Why I Don't Play Live!

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  • @wetley09
    @wetley09 4 роки тому +392

    Slash's security is the real hero. I'm glad they're taking it seriously because of what happened to Dime but it's sad that it ever had to come to that.

    • @Brock-E-Gamer
      @Brock-E-Gamer Рік тому +2

      Why?

    • @blumblum_is_unfunny44
      @blumblum_is_unfunny44 Рік тому

      @@Brock-E-Gamergoogle it and then you’ll understand.

    • @jordandent1190
      @jordandent1190 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Brock-E-GamerDimebag Darrell died because a fan came with a weapon and stabbed Darrell in the abdomen and there was no security to stop it

    • @KyrosT_
      @KyrosT_ Рік тому

      @@jordandent1190 He was shot not stabbed dude. He was shot in the back by Nathan Gale. The incident is called the “Columbus nightclub SHOOTING”. 4 people were killed and 3 wounded.

    • @summermac5927
      @summermac5927 7 місяців тому

      2:44

  • @2112Relayer
    @2112Relayer 5 років тому +869

    I noticed that none of those accidents happened to a triangle player...you have nothing to worry about.

    • @saeedshekhaldin272
      @saeedshekhaldin272 5 років тому +17

      2112Relayer watch 3:00 with 200% speed

    • @conniethesconnie
      @conniethesconnie 5 років тому +11

      Or bass players.
      Especially now that he has given his fans a list of things to do when he steps on stage with Dragonforce.

    • @CodRevolution00
      @CodRevolution00 5 років тому +1

      2112Relayer Rush.

    • @chefboyrd65
      @chefboyrd65 5 місяців тому

      triangles rock

  • @brycegriffin7861
    @brycegriffin7861 4 роки тому +933

    When people start clapping off time.😤😤

    • @syedrakin549
      @syedrakin549 4 роки тому +18

      Exactly😂 I once said fuck you dumb shits whispering 😂

    • @alporan7423
      @alporan7423 4 роки тому +32

      It is worse if they clap on 1 and 3 instead of 2 and 4

    • @tomleather135
      @tomleather135 4 роки тому +19

      Oh my god yes, my sister and my friend were playing seven nation army live at this church thing and there were like 3 rows of middle-aged Facebook Karens who randomly started clapping way off beat and I feel bad for my sister because they were so loud she couldn’t hear the bass and so she fucked up the lyrics timing and got really flustered and shit

    • @eliasswift2921
      @eliasswift2921 4 роки тому +7

      lmaooo one time I was playing/singing Vienna by Billy Joel live and people started clapping off time and I stopped playing for 5 seconds and stared at the audience and started from where I left off, and they started clapping again. They couldn't take the hint smh.

    • @isaacmm8052
      @isaacmm8052 3 роки тому +3

      I don’t really understand how people are physically able to do that. My mom does it all the time, and I have no idea how she doesn’t know how to clap.

  • @APK-pn4qh
    @APK-pn4qh 3 роки тому +155

    One gig many years ago, our drummer was having issues with his hihat. Every time he'd hit it the stand would just collapse with a loud "kachang" sound. He'd be scrambling around trying to play and reset the hihat every few minutes. He was going mad but the rest of us were laughing our asses off. He got so mad we had a major band fight after the gig, he quit, the singer hit our lone roadie who then flattened the singer, the bass player stormed off in a huff.... band dissolved. Good days lol.

    • @ericdpeerik3928
      @ericdpeerik3928 2 роки тому +11

      I'd pay to see that

    • @theshedproductions.
      @theshedproductions. Рік тому +2

      @@ELIJAHNUBOYDyou wouldnt laugh at someones pain?

    • @Spladoinkal
      @Spladoinkal Рік тому +3

      lol! All over a hihat stand. As a drummer that's had plenty of gear malfunctions over the years: What the?

    • @R123Productions
      @R123Productions 4 місяці тому

      ​@@theshedproductions.​ bruh chill

    • @theofakostas
      @theofakostas 2 місяці тому

      Nice!😊

  • @elliotpecora737
    @elliotpecora737 5 років тому +377

    Can we give Slash's security props for taking that guy out with complete disregard for his own welfare??? What a beauty.

    • @420wizdumb6
      @420wizdumb6 5 років тому +9

      Elliot Pecora right? he was probly just tryna hug him but security tackles him right into slash

    • @RichardFriendartist
      @RichardFriendartist 5 років тому +16

      100% that dude is a champ and deserves a big gift from Slash.. the guy running could be going in for a hug or he could have clotheslined him off the stage but that dude was running fast and going to hit slash from behind regardless.

    • @iganpparamarta8813
      @iganpparamarta8813 4 роки тому +3

      Props to the guard. But is that les paul neck okay?

    • @IWannaBeRio
      @IWannaBeRio 4 роки тому

      hooray to junior

    • @AllenFreemanMediaGuru
      @AllenFreemanMediaGuru 4 роки тому

      tony gonzales Yeah, but the security guy had no idea what the weirdo had in mind! Or if he had a weapon hidden in his pants, etc.

  • @normcote270
    @normcote270 4 роки тому +566

    In 1970or 71, at 12 or 13vyears old my guitar strap came off and my guitar fell face down while playing live.
    That was before strap locks were available.
    On another ocassion our lead singer forgot his mic. at home.
    On a third live play our rythym guitarist had a battery failure on his guitar and no spare battery, we had to delay our start time so he could go to the store to get a new one.
    Then there's outdoor concerts, last summer we had three called off due to rain two hours before the show, I wonder how many will be called off this summer?
    Another time playing outdoors at the start of the show the wind kicked up, the sky went dark, picknick umbrellas we flying, then all but around 25 of our audience evacuated, just in time for the sun to come out again.
    Here's another, I just walked onstage around four year's ago to see our guitarists prized guitar fall off it's stand, it's headstock snap just after the nut, good thing he brought a spare!!!
    When you play live anything can happen, you litterally need to have two of everything as a spare.
    These are just a few of the many problems we ran into playin live.

    • @carlareid3336
      @carlareid3336 4 роки тому +28

      this comment deserves more likes.

    • @thomastucker5686
      @thomastucker5686 4 роки тому +6

      If you read my comment above, I am forgetful. Not good to forget your backups. I survived these failures, but it made for a not so enjoyable experience on my end. I'm also a lead singer from behind the drums.

    • @akimi_chenkual
      @akimi_chenkual 4 роки тому +6

      Well,,that sucks

    • @normcote270
      @normcote270 4 роки тому +17

      @@akimi_chenkual Yep, when you play live shit happens occasionally.
      Just last Saturday we playing an all acoustic show, WELL my acoustic preamp ( six songs in and in the middle of a song) shorted out inside my guitar!!!
      Had to play the rest of our four hour show with a Telecaster, and yeah it wasn't good !!!!
      Things break, stop working and ocasionally short out, as well you forget to bring something you need desperately but fortunately most shows go great as a rule, that said you never know til it happens and its always a surprise !!!
      Rock on Brother 🤘😉 keep playing!!!

