Ozzy Man Reviews: CCTV
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Here's me commentary on a bunch of CCTV footage, the ups and downs, the wins and fails (mostly fails), enjoy and have a mint weekend ya legends! O-Man
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Source Videos:
1. Accident in Garage (ViralHog): • Moped Accident in Gara...
2. fight with a bug: Submitted by a fan
3. Crashing into the house: • Toyota Highlander Cras...
4. Garage door: • Video
5. Busted by the cops: www.reddit.com...
6. Bike spinning at the gate: Unknown
7. Airport: • Bad day at Work | Funn...
8. Boy in the lift: www.reddit.com...
9. Glass: www.reddit.com...
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You could say that was a piss poor idea.
you could. you did!
You win this comment section. Congratulations!
COMEDIAN
@Ace 06 Great one. I´ll bet not many people will get it.
Ba dum tiss!
It was so satisfying to see the kid stuck in the lift
Lmfao Ikr
@@ilcondottierocartografo6770 I wish I could have seen his face when they showed him the footage
@@hevmetalfan3855 same 😂
If I were building security I'd make him clean that elevator.....with his tongue😠
I’m with Ozzy Man, blaming every awful thing in the world on that pissant
Love how he's boxing and protecting his chin from the hook the fly must be trying to land.
Yes, but that was Mikey Pencey's Fly (gorged on BS and ready to rock and roll)!
That was a seriously pissed fly
@Skunk Ape Butt hurt?
It was night time, so probably a beetle or moth. Second, that stance ain’t blocking any hook. A bigger insect could’ve given him a better fight!Sorry, boxer here 👋🏼
@@jflack6 Definitely a fly, it woke up to the smell of BS emanating from drowsy Mike.
The debate was clearly won by Harris, the fly was only an humorous interlude.
Sorry, black belt in origami here.
Pissing inside an elevator is wrong on so many levels...
Typical chinese
Agreed. I mean what’s the storey with that?
I see what you did there. 😂😂😀
Hopefully, he got the shaft.
But it was surely escalated right to the top.
I love how theatrically the elevator conked-out. The buttons coulda just stopped working, but instead it flashed ALL the lights and trapped him inside like he'd just pissed on the Doomsday Machine
I would almost think security was watching it and they have some button to make the elevator go ''mental mode'' specially for these kind of situations.
@@Dani-it5sy if not, they should.
Maybe put that in the suggestion box?
It had to happen one day. Elevators had to fight back against Dickheads.
A piss sensor that triggers a Barry Manelow loop track and the door lock
Bet the lil wanker started crying, wish we could've heard
Looks like urine alot of trouble boy.
Got caught in the act.
Mate this is so underated! U need more likes 😂
Yah I bet the people working there were pissed off lol
😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@Someguy137 nah...they just went with the flow...
They probably had to bring in an elevator wiz to fix the thing.
Wasp-boxing, one of my greatest skills.
Oscar Gren here before you get top comment
"Wasp-boxing 👌 🙌 😍
Ahh yes wasp-boxing, a great sport, right up there with spiderweb-karate.
Channeling your inner Bruce Lee. Sound effects as well..
I'm a Moth puncher, wannabe butterfly pricks.
I'm so glad the electrics went out in that lift
*elevator
Go have another
@@illhaveanother4365 "dian ti" (dee an tee) it's in China so it's dian ti, you're welcome.
@@illhaveanother4365 Lift*, also go have another
ClOsE eNoUgH
why would he pee on the buttons! why!
CCP brainwashing program.
karma kicked his butt 😂😂
Some men just want to watch the world burn
Poor parenting.
My guess this was in Singapore. They a lot of that there.
Not gonna lie. If that woman had stayed on the bike, that wheelie-spin would have been sick 😂
It would be funnier if he just drove off, after the lady fell from the bike.
@@timj. or if she got back on n it happened again
Yeh because of wifeys we can't do all our #OldenGolden shit
@@stradegy3338 they’re probably the sensible ones. Without them we would probably all be dead by now 😂 👌
“Off to the pub I go” is going to be stuck in my head for the next three days and honestly I’m not even mad.
