The Pengest Munch Ep. 29: Chicken Cottage (Tooting)
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- Опубліковано 22 жов 2020
- This week was a bit of a special as I got invited to Tooting for a collab, which I'm not at liberty to discuss and that VP was not at liberty to include behind the scenes shots of. So all the context we're obliged to provide is what you see. As for the food, you can see it was kinda peak, but a saving grace for the wings is that they'd at least be 1 full point higher if the temperature was adequately heated, so feel free to give them a chance on that.
P.S. Legit mic soon come 👍🏾
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remember finding this gem of a channel on memeuless channel a while back. never seen chicken the same way
Memeulous*
Memeuless is his second channel
Peng innit
@@tommclachlan3370 no its GeorgeM now actually
@@tommclachlan3370 he's changed the second channel name to GeorgeM now but yeah the point still stands
Shush
What were u doing in the ends Big Man 🧐
Shut up man
Mandem be up for the Tooting ting sesh
@@you_ma2458 pipe down
😂
Emphasis on the BIG
This man could commit a lot of scams looking lile hes 12 and somoenes aunty in her 40's... A lot of scams
Hehehe
Good shout, new show possibly pending 😂
Chris Hansen gotta call him
He’s 27 years old
@@TheCNSR Howww oldd are you
I’ve never seen a chicken cottage with sliding doors .. must be the headquarters 😂😂
lmfaooo
Did you know this chicken cottage is the first one in the uk
@@aamirmahmood5843 I didn’t even know tbh
Yeah it actually is 😂 thats ends, basically where the franchise started
Man said headquarters lmfaoo
There’s a flagship chicken cottage 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
And its still a dead ting
if you’re going out of your way to head to a flagship chicken cottage do yourself a favour and pop into Selekt, consistency at a fraction of the cost
😂😂
They should have called it mother hen cottage.
Man got Big Shaq there😂😂😂
Mans got a child and elderly bus pass😂
😭
Yo 😂😂😂
5:10 THE FACE THIS MAN MAKES LMFAO
My brudda is like “shit these dons might back there ting if man don’t move out the shot” swear down that’s his face 😂
nice pfp
Who else is loving the old school 140bpm instrumental in the background like scruface and stimpy. Also anyone else thing he was high in this one lol
I wasn't high, just tired. But large up Splurt Diablo on the instrumentative tekkers 🙌🏾
@Dream r u trying to impersonate that UA-camr?
@@TheCNSR you need to come do one in Ilford / Gantshill (IG1 / 2)
Look at the guy being awkward at 5:06 lmaoooo
And man started zooming out 😂😂😂😂😂
Mr salty has been working out!
Mans is somewhere he’s not supposed to be. 😂
🤣🤣🤣
he started flexing his muscles a few seconds later 😂😂😂
Mana turning into what he’s eating
😂
Look Like he eat the chicken coniqseur
I laughed way too hard at this especially because he looked SOOOOOOOOOOO different when he first blew up
"non-uniform" mans really playing into the secondary school joke still.
He still looks like he is 15 and he is 28
he's 28??????
I don't get how he is 28 cause he hasn't even hit puberty and how do you know he is 28
Is man really 28?!!
Imagine what he’d look like if he wasn’t eating dirty
What he 28 stop caping
He always comes back when we need him most
Yesss.
4:34 Throwback, "Man flippin' wrapped it in some filu pastry, fam."
Will never understand his scoring.
"Man spat in my burger, didn't mix well with the mayo. The chicken was kinda raw still, salmonella ting. And the bun bruv they forgot to toast it. Bossman what are you doing. Think I'm gonna give mmm a 3.2."
He's so bad with his ratings 🤣
3.1, you're welcome. *smiley face*
Allow the scoring
It sounds ridiculous, but going through the criteria I have, they might fail on presentation issues and stuff that doesn't make it a terrible tasting item. So if you ate the burger just as a hungry chap, it tastes like a medi 3.2 (for example), despite having lettuce everywhere, sauce spilling out, no toasted bun and extra bread.
😂
The feeling of chicken connoisseur uploading is the same feeling as your favourite Netflix show coming back on
It’s different when feds clockin the ting
i like how he titles each video with Pengest Munch as if that’s not the only series on his channel
He comes back when we need him
Man's looking kinda thick around the edges might need to take a break from the chicken and become the salad Connoisseur
I’m deadddd😭😭😂😂🤣🤣😂
I wonder what all those sneakers are for ...
trust
Hahahaha 😂🤣🤣
You went there ok 🤣
this is just the best channel on UA-cam
Mans getting so plump the vest can’t even zip
My man knows when it’s been a long ass week. True legend!
This guy knows so much about fried chicken it just confuses me
If he knew anything about chicken he wouldn't be eating in chicken cottage 🤮
@@MrPotmonster the whole point was to test it
@@MrPotmonster Why call it chicken cottage when the chicken taste sh*t?
