Why I Don't Play Live!

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  • @manos135
    @manos135 4 роки тому +3991

    When I was playing live, I forgot to turn on the distortion pedal and I played power chords with clean guitar

    • @hasanrizvi7539
      @hasanrizvi7539 4 роки тому +276

      Ah shit, man. That's like my worst nightmare xD

    • @markcheetah4960
      @markcheetah4960 4 роки тому +208

      That happened to me in the studio & it's still on there. Engineer refused to punch in a new take

    • @markcheetah4960
      @markcheetah4960 4 роки тому +92

      @Pedro Kantor I used to set my wah pedal in the "sweet spot" and leave it on. Basically like a tone enhancer

    • @rickleblanc8900
      @rickleblanc8900 4 роки тому +42

      @Pedro Kantor ouch that sucks ! Little things that make everything go so wrong

    • @bigdawgygo464
      @bigdawgygo464 4 роки тому +46

      Mark Cheetah get a new engineer

  • @CJSeverus93
    @CJSeverus93 4 роки тому +1664

    Imagine being at a live show, the lights go out and all you hear is Steve say "Our sound guy SUCKS!" lol.

    • @louisvilletech7765
      @louisvilletech7765 4 роки тому +43

      yes i would love to hear that

    • @pablozparrot8925
      @pablozparrot8925 4 роки тому +27

      I would be like “Stevie?”

    • @ayoutubechannul
      @ayoutubechannul 4 роки тому +31

      I actually had a lady yell your sound guy sucks at a show

    • @louisvilletech7765
      @louisvilletech7765 4 роки тому +9

      @@ayoutubechannul wait really?

    • @ayoutubechannul
      @ayoutubechannul 4 роки тому +19

      @@louisvilletech7765 yup haha in canyon city Colorado some old lady stood up from her lawn chair, yelled your sound guy sucks!! As she walked away her husband struggled to fold up her lawn chair it was great 😂

  • @lofiIakeinajar
    @lofiIakeinajar 3 роки тому +699

    No crap, when steve started hitting his head with the water bottle i got a ad mid hit talking about, “do you ever have migraines and headaches during the day?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wetley09
    @wetley09 3 роки тому +371

    Slash's security is the real hero. I'm glad they're taking it seriously because of what happened to Dime but it's sad that it ever had to come to that.

    • @TrampolineDudes925
      @TrampolineDudes925 11 місяців тому +2

      Why?

    • @blumblum_is_unfunny44
      @blumblum_is_unfunny44 10 місяців тому

      @@TrampolineDudes925google it and then you’ll understand.

    • @jordandent1190
      @jordandent1190 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@TrampolineDudes925Dimebag Darrell died because a fan came with a weapon and stabbed Darrell in the abdomen and there was no security to stop it

    • @KyrosT_
      @KyrosT_ 7 місяців тому

      @@jordandent1190 He was shot not stabbed dude. He was shot in the back by Nathan Gale. The incident is called the “Columbus nightclub SHOOTING”. 4 people were killed and 3 wounded.

    • @user-pk8ly4ts8b
      @user-pk8ly4ts8b Місяць тому

      ​@@jordandent1190 he got shot in the head

  • @2112Relayer
    @2112Relayer 4 роки тому +826

    I noticed that none of those accidents happened to a triangle player...you have nothing to worry about.

    • @saeedshekhaldin272
      @saeedshekhaldin272 4 роки тому +17

      2112Relayer watch 3:00 with 200% speed

    • @conniethesconnie
      @conniethesconnie 4 роки тому +11

      Or bass players.
      Especially now that he has given his fans a list of things to do when he steps on stage with Dragonforce.

    • @CodRevolution00
      @CodRevolution00 4 роки тому +1

      2112Relayer Rush.

  • @brycegriffin7861
    @brycegriffin7861 4 роки тому +915

    When people start clapping off time.😤😤

    • @syedrakin549
      @syedrakin549 3 роки тому +18

      Exactly😂 I once said fuck you dumb shits whispering 😂

    • @alporan7423
      @alporan7423 3 роки тому +29

      It is worse if they clap on 1 and 3 instead of 2 and 4

    • @tomleather135
      @tomleather135 3 роки тому +19

      Oh my god yes, my sister and my friend were playing seven nation army live at this church thing and there were like 3 rows of middle-aged Facebook Karens who randomly started clapping way off beat and I feel bad for my sister because they were so loud she couldn’t hear the bass and so she fucked up the lyrics timing and got really flustered and shit

    • @eliasswift2921
      @eliasswift2921 3 роки тому +7

      lmaooo one time I was playing/singing Vienna by Billy Joel live and people started clapping off time and I stopped playing for 5 seconds and stared at the audience and started from where I left off, and they started clapping again. They couldn't take the hint smh.

    • @isaacmm8052
      @isaacmm8052 3 роки тому +2

      I don’t really understand how people are physically able to do that. My mom does it all the time, and I have no idea how she doesn’t know how to clap.

  • @APK-pn4qh
    @APK-pn4qh 2 роки тому +115

    One gig many years ago, our drummer was having issues with his hihat. Every time he'd hit it the stand would just collapse with a loud "kachang" sound. He'd be scrambling around trying to play and reset the hihat every few minutes. He was going mad but the rest of us were laughing our asses off. He got so mad we had a major band fight after the gig, he quit, the singer hit our lone roadie who then flattened the singer, the bass player stormed off in a huff.... band dissolved. Good days lol.

    • @ericdpeerik3928
      @ericdpeerik3928 Рік тому +9

      I'd pay to see that

    • @theshedproductions.
      @theshedproductions. 9 місяців тому +1

      @@ELIJAHNUBOYDyou wouldnt laugh at someones pain?

    • @Spladoinkal
      @Spladoinkal 8 місяців тому +1

      lol! All over a hihat stand. As a drummer that's had plenty of gear malfunctions over the years: What the?

  • @ucielvai
    @ucielvai 3 роки тому +121

    To answer Stevie's question, no, the interpreter didn't translate Axl's f words.

    • @tinthetrashbin9801
      @tinthetrashbin9801 2 роки тому

      Thank you I was little only in the comment section to see if they did lol

  • @robertwatson6485
    @robertwatson6485 4 роки тому +137

    About 30 seconds into our opening song I discovered that my guitar was not plugged into the amp.

