I severely want them to play Beyond: Two Souls or The Last of Us, but it seems like they aren't into long lets plays (besides Undertale and The Sims 4).
Dan: "OHHHHH FRICK ME TRYNA......" Phil: *Makes a face* Dan: "Wot was that face?" Phil: "It was my excitement." w h y a r e y o u g u y s l i k e t h i s ?
Pointless curses, nonsense verses, you'll see purpose start to surface. No one else is dealing with your demons, meaning maybe defeating them could be the beginning of your meaning, friend.
The Geeky Jellyfish a goldfish that is properly cared for should live for close to 20 years. If your goldfish did not live at least ten years you probably did not have t in a ten+ gallon tank and the water was probably too cold. You also probably didn't add water softening drops to it (tap water is too harsh for most fish) and probably didn't give it enough mental stimulation in the form of scenery. Goldfish aren't really as delicate as we think, most people just don't bother learning how to take care of them properly or what their actual needs are.
12:02 Well according to GOOGLE, the average lifespan of a goldfish is about 5-10 years. wild goldfish can live up to about 25 years. The OLDEST LIVING GOLDFISH WAS 43 YEARS OLD
Domi Kat I read this comment before I actually watched and I was so sad the whole time I watched the video bc I was rooting for phil & I thought you meant Dan won 😂😭
Actually a goldfish is supposed to live a very long life (I'd say approx. 15-20 years). They just don't live long because we think it's normal to put them in a little tank whereas they actually need a certain amount of water and space and a large aquarium just like any fish. And also because we don't know that, we tend to buy another one to keep them company but most of the time they are in a very, very little space, even for one. This was all explained in a French tv show, they even went to people who offer little goldfishes in fairs (when kids play they recieve a fish or a toy) and told them that it was abusive against fish and that technically the law is against it. But most people just don't know that and think that a goldfish in a little bowl is normal, just like I did before watching this show. I hope you learned something poeple lmao
suicidal fruit at the end of the video they have subscription annotations and there's some sort of comment thing on it where they have been writing random name based puns or something. today was what they commented
Out there, somewhere, somebody´s going to write a fanfic about a Harry Potter AU of Dan and Phil. And it´s going to be called "The chamber of kinks". Thank you Dan. You feed this fandom madness.
12:00 Goldfish are supposed to live 15-20 years. However, they actually need WAY bigger habitats to live than just a fishbowl, and they will often grow bigger with more space. Most domesticated goldfish barely live a year because people don't know how to properly care for them, due to all the misinformation out there. The fact that Phil's goldfish lived so long just shows that he is a good person and genuinely cares about animals enough to research how to provide for all their needs and keep them safe and healthy.
Literally don’t care how old these videos are I will always come back to them! Something about the old UA-cam, and just Dan and Phil is calming and brings me back to a happier moment.
phil: how do you spell philosophers?! me: English language degree... dan later when he says “how do you spell sorcerers?!”: english language degree... me and dan. same mind
Dan:"Sexy!"
Phil:"Pretty"
Another contrast between Dan and Phil.
True!!!
right?
One is clean and one is dirty
Dan searched it to impress Phil XD
LouLouHere zo true
"oh my god how do you spell philosopher" says Phil who has an english degree
*phil*osopher
Phil-osopher sorry I am just gonna leave now
Yang Yonder STAY PLEASE STAYYYYYY
My gender is ATTACK HELICOPTER IF YOU PAY YOU CAN STAY!!! Sorry I'll leave
Symetrically Green Hamilton references
"So you know all my secrets." except the one you toLD TYLER OAKLEY
Omg. Don't remind me
OMG
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
sophieloafy89 WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP!!! NOW I WANT TO KNOW AGAIN 😂😂
Thats what i was kinda thinking
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he ain’t wearing blacc
Maybe Phils parents brought a new goldfish everytime the previous one died
Alyssa Black that's a sad thought
properly kept goldfish can live for 30 years
like a hamster?
