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  • @sixstacksw1tcher
    @sixstacksw1tcher Рік тому +691

    "so how much have you had to drink tonight?"
    "about half a water"
    broooo first guy had me dying

    • @glennturner4807
      @glennturner4807 Рік тому +8

      Moonshine is more like it...LOL

    • @jackdempsey6349
      @jackdempsey6349 Рік тому +26

      "i dont do well with tests"
      "why?"
      "i dont know, im a pretty straight forward guy"

    • @misschievous4850
      @misschievous4850 2 місяці тому

      Lmao I died

    • @K.Spade7902
      @K.Spade7902 21 день тому

      There's a channel where a reporter or lawyer goes around confronting cops with that question. Giving them the same hard time they give us. They don't react well!

    • @Marshall._F
      @Marshall._F 17 днів тому

      It’s the seriousness of the cop tolerating the guy that kills me💀😭

  • @patrickchubey3127
    @patrickchubey3127 5 років тому +2242

    " We don't catch the bright ones "....... best police comment ever.

    • @marcoAKAjoe
      @marcoAKAjoe 5 років тому +8

      Patrick Chubey very true

    • @JohnSmith-yi9cp
      @JohnSmith-yi9cp 5 років тому +4

      That guy was pretty innocent tho. He was just very poor thats all. Amd might had some mental issues thats why he had drugs

    • @andregracio6882
      @andregracio6882 5 років тому +69

      @@JohnSmith-yi9cp Suspended drivers license and trying to hide a gun...
      Right, innocent...

    • @CountryBoy109945
      @CountryBoy109945 5 років тому +31

      @@JohnSmith-yi9cp Poor? He had his own car, drugs and an illegal gun. I doubt he is poor or rich, just a common criminal and thief.

    • @jamesa.w.parisho8189
      @jamesa.w.parisho8189 5 років тому +26

      @@JohnSmith-yi9cp You are so high up on a cloud you have no idea how poor people in America live. You are very sheltered and naive. Visit Appalachia, where people have no plumbing, use outhouses and bucket baths. Where people still cook and heat their homes with cast iron stoves.

  • @joemilton7552
    @joemilton7552 2 роки тому +706

    bless that selfless man for volunteering for 12 years of probation...

    • @eulyduran7799
      @eulyduran7799 2 роки тому +3

      😫🤣

    • @dementedweasel1
      @dementedweasel1 2 роки тому +13

      @@eulyduran7799 Perhaps he will volunteer for jail time?

    • @cjturner370
      @cjturner370 Рік тому

      I know right 🤣🤣😂

    • @tytytyme33
      @tytytyme33 Рік тому +2

      I've been on probation for 2 years and couldn't imagine doing 10 more fucking years.

    • @Peabody388
      @Peabody388 Рік тому

      🤣😂🤣😂

  • @rsyoda943
    @rsyoda943 2 роки тому +23

    "Just tryna get home to grandma Betty she's not doing so well these days" LMFAOOOO

  • @edgarvilla6941
    @edgarvilla6941 5 років тому +3990

    " i was down at the longest beach this morning" officer: wheres that?" Driver: Long Beach

    • @guccifruit.
      @guccifruit. 5 років тому +52

      Edgar Villa I thought that’s what I heard him say lol

    • @Rocmax417
      @Rocmax417 5 років тому +119

      Edgar Villa if I went to Long Beach I would make that joke all the time for the rest of the day, and I don’t even drink it’s just punny

    • @onbored9627
      @onbored9627 3 роки тому +68

      @@Rocmax417 that shit made me laugh so fucking hard. "long beach" his delivery is so perfect.

    • @ozbarge9761
      @ozbarge9761 2 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gwenthompson8347
      @gwenthompson8347 2 роки тому +3

      😁😁😁😁

  • @somebutter6755
    @somebutter6755 2 роки тому +896

    “You mind doing some tests for us?”
    “No I don’t do too good on tests.”
    “Why’s that?”
    “I’m a pretty straightforward guy.”

  • @melodysmith6429
    @melodysmith6429 Рік тому +53

    After all these years I still have that saying stuck in my head.
    "We don't catch the bright ones!"

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA Рік тому

      They don't catch the privileged ones either, guilty of some very high crimes, which would be their political bosses. Things like dead supreme Judges who die at a party after dinner, with no investigation or autopsy, (Justice Scalia), resulting in rigged elections,---- are pretty high crimes of the privileged.

  • @Osmone_Everony
    @Osmone_Everony 2 роки тому +47

    8:27 Cop: "Both victims a 100% identified you as the suspect":
    Suspect: "Three!"
    🤣😂😆

    • @thisisntanoption702
      @thisisntanoption702 Рік тому +5

      I didn't hear the suspect say that. Sounded like the other cop.

    • @larajones175
      @larajones175 4 дні тому

      Yep Besides the 2 victims there was another 3 . Held up with a loaded Pew Pew And he fired it as well @ 8:30 time stamp.

  • @The_Rad_Dad3
    @The_Rad_Dad3 3 роки тому +889

    Legend has it, he’s STILL playing Atomic Dove to this day....

    • @TheGamersGrotto
      @TheGamersGrotto 2 роки тому +11

      Ohhhh ... I thought he was saying Atomic Dung lol

    • @donutdan1508
      @donutdan1508 2 роки тому +36

      @@TheGamersGrotto Right on man! Atomic Dung is the shit!

