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  • @krisshaw9464
    @krisshaw9464 4 роки тому +3555

    Who loves the bad ones but finds the good ones boring

    • @karenallen938
      @karenallen938 4 роки тому +49

      Absolutely! Be blessed, today and always! =)

    • @krisshaw9464
      @krisshaw9464 4 роки тому +56

      @@appledoreman yeah i do find em boring if i wanna hear music i got music i like i dont really enjoy the kind of music they sing on here anyway ya know

    • @krisshaw9464
      @krisshaw9464 4 роки тому +12

      @@karenallen938 SHAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! LOL

    • @karenallen938
      @karenallen938 4 роки тому +3

      @@krisshaw9464 - Ba ha ha! =)

    • @appledoreman
      @appledoreman 4 роки тому +26

      @@krisshaw9464 Every series should have a BEST BAD ACT award, as well as winner. And it should go, not to those who only audition for a laugh, but to those who seriously think they're good, but manage instead to be hilarious.

  • @b0nn135
    @b0nn135 4 роки тому +1425

    We all know when they say Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey they aren’t gonna be good 😂

    • @JXYDXVIL-
      @JXYDXVIL- 4 роки тому +14

      exactly

    • @BalsamCedar
      @BalsamCedar 4 роки тому +12

      Precisely

    • @appledoreman
      @appledoreman 4 роки тому +46

      And when they say it, you can sense Simon & Louis thinking, "Oh no, not again!"

    • @reginaphalange7959
      @reginaphalange7959 4 роки тому +51

      Or Celine Dion. lol It's foolishness to attempt it unless you're a high soprano with some actual talent. Some of these ppl seem to think that being inspired by a diva makes you a diva.

    • @dragontamer396
      @dragontamer396 3 роки тому +44

      The comparison trio of doom: Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey

  • @Viteaification
    @Viteaification 6 місяців тому +261

    the family of 4 begging and pleading like this was a matter of life and death was insane

    • @tomkavanagh5719
      @tomkavanagh5719 3 місяці тому +21

      They needed to get their heads out of their backside, especially the tall fella

    • @hyeneacrete6777
      @hyeneacrete6777 2 місяці тому

      Already, all people who begging, asking mercy, or also put on knees, "Please please please please!" pppffff, that is so stupid, useless, cringe, sick, and how they believe judges will be change their minds!? Ridiculous, unconfortable, spooky! And they needed to back down on earth! I understand that makes Simon angry, and waste of time! Already, he is angry by dreamers, people in delirium, illusions, madness, who think they are the best, and worst when it is several, the delirium is bigger! In France we call that "Se monter le bourrichon" that is perfectly all that, and means "bad brainstorming mental madness with several people". Anyway. They make pity, but in bad way! A lot of people are infantiles, lost, proud, and totally out of reality! Scary!!! That is almost disgusting! Why call mercy? It is not a social contest! Even starving homelesses have more self respect and don't doing that! And them it is for life or death, eat or not! Damn! This show is an asylum, and a lot are close to stupidity and retarded! Intelligency under regular!

    • @mathiasstrom7790
      @mathiasstrom7790 Місяць тому

      The husband is such a wet sponge enabler, imagine having your wife behave like a toddler on national TV and then standing up for that behavior. Some people are just kinda hopeless

    • @draculastraphouse7863
      @draculastraphouse7863 Місяць тому +16

      Even if the annoying begging had worked, that doesn't mean anything at all, they would still have to go through so many other tests to make it to the end. They're so naive and delusional..

    • @Palletknifepaint
      @Palletknifepaint 28 днів тому

      Hilarious

  • @kieranhart5776
    @kieranhart5776 8 місяців тому +240

    When a contestant says “Whitney Houston” you know you’re in for a real treat!

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 3 місяці тому +1

      I am that contestant

    • @traceydaizy
      @traceydaizy 2 місяці тому

      😂😂

    • @mother0fpearlz772
      @mother0fpearlz772 2 місяці тому

      and losing some hearing XD

    • @hannahchallinor338
      @hannahchallinor338 2 місяці тому

      😮u8ru849ee0e8wpuueh9eue9eu0w8reurknhrrhieeie

    • @YasmeenKhan
      @YasmeenKhan Місяць тому +2

      see also: Mariah Carey, and occasionally Britney spears and Christina Aguilera

  • @annaarviso1520
    @annaarviso1520 Рік тому +901

    Imagine getting a “no” and then finding out that a woman who makes noises with her nose was put through 😂😂

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Рік тому +20

      @Anna Arviso. I know, that blew me away! Which instruments will she play through her nose in the next round?😎

    • @User-3O3
      @User-3O3 Рік тому +42

      It's all one big joke anyway.

    • @MontagZoso
      @MontagZoso Рік тому +35

      @@User-3O3Agreed. Probably put a few bad ones through so there’s someone to humiliate again in the next round. 😒

    • @michynature
      @michynature Рік тому +13

      And the topless dancer teacher? I didn’t understand that one either.

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Рік тому +6

      @@michynature - I think they were just in awe of her body, which I have to admit I 100% understand. She wasn’t much of a singer, though.

  • @alexjgraves
    @alexjgraves 4 роки тому +1357

    Let’s be honest we love the bad auditions more than the good auditions

  • @TheNei
    @TheNei 5 місяців тому +87

    Good singers = 0.01% confidence
    Bad singers = 1,000% confidence
    i'm the best, 10/10🤣🤣🤣

    • @mathiasstrom7790
      @mathiasstrom7790 Місяць тому +3

      People who are actually good knows their weaknesses and how much work it takes to sing well. Many people believe youre just born with a golden Voice and one day you open your mouth and perfect notes just flows out when any singer will tell you different lol

    • @openbook9000
      @openbook9000 Місяць тому +3

      Good singers tend to be a lot more humble than the bad singers lol

  • @MissManaged84
    @MissManaged84 5 місяців тому +122

    The cute Japanese woman was such a breath of fresh air! Just sweet and innocent.