    • @akimi_chenkual
      @akimi_chenkual 4 роки тому +4

      @@normcote270 tele is great

  • @CaptainWillard93
    @CaptainWillard93 5 років тому +225

    You're the only youtuber where I dont skip over the ad section. It's just as hilarous as well. Love you Steve.

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 5 років тому +1

      I used to not skip it, but now I do skip it..

    • @Halo-hr2ru
      @Halo-hr2ru 5 років тому

      Daniel thrasher ad section more hilarious from this, i think

  • @Iakeisinajar
    @Iakeisinajar 4 роки тому +713

    No crap, when steve started hitting his head with the water bottle i got a ad mid hit talking about, “do you ever have migraines and headaches during the day?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @note6002
    @note6002 5 років тому +271

    I was playing "Living On A Prayer" by Bon Jovi with my band. I had my lead guitar player barely plugged in a Marshall Amp. When the solo starts, He walked to the front of the stage to have the audience have a better look at the solo playing. But doing that, He pulled the jack and disconnect the guitar with the amp. And so, when he was playing the solo, He wasn't even plugged. And to make it even worse, after the solo he looked at the sound guy telling him to plug the guitar back into the amp. But instead of doing that, he asked him "Where do I plug this?"
    It was bad, man

    • @nilswegner2881
      @nilswegner2881 5 років тому +17

      That sound guy reminds me of the sound team at my school, they have no idea how to properly mix a band

    • @PolyglotJ
      @PolyglotJ 5 років тому +6

      I would be in the back, smiling and recording it all lmao

    • @mikuspalmis
      @mikuspalmis 5 років тому +2

      Aaaahahaaa!

    • @taylan_ayma3
      @taylan_ayma3 5 років тому +1

      Omg 😂😂😂

    • @MrJackal43
      @MrJackal43 5 років тому

      Note nope

  • @CJSeverus93
    @CJSeverus93 5 років тому +1693

    Imagine being at a live show, the lights go out and all you hear is Steve say "Our sound guy SUCKS!" lol.

    • @louisvilletech7765
      @louisvilletech7765 5 років тому +43

      yes i would love to hear that

    • @pablozparrot8925
      @pablozparrot8925 5 років тому +27

      I would be like “Stevie?”

    • @ayoutubechannul
      @ayoutubechannul 5 років тому +31

      I actually had a lady yell your sound guy sucks at a show

    • @louisvilletech7765
      @louisvilletech7765 5 років тому +10

      @@ayoutubechannul wait really?

    • @ayoutubechannul
      @ayoutubechannul 5 років тому +20

      @@louisvilletech7765 yup haha in canyon city Colorado some old lady stood up from her lawn chair, yelled your sound guy sucks!! As she walked away her husband struggled to fold up her lawn chair it was great 😂

  • @AJ-lx3jf
    @AJ-lx3jf 5 років тому +273

    3:21 starting your car
    3:22 driving down the highway

    • @luccarabello3351
      @luccarabello3351 5 років тому +4

      Spidey Kid ur comment is so underrated

    • @kushalkumar2822
      @kushalkumar2822 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @jack_orourke_sb
      @jack_orourke_sb 5 років тому +5

      Lol a played this over and over so many times

    • @arthurpires6178
      @arthurpires6178 5 років тому +4

      Dubstep is basically an electronic breakdown
      *change my mind*

    • @thoams9724
      @thoams9724 5 років тому +3

      Road safety laws prepare to be ignored

  • @mikeschultz1296
    @mikeschultz1296 3 роки тому +124

    I once locked my keys in the car, along with all of my band's equipment, right before we were supposed to go on. Also I left the car running 😅

    • @chipcaronte
      @chipcaronte 3 роки тому +4

      Well... Same thing happened to me, but there was no band and there was no gig.
      I just had to pee really badly, during rush hour. So there was my car, doors locked, engine running, no one inside, during rush hour and everybody knew why.

    • @DinsdalePiranha67
      @DinsdalePiranha67 3 роки тому +8

      I never had that happen, but I once broke a string while warming up and had to make a mad dash to a Guitar Center a few blocks away because I didn't have an extra B string with me. This was about 20 minutes before we were on. Managed to make it in time.

  • @oneweirdlife913
    @oneweirdlife913 5 років тому +301

    I just now realized DC needs to get Steve to be the next Riddler!

  • @plepera121
    @plepera121 5 років тому +262

    I was playing a festival and wasn’t on until the last two songs. I couldn’t make it for the soundcheck, but I’d played these songs a few dozen times. I finally get onstage and my in ear monitors are dead. Fine, I just stand near the floor monitor. Second song the singer decides to change the intro, but I can’t hear what’s going on. I look at the other guitarist and realize I’m playing the wrong part. I look out and see how big the crowd is, and I froze for a few seconds. Bass player looks at me, yells a chord, and I get right back into the song like nothing happened.

  • @Angie-zk4ei
    @Angie-zk4ei 5 років тому +229

    No, the interpreter didn't include the "f*cker" part hahaha

    • @imperror3475
      @imperror3475 5 років тому +1

      ESTO

    • @martincarp9508
      @martincarp9508 5 років тому

      @oooo78 in that case "mierda" would do the job: "una cámara en esta mierda"

  • @bobbab5759
    @bobbab5759 4 роки тому +69

    Our singer hit the smoke box pedal so hard I couldn't even see my guitar.

  • @JbfMusicGuitar
    @JbfMusicGuitar 5 років тому +359

    3:16- "I don't like Dubstep, really, that much" 3:19- Proceeds to write the best Dubstep ever.

    • @seannesbit2218
      @seannesbit2218 5 років тому +4

      True story!

    • @DonHaka
      @DonHaka 5 років тому +4

      that part was brilliant.

    • @_cameraboy
      @_cameraboy 5 років тому +1

      Skrillx's best drop ever.

    • @mjk9833
      @mjk9833 5 років тому +4

      hahaha :D killa indeed

    • @Wyrmidion
      @Wyrmidion 5 років тому +1

      Laughing way more than i should at this xD

  • @laurieterreberry616
    @laurieterreberry616 5 років тому +315

    Friday morning funnies. Have fun doing what you are doing Steve. Not everyone wants to play live shows and that is okay. You do awesome doing what you do and we all love you for it. You entertain us with your skills and humour. Great video as always. Love you.

    • @SteveTerreberry
      @SteveTerreberry  5 років тому +60

      Friday morning funnies... If I had a tv show, that would be the title. Haha! Love you too Mama T!!!

