The "Impossible" Hearts Of Iron 4 Achievement

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  • @roedagardet
    @roedagardet Рік тому +1829

    Just imagine Hitler sleeping for 2 years and waking up to find out he's in a war

    • @Theover4000
      @Theover4000 Рік тому +100

      TNO if Hitler lived:

    • @Rift_cz_sk
      @Rift_cz_sk Рік тому +15

      Relatable

    • @TrollOfReason
      @TrollOfReason Рік тому +46

      "Vhy ist ein only findeng about zis now?! Vhere ist mein boots-*sniffs* Got und heck! Get mein toothenbrushen furhst."

    • @royale7620
      @royale7620 Рік тому +5

      @@Theover4000 Garbage mod

    • @Theover4000
      @Theover4000 Рік тому +8

      @@royale7620 wasn’t saying it was any good; I prefer TWR myself in terms of “axis victory” mods.

  • @summerium-kalimium3673
    @summerium-kalimium3673 Рік тому +493

    Watching him hunt the Hood was one of the most fun things he has done.
    Extreme hide and seei with the british navy

    • @PhilipTrouble
      @PhilipTrouble Рік тому +37

      And the British just throw Warspite, Nelson and Repulse at the Germans knowing they don’t care about those

    • @F1HunterJAN1
      @F1HunterJAN1 Рік тому +16

      Yea watching it is fun, executing it yourself is a bit of a pain. Ultimate cheeze: Cap the british, at the peace conference leave them their fleet and ONLY northern england. Then declare on them again, there is only 1 port where the Hood can hide...

    • @OnlyGrafting
      @OnlyGrafting Рік тому +4

      ​@@F1HunterJAN1I remember getting this as the Netherlands on accident. Thing is I didn't fight them at all naval wise I just invaded their mainland with cheese and annexed with the old no navy steal conference style

  • @cyphate
    @cyphate Рік тому +762

    We don't just love watching you suffer ISP, it FUELS us

  • @Habaskus
    @Habaskus Рік тому +991

    I loved the part where he said „It‘s sorrowing time“ and productioned all over the place

    • @Mici
      @Mici Рік тому +49

      I'm so tired of this meme but this one was slightly less bad than all others

    • @helghast_7203
      @helghast_7203 Рік тому +22

      Agreed, most of the time, it’s just annoying, but this one was slightly better.

    • @neonge3877
      @neonge3877 Рік тому +2

      how original

    • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
      @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 Рік тому

      Please cease to exist :)

    • @blakedake19
      @blakedake19 Рік тому +3

      I should be able downvote twice

  • @ryanrg1545
    @ryanrg1545 Рік тому +130

    3:56
    Going by the game program files, yep, it is weighted depending on your size army, the AI chance on the decisions starts on both at 50, but depending on your strength it could go from 50% to 66% to 83% to then the 100%
    Btw, if you are planning on doing the funny holy roman empire, either delete your units before asking for the kaiser or you can just keep trying to load the save before the focus complete

  • @Shua756
    @Shua756 Рік тому +141

    Btw if anyone wants the "why die for danzig" all you have to do is get max collaboration on France, then once you capitulate them set up the collab government and for some reason the game will still give you the achievement.

    • @Kaynster
      @Kaynster Рік тому +14

      I got that achievement by complete accident. Britain and france went fascist and poland just gave up danzig. it is to this day, the only achievement i’ve ever gotten.

    • @sebciobebcio34
      @sebciobebcio34 Рік тому +8

      I literally did a normal Germany run trying to get the true blitzkrieg achievement (or whatever it's called) and got the why die for Danzig achievement when I did Vichy.

    • @dylanb2990
      @dylanb2990 Рік тому

      @@Kaynsterthat’s not the only achievement you have

    • @Kaynster
      @Kaynster Рік тому

      @@dylanb2990 it is actually. staring at my steampage right now. 1/171

    • @sirpeanut120
      @sirpeanut120 Рік тому +1

      When I got it I just did an early war on poland by manually justifying in 1936

  • @Epic0201
    @Epic0201 Рік тому +703

    Fun fact, i got the hood achievement by accident while convoy raiding the atlantic.