Nobody singing that where I live since all pubs are closed due to lockdown
Bars are open here, if they serve food(pretty much all bars serve some food). But then again we have over 200,000 dead in what 5-6 months. So there is that.
how did they run into each other with suchh large space just aed aawsdfw fesd
@@ghyul6263 You knew it was going to happen, but yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking.
What you can do is listen to an even more stupid song to get the previous one out of your mind. With the second one I suggest you to dance till you’re dead...
WTF happened in 2020 is gonna be wild
That's going to be a fucking marathon viddy
DUDE
Unless O-man makes a what went right in 2020 vid. Blimy, That will be shorter than a boy band career.
@ozzyman, please make it a 20:20min video
November in US will provide a lot of content for sure
So he pissed on the buttons. Then touched the buttons that he just pissed on.
Nope, he touched the very top bottoms that his weak bladder couldn't piss up to
I touch the buttons I piss on all the time, its the buttons pissed on by other parties I avoid touching.
Absolutely no forethought when you are that stupid.
Mariusz Krzeszewski Which ones don’t you piss on? Just asking for a friend.
Don't kink shame the guy Stephen.
I love how Ozzy gives everything on Earth it's own personality. "This bloke, Sheila, human, mammal, wanka, truck..." 😂
my fav is *spready*
And spready to the god 😂
@@viewpointvortex6 spreadie*
The elevator one was the greatest example of karma I've ever seen
I literally cant think of a better example and I LOVE karma videos. This is the gold standard. (PS-hope you've had a good year
Pissing on electrics... is that live streaming?
That’s a good one. 😂👍
@Vibrant JAPAN wut
I wonder, is it possible for electricity to travel up a piss stream and electrocute someone?
I'd wager someone has died this way, somewhere in the world.
@@WhoThisMonkey Mythbusters tested that
@@MpGuitar16 , what, they tested "don't whiz on the electric fence!"?
That guy turned into Mike Tyson against that fly.
He didn’t bike it’s ear off tho
More like Muhammad Ali. He gives new meaning to floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee.
Wtf are these bots in the comments
That defense and arrogance.. looked more like Mayweather..
imagine walking by and u see a guy in front of hes door like that
When the elevator stopped working and it went dark, he was Seriously pissed!
yeah probably have been swiping his ass on the pissed floor on the dark
Pissback
He would have pissed his pants, but he was fresh out.
"Porsche"
JDM fanboys: "Excuse me, good sir, but that is a Nissan."
@Boss Hog 370 :)
😂 "Porsche". But let's face it , even though it's not a Porsche, a Porsche owner would do that and hit the wall afterwards, so right on Oz man you big bloody beautiful Bastard👌🏻😂
I own a 2017 Porsche 911 Turbo S. That was another older version of the 911 Turbo. Not a 350z
@@scottyweimuller6152 it isn't a 911 Turbo. Not in any way, own whatever the fuck you want. Doesn't make that car a 911 Turbo.
@@scottyweimuller6152 370z. The headlights, door handles and the shape of the quarter window. The fact that you own a Porsche just promotes the idea that you're looking at a familiar shape and jumping to conclusions. There's even a flash of a silver badge is one of the frames.
2:00
Guy goes to shake police mans hand
Cop: Yeah Nah
LOL
I'm just happy I'm not the only one who noticed that.
Finishes breaking the gate oh hello officer how are you doing today can I help you
It was as if he knew him and was like "hey what's up? You didn't see anything right? (Wink wink)"!!! Officer is like, "Put your hand down I got the captain in there, your fucked unfortunately!!!"
@@clintbeastwood2313 *you're*
😂😂😂😂😂😂I blame the button pissing lad for 2020
It is a well known scientific law, The Butterfly Effect
Of course we should! Because of him, the scientist that had to carry the vial of the experimental corona virus had to take the stairs, where he slipped and dropped the vial of COVID-19.