    • @jeffyandfriendantpokeandda1067
      @jeffyandfriendantpokeandda1067 5 років тому +1

      Hey Stevie T can you do a video by playing Roblox is the most popular game

    • @sinthsinners263
      @sinthsinners263 5 років тому +7

      Awww your so sweet to your son

    • @DarkShadows-me2fj
      @DarkShadows-me2fj 5 років тому +2

      Aww that's awesome seeing how cool that comment was!

    • @roryphillips57
      @roryphillips57 5 років тому +1

      You go mama T

  • @Ramaxx95
    @Ramaxx95 5 років тому +355

    The interpreter didn't translate any of the curse words. She tried to be as polite as possible to the audience.
    Greetings from Argentina!

    • @ZorroBit
      @ZorroBit 5 років тому +2

      Argentina!!! wuuuu jajaja

    • @christofferuden7680
      @christofferuden7680 5 років тому +10

      bad interpreter then

    • @Ramaxx95
      @Ramaxx95 5 років тому +10

      @@christofferuden7680 nah man, She's just being professional.

    • @ghoulishgam3r508
      @ghoulishgam3r508 5 років тому +7

      @@Ramaxx95 a professional would do her job right.

    • @christofferuden7680
      @christofferuden7680 5 років тому +12

      @@Ramaxx95 She shouldn't be biased. His anger should come across in the translation.

  • @doublea125
    @doublea125 2 роки тому +40

    Honestly the smaller audiences are more intimidating than the large crowds. You can actually note the facial features on every person in the crowd at that point so it amplifies the terror factor, plus shows that small increase the likelihood of you interacting with the crowd in a meaningful way either before, during, or after the show.

  • @robertwatson6485
    @robertwatson6485 5 років тому +140

    About 30 seconds into our opening song I discovered that my guitar was not plugged into the amp.

    • @MetaphoricTechnique
      @MetaphoricTechnique 5 років тому +22

      at least it's better than 30 seconds into your last song

    • @AbolfazlGhorbani
      @AbolfazlGhorbani 5 років тому +8

      I played the new 30 seconds to mars album and noticed nothing is plugged in it's just computer made crap

    • @DaddySantaClaus
      @DaddySantaClaus 3 роки тому

      Just how?please I need to know

  • @tortue_ch
    @tortue_ch 5 років тому +616

    This guy is basically a Jim Carrey who rocks at guitar. Love it !

    • @chipparrish6647
      @chipparrish6647 5 років тому +25

      Tortue CH yea, except he's not a friggin communist. That's a plus in my book.

    • @Cesar_09_
      @Cesar_09_ 5 років тому +7

      Except that he is funny

    • @michaelhunziker7287
      @michaelhunziker7287 5 років тому +4

      Carrey is a tool

    • @cocospops9351
      @cocospops9351 5 років тому +2

      @viciousspew he has talent

    • @Shockeye00
      @Shockeye00 5 років тому +8

      @@chipparrish6647 Triggered by a comedian? Pathetic.

  • @Mysterie
    @Mysterie 5 років тому +480

    "I question her (Britney Spears) decision making abilities"
    We all do, Steve
    We all do

  • @macias7125
    @macias7125 4 роки тому +153

    No credit to the security guard for saving slash’s life? Smh

    • @Monsterpop
      @Monsterpop 3 роки тому +15

      he should've stopped the guy getting onstage in the first place,so probably no credit deserved

    • @chris3736
      @chris3736 3 роки тому +1

      @@Monsterpop he didnt even know they were there ass munch

    • @chris3736
      @chris3736 3 роки тому +1

      @@Monsterpop hes looking forward

    • @monsterpopMusicFactory
      @monsterpopMusicFactory 3 роки тому +1

      @@chris3736 ass munch? Really? who are you,beavis or butthead?😂😂😂

    • @Monsterpop
      @Monsterpop 3 роки тому

      @@chris3736 he should be looking around

  • @A.P.O.I.E
    @A.P.O.I.E 4 роки тому +498

    Mate, I haven't laughed so hard in ages! This video was top notch. So glad I subscribed.

    • @yungggiraffe
      @yungggiraffe 4 роки тому +6

      Saaaaaammeee

    • @Anonymous-o6t6p
      @Anonymous-o6t6p 4 роки тому +7

      So Stevie T asked if the lady translated “fucker” but as a bilingual person she didn’t

    • @patrickstarwithaguitar1187
      @patrickstarwithaguitar1187 3 роки тому +1

      @@Anonymous-o6t6p what did she translate it to

    • @miles8718
      @miles8718 3 роки тому +2

      @@patrickstarwithaguitar1187 "A camera on this, please" about 100x nicer 😂

    • @johnbraucher1499
      @johnbraucher1499 3 роки тому

      And this ain't even his good stuff!

  • @dickdastardly2560
    @dickdastardly2560 5 років тому +230

    I think Stevie T would be live if they designed his area of the stage to match his bedroom. Stevie T's bedroom is like Linus van Pelt's blanket.

    • @stretchopotomus2385
      @stretchopotomus2385 5 років тому +8

      linus has a last name?????????

    • @xooperz
      @xooperz 5 років тому +3

      He's called fucking Linus in English?

  • @frankroland1873
    @frankroland1873 5 років тому +257

    The dubstep impersonation killed me... it was 100% accurate 😂

    • @sanyo_neezy
      @sanyo_neezy 5 років тому +10

      it really was xDDD But honestly(unpopular opinion ahead), I really enjoy Dubstep!!

    • @wubslicer9021
      @wubslicer9021 5 років тому +2

      @@sanyo_neezy And so do I 👌😎

    • @axim5980
      @axim5980 5 років тому +3

      VR, panda eyes, oliverse , chime and many more

    • @jaydencook8957
      @jaydencook8957 5 років тому

      My ex was into dubstep and the stuff he listened to sounded exactly like the impersonation

    • @Kromatizer
      @Kromatizer 5 років тому

      @Itz Txng Wow you just cringed the fuck out of me by saying that lol

  • @ucielvai
    @ucielvai 3 роки тому +126

    To answer Stevie's question, no, the interpreter didn't translate Axl's f words.