    • @carltonleboss
      @carltonleboss Рік тому +137

      Hey, that's the Germans got it IRL /s

    • @magnum6763
      @magnum6763 Рік тому +24

      @@carltonleboss nono, hes got a point

    • @ryanm.2930
      @ryanm.2930 Рік тому +6

      Now I'm curious how many submarines did you have

    • @BotottoMototto
      @BotottoMototto Рік тому +19

      I remember I got the achievement accidentally too, I somehow was naval bombing the mediterranean without even noticing and sunk the Hood, it was around 1942 I think.

    • @christoperwallace6197
      @christoperwallace6197 Рік тому +11

      Ai Poland, who was in exile in the UK (me) got the Warsaw uprising one all on its on. Best ai ally ever.

  • @eyalinbar4845
    @eyalinbar4845 Рік тому +109

    This isn't seven days of madness, it's seven days of sadness

  • @brabbledawg1499
    @brabbledawg1499 Рік тому +67

    “Retirement home for dictators” I think you mean the Fletcher Memorial Home for incurable tyrants and kings

    • @thagerman8361
      @thagerman8361 Рік тому +1

      Based music taste

    • @mca7983
      @mca7983 Рік тому

      They can appear to themselves everyday on closed circuit TV

  • @Karagianis
    @Karagianis Рік тому +45

    11:52 TBH sinking the Warspite is actually more impressive than sinking the Hood, given that that ship somewhat uniquely managed to have plot armour IRL!

    • @Leon_der_Luftige
      @Leon_der_Luftige Рік тому +1

      A couple ships did IRL. Others on the other hand were so unlucky, It's not even funny.

    • @Valentine011
      @Valentine011 Рік тому

      ​@@Leon_der_Luftigeit was a little funny

    • @Leon_der_Luftige
      @Leon_der_Luftige Рік тому

      @@Valentine011 "USS Monaghan"

  • @red_seven_
    @red_seven_ Рік тому +18

    The hunt for the Hood was just glorious!
    Btw 'Shaken, not stirred' doesn't fire in the current version, because PDX... You have to roll back the game version to get it. Also your first coup was perfectly fine and would have gotten you the achievement, you just didin't have Danzig at that point :-)

  • @visiblefox1915
    @visiblefox1915 Рік тому +3

    Bro was hunting the hood like the British hunted the Bismarck

  • @im_an_artist_not_an_animat7559
    @im_an_artist_not_an_animat7559 Рік тому +53

    It’s the funny man who plays maps games all day

  • @Groxcima
    @Groxcima Рік тому +6

    I like the idea that the entire German military is dedicated to hunting down a single battlecruiser because it has a funny crown on it and a gold outline

    • @PhilipTrouble
      @PhilipTrouble Рік тому +7

      Imagine when British intelligence at Bletchley Park found out Germany has in fact zero interest in winning this war and really just wants to sink one battlecruiser and be done with it

  • @rabithunter
    @rabithunter Рік тому +7

    I love how it hasnt even been 24 hours (14 at the time of writing this) and it's already at 25k. Hope you enjoy the madness iSorrow xD

  • @Chief_American_Patriot
    @Chief_American_Patriot Рік тому +76

    I love how you can see ISP's dive into madness

  • @nohandleisavailable
    @nohandleisavailable Рік тому +34

    Ahistorical achievements sounds like so much fun!

    • @ryanm.2930
      @ryanm.2930 Рік тому +1

      Try doing that with Romania

    • @t_gabiuel6058
      @t_gabiuel6058 Рік тому +12

      Fun until Japanese Bulgaria joins the allies and call Union of Britain to the Yugoslavian-Japanese war.

  • @KhalerJex
    @KhalerJex Рік тому +1

    0:30 the shadows in the german reich forming a weird face with eyes bending to the left

    • @Hamsterdami
      @Hamsterdami 4 місяці тому

      you might be schizophrenic

  • @Grumpy_ol_Gamer
    @Grumpy_ol_Gamer Рік тому +9

    7 days of madness should just be 7 Huey Longdong videos.