BlueViolet GT oh fuck, not the hat fic
gtfo.
I thought of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Old People Smell.
acatm9 YAAAASSS
acatm9 same XD
😂😂😂
Also chamber of balls lol
I thought of ...and the Mysterious Ticking Noise :'D
can we talk about both of the fabulous shirts in this video tho
yes indeed
so nice right
Lij Gilmour they already did.
Phil: where can I buy .....human babies
Me: isn't that an orphanage?
123. That's not buying a child, that's adoption! Big difference!
@@zoe_murtagh_03 not really...it's just more official because it's a human and not a cat or dog.
chickenalpaca03. Whatever! ...
Zoe Murtagh Mkay, sassy pants.
Zoe Murtagh Dan and Phil is emo territory, Directioner
how does dan - will himself to live
why does phil - have a cereal fetish
.
Eleanor Foster Its was on the outro thing when you tap on there circles :\
The Undead Killjoy hello i am half of your profile
The Undead Killjoy 👂👀👂
👃
✋ 👄✋
The Undead Killjoy cereal is life
Where can I buy human ___________
me: emotions
The cure to cancer
Me: happiness
Me: companionship
will to live
Phil:Harry Potter and the chamber of...
Dan:kinks
Phil:secrets
Quinn Melody balls
Tea Elephant Confetti how do I know dan said that but I can't remember when or why he did..
Quinn Melody old people smell
The "cards against humanity" collab with Tyler Oakley
fitzdillore22 I was about to say that XD
I love how the 'Dan vs Phil' just slowly became unintelligible speech.
GamerGirl same
:')
*cries*
@Jessie Jenkins you- you really just- wOw, that hurts.
@Jessie Jenkins Oof- ow, that hit too close.
Dan and Phil have hit a point where they have to play horrible games and I'm loving it
Hi. Your username is my life.
Literal Trash I've found my twin why hello
thatgirlwithnoconfidence i love shitty games they're the most fun to laugh at especially if you're not the one playing it
I severely want them to play Beyond: Two Souls or The Last of Us, but it seems like they aren't into long lets plays (besides Undertale and The Sims 4).
Ciel Phantomhive YEEESS I love beyond two souls!!it's such a good game
Apparently the prisoner of azkaban is the least popular hp book and film and I don't understand why because it's my favourite.
Lessien Tinehtelë same!
Lessien Tinehtelë IKR
Lessien Tinehtelë same
Everybody I've ever asked says Prisoner of Azkaban is their favorite book/film! It's also mine!
It was my favorite
When Phil is wearing dark colours and Dan is in bright colours.
BooksMusicMovies the universe is broken now.
Dun, DUN, *DUN!!!*
when you walking
DAN DAN DANNNNNNNN
Is no one going to talk about the subscribe button captions?
"How does dan....Will himself to live?"
"Why does phil.... Have a cereal fetish?"
"how does dan - will himself to live"
"why does phil - have a cereal fetish"
_well clearly dan was in charge of the endscreen buttons_
dfvdfvfgb
Dan: "OHHHHH FRICK ME TRYNA......"
Phil: *Makes a face*
Dan: "Wot was that face?"
Phil: "It was my excitement."
w h y a r e y o u g u y s l i k e t h i s ?
Oh. My. God. SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIP
"Where can I buy human.... friends?"
Me
~MysticSparkl~ Same
Love that I can watch these two while hiding in my room, avoiding a holiday party downstairs.
Brynley Louise same, maybe we are the same person
Brynley Louise I'll be doing that later
ItsAnna I'll be doing you later
That Random Artist 😱
ssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee
Dan is a tumblr
Phil is a -kidzbop- -Buzzfeed- -Instagram- -club penguin- cute cat vine
Together, the Internet.
The end
I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in *-WHAT A BEUT-*
_LexiLlama_ -throws holy water-
I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in nah people actually like Phil
I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in no people like Phil.
