This is literally something that my teacher last year said “You guys can’t complain about homework because all you do is go home and play video games” 1 we have sports 2 family time 3 eating That all takes about 4 to 6 hours So no, that’s not ‘all we do’
I was told by a former student that they were given a zero because they got every math question right because they thought they were cheating. The student is a valedictorian from their old school.
8:01 triggered me cuz the teacher is STUPID. The student was not asked who ate more pizza, he was asked how Marty was able to more pizza while only having eaten 4/6 of the pizza. The student is correct there.
Teachers: "You're not going to walk around with calculators in our pockets" Also teachers looking for the 16 year old who walks around with a pen, paper and a ruler, with a diagram of a triangle that some random guy needs to find the area of
I usually get good grades and all the teachers are like "she is the most reliable student here" no girly, i just have a minor heartattack the day its due and scribble/type it down as fast as i possibly can all while trying to be cool about it
8:48 there are 3 possible answers as i’m a musician Top left just write down my music and then i have the entire piece memorized in 10 minutes Bottom left, makes tests easier Bottom right, laughs in $130 book for elementary piano class
1:23 One colour for every science. Green for Biology Yellow for Chemistry. Red for Physics. (For me) Edit: Thanks Vaz. You started a war in your own comments section. Now that's entertainment!
That should be illegal Either you’re exaggerating or your school needs to be looked into because the law requires breaks longer than 5 minutes especially for such a long day
Blue pill. Please. I need that desperately. I don't think I'll survive latin any longer without it. Plus seeing all the boys freak out at being muted would be hilarious
I feel like they should ask teachers if they care about people being bullied before hiring them because apparently a lot of them statistically dont uhh care at all
14:21 My keyboarding teacher always says "Oh dang!" after a student says something 'scandalous' or surprising so now anyone who ever has his classes says randomly in the same tone as the teacher's "Oh dang!"
1:30 💀💀💀 On the last day of the school year, (Depending on if I passed of course) I just walk out of the building, drop on my knees and start crying while saying: “Its over! It’s finally over!”😂😂😂(I don’t ACTUALLY do this, I just REALLY want to)
I can relate to most of these. Heres my life in school. Day 1: Awesome. I'm going to make so many friends! This is epic! Day 2: *introduces self to class* I'm happy, fun and exited. Month 1: SHUT UP ALARM! *late for school* WHY DOES THIS EXIST! Month 7: shut up... End of year: Teacher: How was your year? Me: I'm tired, depressed, stressed and angry
oh yeah today I got a lunch detention for Monday just because i flipped a bottle cap in lunch, The guy who was calling our tables told me to come to him (No pun intended) and I went to him and he said, whats your name, so i told him his name and he said, you have a lunch detention, bye bye. What is wrong with my school
Once in 9th grade the whole class got detention from the English teacher cuz they were too loud during English class, but I skipped the detention, and after it was over, one guy told me that some dude told the teacher I didn't show up to the detention, but she was like "oh that's ok, he wasn't making trouble during class anyways, it's ok for him to have skipped it". Welcome to my school life tales of a goody-two-shoes, lol.
@@spartanbeast3575 dang, kind of wild. That reminds me of the time where the same guy said we would not be seeing some people at the table tomorrow, but the next day everyone was there, I don't know if he was lying or his brain discombobulated
One time in 4th grade a kid almost made the whole class owe our lunch recess because they threw an eraser across the room… for the 3rd time. The same kid who threw the eraser had thrown it 2 times before. Thats my class (not my whole school, at least).
theory for why the bullied kid is always getting expelled it in trouble is that 1. the jocks/chavs have figured out how to not get caught 2. the teachers are used to jocks/chavs behavior so they don’t really care
0:54 Student: gets bullied School: puts up "no bullying" sign Two weeks ago I had to contact a grandkid's school because they'd been bullied in class, in front of the teacher, by a student.......the very first day of "End All Bullying" week.
10:36 This is actually very true, a kid at my old school (who was extremely rich) always thought he was like that. I don’t know why, it was the “cool” thing then I guess.