  • @Partyrockscool
    @Partyrockscool Рік тому +4

    I love how he just pretty much gave up on the game and started playing “Where’s Hoodo” like it was a cross between wackamole, where’s woldo and geoguesser

  • @matthewkarloski4775
    @matthewkarloski4775 Рік тому +6

    In case anyone doesn’t know, you can go into your save files for hoi4, copy/paste the save file in a different folder, and you can use that as a “checkpoint” that you can copy/paste back into the hoi4 save files if you don’t want to do a full game restart on something. It doesn’t affect achievements and I’ve used it a few times, mostly in eu4 and ck2/ck3, but it can be useful in hoi as well

  • @aqua9420
    @aqua9420 Рік тому +1

    time for a good 'ol seven days of madness, your sacrifice will be apreciated

  • @Kalmaro4152
    @Kalmaro4152 Рік тому +10

    I love your achievement hunting videos, because they are informative about your mental psyche... That and they are helpful.

  • @lukemendel8197
    @lukemendel8197 Рік тому +2

    The Man Patrolled the world, just to sink A SINGLE BOAT.

  • @masteralpictures9231
    @masteralpictures9231 Рік тому +5

    I had the "Why die for Danzig" achievement by accident when I created Vichy France after I conquered Poland but was still at war with the gov in exile. La Résistance DLC was turned off.

  • @BadRedStone.
    @BadRedStone. Рік тому +1

    On the "Why die for Danzig" I accidentally managed to cheese it, after you beat the allies puppet France and Vichy will annex into them automatically and you get the achievement

  • @Infidel-Castro
    @Infidel-Castro Рік тому +3

    Very exited for the sinking all British capitals as Netherlands achievement

  • @NebuIize
    @NebuIize Рік тому +1

    Well, that like goal backfired horribly.

  • @Beau_21
    @Beau_21 Рік тому +8

    Gravy Timmy reporting for duty

  • @beefedupkronks4371
    @beefedupkronks4371 Рік тому +1

    on the note of isp seemingly excited to keep torturing himself I think he should do one of these videos using only artillery.

  • @Spare_Toaster
    @Spare_Toaster Рік тому +1

    Zimmermann... Caught By The Allies... Not Again!!!

  • @bedrockpatron9599
    @bedrockpatron9599 Рік тому +1

    What do you mean by "He comes with the mustache"?
    The mustache comes with him

  • @Auraborias
    @Auraborias Рік тому +1

    Watching this outside of the Lincoln memorial. Idk how my life got to this point.

  • @JustAPintOfMilk
    @JustAPintOfMilk Рік тому +4

    non-historical 7 days of madness?
    This will be wacky af

  • @notuzumaki2356
    @notuzumaki2356 Рік тому +1

    omg he called Us His Gravy Timmothies!!! :D

  • @JBcountryball
    @JBcountryball Рік тому +2

    Already 1/25 to 7 days of straight upload madness

  • @nick5699
    @nick5699 Рік тому

    15:06 Isorrow solding Mountain general Fatherland without thinking

  • @kaiser8142
    @kaiser8142 Рік тому +17

    I remember when i sunk the hood. An achievement popped up and i was like," ...well that was random." Since I was doing what everyone else does in the British Channel

  • @queru1ous
    @queru1ous Рік тому +1

    25K goal has been met. Your fate is sealed, iSorrow.

  • @pablo_escanor1681
    @pablo_escanor1681 Рік тому +1

    It’s easier if you defeat them and then just leave them with the hood and some state with a harbour

  • @piment0_420
    @piment0_420 Рік тому +1

    petition for isp to make hoi4 a2z in the great war

  • @noobsworld4217
    @noobsworld4217 Рік тому +1

    24k likes already. 1k to 7 days of madness isp :)
    AND ITS IN THE MED

  • @lolvaqui
    @lolvaqui Рік тому +43

    Isorrowproductions never fails to disappoint me 🙏🙏🙏

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 Рік тому +5

      isorrowproductions never fails to appoint me to the position of admiral of the great navy of nebraska

    • @EthanPineapple
      @EthanPineapple Рік тому

      Lucky

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 Рік тому +1

      @@dhararry7929As a Nebraskan, you clearly are not capable of witnessing our grand carrier-based fleet

  • @PhilipTrouble
    @PhilipTrouble Рік тому +3

    Absolutely loved the hunt for the Hood, partly because naval is the part of HoI4 no one really pays attention to

  • @FaZeAnneFrank1945
    @FaZeAnneFrank1945 Рік тому

    i accidentally “bypassed” why die for danzig. i had invaded france and they had already capitulated, but i established a collaboration government and it gave me the achievement. i don’t know if it still works but it’s a easier way to get the achievement if it still does

  • @Nerbal_the_second
    @Nerbal_the_second Рік тому +6

    he didn’t call us gravy babies 😭

  • @Kammioo
    @Kammioo Рік тому +1

    I love to see ISP sinking deeper and deeper into hoi4 madness just like the Hood into the Med.