    • @MetaphoricTechnique
      @MetaphoricTechnique 4 роки тому +21

      at least it's better than 30 seconds into your last song

    • @AbolfazlGhorbani
      @AbolfazlGhorbani 4 роки тому +8

      I played the new 30 seconds to mars album and noticed nothing is plugged in it's just computer made crap

    • @DaddySantaClaus
      @DaddySantaClaus 2 роки тому

      Just how?please I need to know

  • @Angie-zk4ei
    @Angie-zk4ei 4 роки тому +225

    No, the interpreter didn't include the "f*cker" part hahaha

    • @imperror3475
      @imperror3475 4 роки тому +1

      ESTO

    • @martincarp9508
      @martincarp9508 4 роки тому

      @oooo78 in that case "mierda" would do the job: "una cámara en esta mierda"

  • @mikeschultz1296
    @mikeschultz1296 3 роки тому +120

    I once locked my keys in the car, along with all of my band's equipment, right before we were supposed to go on. Also I left the car running 😅

    • @chipcaronte
      @chipcaronte 3 роки тому +3

      Well... Same thing happened to me, but there was no band and there was no gig.
      I just had to pee really badly, during rush hour. So there was my car, doors locked, engine running, no one inside, during rush hour and everybody knew why.

    • @DinsdalePiranha67
      @DinsdalePiranha67 2 роки тому +8

      I never had that happen, but I once broke a string while warming up and had to make a mad dash to a Guitar Center a few blocks away because I didn't have an extra B string with me. This was about 20 minutes before we were on. Managed to make it in time.

  • @mrtaylorhelm
    @mrtaylorhelm 3 роки тому +189

    I was playing a bbq with my band and I'm the middle of a song I look to my left and there is a kid peeing off the top of a playground thing... except.... another kid walked right into the stream... Not realizing what was happening the kid looked up and didn't even move for a good 3 seconds.
    That was nuts and the peed-on kid's parents were sooo mad. Fun party though.

  • @elliotpecora737
    @elliotpecora737 4 роки тому +363

    Can we give Slash's security props for taking that guy out with complete disregard for his own welfare??? What a beauty.

    • @420wizdumb6
      @420wizdumb6 4 роки тому +9

      Elliot Pecora right? he was probly just tryna hug him but security tackles him right into slash

    • @RichardFriendartist
      @RichardFriendartist 4 роки тому +15

      100% that dude is a champ and deserves a big gift from Slash.. the guy running could be going in for a hug or he could have clotheslined him off the stage but that dude was running fast and going to hit slash from behind regardless.

    • @iganpparamarta8813
      @iganpparamarta8813 4 роки тому +3

      Props to the guard. But is that les paul neck okay?

    • @IWannaBeRio
      @IWannaBeRio 4 роки тому

      hooray to junior

    • @AllenFreemanMediaGuru
      @AllenFreemanMediaGuru 4 роки тому

      tony gonzales Yeah, but the security guy had no idea what the weirdo had in mind! Or if he had a weapon hidden in his pants, etc.

  • @note6002
    @note6002 4 роки тому +268

    I was playing "Living On A Prayer" by Bon Jovi with my band. I had my lead guitar player barely plugged in a Marshall Amp. When the solo starts, He walked to the front of the stage to have the audience have a better look at the solo playing. But doing that, He pulled the jack and disconnect the guitar with the amp. And so, when he was playing the solo, He wasn't even plugged. And to make it even worse, after the solo he looked at the sound guy telling him to plug the guitar back into the amp. But instead of doing that, he asked him "Where do I plug this?"
    It was bad, man

    • @nilswegner2881
      @nilswegner2881 4 роки тому +17

      That sound guy reminds me of the sound team at my school, they have no idea how to properly mix a band

    • @PolyglotJ
      @PolyglotJ 4 роки тому +6

      I would be in the back, smiling and recording it all lmao

    • @mikuspalmis
      @mikuspalmis 4 роки тому +2

      Aaaahahaaa!

    • @taylan_ayma3
      @taylan_ayma3 4 роки тому +1

      Omg 😂😂😂

    • @MrJackal43
      @MrJackal43 4 роки тому

      Note nope

  • @bobbab5759
    @bobbab5759 3 роки тому +63

    Our singer hit the smoke box pedal so hard I couldn't even see my guitar.

  • @macias7125
    @macias7125 3 роки тому +150

    No credit to the security guard for saving slash’s life? Smh

    • @Monsterpop
      @Monsterpop 2 роки тому +15

      he should've stopped the guy getting onstage in the first place,so probably no credit deserved

    • @chris3736
      @chris3736 2 роки тому +1

      @@Monsterpop he didnt even know they were there ass munch

    • @chris3736
      @chris3736 2 роки тому +1

      @@Monsterpop hes looking forward

    • @monsterpopMusicFactory
      @monsterpopMusicFactory 2 роки тому +1

      @@chris3736 ass munch? Really? who are you,beavis or butthead?😂😂😂

    • @Monsterpop
      @Monsterpop 2 роки тому

      @@chris3736 he should be looking around

  • @Mysterie
    @Mysterie 4 роки тому +474

    "I question her (Britney Spears) decision making abilities"
    We all do, Steve
    We all do

  • @JbfMusicGuitar
    @JbfMusicGuitar 4 роки тому +353

    3:16- "I don't like Dubstep, really, that much" 3:19- Proceeds to write the best Dubstep ever.

    • @seannesbit2218
      @seannesbit2218 4 роки тому +4

      True story!

    • @DonHaka
      @DonHaka 4 роки тому +4

      that part was brilliant.

    • @_cameraboy
      @_cameraboy 4 роки тому +1

      Skrillx's best drop ever.

    • @mjk9833
      @mjk9833 4 роки тому +4

      hahaha :D killa indeed

    • @Wyrmidion
      @Wyrmidion 4 роки тому +1

      Laughing way more than i should at this xD

  • @doublea125
    @doublea125 2 роки тому +37

    Honestly the smaller audiences are more intimidating than the large crowds. You can actually note the facial features on every person in the crowd at that point so it amplifies the terror factor, plus shows that small increase the likelihood of you interacting with the crowd in a meaningful way either before, during, or after the show.

