semi at 55 mph will reduce drag on your car by 40%. The drag reduction increases as you approach the bumper of the truck until you get a 93% drag reduction at a distance of 2 feet.
In road tests, the testers achieved an almost 20% improvement in gas mileage at a distance of 100 feet (at 55 mph) and a 45% improvement at 10 feet.
The recommended distance is 150 feet, so you have time to stop if the trucker hits his brakes.
Driving _behind_ a semi is fine and perfectly safe (maybe if it's raining you wouldn't want to). Driving _in front_ is not recommended, and never pass them on the passenger side.
Now you can explain to me your idea of what a convoy is useful for.
" 'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?"
14:00 where did they even find slices of cheese that large? I've never seen a comically-sized slice of cheese like this in my life.
It's a theatrical sandwich
Remember: this is a horror movie. Don't think about it.
I want a girly toy from McDonald’s
That’s what seals a long lasting relationship
Liam Boyd You mean *MCDUNNODES*
I think this is the first time I've ever actually commented on how much I love a videos editing, but man I really love the editing in this video.
I appreciate the editing work on this one. Laughed audibly many times.
Whenever I’m depressed, I come back to this review and get a good chuckle. Thanks YMS, you da man.
Same here.
Whenever I'm doing literally anything I come back to this review too
unavoidable death: take a drink every time you hear the word convoy
Dadutta
No, anything but that!!! I want to live please!
I can avoid it, by simply not doing it.
Sandtrap 175 Woooowwwww, you’re a genius
Sandtrap 175 Thanks for clearing that up, genius. Wow, you must be fun at parties.
Probably die faster watching this movie than watching Transformers in Japanese
huh. When we got to the one with the kids and the dude dressed as the clown I *really* thought, for some fucking reason, this was a totally separate anthology thing and the kids actually killed the babysitter and hid her in the clown costume, and the dude at the door really was just a concerned boyfriend.
That would've been much more interesting... still insane and unlikely but definitely more interesting...
Sabi Newman Get fucking to it with the remake already, ya dumbass!
Ohhh shit I need this!!!! The entire time they make you think the person in the clown mask is this terrible killer, they pass the boyfriend off as a red herring because let's be real, his clothes and that whole scene was meant to make him look like the killer at first, but in the mean time, it's actually the kids. And Tabitha doesn't realise because she thinks they're just pranks.
Bonus points if Tabitha gets framed for the crime because no one could believe the kids would be killers.
I see we had the exakt same thought. Kindred spirits for dumb horror movies.
Same
Pretty good premise tbh
The buget was all spent on the cover..
Budget? Bugel? Bagel? Bazinga? Bingo?
Bugati?
Oh that was an EXCELLENT cover. So much better than the movie contained within.
Emo Nerd ah bingo
The car keys segment still gets me to burst out laughing even after watching this video for the fifth time
THE SANDWICH SCENE HAD ME DEAD 13:57
Same 😂😂
JJ I'm deceased.
JJ
_That wasn't a Sandwich, that's a SAD-wich!_
I want to point out all this happened because of that guys stupid hard-on for convoys.
Which the killer knew about somehow, I guess?
@M J Grasscutter he's not even "in a convoy" he's just kind of watching it. You are not in a convoy just because your car is near some semi trucks.
@@DriscolDevil Ok but why even be in one if driving a normal car? Why does he like them? NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE
@@Mintzik It provokes anger and confusion. What a provocative film.
@M J Grasscutter really? Weird.
Its basically a line of semi trucks moving together down a highway.
When I get a house, I'm totally decorating the guest room with creepy clowns
here have fun sleeping in this place
You probably won't have many guest wanting to spend the night. XD
"AHHHH! I need a medic bag!"
