I Watched Every Sharknado Movie For Some Reason
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- Опубліковано 14 тра 2024
- Sharks. Tornadoes. Sharknado. A concept that they were able to milk for six films. I've never seen any of the sequels....until now. It is time for the world to know about this deep and forbidden lore. Join me as I watch all of these films as a funny joke for the internet. I apologize in advance.
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The sheer number of cameo celebrities who later turned out to be sex offenders in this series is absurd.
Hollywood, man.
Pardon?
It's not 90% of people doing cameos in Sharknado being creeps IRL, it's just 90% of Hollywood.
Rapenado
when you're scraping the bottom of the barrel, you'll either find sharks, or sex offenders.
I once heard someone online describing sharknado by saying “the moment you hear the title you’ve seen it. It’s exactly what you’d expect” and that’s probably the best description of these films
Well for the first two yeah but the rest not so much
this is both the worst and best description of this series
You are not gonna tell me you exoected radiated sharknados a shark god and fin becominf the shark slayer
I low key really enjoyed the first few sharknado movies before they added lasers n shit later on. It used to literally give me nightmares lmao
It's probably going to be the same for cocaine bear
Fun fact: there's a real, legitimate Magic: the Gathering card called Shark Typhoon that was directly based on this movie
OMG, you are right! And it's awesome!
That card is really good too
I like how the stakes gradually ramps up with each movie. Like in the first movie it's just a normal sharknado but by the fifth one they are fighting literal SHARK GOD and it leads to the end of the world. This is genius.
The phrase “Just a normal sharknado” really says a lot about the franchise
You could say that this series really... jumped the shark.
@@LloydTheZephyrianI Hate you.
Please have an amazing day.
And there is a lot actual shark gods and I found out about when I looked up shark god name.
A lot of scriptwriters could learn from that carefully crafted prgression.
It’s very important to note, Thunder Levin never wanted to do these movies.
Asylum begged him to do it. He said, “If I do, I’ll make them as ridiculous as possible.”
And they said, “That’s the idea.”
This is not a joke, that was a real conversation.
You can't fight destiny
@@merrittanimation7721 True, but you can sure as hell try
Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same
@@ricohernandez9969
*bang* *click*
don’t you mean “dies” all the same
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I think the thing that separates the Sharknado franchise with other "so-bad-they're-good" movies is corporatized self-awareness. The creators of Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Room, Miami Connection, Samurai Cop, or Roar, money wasn't the focus because they genuinely wanted to create pieces of art and were just so incompetent that its endearing. The Asylum is a hack-fraud studio that actively cranks out purposefully low budget knock offs and _"lol, wut, so random"_ movies as their business model. They just happened to stumble upon their one accidental success and couldn't let it go so they milked it until the cow died.
100 percent agree and the reason people forgot the series existed later on. Even the titles were just so "Lol look at us being Current and aware" and being similar to the now dead Movie Movie parodies of the 00's. When it's bad on purpose and intentionally trying to be a Meme, it loses all its charm and just became obvious they were trying to cash in on being a meme that it quickly faded out from the pop culture landscape.
corporatized "lol random quirky " is a pretty common thing these days
Spot on
Well to be fair Syfy kinda milked it as well because they had these come out like every year in the summer and dedicated an entire week of programming around it titled "Sharknado week."
@@Chkprofilename robot go beep
The real plot of these movies: Chainsaw Man's vacations keep getting interrupted by a couple of bounty hunters who made contracts with the Tornado Devil and the Shark Devil
You have no idea how much I want Thunder Levin to name his son "Kevin."
Nina
At least Ethan.
I like how tornados are actually just boss fights in these movies
Surprised (to my knowledge) that nobody made a Sharknado game where you just go around killing Sharknadoes.
@@DasNordlicht91 there was an endless runner from what i remember
also a psvr game
Yeah me too
A Sentient Tornado boss fight would actually be badass
You ever wonder how terrifying it is to be a shark in this film series? Basically being flung from your home and forced to ride across a tornado that barely has any water without any knowledge of when it'll end before being flung out and possibly going out.
I’m fairly certain the sharks are magic and made by the tornado
We should be scared of dolphins more than sharks.
Then after flying stabilised for hours, thrown into a crowd of humans armed with, what they may think, scissor fish or marlin, stabbing or cutting them in half, one by one.
