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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  Місяць тому +83

    DROP SOME IDEAS!!! SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE!!

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast Місяць тому +36

    Discovering a new species as a
    Biologist: :D
    Scubba Diver: :o
    Astronaut: D:
    Surgeon:

    • @CC_Animations-Mia
      @CC_Animations-Mia Місяць тому +9

      Biologist: Okay that's pretty good!!
      Scuba Diver: Err... Long as its not hostile...then its fine ??
      Astronaut: uhh... Maybe their nice???
      Surgeon: *zombie noises..*

    • @John-n9p2x
      @John-n9p2x 14 днів тому +1

      Surgeon 😰

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast Місяць тому +31

    -people are worried about A.I. taking over all of our jobs
    -German doctors trying to find a way to resurrect humans
    Damnit.
    Gray Mann has gone *too far* this time.

  • @kryummy
    @kryummy Місяць тому +124

    your voice is genuinely so calming for me like its a perfect balance of emotion and monotone like its so soothing

  • @GameOver-j6
    @GameOver-j6 Місяць тому +63

    0:25 It depends on the poison. If we use the colloquial term of the word and include toxins and poisons, then many things, like proteins, will undoubtedly be denatured or degraded and eventually become harmless. For example, tetrodotoxin, ricin, botulinum, etc.

    • @GalaxyDragon124TheEpic
      @GalaxyDragon124TheEpic Місяць тому +2

      I feel like this comment fits well with the name of this video.

    • @CCABPSacsach
      @CCABPSacsach Місяць тому +6

      Napoleon learned that the hard way when he drank some poison, but just got searing stomach pain instead.

    • @Thatanimekid9
      @Thatanimekid9 Місяць тому

      Yap

    • @amandamauck6064
      @amandamauck6064 Місяць тому

      Way to ruin the joke

    • @CCABPSacsach
      @CCABPSacsach Місяць тому +6

      @@amandamauck6064 no no, ruining the joke would be more like “Uhh actually this is completely false and shouldn’t have posted it”
      This is merely expanding on the joke and providing some context to those curious, hence checking the comments
      Not ruined, but definitely not as humorous

  • @Rip_Ethan116
    @Rip_Ethan116 Місяць тому +247

    The first one is actually smart

    • @KoyBobson-o9i
      @KoyBobson-o9i Місяць тому +10

      No it is not bruh

    • @ELTR101
      @ELTR101 Місяць тому +31

      @@KoyBobson-o9i you just wish you had that many treadmills

    • @KoyBobson-o9i
      @KoyBobson-o9i Місяць тому +10

      @@ELTR101 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @stuffie5175
      @stuffie5175 Місяць тому +19

      @@ELTR101They’ll get clogged with rotten flesh from the more clumsy zombies and wouldn’t be able to keep going, I’m on KoyBobson’s side here, even if they didn’t argue their claim in a somewhat polite manner

    • @milesmcallister8542
      @milesmcallister8542 Місяць тому +4

      You need a lot of power

  • @nancyeufracio4498
    @nancyeufracio4498 Місяць тому +21

    2:28 ZE HEALING IS NOT AS REWARDING AS ZE HURTING

  • @MrMinecraft5578
    @MrMinecraft5578 Місяць тому +15

    2:07 - No, one glass is milk.

  • @therealDragonitaZ
    @therealDragonitaZ Місяць тому +27

    0:36 correct answer, sir.

    • @ballzinyourjawz
      @ballzinyourjawz Місяць тому

      Okay but this depends on the context, was she a child that got put into some kind of cryostasis, grew while frozen but is still a child mentally? If so then it's a red light.
      Is she just saying she's immature in a very wordy sentence because the Mangaka wanted to fill up the space? If so then it's a green light.