    • @tinthetrashbin9801
      @tinthetrashbin9801 2 роки тому

      Thank you I was little only in the comment section to see if they did lol

  • @kaileeholland08
    @kaileeholland08 5 років тому +150

    Hi Steve! I got my first guitar yesterday and it's acoustic and I'm taking lessons on how to play, the reason I got that guitar is because u inspired me to play guitar. ILY STEVE!!❤️❤️

    • @kirbykinetics_372
      @kirbykinetics_372 5 років тому

      I got x mas my acoustic im getting a electric soon

    • @tinktinkputra2316
      @tinktinkputra2316 5 років тому

      Good luck on that

    • @CarpeDiem23
      @CarpeDiem23 5 років тому

      Good luck and don't quit even if you're disappointed with yourself sometimes, it happens, but ofc it doesn't mean that you will be..anyway you just need to keep rockin'..practice practice practice :-)

    • @kaileeholland08
      @kaileeholland08 5 років тому

      @Connor Fox alot of beginners start out on acoustic and then they go to electric

    • @matthewlafontaine7386
      @matthewlafontaine7386 5 років тому

      @@kaileeholland08 that's not a good way to go tho. I started on acoustic and I wished I started on a electric, that was 6 years ago

  • @Kiirxas
    @Kiirxas 5 років тому +146

    My worst time playing live was when a country band called me on stage to play lead for them in a private party, at the host’s request.
    Motherfuckers hand me a hollowbody guitar connected to a fender amp, for playing the gucking lead. And me, being the metal/hard rock girl that I am, I was scared shitless, and I froze big time.
    Until a couple of bars in, I heard in Obi Wan’s voice inside my head “Use the blues scale”, and I played something kinda “decent”, kinda...
    The audience and band told me it was a good solo, but from my point of view I played like if Nick Jonas and lil Wayne had a baby, looking at the video it was also kinda decent too.
    Knowing that, never again, I’m not playing another clean lead in my life, at least not in a genre I played literally once in my life (that ocasion I was talking about)

    • @shilohstore6086
      @shilohstore6086 5 років тому +4

      Damn I was hoping there was going to be a video for that 😂

    • @Carbon2861996
      @Carbon2861996 5 років тому +4

      Oh, so I'm not the only one hearing Obi Wan.

    • @jasonmartin7137
      @jasonmartin7137 5 років тому +1

      If you had FUN- it was definitely a plus. But it seems like you may not have had fun, so you should learn- NEVER go to a party where they may hand you a hollow body guitar thru a Fender amp! lmao. I'm giving you a hard time, cuz I have no idea what Nick Jonas is and don't think Lil Wayne was around when I was ........ well, anything.
      Seriously, if the crowd is having a good time, it's probably worth it. If YOU'RE having a good time, it's DEFINITELY worth it! But before my double Black Tooth Grins say too much- good luck with your future endeavors!

    • @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
      @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 5 років тому

      As if that fucking happened

    • @MrRoarkArchitect
      @MrRoarkArchitect 5 років тому +1

      That's Ace still that you did it!

  • @ArizonaIced0ut
    @ArizonaIced0ut 5 років тому +168

    You're saving my day while my mom is at the hospital. Thank you

  • @mercedesbaker8344
    @mercedesbaker8344 2 роки тому +14

    When I last played live, during a song, I had a coke bottle thrown at me. I was like “that’s new” in my head but barely anyone noticed except for the band. I also reminded myself that most of the audience were drunk teens, and that they were not in a right mind set. That only happens once tho.
    Another time, I had to do a full song, and ran out of total breath at the end of it. I was literally gasping for breath by the time the song was done. But then I did another, and it went totally fine.

  • @therozparovac6157
    @therozparovac6157 5 років тому +696

    Stevie T: I don't play live
    Also Stevie T: Plays live with Dragonforce

    • @7James77
      @7James77 5 років тому +7

      Going to be epic!

    • @KoD83
      @KoD83 5 років тому +53

      Also Stevie T: told ya I won't!

    • @ma_sonch
      @ma_sonch 5 років тому +21

      Not anymore

    • @KoD83
      @KoD83 5 років тому +5

      @RikuKH ikr, but I can't blame him. Maybe he will explain it again.

    • @KoD83
      @KoD83 5 років тому +11

      @RikuKH yeah maybe start with one or two small shows, and if he's fine he can do more... But DF also have their schedule and need someone who can jump in and play all songs etc.

  • @bl4km4th
    @bl4km4th 5 років тому +95

    If the next announcement from Dragonforce isn't that Dragonforce is touring with Stevie T...I'm gonna be pissed.

  • @ParleyPCat
    @ParleyPCat 5 років тому +151

    Live incident: Drummer got drunk, accidentally hit himself in the nuts while performing, throws up all over drum kit.

    • @christophersmith8486
      @christophersmith8486 5 років тому +7

      Parley P. Cat super glad I’m not the only one who pukes after getting hit in the balls

  • @alaysiakayebutler6299
    @alaysiakayebutler6299 4 роки тому +3

    Im back here after accidently finding your music vids from almost a decade ago. You're fantastic, as is, now as well as then. You got as much skill as the best recording artist, and the ability to make people laugh better than most big name netflix comedians. Bravo Stevie.

  • @Blackimpaler
    @Blackimpaler 5 років тому +129

    7:48
    She said: "A camera on this, please"
    So polite xD

  • @TheFredster-dk1bi
    @TheFredster-dk1bi 4 роки тому +123

    Kudos for Stevie T, being honest about anxiety, which raises awareness especially in a community of us musicians who are often dealing with the same issue, thanks Stevie!

  • @CassandraJeffers
    @CassandraJeffers 5 років тому +59

    Omfg the sweaty man part made me lose it. I've never played live, but I was the mascot for my high school and that had all kinds of embarrassing moments. I love you for you and I love what you do so keep on keepin on!

  • @ГурькоНиколай
    @ГурькоНиколай 4 роки тому +34

    6:38
    LMAO. I love this moment. It's legendary!

  • @bisorov
    @bisorov 4 роки тому +103

    7:50 The girl does not translate the curse. Actually, she says “Camera on that thing, please” 👍

    • @generichorse3092
      @generichorse3092 4 роки тому +4

      Im from Spain and can confirm

    • @mikeyfn-a6684
      @mikeyfn-a6684 3 роки тому

      I'm a NY'rican and can confirm

    • @moisesespinosa3492
      @moisesespinosa3492 3 роки тому

      I didn't know NYricans spoke Spanish...it all sounds gibberish, I thought it was a dialect of Creole or something like that

  • @mrtaylorhelm
    @mrtaylorhelm 4 роки тому +189

    I was playing a bbq with my band and I'm the middle of a song I look to my left and there is a kid peeing off the top of a playground thing... except.... another kid walked right into the stream... Not realizing what was happening the kid looked up and didn't even move for a good 3 seconds.
    That was nuts and the peed-on kid's parents were sooo mad. Fun party though.

  • @jamesmiddleton8335
    @jamesmiddleton8335 4 роки тому +186

    Personally, playing live is the reason i love music, that feeling of your guitar litterally completely filling a venue, the power behind that, and knowing that everyone in the audience is feeling the music, its q lot more personal and rewarding than watching spotify numbers increase personally. But i must admit, if you have a particularly important show, you feel sick before it

    • @paterson90
      @paterson90 4 роки тому +9

      That is like my goal to play live even just for a few people at the bar. Just the feeling of playing your part really well and the audience digging it would be like the best feeling in the world to me. I've been practicing seriously for the last few years looking for a cover band now.