On the flip side, you are, as a shark, guaranteed a meal for your troubles, so you got that going for yourself
On the flip side, you are, as a shark, guaranteed a meal for your troubles, so you got that going for yourself
I love the concept that fin’s son is traveling about 2/3 the speed of sound for hours on end in the middle of a tornado and is just totally fine the whole time. Remember, the only danger in these movies is the sharks
You can blame me, I watched the very first sharknado when it came out. And became a dedicated follower of the series, between me, my brothers, and my cousin, we probably account for 29% of all the views sharknado has ever received
No matter what terrible, mean spirited, hateful things I have to say about this film, I am so glad it exists to bring you and people you love joy in that way.
I love the part when the sharks said, "Its Sharkin' time" and then proceeded to swim into a tornado and destroy Florida
Based destroyers of Florida
I don't care what anyone says, these morbius like jokes are still funny.
@@fooxylol I honestly find these jokes to be more funny when they aren't as common as when the meme was still relevant.
Hey bestie!
you mean be destroyed by florida? gonna take a lil more than a sharknado...
“Made with budget of a nostalgia critic skit” is honestly an amazing way of putting it
Isn't it crazy how Doug can rip a movie to shreds for looking "cheap"?
@@mikedrop4421 An Internet reviewer won't have thecsame budget or expectations of a movie.
@@Hypogean7 that has absolutely nothing to do with it. There is so much you can do to make videos look good with skills in lighting, use of color, blocking, shot placement, sound, editing costumes ect.. UA-cam is full of low budget film makers that make beautiful and contemporary looking short films. Shooting a scene in a bad costume up close under florescent lighting is a recipe for cheap looking video. Shoot the same scene with colored directional LED or halogen lights with fill lighting and color correction. Keep your bad costume in a lower light section of the frame and set farther away from the camera. Use creative angles instead of just waist up straight on shots. I can go on and on and I'm just an avid fan of low budget films not a director. Three of my favorite movies are Upgrade, I am Mother and Saw. They were all made for less than 2 million and that's a whole ass movie with cgi, sets, insurance, studio rentals and real Hollywood actors.
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reminds me of the time i farted really loud
My theory on the strange 1st scene of the 1st film is that they were making it look like they were setting up a serious crime drama plot, but then the sharks show up and it's shown to just be a silly low-budget movie
In the live-action Swamp Thing series, Dan Cassidy/Blue Devil is played by Ian Ziering, the actor who plays Fin. Considering Blue Devil's backstory involves him being an actor/stuntman in movies of questionable quality, I think that was kind of an amazing pick.
Yes, so glad others remember that thing.
"The sharks kill the queen"
*"That one didnt age so well"*
😬😬😬
😞
Called it
But that's what happened
Dang the queen got eaten by a shark?
Actually, you losing your mind to bring us this masterpiece of UA-cam content is the only way I would ever have experienced the madness of Sharknado and I’m eternally grateful for your effort.
this video autoplayed while i was asleep and i woke up to "dolph lundgren was his son from the future"
The fact that these movies have a more cohesive timeline than the Transformers is an accomplishment
Yeah not gonna lie, everything was "Alright" with the timeline until they nuked it with the last knight, threw the radioactive corpse into a ditch, and then set it on fire.
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and the titular Sharknados actually have a lot of screentime....and the humans arent annoying
The biggest surprise to me from all of this was that this series kept the same main character for six movies. That's a better track record than any other monster movie series I can think of.
@@rumblered1850 ikr, they did the impossible.
God, I felt like I got punched in the face when Jared from Subway showed up. Who knew the sharks would no longer be the most fearsome predators in these movies?
His vacant stare is really haunting - every orifice of his body exudes “I am a fucking monster”
not to mention Andy Dick and Anthony Weiner are in there too
oh and Gary Busey I almost forgot
Better joke than most of the films
Wait what did he do
"Dolph Lundgren is Trunks." had me me absolutely rolling. I don't know why but it caught be so off guard that I accidentally spit out my gum-
Given that these movies apparently follow the same logic as my most feverish stress dreams, I have to assume that the writers accidentally turned in their dream journels instead of an actual script and the producers just said "yeah this works"
Fun fact: the show Z Nation apparently takes place in this same universe. Meaning they saved the world from sharks only to doom it to zombies.
