Memes Of Your School
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Me: Can't find trashcan so puts trash in pocket
Also me: *Maybe I am a Trashcan*
Don't hurt yourself like that.
Ah yes, two people I see in every meme video
If you keep your trash to yourself you are a highly respectable person
Are people who carry their trashy videogame team bad? No, the exact opposite.
Im a trash man!
-Danny Devito
It's fine to think of your self as a trashcan.
You put other trash in there place
*wait hol' up*
Bully: shoots a gun
Schools:
Victim: roasts the bully
Schools: YOU HAVE A LOT OF NERVE BEING ALIVE
So dang true lol🤣
@Alexis Vander Ploeg that's really dumb
Really do be like that
@Alexis Vander Ploeg Some teachers are just so messed up -_-
Acute
Poem: Her hair was soft
English teachers: *holds back tears*
@Maggie Fluffy OH I see!!
@Maggie Fluffy That makes a lot more sense now O-O
this is unrelated but why cant you say something unrelated replying to comment
lilothy hadn't seen such bs before
Me laughing my ass off
Half the memes: I'm doing 1,000 calculations per second and they're all wrong
I mean it’s true though
Fr
Ikr
Because its the perfect meme for this compilation
Imagine that being an actual meme in this video - "Half the memes in this video: I'm doing 1,000 calculations per second and they're all wrong"
My hand: * gets cut off*
My teacher: here have some ice
Nice 👍
No the teacher sends you to the nurse then the nurse gives you ice (nice meme though) XD
*The school nurse
But the thing is
You cut it off
@The Darkstalker lol exactly what I thinking
The world: * IS ENDING *
SCHOOLS: May I offer you more homework in this prime time?
*NO*
Yes
Nope.
Dont like again its perfect 69
*WHEEZE*
Random person: f1RsT-
Literally everyone with at least 2 braincells: Shut
nobody has an iq above 273 (except william sidis, allegedly)
@@UnknownRager96 Okay then, imma go change it then :)
bruh why people are so annoyed by that in the first place
@@lorelaikelly2115 "At birth, the newborn baby has 100 billion braincells"
@@UnknownRager96 i have 705 iq
The reason why teachers never call out bullying in the halls is because they are to busy staring down the hallway like a hawk looking for any kid with a hood on
i am leaving it with 13 likes
Fun fact: elevators are sideways trains
*who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science*
@@kirbotheloser6368 LMAO
The more you no
Oh my gosh so true I not have to question my existence ... 🤨
English teachers wow WHAT nani
[me] has a headache
[me] tells mom
[mom] its that darn computer
Me: has some flu and can't even get out of the bed.
My mom: that's nothing, go to school.
Also my mom after being informed by my teacher that my head hurts and I'm wommiting : I'm sorry son.
@@racingraptor4758 HAHAHAHHA 😂 😆😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🙃
Me: Has arm chopped off after attempted murder
My mom: iT wOuLdN’t HaVe HapPeNeD iF yOu WeReN’t AlWaYs On ThAt DaMn PhOnE
@@WarmBreadBearBuddy 😂 too relatable
No, it’s stress from school
Getting a good grade in normal school: happee
Getting a good grade in online school: NOBODY CARES!
(And that's why all my grades dropped drastically)
Sad sad truth u_u
True af
Whooaaaa
Even mine lol
@@comedyherd no
@@comedyherd no problem
Math: Johnny has four apples. His train is seven minutes late. [Based on these facts,] Calculate the mass of the sun.
M☉
Lol 🤣
1.989 × 10^30 kg
@@KareemPlayzYT error
How can you calculate mass of sun? There is no relation
You found a dead body: Panick
You are not playing Among us: Calm
You are not playing Among us: p a n i c k
you were the one that killed him: kalm
*you were the one that killed him* : PAnicK
Your best friend is the only one whose there: kalm
Your best friend is a cop: panik
Lol good joke
You see your friend next to you: panik
He holds a bloody knife: kalm
HE HOLDS A KNIFE: PAnIk
😂
How teachers think bullying is
Bully: You're ugly
Kid: That hurt my feelings
Bully: I'm sorry. Let's be best friends
Edit: just realized how many likes this has and I actually feels famous
*why is this so true-*
*i- :')*
@Manika um no
@Manika oh ok
At my school they have a pretty convincing technique
Just say "stop I don't want this"
~Problem solved~
OMG right?
Celebrity: Take dog for a walk
Journalists: Finally, some good f**king news.
so true
Lol I am ur 100 Th like
10:24 I've seen this meme in Kahoot. It has nothing to do with what you were talking about but I thought I'd mention it.