    • @thegreathutt
      @thegreathutt 2 роки тому +65

      well you don‘t become one of the the best nations in the country by slacking off

    • @ralph1881
      @ralph1881 2 роки тому +13

      The devs make updates on the google play store cuz hes putting them thru college 🤣

    • @TheGamersGrotto
      @TheGamersGrotto 2 роки тому +1

      @@donutdan1508 LOL

  • @BUCKEYE614
    @BUCKEYE614 2 роки тому +2674

    The guy in the beginning definitely wasn’t drunk. He was just a straight forward guy.

    • @matiasgonzalez1149
      @matiasgonzalez1149 2 роки тому +28

      🤣

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 2 роки тому +155

      just tryna get back to grandma Betty, she isnt doin real good

    • @carpii
      @carpii 2 роки тому +28

      doesn't the sobriety test require you to walk straight forward? Why would he have such a problem doing well with that?

    • @cocksure8430
      @cocksure8430 2 роки тому +34

      Yeah, drove his car 'straight forward' into a bush......

    • @email4664
      @email4664 2 роки тому +11

      Portland Oregon. Lots of drunk bubbas around

  • @Slicer1475
    @Slicer1475 2 роки тому +485

    Dude - "I've never committed a crime in my life."
    Cop - "But you're on probation."
    Dude - "Yes."
    Cop - "You volunteered to be on probation for 12 years? For burglary?"
    Dude - "Yes."

    • @christopheraaron8299
      @christopheraaron8299 Рік тому +10

      You don't have to commit a crime to be found guilty of one.

    • @Slicer1475
      @Slicer1475 Рік тому +1

      @@christopheraaron8299 ain't that the truth? Heard that.

    • @Developer-online
      @Developer-online Рік тому +4

      just another straight forward guy

    • @mandymoore5774
      @mandymoore5774 Рік тому

      @christopher Aaron TOUCHÉ sir! Touché!

    • @Chris-cf2kp
      @Chris-cf2kp Рік тому +2

      I mean *technically* it is actually a coherent statement, even if he clearly doesn't (and didn't during the burglary) realize he 'volunteered' for probation when he committed the crime lol..

  • @Taelyr
    @Taelyr 2 роки тому +49

    “Maybe you’ll voluntarily admit you stole this stuff and voluntarily go to jail” 💀💀

  • @predictorbibulous3327
    @predictorbibulous3327 2 роки тому +2537

    "He's jealous of me playing the web, I'm one of the top, top nations in the country" Just profound wisdom

  • @thesmallestfeller
    @thesmallestfeller 5 років тому +1623

    How much have you had to drink tonight?
    “Uhno...like half a water.”

    • @breselexiapsychicmedium346
      @breselexiapsychicmedium346 5 років тому +31

      WorthyofJustice that shit was funny

    • @j.camarero5567
      @j.camarero5567 5 років тому +13

      *21 Savage voice* A LOT

    • @violentpolska
      @violentpolska 5 років тому +14

      Dude i wanna fukin' party with that first guy!!! Him and Grandma Betty! X-D

    • @imhappyandyou.4003
      @imhappyandyou.4003 5 років тому +7

      Call the man a taxi or an Uber!. He earned it with that funny a** answer!. LOL

    • @ralphdiaz7288
      @ralphdiaz7288 3 роки тому +16

      Don’t do well with test just a straight forward guy😂😂

  • @DetectiveTrupo203
    @DetectiveTrupo203 Рік тому +51

    For some reason the nonchalant way the last cop says "don't break your face, just sit back there and relax " is absolutely killing me

    • @rckkeller9437
      @rckkeller9437 6 місяців тому +3

      Definitely a trump voter…

  • @yishaithegift9953
    @yishaithegift9953 2 роки тому +28

    "I don't do good with test"
    Cop- "Why's that?"
    ..."I'm a pretty straight forward guy."
    I don't know why I thought that reply was genius. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joyo8943
    @joyo8943 2 роки тому +935

    Judge: "we're going to need someone to volunteer for some probation."
    That guy: "over here, I'll do it."
    Judge: "thank you sir."

    • @tjwright
      @tjwright 2 роки тому +19

      I just see a scene from Hunger Games.. " I offer myself as tribute". LOL

    • @loveall1013
      @loveall1013 2 роки тому +21

      That was the funniest part of the show. “I ain’t never done a crime in all my life.” “You’re on probation. What’d you do, volunteer for it?” “Yes, I volunteered.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 didn’t he say it 12 years too? 😂

    • @bobbyshmurda5225
      @bobbyshmurda5225 2 роки тому +5

      ::::: "idk how I got on probation"

    • @krumby
      @krumby 2 роки тому +7

      BWhahahaha!!!!! Man, stupid is as stupid does! :-D

    • @AimForTheBushes908
      @AimForTheBushes908 2 роки тому

      😂😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @love_wins_2218
    @love_wins_2218 2 роки тому +1403

    " I've never committed a crime in my life."
    LE: "So you voluntarily are on probation for 12 years?"
    "Yeah"
    🤦🤣😎

    • @tkso.philly3879
      @tkso.philly3879 2 роки тому +14

      Why are you on probation? -I don't know. I guess because I haven't been wearing my face mask and I caught it somewhere-

    • @Yosetime
      @Yosetime 2 роки тому +3

      @@tkso.philly3879 hahahaha!!

    • @tiptopanteater7713
      @tiptopanteater7713 2 роки тому +3

      thats a long ass commitment

    • @justinhansen9361
      @justinhansen9361 2 роки тому

      Thought it was 12 months? 🤔

    • @slimbuttermilk
      @slimbuttermilk 2 роки тому +2

      That one broke the needle on the LMFAO meter.

  • @randomgrinn
    @randomgrinn 2 роки тому +14

    "I'm one of the top nations in the country". Such talent.

