I made the mistake of watching this on the train home from work, now everyone is looking at me like I'm a nutter cos I can't stop laughing at those hamsters 😂
The fight club at the end 🤣🤣 It's like that scene from Indiana Jones where the bloke does all that flashy stuff with a sword and Indiana just shoots him. 🤣🤣
All of your videos are hilarious but this is the first time I've lost my shit laughing since watching the Penguins trying to walk over the rope!! Classic narrated slapstick- nothing better!!
Okay, imagine my confusion right now, I was watching an angry Australian man commentate on a lizard battle, I took a nap, turned on my phone, and then I was watching a strip dance without switching to another vid
So here's what you do about icy driveway. Get an extra pair of socks that you don't care about. Put them over your shoes to walk out to the car. The fabric will stick to the ice so you won't slip. Theoretically. I've never actually tried. it.
I just love the way everybody's driving past like "oh yea there's some giant fuckin dinosaurs fighting in the middle of the road" "oh yea"! As once said by a fuckin awsome ozzy..."Fuck me dead"!
It's good to know the post nut shot walk transcends species, we all walk the same after taking the hit
Belvie i cant even walk when i m hurt in the balls
more than once 😢
Lmao that clip and the hamster one hurt my feelings
We should bring all world leaders together and then kick'em in the balls. World peace. Except women though.
I lost my shit, Laughed out LOUD thanks again - the cure for the blues he is
When the bear gets hit you can clearly see the delay between the moment of being hit in the nuts and the moment it realises its been hit in the nuts 😄
MrTakeshi763 those 3 seconds between contact and the swelling pain that never stops intensifying
😂😂
Also, 100th like! 💪😎
Always takes a second or two!
@@drkushajagadeesh6347 nobody and I mean nobody cares who liked a video first that's so fucking lame.
😂😂😂 I laughed myself out
How am I supposed to get any shut-eye when I am clutching in pain from the laughter?
Rain Juice hold your breath
Had me going with the hamster commentary...lmao
I hated that bit bcos hamsters get cut in half with those dumb metal wheels, they should be filled in. I was O.o the whole time! Hammy got lucky.
@@angelkotilainen I use a knife to cut hamsters in half but whatever works.
Tht mantis is savage .
RAZZA are you that lazy you can’t even type an extra letter?🤷🏼♀️
I made the mistake of watching this on the train home from work, now everyone is looking at me like I'm a nutter cos I can't stop laughing at those hamsters 😂
"I used to be a tree."
I laugh everytime. and send it to my friends everytime.
thank you, ozzy. your videos are reason for getting older.
Literally had me laughing from start to finish. I reckon you're one of the funniest bastards on the platform. Makes sense that you used to do standup.
Best tourism ad for Sydney, Australia!!
Kung fu mantis 😂😂😂😂
Fighting styles really were created by animals....🤔
Do forget the greco- Roman wrestling lizard's
I’m a simple man, spready cracks me up every time 😂. Keep it up u Aussie legend
Ow man the hamster weel was really too good to be true.
Full matrix to regain the power over the hamster weel. Brilliant!
Little Doug hammie gets back to level 3 after an impressive double flip. That made my day 😂
Julie needs to be filled in🤣🤣
"One minute you're thinking about your life next minute you're fighting for your life" 😂😂😂
I relate to this so much lmao
That dude sliding down his driveway is super lucky he fell on the grass instead of the concrete...
I have to move to Sydney ASAP and get me some spinning spreadies for me stiffy!!!
Legend say the bear still rolling on the ground
I didn't know whether to laugh at or cry for that bear lmao 😭
10:55 "and he gets knocked the fuck out" probably with a severe brain damage... 😂😅😅 I was laughing about an hour. Can't stop
Ozzy man, your vids never fails to cheer me up. I hope you're having a good day too. That is all :)
I laughed so faaaaacking hard I gave myself an asthma attack...omfackingG!!!!! That poor 🐻 bear
ShinerBock2007 hi dear
@@tullo5564 hi sweetheart
The fight club at the end 🤣🤣 It's like that scene from Indiana Jones where the bloke does all that flashy stuff with a sword and Indiana just shoots him. 🤣🤣
All of your videos are hilarious but this is the first time I've lost my shit laughing since watching the Penguins trying to walk over the rope!! Classic narrated slapstick- nothing better!!
Okay, imagine my confusion right now, I was watching an angry Australian man commentate on a lizard battle, I took a nap, turned on my phone, and then I was watching a strip dance without switching to another vid
Ozzy man isn’t angry lol
You know it's a casual day when two giant lizards are fighting in the middle of the street.
Bro commentating on the pole dancing animals was gold. Your fukn awesome
“Horny-ness is clearly seasonal”.
If only Ozzy. If only.
Dammit Ozzy! I'm trying to study for finals!!