    • @milly4556
      @milly4556 Місяць тому +18

      Ikr! Like you can’t say anything bad about her, she seems so sweet and kind ❤

    • @tinestokmo44
      @tinestokmo44 13 днів тому +6

      She was sweet, but st the same time it really creeps me out when grown-up women act like 10 year old girls... It's just not right!

  • @louisaaxo
    @louisaaxo 4 роки тому +1421

    these bad auditions are the only thing keeping me sane.

    • @cheryltunmore8901
      @cheryltunmore8901 4 роки тому +12

      Same here louisa!

    • @nancykelley7735
      @nancykelley7735 4 роки тому +10

      Louisa Owusu RIGHT!?!....me too

    • @mrgadget1485
      @mrgadget1485 4 роки тому +17

      Me too. I forgive myself so many poor decisions I have made in my life

    • @sw33ts0ur4
      @sw33ts0ur4 4 роки тому +3

      I wanna like your comment but you're on 69 like and I'll leave it there

    • @kikimoj9512
      @kikimoj9512 4 роки тому +5

      Same here 😊 Greetings from Montenegro 😊

  • @JohnSmith-hh2nz
    @JohnSmith-hh2nz 4 роки тому +563

    A tip to those rejected: don't go into the booth and smugly proclaim, "When I'm making millions and at the top of the charts, you missed out on a major opportunity." You won't, you're not, and they didn't.

    • @austinteutsch
      @austinteutsch 4 роки тому +26

      Amen. Lost souls with no talent.

    • @krisshaw9464
      @krisshaw9464 4 роки тому +9

      Lost turds

    • @krisshaw9464
      @krisshaw9464 4 роки тому +4

      @@Scratchingforcash your comment doesent actually make sense were did u get that out of what he said

    • @elainaknibb6809
      @elainaknibb6809 4 роки тому

      Mollie King from The Saturdays got a rude X Factor no and sort of managed it

    • @kyra_from_kerkyra
      @kyra_from_kerkyra 4 роки тому

      @@Scratchingforcash You obviously can't even read

  • @margaretsmallallan28
    @margaretsmallallan28 5 місяців тому +174

    Louis and Sharon bring magic and humour to the Judges panel. The entire place breaks out when Louis tells an audition to sing another song, while Simon goes absent for a cigarette to cool his temper!

  • @Linda-sq2ti
    @Linda-sq2ti 5 місяців тому +35

    Simon is so callous at times , but he knows best , and doesn't want to waste anyone's time if they are not good enough . He is just being honest .

    • @jessbarnes8521
      @jessbarnes8521 2 місяці тому +5

      Dannii always seems to say no. She seems a lot harsher than Kylie who seems sweet and warm.

  • @zillailluhr
    @zillailluhr 4 роки тому +1085

    Why do people think it’s illegal for the judges to say no?! lmao

    • @rainbows9060
      @rainbows9060 4 роки тому +35

      Narcasisic injury! Its the "Ouch Factor."

    • @OnlyInCSO
      @OnlyInCSO 4 роки тому +14

      cuz they are brit

    • @rainbows9060
      @rainbows9060 3 роки тому +7

      @@j.c7719 I agree. I guess they must become intolerant after a while.

    • @garyedwards5768
      @garyedwards5768 3 роки тому +16

      Because they can't handle being told the truth, they just want everyone to agree with them all the time

    • @helenJ34
      @helenJ34 3 роки тому +16

      Because People can't take Negative Criticisms and it's pathetic.

  • @elizabethdugan6941
    @elizabethdugan6941 4 роки тому +1455

    ever since quarantine I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every bad audition 😂😭😭

    • @BalsamCedar
      @BalsamCedar 4 роки тому +3

      elizabeth dugan that’s a mood

    • @DiscordBalls
      @DiscordBalls 4 роки тому +1

      Same here 😂😭

    • @nuala.delahunty
      @nuala.delahunty 4 роки тому

      elizabeth dugan only thing that’s kept me going

    • @Uurple
      @Uurple 4 роки тому

      True

    • @suzanneroche1243
      @suzanneroche1243 4 роки тому

      The bad ones are the best! Half of these people have to be deaf! 😳💩💕

  • @norbyn6537
    @norbyn6537 4 місяці тому +23

    the japanese lady was the cutest ever its like when someone has a hard crush on a guy and she finally got a hug and a kiss from her crush she didnt even care if they say yes or no her dream was already accomplished haha she so cute and polite that we didnt even care about her singing anymore

    • @Izzy-ql7mb
      @Izzy-ql7mb Місяць тому +1

      Ikr she was so adorable

    • @tinestokmo44
      @tinestokmo44 13 днів тому +2

      Do you not find it kinda creepy when adults act as ten year olds? Idk, I am really uncomfortable about it.

  • @gardenjoy5223
    @gardenjoy5223 Місяць тому +16

    Immediately loved the first contestant. What an UTTER sweetheart! Sorry her dream won't come true, but she has a heart of GOLD, and that's rare nowadays. Rarer than finding a superstar.
    Honey, you've got a lot to give to this world. Your kindness, the warmth of your smile, your honesty. You are an amazing person!

  • @madij.7464
    @madij.7464 4 роки тому +634

    In Emma’s audition her mother says “we have just pushed and pushed and pushed her” and then to Simon she does a full 180 and says “we’ve not pushed her” and that’s the most annoying thing about her parents attitude

    • @sethc6663
      @sethc6663 3 роки тому +35

      I thought they were going to eat the judges 😲

    • @leonjos8728
      @leonjos8728 3 роки тому +26

      They just want to be on TV ... especially the mother

    • @madij.7464
      @madij.7464 3 роки тому +14

      Leon Jos definitely, people like them sicken me to my core

    • @leonjos8728
      @leonjos8728 3 роки тому +15

      @@madij.7464 Advice for them... GET A REAL JOB !