The button pissing lad would still be a better president for the USA
@Chillax007 Well, that got racist quicker than usual.
@Chillax007 say whaat? Covid is a scam or am I missing something?
Who wins.
1 Elevator.
Or 1 cheeky pissy boi.
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGAGAGAGA!! But I am the cool UA-camr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so IT is all good! Thanks for you attention dear two
Porsche or Nissan 370z?
Nissan 370Z
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I was slightly offended by this. Then I remembered all Porsche drivers are wankers.
...I'm a Porsche driver, I still stand by that statement 100% ☺
”Oh, thats Dads house” ”Pay ya f*ckin child support Derek! ” 😂😂😂😂
"Get a fekkin job, Sheryl"
It was like Brian's mothers voice from monty python
The “funny” thing is, one of my old foster dads is named Derek and he was/is an awful and useless pos!
As someone who works in a cinema and has had to deal with more piss in elevators than you would probably think. That clip put a smile on my face.
That fly was just an excuse the guy used to show off his slick moves in front of the camera
He's a cheap wanker
So fly was a paid actor, yes? xd
Technique was pedestrian at best
Yeah he knew the camera was watching
Got em
Every man over 50 is sayin' *_"I used to be able to piss that high."_*
I'm in my late fifties and I'd be struggling to reach the basement.
Might be time for a prostate checkup there
I'm 51 and I can still piss into my mouth. Don't judge me.
@@alien4053 To be fair, maybe you pissing in your mouth is natural for you since you're an alien.
I lost it when the lights started flickering
"Good day officer, I was going to pay. I blame the media" LMFAO 😂😂 OMG that was f***ing hilarious.
There are layers in that commentary that some people just... can't... unpack.
2:26 they had all that space in an airport runway and still crashed into each other
Do you ever just read comments and think “damn, i wish i wrote that😔”
Don't sell yourself short. We were just to late to show our genius.
Apparently many people do because the comment section on 90% of videos is filled with people who’ve copied other people’s witty comments!
@@ILoveMyOrchids That's why I always read the comments first before I post my "original" comment.
I read "urine a lot of trouble" trouble comment and was thinking that very thing
I read the comments to see how other people reacted to the content, other people's perspectives are fascinating or banal. I comment if I've got something to share.
My life has changed for the better ever since I found your channel. I have never laughed so much in life and for that I thank you!
Same here. I don't know how I came across his channel but I love it. Sometimes I laugh so hard i cry 😅
My family finds disturbing how loud I laugh when I watch Ozzy vids. 🤣
Same 👍😊
You need new friends.
Somebody gotta tell me how to stop watching these videos, it’s two days I’m not getting anything done, shit they’re so funny
Hey mate, you still stuck in the realm of funny youtube videos?
@@shivamnayak8306 holy shit, yes I am. Ozzy man still get me hooked like nothing else, but I’ve already watched all of his past videos
@@diedrino Same here mate, anyway have a good day.
@@shivamnayak8306 you too!
Thank God I'm not the only one that went down this rabbit hole
Mom’s voice while taking her wrath out on dad’s house 😂
Dad Derek must have been a wanker
I can only hope that she was using dad's car - otherwise it could only be a pyrrhic victory.
*@1:34 its a Nissan 370z, sorry for correcting it. But my OCD got triggered
Was searching for that... haha
@@SpoonerTV was searching for those... lol
jep literally same here
porsche*
Paused to check for comments about the Porsche actually being a Nissan. Leaving satisfied
Same, lol. Now I can continue watching in peace.
3 years late, but yeah nah, defo a Nissan !
0:18 Float like a butterfly, sting like a size 13 shoe.
"Off to the pub we go" should have been changed to "Back from the pub we come" for the 2 luggage cart drivers
Legend Say that Pissed Boy still Stuck at the elevator 13floor
U mean his skeleton
fun fact: in China, they tend to skip the 4th floor because the word for 4 sounds very similar to the word for death.