  • @danocuac
    @danocuac 3 роки тому +50

    The translator lady, sadly, didn’t translate the *uck part

    • @keymaster430
      @keymaster430 3 роки тому +1

      And when he says, "Beat the *ucking *hit out of him", all she says is, "Pega le" (hit him). Of course, that part isn't in this clip.

  • @oneweirdlife913
    @oneweirdlife913 4 роки тому +297

    I just now realized DC needs to get Steve to be the next Riddler!

  • @Ramaxx95
    @Ramaxx95 4 роки тому +351

    The interpreter didn't translate any of the curse words. She tried to be as polite as possible to the audience.
    Greetings from Argentina!

    • @ZorroBit
      @ZorroBit 4 роки тому +2

      Argentina!!! wuuuu jajaja

    • @christofferuden7680
      @christofferuden7680 4 роки тому +10

      bad interpreter then

    • @Ramaxx95
      @Ramaxx95 4 роки тому +10

      @@christofferuden7680 nah man, She's just being professional.

    • @ghoulishgam3r508
      @ghoulishgam3r508 4 роки тому +7

      @@Ramaxx95 a professional would do her job right.

    • @christofferuden7680
      @christofferuden7680 4 роки тому +12

      @@Ramaxx95 She shouldn't be biased. His anger should come across in the translation.

  • @samandcarlie
    @samandcarlie 2 роки тому +20

    First show I played, a fight broke out and it was shut down before the second song. Probably for the best because we didn't know how to really play

    • @KCJAM1
      @KCJAM1 2 роки тому

      Samuel my arse! Is this Steve Jones?!?! I figured I would ask but get no reply!:)

    • @samandcarlie
      @samandcarlie 2 роки тому +1

      @@KCJAM1 no sir. It is legitimately Samuel.

  • @mercedesbaker8344
    @mercedesbaker8344 Рік тому +13

    When I last played live, during a song, I had a coke bottle thrown at me. I was like “that’s new” in my head but barely anyone noticed except for the band. I also reminded myself that most of the audience were drunk teens, and that they were not in a right mind set. That only happens once tho.
    Another time, I had to do a full song, and ran out of total breath at the end of it. I was literally gasping for breath by the time the song was done. But then I did another, and it went totally fine.

  • @plepera121
    @plepera121 4 роки тому +260

    I was playing a festival and wasn’t on until the last two songs. I couldn’t make it for the soundcheck, but I’d played these songs a few dozen times. I finally get onstage and my in ear monitors are dead. Fine, I just stand near the floor monitor. Second song the singer decides to change the intro, but I can’t hear what’s going on. I look at the other guitarist and realize I’m playing the wrong part. I look out and see how big the crowd is, and I froze for a few seconds. Bass player looks at me, yells a chord, and I get right back into the song like nothing happened.

  • @CaptainWillard93
    @CaptainWillard93 4 роки тому +215

    You're the only youtuber where I dont skip over the ad section. It's just as hilarous as well. Love you Steve.

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 4 роки тому +1

      I used to not skip it, but now I do skip it..

    • @Halo-hr2ru
      @Halo-hr2ru 4 роки тому

      Daniel thrasher ad section more hilarious from this, i think

  • @user-zg2un9wv9f
    @user-zg2un9wv9f 3 роки тому +31

    6:38
    LMAO. I love this moment. It's legendary!

  • @laminbernadeth2278
    @laminbernadeth2278 3 роки тому +24

    2:05 Axl: Well, thanks to the lameass laughing, im going home! (Slams mic)

  • @normcote270
    @normcote270 4 роки тому +562

    In 1970or 71, at 12 or 13vyears old my guitar strap came off and my guitar fell face down while playing live.
    That was before strap locks were available.
    On another ocassion our lead singer forgot his mic. at home.
    On a third live play our rythym guitarist had a battery failure on his guitar and no spare battery, we had to delay our start time so he could go to the store to get a new one.
    Then there's outdoor concerts, last summer we had three called off due to rain two hours before the show, I wonder how many will be called off this summer?
    Another time playing outdoors at the start of the show the wind kicked up, the sky went dark, picknick umbrellas we flying, then all but around 25 of our audience evacuated, just in time for the sun to come out again.
    Here's another, I just walked onstage around four year's ago to see our guitarists prized guitar fall off it's stand, it's headstock snap just after the nut, good thing he brought a spare!!!
    When you play live anything can happen, you litterally need to have two of everything as a spare.
    These are just a few of the many problems we ran into playin live.

    • @carlareid3336
      @carlareid3336 4 роки тому +28

      this comment deserves more likes.

    • @thomastucker5686
      @thomastucker5686 3 роки тому +6

      If you read my comment above, I am forgetful. Not good to forget your backups. I survived these failures, but it made for a not so enjoyable experience on my end. I'm also a lead singer from behind the drums.

    • @akimi_chenkual
      @akimi_chenkual 3 роки тому +6

      Well,,that sucks

    • @normcote270
      @normcote270 3 роки тому +17

      @@akimi_chenkual Yep, when you play live shit happens occasionally.
      Just last Saturday we playing an all acoustic show, WELL my acoustic preamp ( six songs in and in the middle of a song) shorted out inside my guitar!!!
      Had to play the rest of our four hour show with a Telecaster, and yeah it wasn't good !!!!
      Things break, stop working and ocasionally short out, as well you forget to bring something you need desperately but fortunately most shows go great as a rule, that said you never know til it happens and its always a surprise !!!
      Rock on Brother 🤘😉 keep playing!!!

    • @akimi_chenkual
      @akimi_chenkual 3 роки тому +4

      @@normcote270 tele is great

  • @therozparovac6157
    @therozparovac6157 4 роки тому +692

    Stevie T: I don't play live
    Also Stevie T: Plays live with Dragonforce

    • @7James77
      @7James77 4 роки тому +7

      Going to be epic!

    • @KoD83
      @KoD83 4 роки тому +53

      Also Stevie T: told ya I won't!

    • @ma_sonch
      @ma_sonch 4 роки тому +21

      Not anymore

    • @KoD83
      @KoD83 4 роки тому +5

      @RikuKH ikr, but I can't blame him. Maybe he will explain it again.