    • @Millacks
      @Millacks 3 роки тому +17

      Have you seen them on nightmare neighbor? They're actually all pretty bad there. (it's the first episode of the first season)

  • @JohnSmith-hh2nz
    @JohnSmith-hh2nz 4 роки тому +397

    Other door...other door...other door...other door....
    Simon says so much in only two words.

    • @David-ve5iq
      @David-ve5iq 3 роки тому +6

      Technically thats 8 words.

    • @onieshianapoleon2547
      @onieshianapoleon2547 Рік тому +1

      Damn

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Рік тому

      @John Smith. I wonder why they don't put a sign....OTHER DOOR😎

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Рік тому +2

      “Other door” was Simonese for “you suck.”

  • @churchtalkunlimited
    @churchtalkunlimited 4 місяці тому +24

    Simon Cowell gets a bad reputation, for telling people the truth. Thank you Simon!

    • @ColinCorbin-sg7su
      @ColinCorbin-sg7su Місяць тому +1

      Some of them are barking mad I have the X factor yes but not on planet earth 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @ballisticmissl7919
    @ballisticmissl7919 4 місяці тому +39

    That Welsh maths teacher was absolutely hysterical

    • @sethieboy12
      @sethieboy12 Місяць тому +5

      "Tom Jones cant sing like John Song , thats me! .. Goodness me" 😂

    • @harrydyer6275
      @harrydyer6275 Місяць тому +1

      He was my favourite his reactions and shock was even funnier than audition

  • @kyahwoods9841
    @kyahwoods9841 4 роки тому +483

    Bad Singers: I’m amazing!
    Good Singers: I don’t think I’m good

    • @flyingcapsicum
      @flyingcapsicum 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, singing is no exception to the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

    • @lk4543
      @lk4543 3 роки тому +15

      Never fails to amaze me how delusional the bad singers are - if only we all believed in ourselves that much

    • @TylerPCoyne
      @TylerPCoyne 3 роки тому +3

      Pretty much sums it up

    • @faithfulforever6331
      @faithfulforever6331 3 роки тому +5

      @@flyingcapsicum I didn't know about the Dunning -Kruger Effect. I had to look it up to see what it meant. "Coined in 1999 by then-Cornell psychologists David Dunning and Justin Kruger, the eponymous Dunning-Kruger Effect is a cognitive bias whereby people who are incompetent at something are unable to recognize their own incompetence." It's amazing that it is so prevalent as to be actually recognized as a psychological state!

    • @faithfulforever6331
      @faithfulforever6331 3 роки тому +5

      And I do think it is also probable that people who ARE gifted, talented, intelligent, good-looking etc. very often do not recognize their own abilities or gifts. It all has to do with self-esteem. You can have way too much or not nearly enough.

  • @mjnathan3730
    @mjnathan3730 4 роки тому +1161

    These auditions are not something to be liked, but understood from an academic perspective!

    • @ZuccaEZagara
      @ZuccaEZagara 4 роки тому +3

      Jiiii haaaan!

    • @MairMills
      @MairMills 4 роки тому +28

      I am currently writing an essay on music as a competitive activity, all of this is great study material

    • @GrippingHorizon
      @GrippingHorizon 3 роки тому +54

      Obviously your not an academic

    • @jakehughes735
      @jakehughes735 3 роки тому +40

      And these people arent numbers there human beings

    • @xtonibx5770
      @xtonibx5770 3 роки тому +8

      @Petevo Is she actually dead?

  • @captainspalding69er
    @captainspalding69er 9 місяців тому +33

    50:35 singing group: we just need the right direction.
    Simon: yeah its over there, the door, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PatchedUpTwice
    @PatchedUpTwice Рік тому +35

    Has anyone who used their hand as an imaginary mic EVER gotten through to the next round?😂

  • @KitsuneNarutoKun
    @KitsuneNarutoKun 4 роки тому +1596

    These videos must take SO MUCH WORK because I don't think most of these clips are even on youtube! Thanks for the hard work!

    • @jasoncorr4619
      @jasoncorr4619 4 роки тому +93

      Glad someone else recognised it as I was also going to comment this! The videos have been a great laugh and time filler! Thanks for posting

    • @bonbon54545
      @bonbon54545 3 роки тому +17

      Are these bad auditions real?

    • @nathalieuy4055
      @nathalieuy4055 3 роки тому +2

      @@jasoncorr4619 huhh9

    • @Deangirl86
      @Deangirl86 3 роки тому +3

      All of these were already in x-factor compilations.

    • @bonbon54545
      @bonbon54545 3 роки тому +4

      Dean Girl are these bad auditions real?

  • @kaceyhill8802
    @kaceyhill8802 3 роки тому +339

    You just know the audition will be bad when they compare themselves to Whitney Houston, Celine Dion or Mariah Carey

    • @leonjos8728
      @leonjos8728 3 роки тому +15

      As soon as they say they good as this 3 divas..there’s when the disaster started

    • @ZuccaEZagara
      @ZuccaEZagara 3 роки тому +3

      ...or Leonard Cohen's Halleluiah. Been a row of cases like this in the 1st Hungarian series.

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 Рік тому

      This is the most copy pasted comment on these videos

    • @erinthesystem9608
      @erinthesystem9608 Рік тому +3

      I don't know why anyone tries to sing "My Heart Will Go On" on any of these shows. Almost nobody can sing that one without sounding like they're just yelling.