I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in . That name is me
wouldn't it be great if dan and Phil had a 5 hour live stream where they just play monopoly
Quinni281 that would make my life even better
I would watch that 5 times
Quinni281 YESSSS!!
YES!
Quinni281 ah yes
Phil *pretends to die*
Dan "finally"
That part made me cry laughing 😂
Dan: *Voldy voice* Avada Kedavra.
Phil: Omph! *hand to heart*
Dan: Finally.
This is my favourite part of the video >♡
me: *offended and confused*
Yes, we all watched the video. We know what happened.
This had me choking
Petition for Dan and Phil to play twister
The Fantastic Foursome already played. Look it up!
But like with who though, plus they've played it as fetuses with pj and Chris
YES PLZ
Anna Kowalczyk again!
YES AGAIN
AGAIN
4:22
Is nobody gonna talk about that?
Jas L THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Jas L LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT
Jas L and we know one ;)
OMG HAI STARLIGHT 😆
Jas L SAME I SCREAMED
Dan wants to look sexy and cool and Phil wants to look pretty
And swaggy
well they both did well
phil: what are you searching for?!
me: purpose
phil's dab |-/
Then you should write something, nah it might be worthless, how about you paint something, yeah it might be wordless
Pointless curses, nonsense verses, you'll see purpose start to surface. No one else is dealing with your demons, meaning maybe defeating them could be the beginning of your meaning, friend.
the will to live
|-/
"where can I buy...."
Me: A Dan and Phil!!!!
Idon't Know
A question I ask my self when I wake up.
Idon't Know meeeee
Idon't Know sameeewee
eBaeeee
Idon't Know trololololololololol
When Phil said why is Larry floating my face fell. My first fish named Larry had a seizure and exploded
NatalieSigns Holy god that's a graphic image to put in my head
NatalieSigns that just made me laugh sorry lol
NatalieSigns I had a fish that did the same heck
NatalieSigns awww ;n;
NatalieSigns w h a t
fish are weird
'What's wrong with Humanity'
me: Every fucking thing
the Phandom obviously
Yes. Have you seen the news?
Awkward and Crazy Emily Hey Language! Lol Jk it’s true 🤟🏻😱😏
why is my goldfish...
drowning?
Shomossafayat... you can actually drown a fish. Pull it backwards while its swimming,
Kayla Leuthner are you talking from experience. 🙃
my fish actually drowned irl, dont ask
Shomossafayat lol
Why is my goldfish anti social and a jerk? *looks at eridan*
Phil- a bit wayward
me-why?!..........CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
Mrs. Bootygirl they're will be peace when you are done..
charly bernal lay your weary head to rest
Faith 27 Don't you cry no more
dn dn dn dn dnnn DN DN DN DND DN DND ND ND D ND DND NANANANANANANA NA NA NA NAH NAH NNANAAANANAAAHH
on a stormy sea of moving emotion
When it said "has a dog ever been...." My mind immediately told me A PET NAMED STEVE
Sam R SAME
Sam R Same XD
Yaassss!!
Same
YASSSSS
"where can I buy-"
Phil - "skin"
My mind - *flashes back to the skin fic I read yesterday*
*NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
Why have you reminded me of that!!!!
Was that the one about sunscreen?
@@ayaanazamir9910 yessssssss ;-;
@@akras_a noooooooooooooooo love ur username btw
Goldfish can live up to 16 years..... the oldest one I've had lived a month....
*I think I'm the killer of fish*
Don't worry I killed one of mine in a day.
*Quietly mourns over Glimmer's death*
NarwhalMadness same I had a goldfish named ponyo that only lived for a day it led a depressing life
mine lived for 3 hours its ok
The Geeky Jellyfish I've actually killed five fish
The Geeky Jellyfish a goldfish that is properly cared for should live for close to 20 years. If your goldfish did not live at least ten years you probably did not have t in a ten+ gallon tank and the water was probably too cold. You also probably didn't add water softening drops to it (tap water is too harsh for most fish) and probably didn't give it enough mental stimulation in the form of scenery. Goldfish aren't really as delicate as we think, most people just don't bother learning how to take care of them properly or what their actual needs are.