    • @KoD83
      @KoD83 4 роки тому +11

      @RikuKH yeah maybe start with one or two small shows, and if he's fine he can do more... But DF also have their schedule and need someone who can jump in and play all songs etc.

  • @BCTTV_DTJ
    @BCTTV_DTJ 2 роки тому +10

    My biggest problem live is when my hands decide to stay in the dressing room. I was in a cover band and we were playing Detroit Rock City. I had to do Ace's solo part in the middle of the song, ya know, when it's just him playing, then the other guitar comes in for the harmony. It's not hard at all and I played it no problem in practice but as soon as it was an all eyes on me scenario, my hands wouldn't work. It was so embarrassing, all I could do was laugh.

  • @BrianLTanner
    @BrianLTanner 2 роки тому +10

    I feel ya Stevie. I have always been a musician with anxiety issues as well. I used to just push through and get on stage anyway. These days it’s just a hobby.

  • @AJ-lx3jf
    @AJ-lx3jf 4 роки тому +267

    3:21 starting your car
    3:22 driving down the highway

    • @luccarabello3351
      @luccarabello3351 4 роки тому +4

      Spidey Kid ur comment is so underrated

    • @kushalkumar2822
      @kushalkumar2822 4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @jack_orourke_sb
      @jack_orourke_sb 4 роки тому +5

      Lol a played this over and over so many times

    • @arthurpires6178
      @arthurpires6178 4 роки тому +4

      Dubstep is basically an electronic breakdown
      *change my mind*

    • @thoams9724
      @thoams9724 4 роки тому +3

      Road safety laws prepare to be ignored

  • @frankroland1873
    @frankroland1873 4 роки тому +256

    The dubstep impersonation killed me... it was 100% accurate 😂

    • @sanyo_neezy
      @sanyo_neezy 4 роки тому +10

      it really was xDDD But honestly(unpopular opinion ahead), I really enjoy Dubstep!!

    • @wubslicer9021
      @wubslicer9021 4 роки тому +2

      @@sanyo_neezy And so do I 👌😎

    • @axim5980
      @axim5980 4 роки тому +3

      VR, panda eyes, oliverse , chime and many more

    • @jaydencook8957
      @jaydencook8957 4 роки тому

      My ex was into dubstep and the stuff he listened to sounded exactly like the impersonation

    • @Kromatizer
      @Kromatizer 4 роки тому

      @Itz Txng Wow you just cringed the fuck out of me by saying that lol

  • @alaysiakayebutler6299
    @alaysiakayebutler6299 3 роки тому +3

    Im back here after accidently finding your music vids from almost a decade ago. You're fantastic, as is, now as well as then. You got as much skill as the best recording artist, and the ability to make people laugh better than most big name netflix comedians. Bravo Stevie.

  • @AmIturtleEnough
    @AmIturtleEnough 3 роки тому

    I've been watching a lot of your videos and then watching this one I subscribed, I definitely get where you are coming and I have a huge respect for you. Do whatever makes you comfortable and happy!!!!

  • @tortue_ch
    @tortue_ch 4 роки тому +613

    This guy is basically a Jim Carrey who rocks at guitar. Love it !

    • @chipparrish6647
      @chipparrish6647 4 роки тому +25

      Tortue CH yea, except he's not a friggin communist. That's a plus in my book.

    • @Cesar_09_
      @Cesar_09_ 4 роки тому +7

      Except that he is funny

    • @michaelhunziker7287
      @michaelhunziker7287 4 роки тому +4

      Carrey is a tool

    • @cocospops9351
      @cocospops9351 4 роки тому +2

      @viciousspew he has talent

    • @Shockeye00
      @Shockeye00 4 роки тому +8

      @@chipparrish6647 Triggered by a comedian? Pathetic.

  • @laurieterreberry616
    @laurieterreberry616 4 роки тому +310

    Friday morning funnies. Have fun doing what you are doing Steve. Not everyone wants to play live shows and that is okay. You do awesome doing what you do and we all love you for it. You entertain us with your skills and humour. Great video as always. Love you.

    • @SteveTerreberry
      @SteveTerreberry  4 роки тому +57

      Friday morning funnies... If I had a tv show, that would be the title. Haha! Love you too Mama T!!!

    • @jeffyandfriendantpokeandda1067
      @jeffyandfriendantpokeandda1067 4 роки тому +1

      Hey Stevie T can you do a video by playing Roblox is the most popular game

    • @sinthsinners263
      @sinthsinners263 4 роки тому +7

      Awww your so sweet to your son

    • @DarkShadows-me2fj
      @DarkShadows-me2fj 4 роки тому +2

      Aww that's awesome seeing how cool that comment was!

    • @roryphillips57
      @roryphillips57 4 роки тому +1

      You go mama T

  • @MegaWetbrain
    @MegaWetbrain 3 роки тому +6

    Stevie you are seriously one of the funniest dudes I've ever had the pleasure of knowing about. Thank God for you bro. You're a legend mate just when life was sucking ass I took a moment to watch this and It cracked me up

  • @babbysmalls
    @babbysmalls 2 роки тому +1

    thanks for talking abt generalized anxiety disorder!! i have the same thing, so its very comforting to know im not alone.

  • @ParleyPCat
    @ParleyPCat 4 роки тому +147

    Live incident: Drummer got drunk, accidentally hit himself in the nuts while performing, throws up all over drum kit.

    • @christophersmith8486
      @christophersmith8486 4 роки тому +7

      Parley P. Cat super glad I’m not the only one who pukes after getting hit in the balls

  • @bl4km4th
    @bl4km4th 4 роки тому +92

    If the next announcement from Dragonforce isn't that Dragonforce is touring with Stevie T...I'm gonna be pissed.

  • @davillenueve
    @davillenueve 3 роки тому +140

    "I would never play in front of all those people"
    Also stevet: *acting like a fool in front of 2mln subscribers*

    • @peterw2880
      @peterw2880 3 роки тому +12

      The video plays for 2m subscribers, but he gets to record this alone in his room with just a camera. It really is a different experience actually being in front of a crowd

    • @pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352
      @pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352 3 роки тому +1

      Every joke is awful, people are too dumb to realize.