    • @erinthesystem9608
      @erinthesystem9608 Рік тому +1

      Saying you can sing like Freddy Mercury is another bad sign. Michael Jackson: NEVER goes well. People rarely pick more obscure artists that they wish to sound like, or people w/realistically-achievable voices (like Tom Waits).

  • @sw6188
    @sw6188 5 місяців тому +30

    I could tell Rachael had an attitude before she even opened her mouth. The facial expressions, the preening, the inappropriate attire. She's a "look at me" queen who thinks she's "all that".

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice 5 місяців тому +9

      Be nice if she’d wash her hair once in a while, too.🤢

    • @pollypurree1834
      @pollypurree1834 2 місяці тому

      She's a hooker, btw, who works at a massage parlor.

    • @dillaarts2
      @dillaarts2 Місяць тому

      She looked like she was on drugs

    • @dor4376
      @dor4376 26 днів тому +1

      It looked like there could be some substances... happening or sth? 😅

  • @melindapupos8668
    @melindapupos8668 6 місяців тому +29

    When Simon says it o the twins "everything was insane.
    The wigs" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I've heard it so many times and I still laugh very hard every time I hear it

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 3 роки тому +266

    Omg Simon messing with that guy who prepared 18 songs is the most lawful evil yet hysterically funny thing I've seen in ages.
    You would have thought that at some point, he'd catch on but no....

    • @matthewrutherford5198
      @matthewrutherford5198 Рік тому +5

      No. 😂

    • @yannii52
      @yannii52 Рік тому +3

      I love him! I have been looking for the UK Vampire Singer for the longest.

    • @darkemo96
      @darkemo96 Рік тому +10

      The guy should be doing ASMR videos he's got "the Voice" for it

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Рік тому +6

      I have to say that he had a nice voice…when he was speaking, NOT when he was singing!

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 8 місяців тому +3

      @@PatchedUpTwice I actually think I agree with you. Like... audiobooks or news reading or something

  • @gabe-po9yi
    @gabe-po9yi 3 роки тому +241

    The first woman, Susan what a sweet woman. You can tell she doesn’t have a lot of self-confidence, so it was really brave of her to get up in front of them and give it a go.

    • @farahsummers1171
      @farahsummers1171 Рік тому +36

      Yes she was an absolute sweetheart. I love that you saw that too. Beautiful comment ❤

    • @eliseobrien7709
      @eliseobrien7709 5 місяців тому +10

      Yes, but surely she doesn’t think she has a chance up against youth, beauty, good voices and personality. There are many venues where she could have her dream of performing in public, such as community choirs. The idea of being a celebrity is more important than being talented.

    • @lizzie1897
      @lizzie1897 5 місяців тому

      Think she’s on something, very slow. Too much confidence if she thinks she’s a singer or pop star

    • @anitap8057
      @anitap8057 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@eliseobrien7709 Right. I think she might do well in a choir.

    • @mirjanavarjacic4148
      @mirjanavarjacic4148 2 місяці тому

      Susan je predivna iako je bolesna.To se na njoj vidi.Zato se nitko nesmije ismijavati takvoj osobi.

  • @brunesi
    @brunesi 3 місяці тому +8

    Whoever selected the back music for each contestant is kind of a genius. It's right on point with the person attitude and an overall humorous ambience, even setting the mood according to the candidate's age often times. Really amazing job.

  • @sherrillbonner388
    @sherrillbonner388 2 місяці тому +7

    I love watching Sharon - she's the only one who acts interested in the singers and tries to lift them up without laughing in their faces !!

  • @iAmNothingness
    @iAmNothingness 4 роки тому +891

    No one can replace Louis Walsh!!!

    • @omariraqiman
      @omariraqiman 4 роки тому +53

      except johnny rocco the mafia man :D

    • @Deangirl86
      @Deangirl86 3 роки тому +25

      Louis Walsh? Same dude who tried to molest Mel B.

    • @dfadden62
      @dfadden62 3 роки тому +2

      Multiplicity did he die???

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay 3 роки тому +11

      Anyone can- even my dog. I don't see why everyone raves about Louis Walsh. Just a homely middle aged man.

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay 3 роки тому +3

      @@omariraqiman Johnny Rocco is a total loser.

  • @marym4613
    @marym4613 4 роки тому +394

    the way louis always looks at simon and just laughs is so adorable to me

    • @marym4613
      @marym4613 3 роки тому +1

      Guinea Pig maybe maybe

    • @witchycat15
      @witchycat15 3 роки тому +14

      "You've got 45 members??"

    • @slit4659
      @slit4659 3 роки тому +1

      Mary.....Simon and Louie are LOVERS...

    • @lalaland2107
      @lalaland2107 3 роки тому +11

      He has an adorable face. Can't lie.

    • @the-berries-and-cream-dude
      @the-berries-and-cream-dude Місяць тому

      It gives vibes when you find something funny and you turn to your friends to see if they’re also laughing 😂

  • @alwayssearching1882
    @alwayssearching1882 25 днів тому +3

    Louis laugh makes my bad day good.

  • @MM-ho1rw
    @MM-ho1rw 3 роки тому +178

    As soon as they say Whitney you know it's gonna be a train wreck.

  • @brian-thecommonbreath8388
    @brian-thecommonbreath8388 4 роки тому +468

    All round the towns and everything.

    • @zillailluhr
      @zillailluhr 4 роки тому +59

      It was good wasn’t it? Let’s face it

    • @ginaldeguer
      @ginaldeguer 4 роки тому +49

      and that is the truth of a matter

    • @ginaldeguer
      @ginaldeguer 4 роки тому +47

      nothing I'm lazy at the moment

    • @ginaldeguer
      @ginaldeguer 4 роки тому +42

      better than madonna

    • @evientually
      @evientually 4 роки тому +41

      That's very rude, isn't it?

