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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- Episode 742 - Sluts For Rudy (6/20/23)
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We take some dirty talk tips from Rudy Giuliani’s emails; Consider our lost Submariners; Discuss RFK Jr.’s campaign requiring us to do homework; and imagine Ron DeSantis as one of Jesus’ disciples.
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Of RFK Jr never saw autistic people, his family kept putting them in their dungeon
I like Rudy because of all the politicians he most resembles the Harkonnens from David Lynch's Dune.
Really? Rudy? And not the literal orange fat guy he worked for?
@@arelbarosa8779Did this person stutter?
Except the Harkonnens were clever
Im impressed how legitimately funny they still are. Love and solidarity to you.
Ron would definitely have persecuted Jesus and his disciples.
Rod "Tha Roddfather" Dreher and Meatball Ron collab when
"Uh, there's a bunch of subversive young Jewish homosexuals spreading proto-Marxist ideas among the slav-I mean, the common folk, and, uh, on behalf of Christians everywhere, I, uh, hereby declare holy war on this Satanic wokeness. Now, let's eat some organic gluten-free bread products in remembrance of our Savior."
The flatness of his voice really hides that every DeSantis answer longer than five seconds is absolute word salad.
I was discussing how vaccine trials work with an antivaxxer, and after literally 30 minutes I realized they thought vaccines are taken AFTER you’re sick!
That guy did all his own research 😂
So true. Doing your own research is actually extremely sus and no one should do it
@@ultravioletiris6241it’s a guy with little ability to understand and process information specifically looking for “his own” research, which seems to mean it’s outside of the widely accepted scientific consensus; so incorrect 😅
I can understand people who were tricked by the "white coat summits" early in COVID that were put on by crank far right advocacy groups like AAPS and America's Frontline Doctors. It was a very scary, uncertain time and people who seemed credible saying this novel virus was no big deal was probably comforting to hear for many laypeople. But it's 2023 now and they've long-since given the game away regarding their ulterior political motives.
@@beebgegegeg-xr3cm no i mean in general its sus for people to do their own research, including you and I
@@ultravioletiris6241 it's a trigger phrase.
I really dig how hard Felix does not dig dom stuff at all. lmao
@ClibanariusJJ not the moral I was going for there.
I would laugh if Felix tried to bark orders at me. 🧉🦄
@@ClibanariusJJ lol no
@@ClibanariusJJ"strangers have sex in a way I don't like waaahhh 😡😡😡😡"
@@ClibanariusJJ lmao what do you think bdsm even is lol?
Yeah when I think of a Joe Rogan listener I do think of someone who'd vote for RFK in the primary as a "protest vote against the corrupt establishment".
Unironically why I'll be voting trump or Hillary or whoever will wreck america fastest
The autistic molecule is a source of great power, great danger, and great hope.
Didn't the Kennedys have a daughter that was mentally ill and they lobotomized? Would have been RFK jr's aunt
RFK comes off as being lobotomized himself. 🧉🦄
The “we’re the stupidest we’ve been since the 11th century” thing hit me with the lady on the plane “I’m telling you right now that motherfucker back there is not real” has people on tik tok like “mmmhhh idk she probably saw something fishy”
I like the prospect that Felix is constantly eating Seder meal foods year round un forced
I like the "don't do homework" with the guy who reads the most obscure history and Marxist books
Exactly! What is Dark Souls lore but homework?
Pharmaceutical Chemistry = Political History.
@@joshuamarx8209 You moron it still involves research. You can read medical journals just as much as read history books or material to cover the 17th century
Pontis Pilate was basically the Ron De Santis of his time.
No extra homework for me. No Thanks!
The whole point of homework is to have less of it 😏
We aw wiving in amerwika amerwika ameriwika
Coca cowa wunda bwa
@@maxwellkazemba2299 I need an ai guliani cover of that song
rUwUdy guWuiani
Boy! Sing the national anthem.
I think felix is on a last podcast on the left kick, the references are adding up
Their Manhattan Project thing has been pretty good. I like their multiparters.
Brilliant discussion of the loss of shared meaning and the breakdown of institutional norms, splitting the epistemic tree. 30:48
The Death of Expertise - by Tom Nichols.
RFK: I am the Lord of all that is Golden!!!
Also some Catholic Churches are moving away from confession boxes. Instead you’re like sitting there across from the priest in a normal room 🫥
Everyone has the Titan thing completely wrong. They weren't down there to investigate the titanic, they were all JoJo's fans who wanted to recreate the experience of Dio Brando.
I expected more goofs and gags about the rich guys stuck beneath 4000 meters of water in a little metal fart tube, followed by an esoteric yet elucidating rant from Matt linking it to the decline of US hegemony or whatever.
well they wanted the titanic experience ayooooooo
Great episode
500lbs deadlift post or it didn't happen Felix
Certified 🧢
The type of direct interrogation and challenge of power we need.
Every time I read or see Rudy's picture.
That song from the Specials, a message to you
Rudy, stop your
Messing Around
Else you'll wind up in Jail.