    • @kittygammer3257
      @kittygammer3257 3 роки тому

      Yeah it is only him not a lot of people and by the way he can edit it if anything he dose not any part of it in the vidio

  • @gregbetts8057
    @gregbetts8057 Рік тому +1

    i know how anxiety screws up up with crowds , i use to go into a total fit shit anxiety attac an passout like a convulsing rag doll , freaked any new friends that never seen it before , malls , concerts an public speaking in high school failed me in class , long before it was reconized as a condition . now i avoid all of them , but ive mannaged to go shopping without too much trouble as long as i dont have to converse with too many people at once . i live in a small community in pei now , big change from roronto / agincourt . i always thought you was in BC . great vids , thanks , keep them coming . you have lots of tallent

  • @americanmetalhead3954
    @americanmetalhead3954 4 роки тому +277

    This is the best reason why Stevie never plays live:
    Stevie T: *Shreds live like a guitar god to impress everybody*
    Dragonforce: Can you be our triangle player?
    Stevie T: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Generalbas1972
      @Generalbas1972 4 роки тому

      @SDMF dude *NONE* of the stuff he plays here is live.

    • @americanmetalhead3954
      @americanmetalhead3954 4 роки тому +4

      KS Dude, it’s just a joke...

    • @Generalbas1972
      @Generalbas1972 4 роки тому

      @@americanmetalhead3954 maybe but it's still not live and you called it live, which it isn't joke or not

    • @americanmetalhead3954
      @americanmetalhead3954 4 роки тому +10

      KS DUDE! It’s a fake scene I invented! Stevie T playing guitar live. Then he finds out Dragonforce is in front of him! And he starts to shred! Then Lee gets close to him and Steve gets excited just when he just asks him to be their motherfucking triangle player! Don’t you understand how imagination and jokes work? I mean WTF! There’s no limits for imagination for Christ sake!

    • @srammn5018
      @srammn5018 4 роки тому +4

      Funny part about this joke is when you explained the joke 🤣🤣😆😆

  • @Tim_Webb
    @Tim_Webb 2 роки тому +2

    I once played the entire bass solo to Angels & Insects without realising I had unplugged my bass during a dance move. I just plugged it back in and kept rocking 😎

  • @Kyk590
    @Kyk590 2 роки тому

    Hey Stevie T I would like to say a big thank you because I was about 8 and I fount your channel and it left me laughing all day. Your channel is amazing and I of course Subscribed to you. I am now an OG and it feels amazing. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

  • @Blackimpaler
    @Blackimpaler 4 роки тому +127

    7:48
    She said: "A camera on this, please"
    So polite xD

  • @bisorov
    @bisorov 4 роки тому +105

    7:50 The girl does not translate the curse. Actually, she says “Camera on that thing, please” 👍

    • @generichorse3092
      @generichorse3092 3 роки тому +4

      Im from Spain and can confirm

    • @mikeyfn-a6684
      @mikeyfn-a6684 3 роки тому

      I'm a NY'rican and can confirm

    • @moisesespinosa3492
      @moisesespinosa3492 3 роки тому

      I didn't know NYricans spoke Spanish...it all sounds gibberish, I thought it was a dialect of Creole or something like that

  • @Dani-ry7hj
    @Dani-ry7hj 3 роки тому +8

    7:48 no, she just said "A camera on this thing, please"

  • @mrpeanutbutter2112
    @mrpeanutbutter2112 3 роки тому +18

    I’m 12 I was playing at my school with my whole grade watching and I dropped my guitar and I broke it I don’t do well with crowds so I just left the stage and sat in the hallway without saying a word

    • @houstonharwood7197
      @houstonharwood7197 3 роки тому +1

      Will Roberts when you’re 12 your brain doesn’t know how to process such a moment.

    • @fazlerabbi2666
      @fazlerabbi2666 3 роки тому +1

      You did good I would have stood there like a moron

    • @Randomperson-ke7xh
      @Randomperson-ke7xh 3 роки тому

      @@houstonharwood7197 what would you have done?

  • @philipbraithwaite6928
    @philipbraithwaite6928 4 роки тому +499

    Mate, I haven't laughed so hard in ages! This video was top notch. So glad I subscribed.

    • @yungggiraffe
      @yungggiraffe 4 роки тому +6

      Saaaaaammeee

    • @calus7890
      @calus7890 3 роки тому +7

      So Stevie T asked if the lady translated “fucker” but as a bilingual person she didn’t

    • @patrickstarwithaguitar1187
      @patrickstarwithaguitar1187 3 роки тому +1

      @@calus7890 what did she translate it to

    • @miles8718
      @miles8718 3 роки тому +2

      @@patrickstarwithaguitar1187 "A camera on this, please" about 100x nicer 😂

    • @johnbraucher1499
      @johnbraucher1499 3 роки тому

      And this ain't even his good stuff!

  • @Kiirxas
    @Kiirxas 4 роки тому +146

    My worst time playing live was when a country band called me on stage to play lead for them in a private party, at the host’s request.
    Motherfuckers hand me a hollowbody guitar connected to a fender amp, for playing the gucking lead. And me, being the metal/hard rock girl that I am, I was scared shitless, and I froze big time.
    Until a couple of bars in, I heard in Obi Wan’s voice inside my head “Use the blues scale”, and I played something kinda “decent”, kinda...
    The audience and band told me it was a good solo, but from my point of view I played like if Nick Jonas and lil Wayne had a baby, looking at the video it was also kinda decent too.
    Knowing that, never again, I’m not playing another clean lead in my life, at least not in a genre I played literally once in my life (that ocasion I was talking about)

    • @shilohstore6086
      @shilohstore6086 4 роки тому +4

      Damn I was hoping there was going to be a video for that 😂

    • @Carbon2861996
      @Carbon2861996 4 роки тому +4

      Oh, so I'm not the only one hearing Obi Wan.