  • @Neodx2
    @Neodx2 Місяць тому +23

    How to protect your house in a zombie apocalypse
    🌻🌱🌱🌰
    🌻🌱🌱🌰
    🌻🌱🌱🌰
    🌻🌱🌱🌰

  • @wxffle3z
    @wxffle3z Місяць тому +12

    I love how he answered the potato in the tumble post

  • @SpeedyFishThing
    @SpeedyFishThing Місяць тому +1

    0:22
    The answer for this is, if the poison will expire it will become no longer poisionous. An example of this would be Napoleon Bonaparte around the end of the Napoleonic Wars as he always had a bottle of poison around his neck and when he was going to be captured he drank the poison and didn’t die because of the poison expiring.

  • @SebastianSolace_fangirl
    @SebastianSolace_fangirl Місяць тому +19

    0:24 depends on the poison some become more poisonous and some become less poisonous

  • @ignacio70393
    @ignacio70393 Місяць тому +32

    2:07 Surely it's just a glass of almond milk or something like that, right?... right?...

    • @Duckytrest
      @Duckytrest Місяць тому

      dam those soy milk people

    • @RZDraws
      @RZDraws Місяць тому +2

      I thought glue or paint water
      Mistakes have been made in the past with the latter a lot

    • @Ravenf4ight
      @Ravenf4ight Місяць тому

      @@RZDraws The first thing that came to my mind was bleach 💀

    • @timfunnydragon
      @timfunnydragon Місяць тому

      @@Ravenf4ight bleach clear tho

    • @Ravenf4ight
      @Ravenf4ight Місяць тому

      @@timfunnydragon I know but just saying

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 Місяць тому +9

    15:40 That's rough, buddy.

    • @gs_x424
      @gs_x424 Місяць тому

      i said the same thing lol

  • @glitchghost5936
    @glitchghost5936 Місяць тому +2

    7:19 it took me a minute to realize that no they are not wearing a box on their heads

  • @4oki_Tatsuy420
    @4oki_Tatsuy420 Місяць тому +7

    2:49 HOL’UP… MOONA? Wtf?

    • @wojteknowak1369
      @wojteknowak1369 29 днів тому

      What's so confusing? It's normal, the churchgoers give money willingly for reasons (like charity)

    • @4oki_Tatsuy420
      @4oki_Tatsuy420 29 днів тому

      @ Not confused
      Surprised

  • @wachter_hd
    @wachter_hd Місяць тому +20

    15:40 my first tought was "Thats rough buddy"

  • @-.-K._.
    @-.-K._. Місяць тому +10

    16:30 there's a funny saying in poland when someone sais there's no chance or there are no chances (nie ma szansy/ nie ma szans) and you can reply "Zawsze jest szansa na wyru*hanie szympansa" which beasicly is "there's allways a chance to fu*k a chimpanze" and it comes from the fact that there's allways a chance for everything just sometimes astronomicaly small

  • @JdtheLegend924
    @JdtheLegend924 Місяць тому +4

    I always used to watch these memes whenever I eat and I would consider it as a type of video I need to watch while eating food, anyways 11 mins and thanks :D

  • @herticate8579
    @herticate8579 Місяць тому +21

    How many stories of horror did we hear of scientist bringing the end of humanity in the process of trying to conquer death and souls 2:28

  • @Arthur_Morgan1878
    @Arthur_Morgan1878 Місяць тому +3

    15:41 “that’s rough buddy”

  • @4oki_Tatsuy420
    @4oki_Tatsuy420 Місяць тому +4

    15:44 That’s rough buddy

  • @bepbobbap
    @bepbobbap Місяць тому +13

    6:23 that ain't the military thats the Ginyu force 😭🙏

    • @Somthing_probably
      @Somthing_probably Місяць тому +2

      The freedom force 😭🙏

    • @Ebyanm
      @Ebyanm Місяць тому

      No i think it’s the Ginyu force

  • @TheReaIArthurMorgan
    @TheReaIArthurMorgan Місяць тому +5

    2:35 oh no and it’s in Germany we’re cooked

  • @KayzIdeas
    @KayzIdeas Місяць тому +4

    2:28
    Has Call of Duty Zombies taught us nothing?

    • @Ghostlord-e7y
      @Ghostlord-e7y 25 днів тому +1

      @KayzIdeas Has 1941-1945 not taught us anything???!!!