    • @jicklesjingles8134
      @jicklesjingles8134 4 роки тому

      The feeling you have during a good gig. I mean almost every time something goes wrong, it's almost impossible to not have issues of any random kind.
      But if there is a connection between yourself and the audience... gold!

    • @jamesmiddleton8335
      @jamesmiddleton8335 4 роки тому

      @@jicklesjingles8134 i seem to get lucky with technical issues, i break strings and cables but i always have a spare guitar and spare cables at every gig for a quick fix

    • @jamesmiddleton8335
      @jamesmiddleton8335 3 роки тому

      @@paterson90 i played a gig the other day in a small club, probably 30 people max, it was a great show, all the members of that band i was playing in can play all the instruments, so between every song we'd be handing each other our instruments, for the last song we punched through plug in baby by muse, i was on drums, the singers mic cable broke on the last chorus, we didnt even realise until it went that the 30 people were singing "plug in baby, crucify my enemy, and im tired of living" (i think those are the lyrics), it was just a fantastic experience, wasnt 30 thousand people, didnt need to be either. Im sure you'll get song gigs some day, the day you get ur first one will be one of the best of ur life!

  • @laminbernadeth2278
    @laminbernadeth2278 3 роки тому +25

    2:05 Axl: Well, thanks to the lameass laughing, im going home! (Slams mic)

  • @americanmetalhead3954
    @americanmetalhead3954 5 років тому +277

    This is the best reason why Stevie never plays live:
    Stevie T: *Shreds live like a guitar god to impress everybody*
    Dragonforce: Can you be our triangle player?
    Stevie T: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Generalbas1972
      @Generalbas1972 5 років тому

      @SDMF dude *NONE* of the stuff he plays here is live.

    • @americanmetalhead3954
      @americanmetalhead3954 5 років тому +4

      KS Dude, it’s just a joke...

    • @Generalbas1972
      @Generalbas1972 5 років тому

      @@americanmetalhead3954 maybe but it's still not live and you called it live, which it isn't joke or not

    • @americanmetalhead3954
      @americanmetalhead3954 5 років тому +10

      KS DUDE! It’s a fake scene I invented! Stevie T playing guitar live. Then he finds out Dragonforce is in front of him! And he starts to shred! Then Lee gets close to him and Steve gets excited just when he just asks him to be their motherfucking triangle player! Don’t you understand how imagination and jokes work? I mean WTF! There’s no limits for imagination for Christ sake!

    • @srammn5018
      @srammn5018 5 років тому +4

      Funny part about this joke is when you explained the joke 🤣🤣😆😆

  • @NN-ir9bj
    @NN-ir9bj 5 років тому +14

    So glad you mentioned the generalized anxiety disorder. I'm a lifelong sufferer, along with quite a few family members. I feel like people who have it, do have very different lives from people who don't. I do not feel that this necessarily means we have less of a quality of life, just that we live our lives in ways that can seem somewhat depressing to people without the disorder. For instance, I haven't been to SEE a live show in over a decade, because of my anxiety. I love the fact that I can see live shows on my TV screen, and enjoy it to the fullest. To some of my friends, this seems lonely, but it's how I am comfortable. I still love it! It's something that isn't talked about enough, but it really helps when someone well-known brings up the topic.

  • @yackohoopy
    @yackohoopy 5 років тому +87

    Stage story:
    In one band that I was in, we were playing “Highway To Hell” and, for a goof, I did “The Angus”. Here’s the kicker, I wasn’t wearing my glasses and without them I am literally blind without them. While playing it and doing “The Angus”, I failed to see a large stack of chairs and played my way directly into the stack of chairs.

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 5 років тому +10

      so your highway to hell ended in chairs =D

    • @yackohoopy
      @yackohoopy 5 років тому +1

      Mad9977 Productions
      Oh, nothing stops me from playing, period. I did try to laugh it off.

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 5 років тому +1

      @@yackohoopy yep that's the best way to deal with such events =)

  • @samandcarlie
    @samandcarlie 3 роки тому +21

    First show I played, a fight broke out and it was shut down before the second song. Probably for the best because we didn't know how to really play

    • @KCJAM1
      @KCJAM1 3 роки тому

      Samuel my arse! Is this Steve Jones?!?! I figured I would ask but get no reply!:)

    • @samandcarlie
      @samandcarlie 3 роки тому +1

      @@KCJAM1 no sir. It is legitimately Samuel.

  • @baconboyentertainment4552
    @baconboyentertainment4552 5 років тому +89

    Ok who still wants him to shred on an electric harp :)

  • @jacobwhite7257
    @jacobwhite7257 5 років тому +130

    Don't make fun of axl or he'll jump off stage and snap your neck

    • @elcookiemonsteru
      @elcookiemonsteru 5 років тому +5

      Axl now look like an old auntie...I really doubt he can kick anyone's ass..well, maybe steve t....

    • @zakk_dickens7630
      @zakk_dickens7630 5 років тому +2

      @@elcookiemonsteru He looks like Mama Fratelli out of The Goonies

    • @MrJackal43
      @MrJackal43 5 років тому +2

      Jacob White phhhhft maybe you’re neck pussy. He’s an old pill head granny now.

  • @skull6667
    @skull6667 5 років тому +628

    We want that video about Nickelback that you promised us.

  • @danocuac
    @danocuac 3 роки тому +51

    The translator lady, sadly, didn’t translate the *uck part

    • @keymaster430
      @keymaster430 3 роки тому +1

      And when he says, "Beat the *ucking *hit out of him", all she says is, "Pega le" (hit him). Of course, that part isn't in this clip.

  • @arashrkarimi
    @arashrkarimi 5 років тому +327

    Playing in front of thousands of people! I dont even play in front of my family! I dont even play in front of my friends! I dont even play in my room!
    Wait a minute i dont even play the guitar! I dont play anything!

    • @Rickkelley365
      @Rickkelley365 5 років тому +5

      Arash Razzagh Karimi you playin with the comment section

    • @arashrkarimi
      @arashrkarimi 5 років тому +1

      Rickkelley365 as i mentioned I dont play anything 😬😂

    • @richarddevries1358
      @richarddevries1358 5 років тому +2

      Except yourself

    • @arashrkarimi
      @arashrkarimi 5 років тому +2

      Richard de Vries that's true for everyone 🙈

    • @spiccolirocks3580
      @spiccolirocks3580 5 років тому +5

      @@richarddevries1358 Unless.... you may be saving yourself for marriage! I now pronounce you -- hand and groom! There's a private room over there! Please not in front of the guests! 🤜🤙

  • @avgt619
    @avgt619 5 років тому +74

    Stevie...play live on UA-cam man! We could make requests and stuff...and you can just go "Calalalalala"...

  • @banishedfromthedwarfplanet530
    @banishedfromthedwarfplanet530 4 роки тому +84

    When I was playing a party with my band years ago, in between songs a drunk girl came up to the stage and motioned with her hand for me to come close to her. When I got my face down close to her to hear what she was saying, she punched me square in the nose and screamed, "your guitar playing sucks! I can play better than you!"