My senior year of highschool I wrote about a knife that makes you kill people and eat their hearts for my creative writing assignment. I was fully expecting to be sent to the counselor, but instead I got the English distinction award when I graduated.
Bro, high school is draining and depressing (if you just started but more fulfilling towards the end in your senior year (me) but you still have three years to go if your a freshman and those three years are hell) Also 7:48 relatable for me an introvert, I hate people, i hate conversing with them up close and in person, just give me a phone or computer with McDonald's/Sonic and i'll be happy the rest of the day. 11:44 that is not how it is at my school, the bus seats are just gray and hard as hell, its worse if you hit 'em cause there's a piece of metal in the middle of leather and hard foam. Mississippi school budget sucks, and we have to wear uniforms, no hoodies unless they have a zipper, no crocs, no headphones(bluetooth), no nose rings/earrings, and you have to pay $2 goddamn dollars to wear bluejeans, yeah no i'm keepin my money to spend on MLP, FNAF, and MHA products
I'm graduated from school and I LOVE stickers! And also I like writing in journals. I just personally find it organized. I don't understand why someone would judge based on that.
My English teacher was obsessed with this thing called a meta cognitive reflective task (basically three extra paragraphs about what you’ve learnt that lesson)
We had a math teacher who did magic tricks. You were damn lucky if you had him as a teacher and one year I did. We badgered him every lesson. My school implimented a 2 week timetable, one week was one schedual, week 2 was another and it alternated. Out of maths, english and science (science was split up into physics, biology and chemistry), out of 10 days I had maths for 9 days- 2 extra lessons more than english and science. Thank fudge that was back in 2004-2005.
School: cut your hair properly and have a generic hairstyle Me: grows my hair out like Luka Modric Student council president: Grows out his hair on the top while close-cropping it on the sides, then dyes it light brown School: One's a goody-two-shoes nerd and the other is a student council president, let's just ignore their hair
17:15 Honestly as a hogh school student, the thing that scares me the most about university/college is all of the memes talking about how difficult college is and how little high school prepares you.
English: Everything's abbreviated and shortened these days History: It's all in the past, just focus on the present Science: Coke + Mentos is all we need Math: *_CALCULATORS_*
1:23 Alright let me get the facts straight. Math is blue, English is red, Science is green, Social Studies is yellow. I don't care what you say, these are the official colours, deal with it.
Math blue and Science green seems right. English and Social Studies should either be yellow or red, but you can obviously use different colors if you want.
14:20 actually once i made a school meme, we was gardening and i took a shovel full of dirt and was like "take a bite, of some parasite, it will be tasty weather you like it or not" and that became a meme
4:03 is so relatable ngl like literally NO ONE wants to do it and then there's this awkward silence when the person tries to figure out what to say as we all wait. No seriously, I would rather do all the questions right and then get a 0 than indtroduce myself
Bro i was the first semester freshie at a music school who did 3 extra ensembles, 1 of which i was principal percussionist for so i mapped out the instrument set up and had to own every aux instrument I also was in 4 normal ensembles I accepted to do a debut performance for a duet that was at my level Had juries to play Played for the studio 4x the required amount Played at a concert at my old school on an alternate instrument Learned how to use electronic instruments for a performance Procrastinated EVERYTHING Went to PASIC on the other side of the country Did a couple extra performances here and there Btw this was my first semester of college so i also had to get into the swing of things for college and had no choice in schedule so i had an 8am class and up to 7 hours of class time
Actually math teachers like it when you use a different method to get the right answer, in my experience at least. Not that I did that in high school, but they did like it when someone did.
its basically like a deez nuts joke like candice sounds like can deez so they go “can deez 🥜 fit in ur 👄” yeah and that’s it yw i made it as clean as possible
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Invader zim memes please
You should make sad memes
persona 5 memes
Sonic memes
Car memes
Surviving a school day is like surviving thousands of bodybuilders.
Have you tried having a crush on a classmate? Helps a ton.