Fun fact: there's actually a town in the US with a dog as it's mayor.
I've lived in the US my whole life and haven't heard of that. which town has a dog as mayor?
***** I don't remember which one. I just know it was in a National Geographic Kids magazine
Orange Vampire ok. thanks. :)
Orange Vampire I think it's Minnesota!?
Orange Vampire WHATT
You know how Dans past animal was a seal? Look how he claps his hands together when he claps? Yeah just think about how that
Dan the seal confirmed
RockyRoadKylers Grammar police 🚨
RockyRoadKylers
I don't know what you're talking about. I clap with my butt cheeks.
"You're the e on the end of life." -Dan Howell
The most adorable quote 👌🏻
who cares about homework?Dan and Phil just posted!!!!!
My twenty-one romance me
My twenty-one romance I don't even have homework.
My twenty-one romance all ready on holiday
My twenty-one romance I actually finished mine before watching this XD
pastel brat that's depressing
Wow that E is really edg-E
AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
I'll let myself out.
Alphabetical Order no
Just
No
That was beautiful
Alphabetical Order AND STAY OUT
You my dear friend, are going places.
+amazingdanandphilarenotonfire Hai
Phil, your parents just replaced Frank every 3 years. Sorry, buddy.
That's what I was thinking too
Scrunch Meehehe I had the same thoughts 😂
poor phil...
Scrunch Meehehe huh😂
😂😂
Scrunch Meehehe Actually you never know. The oldest goldfish on record was 43 years old and there's one alive right now that like 38 or something.
Mom: are you watching dad and mom?
Me: yes, yes I am XD
Misutikku Heiwajima-Orihara Lol
Why did I read this as Dan and mom?
Misutikku Heiwajima-Orihara OMG I LOVE YOUR MOM
My mum: are you watching dip and Phil
Me: always?
They should've put "my pet named Steve" as a suggestion😂
(Mark anyone?)
Antonella Lalinde YAAAASSSSSS
yasss
Antonella Lalinde it's ironic because he played this today
A Fan Of Fiction omg he did😂 I just looked at his channel I had no idea ha
Antonella Lalinde I WAS LITERALLY CRYING WHEN I SAW THAT
omg dan and phil should play cards against humanity
Erik Rowekamp yes
Erik Rowekamp omfg YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Its not really appropriate as the have quite a young audience.
i know they have before and phil won (its not on yt though)
Flash forward to them playing it
"where can I buy human skin" *cough cough* The Skin Fic
betty6788170 MSP dont look it up it will ruin your life lol
is it worst than the hat fic
you made me spit my drink.
EmilyMyers shit
no
RANDOM FACT
The least popular harry potter movie (Prisoner of Azkaban) still made 90 million more than the most popular twilight movie
Lmao
"how do you spell philosopher ?" philip you did english language at uni shouldn't you know this smh
Lewlav Abra I bet he knew, it's just that he was insecure perhaps, I'm the same, I tend to be insecure about my answers, even if they are correct
Lewlav Abra well yes, I mean I knew it and I'm from Germany .. ^^
like 1/3 of philosopher is your name phil get your head in the game
It was about whether there should be an apostrophe or not really since it can work both ways.
PHILosopher
sorry
"Why did my mind go to skin?"
Skin fic
same scarred for life
I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom oml staph
I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom I thought I had removed that, thanks for bringing it up again
OML THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
or when he brought up the hamster, the hat fic.
12:02 Well according to GOOGLE, the average lifespan of a goldfish is about 5-10 years. wild goldfish can live up to about 25 years. The OLDEST LIVING GOLDFISH WAS 43 YEARS OLD
Still younger than my grandma... she was 73 YEARS OLD.
GUYS! Phil's goldfish was named Frank. Please, tell me that anyone else has read Mark of Athena?
I thought the same exact thing!!!!!