    • @TheComebackKing20
      @TheComebackKing20 4 роки тому +10

      Did you punch her back?

    • @HarrieWorst
      @HarrieWorst 4 роки тому +27

      @@TheComebackKing20 may hope so. When a woman starts the violence, she lost her don't-hit-a-woman card.

    • @elijahechicagobearsboyd5734
      @elijahechicagobearsboyd5734 3 роки тому +2

      @@HarrieWorst AGREED

    • @Infidia
      @Infidia 3 роки тому +6

      Did she play better tho?

    • @akumaprocel6837
      @akumaprocel6837 3 роки тому

      That’s a fatality if I ever read one.

  • @BrianLTanner
    @BrianLTanner 2 роки тому +10

    I feel ya Stevie. I have always been a musician with anxiety issues as well. I used to just push through and get on stage anyway. These days it’s just a hobby.

  • @crowmoordry8300
    @crowmoordry8300 5 років тому +62

    ”Maybe I’d play a show with dragonforce”
    10.5.19 -”Why I turned down dragonforce”. Well played stevie.. well played

  • @ghostface9772
    @ghostface9772 5 років тому +103

    The real reason Stevie Doesn't play live: he can't actually play and it's always been Jared Dines playing
    Joking of course! I love you Stevie!

  • @xSPiTFiRE42x
    @xSPiTFiRE42x 5 років тому +40

    Either I'm in an extremely good mood today, or this is one of the funniest videos you've released lately. Couldn't stop laughing! 😂

  • @MegaWetbrain
    @MegaWetbrain 4 роки тому +6

    Stevie you are seriously one of the funniest dudes I've ever had the pleasure of knowing about. Thank God for you bro. You're a legend mate just when life was sucking ass I took a moment to watch this and It cracked me up

  • @DavidAlvarez-pj7cu
    @DavidAlvarez-pj7cu 5 років тому +25

    The Slash stage tackle incident. Nice one Steve! Absolutely HISTERICAL!!! 👍

  • @maynardsmusicroom3981
    @maynardsmusicroom3981 5 років тому +85

    Here’s some things that happened to me live while I was performing (in one show):
    1: drummer forgets to end song
    2: singer forgot the lyrics
    3: guitarist breaks string live and has to use a crappy Indiana guitar

    • @maxscardanelli6185
      @maxscardanelli6185 5 років тому +9

      At least one of those three things happens to every band at one time or another...

    • @darrenvox
      @darrenvox 5 років тому +3

      correct and to over exert yourself to think its always gong to happen, you should just believe that its not a big deal...in some ways it is but stop over exerting yourelf

    • @Gonnasifaherpewarts
      @Gonnasifaherpewarts 5 років тому +2

      Singer forgets lyrics is basically mandatory for every show I've done.

    • @zedkent4287
      @zedkent4287 5 років тому

      be grateful for that crappy indiana guitar, trust me it's wayyyyy better than no backup guitar at all...

    • @XanderYTV
      @XanderYTV 5 років тому

      Lmao are Indiana guitars a thing outside of Indiana? I have no idea cause I live in Indiana lol. I see them in every local shop

  • @hoborec
    @hoborec 5 років тому +50

    I fell of a 1,5 meter high stage in the first song during a festival in Latvia. I got blinded by the stage light and didn't see the edge. I got up again though hehe.

    • @mauritzonkelbach5905
      @mauritzonkelbach5905 5 років тому +3

      A guy i was in school with knocked his head on stage while headbanging lost his mind and fell into a pond off beer.

  • @BCTTV_DTJ
    @BCTTV_DTJ 2 роки тому +10

    My biggest problem live is when my hands decide to stay in the dressing room. I was in a cover band and we were playing Detroit Rock City. I had to do Ace's solo part in the middle of the song, ya know, when it's just him playing, then the other guitar comes in for the harmony. It's not hard at all and I played it no problem in practice but as soon as it was an all eyes on me scenario, my hands wouldn't work. It was so embarrassing, all I could do was laugh.

  • @RawLu.
    @RawLu. 5 років тому +61

    I've also suffered from Anxiety most of my fifty years Steve, hang in there & always Hope for a better future. Thx for sharing \m/

    • @djt0057
      @djt0057 5 років тому +3

      yep me too man we're no alone but just looking at the positive and being motivated to do better is all we need. god bless

    • @Zmargo702
      @Zmargo702 5 років тому +1

      I see from your profile pic youve found something to help with said anxiety?

    • @RawLu.
      @RawLu. 5 років тому

      @@Zmargo702 Yes I plan on trying CBD Oil that has very little if any THC, THC triggers Anxiety. I used to smoke Hash every day despite my Anxiety just to try & be Mr. Cool with the cool gang etc., it was a nightmare along with school, work etc., trying to be 'normal'... I've long since stopped everything from Drugs to Drinks, and Cigarettes thk F!...

  • @FrankieAmadeian.
    @FrankieAmadeian. 5 років тому +11

    Damn. I didn't know you had anxiety, which is some pretty serious stuff. And here you are, handling it like a champ. Keep it up, Steve.

  • @mark_4059
    @mark_4059 5 років тому +45

    Steve T. You’re a god at making me entertained, guitar and making awesome UA-cam videos👍👍

  • @kyleromus6845
    @kyleromus6845 3 роки тому +4

    Well I'm really glad you found an alternative way to display your talent to a large audience.

  • @jadentranswag5062
    @jadentranswag5062 5 років тому +411

    Stevie: I have a hard time with crowds.
    HAS OVER 2 MILLION SUBS

    • @merciful_poseidon
      @merciful_poseidon 4 роки тому +17

      We don’t exist in the real world, we are a faux-crowd

    • @fiftysecwithoutza
      @fiftysecwithoutza 4 роки тому +2

      Jaden TranSWAG has 2 mil subs

    • @serialbits6401
      @serialbits6401 4 роки тому +4

      Big difference

    • @normcote270
      @normcote270 4 роки тому +3

      Bro you're AWESOME, I think the world should know you, I'm not quoting Nike but just do it !!!
      I've been performing 52 years and do not have 1/100th of your skills, playing live is the most incredible thing so IMO. with you skills you got NOTHING to worry about, just do it Bro !!

    • @theOmega989
      @theOmega989 4 роки тому +6

      Those 2 million subs aren’t standing in front of him, genius!

  • @camilovivasve
    @camilovivasve 4 роки тому +28

    7:55 no. the interpeter did not say the f word in spanish nor any equivalent word. she just limited herself to translate the message. like to myself so I don't dissapear. Stevie T we love you you rock.

  • @talarohanes6840
    @talarohanes6840 5 років тому +107

    Stevie you are actually very creative and hilarious 😂

  • @babbysmalls
    @babbysmalls 3 роки тому +2

    thanks for talking abt generalized anxiety disorder!! i have the same thing, so its very comforting to know im not alone.