Such a good episode 😂
This is the message Joe rogans audience needs
"Hopefully, he gets into a dirigible soon."
12:38 Quite the casanova 😮❤
Felix was referring to the "scambaiters" who go after the scammers: there's a number of these that are great: Kitboga, Rinoapoison, Perogi, etc. I'm not nearly so skilled, so when I get an email scam about a fake ~500$ charge for a "Norton Antivirus Renewal" I just set up my virtual audio cables, and call the phone number with soundboards like the Springfield Pervert and Officer Ed Powell, and upload those to YT.
You're doing it wrong.
Jim Browning is the scambaiter you're looking for.
@@CNYKnifeNut
Browning is great too, I just was listing some off the top of my head.
You forgot Nick Mullen
Ah, that brings me back. Frank Garrett the GOAT.
How real are videos from those channels though? The incentives to fake scambaiter calls for content are huge.
Confirmed Kitboga fans
9:56 I'm crying
38:01 don’t act like that didn’t happen, Matt
This is the funniest one yet
Yooo winstons? Winstons were the shit when I was like 19 hahaha
Got damn what a title.
wonder if there's an archive of totally golden Rudy dialogues on dating app servers
Load faster
I’m cranking as fast as I can
@@alanfulcher460jajaja
Can I help you all? It needs more!
Bring the ammo faster
@@miskatonic_alumni we need help!
Black Wolf shit
Amewika
chris selling chapo nfts get the bag king
Winnies!! 🚬
Wtf you did it too?! Jesus the word is mementos you momoron
The mefreshmaker
I hate soundcloud
ponches pilot
Conches pilot
Vote Cornel, no matter who!
🧉🦄👍🏽🍀🍀🍀🌈🌈
Yes. He is the man of the People
Lol why?
Yeah vote for the guy that switched from one scam party to another scam party and is close friends with Christopher Rufo
@@ultravioletiris6241
No math and science involved, Brother (or Sister) ultravioletiris6241 🧉🦄
@@bitteralmonds666 I get that Cornel West is a popular academic, but why in the world would these skills translate to being President?
Digital collections my ass
23:00
Back to brunch much?
I love chapo but this take on rfk is dumb. Matt, as it has been of late, has the only good take. Rfk represents a loss of trust in corrupt institutions
It's a dumb take. Just like claiming that the primary matters
So does Trump. But just like RFK, it’s a totally shallow critique.
Sorry but they are right. When you look closely at him you see he's a POS. I wanted him to be better too believe me.
So does every other wingnut candidate that came before him, so what?
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I find your gleeful ignorance of science fascinating! Giving me insight on how a lot of minds are working these days.
poop and pee
Remember when Chapo was riding Joe Rogans jock because he had Bernie on? My how the turn tables mr. Chapo.
Yeah Rogan is not it either, chief.
@@joshuamarx8209 Oh yeah I know, it annoyed me when they had that episode where they were like "Uh well Joe Rogan platformed Bernie Sanders what have you done recently?" So I thought this was funny.
@@phyllisford2130To be fair to Chapo, I don't think any of us thought Rogan was gonna go full nutbag, although I guess the signs were there. Covid broke a lot of people's brains, none more so than Rogan.
They weren’t riding Rogan’s dick, they were ridiculing libs for criticizing Bernie for “stopping so low” to expand his audience
God Felix is so unfunny
He swings hard I respect it
Why would you want to be funny? Then everyone laughs at you all the time
God Felix, I'll do anything for you
God Felix, just tell me what you want me to
God Felix, nail me up against the wall
God Felix, don't want everything he wants it all
All of them kinda are. But I still listen all the time.
I really don't understand why, but here I am.
Imagine hating a show but also hating yourself so much that you keep listening up to episode 742.
Sorry but some homework required on vaccines. You have to do your homework on whether or not producers of the vaccine did their homework. The vaccine was rushed and normal protocols were skipped over in the rush. So the vaccine was much more experimental and risky than other vaccines. It's not just another approved drug like any other so put that into your risk assessment pipe and smoke it. There your homework has been done for you. Your welcome.
Why was it rushed?
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Normal trial protocol and liability was waived in order to fight the virus via large scale public inoculation. I don't think there were nefarious motives behind it being rushed, but it simply doesn't carry the same assurances as other medications. No young people like under 30 in good health should have taken the vaccine. It's only when the risk of dying from the virus is higher that it's worth the risks carried by the experimental vaccine in my view.
@@Will_MoffettDid more people die where vaccination was more prevalent?
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw That's doesn't seem like a well formed question. That's like asking do more people die in hospitals.
@@Will_MoffettIf the issue was risk, wasn't there a greater risk in not taking the vaccine?
why does it seem like matt is absent for large portions of this?
busy playing fortnite
Not as much content to connect to a macro and/or spiritual portrait of humanity
Like 30:48
And on some level, I also think some of that enthusiasm is reserved for the CushVlogs, wherein he usually disclaims that he doesn’t feel he has much to say
“Total death”
15:56 😂 gottie