Spike Howtler yESSSS OBVIOUSLY I HAVE
FRANK ZHANGGGGGG
Frank zang
Jason grace
Piper mclean
Hazel lequisive
Percy Jackson
AnnaBeth chase
Leo
Nico diangelo
Will solace
Reyna
Spike Howtler I have but I thought of frank iero and crank that frank
You don't know how badly I wanted Phil to win!!!
is it bad that i feel that way with every dan vs phil?
kirstielynnx3 not at all!!! The precious cupcake deserves to win 😭😭
Domi Kat I read this comment before I actually watched and I was so sad the whole time I watched the video bc I was rooting for phil & I thought you meant Dan won 😂😭
😂Same Cap
River Catcher 😂
Actually a goldfish is supposed to live a very long life (I'd say approx. 15-20 years). They just don't live long because we think it's normal to put them in a little tank whereas they actually need a certain amount of water and space and a large aquarium just like any fish. And also because we don't know that, we tend to buy another one to keep them company but most of the time they are in a very, very little space, even for one.
This was all explained in a French tv show, they even went to people who offer little goldfishes in fairs (when kids play they recieve a fish or a toy) and told them that it was abusive against fish and that technically the law is against it. But most people just don't know that and think that a goldfish in a little bowl is normal, just like I did before watching this show.
I hope you learned something poeple lmao
Kenza D yay someone else that knows!
My goldfish lives for three years but I shit you not my mum fucking poisoned it!
Kenza D ok smartie pants
Kenza D
And my mom said you can’t learn anything from you tube
Kenza D I set my last goldfish free cuz they were all dying and she is still living I set her free when I was 8 I’m now 13
phil: ''im almost on you dan''
me: oh really *wink wink*
YASS
mikatana is not on fire I was thinking the same thing!!😏😂
mikatana is not on fire I thought the exact same
Well, the "Masters" back in action
mikatana is not on fire wtf
oldest gold fish ever recorded was 43 years old, most live to 16
Grace m Really? Mine lived a week
mine lived to a year .-.
Rhiannon xx yeah
Rhiannon xx oh, I knew they coukd bmget big, but I didn't know they all get big
That's adorable
How to look sick?
Me: you don't need to. Just say you have diarrhoea and no one will ask.
(If no one gets that it's gonna be real awkward)
Spirit_breakers let's just hope out boss don't try to check up on us tho
Spirit_breakers what if they come to ur house to check on u and u were at a party
Spirit_breakers I feel like I get it but I'm probably wrong lmao
Spirit_breakers I feel like I understand but I probably don't im dumb and slow😂😂
Spirit_breakers Ahaha got it 😂
fun fact Phil goldfish can actually live to be 20-40 years old
Miranda Larkin True! I own 10 :D
Wow that's funny...mine all died at around a year old. Maybe I'm just a bad owner
bunny rabbit the oldest recorded goldfish was 43 soo
Try telling Phil that.
"how does dan - will himself to live"
"why does phil - have a cereal fetish"
best ones yet imo
YoHarryYou'reAWizard what time?
its in the end card xD if you hover your mouse over their icons
You have a fabulous username c:
suicidal fruit
at the end of the video they have subscription annotations and there's some sort of comment thing on it where they have been writing random name based puns or something. today was what they commented
dnp: we're not getting a fish anytime soon
dnp now: MEET OUR BETTA FISH
other youtubers: play the game
Dan and Phil: talk a solid minute about the e in Google
They should do a live stream playing Google feud so we can help
Hello an cermet
omg we have the same pic!!!!!!!!!
fun fact, a dog actually has been mayor before...
also, longest lifespan for a goldfish was 43 years...
Wtf
I laughed so hard at the end that I spit my drink into my own face.
Allura Durand how did u manage that😂
Well done👏😂
13:14 dan, you should know better as to not mention hamsters. don't trigger the memories of the hat fic.
