The Most Important Election Ever! - Political Machine 2024

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @FabulouzGamer
    @FabulouzGamer 20 днів тому +434

    Only the real ones remember Emperor Palpatine vs Hipster Lincoln.

    • @robocat2205
      @robocat2205 19 днів тому +9

      The laugh after that reveal is LEGENDARY! I had to go back and rewatch

    • @rob3et0
      @rob3et0 19 днів тому +3

      Bring back Billy bob bbq

    • @Sirwiggles420
      @Sirwiggles420 19 днів тому +2

      And who could forget wizard ronald reagan.

    • @the1fortheages
      @the1fortheages 19 днів тому

      You need to vote for Palpatine... Doit.

  • @Ellthom
    @Ellthom 20 днів тому +110

    The tradition continues. Happy to see this continue every election cycle

  • @Vicioussama
    @Vicioussama 20 днів тому +124

    YES! The true reason I love election time!

  • @phazerray69
    @phazerray69 20 днів тому +64

    A shock of joy to my heart. Can't believe I have seen all of these

  • @greysonmiller9407
    @greysonmiller9407 20 днів тому +73

    I could watch hours of you and Crendor customizing characters and then revealing them to each other.

  • @malakai2046
    @malakai2046 20 днів тому +99

    The unhinged election tradition that actually DOESN'T fill me with impending dread. Love to see it.

  • @Hazlius
    @Hazlius 19 днів тому +33

    Thank GOD this came out. This is going to be how I survive this evening lol

    • @miguelnewmexico8641
      @miguelnewmexico8641 19 днів тому +6

      you were going to survive either way.

    • @ItsPowie
      @ItsPowie 19 днів тому +26

      @@miguelnewmexico8641 Nobody enjoys being around you, dude.

  • @Varaey
    @Varaey 20 днів тому +11

    The Highlight of Every Election year!

  • @heyimscooterman
    @heyimscooterman 19 днів тому +9

    Surprised there wasn’t a “Project Honey 25” joke within Jesse’s hive plan

  • @Jhakri_
    @Jhakri_ 19 днів тому +7

    Jesse immediately crafts a dollarstore anime villain for a president.

  • @andrewbunch2394
    @andrewbunch2394 18 днів тому +3

    Jesse generated a lot of buzz with his candidate

  • @chewyuanqiang
    @chewyuanqiang 6 днів тому

    That ending lol. Jesse and Crendor just started their own 2nd America civil war origin story with a much better plot than the movie. XD

  • @QBDLettuce
    @QBDLettuce 15 днів тому

    This tradition warms my heart.
    Been here for all of them, and here's to many more.

  • @catprison3714
    @catprison3714 19 днів тому +18

    Dear illustrious sirs I vote for you with tears in my eyes

  • @Veggieman87
    @Veggieman87 19 днів тому +5

    Oh, thank god this tradition continues! Cox/Crendor '24, the goofballery we love, the silliness we need.

  • @Huckleberry42
    @Huckleberry42 20 днів тому +12

    Damn this is nostalgic

  • @matahtah
    @matahtah 19 днів тому +1

    Holy cow I remember the first one! Here's to another 12 years, you lovely crazy man!

  • @michaellaporte4951
    @michaellaporte4951 18 днів тому +1

    I love how no matter what crazy thing Jesse says Crendor's response is always "alright".

  • @Winterbay
    @Winterbay 19 днів тому +12

    The only election coverage I need is finally here.

  • @taker_chan
    @taker_chan 19 днів тому

    I was hoping there would be one of these today - this makes me so happy :D

  • @josephsteven1600
    @josephsteven1600 19 днів тому

    Thank you Jesse and Crendor for another great one.

  • @TheKeller1992
    @TheKeller1992 18 днів тому +1

    Thanks, I needed this after Tuesday

  • @alecchavez4015
    @alecchavez4015 19 днів тому

    I'm literally crying from laughter, thank you so much for this after last night 😭😭😭

  • @reverieofmusic436
    @reverieofmusic436 19 днів тому +16

    6:35 "You're lauging at America".
    Yes Crendor, just like the rest of the first world

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 15 днів тому +1

    48:54 "All of America will become one giant hive, you'll all live in those little hexagonal things" Much like someone who likes McDonald's but doesn't even know what fryers called, the Bee Queen doesn't know what honeycombs are called ꙮ

  • @kanseiyamazaru435
    @kanseiyamazaru435 19 днів тому

    Damn, now THIS is a serious blast from the past.