That also means george r Martin died... twice
Not only that, but in the movie Lavalantulas, Fin from sharknado shows up
@@WhatDillionYTthe Sharknado cinematic universe is more successful then the dark universe. LMAO
That's sick! My dad acted in that series!
Cool, did he die to a shark?@@Silkyfin_
Personally I always though it was a shame they never evolved the concept. Why no Bearcano, Tigernami, Gatorcane, Wolfquake or Anacondalanche?
I think there was supposed to be a Polar Vortex but that never actually happened...
Or it was fake I don't know.
they did two spin off films about giant lava spiders from a volcanic eruption, but honestly that feels like small potatoes
Please stop giving them ideas for 10 more "epics"
.... let them fight!
YES!
After living through a Californian Hurricane, I believe that the representation as it being a sunny day was the most apt at the start of the movie. 😂
17:57
That's not just "a jet"
The McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom. A long-range jet interceptor and fighter-bomber aircraft used extensively during the Vietnam War. The triumph of thrust over aerodynamics, which earned "flying brick" as a nickname.
It's the Blackbird to my Alucard.
Didn't a bunch of their commercial jets cause a lot of injuries?
@CollinMcLean
Yea, the DC-10 was rather infamous for having explosive decompression accidents
I need to read your Christmas list
I really love Fin being seen as some in-universe Doomslayer entity against shark based weather
the doom-slayer types (including Burt "I f###ing hate worms" Gummer) tend to always be awesome
He is the zoomslayer. He only kills flying, fast moving sharks.
Fin really is a anomaly given the insane amount of plot armours he has😂
@@mithmoonwalkerThe Ballad of Burt Gummer
Still Surprised that a videogame spin-off hasn't been a thing yet
The budget for all 6 movies combines was 17.4 million dollars, which is slightly more than half of the Spongebob movie. They combined made 4.5 billion dollars
that is just utter genius
Well, better start the mass geno-
Didnt they make each movie in like 3 weeks as Well? I remember that from somewhere
damn man, good for them, that's genuinely impressive how much was profited
say what you will about the quality of the movies but a 2500% return on investment is a hell of a paycheck.
I never knew these movies had lore and a continuous story line. Fascinating.
Also, too many cameos is the same feeling I get when I watch a Nolan movie these days, seeing the same five people in every movie really brakes the immersion.
Sharknado is what happened when Asylum, a studio dedicated to ripoff movies that grandmas confuse for the actual thing, had this meeting:
"What do we do for our next movie?"
"What if we do our first original IP, and make it the single worst movie ever made..." *hits blunt so hard their eyes sink into the back of their sockets* "...on purpose?"
My headcannon is that the creators didn't make stuff up along the way and that this was carefully planned, each detail, each death, each shark cut in half was deliberately planned for years
That probably intentional as well
I would have believed it if the Captain turned put to have been selling a shark god artifact and that's why they needed to go to that boat
ok
That makes them even better lmao
What do you mean "HEAD"cannon
It's kinda cool how the sharknado universe has an actual ending. Sharknado actually has something on the mcu.
For real at least sharknado isn’t attempting a multiverse arc
I’ve watched this video more times than most of the movies In phase 4
Bro it has more plot than the last 3 Star Wars movies
If not that, it at least has a heart and soul about it and not just a monetized formula designed to entertain children and stupid people. Lol that doesn't mean I like what DC is doing so don't @ me with that shit 😂
Sharknado has more than that on the MCU
I mean it is cool that with all the celebrity cameos they got, that one dude still managed to retain his role as the main character throughout the entire series.
The amount of WWE wrestlers in these movies (two from what i've seen) is absurd
Glad that That One Dude got paid for all these movies
Who would have thought Steve from 90210 would turn out to be a badass
You cant tell someone able to fist fight a tornado and chainsaw a shark 20,000 feet in the air that they cant do something
had to do a double take when I saw kurt angle
19:47 this is an error. Some sharks, like Tiger Sharks, regularly make a meal of birds that are on the surface of the ocean. The sharknado sharks are no different in that sense.
31:14 this is more random than the eiffel tower 💀
The weirdest thing in those movies was how this random civilian had access to an entire military's worth of weaponry.
That’s just America
@@bestkoi7555 FUCK YEAH!
its america
MC would have done the chainsaw cannon before SCP did if the movies continued.
In a movie about sharknado, this is the most werid thing to you?
I just realized something terrifying. The Sharknado movies kept more continuity and stuck to its lore better than the Star Wars sequel trilogy did.