  • @TrevorAndersen
    @TrevorAndersen 5 років тому +65

    Live show story: I was doing a standup set and halfway through the entire audience got up and left. They didn’t speak English.
    No idea why they stayed halfway through!

  • @bret8459
    @bret8459 5 років тому +273

    This video almost killed me. I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @dunciflipz5132
    @dunciflipz5132 5 років тому +74

    7:07 made me laugh like I was gassed by the joker.

  • @gregbetts8057
    @gregbetts8057 2 роки тому +2

    i know how anxiety screws up up with crowds , i use to go into a total fit shit anxiety attac an passout like a convulsing rag doll , freaked any new friends that never seen it before , malls , concerts an public speaking in high school failed me in class , long before it was reconized as a condition . now i avoid all of them , but ive mannaged to go shopping without too much trouble as long as i dont have to converse with too many people at once . i live in a small community in pei now , big change from roronto / agincourt . i always thought you was in BC . great vids , thanks , keep them coming . you have lots of tallent

  • @tilltugg
    @tilltugg 5 років тому +74

    Stevie T, I really like your videos. Not many tubers make me LOL.. you do, tho! Keep up the good work! =)

  • @tonepoet
    @tonepoet 5 років тому +28

    Dude, the Skrillex thing was your most hilarious bit. Keep the hits coming (literally).

    • @esxxso
      @esxxso 5 років тому +1

      For me the funniest was the guy whose neck was almost broken by Slash's attacker

    • @fuzzgutterwins3
      @fuzzgutterwins3 5 років тому

      Dreee buh dadada.... Dub step sux! LOL

  • @boseifrit5480
    @boseifrit5480 5 років тому +28

    Bro u straight up cure depression. U make my day whenever u put out a new video
    Edit: Bro I have anxiety too. It sucks dont it

  • @marleesuarez7162
    @marleesuarez7162 3 роки тому +4

    I haven't played anything live yet, but when I get a drum kit, I'd love to play at farmers markets, festivals, small things like that.

  • @owengavel6420
    @owengavel6420 5 років тому +381

    PLEASE DO A SHREDDING ON A BANJO VIDEO. LIKE IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT TO

  • @shilohstore6086
    @shilohstore6086 5 років тому +2388

    The real reason he doesn't play live cuz he'd have to leave his house!

    • @prestonprice9416
      @prestonprice9416 5 років тому +3

      🐱🐎

    • @dory4008
      @dory4008 5 років тому +7

      Lmao tru

    • @groovydjs
      @groovydjs 5 років тому +72

      Depending on the levels of anxiety, it can honestly be impossible to leave the house. You can stand at the threshold of the open door and pass out or go into seizures at the thought of having to do that. It is a hell of a way to live.

    • @PursuitSk8
      @PursuitSk8 5 років тому +12

      @@groovydjs you read way too deep into this

    • @shilohstore6086
      @shilohstore6086 5 років тому +21

      @@groovydjs let's just say I have a little experience with this that's why I came to my mind so quickly

  •  5 років тому +37

    "Our sound guy SUCKS".
    But Stevie, the lights were malfunctioning. The mic was working.

  • @Dani-ry7hj
    @Dani-ry7hj 4 роки тому +8

    7:48 no, she just said "A camera on this thing, please"

  • @caseytinsley
    @caseytinsley 5 років тому +78

    As someone with social anxiety, I understand 100%.

    • @iamperplexed4695
      @iamperplexed4695 5 років тому +2

      Sooo...cowardice.

    • @staystrongjoseph
      @staystrongjoseph 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @gabrielvb2578
      @gabrielvb2578 5 років тому +1

      I have social anxiety too, but I love to play live

    • @NN-ir9bj
      @NN-ir9bj 5 років тому

      Right there with ya!

    • @loudogspeed271
      @loudogspeed271 5 років тому +1

      I'ma be perfectly honest and say I don't understand people with anxiety at all

  • @pkwiva
    @pkwiva 5 років тому +30

    I lost it when he did the dubstep noises,
    "Reep! Baarrgh! Ba-ba buh ba-ba buh! Brah brah brah!"

  • @timothyissler3815
    @timothyissler3815 5 років тому +88

    Seeing your reasons to not play live, which I can accept, but hearing that you might still consider it, might I offer some suggestions?
    1. Go to an open mic night at a local bar or something. (no fat stage crashers, no throwing things, no big crowds to trigger anxiety)
    2. Clear the stage of everything but your guitar and amp. (no bad sound guys, no chairs to step on, nothing to trip over)
    3. Plant you feet firmly to the ground and do not move them for the duration of your set. (again no tripping)
    4. Don't look at the people, look at your guitar. (all they may see is your bald spot, but it keeps you from seeing the more-than-ten-people crowd)
    5. Don't talk. (no stroke-things)
    6. Improvise your solos. (no guitar-related strokes or memory-lapses)
    Whether this is actually looked at or liked by Stevie T (or as I like to call him, Ol' Rubberlips), it might also help other live-performance-anxiety people.
    Have a nice day, and thank you for reading my comment.

    • @ThatBassistK
      @ThatBassistK 5 років тому +3

      Ol' 👏🏻 Rubber 👏🏻 Lips 👏🏻.
      😂🤣💀👻 Good advice and all but that made my day.

    • @evamoor2377
      @evamoor2377 5 років тому +4

      that's a very nice and thoughtful comment, thanks for the advice!

  • @Tim_Webb
    @Tim_Webb 2 роки тому +2

    I once played the entire bass solo to Angels & Insects without realising I had unplugged my bass during a dance move. I just plugged it back in and kept rocking 😎

  • @EddieOtool
    @EddieOtool 5 років тому +47

    It's not about not having live incidents, it's about being able to handle them in an amusing way. I play live with my band, we are having tens of small incidents each show, but we are still offering one of the most appreciated act of our region.

    • @helgijonsson3537
      @helgijonsson3537 5 років тому +2

      Exactly. Me and my band were playing a gig in Copenhagen and literally every technical failure that could've possibly occurred happened to us on that night (including our drummer somehow managing to break his kicker, keyboards not working, bad cables etc.) but we somehow managed to make it one of our most entertaining shows. I told jokes in between songs while the drummer for one of the other bands playing that night jumped up on stage, kindly lending us his double kicker so we could finish our show! It's all about attitude man.

    • @xanderclip
      @xanderclip 5 років тому

      What is your band called

    • @EddieOtool
      @EddieOtool 5 років тому

      @@xanderclip Mine could be "Loosers, inc.".

  • @IanTheGreatYT
    @IanTheGreatYT 5 років тому +59

    5:35
    Oh no! Slash has airpods in, he can't hear you!