@@sadlerbw9 kinda like some in the west do with 13.
But there ain't no 13 floor in that building 😥😟
@Ben Louis Good to know! I figured some other countries might do the same, but didn't know for certain other than China.
3:40 "I reckon that's broken" 😂
"Ffs you're not Tom cruise" literally got me dying inside 🤣🤣🤣
Lost it at "Ffs you're not Tom Cruise".
Lost it at "he does a spinny fucken wheely" 😂
"Valid comment"
At 2:05 that guy tried to introduce himself 😂 .. that's cheeky
I saw that lame move... 😄
Lol scrolling through comments to find this 👍
If a small boy pisses on elevator button just for fun then it's a sign that he is not good for humanity.
Being good for humanity is a good thing?
@@Noutelus you have a very good point sir. My whole opinion about that little button pissing dickhead is changed now.
I hope he got a phone book up side his head
That is why the lift didn't leave him
E X E C U T E H I M
2:08 “fuck the gate didn’t get rid of her, gotta do it myself”
Lmao
Ge looks so triumphant after that happened
Its funny how a cop car just happened to show up as that guy tore off the barrier. Also, that kid who literally took the piss got smacked in the face with karma.
Whenever the world is in shit, its nothing cut scenes to Yanet Garcia cannot cure
Amén 😂
Fun fact... button pisser was a young Kim Jong Un.
Wrong kim jong un cannot pee.
Instant Karma
If it was a young kim jong, the security guy watching the video and all his family/neighbour/ acquaintances/pets should be dead by now, the bulding destroyed, the all town burned and the elevator's company closed.
*Xi Jinping
Does North Korea have an elevator? 😲
The dude that saw a flying insect and immediately went to fighting stance made me lmao.
I dont get it why he didn't run away, i would have said ...hey you want the front porch ..Is yours and run lol
he went full "wanna throw hands bruh". had a good laugh :'D
1:05 that voice you did sounded exactly like Brian’s mum from Life Of Brian!
So your father was a Woman?
*Pisses on elevator buttons*
Now that is a bruh moment wtf
0:48 he even flexed biceps after killing a wasp with his shoe wow
Classic human :D
I like him. Shows respect for his opponent.
0:04 everyone is concerned for the moped bcoz its a moped hospital not the human hospital
Humans can go anywhere else
0:19 should start with "WELCOME TO FIGHT DAAAAAY"
Pretty sure it at night!
“Off to the pub I go” famously sang by goats but now a popular hit amongst humans
Ozzy man, you are truly national treasure! You ought to be given Australian of the year award.
Shoe vs Fly. Winner: Fly. Always Fly. It's coming for you too!
The fly lost though
@@gerRule Thats what you think. Then, the fly gets you!
Ah yes, lets blame the pissing guy in the elevator for the corona virus.
He pissed on God's elevator buttons.
he glitched the Matrix
Works for me.
@@andrewwestberry1841 lol
So true, that little dickhead deserves that blame🤣
"FFS you're not Tom Cruise." LMAO!
It made me happy to see that the kid got what he deserved and couldn’t get out of that elevator
“ Wrekin it’s on camera?” “Cause it’s on camera motherfucker we work at a airport” mate lost my shit was just so on point
You never know how some people managed to get their driving license or did they?
Lol true tho
Simple bribery
can't wait for "what the F**** happened in 2020" series tbh
its gonna have Prequels and Sequels
@@marcsr71 And more than 7 episodes long.
I'll be honest, I didn't know the meaning of CCTV till ozzyman said it
I was looking for this comment. Me too! 😂
"Pay your fucking child support!!!"
Way to dam funny.
“ in flies an impatient wanker with a Porsche, who decides waiting 30secs is worse, than f**king up the car”🤣🤣🤣🤣 that really got me, so damn true
The most funny moment for me was the airport one 😂😂 all that open space and yet the crash in to each other.
The Ground Traffic Controllers were on strike, leaving the motorists using VDR rules to "See and avoid." Maybe they need to go to instruments.