  • @lankey6969
    @lankey6969 Рік тому +14

    "I want to press charges and I personally want to beat her myself, but I won't do that."
    I love that woman.

  • @sabrinakoodabachus9561
    @sabrinakoodabachus9561 2 роки тому +228

    “Why are you bleeding?”
    “He beat me with a stick”😂😂😂😂

    • @TheRisingStorm316
      @TheRisingStorm316 Рік тому +3

      *Well, he’s not wrong.*

    • @Anonymous-lq2bs
      @Anonymous-lq2bs Рік тому +4

      Back in my day we didn’t have video games. We went outside and beat n-words with sticks.

    • @cbbro4890
      @cbbro4890 Рік тому

      @@Anonymous-lq2bs 🤔

  • @Squeaxx
    @Squeaxx 5 років тому +389

    “Thought he was being cute blowing his hanky but he blew his crack.” 😂😂😂

    • @gwenthompson8347
      @gwenthompson8347 2 роки тому +5

      😁😁😁😁

    • @felixbarriga3454
      @felixbarriga3454 2 роки тому +1

      Haha

    • @andrewchapman5659
      @andrewchapman5659 2 роки тому

      "Just one Second"

    • @jacobblunk5645
      @jacobblunk5645 Рік тому

      Hahaha 😂

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      @kevin2good4u6 23 дні тому

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  • @rj5801
    @rj5801 2 роки тому +18

    Golden quotes from this lmao:
    "So you voluntarily decided to do 12 years probation."
    "Yeah, that's it. Voluntarily."
    From handcuffs:
    "Suspect what?! What chu' mean suspect?"

  • @Wutzmename
    @Wutzmename Рік тому +17

    I laughed MAO when they placed him in the back *_STILL IN HIS CROSSDRESSING CLOTHES!!_* 🤣

  • @louisavondart9178
    @louisavondart9178 2 роки тому +773

    Like father, like son... Reminds of a time when I took a young man in for DWI. His father drove to the police station to collect him. Drunk. So he gets arrested. Then mom comes to collect them. Drunk. Whole family locked up in one night for the same offence. The judge was not amused.

    • @SpaceCadet4Jesus
      @SpaceCadet4Jesus 2 роки тому +97

      That's three tacos short of a combination platter.

    • @matildabishops9196
      @matildabishops9196 2 роки тому +21

      @@SpaceCadet4Jesus ….That’s a big platter!

    • @matildabishops9196
      @matildabishops9196 2 роки тому +7

      @@SpaceCadet4Jesus ….That’s a big platter!

    • @zzbudzz
      @zzbudzz 2 роки тому +5

      🤦 🤦 🤦

    • @walteroreilly8963
      @walteroreilly8963 2 роки тому +9

      Except that the father committed no crime and was arrested.

  • @WolfMoonstarMAC
    @WolfMoonstarMAC 2 роки тому +541

    Officer "How'd you get on probation? You volunteer for it?"
    DA: "yup I volunteered for it"
    Best line ever.

    • @scuddrunner1
      @scuddrunner1 2 роки тому +20

      I watched one of theses where the cop found drugs in the bad guys pants pocket and the bad guy says, Officer, I'm as shocked as you are. These aren't even my pants.

    • @mazystarr
      @mazystarr 2 роки тому

      ask a stupid question......

    • @WifeBTR123
      @WifeBTR123 2 роки тому +3

      DA = dumbass?

    • @rippinglipfishing
      @rippinglipfishing 2 роки тому +2

      @@scuddrunner1 yeah that’s the go to excuse lol

    • @brookemcquale5096
      @brookemcquale5096 2 роки тому +1

      Technically, that may be true, if he plea-bargained.

  • @craigcricket7932
    @craigcricket7932 2 роки тому +4

    29 years sober. Thank you God.

    • @self-righteousideologue9398
      @self-righteousideologue9398 2 роки тому

      What are your thoughts on, "Nobody ever really quits. An addict is an addict when the chips are down." And the other quote, "An addict never truly quits. If he lived the rest of his life never getting drunk/high, then that means he didn't live long enough."
      A couple quotes I remember reading or hearing somewhere

    • @craigcricket7932
      @craigcricket7932 2 роки тому +2

      @@self-righteousideologue9398
      Don't believe everything you hear.

  • @SUBtrauma
    @SUBtrauma 7 місяців тому +3

    I watch this kind of stuff and I feel like an angel and a genius all at the same time.

  • @renee7528
    @renee7528 2 роки тому +356

    I don’t know why him referring to Grandma Betty is tickling me - and referring to the water as all he’d drank 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @melvinve7354
      @melvinve7354 2 роки тому +9

      Grandma betty aint doing so good.... better go drink and drive

    • @strangevisions5162
      @strangevisions5162 2 роки тому

      @Renee "him referring to Grandma Betty is tickling me "
      so that's how it is in your family...

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 роки тому

      @@strangevisions5162 projected onto others 😂

    • @pacefka
      @pacefka Рік тому +1

      "Why dont you do good with tests?"
      "I don't know, I'm a pretty straightforward guy..."

    • @radicalizedonline6825
      @radicalizedonline6825 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂 I swear the way he says it like the cop is going to be ohhh grandma Betty ?! 😮 ohh your free to go

  • @eddietucker3334
    @eddietucker3334 2 роки тому +46

    0:50 "What's your master plan here?" Best cop question I've ever heard!

    • @codyeble6764
      @codyeble6764 Місяць тому

      Like a true evil genius, he never revealed it

  • @skahler
    @skahler Рік тому +60

    That security guard at 8:50 is lucky to be alive

    • @edwardgatey8301
      @edwardgatey8301 Рік тому

      Yeah. Observe and report security.