  • @lastimosaz
    @lastimosaz 20 днів тому +14

    Make a presidential rumble with all the past candidates. I miss Fat Baby with a mustache!

  • @shiraloli
    @shiraloli 19 днів тому +1

    Wow, from a fighting ring to the presidential chair, what an aspiring journey from our Queen Honey B Lovely! 🎉

  • @sojinnn
    @sojinnn 19 днів тому +1

    Yes, the tradition returns.

  • @5chr4pn3ll
    @5chr4pn3ll 20 днів тому +5

    Best of luck to the US tonight.
    I voted for Xenomorph

    • @vivil2533
      @vivil2533 16 днів тому

      A Xenomorph would be a better president then voting for the Predator... the Yautja wouldn't make a great president either.

  • @ThePardner
    @ThePardner 18 днів тому

    First it was Man Versus Bee, now it is American Man vs. Bee Queen! Bee Movie was but a prophecy of the clashes to come!

  • @hyjinki4886
    @hyjinki4886 19 днів тому +2

    I was in the middle of complaining about how you hadn't played Political Machine this year when I discovered this vid

  • @localshaman
    @localshaman 19 днів тому +3

    The CIA flagged up this video the moment Jesse said "What if we had another option?"

  • @BloodyBobJr
    @BloodyBobJr 19 днів тому +4

    How can Mr America even lose? He IS America! But i gotta admit..i really love honey. Queen bee makes a strong case. So hard to choose!

    • @Magmafrost13
      @Magmafrost13 17 днів тому

      America loses American elections all the time. Arguably, every time

  • @JonThunder12
    @JonThunder12 19 днів тому

    “Every one will have a job…as a parent” I’m dead😂

  • @jimilordofwar
    @jimilordofwar 19 днів тому +2

    This is starting to feel like a family tradition

  • @MaisieSqueak
    @MaisieSqueak 18 днів тому +1

    Would have been happier if ANY of these other candidates had one...

  • @GethOverlord
    @GethOverlord 19 днів тому

    "I don't even know if you have the color receptors to see me." Is lowkey a sick asf burn.

  • @DaNitecapler
    @DaNitecapler 15 днів тому

    OMG. I didn't even notice the running ticker at the bottom. Some of the headlines are either funny or strange as hell.

  • @WarGarbel
    @WarGarbel 19 днів тому

    Love you boys! Keep up the fine work

  • @rob3et0
    @rob3et0 19 днів тому +1

    I WAS JUST BINGING THE ORIGINALS

  • @Sith9890
    @Sith9890 19 днів тому

    the only good thing about election day (besides no more ads)

  • @excim89
    @excim89 19 днів тому +1

    Holy shit! I needed this

  • @mustafakantar3846
    @mustafakantar3846 19 днів тому +1

    I’ve watched this since 2012 LETS GO

  • @bugajification
    @bugajification 20 днів тому

    This where i go for my election news

  • @TamesLovesGames
    @TamesLovesGames 19 днів тому

    Ahh, such a lovely tradition.

  • @Flanktank2
    @Flanktank2 19 днів тому

    OMFG that character creator killed me 😂😂😂😂 my stomach hurts from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JealotGaming
    @JealotGaming 18 днів тому

    This tradition is great

  • @arlas2000
    @arlas2000 19 днів тому

    I watch every time you guys play this. you make the entire electoral process tolerable.

  • @redumulis2448
    @redumulis2448 19 днів тому

    Holy shit this feels good. Like im back in 2012 again.

  • @GMDave_
    @GMDave_ 19 днів тому

    I haven’t heard Jesse laugh that much in years lmao

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 20 днів тому

    Truly the greatest election of the year

  • @creamyfunbun4308
    @creamyfunbun4308 20 днів тому

    Yes siiiiiiir, many thanks for this gift

  • @Einomar
    @Einomar 20 днів тому +43

    "You're laughing at America " As one should 😂

    • @bigoistin9125
      @bigoistin9125 19 днів тому +16

      ​​@@miguelnewmexico8641 election day get you down? You're catty up and down this comment section 😆

  • @the1fortheages
    @the1fortheages 19 днів тому

    Well... while I'll never be a Royal, Jesse's loves being a queen...😂

  • @thymenooijevaar
    @thymenooijevaar 20 днів тому

    YEEEEEEEES! It's finally time!