    • @jasonmartin7137
      @jasonmartin7137 4 роки тому +1

      If you had FUN- it was definitely a plus. But it seems like you may not have had fun, so you should learn- NEVER go to a party where they may hand you a hollow body guitar thru a Fender amp! lmao. I'm giving you a hard time, cuz I have no idea what Nick Jonas is and don't think Lil Wayne was around when I was ........ well, anything.
      Seriously, if the crowd is having a good time, it's probably worth it. If YOU'RE having a good time, it's DEFINITELY worth it! But before my double Black Tooth Grins say too much- good luck with your future endeavors!

    • @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
      @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 4 роки тому

      As if that fucking happened

    • @MrRoarkArchitect
      @MrRoarkArchitect 4 роки тому +1

      That's Ace still that you did it!

  • @emilyfromhi7585
    @emilyfromhi7585 3 роки тому +2

    dude I feel you with the anxiety part, yesterday I was literally taken to the ER because I was so worked up I felt like I couldn't breathe but I perfectly could.

  • @amirrastgoo9711
    @amirrastgoo9711 2 роки тому

    Steve I'm a huge fan! You are awesome.
    I have been following u for years

  • @shilohstore6086
    @shilohstore6086 4 роки тому +2390

    The real reason he doesn't play live cuz he'd have to leave his house!

    • @prestonprice9416
      @prestonprice9416 4 роки тому +3

      🐱🐎

    • @dory4008
      @dory4008 4 роки тому +7

      Lmao tru

    • @groovydjs
      @groovydjs 4 роки тому +72

      Depending on the levels of anxiety, it can honestly be impossible to leave the house. You can stand at the threshold of the open door and pass out or go into seizures at the thought of having to do that. It is a hell of a way to live.

    • @PursuitSk8
      @PursuitSk8 4 роки тому +12

      @@groovydjs you read way too deep into this

    • @shilohstore6086
      @shilohstore6086 4 роки тому +21

      @@groovydjs let's just say I have a little experience with this that's why I came to my mind so quickly

  • @baconboyentertainment4552
    @baconboyentertainment4552 4 роки тому +88

    Ok who still wants him to shred on an electric harp :)

  • @dronexfun8469
    @dronexfun8469 3 роки тому +3

    One of the best concerts I've seen was a Metallica show where the stage fell apart and they fake all of the power going out, then they come back and start playing acoustic then go back to normal in the middle of a song. Some guy even fell out of the rafters and someone else was on fire. Pretty sweet. Maybe '96 or 97.

  • @kyleromus6845
    @kyleromus6845 2 роки тому +4

    Well I'm really glad you found an alternative way to display your talent to a large audience.

  • @banishedfromthedwarfplanet530
    @banishedfromthedwarfplanet530 4 роки тому +85

    When I was playing a party with my band years ago, in between songs a drunk girl came up to the stage and motioned with her hand for me to come close to her. When I got my face down close to her to hear what she was saying, she punched me square in the nose and screamed, "your guitar playing sucks! I can play better than you!"

  • @arashrkarimi
    @arashrkarimi 4 роки тому +327

    Playing in front of thousands of people! I dont even play in front of my family! I dont even play in front of my friends! I dont even play in my room!
    Wait a minute i dont even play the guitar! I dont play anything!

    • @Rickkelley365
      @Rickkelley365 4 роки тому +5

      Arash Razzagh Karimi you playin with the comment section

    • @arashrkarimi
      @arashrkarimi 4 роки тому +1

      Rickkelley365 as i mentioned I dont play anything 😬😂

    • @richarddevries1358
      @richarddevries1358 4 роки тому +2

      Except yourself

    • @arashrkarimi
      @arashrkarimi 4 роки тому +2

      Richard de Vries that's true for everyone 🙈

    • @spiccolirocks3580
      @spiccolirocks3580 4 роки тому +5

      @@richarddevries1358 Unless.... you may be saving yourself for marriage! I now pronounce you -- hand and groom! There's a private room over there! Please not in front of the guests! 🤜🤙

  • @marleesuarez7162
    @marleesuarez7162 3 роки тому +4

    I haven't played anything live yet, but when I get a drum kit, I'd love to play at farmers markets, festivals, small things like that.

  • @Dillon_Sixstring
    @Dillon_Sixstring 2 роки тому +7

    One time when I was playing live I stopped the whole song and the band had to stop as well and start over again all because I forgot to put my guitar in drop D 🤣 it was my first time playing live in a while because I also have anxiety and don't really play in front of many people besides on videos. So when that happened my anxiety was horrible

  • @fightingwithsorrowsofficial
    @fightingwithsorrowsofficial 4 роки тому +150

    Hi Steve! I got my first guitar yesterday and it's acoustic and I'm taking lessons on how to play, the reason I got that guitar is because u inspired me to play guitar. ILY STEVE!!❤️❤️

    • @kirbykinetics_372
      @kirbykinetics_372 4 роки тому

      I got x mas my acoustic im getting a electric soon

    • @tinktinkputra2316
      @tinktinkputra2316 4 роки тому

      Good luck on that

    • @CarpeDiem23
      @CarpeDiem23 4 роки тому

      Good luck and don't quit even if you're disappointed with yourself sometimes, it happens, but ofc it doesn't mean that you will be..anyway you just need to keep rockin'..practice practice practice :-)

    • @fightingwithsorrowsofficial
      @fightingwithsorrowsofficial 4 роки тому

      @Connor Fox alot of beginners start out on acoustic and then they go to electric

    • @matthewlafontaine7386
      @matthewlafontaine7386 4 роки тому

      @@fightingwithsorrowsofficial that's not a good way to go tho. I started on acoustic and I wished I started on a electric, that was 6 years ago

  • @yackohoopy
    @yackohoopy 4 роки тому +87

    Stage story:
    In one band that I was in, we were playing “Highway To Hell” and, for a goof, I did “The Angus”. Here’s the kicker, I wasn’t wearing my glasses and without them I am literally blind without them. While playing it and doing “The Angus”, I failed to see a large stack of chairs and played my way directly into the stack of chairs.

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 4 роки тому +10

      so your highway to hell ended in chairs =D

    • @yackohoopy
      @yackohoopy 4 роки тому +1

      Mad9977 Productions
      Oh, nothing stops me from playing, period. I did try to laugh it off.

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 4 роки тому +1

      @@yackohoopy yep that's the best way to deal with such events =)

  • @straykid-ci9su
    @straykid-ci9su 2 роки тому +5

    Did anyone notice how Axl low-key saved Slash from falling off the stage at 6:48?