    • @shawnneice4322
      @shawnneice4322 Рік тому

      ​@@edwardgatey8301 what do you mean?

    • @Onlyhiphopbrendan
      @Onlyhiphopbrendan Рік тому +3

      @@shawnneice4322 He means they normally observe crimes taking place and report them to police. They are not always authorized to chase someone like that. He is unarmed security; armed security have much more leeway with pursuing criminals.
      I bet you that if he in fact did get shot, the casino would pull up some inane policy they have from years ago in very small print, saying you are not allowed to chase. His family wouldn't have gotten anything. Very selfless of him to do that though.

    • @shawnneice4322
      @shawnneice4322 Рік тому +1

      @@Onlyhiphopbrendan It depends on the state and the company. As I was CLEET certified armed security in Oklahoma City for a few years.

    • @Onlyhiphopbrendan
      @Onlyhiphopbrendan Рік тому +1

      @@shawnneice4322 Sorry, clarification, Armed security has much more leeway with what they are and are not able to do. Yellow shirts aren't armed.**
      Shawns right.

  • @Alexander-gt4rc
    @Alexander-gt4rc 2 роки тому +58

    "There's an overwhelming amount of evidence against you". Lol. Can you imagine if most criminals were halfway intelligent? The cops would just be driving around all day with nothing to do.

    • @mlawless89
      @mlawless89 2 роки тому

      Ew cops are f****** gross

    • @meems-ke1eb
      @meems-ke1eb Рік тому +1

      Actually, many of them are smart. Blue collar, white collar and everything in between. Shame they don't use it for good.

    • @IMWeira
      @IMWeira Рік тому +1

      Every time they get sent to jail, they come back dumber. And the smart ones don't come back for seconds.

    • @Anonymous-lq2bs
      @Anonymous-lq2bs Рік тому +1

      They literally drive around all day with nothing to do in suburban areas here. They just do speed traps.

    • @Hamed_n69
      @Hamed_n69 Рік тому

      the cops work for the smart ones

  • @jakobsanchez4265
    @jakobsanchez4265 5 років тому +150

    I like how the guy said he loves the officer and the officer said “I love ya too” haha that’s a real man. Tough love is the realest love a man can give. 👍👍

  • @9elevinTV
    @9elevinTV 5 років тому +140

    6:30 he said he volunteered to be on probation for 12 years😭😭😭 I'm done

    • @2fangs298
      @2fangs298 2 роки тому +6

      Ive met someone w eyes like his he is dangerous

  • @sama1220
    @sama1220 7 місяців тому +5

    “I volunteered for 12 months of probation for burglary.” That’s crazy 😂😂😂😂

  • @ianckoerner
    @ianckoerner Рік тому +4

    “Don’t break your face” omg that wrecked me 🤣

  • @gingotdrip
    @gingotdrip 5 років тому +160

    "Grandma Betty." 😂

  • @briansierzega
    @briansierzega 2 роки тому +158

    This video taught me one thing:::
    If you want to spot the criminal in any crowd, look for the guy that’s not wearing a shirt! lol 😂

    • @TheRisskee
      @TheRisskee 2 роки тому +4

      It's actually a profiling tactic at least in CA that I know of. I've had multiple LEOs tell me that if someone they suspect have their shirt off, they're either a felon or are going to be. Lol 🤷‍♀️

    • @Daniel-S1
      @Daniel-S1 2 роки тому +8

      No shirt, no brain.

    • @roastytoasty8559
      @roastytoasty8559 2 роки тому

      @@Daniel-S1 no brain no shirt haha

    • @helloimclaudio
      @helloimclaudio 2 роки тому +3

      @@Daniel-S1 you must be out of shape

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 роки тому

      He had to hide the wife beater tshirts not his muscles, wish they exercised their brains more than their right to toxic masculinity 😂

  • @Lenny.262
    @Lenny.262 2 роки тому +6

    First guy needs to be director of tourism for the city of Long Beach, California: "Welcome to Long Beach, the world's longest beach" LOL!!✊😂

  • @codyglover9317
    @codyglover9317 2 роки тому +12

    "Ok so you can voluntarily admit that you stole this stuff and voluntarily go to jail" I busted up

  • @shawnmiller163
    @shawnmiller163 2 роки тому +41

    “Is it stuff in your bra? You are wearing a bra right?” Subtle digs at that dude cross dressing 😂😂😂

    • @brankobelfranin8815
      @brankobelfranin8815 Рік тому +1

      that old guy was something else hahaha, cross dressing almost santa

    • @Wutzmename
      @Wutzmename Рік тому

      I laughed MAO when they placed him in the back *_STILL IN HIS CROSSDRESSING CLOTHES!!_* 🤣

  • @mistrjt9213
    @mistrjt9213 5 років тому +368

    Woman lives with current boyfriend AND ex boyfriend with her kids who are neither of theirs but calls them both step-daddy. Now that's some drama for that mama!

    • @louisavondart9178
      @louisavondart9178 2 роки тому +3

      Typical hetero stuff...