All the years of my family talking trash about me staying up all night...Look at me now mom I just watched a fresh Ozzy Man video and it was glorious.
Yeah, this totally see through pane of glass is going to activate the sensor to keep the door from closing!
And why not stare at the pane of glass as it is being crushed by an elevator? What's the worst that could possibly go wrong?
I really, REALLY wanted to see arcing electricity for Piss Boi.
Dammit.
Have to settle for a Labour Camp Internment.
Button per year should do it.
Videos like this remind me that the prerequisites for existence are very, very low
This is why everyone should need a licence to procreate.
@@pjani14 You know that form people have to fill out to prove they're allowed to get their kids back? They should have to fill it out before having kids as well.
yeah i wanna blame him too
1:17 even Vin Diesel couldn't do it in one take.
0:18 Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Hands can't hit what the eyes can't see.
- Muhammad Ali
Love your channel. You have the most biting comments. "I'm not gonna let the government tell me what I can or cannot exit. I'm not a sheep...I blame the media" 😂
The boxing match between the guy and the fly was better than the jake Paul / Nate Robinson one
Pissing on the elevator? Jesus Christ mate 😂😂
Float like a butterfly, sting like the man against the wasp
It is my tea time and Ozzy man's notification popped up, Best thing happened to me today till now
It's super funny how the wife on the motorcycle was able to still have her phone in her hand through all that😂🤣
21st century -problem- skills
21st century idiocy, humans are getting stupider by the day
1:40 i think that is a nissan 270z
Elevator door was about to open but was like nah
I hope the next person in was trying to spread COVID by licking all the elevator buttons.
🤮
Dude. Brilliant!
so the twist is the kid was just trying to sterilize all the buttons because of covid.
That would be true poetic justice.
2:20 😂😂😂😂 you make me laugh every dayy . Glad I found your channel
Makes you want to visit Australia, don't it?
2:20 😂😂😂spat my food out laughing
Why is it that this bloke has such excellent aim at hitting the buttons, when my brothers can barely get towards the toilet bowl? Then at 2am in the morning I either step in the piss, sit down on it, or fall bum first into the toilet bowl. It only gets worse.
1:36 reminded me of Mr Bean
I love that episode :)
I was so happy when I saw that little block that pissed in the elevator and got locked up ... that made my day! thank you very much Ozzy Man
Best way to get rid of the missus ever. Winner of the #1 break-up ever.
3:35 How the fuck did they think that glass was going to fit?
Ozzy when are you going to post another destination f*cked video my dad really loves those videos
The baggage handlers at the airport are always on their phones
Crazy videos OZ MAN.. almost peed on myself .. so U RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT , to vote for u 👍💪😂
There is no president in Australia
@@drleishaobo give it a month, they turf out PM's more often than they have hot pies.
...thank you, Ozzy Man - your videos never fail to improve my life. 🙏❤️🔥
#legend
0:30 dude with a HAT on takes off SHOE to swat at flying bug. You can't write this stuff!
That guy was like "I'm gunna dance like a butterfly and get stung by a bee".
Totally underrated comment. Fucking hilarious
Aww shit guys this is me first underrated and totally underrated comment, comments AND 10 fuckin likes, I'm starting to get a migraine from me head swelling. Cheers.
@@coolhandluke1503 🤣😜
It’s like a little bit less family friendly daz games 😂 he’s hilarious!
Ozzie Man’s latest episode of “People heading to DESTINATION F**KED!!!” ✊️😝 I couldn’t stop laughing at this 😂😂😂
Ozzy man is the only channel I don't mind watching unskipable ads for 🙌🙌
"Half strength beer". What does it actually mean ?
It means it's not actually beer.
بذاكرتك راجعي حواراتنا. شوقي كم كانت عميقة زمان و كيف صارت سطحية اخر اكمن شهر. بس لاحظي و فكك من الاسباب و انتي لحالك. بس نحكي بنفرظهم.