@Gary Golfer Bald dude is a frequent user of shaving cream for obvious reasons. He uses it scaresly which is evident of the meager amount of foam on his colleague's face. If you are going to prank someone you can just as well go all in. Moreover the consistency looks rather weak. It is safe to assume that he doesn't like to use a lot of money on foams. However because he is bald he can not use the cheapest shit he can find unless he wants to feel like freshly sanded timber after every shave. My quess would be little better gillette foam like gillette sensitive.
You guys are badass! I wish that we, as a nation, took better care of our first responders, LEOs, and Armed Forces members. I appreciate yall so much! I work trenching and excavation so low pay/high risk just like you guys. We may do "cowboy shit" but we dont do any hero shit or save lives, Yall save ours! Effing love you boys! Stay safe and know that we respect and have your back to the end. God Bless America!
Nah, that much common sense? That'd cripple everyone except children! And even then the fuckin birds and stray animals would do better with the coffee!
@@timrankin8737 No no, send it to Michael Bay. After overdosing on the coffee he'll not ruin the second Bumblbee movie when it releases! Nor will he ruin the Optimus Prime solo film!!
Truck checks, wash the truck, wash the tanker, run training drills, talk shit, lift weights, talk more shit, eat, talk to the local school kids and daycare kids.. order supplies, it's actually pretty normal most of the time right up until it isn't
The more I see these videos, the more I realize my husband and I are a match made in heaven not because I have a chronic illness and he’s an EMT. It’s because he’s an EMT and I work at Starbucks. I make him homemade cold brew that’s steeped longer so it’s more concentrated then what we actually sell. I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be FDA approved but it does the trick 👍🏽.
Judging by the clues.
Whip cream on right hand and right face. The victim was attacked from behind.
Good call
Your detective skills are impressive, waiting for lab analysis to determine brand of shaving cream.
@Gary Golfer Bald dude is a frequent user of shaving cream for obvious reasons. He uses it scaresly which is evident of the meager amount of foam on his colleague's face. If you are going to prank someone you can just as well go all in. Moreover the consistency looks rather weak. It is safe to assume that he doesn't like to use a lot of money on foams. However because he is bald he can not use the cheapest shit he can find unless he wants to feel like freshly sanded timber after every shave. My quess would be little better gillette foam like gillette sensitive.
Man of the north 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@@garygolfer3243 You are welcome, brother.
"Cmon do it rookie, Stipe is super chill he'll just laugh it off."
*FIREGUY NEXT TO ROOKY'S BED:* _"Don't worry kid, Doc says those bones will knit up right nice in six or seven months."_
Shrugs"okay!"
Notably famous last words
...as he happily thrashes you
He's chill,
Until he is not
Rookie: “STIPE IS NOT CHILL! STIPE IS NOT CHILL!! YOU LIED TO ME REINER!!!”
I love how the first guy you can see him saying "iiiiiiimmmm sssoooooooorrrrryyyyyy" and the 2nd dudes just like "youuuuu'rrrre deeeeead"
Absolutely the best commercial I have ever seen.
They're both right. The second guy is former a UFC heavy weight champion. RIP, "first guy".
@@Live-Life-Freely current
Pmsl so good so good.
"Keep running, you'll just die tired!"
THIS WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MOST COMMERCIALS!!!!
Thank you!!
@@FireDepartmentChronicles i unliked your comment to keep it at 69. It aint much but its honest work.
@@harmonicresonance182 OMG My Dad turns 69 today and was sending a birthday email. Caught myself about to say "Have a good 69!"
@@harmonicresonance182 Your attempts have been foiled but I will honor your work by helping it reach 420 instead.
Sorry wasn't woke enough. Maybe replace one of the guys with a trans PoC?
Honestly it should’ve for all the firefighters out there who watch the game
You guys are badass! I wish that we, as a nation, took better care of our first responders, LEOs, and Armed Forces members. I appreciate yall so much! I work trenching and excavation so low pay/high risk just like you guys. We may do "cowboy shit" but we dont do any hero shit or save lives, Yall save ours! Effing love you boys! Stay safe and know that we respect and have your back to the end. God Bless America!
😂
I just saw you on South Metro Fire. They got your patch last episode!
Isnt that all firefighters seeing as all meatheads love football?
@@lc9072 👍🔥❤️
I love how the first guy is a living emoticon while the other guy doesn't even need to emote to express pure murderous rage.
"2X the caffeine helps you outrun your poor decisions" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's freaking outstanding!🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
The best part is how good they are at faking slow motion, instead of just filming in slowmo
It is slo mo. You can see there shirts moving slowly aswell
@@justicecountryman4060 guess it can be pretty hard to understand a joke when it goes right over your head
@@endertobias1908 please explain this hilarious joke
What what-
@@endertobias1908 some people are dumb ok lol. Sarcasm is hard to understand over text
"Helps you outrun your poor decisions." Can you ship some of that coffee to D.C.? Some folks there reeeally need a boost.