  • @arjunpatel212
    @arjunpatel212 20 днів тому +1

    Perfect

  • @aniforprez
    @aniforprez 19 днів тому +1

    i love how in this video despite crendor's candidates looking deranged, crendor is the person playing with fairly reasonable, coherent policies with logic aimed at winning and jesse is the one playing completely unhinged, insane, bizarre monstrosities with policies like "i will address homelessness because i'm eating them all"
    yet jesse won once and tied the second time. says it all lmao

    • @TheReloadingMan
      @TheReloadingMan 19 днів тому +3

      I guess Jesse clearly knows what the average American thinks.

  • @HoodlumAmnesium
    @HoodlumAmnesium 19 днів тому +1

    Jesse fully supports environmental protections and yet Crendor is the one with Al Gore as a running mate 😂

  • @Levinsbun
    @Levinsbun 20 днів тому +7

    This js the most important election of our lifetimes...

  • @RestricteD1337
    @RestricteD1337 20 днів тому

    This was the fastes click on my UA-cam Recommended i have ever done did!

  • @TheRufferino
    @TheRufferino 19 днів тому

    Oh my god I wondered if this was gonna happen

  • @misaelnavarrete8031
    @misaelnavarrete8031 19 днів тому

    Great stuff indeed can't wait for the next election 😂

  • @D-Corporation
    @D-Corporation 19 днів тому

    it is a tradition.

  • @bhavoc8354
    @bhavoc8354 19 днів тому

    Jesse for President. Crendor as his VP 👋

  • @jason_22282
    @jason_22282 20 днів тому

    The time has come… 😂❤

  • @gdi69
    @gdi69 19 днів тому

    Hell yes.

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 19 днів тому

    We need America Man to come back and challenge Vinesauce Joel’s Cheeseburger Freedom Man from 2016 lol

  • @Xanpanman345
    @Xanpanman345 20 днів тому

    Oh yessss!!!!

  • @marduk_ashur
    @marduk_ashur 19 днів тому

    Only one bee queen god, the rest is heresy!! For the imperium!!!

  • @Gbusjones
    @Gbusjones 19 днів тому

    Jessie's dude looks like Stephen Miller

  • @neolithiumproduction
    @neolithiumproduction 18 днів тому

    Jesse becoming Queen Bee just reminds me of his FF14 reaction to Honey B.Lovely . xD Jesse, you have become what you once laughed at. 🤣 ua-cam.com/video/PFanlcF2Jc4/v-deo.html
    "I'll be your Queen Bee Honey B.Lovely,
    You'll be the one and only champion,
    I'll be your full time royal, worship me,
    Love me again until the end."

  • @doomhammer1119
    @doomhammer1119 14 днів тому

    I have played this game quite often. Would you ever want to do an OL game?

  • @Makkle4000
    @Makkle4000 19 днів тому

    Vote for Crendor!

  • @M0torsagmannen
    @M0torsagmannen 15 днів тому

    how can you tie!!

  • @clerns
    @clerns 19 днів тому +2

    1:27:23 is literally my waking nightmare for tonight.

  • @RealmRabbit
    @RealmRabbit 18 днів тому

    MBGA!!!
    Make Bees Great Again!!!

  • @outerspacekadet
    @outerspacekadet 20 днів тому +2

    Not first, but I wanna feel special :D

  • @josephhenryreyes8205
    @josephhenryreyes8205 19 днів тому

    This is the World Cup for is nerds

  • @Justintime2GrowNetwork
    @Justintime2GrowNetwork 6 годин тому

    This fucking game is ridiculously rigged just like real life.

  • @newdayatmidnight
    @newdayatmidnight 19 днів тому +1

    what an ending

  • @mast3734
    @mast3734 19 днів тому

    YESSSS THE YEAR IS SALVAGED

  • @dukealoops1993
    @dukealoops1993 19 днів тому

    The only reason to make to today

  • @A_Ereira
    @A_Ereira 19 днів тому

    This is one of the very few games in which I can stomach watching someone create their character. It's incredible.