This is literally something that my teacher last year said
“You guys can’t complain about homework because all you do is go home and play video games”
1 we have sports
2 family time
3 eating
That all takes about 4 to 6 hours
So no, that’s not ‘all we do’
4 chores
5 THE ACTUAL HOMEWORK??
I swear teacher share video games so much
Probably because they grew up without them
And that’s not even the half of it, like part time jobs, studying, and other stuff.
religious stuff like church, mosque, etc too
I was told by a former student that they were given a zero because they got every math question right because they thought they were cheating. The student is a valedictorian from their old school.
thats actually crazy
That actually insane
thats actually stupid
This is what I’m afraid of on exams and that’s why I answer a couple of questions wrong
If the person did the exam fast it's credible why he got a zero
theres nothing worse than when the teacher says "the bell doesn't dismiss you, i dismiss you"
8:01 triggered me cuz the teacher is STUPID. The student was not asked who ate more pizza, he was asked how Marty was able to more pizza while only having eaten 4/6 of the pizza. The student is correct there.
agree
Yes we're they marked wrong bc that has been on a test for me and I got it right answer that different names but same thing
He is. He's so smart. I will forever be triggered that the teacher didn't give him the mark. I'd give it to him
Teachers: "You're not going to walk around with calculators in our pockets"
Also teachers looking for the 16 year old who walks around with a pen, paper and a ruler, with a diagram of a triangle that some random guy needs to find the area of
I usually get good grades and all the teachers are like "she is the most reliable student here" no girly, i just have a minor heartattack the day its due and scribble/type it down as fast as i possibly can all while trying to be cool about it
18:10, the “They looked like they’re 25!” took me out. 😂
I love his added commentary; it makes the videos so much more entertaining. ❤
8:48 there are 3 possible answers as i’m a musician
Top left just write down my music and then i have the entire piece memorized in 10 minutes
Bottom left, makes tests easier
Bottom right, laughs in $130 book for elementary piano class
VaazkL: "I loved group projects!"
He's clearly not an introvert
1:23 One colour for every science.
Green for Biology Yellow for Chemistry. Red for Physics. (For me)
Edit: Thanks Vaz. You started a war in your own comments section. Now that's entertainment!
How did you associate yellow with chemistry? (;´Д⊂)
Or you can be me and have 2 blue and 2 green notebooks, only using 1, and having no color associate with any subject
@@Bupboy Is that the case? I've never heard of people who don't associate words with specific colors ( •͈૦•͈ ) /gen
Bio and chem can both be green honestly, but math will always be blue
My physics notebook is black
@@defecticon9000 I always considered math to red
Don't forget "who asked"
true
True
Nah for us it’s “who” and then they pause “asked”
lol I like your pfp
Nah cry about it is goated
14:30 Therapist: American Vaazkl can't hurt you, he's not real.
American Vaazkl:
That is something I will never forget for as long as I live: Bri’ish people speaking American (no offense Vaz)
10:56, this meme is literally me. Like I actually have cried in maths class before… and I get top grades in it 😭
I've cried over math homework before, and I also get top grades 🥲
@ dude I cried to the teacher in the lesson, my humiliation knows no bounds 😭😔
1:31 THIS BRINGS BACK I SURVIVED BOOK MEMORIES DUDE
OH MY GOD A WHOLE NEW GENRE OD MEMORIES JUST GOT UNLOCKED
40 minutes of break would be like a miracle at my school, the day is almost 9 hours and we get less than 5 minutes of break.
That should be illegal
Either you’re exaggerating or your school needs to be looked into because the law requires breaks longer than 5 minutes especially for such a long day
Where do you go to school?
5:42 I Iove how he wrote his name as Super Churros on the top, I would give him another + for that!
Blue pill. Please. I need that desperately. I don't think I'll survive latin any longer without it. Plus seeing all the boys freak out at being muted would be hilarious
9:53, in our school we joke about how even our corrupt politicians would die of heart attack when they find about the school corruption
why do you think it is the way it is? who hired these people why?