Oh my god. That's fucking mortifying
…
Sharknado seris >>> any piece of media touch by disney
The sequel trilogy wishes it was half as clever as ending the series by going back to the random boat scene from the first movie.
Genuinely a quality twist tbh.
@@ImDaRealBoi I read that as morbifying
I was so concerned seeing Jared in this, but don't worry: We didn't really learn how much of a monster he was until the year the third movie came out.
The best part in the serious is when one character asks: "why would they put a retirement home next to an airport?" Everyone silently contemplates before one person perks up and says "because..... Old people can't hear?" They all nod and agree before the movie continues on as though that joke never existed
Fun fact: "Levin" means "lightning" in Middle English, so Sharknado's creator's name *literally* means Thunder Lightning.
The one time thunder came before lightning
Corvus Corax
@@thepaperbagmask Thunderbolt and lightning
very very frightening
Queen, and check mate
...mate
Kachow
@@doubleoof7907 Holy shit you're right.
What the Sharknado series has taught me is that the Today Show cast is immortal and undying
They absorb the soul of the sharks for more power and immortality
... Except that they die in Sharknado 3
@@frankthepug9242 oh well, better luck next time eh?
Sadly.
In the words of DiamondBolt "Sharknado is supposed to be the definition of it's so bad it's good where's the good?"
10:21 I love how he used that one clip for lost
“Fin’s dad was hasselhoff the entire time” is literally the funniest thing I’ve hear all week. Also this definitely means that the SpongeBob and sharknado universes are connected
any movie starring david hasslehoff immediately means everyone in the spongebob universe is canon within that timeline
@@attackoramic8361 So that means Knight Rider is in the same timeline as Spongebob
@@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 yes
@@lordawsome5545 That just made both shows 10x better.
@@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 I know
OK, I cannot resist to share this bit of convoluted trivia.
We have a TV show in Germany about the worst movies of all time. Of course they did Sharknado, they followed the series from the beginning. And they managed to get onto the set of Sharknado 3 by claiming to be a documentary crew. And that is why you can see two German TV stars climbing out of the rollercoaster in Sharknado 3. My favourite cameo, personally.
So wait, is sharknado popular in Germany? Because if so that explains why my friend got a bootleg box set of the first 5 sharknado movies that were from Germany. Sharknado 1 2 and 3 were playable in English or german, 4 was only german and we gave up to save ourselves.
@@comradebusman3 that sounds like it's just the localised DVDs, not bootleg. And I wouldn't say popular. It's just terrible after all. But people who are into genre movies know it.
@@grannath oh, it’s definitely bootleg. The dvd case was sketchy, he got it for $3, and it didn’t have a proper main menu, only low quality photos of the box art with 2 options beneath it saying “English/Deutsch”
Verdammt. Jetzt muss ich Mir den reinziehen. Aus reiner Neugier.
@@kaiderhai86suche einfach nach "Schlefaz - schlechteste Filme aller Zeiten" die beiden kommentieren auch alle schlechten Filme durch und es ist sehr unterhaltsam
This is my favorite video you’ve done man. Watched it 5 times In full. Never gets old!
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!! I have long wondered what the "Sharknado" film franchise was all about but didn't want to waste my time or kill my brain cells watching it! This review took only 45 minutes of my time versus the 12 (or so) hours in which you watched it all for me. It saved time AND brain cells, and I had a couple of belly laughs along the way. How can I thank you enough???
Watched a few more of his videos, especially the transformer ones they’re hilarious
Sucks that you didn't point out Levin means "lightning" in old English. Dude is straight up called Thunder Lightning and we're supposed to act like he's not the main character of this world
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oh my god the guy has the real life equivalent to Black Noir's name
You just made me realize that in Ben 10, Kevin E. Levin is a double pun, first is Eleven because he is one-up from Ben, and Levin because in his first appearance he only had electric powers.
@@phelps6205 Ben 10 was really great until he became a misogynistic teenager 🥲
@@jeffbrownstain wdym he's still great
I’m not gonna lie, I was way more hyped than a normal human being should be when it all came back around and Carlos Santiago killed the first sharknado.
My brain has been rotted.
I’m watching this video for the first time, and I paused the video and immediately went to the comments after seeing the boat in the first scene of the first film. I’m so hyped it’s nuts!