  • @aarontaylor2308
    @aarontaylor2308 2 місяці тому +15

    The apprentice jockey with Louis and Sharon laughing. Iconic 😂😂😂😂

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 Місяць тому

      Sharon was horribly drunk and it's a total disgrace to let a drunk person judge. She always tells Simon and Louis to contain themselves and not laugh. Here she did, what they did. When they walked away, she even bumped against the door.
      Get your act together, Sharon! I liked your more sensible and oftentimes gentle approach. Lay off the booze!
      That said: race jockeys are tiny, thin people. This woman was not thin at all. Which makes her not an apprentice jockey. Don't know why she said that.

    • @fall-inpeace2523
      @fall-inpeace2523 26 днів тому

      @@gardenjoy5223 stfu she did just fine judging drunk or not she did great and that moment was more iconic than most people think BECAUSE she’s always so reserved so to see her let loose and laugh was refreshing

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 25 днів тому

      @@fall-inpeace2523 lol. I guess the stfu all applies to little weirdos like you.
      And pray, inform us how someone like you and the word peace go together. You've proven otherwise.

    • @m0chikim_
      @m0chikim_ 19 днів тому

      ​@@gardenjoy5223 Do you know her life? Hop off of her. Thats probably the exact reason he starting laughing at her first, cuz he didn't see a heavyset woman like her riding a horse. A bit insensitive tbh

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 19 днів тому

      @@m0chikim_ Sharon was indeed insensitive, which she normally is not.
      Being drunk on the job and in public is something not to be pushed under the rug though. I like Sharon at all other times.

  • @m.p.776
    @m.p.776 Місяць тому +4

    It's so cringey when people cry and beg the judges! Like, how can you embarrass yourself like that?

  • @jamesstafford6920
    @jamesstafford6920 2 роки тому +111

    It never fails. If someone says they have the X Factor and they have a 10 out of 10 voice, they're about to fall flat.

  • @bcd8208
    @bcd8208 4 роки тому +135

    "Simon I always thought that you were such a wonderful man who told the truth."
    "I did. It's a no."
    Straight up savage.

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Рік тому +3

      Johnny Rocko needs a reality check. Take the cannoli and leave us alone!😎

    • @hyeneacrete6777
      @hyeneacrete6777 2 місяці тому +4

      😂 Incredible! She is so much in her delirium, she think they are good, and Simon a man of word, so, she can not believe he say the true! 😂 Why he will dping that!? Waow! Impressive how far a delirium can goes on! 😂 If they were good, why he said No, bad, blabla. So stupid!

  • @theshadow100
    @theshadow100 11 місяців тому +9

    The reason the panel was failing ,because there was no laughter,Louie brought it

  • @veramandado4604
    @veramandado4604 3 місяці тому +5

    This is the funniest show to watch, I can’t believe that there are so people many so deaf in the world.

  • @themilkguzzler2467
    @themilkguzzler2467 2 роки тому +118

    "We just need the right direction"
    "Over there, the door"
    😂😂😂

    • @khina3061
      @khina3061 4 місяці тому +2

      My face when I heard it 😯

  • @erinthesystem9608
    @erinthesystem9608 Рік тому +48

    "That was horrible."
    "Horribly GOOD?"
    ~
    "I want to see my name in headlights."

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Рік тому +6

      He certainly won’t see his name in floodlights, or footlights. And he’ll only see headlights if he stops in front of a moving car at night.

    • @stefansekulic7903
      @stefansekulic7903 2 місяці тому +2

      Deer in the headlights😅

    • @murielleleblanc4377
      @murielleleblanc4377 5 днів тому

      @@PatchedUpTwicecracks me up that is funny

  • @bonniefowee3920
    @bonniefowee3920 3 місяці тому +3

    I like Simon he’s honest 😂

  • @reneminii
    @reneminii 10 місяців тому +9

    i love seeing the ones like “i’m gonna be a star, just watch this space” and now it’s like 20 years later and surprisingly… they aren’t stars

  • @kimberlygagnon-rix-sletten1443
    @kimberlygagnon-rix-sletten1443 4 роки тому +149

    Zoe reminded me of Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!! LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 4 роки тому +279

    I love Tushko from Japan. She was so adorable.

    • @boskeep1
      @boskeep1 4 роки тому +22

      i knowww she was like a puppy dog and I would protect her with my life

    • @asmrloves147
      @asmrloves147 3 роки тому +7

      Simon was so ready to bone her tho. Like it was all over his face 😂😭😭

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay 3 роки тому +3

      I thought she was a moron.

    • @asmrloves147
      @asmrloves147 3 роки тому +26

      Claudia Krizay why u gotta be like that😂😭 she was just so excited to see Simon loooool

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay 3 роки тому +2

      @@asmrloves147 First of all, the word is you, not "u." And loooool? What in the hell is that? More trashy internet lingo??? I would say do away with it. Why would anyone be that excited to see Simon anyways. Maybe she is a bit promiscuous???

  • @stormexaustralia77
    @stormexaustralia77 9 місяців тому +9

    Emma from Ramsbottom parents on the intro "we have pushed her and pushed her and got her to sing"..... in front of the judges "we've not pushed her" 😂😂😂😂

  • @steveleamont
    @steveleamont 9 місяців тому +28

    ‘If I wanna give birth on live tv while singing that’s my choice…’

  • @missydeyo5042
    @missydeyo5042 2 роки тому +80

    42:41
    "You've never stabbed anyone before?"
    "She murdered the song"
    💀💀💀🤣🤣

  • @Partypaddo
    @Partypaddo 4 роки тому +158

    "I wanna throw myself in the coffin after that" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Рік тому

      @cautiouslasagna - No, he meant they were depressing and morbid.