    • @pixbyeli
      @pixbyeli 2 роки тому +5

      She must have that good good

    • @nas9229
      @nas9229 2 роки тому +27

      @@louisavondart9178 ??? Like getting aids is typical gay stuff? What are u on about g

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 2 роки тому

      😳😳😳😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

    • @TheRisskee
      @TheRisskee 2 роки тому +8

      @@louisavondart9178 sorry but I know at least 2 lesbian couples this same exact scenario has happened to. Although, one of them I went to school with and she was married to 8 men before she decided she wanted to shack up with a lady and they got married too and broke up and she started dating another woman and that's when it happened. She's a real damn winner...😬 Another friend and I stay connected with her on FB just to witness the drama. 🤣 We just wanna se who she's married to each month.🤣🤣🤣 And I'm not even exaggerating on 8 different marriages. 9 including the woman she married and divorced. And every time she ends a marriage, she deletes her FB and adds everyone she knew before to her new one. It's absolutely wild!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ammon6
    @Ammon6 Рік тому +5

    "im a pretty straightforward guy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheRisingStorm316
    @TheRisingStorm316 2 роки тому +10

    Some of these are downright funny as hell because 80% of the criminals are never the brightest bulbs in the box

  • @willelliott5052
    @willelliott5052 2 роки тому +160

    Damn, some police dept will be very fortunate to hire that dedicated security guard.

    • @Foxyfreedom
      @Foxyfreedom 2 роки тому +16

      Or signed by an NFL team

    • @Inkednfree333
      @Inkednfree333 2 роки тому +3

      As a fellow security officer I can say most cops don’t like us or give us respect. If he does make it into becoming a cop they will prob treat him bad

    • @blastofo
      @blastofo 2 роки тому +7

      I'm shocked that he chased the dude. In California most security guards aren't allowed to do anything other than call the cops. They're not even allowed to break up a fight or make any physical contact. Probably too many workers comp claims.

    • @MiloTheRuler
      @MiloTheRuler Рік тому +4

      I did security in Vegas for 14 years, what that guy did was dumb not heroic... He chased a man who he knew was armed while he himself was not armed, just to retrieve credit cards and IDs that are easily replaced... His life is not, had he died those women would've went back to their home country and never thought twice about him 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @jackiechan4AAR
    @jackiechan4AAR 3 роки тому +184

    I love when they act like they don’t know their license is suspended

    • @Tunis11
      @Tunis11 2 роки тому +11

      To be fair mine was suspended for 9 months and I had no idea until I tried to renew it. They never sent a letter or contacted me. I paid my speeding ticket within the week I got it, but still somehow ended up with a suspended license. Shit happens.

    • @dickhitswater4836
      @dickhitswater4836 2 роки тому +7

      I had one that I didn’t realize because I’d paid the ticket but didn’t go back in for the second court date that I didn’t realize I had to go to once the fine was paid off. Tried renewing my license, was told it was suspended and to go to the courthouse to find out why. Guess what they do at the court house if you missed a court date? They put out a warrant and suspend your license resulting in my extremely surprising arrest while just trying to renew a license lol. It was just book and release but still not a fun way to spend a couple hours.

  • @sniffith745
    @sniffith745 Рік тому +5

    I feel better about myself after watching these videos

  • @les_5184
    @les_5184 2 роки тому +11

    Idk why but the dude throwing the crack followed up by the officer's completely monotone voice saying "this guy is going to jail" is fucking hilarious to me. All of these are funny, I actually enjoy the officers witty comebacks and call outs.

  • @liamshockley1856
    @liamshockley1856 5 років тому +233

    "One of the top nations in the country"😂

  • @michjean2297
    @michjean2297 6 років тому +114

    *You're under arrest for simple assault right now-*
    *I DIDN'T ASSAULT NOBODY!*
    *-and public intoxication.*
    *...I said I lOvE yAaa*
    I like how he doesn't even try to fight the intoxication charge

  • @theoliviaarchives4794
    @theoliviaarchives4794 2 роки тому +7

    17:36 "Like father, like son." Lol!

  • @frenchabortion
    @frenchabortion Рік тому

    These were legit ALL bangers. Nothing but hits

  • @TballAllStar
    @TballAllStar 2 роки тому +13

    9:16 “let me change my change my clothes and ill tell you everything” 😂😂😂 dude was down badddd

  • @twofifty5327
    @twofifty5327 5 років тому +221

    Don't you just hate it when you're just hanging around minding your own business when someone manages to steal your snot rag and put drugs in it!!

  • @markhoskins7314
    @markhoskins7314 Рік тому +6

    AWESOME JOB OFFICERS STAY SAFE

  • @dodgerrichie7274
    @dodgerrichie7274 Рік тому +5

    What these poor cops have to go through and see everyday. Just amazing. It might be entertaining for us, I can only imagine how stressful it must be for the police officers.

  • @frostwitch7234
    @frostwitch7234 6 років тому +60

    "Oh there we go! Looky there! Oh, by the way, you're under arrest." XD!!!!

    • @enriqueh.1951
      @enriqueh.1951 5 років тому +1

      That is the fakest ass quote I’ve ever heard from an officer

    • @frostwitch7234
      @frostwitch7234 5 років тому +1

      Compared to what? Are you an officer who's been on the job? I'm going to go out on a limb and say no. It was a quote from a police officer. But then again, what could we expect from just another loser who wishes he was Japanese.. "Hiroshi san"... LMFAO..

    • @blakeeckert5810
      @blakeeckert5810 5 років тому +1

      what can we expect from an overdramatic keyboard cowboy like yourself.... "whisper darkling" lmfao sounds like something a teenager worships and cuts his little wrists to

    • @maggiep9007
      @maggiep9007 5 років тому

      People don't act natural on camera.
      Plus they were feeling proud of themselves dragging this crazed salesman out of his home.

  • @robgiavanno6200
    @robgiavanno6200 2 роки тому +215

    You have to give law enforcement a round of applause for what they have to deal with. 👏

  • @Caroline.01
    @Caroline.01 Рік тому +1

    "Down at the worlds longest beach this mornin"
    "Where's that at?"
    "Long Beach"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @47485ksc
    @47485ksc 2 роки тому +2

    "I was at the longest beach in the world." "Where's that?" "Long Beach." Classic.