Eevee AJ and every month we buy a new hamster :)
Some crazy fangirl you are evil
Some crazy fangirl Stop it-_-
Tasmanian Devil I'm sorry I feel bad now 😂
Nicole Hunter - Rodriguez I'm so sorry
Out there, somewhere, somebody´s going to write a fanfic about a Harry Potter AU of Dan and Phil. And it´s going to be called "The chamber of kinks". Thank you Dan. You feed this fandom madness.
where can i find that
Mouna Moon YES WHERE
SpaceWaifuu no.
14:34 "And I'm almost on you Dan" DID NO ONE ELSE CATCH THAT?!!?!
MysteriousGirlAnime don't worry, I did!
MysteriousGirlAnime I HEARD IT OMG
MysteriousGirlAnime I did
almost? i thought he was already
MysteriousGirlAnime ....he said f*** Phil. ...HDVNRGSNSFRHFFBDFWNRVDJ
12:00 Goldfish are supposed to live 15-20 years. However, they actually need WAY bigger habitats to live than just a fishbowl, and they will often grow bigger with more space. Most domesticated goldfish barely live a year because people don't know how to properly care for them, due to all the misinformation out there. The fact that Phil's goldfish lived so long just shows that he is a good person and genuinely cares about animals enough to research how to provide for all their needs and keep them safe and healthy.
DANIEL *JAMES* HOWELL SHARES MY IDOL'S MIDDLE NAME
OMG
*nudge*
harry *james* potter
Avery Chappell I love you for this comment.
Niall or Liam?
Kayla Fowler I thought the same thing😂
you know you're trash when you instantly think of mikey way
dan why are you wearing colour are u ok
Emily P let him live
Elizabeth Davies he's already ded
Phantrash#2022 I didn't say she wasn't joking?
Emily P hahah
Emily P GERARD
can we just appreciate their background photo on the computer is a volcano
I guess Dan IS on fire.
sorry, I'll leave now
much fandom lol
+
Cupcake Without The Icing plus
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Literally don’t care how old these videos are I will always come back to them! Something about the old UA-cam, and just Dan and Phil is calming and brings me back to a happier moment.
Why when Dan basically said 'Fuck me' Phil made his "Excited face"...?
he made the face b4 he said it but ok
megan stop it.
I can't stop replaying that part😂
dan: "aveda kedavra"
phil: *dies*
dan: finally...
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Idea: dan vs Phil: cards against humanity
Just imagining Phil playing that makes me laugh XD
Anne IJzerman lol who was he playing it with??
Cathy M I saw it in one of Zoë's old vlogs. I think it was her, Dan, Marcus, Louise and a few more; the British youtube crew.
yeah and phil won
jesus christ... nooo xD
dan: **voldemort things**
phil: **has seizure**
Pinof 1: "i would bang Voldemort"
Is it just me or does Dan like to put his head up close to Phil and just stare at him
Or they're just pretty good friends that like to mess around. -_-
Johnny Nichols I'm glad someone said it
ikr he's doing it recently more and more often
yea ive noticed it since the baking vid. they seem more open
Guys they're best friends. Best friends act like that all the time
"its been 84 years" me: screams
Kawaii Tribute I had to scroll way too far down to find a comment mentioning this
Kawaii Tribute SAME
Ani Schmidberger this better get to number one
Kawaii Tribute same
ITS BEEN SO LONG
I was watching this with a friend as the ball dropped. AKA my first words of the year were "Dan, no."
Phil: says Wayward
Me: carRY ON MY WAYWARD SONNNNNNNN
.....there'll be peace when you are done.....
lay your weary head to rest
don't you cry no more
Victoria Greenleaf I am the wayward Hayward
. . . Once I rose above the noise and confusion . . .
_if dan was a animal he would be the dog president of memes I swear-_
middy ew no probably not
"why is my hamster.."