  • @CaptainRex332
    @CaptainRex332 Місяць тому +10

    5:40 bro had such a good joke then ruined it so tragic

  • @CovertCalifornian1957
    @CovertCalifornian1957 Місяць тому +7

    14:19 The snow used for that scene in The Wizard of Oz was 100% asbestos.

    • @milo7519
      @milo7519 Місяць тому +1

      Thx. I was about to ask about that,

  • @leibrunson5158
    @leibrunson5158 8 днів тому

    3:34 This made me feel excited. Like I was reading some story. But now I’m craving a story but can’t put my finger on which one.

  • @chaoticsilver8442
    @chaoticsilver8442 Місяць тому +8

    15:39 "That's rough, buddy."

  • @Stormdrawz15
    @Stormdrawz15 Місяць тому +9

    Wondering if maybe theres a certain German chancellor theyre trying to resurrect💀☠️

  • @q_0191
    @q_0191 Місяць тому +2

    0:39
    i hate how i know what this is from (i saw the anime version of it)
    its called Rise of the Shield Hero (or Rising)

  • @ladykoiwolfe
    @ladykoiwolfe Місяць тому +4

    Wait a minute! We don't only use the metric system to measure bullets. We also use it for drugs and medication.

  • @Loganberry-69
    @Loganberry-69 5 днів тому

    9:03,he has an oxygen packed in the suit,and it shrinks with him

  • @coachcherokee1488
    @coachcherokee1488 Місяць тому +1

    Vaazkal just casually giving the best zombie apocalypse advice known in human history

  • @enzolego5474
    @enzolego5474 Місяць тому +4

    15:41 isn't an "avatar the last air bender" refference ?!

  • @Lavenderflowergacha
    @Lavenderflowergacha Місяць тому +1

    Don’t be so surprised of 15:56. The child is obviously adopted. You can also tell based on the fact they have different hair and eye colors. So that’s more evidence.

  • @defecticon9000
    @defecticon9000 Місяць тому +1

    2:28 "Ha haha! Anuzzer successful procedure!"

  • @spacechicken527
    @spacechicken527 Місяць тому +2

    4:50 nah that's what Tae Kwon Do is for

    • @Aquaticcookiequeen
      @Aquaticcookiequeen Місяць тому

      I did not have to see this comment just before going to taekwondo 😭

  • @Kevin-gg2bl
    @Kevin-gg2bl Місяць тому +2

    8:17 - Even better, turn that over to law enforcement. Revenge porn gets people pretty severe sentences.

  • @spirit_miku
    @spirit_miku Місяць тому +1

    I remember when the self serve tills came out when i was younger, clocked pretty quickly you can get anything in the shop you wanted for 50p as the staff never bother to do there jobs and watch a kid put a £100 in lego on the fruit scales lmao. only took the shops about 2 years to notice when others started doing it.

  • @GabeArson
    @GabeArson Місяць тому +2

    2:28 Oops! Zat vas not medizine!!!

  • @sethr.c1065
    @sethr.c1065 11 годин тому

    Pro tip related to the Tractor Supply Co. Horse electrolytes: you can buy cracked corn chicken feed for $0.27/lb. No additives or chemicals. Just fructose and basic nutrients. Had a half pound side almost every night for a while with stewed corn, butter, and milk. Like a penny per calorie.

  • @smorrow
    @smorrow Місяць тому +2

    13:16 Legal in most non-English-speaking places

  • @casuary98
    @casuary98 Місяць тому

    19:18
    No Significant Harrassment has decided to send a pearl with how to kill yourself, Five Pebbles, but you are going to screw it up and make the rot instead.

  • @Verymusician193
    @Verymusician193 22 дні тому

    Everyone has thought about putting tendmills on stairs and places so that the zombies cant get then. Its pretty funny where the mind can go when its bored

  • @adieclark25
    @adieclark25 Місяць тому

    "I hate when my girlfriend turns into the moon" Who let Sokka into their computer?!🤣

  • @pokebattery4083
    @pokebattery4083 Місяць тому +1

    15:27
    WATCH IT
    It's a really good movie.