  • @robinoconnor553
    @robinoconnor553 2 роки тому +384

    As opposed to the Karen's that get arrested, most of these folks actually understand that the police can, in fact, arrest you.

    • @brookemcquale5096
      @brookemcquale5096 2 роки тому +26

      Well, after a certain amount of times they figure it out.

    • @mandymoore5774
      @mandymoore5774 2 роки тому +9

      Oh absolutely! There’s quite literally no point whatsoever in resisting! All ur doing is mentally & physically exhausting yourself. Their SO NOT gonna be like “ok, u got free, ur SO good to go!”

    • @areaxisthegurkha
      @areaxisthegurkha 2 роки тому

      @@brookemcquale5096 lmao

    • @strangevisions5162
      @strangevisions5162 2 роки тому +8

      @Robin O'Connor "As opposed to the Karen's that get arrested"
      As opposed to the Sha'nequas, who you're not allowed to arrest

    • @hausmaster9801
      @hausmaster9801 2 роки тому +1

      A lot of them don’t even have weapons drawn on them either 🤔

  • @downfromthereeefters
    @downfromthereeefters 5 років тому +36

    8:02 “I don’t speak English very good” 😍 adorable

  • @jonathanbell9349
    @jonathanbell9349 2 роки тому +9

    That guy is really nice to volunteer for probation lol

  • @AW-ue2ls
    @AW-ue2ls 2 роки тому +5

    He keep saying “grandma Betty” like him and the cop are relatives and that’s both of their grandma…instead of saying my grandma.😹😹

  • @666bishopTPRpro
    @666bishopTPRpro 2 роки тому +24

    So that's why I struggled in school. I am just a straight forward guy 🤣

  • @canoe365
    @canoe365 2 роки тому +100

    Oh my goodness, hats off to these police officers. How they keep a straight face in these situations is AMAZING. Thank you officers for your work.

  • @gregakinson2800
    @gregakinson2800 2 роки тому +37

    Lots of respect and sympathy for cops.

    • @JohnSmith-cc3ud
      @JohnSmith-cc3ud Рік тому +1

      They chose the job and half of em are corrupt and abuse their power or break the law themselves. But yea sure what u said

    • @hb-ol9oc
      @hb-ol9oc 7 місяців тому

      @@JohnSmith-cc3ud Sounds like a pretty emotional comment, no facts.

    • @JohnSmith-cc3ud
      @JohnSmith-cc3ud 7 місяців тому

      @@hb-ol9oc those are definitely facts. Sounds like your emotions were affected by reading them. Are you a corrupt cop?

    • @soda_coirpc8224
      @soda_coirpc8224 2 місяці тому

      ​@@JohnSmith-cc3udThe news always shows the bad side of cops, dont watch it if you do, its not good.
      Ive seen a lot of wonderful police vids.
      Like this one because it funni

    • @JohnSmith-cc3ud
      @JohnSmith-cc3ud 2 місяці тому

      @@soda_coirpc8224 the " news " doesn't always show anything except what they're allowed by biased opinion, and depending on the influence in ones life vs the understanding of reality in general you will gain certain perspectives. The facts are that there are too many corrupt cops and too many cops that don't hold them accountable. Addressing that is far more important than praising someone for doing the very thing they chose to get paid for.

  • @prestonwarren2692
    @prestonwarren2692 Рік тому +2

    The son and dad was the best🤣

  • @ASecretLynn
    @ASecretLynn 2 роки тому +72

    "I ain't never been to jail in my life"
    "But your on probation?"
    "Yup"
    I am DEAD 🤣🤣🤣

    • @evansellars8728
      @evansellars8728 2 роки тому +8

      You can catch probo without jail time...

    • @dannythompson1948
      @dannythompson1948 2 роки тому +2

      I got 6 months probabtion from a ticket.. In california, you get caught with personal amounts of hard drugs, you get a citation and you'll be on probation.

    • @Cyb3rM1nd
      @Cyb3rM1nd 2 роки тому +7

      He didn't say he never been to jail. He said he never committed a crime, yet was on probation.

  • @faithinhumanity3390
    @faithinhumanity3390 6 років тому +334

    i dont do very good with tests .. why not idk im a straight forward guy haha

    • @Clod15
      @Clod15 6 років тому +18

      forward*

    • @jonslg240
      @jonslg240 5 років тому +3

      He shoulda said "do I look like I'm good at taking tests or something??"

    • @gnastyguy7229
      @gnastyguy7229 5 років тому +3

      Carrie Boyer comedy gold lmao

    • @justinc.3385
      @justinc.3385 5 років тому +1

      This is my new excuse on why I’m not taking tests in school

    • @softsix
      @softsix 5 років тому +1

      And then the intro slaps. perfect.

  • @dickhitswater4836
    @dickhitswater4836 2 роки тому +2

    The look on that officers face when he starts explaining the situation of the current and ex boyfriends all living together is priceless. “Ttthhiiiisssss guy……”

  • @chandlerdimick1822
    @chandlerdimick1822 Рік тому +2

    Me “like father, like son!” Officer on the left “ like father, like son!” Officer in the right “like father, like son!” Laugher so hard i didn’t know they’d say it too 😂🤣🤣

  • @beansncornbread4510
    @beansncornbread4510 5 років тому +32

    She threw a tree at me!! Lmao!!