  • @knockoutking3764
    @knockoutking3764 6 місяців тому +14

    The twins looked older than 44! DAMN!

  • @jtg3765
    @jtg3765 3 місяці тому +4

    I love Sharon's control.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 4 роки тому +128

    Simon said the wigs and it was their actual hair..... OMG!!!

  • @Gonken88
    @Gonken88 2 роки тому +196

    Simon was spot on about the math tutor. Educated, pillar of the community, has access to kids and thinks that was acceptable.

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Рік тому +11

      @Gonken88. He was an absolute freak show!🤪😎

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Рік тому

      @Gonken88. Yes, that guy was one sick puppy. So hideous, untalented and unattractive. 🤮😎

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Рік тому +11

      But it was “for the people of Wales!” I have a feeling the people of Wales were all screaming “Nooooo!” at their TVs.

    • @chyaboi11
      @chyaboi11 5 місяців тому

      ​@@greeneyez0697Now you're doing too much

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 3 місяці тому +2

      He's a MATH teacher, not a singing teacher! He's as incapable as the rest of the bad singers to tell who is good or bad, but what do you expect? Being able to choose good singers to mentor is a SKILL, and why would a math teacher have that skill?

  • @geoffreyhart9058
    @geoffreyhart9058 5 місяців тому +9

    Simon:- 32:20 I love his one liners, for instance... 'If I was looking to hire a rug, I'd would hire you tomorrow' Priceless!

  • @rogibson9157
    @rogibson9157 6 місяців тому +3

    Susan was so sweet and sincere.

  • @nosferatu8530
    @nosferatu8530 3 роки тому +90

    It is insane how delusional most people are. Not just with singing on shows like this, but humanity in general. 90% are dangerously and seriously disturbed. It scares me beyond words...

    • @gorgjesss
      @gorgjesss 8 місяців тому +7

      Okay vampire lover 😂

    • @hyeneacrete6777
      @hyeneacrete6777 2 місяці тому +1

      I think same! A lot are disturbed, in delirium (i am the best, i will be star blabla), it is really cringe and spooky, beyond the funny context.

    • @jvampyre1744
      @jvampyre1744 2 місяці тому +1

      Meeee too..... Meeeee too!!!! The utter lack of self awareness is truly terrifying.

  • @peterpiper831
    @peterpiper831 3 роки тому +231

    That "family group" of 4 seem like they have come out of some cult.
    Very weird and manipulative.
    Then she says, " We just need the right direction."
    Simon says " It's over there, the door."

    • @blahblahblah4993
      @blahblahblah4993 3 роки тому +31

      They were awful! ‘I have to go out there and tell my kids!’ Christ 😧

    • @garyedwards5321
      @garyedwards5321 3 роки тому +4

      So deluded and it's sad they think they have any quality when in reality they can't sing

    • @Writeowl
      @Writeowl 3 роки тому +44

      “I’ve gotta go out there and tell my kids”. It’s a singing competition, not a terminal cancer diagnosis!! 😑😑😑

    • @biomutant1468
      @biomutant1468 2 роки тому +12

      Right, they probably weren’t seeing the big picture but everyone can tell they’re insincere and manipulative, if they had let them through they would’ve been eliminated quickly anyways because they were simply bad.

    • @neptunianmoon6285
      @neptunianmoon6285 2 роки тому

      Yeah, I hated them, wanted to punch the one couple.

  • @sharonstory6479
    @sharonstory6479 Місяць тому +3

    Sometimes I don't know how the judges stand listening to so many excruciatingly bad people who are truly convinced they can sing.

  • @pattiwalsh1119
    @pattiwalsh1119 6 місяців тому +4

    I love Louie Walsh. It's my name too! Walsh!

  • @a.r.mproductions5616
    @a.r.mproductions5616 3 роки тому +99

    Love Louis and Simon’s bromance. They’re always smiling at each other across the table. 😂❤️

    • @dannyrichards6233
      @dannyrichards6233 2 роки тому +1

      Lol. 😂

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay Рік тому

      @@dannyrichards6233 You are stupid and lazy using the expression "lol" with a dumb smiling face. obviously you can't think of anything more unusual to say.

  • @korruptionk6953
    @korruptionk6953 4 роки тому +108

    "It was terrible."
    No Way..

  • @judithfloyd4394
    @judithfloyd4394 11 місяців тому +11

    " we've literally pushed her and pushed her and pushed her" then mom says to Simon" we've not pushed her".....??

  • @Sandrineworld
    @Sandrineworld 5 місяців тому +4

    When i feel down, i just have to watch this and my mood is up again!

  • @gothicgrandma4559
    @gothicgrandma4559 3 роки тому +82

    Sharon Osbourne has just got the best poker face ever. Everyone else is completely unable to stop themselves laughing but Sharon is just totally straight faced. She must have had a lot of practice at it with her family's antics.

    • @mariahmueller579
      @mariahmueller579 Рік тому +12

      She's so nice and sweet too. I wonder why so many people think she's mean..

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Рік тому +6

      She’s been quite nasty to some contestants, but I like her anyway.

    • @fannyfroeschl
      @fannyfroeschl 10 місяців тому +3

      🙃
      I'm one of them & I am wondering about people who like her.
      Whenever I see her, I get fake & dishonesty vibes.
      I can't stand her.

    • @flickingbollocks5542
      @flickingbollocks5542 4 місяці тому +2

      She always tries to give them a positive message when they are so flicking bad.
      But I love her when she is sent over the top by these lunatics.