  • @Pvrg4
    @Pvrg4 Місяць тому +2

    2:30 especially from germany

  • @TheWildFrogGD
    @TheWildFrogGD Місяць тому +2

    0:02 nah just stay in the living room 💀

  • @DoodleBrainStudios
    @DoodleBrainStudios Місяць тому

    I love how you can still recognize Rick when when he’s a quarter inch tall and all blurred

  • @Satoru_Dogo1
    @Satoru_Dogo1 Місяць тому +1

    15:40 that’s rough buddy

  • @SylveonShiny-fd2es
    @SylveonShiny-fd2es Місяць тому +4

    15:54
    ok so after the math she was
    …..SIX!!!! SIX!?!?! WTF HAPPENED HERE

  • @Pvrg4
    @Pvrg4 Місяць тому +3

    7:43 that’s 10 billion dollars

  • @NateHagen-cp3in
    @NateHagen-cp3in Місяць тому

    0:23 it depends on the poison, but most like Cyanide will lose their potency over time. I don't know who needed to hear this.

  • @AverageNerdGamer
    @AverageNerdGamer Місяць тому +1

    2.32 We sure that doctor aint the Medic from TF2

  • @FrancisIanA
    @FrancisIanA Місяць тому +16

    No longer poisonous, why would a poison get stronger on an expiry date? That's not an expiry date that's a Best if Used by date

    • @aussiebox
      @aussiebox Місяць тому +1

      Nah, it’s an aging date

  • @edwardcheer1132
    @edwardcheer1132 Місяць тому

    2:35 The tf2 medic themes starts playing

  • @salima990
    @salima990 Місяць тому +1

    Nutshell animations did this joke 0:08

  • @CinCole
    @CinCole 25 днів тому

    the poison one made me think for 1 week and i still can figure it out

  • @brightwarrior2910
    @brightwarrior2910 Місяць тому

    0:02
    This is GENIUS
    But how are you going to power that?
    If you could find a way to power it would be absolutely genius.

  • @ShockwaveTheGuy
    @ShockwaveTheGuy Місяць тому

    Congrats on (nearly) 2 mill subs!!!! 😃

  • @Kally-m6l
    @Kally-m6l Місяць тому +1

    The first one sucks cos they eventually get bulked up and break through the wall

  • @Crocinator_404
    @Crocinator_404 Місяць тому

    2:28 “That’s how I lost my medical license!”

    • @Ghostlord-e7y
      @Ghostlord-e7y 25 днів тому

      @Crocinator_404 If you tryna resurrect the unnamed austrain man im taking some democracy machines to you and the clone of the austrian

  • @nullxue
    @nullxue Місяць тому

    15:22 I switched to wipe while sitting down about a year ago.

  • @JaceTheSilly
    @JaceTheSilly Місяць тому

    2:06 I’d figure it out by drinking all of them. would like it either way.

  • @4oki_Tatsuy420
    @4oki_Tatsuy420 Місяць тому +1

    0:37 What do you mean? I have the body of a college student but I still act like a child

    • @contra1124
      @contra1124 Місяць тому +2

      It says "almost an adult" not an adult.

    • @4oki_Tatsuy420
      @4oki_Tatsuy420 Місяць тому

      @@contra1124 FBI OPEN UP

  • @Loganberry-69
    @Loganberry-69 5 днів тому

    13:13,you school has thunder stones? That’s cool

  • @Adiya_55
    @Adiya_55 Місяць тому +3

    2:45 Ada Moona...!

  • @TiagoAlvesNogueira-r3q
    @TiagoAlvesNogueira-r3q Місяць тому

    2:32 alright, who made the revive machine from TF2? Medic?? Enginner?? Something to say?

  • @Iamlurking504
    @Iamlurking504 Місяць тому +1

    That "understood" was unironically badass

  • @theKaitandFriendsShow2
    @theKaitandFriendsShow2 Місяць тому +1

    4:10 I am making a grilled cheese rn

  • @budski0927plays
    @budski0927plays Місяць тому

    I love your vids

  • @AresDaBoi
    @AresDaBoi 24 дні тому

    15:42 the moon appears at day as well.