  • @pantarei8382
    @pantarei8382 5 років тому +208

    The world's longest beach.. Hahahahahahaha. Long beach Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

    • @softsix
      @softsix 5 років тому

      Ayyyyyyyy😂

    • @GamesweiveR
      @GamesweiveR 5 років тому

      Lmfao I just got that

  • @unfairkibbles3226
    @unfairkibbles3226 Рік тому +5

    I could never be an officer. I'd have to turn around to laugh constantly

  • @SirrCommander
    @SirrCommander 2 роки тому

    “ so maybe yourll volunteer to go to jail “ lmao that episodes a classic . Along with Coco the clown and the “don’t call me papi” episodes

  • @criscojesus4378
    @criscojesus4378 2 роки тому +207

    The guy with the credit cards that fired at the security guard is a true POS.

    • @bryanh257
      @bryanh257 2 роки тому +12

      I was flabbergasted, I'd have shit my pants

    • @criscojesus4378
      @criscojesus4378 2 роки тому +8

      @@bryanh257 swear. I farted just thinking about it

    • @fleecejohnson5750
      @fleecejohnson5750 2 роки тому

      Man fr.

    • @TheRisingStorm316
      @TheRisingStorm316 2 роки тому +2

      The security guard should’ve been wearing bulletproof armor underneath his shirt because on the off-chance the bullet did hit him he would’ve still been fine

    • @haroldwilkes598
      @haroldwilkes598 Рік тому +5

      Aw, he's just misunderstood...

  • @Backyardmech1
    @Backyardmech1 2 роки тому +98

    “Like father like son.” Even the mom/wife was in a lucid WTF moment. 😂 For a second I thought the wife was getting hemmed up, but dad had the chicken arms. Ones you could smoke like a cigarette.

    • @LiliWhyte
      @LiliWhyte 2 роки тому +1

      Haha! I thought the same thing when I saw the white shirt & them bony elbows!

    • @NR-gp2il
      @NR-gp2il Рік тому +2

      I could smoke them little arms

    • @AshleyMWilliams89
      @AshleyMWilliams89 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 How can a man bring himself to talk sh*t with the arms of a chicken???? I cannot🤣

  • @jeanneeber
    @jeanneeber Рік тому +1

    The guy "volunteering" for probation is the winner!

  • @chloecamp8714
    @chloecamp8714 2 роки тому +1

    The one with the kid who won't stop playing his phone game is iconic. I've seen it in a few compilations.

    • @88mphDrBrown
      @88mphDrBrown Рік тому

      Kid? The man's in his 60s, or in his 40s but does a bunch of meth.

  • @triumphant39
    @triumphant39 5 років тому +60

    The atomic dove arrest, classic.

  • @itsjustmechill.5292
    @itsjustmechill.5292 2 роки тому +63

    "Was he assaulted?"
    No, he did all that to himself trying to fight everybody. 😄😄😄
    How do you beat your own ass bloody trying to fight people and never even getting hit.

    • @aguyontheinternet9095
      @aguyontheinternet9095 2 роки тому +6

      Being so drunk that they think they're fighting someone along with the painkilling effects of alcohol.
      Double whammy of impaired decision making and impaired recognition of consequences.

    • @IAmPez
      @IAmPez 2 роки тому +15

      Did you miss the part where he gave you a demonstration of exactly that? Right where he attempted to tackle someone and faceplanted himself in the process? That's how.

    • @itsjustmechill.5292
      @itsjustmechill.5292 2 роки тому +2

      It was a rhetorical question. Yes I saw the video and understand how being drunk will put you on your ass over and over. Jesus christ people

    • @BamBabyBrenda
      @BamBabyBrenda 2 роки тому +2

      This immediately made me remember the guy that tried to round house kick no one

  • @MoDeegroes
    @MoDeegroes Рік тому +1

    "I'm a pretty straight forward guy"
    First guy had gem after gem

  • @MultiTwentyseven
    @MultiTwentyseven Рік тому

    that guy the slowest single in history right in front of a cop got me dying hahaha

  • @Gunner6000WarZ
    @Gunner6000WarZ 5 років тому +112

    I can't find atomic dove in the app store. It's a sad day indeed.

    • @nailinpalin1477
      @nailinpalin1477 5 років тому +2

      I also looked

    • @ZawLynnHtut
      @ZawLynnHtut 5 років тому +13

      Its atomic dope bruh. I am now top of the leader board since he quit.

    • @Texasmilitarydepartmentvid9654
      @Texasmilitarydepartmentvid9654 4 роки тому +5

      I was trying to find 4 Calling Birds, 3 French Hens , 2 Turtle Doves & a Partridge in a Pair Tree.

    • @cjfwildcat
      @cjfwildcat 2 роки тому

      It’s atomic dog, lol. I looked too.

  • @davidbanta9766
    @davidbanta9766 5 років тому +161

    "Looks like a stolen gun" wtf does a stolen gun look like?

    • @caseymusser6201
      @caseymusser6201 5 років тому +45

      Looks like a gun that runs stolen

    • @ketogorl
      @ketogorl 5 років тому +55

      Stolen guns have their serial numbers filed off so it cannot be traced or identified.

    • @maggiep9007
      @maggiep9007 5 років тому +4

      V. Rufus If it's stolen why would you care about the gun being traced?
      Serial numbers are destroyed to prevent identification of the OWNER, not the gun.
      Maybe to prevent linking fingerprints in a burglary to a gun with no prints(which can prove control of a gun without prints on it)?

    • @maggiep9007
      @maggiep9007 5 років тому +13

      A mutilated gun is a felony on top of possessing a stolen gun.
      But I guess you gotta be an idiot to carry a stolen weapon to begin with.

