Nerd³ Plays... Assassin's Creed: Revelations
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
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It's everyone's favourite middle ages stabbing simulator! Remember, some men just want to watch the world boop.
Game link! assassinscreed....
All music is in-game music. It makes me want to stab everything.
"Unless you're watching in a year"
How about 7? Does it magically get reopened now?
Althalus2010 How about 8?
Try 8 years
I remember watching this like a week after it came out, i just heard the cornetto ad and i remembered this video, 8 years wtf
8?
How about 8?
“Unless your watching this in a year” mate
Yeah…
MATE
Mate
Mate
Mate
10 years, still my favourite video this godsend has ever made.
Who is in your pfp ?
good question
I missed when Dan lived in a airplane engine.
I don't
I totally agree
I laughed so hard at this 😂
4 years later and it's still my favorite Nerdcubed video.
5 years and my favourite
Hahahahaha same
6 years
Audixas Same, I've watched it so many times that I know it off by heart
Audixas i only missed his ama by 6 years
'ezio el detore'
points for effort
ezio auditore not el ditore
juan gonzalez i think you missed the joke.
Ezio Auditore da Firenze.
maksuree i miss lame jokes most of the time
i think you should watch the video and listen this time, juan. he calls him "ezio el detore"
8 years and 7 AC games later, and the boop stick moments still make me laugh
It been 4 and 1/4 years, is that ama still open?
same
I was being sacastic
It's been 20 years, when's the ama?
GT Sport HQ it's 2619 what's an ama
World war 2 Nerd ask me anything, basically a q&a
I feel I can remember every word in every one of Dan’s videos. 8 years on and I can recite this video
I'll always miss the almighty boop device
GUESS WUT I FOUND
boop
wrong! a wristblade!
Geez thiz communts are younger then I watched this video
I think I'm a bit late for the AMA
Still upset that I missed it
+The Fiddler I thought it was still open...huh...the more you learn
+The Fiddler xD
+Ruslan Mohamed wait he said its "probably" closed so I still have a chance
+The Fiddler do you think I'll make it?
♪ *here in my guards* ♪
♪ *I feel safest of all* ♪
♪ *I can lock all my helmets* ♪
♪ *'cause the only way in* ♪
♪ *is guards* ♪
Why did I sing that out loud on a train?
Ursulla55555 Because it's the best song.
*♪ is guards♪*
*♪Bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum♪*
I didn't know so many people liked Gary Numan
who's Gary numan?
'Unless you're watching this in a year'' No Dan, I'm watching this 11 years later. 11. You're so old.
"Unless youre watching this in a year" mate
Ow No! I missed it by 3 years
Same
Yeah I watched it four times now it's his best video
In my opinion
+Devin Moriarity i did too
D:
+Devin Moriarity true
It's been almost four years. Is it still open?
Probably
Yes
It’s six years now
is the ama still going?
The story is good, as long as you understand it.
I agree
xWave Spoder 4 years later
@@conjointoates never too late to agree
"A year" try three and a half, Dan
indeed
+Emelia Marie yep
how about 3.9?
+Emelia Marie it's over 4 for me xD
mikeanco holy cow its almost as if... we're in the same universe.... and time runs parallel between our two personal lives.....
I like these kinds of videos where they're heavily edited to only show the funny moments. He just wanders around having a lot of fun. It's awesome.
I miss the 2012 and 2013 nerd
me to :(
Mr. Guinea Pig same he's still funny now but not as much as his old self
don't go there
Ethan Colicchie its called Aging, its a common disease that affects every atom in existance. it still has no cure.
We know smart ass so shut the FUCK up before I grab my computer and blow up! P.s. I can smell you.
Is the AMA still on?
“I found the ONE NEEDLE in this haystack!”
This is among the best jokes to ever grace this channel, damn.
14:26.
Look at that guard doing the mobile Irish jig!
what is that supposed to mean?
He is walking by sticking his legs out while keeping his upper body still.
nah he isnt. and its a river dance........ LOOK IT UP
Flame Ferno It actually is called an Irish Jig in some parts of the world, and the guard is doing it to an extent. Don't be such a dick about it.
... -_- idiots everywhere.
Just like skyrim, beautiful game, terrible animations.
but in both cases, glitchy and funny as hell
7 fucking years later and i still love this video to bits
Watching this in TWO years. Definitely closed thread by now.
One of the greatest UA-cam videos of all time
Aww man! I missed the AMA! By like... 5 years....
2 years later... I wonder if the ama is still on?