  • @lisakuhfeldt1845
    @lisakuhfeldt1845 Місяць тому +1

    Obviously the imposters is eggnog 2:06

  • @TheFambot
    @TheFambot Місяць тому

    For the standing up or sitting down wiping at 15:19, it's very simple I don't wipe

  • @arso0628Stuff
    @arso0628Stuff Місяць тому +3

    0:18 WHAAATT

    • @springy_boy
      @springy_boy Місяць тому +3

      That was my same reaction after hearing that post.

  • @trsofficalW
    @trsofficalW 17 днів тому

    16:00 i think the only way this can make sense is if the daughter was adopted when the mother was 18 and the daughter was 12 but im not sure if thats legal

  • @Jahames_charged_education45
    @Jahames_charged_education45 Місяць тому

    2:34 MEDIC GAMING

  • @TaIathar
    @TaIathar Місяць тому

    The Sixth Sense is a very old very popular movie about a kid who can see ghosts or something paranormal like that? I forgot the specifics because I never watched it, but I've heard it's pretty good.

  • @soggyapples1518
    @soggyapples1518 Місяць тому +1

    We got cod zombies irl before gta6

  • @thebanman2293
    @thebanman2293 Місяць тому

    You are so close to 2m subs!

  • @Nzargnalphabet
    @Nzargnalphabet Місяць тому

    2:35 such are the wonders of german science

  • @CaptainRex332
    @CaptainRex332 Місяць тому +1

    15:58 PLEASE TELL ME SHES ADOPTED

  • @ladykoiwolfe
    @ladykoiwolfe Місяць тому

    Somebody should tell those German Doctors about the fate of Asclepius. I doubt they'll all have Apollo for a Dad to get them a godhood after Zeus strikes them down.

  • @sirus0s
    @sirus0s Місяць тому

    0:06 they also have a keychain so I wouldn't be surprised if they asked the prison staff to let them in an emtpy cell just for this photo for this pun
    (Edit: grammar)

  • @zamabo218
    @zamabo218 Місяць тому

    3:37 i wasn't sure what that was until I re-read/heard the thing

  • @sur.viv.e
    @sur.viv.e Місяць тому

    16:37 that's one of chucky's lines from dead by daylight

  • @ÞeSheep1
    @ÞeSheep1 Місяць тому

    2:28 especially German you know

  • @spiderbow4599
    @spiderbow4599 Місяць тому

    2:29 the fact it says German scares me

  • @Dude-xb3xh
    @Dude-xb3xh Місяць тому

    2:28 medic from tf2 be like

  • @falconeyewing5986
    @falconeyewing5986 Місяць тому +1

    5:55 Hmmmm…. YOGURT STAINS!?

    • @Gergy-k3k
      @Gergy-k3k Місяць тому

      it is not yogurt.

  • @Somthing_probably
    @Somthing_probably Місяць тому

    If you truly could get all tiktokers in one house, it wouldn’t be a general giving the order. It would be me.

  • @elizabethbryant5046
    @elizabethbryant5046 25 днів тому

    At 4:08 that sounds more like chewbacca then a dinosaur!

  • @shadowking773
    @shadowking773 Місяць тому

    4:12 the kid named nocent:

  • @loonsterreal
    @loonsterreal Місяць тому

    When the teacher gets something wrong
    "Hold up"

  • @ProfessionalGogetaFan
    @ProfessionalGogetaFan Місяць тому

    "TOGETHER WE ARE...!"
    "★THE MILITARY FORCE!!★"

  • @Riaden1
    @Riaden1 Місяць тому

    “There are no laws against the Pokémon Batman” Joker 8:54

  • @flower5964
    @flower5964 Місяць тому +2

    6:56 why does the man look like mattpatt

  • @simonCatt_owo
    @simonCatt_owo Місяць тому

    20:16 the voice crack 😂