Due to supply and demand restrictions; this coffee cannot be sold to politicians. Why do you think Starbucks doesn't use a tag like that?
Send a truckload to hollyweird too. God knows they could use it.
Nah, that much common sense? That'd cripple everyone except children! And even then the fuckin birds and stray animals would do better with the coffee!
@@timrankin8737 No no, send it to Michael Bay. After overdosing on the coffee he'll not ruin the second Bumblbee movie when it releases! Nor will he ruin the Optimus Prime solo film!!
I thought you meant Daniel Cormier at first lol
Outrun your bad decisions. Lmao. Like that could ever happen.
Theres company on Key West called Cuban Coffee Queen. Their slogan is "Make Stupid Decisions Faster"
Inr! 😷😝
Yeah, teen pregnancy is one FAST stupid decision. 😂
Jesus, dude, lighten up.
Stephen Hawking: WTF?!
Can you imagine what his parents had to deal with raising this dude
Which one? Prankster, or can't take a joke?
Probably both
I bet his parents are pretty chill. I have a student who reminds me very much of him, and his parents are awesome and let his character flourish.
You ever thought of the possibility that he is the DIRECT RESULT of his parents?
@@nicholaslee5423 uh that's the point of the joke dude....
What people think firefighters do when there isn’t a fire or any danger: Train
What they actually do:
Well, i consider running from someone who can and defenitly wants to ram you throug the concrete walls Training.
Lol looks like training to me. Cardio
Truck checks, wash the truck, wash the tanker, run training drills, talk shit, lift weights, talk more shit, eat, talk to the local school kids and daycare kids.. order supplies, it's actually pretty normal most of the time right up until it isn't
@@nicolejohnson9735 PT!
It’s like a horror movie when no matter how fast they run the killer is always right behind them walking lol
I’m gonna buy it simply because of the “helps you outrun your poor decisions” line 😂
Are they sure cause Im a vet and Im the cause of oh, so many safety briefs
If only you had $11.2 million for a 1 minute ad.
Oh man, literally cried from laughing!!! That was an epic commercial.
I have no idea what that Italian lady was singing about Frankly I don't wanna know but for a moment i felt like a free man
Firebourn94 well spoken there Andy Dufrane and Red!!! If memory serves me correct on where that line came from.
Ave Maria (Hail Mary) ,Schubert.
@@veronika70638 I love how you were talking about funerals and stuff then said lol right after
My friend Andy...😂😂
Shawshank 👍
This definitely should have been a super bowl commercial
The only question I have is why would you decide to slap a 5 time heavyweight champion with whip cream?? 😂
Poor Life Decisions. That's why XD
You ever hang around a fire station?
Being suicidal and deciding oh shit that will be a painfull way to go down.
Why not?
Poor life decision or he lost a bet! ^^
The more I see these videos, the more I realize my husband and I are a match made in heaven not because I have a chronic illness and he’s an EMT. It’s because he’s an EMT and I work at Starbucks. I make him homemade cold brew that’s steeped longer so it’s more concentrated then what we actually sell. I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be FDA approved but it does the trick 👍🏽.
Aaaah, I grew up around firefighters and emergency personnel, I’m too close to being one of them.
Excellent cinematography, excellent music, excellent pitch and punchline, 10/10 commercial.
The slow-motion face expressions were worth watching every second of it 😂
"5x heavyweight champion" that part had me rolling lol
same with "dead man"
Not sure if you know, that’s actually true, he’s probably the greatest heavyweight mma fighter ever and also a firefighter
I can confidently say this does happen, sometimes pulling out the water cans and spraying others when they’re sleeping too😂
Ever stretch booster line to the bunkroom. Good times
No idea why this was recommended to me by UA-cam, but GODDAMN THEY NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
he should of chased him with a fireaxe.
SpriBlox or a water can 😂😂😂
His hand is the fire axe
I mean he is the "axe murderer" so you're absolutely right
He's a 5x heavy weight champion no weapons needed when he is the weapon.
@@666mrmongo that's wanderlei silva
The camera tracking on this is absolutely on point.
💯
As usual, your content NEVER disappoints! Excellent content and absolutely Super Bowl commercial worthy!
I don’t even drink coffee, but if this aired during the Super Bowl I would buy enough for each of my family members to have a bag each 😂
I can hear Stipe yelling at me “you’re dead”
plot twist: the entire scene was all taken in real time
I’ll be needing to order this by the ton. I’ve got a lot of bad decisions to outrun.....
how old are they?🤣
This has got to be the best commercial I've ever seen.
it might be a commercial this year >:)
This would actually make me want to buy the coffee.