That's exactly what I was thinking
it is ask him make more ultra boop
9 years later just as funny :) i love you Dan
2016 and still one of his classic videos
+Ben Walton what do you mean still it will always be a classic it's not going to be suddenly new
+Hunter Mcintosh as in one of his best lol
10:07 "I think I broke his ass..." that line definitely breaks mine everytime from laughing so hard xD
hmmm it’s been 7 years i wonder if that ama is still open
15:28 dan started the slang word "lit" confirmed
infamousplrr no XD
👌👌👌
15:27
ezio EL ditore?!
it's ezio AUDITORE
Ezio Auditore da Firenze
MegaGamingVids yeah i know
I cant be the only one who has watched this like 20 times
Ha ha! I've watched it 21 times now!
White Nightx268 21
I've watched it 69 times... he he he
Daniela Kasalo It may be a bad game but its a bloody hilarious video.
I've watched it OVER 9000 TIMES!! *cough* *cough*
It’s been 9 years... the AMA still open?
It’s been 10 years… the AMA still open?
Is it me or does no one like the story? I think it's pretty good.
I like the story right up until they added Desmond. To me he's just an annoying sidestory, they could have left it as "there's a group of assassins and they kill stuff" and I would have liked it.
They needed an assassin to link to the ability to use the Animus though.
animo358 They could have left the Animus out all together. Just had the assassin's telling their stories, or something like that.
Insert Funny Comment Then what about multiplayer?
animo358 Multiplayer doesn't really need a story. There are plenty of games where the multiplayer is just thrown in there without a story and everyone is fine with it. I guess if they really needed to they could have a bunch of Templars and Assassins going against each other.
I'm only 5 years and 3 days late for the ama. Gosh darn it, I was looking forward to that.
"Unless you're watching this video in a year"
Oh, well, i am actually ._.
Is the AMA still happening? i hope im not late :D
your a couple of years late m8
Perfectman200 you're*
Steampunker Kai You understood what he meant, so just do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up :)
Dominik sounds swag
I wonder if that AMA is still open??
can't believe this video is 10 years old my god dan sounds so different and happy
nerd completes Assassin's creed revelatons or black flag
I'm watching this in 2 years :)
Did you watch
watched this video in 2 years :D after upload
me too
:D hello fellow friend from the future
Same
I am in seeing this in 2015
NOW you are and p.s: that is 2 years 2013 and 14 have passed
7 years later and still one of my favorite vids
Lol he thought that this game had to much stuff in the map.......-_- lers hope he doesn't get a heart attack by playing ASSASSINS CREED UNITY or ASSASSIN'S CREED syndicate....because now those are the most.
SPIDERMAN AC/JUST CAUSE 2/RDR Well, Syndicate isn't out yet. Not sure how you've seen the in-game map.
Zero Regen yeah but its going to suck.
+atanas petkov And you know this because? Black Flag was right after the awfulness that is AC 3
+scovelme Am I the only one who liked AC3? ;_;
THENEWJOEMAMA Well I mean, it's not the _worst_ game in the world... but compared to the Ezio games and IV...
Ya know, I think I know the answer… but is the AMA finished?
I read 11 years ago and think of early 2000’s not 2010’s
“Unless you’re watching in a year”
I’m sorry Dan, is nearly 9 years okay?
HOW DO WE HAVE COMMENTS?! I AM SURPRISED!
old video
Well yeah, but I've tried other ones, I swear you can't do it with any vids anymore
***** I restored your comment, because it might have been spam, but it wasn't as mean as EVERYONE ELSE
ItsNickNotJack MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Is To Big For A Name
Ezio's walk cycle animation is awful. o_O
Nerd3 plays AC4 Black Flag
TheHerobrine1337 Not when i made that comment...
**Does not play the recent ac games**
dan,"they need to trim this map down"
ac oddysey,"here's an idea,no"
at least ubisoft can count to 3 unlike valve
I wonder if the AMA is still going on, XD
It's 2 years old. What do you think?
Alex112 Sarcasm is a wonderful thing, don't you think? Lol.
Soplex64 It wasn't meant to be funny.
I found the boop stick yesterday.. I ended up beating the game with it.
even thought the game is old its still fun
I have been playing it a LOT recently, oldie but a goldie.
Highway I could never decide if revelations was better than two what did you think?
Luke Bisset Only reason that I think Revelations is better is because of the hook blade, 2 is better because of the capes you can get. 50/50 both are good.
Highway I prefer 2 due to the characters like Leonardo Da Vinci and Ezio's younger self
I use the phrase "run away for the game!" Almost every time a game bugs out. Thanks Dan lmao
Something happend to Dan his videos have been way less entertaining since the middle of 2014...it's a shame he was my favorite UA-camr and now I rarely watch his uploads
I know EXACTLY what you mean. His latest videos are just not great. I always watch like the first minute when a video comes out and then I just stop watching. It's also the games he's playing now, I don't like them at all.
I personally think he is better than ever CARKOUR!!
Same with me
you're probably just tired of him. and you look at old vids fondly cause of memories. i can't tell much of a difference
You have got bored of him, simple as that. His videos havent changed you have.