I have exams tomorrow 😂
last one is from a film called never back down its not real
harry tooke lol I was hoping someone else would recognize that. 🤦🏼♂️
eh, it was still funny as shit xD
Good movie :D
Haha thatast fight clip has me dying right now! 😂😂😂😂
that acrobatic fighter getting insta-knocked out isn't real it's from the movie Never Back Down xD
good sight, 3:02 on this vid for the real scene
ua-cam.com/video/MJCWfPk9_48/v-deo.html
Congrats your the millionth person to say this.
“He’s not Bear Grylls , he doesn’t have the skills” That’s good clever comedy. I discovered your channel recently your funny as shit
The best commentator on the farkin planet... Ozzy Man you are epic my man, just farkin epic!!!
"sweet crikey Mosus"
The Miss Pole Dance had me in tears.. seriously.. 😂😂😂
The worst thing about that guy falling on ice is not the pain from the fall. Its being roasted by Ozzy Man by looping the video 256 times
This has to be the best one yet, I was crying just 3 minutes into the video
10:22 lmao this one is just gold
8:54 They do shit like this and then ban violent video games?
they wanna reduce violence, and promote more sex. australia needs it, your continent has more red back spiders than humans.
Im so glad u caught on late to this guys channel because now I've got lots of content to keep me entertained.
9:18 to 10:20 may be the funniest thing I have ever seen. Love your awesomeness Ozzy Man!!!!
"I was part of the crew that took out Saruman" hahahahhahahaha almost died!!!!
I think this guy is the funniest man alive
Best version of the Adam & Eve story EVER.
Preying mantis was the shit!!!
Pole dance was so-so...
UA-cam got it right! 12 views and 10 likes
Aktazf and one ad.
Ozzy Man sets the tone for the day...........Yeah........Oh HELL Yeah.
Lmao that hamster sequence got me
Funny AF... major props to your channel.. keep it going m8..🤓👍
I saw that last one, the fight, probably 15 years ago and I've never forgotten it.
This is by far one of my favourite
"Do you have a digestive system, DO YOU SHIT"
I would love to ask that to somebody, with that accent.
The nut-shot bear gets me every time 😂
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard then I just did after watching the man slide down his driveway. Lol
Dougie the hamster is the mvp lmao
"The leopard is presenting" 😂
The rest was just "whatever" but with the mantis I just lost it.
Dougie is my new hero with that move!
One minute you're thinking about your life, the next minute you're fighting for your life...BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! F*cking hilarious!
Lol that superman punch in the end.
That last one was from a fight sequence of Never Back Down..must have been taken during the actual shoot..
"Doing an impersonation of Cool Runnings" Jeez, Ozzy Man deserves a lot more money than he's (probably) getting.
muzak at end was a nice touch
Last scene was from never back down movie. Either way love the video.
Bear is not a bear Grills he doesn't have skills 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Butt cheek powered orbiting lmfao
Multiple orbiting spready
That bear could rip me apart! But I still feel sorry for that poor bastard! 🍺😎👍
All the guy slipping had to do, was to stop fighting it 😂 he would of been fine then, lol!
The bear!
I watch this a lot it's great...
Sweet crikey moses!
“Butt cheek powered orbiting”. Simply genius!
aussies are the king of quip i swear
a whiskey and a gobbie. thats paradise
Tim's at it again! Lmao
Pole dancers? I need fullscreen for that!
That fight at the end is from Never back down. But still funny tho
10:50 the left ear turns into a "?" lmao The white part of his ears for anyone that didn't get it from the start.
Lol the fight scene at 11:30 is from the movie never back down
So I just bought a ticket to Sydney after this particular compilation.
Didn't realise you were from Perth too.
The last scene is from Never Back Down.
So here's what you do about icy driveway. Get an extra pair of socks that you don't care about. Put them over your shoes to walk out to the car. The fabric will stick to the ice so you won't slip. Theoretically. I've never actually tried. it.
The fight was actually from the movie Never Back Down.
This is the best rocket racoon part of guardians of the galaxy 3 10:22
The mixed martial arts is a scene from the movie Never Back Down
'The leopard is presenting..'
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I watch your videos like 20 times each dude
The hamster bent the knee 😂😂😂
Hahahaha. "Visit Sydney Today!"
that hamster had me fucked up haha
GOLD..THx Aussie man 🤭
You are a Scream!!! 🤣
I just want to see Ozzy Man commentaries of strictly stripper routines. 10/10 mate. All day!
I just love the way everybody's driving past like "oh yea there's some giant fuckin dinosaurs fighting in the middle of the road" "oh yea"! As once said by a fuckin awsome ozzy..."Fuck me dead"!
“Ohhhh fuuuuuck”
lmfao 🤣
The mantis one fucking killed me
Some great Greco Roman Wrestling @ 4:13.
Ya.... The ref just walks away like.... "Fuck it! He's dead!"
Miss Pole Dance: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME AUSTRALIA HAS CULTURE????