THE SILENCE WAS SO LOUD WHEN JARED FROM SUBWAY COME ON💀💀
18:20 "Yeah we're halfway through the movie."
I died right there.
No joke, my family marathoned through all of the movies this summer. I sat in during this, and when fin came out of the shark in the first movie I exclaimed "It's a boy." I blanked on the fact that Gil was born inside of a shark in the third movie.
Also shout out to D. C. Douglas who managed to be in Sharknado 2, probably (for me at least) the strangest guest appearance in a semi popular movie.
My family did that ever time one was released after 3
Idk why but I read marathoned as masturbated at first and it completely ruined my day.
@@someperson2287 ihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyou (that's fucking hilarious)
@@someperson2287 multiplayer
Laughing my ass off at 13:47 when the guy pulls away a blanket and his car is just filled with unsecured guns in a pile. Like, what were you planning to do with those?
Welcome to new york. Or honestly any (northeastern)city. Everyone carries 37 rifles just in case someone cuts them off
I mean fight random on coming sharks duh, everyone has them
"Mans bean waiting his intire life for that moment"
@@maverick5640 Theme From New York, New York playing in the background
he was on his way to a mosque in NZ
i am still stunned this damn skit movie got a full six films I thought it would have finished itself off at movie 3
Back in the day we adored shark scifi and horror movies. Loved low-budget horror movies in general lol.
Let me tell you, Sharknado was a staple in our childhood. I remember getting hyped for each release and watching the shark movie marathon which every time ended witg every Sharknado movie in order ending with the new release. Insane time to be a kid
The baby coming out of the shark and the Shrek “dada” line is easily one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently
I don’t wanna know how the baby got there
@@theonering2966 Fin’s wife gave birth in the shark
@@goodpol5022 I said I DIDNT wanna know
@@theonering2966 when 2 people loveeee each other verry much a fetus pops out
@@tiredguythe3rd672..
ok I guess
The dude from AlternateHistoryHub talking about Sharknado while the ISorrowProductions elevator music is playing in the background has to be the most ambitious crossover in history!
So that's why my flight of fight response triggered somewhere through the video! It was the ISP losing it soundtrack!
The twist is that PointlessHub is iSorrowproduction’s grandson come back in time for reasons.
its highly likely this comment will never be seen by anyone, but if you are seeing this, i want it known that this is my favourite video of all time. not for any deep or meaningful reason, but purely because of 15:35, hearing sabaton's the last stand as the president poses while a shark eats a grenade and blows up is everything
29:00 what, no "Shark-NATO" joke?
I still can’t get over the fact that in the Sharknado universe the last words of my favorite NASCAR Driver was ‘Oh Hell No!’
It's okay the last movie brought everyone back to life like it's Dragon Ball Z.
Poor Brad. 😔
@@NeosAvias The win will come at Talladega
@@tsardudebroii let's go!
@@tsardudebroiithe wreck with 25 laps to go:
As somebody who was born in NYC, I can say with absolute confidence that the scenario presented by the movie is entirely accurate. If the people now are anything like the people I knew, the slaughter wouldn’t be able to be put on film. Cities are a breeding pit for the most angry and irritable people with a bloodlust thinly veiled by plastic wrap facade. They would absolutely take this opportunity to take out years worth of anger from traffic congestion, annoying bosses, bad relationships and any other minor inconvenience on helpless sea life.
Frankly New Yorkers already do that to nature daily. The Hudson and Staten Island are already testaments to that. Central Park is kept hostage for the city’s amusement, reminding it that it could be turned into a landfill at any moment.
I propose a solution to this problem. Step 1, we construct a gigantic bulldozer. Step 2, we use said bulldozer to push the city of New York into the state lines of Ohio. Now we have successfully removed New York, and have hopefully provided a large enough number of people to placate Ohio for another thousand years.
Yeah, viva New York hehe **sigh**
Look Time Square would definitely break out swords against those sharks. Financial District too. But i doubt West Village and Lower East Side would show the same level of bloodlust.
@@benwasserman8223
Perhaps, just know that I haven’t lived there in years, decades frankly. So I don’t know how the place has evolved in my absence.
@@my9thaccount140 Lived on LES a few years ago. It and Alphabet City have mellowed out.
15:11 President Mark Cuban? As in the guy from Shark Tank- oh, now I get it.