Thank you, voiceover guy, for teaching us how to pronounce "STEE-pay Me-OH-chitch"!
The "Helps you run from your poor decisions " line actually got me to buy a bag...
I absolutely loved this. It put a smile on my face during a hard day today. Thank you very much for making it better.
Still one of the most funny commercial I have seen and I have watched a buttload of ads.
From the past/future comment: Ace
Whats up champ?! Good to see fire department chronicles has fans even in the UFC. Keep the videos coming. Big fan
Stipe is a Firefighter in ohio
I like how he has more whipped cream on his face when you get outside lol
Hilarious. Stipe looked to be in great shape as usual! Funny stuff.
Wow, hats off. The writing at then end is great too. Much love for my fire fighting homies
The first headline to a video I've ever agreed with 100%! Absolutely hilarious 😆🤣😂😄
Oh just a little Station Fun!!
What's a little whipped cream among friends!?!
I need a TV show about this in my life man, this guy is awesome in so many ways i can't even.
Start a petition to get this in the 2021 bowl
Love this, never get tired watching it. Refreshing to enjoy something that took creativity, humor and without vulgarity.
If I drank coffee , this would be the only brand I would get lol. Never know when your gonna suddenly need that burst of speed
I’ve seen this about 7 times in the last week. Epic, just Epic.
I think this is actually my favorite video on the channel, and I've been watching for better than 6 months. 😂
Sleep deprivation and a much needed laugh. Much appreciated and thank you for your service.
Thank you. algorithm's overlords for showing me this ... This is absolutely awesome 🤣
Ah dude that’s so cool that you met Stipe. He’s one of my favorite UFC fighters, and a huge motivation for me to become a firefighter.
I absolutely LOVE this! Reminds me of the many firehouse pranks played by, or on me. Good Times!
I still hope year after year that this will be in the Super Bowl commercials
That's "whipped" cream, man. And the city of Chicago can take a flying leap...
You mean the state of Chicago cause it controls the entire state.
Jason's facial expressions bare always on point
This is probably the first time that I didn't skip an AD.
Lol 😆 this is so funny! I can’t even with Jason anymore 😂😂
Love how they’re in slow motion but the ceiling fans in the back aren’t lol
They clearly are
I laughed, I laughed till I cried, then I went and drank some coffee, good times, good times..............
I would actually watch commercials if they were like this
Man, you and your peers are amazing! Bringing up a smile or laugh whenever I need it! Stay safe brother!
Wait what if a fire was called and the firefighters show up to ur house with whipped cream
The silver lining to a terrible moment?
I’d have a whipped cream party
Let's just say no innuendo would be left unsaid...
Best thing I've seen, all day
Laughter has no boundaries, Greetings from Croatia!
I can't get enough of these guys
Now I really need that CAWFEE
I was waiting for a bucket of water to drop in slo-mo on the second guy as they were coming out the door.
It’s actually hard to tell how much of it is slow motion camera and how much is slow motion running. They did an awesome job 😂
This was the coolest ad ever!
This is hands down the best video on UA-cam 😂
Excellent parody of those stupid Amazon ads! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Oh my goodness this is one of the best ads I ever seen!
Man your talents are way beyond youtube shorts. But I guess someone's gotta put out those fires too. Love your vids!
Add a Halligan in his hand to show what happens around our station..
Yes! It definitely should have been! That was hilarious! Good work on that mabe next super Bowl
Best coffee ad I've ever seen. I love it, yall r the best!!
That’s honestly the best commercial I’ve ever seen
I dont even drink coffee and I'd buy it!
I can't stop laughing 😂😂
I find it funny that the dude with murder in his eyes is also their paramedic
"I can fix you up real good, or I can put you down. Don't push it, rookie."
He was a great fighter. Happy to see him having fun.
What? He still is a great fighter
🤣😂 to hilarious
It would’ve been better if the bald guy was the mad one it would make more sense
The fan in the background running at normal speed. The firefighters in the foreground running in slow motion. This is hilarious on so many levels
Yep so the poor decisions line is on point comedic timing, convinced me to try a bag
Anyone that dislikes this doesn't have a sence of humor.
Part two.... bourbon and bad decisions!
This would make a good commercial for a slapstick movie about firefighters doing Three Stooges jokes.
That catchline is awesome "...helps you run from your poor decisions" hahahahaha
I never get tired of this vid. Well done
My dude's facial expressions are always on point : D
This is how Schubert always intended his Ave Maria, beautiful
These videos make me laugh so hard. I needed a laugh today
Mr. Clean and Stipe both have an excellent slow mo run
I have laughed so much at this advert. I love it. Best advert I’ve seen in so long.
WOW! I was binge watching this channel and got blind sided by stipe. Honestly my favorite ufc fighter. Looking forward to him defending his belt!
Firefighters have more experience in slow motion than regular people, from all those explosions.