  • @NotQuiteFirst
    @NotQuiteFirst 2 роки тому +73

    1:43:19 Emma's mum: "we've literally pushed her and pushed her and pushed her, and got her to sing"
    1:46:12 Simon: You have to take responsibility for her disappointment
    Emma's mum: "we've not pushed her"

    • @user-tf8vj7bu2u
      @user-tf8vj7bu2u 4 місяці тому +2

      thats probably editing not gonna lie

  • @judithgarcia5732
    @judithgarcia5732 Місяць тому

    I haven't been able to watch TV because I was a very young mother so for the last 20 years I've been very busy and now bc the power of the internet I can watch all of these wonderful auditions. I've just caught on and hope there are plenty more. Very well done! Love it!

  • @robsonclaire1981
    @robsonclaire1981 5 місяців тому +7

    To the woman singing Whitney... My son came to my bedroom saying who's signing so horrible? They woke me up! Why was she screaming? Lol, yeah I should have turned it down lol, take the hint Mrs! Lol

    • @gcop7143
      @gcop7143 5 місяців тому

      OMG haha that’s really funny ngl

  • @louissmith1393
    @louissmith1393 4 роки тому +262

    Back when X Factor used to be entertaining.

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 Рік тому +8

      Now it's overproduced and fake

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Рік тому +5

      I stopped watching the bad auditions compilations when they had people audition in front of a live audience. I tried, but it wasn’t the same. So much more fun when it was just in front of the three or four judges. And once Simon left - forget it. (I’ve never seen the actual show; I just love the bad auditions!)

    • @EternalPayne
      @EternalPayne Рік тому

      At the people's expense

    • @moexxn
      @moexxn 5 місяців тому

      @@EternalPaynewell to be fair a lot of these people are so far up their own @sses that they seriously needed a reality check

  • @copandondotto
    @copandondotto 2 роки тому +119

    The fact that the husband was cursing at the cameras when his pregnant wife was told a no sort of worries me.

    • @abbymymonkeyandme2880
      @abbymymonkeyandme2880 Рік тому +48

      I see your point. He went from loving towards her, opening the door for her to flipping out, storming off without her and out comes the real arsehole who was depending on her to win the whole competition. Imagine what he'd be like if she didn't & probably wouldn't. Like i said arsehole.

    • @nopcshere6097
      @nopcshere6097 Рік тому +30

      It does point to an abusive marriage. If that's what he's like on worldwide TV, I hate to imagine what he's like behind closed doors.

    • @thine.
      @thine. Рік тому +22

      yeah.. the way he just ignored her and stormed off.. almost like "ugh you're not gonna make me money now despite it being possibly dangerous for you🤬🤬"

    • @mariahmueller579
      @mariahmueller579 Рік тому +24

      @@abbymymonkeyandme2880 I hope her and the child who would be close to 17 by now, are okay today. I hope that wonderful nice woman left him. He's just as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside too. That was scary...

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Рік тому

      @@mariahmueller579 - Amen! He saw her as his meal ticket. He was a scumbag, plain and simple.

  • @user-kw1hx4sx3l
    @user-kw1hx4sx3l 2 місяці тому +4

    'Do you know Elvis Presley?' - c'mon, really? 😆 🤣 😂

  • @fionagovan5001
    @fionagovan5001 Місяць тому +1

    That was brilliant fun watching. The Japanese girl was sooo sweet and Simon was lovely to her (and when he smiled he looked gorgeous!). Brilliant compilation! 😊😊

  • @goldenmoney9864
    @goldenmoney9864 4 роки тому +34

    Aww that Japanese lady was so humble , nice and cute🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @bookman5122
    @bookman5122 4 роки тому +369

    I feel so bad for the first lady. She was so sweet and innocent 😥😪

    • @ZuccaEZagara
      @ZuccaEZagara 4 роки тому +6

      ...but rather suitable to sing László Vikár's Turkic and Finno-Ugric collection from the Volga-Kama region, than any pop song.

    • @dawnmeek7875
      @dawnmeek7875 4 роки тому +16

      And they just laugh at her shame on them

    • @kayleebrown1826
      @kayleebrown1826 4 роки тому +2

      Poor Yong lady I she was wonderful

    • @TheSenija
      @TheSenija 4 роки тому +14

      Im So sad she doesnt have anyone close to her to tell her she should t go for an audition 😩

    • @flyingcapsicum
      @flyingcapsicum 4 роки тому +8

      I actually liked the timbre of her voice, and she could hold a note for a long time. But she was off-key.

  • @robblydubbly
    @robblydubbly 2 місяці тому +2

    Listen Susan’s a legend . I’d have loved to have grown up listening to her singing in the house like that . People need to appraise people who express themselves … she was such a sweetheart .. one of life’s innocent angelic beings x Susan I loved your singing ❤

  • @lindagroves2668
    @lindagroves2668 Місяць тому

    I watched the very 1st episode of Corrie and it was a walk back in time. Such characters, great fun, sad they are no longer with us. Thanks for the well presented programme.

  • @SimArtyPantz
    @SimArtyPantz 2 роки тому +65

    I hope Simon realizes the bad auditions are more important to us than winners for entertainment ❤️🤣❤️

  • @erehjeager9381
    @erehjeager9381 4 роки тому +79

    why are we so obsessed with these?

    • @michellehubertaagaard4481
      @michellehubertaagaard4481 2 роки тому +16

      Because it makes us feel better about ourselves 😂

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Рік тому

      @EveH Jeager. I wish I knew! But many of us are under some kind of spell!😎

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 5 місяців тому +3

    Thank you for uploading this. Great job and well done!!

  • @roller_fairy
    @roller_fairy 3 місяці тому +2

    I love how Louie looks over at Simon and laughs. its one of my favorite things.

  • @mrgadget1485
    @mrgadget1485 4 роки тому +77

    Louie: "I just can't see her riding a horse". LMAO!

  • @nancykelley7735
    @nancykelley7735 4 роки тому +65

    The sweet woman from Japan almost made me cry!!! SO INNOCENT!