  • @mr.madventures
    @mr.madventures 11 місяців тому

    Keep up the great work Stevie!!! 😎🎸🎵🤘

  • @ArizonaIced0ut
    @ArizonaIced0ut 4 роки тому +167

    You're saving my day while my mom is at the hospital. Thank you

  • @jacobwhite7257
    @jacobwhite7257 4 роки тому +130

    Don't make fun of axl or he'll jump off stage and snap your neck

    • @elcookiemonsteru
      @elcookiemonsteru 4 роки тому +5

      Axl now look like an old auntie...I really doubt he can kick anyone's ass..well, maybe steve t....

    • @zakk_dickens7630
      @zakk_dickens7630 4 роки тому +2

      @@elcookiemonsteru He looks like Mama Fratelli out of The Goonies

    • @MrJackal43
      @MrJackal43 4 роки тому +2

      Jacob White phhhhft maybe you’re neck pussy. He’s an old pill head granny now.

  • @georgehays4908
    @georgehays4908 3 роки тому +1

    ......I have general anxiety disorder ( GAD ) , depression too .. I hardly laugh at all , let alone a " belly laugh " ......... but this guy really cracks me up 🤣 ! What a creative genius ! He could do anything , but I'm glad he does this stuff ! Peace !

  • @daniloctebsb
    @daniloctebsb 3 роки тому +1

    This end was Amazing! Lol
    Best regards from Brazil

  • @CassandraJeffers
    @CassandraJeffers 4 роки тому +59

    Omfg the sweaty man part made me lose it. I've never played live, but I was the mascot for my high school and that had all kinds of embarrassing moments. I love you for you and I love what you do so keep on keepin on!

  • @avgt619
    @avgt619 4 роки тому +74

    Stevie...play live on UA-cam man! We could make requests and stuff...and you can just go "Calalalalala"...

  • @meeskeessen4848
    @meeskeessen4848 3 роки тому +6

    Is no one gonna talk about that security guard that sacrificed himself at 5:40

  • @jesseburford8785
    @jesseburford8785 3 роки тому +3

    Aww man!!
    Heaps of bad shit has happened to me live hahaha!
    - mic grabs from fans who don’t give the mic back
    - fans who join you on stage and won’t get off
    - fans who stage dive and kick you whilst doing so
    - fans screaming lyrics back at you and spitting saliva in your face and mouth
    - inhaling and choking on your long hair
    - guitarist strings snapping
    - guitarist playing shit
    - guitarist strap coming off
    - guitarist lead gets knocked out
    - blowing your voice out
    - playing to an audience who just aren’t ‘feeling it’ that night
    - shit getting thrown at you (only happened twice)
    - the old “make some noise for the headliner!” *no one makes noise*
    - head banging into your guitarists headstock and bleeding like fuck
    - playing a live show if you’re feeling unwell

  • @maynardsmusicroom3981
    @maynardsmusicroom3981 4 роки тому +85

    Here’s some things that happened to me live while I was performing (in one show):
    1: drummer forgets to end song
    2: singer forgot the lyrics
    3: guitarist breaks string live and has to use a crappy Indiana guitar

    • @maxscardanelli6185
      @maxscardanelli6185 4 роки тому +9

      At least one of those three things happens to every band at one time or another...

    • @darrenvox
      @darrenvox 4 роки тому +3

      correct and to over exert yourself to think its always gong to happen, you should just believe that its not a big deal...in some ways it is but stop over exerting yourelf

    • @Gonnasifaherpewarts
      @Gonnasifaherpewarts 4 роки тому +2

      Singer forgets lyrics is basically mandatory for every show I've done.

    • @zedkent4287
      @zedkent4287 4 роки тому

      be grateful for that crappy indiana guitar, trust me it's wayyyyy better than no backup guitar at all...

    • @xander4644
      @xander4644 4 роки тому

      Lmao are Indiana guitars a thing outside of Indiana? I have no idea cause I live in Indiana lol. I see them in every local shop

  • @ghostface9772
    @ghostface9772 4 роки тому +103

    The real reason Stevie Doesn't play live: he can't actually play and it's always been Jared Dines playing
    Joking of course! I love you Stevie!

  • @morsteen
    @morsteen 3 роки тому +4

    It is the exact opposite for me, to an extent. I have anxiety in front of people, and always get really nervous. But playing in front of a large crowd was actually ok sort of, because they were just blurry as we thrashed through our set. I could only really see the front row in between headbanging and breaks in songs. It was basically just a big sea of blurry people, and that didn't bother me as much as having to give an oral report in front of 15 classmates. NOW THAT, almost paralyzed me with fear. And I never like playing in a room for like 5 friends or whatever, when my wife says "oh he can play guitar! Come on play something for them". I never do. I hate it. But I love an actual show. I guess the adrenaline helps also. No adrenaline sitting in a room with 5 people just to show them you can play something

  • @danielsummers555
    @danielsummers555 3 роки тому +5

    I smoked a joint right before playing, completely lost we’re I was in the song and what I was doing. Had to start over 🤣😔 haha

  • @skull6667
    @skull6667 4 роки тому +628

    We want that video about Nickelback that you promised us.

  • @hoborec
    @hoborec 4 роки тому +50

    I fell of a 1,5 meter high stage in the first song during a festival in Latvia. I got blinded by the stage light and didn't see the edge. I got up again though hehe.

    • @mauritzonkelbach5905
      @mauritzonkelbach5905 4 роки тому +3

      A guy i was in school with knocked his head on stage while headbanging lost his mind and fell into a pond off beer.

  • @alexhettich1999
    @alexhettich1999 3 роки тому

    It amazing when the sound guy turns you down on an intro and or solo. I LOVE IT😅

  • @caseyjames659
    @caseyjames659 Рік тому +1

    I really miss playing live. That being said, I’ve had some very “interesting” experiences on stage. My band played a Halloween party at a local bar one year. My costume was Brittany Spears (good choice for a 200 Lb dude). Halfway into the night as the crowd was getting rowdy, one of our friends came up on stage to dance around, and decided to cop a feel. In the middle of playing a song (I don’t remember what tune it was) I was groped in places I didn’t know I had. I kept my composure and kept playing, but the emotional scars still linger.
    Also, at another gig our vocalist at the time decided to get up on the bar during a song (gotta love wireless mics). When he got back to the stage his head was bleeding. While he was up there the industrial sized ceiling fan got him. He survived and finished the gig.