The feeling when you find a new channel and start listening to the first video only to instantly recognize the voice from an old channel you've been following for years
Cody watched 6 movies of Sharknado so we didn't have to. What a fucking legend.
Same person who watch all seasons of Ancient Aliens
you should. they're awesome
hellooo im the cody and i watch it so you dont have to
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 dear God, no! They're bloody awful!
@@vickerandflips8061 In terms of writing, acting and production? Sure. In terms of “so intentionally bad it’s stupidly good” it’s one of the best.
These movies actually melted my brain so bad that when he said the writer's name, I genuinely said out loud "What's wrong with that?"
You cannot watch these movies less than a week apart... you will physically feel your IQ dropping...
17:04 motherfucking kratos was in this one holy shit
OMG I DIDNT NOTICE
I am not sure if it's this video or moonfall. that's my favorite of yours but this definitely gets the most laughs from me. that one bit where you describe dolph lundgren's role in the series sends me to hysterics every time. never stop making videos.
I’m realizing that Sharknado did the thing that Die Hard already did- take a normal guy who saves the day once & turn him into a hero who keeps encountering the same situation. It’s like Tug Speedman.
“Who left the fridge open?”
Cash grab
Except Die Hard stayed inside the possible by known laws of science and physics up until the end of the one in Russia.
at some point its questionable. Die Hard 1, forgivable. Maybe even Die Hard 2. Any more than that and its probably your fault.
Let's not forget though: if it weren't for Snakes on a Plane embedding the idea of these weird animal horror-comedies in our minds as something that could be done "right" one day, Sharknado may have never happened at all. In a way, Sharknado owes its existence to Snakes on a Plane. Even Sharknado 2 acknowledges this; hence why its opening five minutes is basically Sharks on a Plane.
One fact that I loved about the title "Snakes on a Plane" was that it was supposed to be a placeholder for another title. However, Samuel L. Jackson insisted that they don't change it.
@@pressplayulysses : And then Cocaine Bear continued the trend, though it's slightly less silly.
The power plant part comes around and I’m like “radioactive material isn’t green…”
And then I remember the premise of the movie
I think this is the only way that I could ever tolerate absorbing this whole franchise but, truly; thank you. You helped me see the best in these films. I've seen the first one and was drinking at the time, and had a good laugh. I think I might stick to the first 3 and call it a day - one day.
Say what you will about this series but the final end message thanking all the fans and supporters at the end of the last film is unironically really wholesome
Yeah, it’s like saying sorry after you’ve shit on someone’s floor and crashed their car
I'm sure the jobbers really appreciated the paycheck.
@@manticorephoenix if you let a person that is guaranteed to shit your floor into your home several times after the first time, that's more of a "you" issue in my book.
I just realized that throughout the video the amount of sharks in his room diminishes. On the first movie he had six sharks in his room, and when he started reviewing the sixth movie he had one shark left.
Pretty neat detail!
Yeah
To kill a mocking shark
Yeah
Amazing. Awesome work with this video! it must have taken a lot of effort. I honestly really respect the Sharknado movies. They have this weird mix of self awareness of being terrible, but also have real heart behind it. You KNOW that the people making the movies had a lot of fun in the porcess.
I just realized Thunder Levin was the guy who made American Warship (the year before the first Sharknado in fact!), a deeply sincere mockbuster riding Battleship's wave that was like: what if we took out the board game element and made this into a celebration of the mothball readiness (don't know what its actually called) protocol. A real thing,where in the event of EMP warfare advancing (or similar) the Mothball Fleet would be reactivated. It's got Carl Weathers pre-Mandalorian & a 'that guy' lead and what I can only assume are Sci-fi regulars. Also aliens, because of course it does! Honestly the dialogue is stiff, but the why is honestly a 1000% more thought out than Battleship ever really bothered with (which sort of makes it the anti-Sharknado in a weird way?)
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Crazy weather where having
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You know that line in Pacific Rim?
“There are things you can't fight - acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you're in a Jaeger, suddenly you can fight the hurricane. You can win."
Thats just Finn in his natural form
"You can (not) fight the sharknado. You can (not) win"
You know what, when you described the first movie, I was like "thats so dang bad" and by the third movie where they are in space, destroy a sharknado with a laser, the sharks fly up into the sky, Fin gets a laser chainsaw, and then they have to crawl into a shark to reenter Earth's orbit and, after all that, a baby spawns out of the skin of a shark, I was like "what the fuck is this, underflow, cause how did this go from dumb in a bad way where it sounds so annoying, unfun, and lazy to being so dumb it loops back around to being ingeniusly dumb and incredibly charming instead of annoying. Like, this is the one series I would say actualy gets better and better, and all cause it gets dumber and dumber.