  • @asmraxel9060
    @asmraxel9060 Рік тому

    Love you

  • @iafnn
    @iafnn Рік тому +1

    actually france that appears in civil war as a result of coup does count into achievement, so you could have gotten it using the first way

  • @supreme3892
    @supreme3892 Рік тому +1

    Yo isp you said that you weren’t sure if the Netherlands would reject giving back Willy but they will always give him back if you have more divisions than them.

  • @lieutenantleroy3533
    @lieutenantleroy3533 Рік тому +1

    Technically, for the why die for Danzig's achievement, you can do Slovakia for Danzig and then fire the coup, and it will count for the achievement.

  • @power2ix605
    @power2ix605 Рік тому +1

    For don't die for Danzig, you just early war Poland and then make Vichy France later.
    Edit: idk how it worked for me but it did

  • @07svis96
    @07svis96 Рік тому +1

    A bit to late to be topical but the wagner group really was trucking to moscow

  • @CarthagianLegion
    @CarthagianLegion Рік тому +1

    We’re mere minutes away from 7 days of non historical craziness

  • @andromidius
    @andromidius 11 місяців тому

    Finding the Hood is a ridiculous task. I can't even remember where it was hiding when I finally got that achievement. But I kept engaging it over and over again and it would slip away each time and move location. Almost as if the AI knew I was hunting for it.

  • @UnusualSocks
    @UnusualSocks Рік тому

    If you have more than one PC, a video where you control the entire Axis (playing Germany, Italy, and Japan simultaneously in the same game, like a multiplayer game where it's just you) would be unique and pretty chaotic. Managing seven fronts at once, keeping track of all those focuses and research, and being able to seamlessly integrate the production and balance of military forces of each into one superpower would be awesome to see. It also sounds like a frustrating ball ache, so right up your alley, ISP!!!

  • @knightspearhead5718
    @knightspearhead5718 Рік тому +3

    Suffering is what all paradox youtubers must go through

  • @whaddyamean99
    @whaddyamean99 10 місяців тому

    "Erwin the glizzy guzzler" is one of the funniest things I have heard all day

  • @smalyarovsky
    @smalyarovsky Рік тому +1

    Actually, organizing a coup in France to get that acheesment works, did it myself 2 weeks ago. Also, the achievment doesn't require to not go to war with Poland

  • @rafelliott
    @rafelliott 10 місяців тому

    My favorite HoI4 story is when, as the Kaiser, I got "Why Die For Danzig?" After peacefully getting Danzig and the British Empire under Mosley turned France Fascist in a completely unrelated war to me while I was fighting the Soviets. I was incredibly confused

  • @antonk.2748
    @antonk.2748 Рік тому +1

    I just randomly got that "Why die for Danzig" achievement when invading Poland as Germany. Its literally my first achievement in Hoi4 and I have no idea how it happened, certainly didnt play for it or knew how the coup and popularity mechanics even worked. Definitely was on historical too...

    • @t_gabiuel6058
      @t_gabiuel6058 Рік тому

      Something similar happened to me as I completed the focus "Danzig for Garante". That randomly gave me the achievement even tho France was communist (I was playing as the Kaiser"

  • @georgegrenvillethe7thpm176
    @georgegrenvillethe7thpm176 Рік тому +2

    iron four of heartssss is my favorite timmy classic

  • @zackbacon6866
    @zackbacon6866 Рік тому +5

    Have a nice day isp

  • @omegawonton8749
    @omegawonton8749 Рік тому

    a much easier way to get the why die for danzig achievement is to play like normal but get a full collab on france. You just invade poland and france like normal but as soon as france capitulates you have an option to establish a collaboration government in france, which qualifies for the achievement.