  • @dunciflipz5132
    @dunciflipz5132 4 роки тому +74

    7:07 made me laugh like I was gassed by the joker.

  • @jamesmiddleton8335
    @jamesmiddleton8335 4 роки тому +186

    Personally, playing live is the reason i love music, that feeling of your guitar litterally completely filling a venue, the power behind that, and knowing that everyone in the audience is feeling the music, its q lot more personal and rewarding than watching spotify numbers increase personally. But i must admit, if you have a particularly important show, you feel sick before it

    • @paterson90
      @paterson90 4 роки тому +9

      That is like my goal to play live even just for a few people at the bar. Just the feeling of playing your part really well and the audience digging it would be like the best feeling in the world to me. I've been practicing seriously for the last few years looking for a cover band now.

    • @jicklesjingles8134
      @jicklesjingles8134 3 роки тому

      The feeling you have during a good gig. I mean almost every time something goes wrong, it's almost impossible to not have issues of any random kind.
      But if there is a connection between yourself and the audience... gold!

    • @jamesmiddleton8335
      @jamesmiddleton8335 3 роки тому

      @@jicklesjingles8134 i seem to get lucky with technical issues, i break strings and cables but i always have a spare guitar and spare cables at every gig for a quick fix

    • @jamesmiddleton8335
      @jamesmiddleton8335 3 роки тому

      @@paterson90 i played a gig the other day in a small club, probably 30 people max, it was a great show, all the members of that band i was playing in can play all the instruments, so between every song we'd be handing each other our instruments, for the last song we punched through plug in baby by muse, i was on drums, the singers mic cable broke on the last chorus, we didnt even realise until it went that the 30 people were singing "plug in baby, crucify my enemy, and im tired of living" (i think those are the lyrics), it was just a fantastic experience, wasnt 30 thousand people, didnt need to be either. Im sure you'll get song gigs some day, the day you get ur first one will be one of the best of ur life!

  • @giovanac4820
    @giovanac4820 3 роки тому +7

    4:40 É UMA LIVE DA GLOBO
    POR QUE TEM TANTAS TRANSMISSÕES DA GLOBO NESSE VÍDEO KKKKKK

  • @szilviaa6761
    @szilviaa6761 3 роки тому

    I just watched 2 hours of your videos and my whole face is hurting from laughing so much...LOL

  • @talarohanes6840
    @talarohanes6840 4 роки тому +107

    Stevie you are actually very creative and hilarious 😂

  • @bret8459
    @bret8459 4 роки тому +273

    This video almost killed me. I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @Order4627
    @Order4627 3 роки тому

    The best yet, laughed so much.

  • @yesitsme712
    @yesitsme712 2 роки тому

    I completely understand!! I was also diagnosed with GAD (generalized anxiety disorder). I love a crowd, but have a huge problem talking in front of a lot of people

  • @TheRealLifeoutdoors
    @TheRealLifeoutdoors 4 роки тому +60

    forgetting lyrics, forgetting band members names while introducing them lol, forgetting where we are, tripping falling , blinded by stage lights and losing my pedal board , all of the above

    • @rickleblanc8900
      @rickleblanc8900 4 роки тому +2

      Wow dude ! Get out while the gettin's good. A few mishaps, ok fine. But all that? You're cursed

    • @zleggitt1989
      @zleggitt1989 4 роки тому +6

      You pretty much just described every ozzy concert I've been to

  • @NN-ir9bj
    @NN-ir9bj 4 роки тому +14

    So glad you mentioned the generalized anxiety disorder. I'm a lifelong sufferer, along with quite a few family members. I feel like people who have it, do have very different lives from people who don't. I do not feel that this necessarily means we have less of a quality of life, just that we live our lives in ways that can seem somewhat depressing to people without the disorder. For instance, I haven't been to SEE a live show in over a decade, because of my anxiety. I love the fact that I can see live shows on my TV screen, and enjoy it to the fullest. To some of my friends, this seems lonely, but it's how I am comfortable. I still love it! It's something that isn't talked about enough, but it really helps when someone well-known brings up the topic.

  • @zman3871
    @zman3871 2 роки тому

    This has got to be one of his best videos!

  • @johnpittinger2406
    @johnpittinger2406 3 роки тому +4

    My only live performance was my senior year talent show, and I was on acoustic guitar and my friend sang, when we did sound check, both of our mics worked. But then a few minutes before we went on, we were told that one of the mics quit working so we had to share a mic. It wasn't that bad. But for my only live performance, it's funny how something went wrong.

  •  4 роки тому +38

    "Our sound guy SUCKS".
    But Stevie, the lights were malfunctioning. The mic was working.

  • @TheFredster-dk1bi
    @TheFredster-dk1bi 4 роки тому +122

    Kudos for Stevie T, being honest about anxiety, which raises awareness especially in a community of us musicians who are often dealing with the same issue, thanks Stevie!

  • @lt.reubenrozeyt5716
    @lt.reubenrozeyt5716 Рік тому +1

    6:38 Look at the picture graph when ever i do it makes me giggle a lilil
    😂😂

  • @flossyphp
    @flossyphp 2 роки тому

    Omg thanks i needed a good laugh today. That was hilarious

  • @lazanuposts5187
    @lazanuposts5187 4 роки тому +91

    I was so drunk i asked the other guitarist where my guitar is and he told me it's in my hands.

    • @rickleblanc8900
      @rickleblanc8900 4 роки тому +4

      That gig must have been golden !! Hahaha ouch !

    • @jasyynnoe8392
      @jasyynnoe8392 4 роки тому +12

      I've been drunk enough to misplace notes, but never the whole instrument.

    • @aidan6536
      @aidan6536 4 роки тому

      I got really high and couldn't tune a guitar for like 30 minutes straight

    • @DaddySantaClaus
      @DaddySantaClaus 2 роки тому

      Shit once I was so drunk I forgot how to play guitar, 😂