  • @TheRealLifeoutdoors
    @TheRealLifeoutdoors 5 років тому +60

    forgetting lyrics, forgetting band members names while introducing them lol, forgetting where we are, tripping falling , blinded by stage lights and losing my pedal board , all of the above

    • @rickleblanc8900
      @rickleblanc8900 5 років тому +2

      Wow dude ! Get out while the gettin's good. A few mishaps, ok fine. But all that? You're cursed

    • @zleggitt1989
      @zleggitt1989 4 роки тому +6

      You pretty much just described every ozzy concert I've been to

  • @dronexfun8469
    @dronexfun8469 4 роки тому +3

    One of the best concerts I've seen was a Metallica show where the stage fell apart and they fake all of the power going out, then they come back and start playing acoustic then go back to normal in the middle of a song. Some guy even fell out of the rafters and someone else was on fire. Pretty sweet. Maybe '96 or 97.

  • @wildtatz
    @wildtatz 5 років тому +41

    Axl knocked to many times on McDonald's door .or did he ate to much sweets from that child of him ..

  • @GhostCabinet
    @GhostCabinet 4 роки тому +23

    I remember once I was part of a band and we decided that it would be a good idea to do a local battle of the bands - type competition despite the fact that we'd never played live before and only knew 3 songs. It went about as well as you'd expect.

  • @lazanuposts5187
    @lazanuposts5187 5 років тому +92

    I was so drunk i asked the other guitarist where my guitar is and he told me it's in my hands.

    • @rickleblanc8900
      @rickleblanc8900 5 років тому +4

      That gig must have been golden !! Hahaha ouch !

    • @jasyynnoe8392
      @jasyynnoe8392 5 років тому +12

      I've been drunk enough to misplace notes, but never the whole instrument.

    • @aidan6536
      @aidan6536 5 років тому

      I got really high and couldn't tune a guitar for like 30 minutes straight

    • @DaddySantaClaus
      @DaddySantaClaus 3 роки тому

      Shit once I was so drunk I forgot how to play guitar, 😂

  • @davillenueve
    @davillenueve 4 роки тому +140

    "I would never play in front of all those people"
    Also stevet: *acting like a fool in front of 2mln subscribers*

    • @peterw2880
      @peterw2880 4 роки тому +12

      The video plays for 2m subscribers, but he gets to record this alone in his room with just a camera. It really is a different experience actually being in front of a crowd

    • @pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352
      @pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352 3 роки тому +1

      Every joke is awful, people are too dumb to realize.

    • @kittygammer3257
      @kittygammer3257 3 роки тому

      Yeah it is only him not a lot of people and by the way he can edit it if anything he dose not any part of it in the vidio

  • @OfficialJagPaw
    @OfficialJagPaw 5 років тому +37

    Oh man, anxiety. I probably have the same issue although I've played a bunch live anyway. I have a whole system of techniques to deal with it. Like, avoiding talking to people right before/after, avoiding eating very much, napping a few hours before, et cetera. These days I just DJ and I still just... sweat a lot.
    Funny story for you;
    Years ago when I was playing metal, my old band's first show was a tiny house party we hosted. I was nervous despite the modest venue. But I am also an audiophile/perfectionist so I thought I HAD to have fresh strings. So I rush out and get them without giving myself any time to put them on and break them in before the party started. Since I was hosting the party, I was trying to be social, yadda yadda. So at the last minute I go run to my bedroom which served as the "green room" and put them on. Another band was playing so I couldn't just play aloud. I tuned with an electric tuner without hearing anything. No big deal!
    I think you know what happens next; we start the first song and my tuning is totally insane. I think I had a string a whole octave off and at least one other randomly tuned to a different note. I had no idea how to recover. I couldn't play through a whole song like that! So within about 20-30 second in, I stopped and waved off the band, like "False start!!!"
    Fuuuu... My singer was more experienced than the rest of us and he was effing PISSED. I quickly figured out the fucked up tuning as fast as I could, sweating my ass off in front of our 10-person crowd of friends of ours. After that the show was cool! But that singer never let it go. He quit shortly after. A couple years later he ended up inviting the other guitarist in the band to join his other, more established band.
    I'm just more of a studio guy. :)

    • @--TOM--
      @--TOM-- 5 років тому +4

      lol i would never change strings right before a gig unless it was an emergency or something

    • @OfficialJagPaw
      @OfficialJagPaw 5 років тому +4

      @@--TOM-- Yeah. Dumb move. Learned my lesson though! It was a house party afterall.

    • @b_r_i_a_nm_u_s_i_c6931
      @b_r_i_a_nm_u_s_i_c6931 5 років тому +2

      @@OfficialJagPaw I think many of us have made that mistake once! Given the experience at the time and the level of gig, your singer should have just laughed it off... Otherwise it's just awkward for the audience, people don't mind fails as long as you deal with them.

    • @R41__
      @R41__ 5 років тому

      Wow

    • @vikashloitongbam2811
      @vikashloitongbam2811 5 років тому +1

      Well, even I had crippling stage fright!! 1st show I kept my eyes and face away from the audience looked at the vocalist and bassist the entire time. 2nd time around, I faced them but didn't bring my eyes up the entire show. This went on for a while. After my 6th or 7th show, I was dancing, making eye contact and even engaging certain audience members. And the feeling of playing a live audience is unparalleled. It's fucking amazing !!!

  • @ryanlikeshockey
    @ryanlikeshockey 5 років тому +90

    The interpreter did not include the "F***"
    She said, "una cámara en esto por favor"
    Which pretty much means, "a camera on this please"

    • @luissolana9584
      @luissolana9584 5 років тому +1

      exactamente jajajaja

    • @unabasofia
      @unabasofia 5 років тому +2

      She was real polite and never said any bad and even mean word. (Wasn't a real good translation)

    • @xjustheadx
      @xjustheadx 5 років тому

      Yup, that happened in Argentina. Famous show because of that bad translation on purpose

  • @milos9194
    @milos9194 5 років тому +55

    The funniest stage inciden't I witnessed was while in a classical concert It was a rather silent piece (something like Puccini's Preludio Synphonico for referencce dont know the exact song anymore) and suddenly at a real slow and silent point suddenly the crash drum of the drummer dropped with an extremely loud Bang and it started rolling down the stage which was build with different heights lowering every few meters, so it was like this BANG roll roll roll BANG! roll roll roll BAAAANG!!!! and then at the front of the stage it stopped rolling and started doing the same thing that happens when you place a coin on the desk on it's edge and spin it making an ertremely loud noise.
    Edit: added a word which I forgot.

  • @georgehays4908
    @georgehays4908 3 роки тому +1

    ......I have general anxiety disorder ( GAD ) , depression too .. I hardly laugh at all , let alone a " belly laugh " ......... but this guy really cracks me up 🤣 ! What a creative genius ! He could do anything , but I'm glad he does this stuff ! Peace !