STOP IMMEDIATELY
Why does Phil - have a cereal fetish
How does Dan - will himself to live
Well we all know who wrote those
Fast forward to 2019 when Phil actually got a fish and Dan decorated the tank
im so impressed they've kept up with gamingmas congrats
Emily P ikr
Emily P QW GACE THW DAME PFP
Emily P Gerard
Emily P *GaYmingmas 😂
My smol bean's picture!! :)
ok so they said it was like "family fortunes" is that like the "family feud" of the UK?
egg yolk I think so
egg yolk yas
Jannat
O
egg yolk yeh
In Phils slow mo speech it sounded to me like he said bulbasaur🤣
That sideways emoji reminds me of the sideways "e" in Google
"Where can I buy human babies?" This is the content I love.
Has no one noticed Phil saying 'It's been 84 years...' PINOF anyone?
Ethe Myst I DID!! :)
Meredith Aguilar omg name twins my names Meredith too spelled the same way :o
Frank the goldfish....HOO anyone?
Where my demigods at?!
I am actual HOO trash
Literal Trash I DIDN'T REMEMBER THAT. I'm in shame
Literal Trash YESH BRO
omgggg yaas frank and hazel is my otp next to dan and phil, and percy and annabeth
Literal Trash AYY HI DEMIGODS! Who's y'all's godly parent? Mine's Poseidon.
Is Dan.....
Not wearing Black?!?!!!???
Phandøm Trash Can that brand died a while ago 😂
Phandøm Trash Can ikr What is HAPPENING
Phandøm Trash Can I KNOW I HATE IT TOO
Allymcpally bts born to slay
Phil, Phil is what's happening
OH
MY
GOOOOOODDD!
phil: how do you spell philosophers?!
me: English language degree...
dan later when he says “how do you spell sorcerers?!”: english language degree...
me and dan. same mind
Dan is more colorful than Phil...... WHAT IS HAPPENING!
Morgan Wells No,NO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Why does phil- have a cereal fetish" WHAT THE HELL WHICH ONE OF YOU WEOTE THAT!?
BUTTER GLUTTON FOREVER!
that's what I was thinking! I was like "did-did phil really write that? has dan been writing them? wait what"
Joanne Dalima im think Dan writes almost all of them 😂
Your name tho
No caps. Definitely Dan
livenarrator I love how obvious that is
"I'm almost on you, Dan"
ooh, are you now?
Lizzy Bruce 😏
i mean usually it goes that way
the things he said after that as well...
Dan: “How to look sick” Stop trying to get time off work
Also Dan: *told his employers he had diarrhea to party with his friends*
"why is my hamster..."
my mind went to a really dark place
Ferz Hidalgo same
Ferz Hidalgo
*points to door* L E A V E
Emily Buffington Make sure you close the door
Elise C the goddamn door
Ferz Hidalgo so did mine!!😂🙈😳 Help me...
Well a dog just became president
Robyn Meg (more like a Cheeto)
Lawyer of Can Town lmfao 😂😂
Robyn that's an insult to dogs.
Robyn do not put Donald trump and dogs in the same category
Robyn don't disrespect dogs that way
Phil: kinda like Family-
Me: feud
Phil:fortunes
Me:what
Karis Alpire Over here it Britain it family fortunes it the same as family feud
Karis Alpire it's what we call family feud in the UK
Karis Alpire same
Karis Alpire It's a UK thing. We're totally cool
Karis Alpire Ikr
I heard: "Whoever gets the most points, is the weiner. Whoever loses, sucks."
Me: 😱 WHAT DID I MISS HERE???
*reads 'what did I miss?'*
THOMAS WE ARE ENGAGED-
He said winner not weiner
pain and more pain EYYYYY HAMILTON
pain and more pain IN A BATTLE FOR A NATION’S VERY SOULLLLLLL
pain and more pain
Thomas: Oh, are we? Coolio
"why is my goldfish..." me: NAMED SUSAN
Vlada Kaplunova 😂😂😂😂😂
smol lees must be protected ikr I see Steve all the time in this quiz
Vlada Kaplunova susan 4
but the real question is, why isn't A PET NAMED STEVE AMIRITE??
Susan the black cat (anyone catch my reference?)