It’s like if a celebrity gets coronavirus then the news interviews them so many times like loads of people have corona virus
Jenna bought 600 oranges. She decides to buy 1000 the next day. How many oranges does she have now?
your answer:1600
Teacher's answer:1000(she felt hunger the first day)
why would jenna need those many
@@KPOPTWIXTOR u dont get it do u
600…she haven’t bought the 1000 oranges yet, right? She only decided that she would do it the next day. Kinda reminds me of my response to teachers when they ask if I’ve started working on my project by now. They’ll believe what they want to believe if you’re vague enough😂
never let them know ur next move
wednesday
People: yay 2020 is finally over
2021: *allow me to introduce myself*
2020 end:
everyone: kalm
godzilla bossbar shows in the sky:
everyone: panik !
*softly* Don't.
Everyone : 2020 will be over soon! 2021 will be lit
Americans 6 days in: and I took that personally
2021: Can I interest you in a second helping of social unrest, lack of safety, and national embarrassment?
Teacher: “this test is 5 minutes”
Also teacher: “do not rush this test”
my grades in normal school: amazing :))
my grades in online school: actual trash
Bro same 😔
For me that may be because I do UA-cam while doing online school
Agreed
@@jamesrgamesoffical I always procrastinate but I can get things done really well when I feel in the mood for it even if that mood to do it is in the last 17 minutes before the due date. I can do the whole essay in including research in about 17 minutes. - me an INTP
same
I always used to call the teacher "mom"
When I realize what I did, I said "... is not here", which saved me from a lot of embarrassment in 2nd grade
That was heroic 🎖🎖🎖
Teacher: *forgets about giving homework*
That one kid: teacher what about the homework!!
@Mia me: >:(
HEY! I only say that way we don't have to do 50 days worth of homework in 4 days instead of 5
Yeah thats annoying and my friends and classmates are pretty naive and are the biggest idiots
@@shurooque ok are you agreeing with me or him if your agreeing with him well. Do you want to do the same amount of homework in less time???
Everyone: YOU LITTLAe-
Paying taxes, filling out resumes, and adult life altogether: *exist*
Schools: let's just pretend we didn't see that
EXACTLY!
That’s stuff should be taught in college or last years of high school not to a couple of middle schoolers
@@somerandomperson68yearsago50 I went through high school. They never touched down on any of these topics what so ever.
@@inexternalrecords I mentioned college or high school not only high school
Memenade: *Doesn’t do intro in this video*
Me: *Something’s wrong, I can feel it*
This isn't Daily Juicy Memes, thats why.
Tru dat
Just a feeling I've got
"The avarage score is 50% and you got a 50.1%
Me: "there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."
You know your in a good class when your teacher forgets homework and no one corrects the teacher
True but my class be like: I WANT HOMEWORK
me plus the 5 other students: PLS NO
Sorry for you 🥲
yep
@@toetoe5078 same
@@toetoe5078 Relatable
Me: *"I want the actual answer to what is the full form of math"*
Teacher: *"Mathematics"*
Me: *"I said the actual answer"*
Random guy at school who hates math: *"Mental Abuse To Humans"*
Me: *"Perfection"*
Edit: Thank you all for 200 likes.
Homework: hours or my energy wasted on random knowledge
@@benedict.v.dharma8729 of*
No.
my school is the best and I hate seeing that joke.
lol
When you see a an unskippable ad but its only five seconds:
*It is......ACCEPTABLE*
@@zghostblade114 NO IT IS!!! IT NEED NO ENERGY TO CLICK
but in the corner is the dreaded "1of 2"
@@wolfie5777 Omg i can't deal with that dread
No! No! I Must skip it!
I just hate unskippable 11 second double ad and the second ads being a 12 second unskippable ad
Problem: Gary has 2076 water bottles for school while John has 274 less water bottles how much does John have?
Student: why the heck does he need so many bottles?
My teacher: "No, we cannot use our phones during lessons"
Also teacher: *Using their phone while the students are completing exercises*
The students: 👁👄👁
➖👄➖
👁👄👁
Teachers are so dum
So true
That comment made me subscribe to you idk why I just did
Well,what about...
*when the teachers say: only students can't watch phones in class*
.... your problem not mine,good luck tryna solve this..
Few weeks ago we had history exam, whole class cheated and smart kid and I were talking about test and helping each ather. Teacher probably saw put papers but he done nothing
Nobody:
9-year old me getting off the bus pretending it was a spaceship: *Time to abandon ship.*
Nice meme bro
I would pretend everyone was animals
@@Coughdropeater F
@@Coughdropeater 😂
the best feeling ever is when they display your work presentation as an example for what the other students should do.