9:18 didnt you hear about that one guy who said he invented the toaster
I feel like they should ask teachers if they care about people being bullied before hiring them because apparently a lot of them statistically dont uhh care at all
3:34 as a janitor I wish it was the floor rather than all over the windos and even on the fucking ceiling
1:25 Which ever subject was my favorite would get the folder that was my favorite color. Science was my favorite so it got green
I remember one time someone annoying said "it was a mistake" and my comeback was "you're the mistake!"
*KOKUSEN!!!* ahh response
14:21 My keyboarding teacher always says "Oh dang!" after a student says something 'scandalous' or surprising so now anyone who ever has his classes says randomly in the same tone as the teacher's "Oh dang!"
1:30 💀💀💀
On the last day of the school year, (Depending on if I passed of course) I just walk out of the building, drop on my knees and start crying while saying: “Its over! It’s finally over!”😂😂😂(I don’t ACTUALLY do this, I just REALLY want to)
8:46 bro i wouldpick the orange one since i could fr sleep with an entire dictionary and algebra book by my side
Same
What if you just slept by a phone
8:47 memorize everything I write and bring a stenograph to class
Bruh you don’t understand how much I need that +15 iq
6:58 WTF I LITERALLY DO THIS EVERY TIME
14:29: “gotta look sha®️p”
I can relate to most of these. Heres my life in school.
Day 1: Awesome. I'm going to make so many friends! This is epic!
Day 2: *introduces self to class* I'm happy, fun and exited.
Month 1: SHUT UP ALARM! *late for school* WHY DOES THIS EXIST!
Month 7: shut up...
End of year:
Teacher: How was your year?
Me: I'm tired, depressed, stressed and angry
oh yeah today I got a lunch detention for Monday just because i flipped a bottle cap in lunch, The guy who was calling our tables told me to come to him (No pun intended) and I went to him and he said, whats your name, so i told him his name and he said, you have a lunch detention, bye bye. What is wrong with my school
Once in 9th grade the whole class got detention from the English teacher cuz they were too loud during English class, but I skipped the detention, and after it was over, one guy told me that some dude told the teacher I didn't show up to the detention, but she was like "oh that's ok, he wasn't making trouble during class anyways, it's ok for him to have skipped it".
Welcome to my school life tales of a goody-two-shoes, lol.
@@spartanbeast3575 dang, kind of wild. That reminds me of the time where the same guy said we would not be seeing some people at the table tomorrow, but the next day everyone was there, I don't know if he was lying or his brain discombobulated
One time in 4th grade a kid almost made the whole class owe our lunch recess because they threw an eraser across the room… for the 3rd time. The same kid who threw the eraser had thrown it 2 times before. Thats my class (not my whole school, at least).
@@creature_akamyeye Dang
theory for why the bullied kid is always getting expelled it in trouble is that
1. the jocks/chavs have figured out how to not get caught
2. the teachers are used to jocks/chavs behavior so they don’t really care
0:54 Student: gets bullied
School: puts up "no bullying" sign
Two weeks ago I had to contact a grandkid's school because they'd been bullied in class, in front of the teacher, by a student.......the very first day of "End All Bullying" week.
I love how occasionally he changes his voice
REAL THAT WAS SPOT ON
1:23 green goes more with nature vibes
Green is my instinct option
IMHO, physics is black, chemistry is yellow, biology is green, and the rest gets to pic from leftovers
Yeah but blue more space like
blue for english, green for math, orange for science because instinctively it feels right
I use purple because I chose my science folder last.
0:03 I had a school assembly which had REAL VETERANS have REAL GUNS (m1 Garands are very shiny, wow) on VETERANS DAY
3:54 I STILL GET THAT AND ITS ACTUALLY GOOD
10:36 This is actually very true, a kid at my old school (who was extremely rich) always thought he was like that. I don’t know why, it was the “cool” thing then I guess.