@@blackmanta2527 I don't know, why?
He majored in watermelons
chicken connoisseur : "the wings are-"
big shaq : "i didn't tell ya to take off ya jacket"
Lmao at Donnie's smooth exit 5:08
Let me tell you mr connoisseur, You are the only UA-cam channel I will never get sick of. Keep up the ogness
Food is such a blessing especially when we have it you're peng munch vids are always a vibe to watch bless 🙌 jus wanna say especially in these times let's all remember to save our food waste also and how much we need an try helping out others less fortunate wen can even to me this reminder is for. I kno people may do already but these reminders I think are good wenever we can get them always keep 💯 on our eat out and help out or help out. #others bless everyone still p.s stay strong hard times we in but if poverty and calamity was never given man won't bow down to nothing bless all Ameen 🙏. 💯 ❤️ 💕.
I like how Michael Dappah was there 😂🤣
Oi you don’t dis big shaq like that, only goes by big shaq ok none of that Michael dapper 😤
I’ve been eating Chicken Cottage my whole life, the newer ones are way overpriced
Rate the username tho lmao
Speedawagooon
Yeah boi my favourite waifu, speedwagooooon!
@@TheMan-it7px Factory farmed meat isn't technically Kosher or Halal (permissible) the whole point is to reduce animal suffering if we need to eat meat. You can't torture an animal its whole life without it even seeing daylight then call it "halal" but that is our current situation.
Pasture raised/grass fed is the only way to go for it to truly be halal (permissible) or kosher.
The Man listen mate, post your grass-eating propaganda elsewhere and stop being a prick,. It’s natural to consume meat since we’ve been hunting, cooking and eating other animals for millions of years now, monotheistic religious scriptures have endorsed and instructed the slaughter and consumption of meat, many other animals such as dogs and cats eat poultry and red meats, plus meat is a good source of protein and helps encourage bodybuilding when consumed with a balanced diet.
And about Halal food in general, Islam instructs the consumer to ensure the animal is slaughtered swiftly and painlessly, that the blade is sharpened and the blood is drained. Animal cruelty to cattle and poultry, although it does exist, welfare standards in the United Kingdom have been established to ensure the betterment of the treatment of farm animals by up keeping strict standards to ensure better quality meat and more humane methods of slaughter, and breeding programs have been ensured for thousands of years and of course legislated by the state, so it’s unlikely cows or chickens will go extinct.
Go back to eating carrot sticks and houmous.
This is the man I have to thank for my passion of chicken, legend
these frequent uploads are redeeming 2020
that guy at 5:10 was like 'nah man I ain't getting my face on UA-cam and he slowly backs away as if nothing happened'😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭
That awkward moment when you’re caught selling drugs outside a chicken shop in tooting. 🤣
"Hen-tirely"
2:45
Lol
Hen-tirely (sorry bro)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Loving the consistency and quality
I think it’s wild that he’s uploading more frequently during a pandemic than normal times. Keep ‘em coming
Some big shop for a chicken shop 😂🤔
Looks more like a restaurant
OG shop in tooting
Upper Tooting Road, their "flagship" shop. It's lit up like Amsterdam's red light district! 🤣🤣
Missed a perfect opportunity to say, ‘Wings not hot’
Get this guy to a mill, he is a legend.
Return of the king
Man can’t even zip up his gillet 😂😂
Stop it
@@shoryu87 shut up
Footasylum needs to take some tips from you, the way you do that crep check.
The legend has returned
Remember finding this gem of a channel on a meme horse channel a while back, never seen chicken in the same way.
This guy fr returned when the world needed him most. We appreciate u g🔥❤
Man said he's in non uniform 😂😂
I don't even like chicken, yet I can't stop watching this dude.
Big Man ike Michael and Chicken Connoisseur is a legendary collab
Who else here is from Tooting ?
That curry place down the road with the rude staff tho 👌
I’m from episode 29 tolworth 🤣
Yes! Recommend Habaneros, a few shops down from this very chicken cottage. Much better meal.
Me mate
tram and social
MAN IS 27 YEARS OLD I THOUGHT HE WASNT WEARING UNIFORM CUZ HALF TERM STARTED TODAY 💀💀
oh yes chicken connoisseur back in business with the top notch meal deal reviews
RETURN OF THE KING
I WONDER WHEN THIS GUY WILL REALIZE THAT PRETTY MUCH ALL OF THESE "Chicken"SHOPS PRE BUY THEIR PRODUCE MOSTLY FROM THE SAME LOCATION EG. MACRO OR BOOKERS (whole sale outlets or food warehouse) , BUT JUST COOK THE MEAT DIFFERENT LOL😂
Wall text lmao
Ye it’s how they cook it you can have the same steak 1 is burnt and one is the mad thing with seasoning medium rare and is cooked perfectly which one you gonna hav big man
the legend is back again 😫
Just been tested positive from a covid test. At home watching this really cheering me up.