That happens...
Always happens with me for my handwriting.
@@yesji521 Me thinks my handwriting Is good
The teacher I can't read it
Me AH NO NO NO (IN MY BRAIN)
That never happened
Not relatable.
When there is a massive slideshow presentation: The teacher: “You guys don’t have to show the presentation in front of everyone”. Everyone else: 😅
"Memes of your school" me who dropped out: i dont have such weekness
Wait-
What-
👁👄👁
dont correct me yor spel that rong
Once I accidently called the teacher mum she then she didn't hear me, I was SO relieved
Lol same
LOL SAME
Lol Same
Ñ 😎
cant relate
When the teacher says "someone else who hasn't answered yet" and no one else knows the answer but you still do
Yes that is me
I don't even if I know it cuz "I'm afraid people will think I'm stupid"
Oh my gosh yes, when that happens, it is so funny.
I know so relatable
Omg that always happens
“Ya wanna know what’s inside a mitochondria?” Had me dead😂
My schools fine with people literally PUNCHING EACH OTHER IN THE BATHROOMS, but they yell at you for wearing a hoodie. I’m not even joking
ikr
Patrick?
*My son*
@@dannydebatable mother?
I have found you!
@@Noah1919. i eat starfish
TEACHER: IM GONNA HAND OUT A PAPER
TEACHER: *LICKS FINGERS*
TEACHER: *HANDS OUT PAPER*
😆
They still do it with the coronavirus going on 🤮
EATS FINGER
its so gross!!!
“The kids that shy and smart.”
thats me
“The kid thats dumb but confident.”
thats me
I act dumb but is dumb
im both
@Scarlett Ford same
Im the one that's shy and dumb.
Why does that relate to me so much-
This person truly knows our feelings. I could relate all the memes with my life lmao
Never ask a woman her weight
A man his height
Mojang: How did they get the dog's death sound
This is an extremely underrated comment
Or the cats death sound
I- never thought of this
It's a man's salary
The meme is a panda cuz they used real pandas. Dog and cat are just affects
Me: **Falls while playing tag outside in recess**
The school nurse: *Here is a bandage and an ice pack, if it still hurts when ur in class come back again*
Me: oKeH
Me: **Comes back again after 1 hour**
The school nurse: *hErE iS aN iCe PaCk nOw gEt tHe fRiCk oUt oF mY oFfIcE*
Either that or they'd send you home
You get a bandage lucky I only get a ice pack
*my math teacher:* swears and when he realises his thoughts are oh shit
*pre teacher:* told to 3 of my friends that Best friend is 1 not 2
*lead teacher:* yells at us when is not in a mood
*history teacher:* blind during test and does not realise that whole class is cheating
*My PE techer:* says f*ck while making start for race
*My german teacher:* leaves us alone during exam and thinksđ that we wont cheat. On one exam she told us to go outside with our german books and write the test WHEREVER we want (i wrote it on grass) it was sunny day
*my biology teacher:* jokes with us
*also math teacher when he* *realises, there is gonna be online* *school:* I Will let you cheat on test
*My class on religion:* talking about LGBTQ+
MY F*CKING RELIGION BOOK: if you are lgbtq+ you go to hell
@@heart8969 oh I'm Muslim too
We don't have a school nurse , but our P.E teacher actually puts detol liquid and then says " now sit quietly and don't fall again "
And also....
ARMY !
*teacher arrives 5 minutes late to zoom meeting*
"Sorry, I had internet problems"
Me: *cue Loki's "THAT'S HOW IT FEELS"*
LMAO As a huge Marvel Fan I understood that reference
@@warriorcats6383 ahhah good :D
My 1st grade teacher if covid 19 was a thing back then: I'm late I had internet issues
Me: I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTI--
Once I said I fucked up but then I realized I can’t swear at school and I knew I really fucked up
smort
Here’s a meme that happened irl:
Teacher: **Teaches**
My brain: *I sleep.*
Teacher: **Repeats 10 times for me**
My brain: *Nah.*
Teacher: **Repeats 16 times for me**
Teacher: **Repeats one more time for me**
My brain: *IM AWAKE*
That was extremely boring to read
@@jessekessen3962 yea
Kid: breathes
Principal: *now this is an avengers level threat*
Never ask
A man: His salary
A woman: her age
My school: why every teacher except the physics teacher doesn’t teach the actual syllabus
physics? Why?