Add in porcelain dolls, they might spook your guest especially in the dark (probably not as much as creepy clown dolls, but it’s still a nice touch imo)
that clip of ImAllexx saying "McDONALD'S!" had me dead
nko. I was deadass wondering when someone would mention that lmao
It funny imo
Wait where
I can’t hear someone say McDonald’s anymore without thinking of that clip
Miso Soup at like 2:17
You know what I just found out, Adam? The whole "Shelby" segment focuses more on Rob than Shelby! She's barely in her own part of the movie and the film makes it look like it's about Rob.
I thought the same thing! Between her two separate naps and a lengthy period of being bound & gagged, she literally did nothing except complain about his driving...
the movie was trying to force in it's own "Finale Girl"
@@AMSC7 Shelby wasn't the final girl
@@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106
I guess that’s why she got such little attention
A H , B I N G O !
Nice Yu Narukami pfp :)
*Necks broken* Are you ok?
*Moves head around*
No matter how many times I watch this the Ave Maria sandwich edit always kills me. top ten yms anime moments.
*ah bingo*
*Tokyo Drift*
bingo bongo
Wheeeeeee
Wait, how did that weird little glasses man use his CB radio to lie to the trucker in the first chapter? Wasn't he walking out of the convenience store with Shelby's boyfriend as the trucker was getting the message?
Mickey Ridley pre-recorded message?
Magic.
*･゜ﾟ･*: ლ) ( ಠ_ಠ) ლ ･*･゜ﾟ･*
Because movie
Angry Bidoof Mabye the trucker got the message while he was driving, but decided to not tell those two dudes about the trafic jam until after they left the convince store, because tokyo drifts?
Stop thinking goddamnit. Just turn off your brain and watch the movie like you're in a coma of blissful stupidity.
This looks like one of those shitty horror movies you find on Netflix at 3 a.m.
Useless Object I found this on Netflix at 3 am.........
Søren Kaas Welp
BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUM......
Like XX?
*cough* IHE *cough*
Modern horror movie checklist:
1: question nothing
2: split up every chance you get
3: what are weapons?
4: convenience for convenience sake
5: climb In the oven plz
6: old people are skurry
7: animal sound effects
8: idiotic audience
9: stupid women characters
10: Never even think about calling the police
don't forget jumpscares that if you took out of the movie would make the film not scary at all (not that it's already scary)
3 should really be "weapons? Aren't those illegal?"
Honestly as soon as a horror movie isn't afraid to give the protagonist a gun I'll be surprised, I mean like imagine a horror film where the person is slowly running out of ammo as the story progresses and becoming more panicked jumping at every creak of a floorboard. Like seriously it has so much potential
@@derpadothebird2106 How bout a gun that can fire more than one bullet?
The edits you do make this just so much better, I want you to remake this flim just by doing this, because it makes the movie ten times better
lakamokolaka Ikr they're great
I think you can thank his boyfriend mark for those gems
musty max
what? they were never dating, mark is straight, mark has never edited the YMS videos, and mark has been effectively ejected from adum's life for not doing the amount of work he was being paid for
thats a shame mark's edits were always really well comedically timed
Bingo
The clown scene scared me the first time I saw it out of context but now, knowing the story behind it all...it's hilarious.
Imagine a movie trailer that has a little child sing a nursery song and when the title is shown you hear the child sing "swiggety swooty I'm coming for that booty."
Scary Movie (part whatever)
Jochem this made me laugh way to hard
10/10 would scream
ring around the rosie
I'm coming for da bootie
*_title card intensifies_*
I can't believe you literally roasted 1 movie for nearly an hour. Respect man. Respect.
11:45 - 12:22 Literally had me on the floor laughing my ass off hysterically. I haven't laughed that hard from a YMS review since that bit from World War Z video where you were making fun of the stock music while wearing the horse mask. Well played sir.
saem
Definitely one of his best bits to date.
I thought it kinda went on too long
Wizdavision Productions The entire review for Megan is Missing had me laughing so hard I was hurting, so I can relate.
Same.
Is it just me or is this basically every childrens horror stories told at the playground. I mean I can't even count how many times I've hear the "Babysitter and clowndoll" stories when I was a kid. Also the stories of a young couple driving in the night and coming across a crazy person that escaped from a mental institution...