    • @llbb110
      @llbb110 Рік тому +4

      Juvenile, rather

    • @mariahmueller579
      @mariahmueller579 Рік тому +7

      @@llbb110 I think in Japan they want the women to be more juvenile. They always look, dress, act and talk very child like. I always thought that was weird and odd. Creepy almost. She was pretty though.

  • @maria7689
    @maria7689 11 місяців тому +4

    How dare Simon breathe!😂

  • @steviehall251
    @steviehall251 5 місяців тому +2

    Totally agree bad auditions make the show....brilliant

  • @thisuserisntavalaible
    @thisuserisntavalaible 4 роки тому +176

    Rachel is freaking legend😂 just like our fav holistic vocal coach😂

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 4 роки тому +27

      The holistic coach passed away.

    • @thisuserisntavalaible
      @thisuserisntavalaible 4 роки тому +8

      SCRATCHING FOR CASH what😧 I didn’t know omg🤭

    • @erinmefford8041
      @erinmefford8041 4 роки тому +2

      Hedi Stylinsøn www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10421288/ariel-burdett-x-factor-death/amp/ sadly in November

    • @fionnuala.o
      @fionnuala.o 3 роки тому

      She got like, murdered or summ didn’t she? (Holistic vocal coach

    • @nancyclark864
      @nancyclark864 3 роки тому +3

      @Anna Likan she committed suicide.

  • @shadowrin1790
    @shadowrin1790 3 роки тому +40

    The pregnant lady sounded amazing!!!!

    • @hennessiekennedy5602
      @hennessiekennedy5602 2 місяці тому +8

      Right I felt so bad for her🥺

    • @mirahshay1833
      @mirahshay1833 2 місяці тому +9

      She was so good 😢 she deserved a yes. I hope she had another chance

  • @SamuelGBerman
    @SamuelGBerman Місяць тому +1

    Wild that not 1 person who said “u wait and see we will be BIG ONE DAY” ever got big

  • @jazze63
    @jazze63 2 місяці тому +2

    Watching these shows it always AMAZES me how many lunatics there is in this world!!

  • @thehoneybadger1223
    @thehoneybadger1223 4 роки тому +110

    Not all heroes wear capes, some make YT compilations ❤

    • @thehoneybadger1223
      @thehoneybadger1223 3 роки тому +5

      I doubt they see any money because the videos usually get claimed by someone else

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 Рік тому +3

      @@thehoneybadger1223 for real. They upload them for us.

  • @dr.padmajaguruprasad2912
    @dr.padmajaguruprasad2912 4 роки тому +96

    Louie, Sharon and Simon are literally me and my friends during lectures!!

  • @sarahcarr4335
    @sarahcarr4335 4 місяці тому +6

    They need to upload more videos cause I’m running out of ones I haven’t seen and once that happens I will fall into a deep depression 😅

  • @anamarija1898
    @anamarija1898 6 місяців тому +5

    The list of songs as he reads it sound more and more like a psycho Playlist. 😂

  • @caroline7693
    @caroline7693 Рік тому +51

    Sharon's reaction when the guy said he spent 50,000$ so far to be a singer says it all.

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Рік тому +8

      Someone was making themselves rich stealing that dude’s money while feeding him a ton of bullshit, that’s for sure.

    • @sw6188
      @sw6188 5 місяців тому +2

      $50,000. The dollar sign goes in front.

    • @SDS-ee9js
      @SDS-ee9js 2 місяці тому

      @@sw6188 Lol!

  • @ericarickert6775
    @ericarickert6775 3 роки тому +151

    The best part of all of this was the judges realizing they wanted Louie back! Louie brings a happiness and sillyness to the table that literally flows through with the other judges ... You can see the difference in all of the judges IMMEDIATELY! Their more relaxed and more into the role of judging and having a good time and laughing while doing their job. So happy to see the other judges admitting that they needed Louie back! 💖

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay Рік тому +5

      Louie is overrated. The show would be fine without him.

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Рік тому +6

      Erica Rickert, I’m with you: I loved Louie.

    • @sistagalsistagal8136
      @sistagalsistagal8136 4 місяці тому +2

      They must have Sharon and Louie at these auditions. And I love that they annoy Simon so much putting through bad ones, just for that very purpose. 😂

  • @mikesmancave8833
    @mikesmancave8833 6 місяців тому +4

    Poor emma. The mother is forcing her to live out her unrealised dream.

  • @spazarellapoet8735
    @spazarellapoet8735 2 роки тому +59

    That vocal coach stole that ladies money for 2 and a half years 80 pounds a session that is crazy

    • @robogreek3157
      @robogreek3157 Рік тому +16

      18 i think he said

    • @pollypurree1834
      @pollypurree1834 Рік тому +4

      He looked like a classic liberal. Seriously.

    • @jessbarnes8521
      @jessbarnes8521 2 місяці тому +2

      She was absolutely terrible. Get a refund.

    • @JMJung-od4em
      @JMJung-od4em Місяць тому

      He looks like a phony Ian Mckellan 😂 oh AND a classic liberal too.

    • @levent.a.7280
      @levent.a.7280 2 дні тому

      It's not his fault, the woman is delusional for believing a vocal coach can improve her voice, if you don't have it you don't have it.

  • @beardedentity
    @beardedentity 3 роки тому +92

    1:24:22
    That fiancee is a POS. He was thinking about the money he could be leeching off the woman (if she got into the competition) MORE than the safety of the baby and the mother. He reacted worse than the woman, which showed us everything.

    • @thine.
      @thine. 3 роки тому +10

      yeah, he seems like a real asshole... and the way he reacted seemed like he cares waaaay more about his wife winning than his wife delivering a baby

    • @robogreek3157
      @robogreek3157 Рік тому

      what the fuck happened to her teeth jesus