  • @alphacentauri3069
    @alphacentauri3069 Рік тому +5

    Liked the video before he even said the like challenge

  • @_Makanko_
    @_Makanko_ Рік тому +1

    7 day madness!!!!

  • @MetalMagma2027
    @MetalMagma2027 Рік тому

    I remember doing some insane things like turning historical off and France turned facist themself, which gave me the achievment after i invaded Poland

  • @drakenstein99
    @drakenstein99 Рік тому

    I love it taking years for you to destroy the hood. I think I got it in a Germany game where I got a successful sealion. I believe I also got the Poland achievement by early warring Poland so the allies didn't get involved, had historical off and they naturally went fascist

  • @DoctorAllanGrey
    @DoctorAllanGrey Рік тому

    You having a hard time finding and destroying the HMS Hood is funny to me because I accidentally sunk the hood with some shitty naval bombers as Sweden-unified Scandinavia back in like 2021, because it was out on patrol in the North Sea for some unknown reason. But it DID also take until 1945, so there's that too lmao.

  • @jameshargrave118
    @jameshargrave118 Рік тому +1

    I got the “Why Die for Danzig?” achievement completely on accident. I’m pretty sure it was a bug.
    What happened was it was my third time playing Germany, so I thought I would take it slow (as in enter the war in 1941). Since I had done the Molotov-Ribintrov focus, the USSR began justifying on Poland. The USSR would occupy Danzig at the start of the war, but they would hand it over to me once Poland capitulated.
    I was tired of failed paradrops into France in my previous playthroughs as Germany, so I made sure to have 16 paratroopers (with 300 transport planes to drop them) ready to drop and 2 collabs on France. I joined the war by declaring on the Netherlands through that focus tree. Once France joined against me, they were capitulated immediately.
    After Poland and the UK capitulated I got the achievement. Not sure entirely what I did to get the achievement. I think it was a combination of being at war with France for less than a day, and the fact that I never declared on Poland.
    Side Note: I capitulated the UK about 2 months before Japan declared on America. This resulted in the USSR owning Malaysia so Japan ended up at war with China, the USA, and the USSR. They barely lasted a year.

    • @jameshargrave118
      @jameshargrave118 Рік тому

      @@ORN227 I think part of the reason I got the achievement was because I established Vichy France. I still have no idea how any of what I did got me the achievement though.

  • @QBytesLocker-vb1gk
    @QBytesLocker-vb1gk 6 місяців тому

    7:25 bro didnt even bother taking Danzig

  • @ATF-
    @ATF- Рік тому

    The pronunciation of Hood in this video was egregious. “Oi wees on da hud innit”

  • @vendetakaplang4988
    @vendetakaplang4988 Рік тому +1

    I guess suffering madness starts tomorrow 😂

  • @complexalp
    @complexalp Рік тому

    i got dont die for danzig by doing the strat where u make a collab in france after establishing vichy and the collab takes all of vichy lands

  • @suspecm6316
    @suspecm6316 Рік тому +1

    Not even 24 hours in and we got the 25k likes

  • @puxydow6650
    @puxydow6650 Рік тому +1

    Poor sod needs to mentally prepare for the 7 days of madness

  • @juestle_123sternchen
    @juestle_123sternchen Рік тому +1

    I have randomly completed this achievement with a super heavy battleship, which ironically was named bismarck

  • @remnantfnf2.2
    @remnantfnf2.2 3 місяці тому

    You can easily get the why die for Danzig achievement by setting up Vichy France before capitulating Poland

  • @calelretro5207
    @calelretro5207 Рік тому +1

    When you create vish france and return them to be the France and in peace with the allies you get the achiviment why die for danzig

  • @fhdjshehdhuddjehej2168
    @fhdjshehdhuddjehej2168 Рік тому

    all i did for dont die for danzig is start boosting facism in france and relations and then just did the focus

  • @lukaskubik4698
    @lukaskubik4698 Рік тому +1

    This was the 5th achievement I got, completely randomly with naval bombers I thinks.

  • @eleanorgreywolfe5142
    @eleanorgreywolfe5142 Рік тому

    I got the Why Die for Danzig achievement because of a bug, i was doing a normal German run and puppeted France and this apparently unlocked the achievement despite me having been at war with them.