@@HasufelyArod idk but she’s the only teacher who teaches the proper syllabus
Why is the “people in math problems” so accurate 😭✋
When you call your teacher "Dad" and he starts to cry: *Something wrong,I can feel it*
Nice one
*wait a minute...*
its actually something wrong i can feel *it*
@@comedyherd no :)
When the thumbnail of the video is the first meme: “Ahh yes, inner peace.”
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
bully: **fights**
schools:
victim: **fights back**
schools: OH HELL NO YOU DIDN’T JUST DO THAT
edit: this is now my most liked comment on youtube
it happens to me its called self defence
Tasty school
*f*
your welcome i made the replies a even number
FR!
"What did crimes Johnson do?"
"He used Wikipedia as a source."
Me who does that daily:
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Not A Single Soul:
Penny: Has 34 Oranges
No its 1000+
Also Penny: *Eats 0.68 of one of them*
@@clare.618 how many does she have if she gave 7.92 to Jeff
And how many does Jeff have if he had 374 oranges
And if he ate 11 oranges a day, how much would he eat on the 5th day
Me: doesn’t get a meme.
My friends: understand it and assume I do and start laughing.
Me: *obviously forced laughter.*
Me: "Can i go to the washroom"
Teacher: Idk can you?
Me "gotta check that out"
I
@Foxolotl_Playz darararara it's the motherfuckin' d-o double g
Fun fact: All teachers say “ I’ve been teaching in this school for 20 years and I never thought students like you😡”.
The same teacher: shouting at the higher grades and saying to them the same thing!
Fun fact : people with glasses are people with out glasses but with glasses.
huh, interesting / ' - '/
INTELLECTUAL BEING
Wow I don't actually wear glasses? Cool! Thanks. Those damn things gimme head aches sometimes
I am confuseth while simultaneously being impresseth
@Idk what to name myself I don't want to wear glasses so...
When you call the teacher your moms name by mistake:
*SHIT*
Relatable
here's even a video of a kid's reaction ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@@baronkwak4311 lmao 😂,
Ah ha, but I remember the link
@@xavier2361 same
Your mom’s name is Karen:
*PANICK*
Girls: Chat loud in the middle of a lesson
Me, being as quiet as I can: hey girls can you-
Teacher: O_O
"John has 102 watermelons, he eats 48 today, how many watermelons are left?"
Mom: WhY cAnT yOu Do BeTtEr!?
Me: *shows my mom a %100*
Also mom: Wow... so good 🙄
IMAO SAME-
Literally Asian parents lol
@@empollonamericano328 I am asian
@@fazer8075 am i right?
@@empollonamericano328 yes
i love how for the first week everyone is obsessed with the new kid then after that it’s as if they were never there-
Wanna hear my worst nightmare? Ok-
*I had homework on the first day of school*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That worse than being nuke your I feel your pain also one of my friends birthday is on the first day of school so usually on people’s birthday u get no home work so I feel bad for him
But that happened to me irl 🙄
dont say more........it hurt
Well we got new teacher for biology and the day she joined the school she took a suprise test 😓😓😓 and she also gave imposition for people who got less mark
What gives people feelings of power:
Money
Status
*Knowing all your classmates names*
I only know the names of a few classmates lmao
When I meet teacher in the store:
Teacher: "How was your day."
Me: It was a good day.
Actually me: *Fricking school*
I’m the kid who replies when the teacher says
“Really nobody knows”
Same
me too lol
The thumbnail is a meme at my school in a different way, me and my friend are beans
Ok the end
I hate when teachers do this
I guess I’m to shy to speak up and I really don’t know why also....
Meme man: poit
Never ask:
A man: his salary
A women: her age
School nurse: why he/she uses ICE on everything
(Edit OMG THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 100 LIKES!!!!I NEVER HAD THIS MANY BEFORE!!!)
Student: *breaks neck*
Nurse: Here’s a bandaid, get well soon.
Meanwhile nurse in my school: does as much as she can in certain situation and always calls parents to take you home:) Probably one of the best person in that school. Other schools I was learning in were total sh..t and had no nurse or nurse was always absent.
lmao "a women" maybe u need more school
Keep this on 100 pls
@@puffisaflea9264 this made my day🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
4:20 me that know the answer: *its my time to shine!*
that kid that answers 0.01 seconds before you: *not so fast bud*
Me: can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: i don’t know, can you?