Loool, I'm glad you visited this one now, as I said before, the prices are a madness!
He's starting to become Big Narstie more and more everyday
Mans is getting consistent again 👌🏿
hentirely there is so much chicken in this mans dialogue
My mans is back
When’s this man gonna get outta Year 9?
Big man time for you to take your game to the next level ...NAGA WINGS! go Stroudly Grill in BOW
3 years later and this brudda is still yamming chicken and reviewing it😂😂
This guys lingo is what makes my day
When I'm older I'm gonna tell my kids that this is Gordon Ramsay
I ate at that chicken shop only a few times. My school (Bevin) was up the road. That place is too expensive, overrated and shit. Only good thing there is the chilli sauce.
I go bevin. Chicken cottage is overpriced and shit I agree
shoulda gone sams
red salt on the chips
Olive 3>>>
Roosters grill>>>>>>
Mandem saving 2020 one vid at a time
Never stepping in a chicken cottage my man has violated it
Someone needs to make an Excel spreadsheet of the shops and ratings over the years
Finally!!! The Cottage Tooting!! 🙌🏻
Those this man bye new trainers for every episode,Good on you mate
i still cant believe this guys 27 to this day
innit he does look 15 lol
When u find out hes in his 28 and not in year 9
the energy is really there again
Good video bro. Haven't watch your vidz in a long time. Man you put on some weight bro the good life. Keep up the good work.
5:09 the guy in the background 😂😂
He should start a show comparing Fish and Chips. Find the best take outs that cook the freshest and tastiest Fish. Something different from his usual fried chicken for a change. Lol.
He scratches around for £3 half the time. How's he gonna stump up £8 for fish 'n chips? That's valuable sneaker funds.
@@andrewlaw Hes a rich kid now. Gets paid good money from his UA-cam platform. I'm pretty sure he can afford 8 quid unless hes stingy. 😃😃
This man is a legend 🙌
My man trying to finesse us. You know this is a promo ting for Chicken Cottage. Man like Dapah and T-Wayne from Da 9 in the cut, we know the food was free 😉👌🏾😷📩💷
It’s gonna be a tooting ting
In my ends boi
Two tings, I guess you could say, it's a...two ting ting.
this dude looks like he ate the chicken connoisseur
big man is back
When green street isnt available for your arranged wedding needs. You go Tooting
In my head missing the episode 1-5 vibes, things change man appreciate what U have before you lose it
bro last ep was fire, this ep was just a bit dead yeah, don't act like man hasn't got it any more though
Episode 5 was years ago and he's still rolling in views, I think he'll be fine
Why is it called pengest munch and everywhere he goes its weak tings lol
Épisode 4 still One of the best so far
I love how you just casually featured micheal dapaah 😂
Kid getting swoll and looking like large composition and fried wings getting kid heavy weighted and that!
Dude you might wanna check their age
@chico kid just mean guy or dude
@@Rin_Evans kid as dude or guy
the energy's off
I 100% agree with this. It's just not the same.
Innit
He doesn’t put effort in his videos anymore. A waste
Needs the OG editor back
@@Junyca3 I feel it's the only way we'll get that quality back
Mans bossin it out here 👑
Background music got me reminiscing of those keyboards you fuck about with in music in year 8
just waiting for him to get his diamond stud earring so he can complete his full lesbian black aunt look
Lmaooooo
He unlocks it once he eats at 100 different chicken shops
@@scotchontherock9714 lmaoo
Omg. Hysterical! 😆 😆 😂 😂
@@scotchontherock9714 ayyyyy lmao
Man looks like Black Morty. You need to find a black Rick then you can make Blick & Morty.
Mmmmm Mmm MMMM MMMM Mmmm MMMMMM I'm loving the new editor, especially on the newer videos tell him to go ham on the effects it was half the fun when you started out. I'm really glad to see you picking up steam again, I won't tell you how to live your life but I'd like to see reviews on Caribbean foods
Crep check fire as always. Now looking for 95 mods my guy.
Get your old editing guy back - the graphics were insane back in the day
Automatic Like. One of the greatest content creator on YT. Please sign with Netflix and do a world tour
Wait I noticed the backing track at halfway mark and just fell into the vibes. This is a tune. My only other commentary is that gilet could have been 2 sizes bigger. Moreover I don’t even eat chicken but Shepherd’s Bush Chicken Cottage could Neva! Chip dem, and the wings have been prepping our community for great things. 😂
Mans getting consistent
Man looks like he has a mukbang channel or smth nowadays