  • @a_4_year_old411
    @a_4_year_old411 Рік тому

    I remember when I sank the hood. Built a straight up better nave with the Bismarck in it, and patrolled the seas around Britain. Caught it in a storm, so the British carriers couldn't do anything, and the Super Heavy Battleship Bismarck took them all out. Beautiful.

  • @Poison_Eevee
    @Poison_Eevee Рік тому +1

    7:20 You also didn't get the "Shaken, not Stirred" achievement.
    Unsure why, but that achievement broke at some point during Battle for the Bosporus.
    In order to get it, you need to play the game in Version 1.9.X.

  • @maloneyf89
    @maloneyf89 Рік тому

    I got the Why die for Danzig achievement without meaning to. I declared on Poland on and it dragged the rest of the allies in. After the war, I puppeted France and annexed all of Poland and it gave it to me. Since I never technically delta red war on France, it still counted.

  • @infinitefun527
    @infinitefun527 Рік тому

    the fletcher memorial home for incurable tyrants and kings

  • @BewareofTarps
    @BewareofTarps 6 місяців тому

    I got the Hood achievement in the stupidest way. I was playing a non-aligned Ireland and had joined the Axis, and had mined the ever living shit out of the Irish Sea and flooded the area with NAV whenever the Germans had cleared the RAF out of the way. I also had a small wolf pack of mostly German licensed production subs harassing the North Sea trade lanes and carefully avoiding actual naval combat. But, one day while returning to Dublin to upgrade, the unthinkable happened: the Royal Navy arrived, and there was Hood.
    Well, the tattered remains of the Royal Navy, anyway. They had gotten completely bloodied by the German fleet that they had just barely defeated, then they found my mines, then they found my NAV. And then my outdated, slightly shitty wolf pack of license produced U-boats sank the Hood. What a glorious victory.

  • @SkinnyZiggy
    @SkinnyZiggy Рік тому +1

    ISP inspired me to make a guide on Steam on how to get all of the HOI4 chieves

  • @isaaclawson2276
    @isaaclawson2276 Рік тому +1

    hey, crazy thing happened to me when I went for the why die for danzig achievement. I played historic Germany and went for through the normal world war and at the end after taking out the united kingdom and then France. I puppet them both and took Danzig and I got the achievement after the peace deal. I don't know if it glitched out but that's how I got it. By the way love the videos.

  • @westcoastgamer22
    @westcoastgamer22 Рік тому +1

    Yes

  • @667Agent
    @667Agent Рік тому

    "Summer's around now"
    ISP, we only have one month LEFT of summer...

  • @1oran443
    @1oran443 Рік тому

    when france is in a coup and you occupy danzig, the achievement DOES fire, you just didnt occupy danzig at the same time

  • @ryansearle6157
    @ryansearle6157 2 місяці тому

    A much easier way to get "Why Die for Danzg?" is just to play normally and then puppet France. The game only checks that you're not *currently* at war with France and since puppeting them makes them fascist it fulfills the requirements. I found this out by accident in my first successful Germany game.

  • @indyjacob4597
    @indyjacob4597 Рік тому

    fun thing, why die for danzig is broken and you can achieve it just by defeating and puppeting france before ever going to war with poland

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan Рік тому +1

    Soooo ISP
    Where's my seven days of madness huh?

  • @furrydoggo
    @furrydoggo Рік тому

    Achievement hunting can be a rollercoaster of emotions, but ISP's videos make the suffering of paradox UA-camrs worthwhile

  • @mrbigshoworelse
    @mrbigshoworelse Рік тому

    I got that achievement by pure accident, pulled off sealion and landed on the port she was in, she sailed out right into my escort fleet and got eviscerated by two superheavies.

  • @DuckSwagington
    @DuckSwagington Рік тому

    An easy way to get the "Turn France fascist" Achievement is to turn off La Resistance and use the old boost party popularity button. Still works.

  • @öfg2
    @öfg2 Рік тому +4

    i love your vids, they are awesome!!!

  • @Mythos675
    @Mythos675 Рік тому

    you can sink the hood way easier if you capitulate the uk and release them as a nation not a pupet so the hood is in a port in the uk and not somewhere else