Me: Thats why i asked-
I just say yes and walk out 😎
When you are smart and confident
Everyone: we don’t like you
The moment you realize that covid started in 2019
Nice icon also it’s almost the one year anniversary of the virus
@@playtime9158 covid started at November 17th
@@stkhan4824 covid stared on the last day of 2019 but it wasn't so serious as it is now
Can we just appreacite that he watches meme's just to make us laugh
2:20 is the moment I realized that I’m not alone in my pain
“Our pain”(I do have that problem)
@@Enjinercraft heck yes
One person: *gets up and turns it in*
The whole class: *stands up and turns it in immediately after the first person*
Lol
''our pain''
*OUR* Pain
Book: the grass was green
Teachers: this says alot about society
My teacher: -Has laptop problems and wont come back after 10 minutes-
Me: Fine. I'll do the teaching myself.
How do you get the crossed out words?
2:29 PLS THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY SCHOOL DOES
Teacher : Today no homework
The weird Neighborkid next door : dark face lough
Teacher: hey class this is your new PE teacher
PE teacher: from now I am your Fitness teacher
Backbencher: what about your own fitness
Everyone laughs*
Lol
Lol
Lol
Bob has 362,447 oranges. How many does he have left if he gave 152,567 oranges to his dog? Literally every unrealistic school math problem ever 😂
209,880 oranges. But he'd sell for, and generally sell less than what he paid for - especially if he invests in refrigeration for those which would wick away ~60% of his profits. No way they'll stay fresh for more than a week - that is, all of them. Maximising profits is a crucial part of financially sustainable business.
It doesn't make sense at all... Why do Bob have to buy 362,447 oranges...It's strange right?:(
And he gave his dog 152,567 oranges...Bob is intelligent...Seems escaped from mental Asylum *_*
why is it always bob tho? what did he do?
@@DarkSoul-Games But then the dog throwed up because of eating a million oranges what the heck
Ok so my class was doing a general knowledge Kahoot and one of the questions was ‘what is the 3rd planet from the sun?’ I shouted out 'VENUS!' and one kid next to me said really? After he clicked on Venus as his answer I looked at him and said no
Me: First
Everyone: I'm about to end this man's whole career
that makes no sense?
Yeah makes no sense
Lol
@Alilol Slectedblind same im can speak arabic but im from canada
@@joshuaxd65 You wouldn't get it
Some ACTUALLY GOOD clean memes that even my mom laughs at. Keep it up!
All his memes are good!!!!!!! :(
@@N3ppy1 Thats what I am saying...
@@skyler5133 sorry!
@@N3ppy1 oh ur fine! I just got a little confused
yeah CLEAN
Poem: The dog barked.
English teacher: *sniff* It’s BEAUTIFUL
What gives feelings of power:
When you answer a hard question and you get it right
Heres the truth tho: teachers can literally finish the whole class year in 1 month but if they do that they won't earn that much money. Thats why some teachers just do the school year without teaching anything
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats not it. They're taking their time teaching the material so the students retain what they learned, if you learn something way to fast you'll forget it just as quickly as you learned it.
@@neptunicdolphin2340 ever heard of a joke boomer
Why did the chicken cross the road? To beat up the idiot telling an overused joke with a predictable punchline.
@@terminatorgamingyt651 A little harsh
WHY IS THIS SO FREAKING RELATABLE I-
Especially the hoody one, cuz I’m the hoody guy
2:03 soo true though! My math teacher like so nice I’m like SLOW DOWN!!
0:57 It explain's straight-A student's test.
3:50
"Hey proffessor
We haven't have any classes this semester"
That rhymes
I'm not gonna act like a boomer , never.
After looking at a kid doing tik- toks :* I've seen enough*
I'm myself a kid, and I can say most people of my age hate Tik Tok as well.
@@awesomeak9739 We're millennials bro and some 13 yr old kids keep doing those everywhere
@@phoenixfalcon9100 They are stupid
When your kid hates school so you make him home to
Parunt
i wouldn’t say so..
0:48 That happened to me in 2nd Grade
5:01 Teachers hate him
Me: But he’s not chewing gum though.
Never ask:
A man: His salary
A woman: Her age
The teacher: Why she likes Starbucks.
Wow 47 likes
Wow 57 likes
57 now
Me as the new kid: everyone hated me the new kid: makes more friends than I did in 2 years me; HOL UP
Lol
9:11 for me it's literally the other way round lmao
Same
Nobody:
People when they find a dead body:where where where where where where
Me: *turns in test first*
Everyone else:
*marches to the turn in pile*
a school math problem be like: mountain being fit in a car.
Me: *finger freezing and cracking off*
Teacher: here, have some ice
I'm dying.
@@SomeWhereInNevada. big oof