OMG! I'm a fan! You had the patience to sit through this 😱
Hats off to you man! 🤯
The most terrifying plot twist in all of Sharknado is that Cody's wife was there the whole time and only left two thirds of the way through
They need to make a Scorpeteor: A meteor made out of Scorpions. Or a Scorpion made out of meteors. I'd be equally uninterested in seeing either.
Snakano: a volcano that spews out snakes.
Maybe a snakequake..?
@@hereticpariah6_66Snauke? Snauke? SNAAAAUKE!!!!
Croconami a tsunami comprised of crocodiles
Armadillzzard - A blizzard made of armadillos, or an armadillo made of blizzards. Of course, Dairy Queen will be either the first building we see get destroyed or will be the last bastion against the armadillzzard.
I remember trying to watch this movie, but of course, I couldnt remember what i've seen.
All I know is that I didn't finish the movie. That I barely made it 10 minutes into the movie.
2:14 "The movie starts with ... "
That's exactly how far I've gotten into the movie hahahah, I remember I stopped watching at that very first scene
14:45 At least he dies a horrible death, like every other cameo, right? Right??
Unironically, Pointless Hub has already become one of my favorite channels. Keep up the great work, and I’m looking forward to your review of Dark of the Moon.
Agreed
same lmao
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Finally it's here
This is basically one of the only channels that hits the movies and games that made up my childhood. And to think I even grew up watching Alternatehistoryhub as part of my childhood too
so youll be watching his career with great interest?
The amount of brain cells I lost just having these movies explained to me is beyond me. Thank you for watching these and adding comedic commentary so I will never have to.
*The knowledge of the gods require a cost.*
A warning to humanity: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🔥🔥🔥
@@sugoistalin7809 Ultimately pain and suffering is all men will ever know.
@@rorrim0 *How else will we ascend to their side?*
@@sugoistalin7809 Stalin you okay? Aren't you an Atheist?
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He is trunks😂
15:36 NO WAY YOU ARE USING A SABATON SONG MAN!!! I totaly didnt expect it since they are not so popular and this realy took me of guard. Respect
Spotify metrics alone put them at 3.4 million monthly listeners. That's pretty fuckin popular, mate.
Sharknado could be an animated series where they fight a different tornado every episode.
Holy shit I want that now. Like a parody of those weird kids shows based on live action properties or like [adult swim]’s Mike Tyson’s Mysteries
It really fits the theme.
I mean, they did it with Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
Seeing Dolph Lundgren casually smiling and saying "Hi Dad" with that huge silence afterwards killed me😂
I didn't see the Sharknado that he's in, but I hope he says "I will break you" to a shark.
In the third movie they say that sharks eat birds unlike the ocean counterparts, It's almost like an ocean shark doesn't eat birds.
Sharknado and Znation are in the same universe. Roberta Warren is a National guard sargeant played by the same woman in both productions. so my head canon goes that after changing time and stopping the sharknado they accidentally started the zombie apocolypse.
I remember first seeing the series and thinking it looked very realistic 💀
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yo how though lmfao
Now I want to see a film theory episode from matpat on the science of if a shark tornado could actually realistically happen.
when i was like 6 i thought it was the most realesitic thing ever
@@evangonzalez7732 he did like ages ago around 2016
I feel there's more predators in the movie than there were sharks
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Yo!
You're not wrong...
That's literally every single hollywood movie
I went past this comment thinking "huh?" And then scrolled past, paused and went "oh my god"
Honestly got me good
My favourite part about watching all of those sharks fly around powered *entirely* by the tornado is that they suddenly change trajectory after they stop living
This is one of of the greatest things I've never seen! And will continue to never see. But i. Glad i saw this video! Good review, as always!
The fact that they said “jump the shark” in the second movie out of 6 is all you really need to know
These movies don't feel like they were made, more than they just spawned into existance under mysterious circumstances.
The fact that you put yourself through such torment gave me no choice but to subscribe. Hats off to you, bravo.
10:45 I have never watched a single frame from this franchise until now, I missed out on this awesome work