  • @Drafur
    @Drafur 19 днів тому

    Ah, shit. Here we go again. Before even starting this, I hope Crendor matches the energy of Donkey Romney

  • @_Church_
    @_Church_ 18 днів тому +1

    I actually greatly appreciate this not being political, beyond the game itself. I don’t think everyone needs to shove politics into everything beyond telling people to go do their own research and to simply vote.

  • @zombie0ate0my0brains
    @zombie0ate0my0brains 19 днів тому +2

    Where is Skyrim?

    • @durandol
      @durandol 19 днів тому

      Gone. Reduced to atoms.

  • @merrold4233
    @merrold4233 19 днів тому

    Once again, it's time for you guys to toe the political line for the election showdown of 2024, this will be studied by political scientists and scholars for ages.

  • @matta.747
    @matta.747 20 днів тому

    2012 wow

  • @swedishZ0mBi3
    @swedishZ0mBi3 19 днів тому +2

    It's gg for murica' either way. How did they find two candidates so awful from 350m people? Lol.

  • @FalseGryphon
    @FalseGryphon 19 днів тому +3

    The refusal to acknowledge politics and the both sidesing of streamers with big followings, enough to influence younger voters to turn out, are complicit in this trump presidency, america should feel shame, you disgust me

    • @andromidius
      @andromidius 18 днів тому +2

      Well let us know how you really feel, why don't you?
      Also, feeling is mutual if you supported either of those candidates.

  • @horseradishwithchives
    @horseradishwithchives 20 днів тому

    The cool thing about not listening to jesse about his political or mystery juice stance is not getting myocarditis, pericarditis, mitral regurgitation, tachycardia, atrial fibrillation, arrhythmia, cardiac arrest, micro blood clotting, severe tinnitus, neurological disease, loss of hearing, vestibular neuritis, aortic stenosis, extreme fatigue & exhaustion, anaphylaxis, guillain barre syndrome, bell’s palsy, cranial nerve palsy, loss of vision, dysgeusia, paralysis, hemiparesis, transverse myelitis, strokes, pulmonary embolism, stillbirth & miscarriage, hyperprogressive disease, aneurysms, etc,. etc,.

    • @IrishIHadAPotato
      @IrishIHadAPotato 20 днів тому

      Yes I drank the jooce and now have all these :(

    • @miguelnewmexico8641
      @miguelnewmexico8641 19 днів тому

      get therapy.

    • @horseradishwithchives
      @horseradishwithchives 19 днів тому

      @miguelnewmexico8641 may our Lord Jesus Christ guide us to be discerning in this time of great apathy when faced with the truth 🙏

  • @sinswhisper9588
    @sinswhisper9588 19 днів тому

    So what I got from this is that Jesse supports trump??

    • @littlejerry4957
      @littlejerry4957 19 днів тому

      Hopefully he does. But hopefully they don't dictate political views to us again.... Like they did with covid

    • @Messaneo
      @Messaneo 19 днів тому +13

      @@littlejerry4957 Of course he doesn't xD He's intelligent and empathic. Don't you find it interesting that it's only right wingers that complain when entertainers mention their political views? Almost like they live in a bubble, and lash out when reality threatens to pop that bubble.

    • @littlejerry4957
      @littlejerry4957 19 днів тому

      @Messaneo and democrats cancel or attempt to kill anyone with opposing views.....very "Democratic"

    • @littlejerry4957
      @littlejerry4957 19 днів тому

      Kamala Patel can't even thank her brain dead supporters for actually voting for her. Classy "democrat"

    • @littlejerry4957
      @littlejerry4957 19 днів тому

      Sad Day for all you peter-files. Will have to stop claiming to be women. So you can finally get to go in womens locker rooms and finally see a naked woman...your either scared or have mental issues if you think that is correct.

  • @pn5705
    @pn5705 20 днів тому +4

    I’m going Red this year! MAGA!

    • @Einomar
      @Einomar 20 днів тому +16

      ....

    • @pn5705
      @pn5705 20 днів тому +2

      @ No wars. Better economy. Closed borders.
      Enough said.
      MAGA!

    • @Einomar
      @Einomar 20 днів тому +16

      ​@pn5705 lol sure

    • @Zdeciak
      @Zdeciak 20 днів тому

      USA is fricked with people trusting guys like Trump

    • @pn5705
      @pn5705 20 днів тому +1

      @@Einomar You’re in denial.
      That, or you still live with mom and dad.
      Anyway, MAGA!