Am I late for the AMA?
whaching it in a year
You play as Ezio Auditore da Florencia an assassin from the 14th to 15th or 16th century I can't remember you also plays as Desmond who stabs his freind because Juno told him to and he had the apple of eden as well just for anyone who was wondering.
I played brotherhood the otheer day, a clown came up to me and attacked me. I pushed him off a cliff.
Kk
2:05
Nerdcubed praises just cause 2 on how much/how big the map is.
Nerdcubed insults acr on how much/how big the map is.
Sigh.
Just Cause 2's 'stuff' is more spread out and Just Cause 2 is infinitely better than this game :D
He didn't say anything about the size of the map, he was complaining about how much unnecessary stuff it contains. It must be a nightmare to run a business when literally every vendor including the black market is Starbucks...
He didn't say anything about the size of the map he was complaining about how the map is crowded where Just Cause 2 is spread out and you have to actually make an effort to get somewhere.
It's the dev's job to stuff as much stuff as possible so that the player will never be bored
No, he complains about how much the map has on it. JC2 has locations, and nothing else. Its clean, and easy to see. AC:R has about 50 bajillion icons in a tiny area so you cannot see shit on it.
I really didn't like Revelations that much. I was so bored of Ezio and his story by the time the game came out that I stopped playing the game for like a month. It looks gorgeous and plays well. I just don't like it all that much.
Verde Wolves True. I just sort of rushed through the game so I get get all the story out of the thing. (I'm one of the few who plays an Assassin's Creed game for the story)
Farmeryeti i just whent thru it and was just wtf is this micheal bays assassins creed staring ezio or a game a bought stabbing bad guys becuase the want to make peace and ordor
Farmeryeti It was a good game
It was a good game. But I just didn't enjoy it.
ojhnjngnin.
.lee
May 6, 2012: makes Question thingy
February 13, 2014: saw it
may 16 2014
Well assasins creed 4 is out assasins creed 5 is in development
No its not.
Assassins creed unity is in development.
Not assassins creed 5
This was uploaded over 2 years ago.
Yeah
Grantiford1337 No it's not
Grantiford1337
Because I see the confusion, ACU, is not AC5. Prime examples of this would be that AC: Brotherhood and Revelations are not numbered installments in the series like AC 1,2,3, and 4 are.
Watching this 4 years later and I have watched this video LOADS of times
Dan 7 years ago: they really need to trim this map down
Ubi: Is that a challenge?
This is by far my favourite nerdcubed video
This could very well be the best nerdcubed video ever produced simply because of how fucking incredible the comedy is.
Thank you for this video i haven't felt so happy and amused for a while
Ohh dan. The old days of no copyright claims. Machinima. And ... HELLO PROCRASTINATORS!!
Every few months I come back to watch this video and I still remember the day dan released it, this is a fucking fantastic video
I love how dan is always like ‘I don’t know what half of this stuff is’ but also admits that he isn’t playing the story at all
4 years later still one fucking good upload
Last video I'm watching of this decade because it's the best one
3:29 the person he stabbed was a Templar who, if sneaks up on you, attempts to stab you.
11:24 that guard is just chillin'
"Awww a funeral. Here have some money... TO HELP PAY FOR HER DEATH!!!!" XD nearly died lol
I'm watching this video in 2015 three years later.
good for you :)
Other than his _ Ways to Die over on Machinima (If I remember correctly), this was my first Nerd Cubed video.... I love this man and his channel! :D (And no, not that way.)
The boop devices corruption is like The One Ring. Only it can be destroyed really easily
This is the first ever NerdCubed video I ever watched. Ever. Can you see why I subscribed?
This really brings me back man
I think Dan is a time lord because:
He sang the batman song but replaced batman with Ezio and Ezio voices batman in Batman Origins
Jesus, he killed the right people randomly in Watch Dogs, and then the random Ottoman?
Ubisoft and NerdCubed are in cahoots!
blarghinatelazer Wrong order there mate
XD Right
6 years later I’ve seen it 2 million times
Jesus Christ, it's been 7 years now. 1st January 2019. Is that AMA still open?
The "go cry me a river" joke was so funny, i had to spit my drink.
somebody else here who just subscribed to this guy and now watching his old videos ??
10:11 "Can you break your ass?"
Pewdiepie: sweating profusely
10:07 I died laughing from the guy lying there holding his butt XD
U know when u come back 5 years later to watch it's a good video
the "devil" was actually a stalker when your have your back turned they stabb you and almost kill you and they run away if you would have looted him he ussually has around $1200
*stabs air*
*signals slit throat*
*points at Ezio*
*hides knife*
WTF was his plan!?
one of my favorite nerdcubed's videos
This game begins with one of the best opening cinematics and speeches ever. Followed by Ezio's final letter to his wife in the Embers animation.