1:23 there's a lot of comments saying green but I made my science folder yellow
My science folder is either red or yellow
1:23
English: Red
Math: Blue
History: Purple
Science: Green
Any other stupid class: whatever color is left in the bookbag
8:36 I'm definetely choosing silence a classmate bc at least one person is talking excesssively in every single class
17:20 my middle school teachers described high school like this but 100x worse
7:13 I didn’t get that at first, but it makes sense now
My senior year of highschool I wrote about a knife that makes you kill people and eat their hearts for my creative writing assignment. I was fully expecting to be sent to the counselor, but instead I got the English distinction award when I graduated.
2:11 This is so true😭
Whenever I’m being bullied or anything similar to that, I have two weapons; my extreme sassiness and my ability to completely ignore people.
17:21 There is no way you called a parrot a chicken 💀
3:56 I JUST HAD THIS FOR LUNCH AND IT LOOKED THE SAME WAHT THE HELL
Bro, high school is draining and depressing (if you just started but more fulfilling towards the end in your senior year (me) but you still have three years to go if your a freshman and those three years are hell) Also 7:48 relatable for me an introvert, I hate people, i hate conversing with them up close and in person, just give me a phone or computer with McDonald's/Sonic and i'll be happy the rest of the day.
11:44 that is not how it is at my school, the bus seats are just gray and hard as hell, its worse if you hit 'em cause there's a piece of metal in the middle of leather and hard foam. Mississippi school budget sucks, and we have to wear uniforms, no hoodies unless they have a zipper, no crocs, no headphones(bluetooth), no nose rings/earrings, and you have to pay $2 goddamn dollars to wear bluejeans, yeah no i'm keepin my money to spend on MLP, FNAF, and MHA products
3:54 we still get these every friday on pizza day. they are actually really good considering the other foods served.
1:56 OH GOOD LORD THAT 💩 WAS SO ANGERING WHEN IT HAPPENED TO ME!
1:22 Still sticking stickers on my laptop even though I’m not in college anymore... Guess some habits just don’t graduate!
I'm graduated from school and I LOVE stickers! And also I like writing in journals. I just personally find it organized. I don't understand why someone would judge based on that.
4:49 A friend of mine literally blew a frog up with a cigarette once.
i need to know how he did this
@@terrariapro147 Apparently she just put the cigarette in the poor frog's mouth and it went boom. Don't ask me🤷♂
@ i think it could be something about the oil on the frogs skin, could’ve been flammable
7:13 where did the other 20% go 😭
That’s the joke
1:58 has happened to me, best 3 days of my life were after
3:26 YES it’s one of THE BEST classes (Agriculture)
0:03 I thought that nobody is going to understand the existence of that weapon is for 😭😭😭
8:37 red green and blue are so tempting
I
Hate
Describing
Myself
0:18 my school has the EXACT same calculators
same lol
same i think its the us standard or something
SAME LOL
My English teacher was obsessed with this thing called a meta cognitive reflective task (basically three extra paragraphs about what you’ve learnt that lesson)
We had a math teacher who did magic tricks. You were damn lucky if you had him as a teacher and one year I did. We badgered him every lesson. My school implimented a 2 week timetable, one week was one schedual, week 2 was another and it alternated. Out of maths, english and science (science was split up into physics, biology and chemistry), out of 10 days I had maths for 9 days- 2 extra lessons more than english and science. Thank fudge that was back in 2004-2005.
0:04 my school says always cut your nails
Me and my friendn: *doesn't cut our nails*
School: cut your hair properly and have a generic hairstyle
Me: grows my hair out like Luka Modric
Student council president: Grows out his hair on the top while close-cropping it on the sides, then dyes it light brown
School: One's a goody-two-shoes nerd and the other is a student council president, let's just ignore their hair
@mcdonaldsnilouimnotsure 𝕟𝕠
17:15 Honestly as a hogh school student, the thing that scares me the most about university/college is all of the memes talking about how difficult college is and how little high school prepares you.