I own The Big Book of Urban Legends, which was published in 1994, and includes the clown doll story.
Babysitter is calling parent on phone. Babysitter say, "Parent, your offspring is in bed, but it say clown statue in the room is scary'. Phone go quiet. Parent say, "Take our clown statue and run. We don't have an offspring."
CubeJackal now that’s a twist
@@SenisPucker But it turns out the parents were kill. BUT WHO WAS PHONE!?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre did the whole innocent people in a car coming across a psychopath and that was made in 1974
This is by far my favorite YMS review
16:04 adums critique of shooting fire from his hands always makes me lose it
Am I the only one who thinks the killer looks like Ned Flanders in the first segment?
The sweater vest, the glasses, moustache, dweebiness... he's psycho-killer Ned!!
this seems like the best YMS since Unfriended so far
DonGheritch I was thinking this as well
DonGheritch usually bad movies are the best movies
Hey Joji for me this is tied with cool cat
Adum, your sense of comedy and humor is great. Looking forward to your next thingyz (and that was not an innuendo)
The edit at 12:00 is one of my favorites I've ever seen on this channel.
12:38 HE TICKLED THE GUY TO DEATH! THATS *BERDS* BEST SUGGESTION!
Pootis?
BERD COME TO MEE
When you get the perfect 90% of the sandwich out of the bread: "A h B i n g o"
Gotta have my convoy, babe!
RIP the sandwich 1978-2017
Also why do you think the sandwich was created in 1978?
Didn't you know? All sandwiches were created in 1978. There were no sandwiches before 1978. The government just made it look like there were to cover up the Great Sandwich War of 1978, when sandwiches began emerging out of sandwich shaped holes in the Sammigara Fault, created by a Japanese earthquake the year prior.
i agree. although its heavily argued in the field of sandwichology if the great sandwich war was in 1978 or 1979 and if americas involvement in the great sandwich war was direct result of russias sandwich civil war of 1978
What if that sandwich was just a symbol of the creation of this movie
i personally cannot recommend eating sandwiches that are almost 50 years old
Maybe the real horror was the sandwiches we made along the way
In the movie's defense, many many people would try to move an injured victim instead of just calling the paramedics.
But I really can't fathom what would go through the minds of the people who wrote/directed/approved this movie. I mean, the writers has clearly to be at best 10 or 12, right? Probably 5.
But I must say, Adam, your videos make these movies so much more entertaining...
Alexandre Martins Why didn't they call 911???
Vagina cabbage
Alexandre Martins Yeah, it doesn’t make sense at all that nobody would call 911, even in a super-panicked scenario. You’ve gotta still have common sense, even in that kind of situation.
Not many teenagers have common sense
@Clarity Sunshield No, they don't teach us that in the States.
Your editing is always top notch. So glad you choose quality over quantity.
"Be careful who you make fun of in high school, EEEEEEEHHHHHHH"
idk why but that kills me each time
11:42 This cracked me up so freaking much. Thank you, YMS
8:10 Look at all of that damn space in the road. Dude can do sick drifts but, can't turn slightly to the right.
LosZavion T O K Y O D R I F T
Seriously, why did he go left... towards the body and car?!??
I remember watching this movie, I was hoping for a creepy clown movie... it wasn't really at all.
Before The Credits it looks very misleading
Well the "It" remake is coming out next month so you'll most likely have a quality creepy clown movie if they don't fuck it up.
You ever watched the series Psychoville? Creepy clown right there.
"It" has been released, and is a critical hit.
"IT" the remake is hands down the best horror film ever in my opinion.
I've been saying "Mcdonalds" with a cockney accent for 6 months now.
Thanks Adum.
M nalds McDo M
Lol
MECKDONEWDS
I really gotta know where that WillNE clip comes from because me too
@@yeethittter1285 it's imallexx so probably one of his videos
The car keys scene made me laugh so hard I could hardly breathe. Thanks for that.