    • @silverluvr102
      @silverluvr102 5 років тому +6

      Scratched off serial number

  • @arttrumbo9496
    @arttrumbo9496 Рік тому

    The "Patrick!" at the end got me

  • @turtleinashirt
    @turtleinashirt 7 місяців тому +2

    “He’s jealous because I’m on of the top nations in the country.”
    Now I know what I’m saying at the bar on Saturday

  • @josephpelofske7724
    @josephpelofske7724 3 роки тому +44

    “Why are there tire track marks over here ma’am” “well she was tryin to run from me while I was calling my mom”🤦‍♂️

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 2 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @bryanh257
      @bryanh257 2 роки тому +2

      Dude like holy shit wow

    • @fergusdenoon1255
      @fergusdenoon1255 2 роки тому +3

      people always be trying to run away when someone's trying to run them over, it's a real world issue.

  • @brandonj5847
    @brandonj5847 5 років тому +29

    Drunk suspect: I said I love you
    Office: Yeah I love you too.
    Hahahahaha 17:20

  • @jasondailey9459
    @jasondailey9459 2 роки тому +4

    “Stop Patrick I don’t need you going to jail too” they always wanna behave when they’re already in cuffs 😂

    • @NyanyiC
      @NyanyiC 9 днів тому

      Poor lady!

  • @MartinAston00
    @MartinAston00 2 роки тому +3

    @ 16:38 dude in white shirt has those Matrix moves ! Brilliantly escaped that drunk tackling his feet ! 🤣👌👏👏

  • @brentsexton8327
    @brentsexton8327 6 років тому +64

    'gotta keep truckin'

    • @maggiep9007
      @maggiep9007 5 років тому +5

      He has a great attitude for a guy losing control.

    • @claudiacamacho9453
      @claudiacamacho9453 4 роки тому +1

      That's right Brent Sexton 👍😎

  • @mariogutierrez2965
    @mariogutierrez2965 2 роки тому +124

    the father and son one is sad honestly. who knows how many generations of abuse, anger, and disobedience will continue because of they're behavior :/

    • @oldmanfromoc7684
      @oldmanfromoc7684 2 роки тому +9

      We gotta stop the cycle!

    • @ravenous9577
      @ravenous9577 2 роки тому +5

      It's possible it's not purely experience. I am sure it has a lot to do with it but it could be a genetic predeposition as well. How would you solve that? How much are people really liable for? Everyone is supposed to maintain composure and act rationally but it's possible it is more difficult for some compared to others. Does that mean they just need a special way of being raised or medicine to try and compensate for that? If that will even work? Which there is no certainty. I suppose the world is not fair. Everyone held at the same standards yet are built to be different. It hurts to imagine that some may just be genetically structured to not fit in with society's standards and will suffer for it their entire lives. I suppose you don't have control over how you are raised either though.

    • @peighnesshonourchign9164
      @peighnesshonourchign9164 2 роки тому +5

      *their

    • @iwantthe80sback59
      @iwantthe80sback59 2 роки тому

      Got my car broken into New Years Eve 2006. Parked 4 feet from my front porch. Was a father teaching his 14 year old son how to do it. Makes ya wonder.

    • @AshleyMWilliams89
      @AshleyMWilliams89 Рік тому

      I couldn't agree more💯

  • @Gs-kl6rd
    @Gs-kl6rd Рік тому

    That volunteering part 😂

  • @firefighter343
    @firefighter343 2 роки тому +160

    “I’ve never broken the law once in my entire life”
    “Your on probation, right?”
    “Yeah”
    “How did you get on probation? You volunteered?”
    🤣

  • @tonyr2920
    @tonyr2920 2 роки тому +87

    Can we all take a moment to salute these law enforcement officers and the amount of pure shit they have to stand there and listen to?

  • @ASCUMBAGWh0re
    @ASCUMBAGWh0re Рік тому +5

    16:42 white shirt knows how to dodge! Nobody will land a hit on that dude.

  • @mr.hedgehog420
    @mr.hedgehog420 2 роки тому +2

    "There's a game on his phone"
    "is it a phone game"
    good question officer

  • @jamiesachtleben2946
    @jamiesachtleben2946 2 роки тому +55

    I feel so bad for Patrick's wife in all this. Her son goes to jail for a suspended license, and then her husband has no self control and goes to jail in the same night.

    • @baileysundstrom4167
      @baileysundstrom4167 2 роки тому +1

      Yep it’s a sad world we live in

    • @buildr3303
      @buildr3303 2 роки тому +4

      Best night's sleep she's had in a long time

    • @Kbtoy789
      @Kbtoy789 2 роки тому +4

      Pretty sure that kid had more than just a suspended license.

    • @Mpetey123
      @Mpetey123 2 роки тому

      No self control? What did he do? In the video he was heading away from the officer, then a cut, then the father is getting cuffed. What did he do?

    • @jamiesachtleben2946
      @jamiesachtleben2946 2 роки тому

      @@Mpetey123 I wasn't saying anything about how justified his arrest was. However, I think it's fair to suggest his animated and boisterous attitude played a role in the officer deciding to arrest him, if that makes any sense.
      Personally I'd make a case that the officer arrested him in order to stop him from doing something he'd regret, as well as to be with his son. My reasoning is all the guy did was be belligerent to an extent. I also don't think that this is the worst person this officer has ever had to deal with before. So other than the cop being a crook on a power trip which is just a stereotype, I don't see why he would have arrested him. But again, that's not really the statement I was trying to make lol, she's sleeping alone that night with a husband and son in jail, that's got to be a gut-wrenching feeling...