6:21 IM THAT ONE GUY 😭🙏
Bro me too😅
Chemistry teachers are fun. Mine was a riot.
bro they BANNED cool math games in like all public schools across America lmaooooo. (at least in mine)
Everybody knows science is green. Even my science teacher confirmed it.
does swamp green count
@ Sure
science is yellow you heathen
1:07 Them Floridians
bro i was sick of school on the first day of prep
1:45 That one clever kid: 😎🗿
Thank you, VaazkL, I've been having a rough day...thank you for existing
Science is green folder gang 👇👇
Ello
Green folder all the way !!
Green folder is science
M E
Greenies
English: Everything's abbreviated and shortened these days
History: It's all in the past, just focus on the present
Science: Coke + Mentos is all we need
Math: *_CALCULATORS_*
Once i had to wrok on a project with 3 boys and whenever they were anoying other students they blamed me and made me do more work.
14:36 YOUR NAME IS JOHNNY???
1:23 Alright let me get the facts straight. Math is blue, English is red, Science is green, Social Studies is yellow. I don't care what you say, these are the official colours, deal with it.
Math blue and Science green seems right. English and Social Studies should either be yellow or red, but you can obviously use different colors if you want.
Math Yellow, Science Blue, English Red, and Social Studies Purple. -> has always been the case for me.
@@oberonthemystic3752 HOW IS MATH YELLOW AND SS PURPLE HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF!!!!!
@@PlanetBallProductions I ace math and social with the highest marks in class and at times even the grade. I am quite comfortable in my own skin.
Whole video: “Fax bro”
8:45 Orange is Insane. I can conquer worlds with orange.
14:20 actually once i made a school meme, we was gardening and i took a shovel full of dirt and was like "take a bite, of some parasite, it will be tasty weather you like it or not" and that became a meme
4:53 the struggle still haunts me
Me reading this when I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't revised:
the "Cause we are AI" in such a deep tone during that one meme abt someone who's word-by-world self-written essay was 90% AI was just... AGHK.
6:34 I thought it was salsa as well 😂
0:58 I do this, it’s called “broccoliphilia” except I don’t have broccoliphilia and I zoom in on other images
4:03 is so relatable ngl like literally NO ONE wants to do it and then there's this awkward silence when the person tries to figure out what to say as we all wait. No seriously, I would rather do all the questions right and then get a 0 than indtroduce myself
This is the only good meme channel left
16:51 But the other students threw them at me. That makes them mine now.
Bro i was the first semester freshie at a music school who did 3 extra ensembles, 1 of which i was principal percussionist for so i mapped out the instrument set up and had to own every aux instrument
I also was in 4 normal ensembles
I accepted to do a debut performance for a duet that was at my level
Had juries to play
Played for the studio 4x the required amount
Played at a concert at my old school on an alternate instrument
Learned how to use electronic instruments for a performance
Procrastinated EVERYTHING
Went to PASIC on the other side of the country
Did a couple extra performances here and there
Btw this was my first semester of college so i also had to get into the swing of things for college and had no choice in schedule so i had an 8am class and up to 7 hours of class time
1:05
My guess is he's an artist trying to learn how to draw broccoli.
1:23 for me I like green as my science folder
This is corrext
0:15 yo you didnt have to call me out like that (im literally procrastinating rn)
Actually math teachers like it when you use a different method to get the right answer, in my experience at least. Not that I did that in high school, but they did like it when someone did.
16:45 best moment
0:59 That's the kinda crap I'd get caught doing.
Watching this with 5 late assignments to do
Can someone explain the candice one at 5:00?
I need explanation too
Yeah he was bout to say "can dis (pee pee) fit in yo mouth", stupid joke
Sry if I’m a bit late but the punchline is “can deez nuts fit in your mouths”
its basically like a deez nuts joke
like candice sounds like can deez so they go “can deez 🥜 fit in ur 👄” yeah and that’s it yw i made it as clean as possible
Get pwned
4:49 The French: "Maintenant nous cuisinons"
(It's supposed to be "Now we're cooking" but google translate sucks)
9:00 MOST GOATED TEACHER